FULL SHOW: Icks Everywhere

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hodaking Big sho Show Show thanks to crape Worthy
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
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Speaker 3 (00:14):
This is the biggest, our biggest.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Shot a big show.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minode and Keziah.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Backbone.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'll get a massive backbones.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
You're listening to the Big Show do the Breakfast Show
this Monday morning, and it is the thirteenth of July
twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Maybe you're having a great morning.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
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Speaker 6 (01:58):
Have no idea what that means, but it's sounded great, Keezy,
thank you, good Moggi, Stallion.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
House Life, Gabrie Gress to your mad Dog, your sixth
son of a Bee.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
What a hell of a weekend. That was amazing.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
I'd like to put it to you that Matariki is
perhaps the greatest long weekend, the greatest public holiday that
we have.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
It comes just at the right time, it does it does.
I agree with that.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
I love a public holiday.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
It sits on the Friday, not on the Monday. It
was so beautiful, Fellows that I woke up this morning
seething with resentment that it was over, although I was
very much looking for obviously to see you backbones and keezy. God,
you've made a real effort today. Mate, you're looking fantastic.

(02:41):
You're looking like a new man, totally rejuvenated. Caday Fellas.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I've actually noticed none of us have shaved. We're all
unshaven to share. Jason's got Mike, I don't know if
you agree with me on this. The weirdest hoodie I
think he's ever worn. What color is that?

Speaker 6 (02:58):
You know what? That sort of an as here And
that's a good question. What color is that?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Right? It's like baby vomit or something.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Can I profer bayleaf? Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Bayleaf? It's very pilly as well.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Did you get that free when you painted your kitchen
bay leaf three years ago?

Speaker 6 (03:15):
I did, Mogi.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
The reality is, Fellas, I'd run out of sweatshets and
I had to resort to plan D. And that's this one.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
The baby vomb sweater.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Yeah, the baby vomp sweater. And hey it's early in
the morning. Who care is Yeah? Fair enough, but I
tell you what, we've got a massive showy head. So
get locked and loaded in New Zealand. In the meantime,
is blink one a two for.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiarchy.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
Yes, indeed blink one a two there on the Big
Show Breakfast this Monday morning. The time is seven minutes
past six. I don't know about you, Fellas, but I'd
appreciate the longest song at the start there, just so
I can sort of get my bearings and all that.
So that was only two and it's odd. I'm still
not quite there. You know what I'm saying. I know
what you're saying, Jason. I'll talk to Prems about it. Yeah,

(04:06):
could you.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
In the meantime, though, we need to talk to the
audience and say, hey, what are you having for breakfast
this morning? Yes, give us a text on three four
eight three and lit us know we've got prizes to
give out lucky dip styles for everyone that text through
on three four eight three. Get stuck in Fellas.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Yeah, totally, yes, Fellas.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
An interesting one this morning is just want to have
a checked hears about mccaffee last week. It took a
little bit of getting used to because obviously we're only
covering for a week and a half of bricky there.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Well they are overseas, swing around.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah, last week I couldn't really get my coffee, is right.
I had to wait for the coffee shop around here
to open at seven o'clock.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
It's too late. They need to be opening early.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
So now what I do is I open with a
start my day with a stovetop at home, Jason, Yeah,
very nice.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
Now I've got a coffee machine as well. Right is
this coffee chair?

Speaker 8 (04:58):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (04:58):
This is coffee chair.

Speaker 9 (05:04):
Now you're talking.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
I've got a coffee machine at home, but that's too loud,
and I actually think I prefer a stovetop anyway.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Yeah, look, we're in the same situation, magie. We've got
a great coffee machine, no beans though we're out of bean.
We're out of beans. But interestingly, my wife and I
are not interested in the beans at the moment because
we've converted to the stovetop. Like yourself, there's something about
it that appeals to us.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Now.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
I had a conundrum two last week because you wake
up in the morning and a ho of a mood
going ifan and Jeff and go, what's this about?

Speaker 9 (05:43):
Future?

Speaker 6 (05:44):
And then you forget your coffee. And then I was
lying on the couch last night and I said to
my wife, you know what, I'm going to prep my
stovetop coffee for tomorrow morning. So I'm going to load.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
The basket up percolator, one of those silver things.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, yeah, silver thing that sits on top of the
gas or your electricity.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
On top of the gas there, chizy. And so I
loaded it all up.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
So this morning, when I strutted out fully nude, all
I needed to do was spark up the gas and
bobs your uncle did?

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Did? Did?

Speaker 10 (06:20):
Did?

Speaker 6 (06:23):
That's so great?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
And what are your What are you doing while your
your coffee is boiling there? Because I load mine up
with hot water, so it's faster, right, what I What do.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
I do while it's brewing? Yeah, I have a quick shower,
Oh you do, yeah, yeah? And then I come out
and it's perfectly time. So I finished my shower, come
out to the coffee, fully nude, but clean cold. It
is a bit cold, but then you've had a shower, keysy,
so you're a bit warmed up. And then I pour
myself a nice long coffee, just a touch of cream

(06:56):
mog and one sugar as is my want yum?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Are you well?

Speaker 6 (07:01):
As I say there, I'm strictly a black man.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
In the coffee department. Huh in the coffee department. Oh yeah, yeah,
so I do exactly the same thing. Do I get
up fully nude morning, erectors? Ah yeah, jump in the
old shaw with the Then I get out of the shower.
I get you as I go to the kitchen. I've
got my pre prepared percolator, except I put boiling hot

(07:29):
water in it, so it only takes a minute or
soda boil. And then I too am out the door.
So I get up, electors, Do you get up erectus?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Do you get up? At four forty five? Fully nude?

Speaker 10 (07:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Gross The Hurdiche Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
tune in weekdays at four on Radio.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Hike tune the Mint Chicks there on the radio Hodaki
Big Breakfast this Monday morning. The time is fourteen minutes
past six o'clock, which means it's time.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
For are you hey, guys? Text here from Steve?

Speaker 6 (08:08):
What's on the breakfast with me?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Kick me?

Speaker 10 (08:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
That's right? What's on the breakfast with Me Kezy, you
tick through on three four eight three. What are you
having for breakfast this morning?

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Can I ask you, Keysy, because we do what's on
the Dinner with Me Kezy in the and our drive
show we do too.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Does this feel.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
Different for you somehow that what's on the breakfast? Is
there a different vibe to it?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I'm certainly sleepier. Well, there's a whole new audience for you, Keezy.
You must be frothen I'm frothen mogi. The fact that
I get to strut out and wheel out my sigment
fully nude to the breakfast listeners. You know, it's a
dream comry. Let's crack and show with you good eight fellers.
Walter here, Oh, Walter, Oh that's right, yea names at all?

(08:59):
It's actually Walter White from Breaking Bed What it's Walter Little? Yes,
former all black? Gooday guys, Walter here. Minooka honey and toast.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
You know, we were away for the weekend and the
hotel served us up some. It was pretty good. At
the breakfast there. They had a honeycomb, yes, that set
at an angle above a bowl, so the honey dripped
down into a keezy you know.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
That all the bees were at the window your mast
give it back.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
But then in the room they also had a little
jar of honey. Now that honey tasted like shit. I've
never had honey that actually tastes like shit.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Are you sure it was honey? It might have been
ship in the jar. And what you just spread that
on your crackers and stuff crackers for breakfast here, Jason
good Aay, guys, Glenn here Leathers, Glenn Phillips, blood pressure pills,

(09:56):
Marlborough Reds, sugar free v Cheers, Glen.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
The thing about that is that's probably one hundred percent true.
Oh totally it would be.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I love that blood pressure pills, Marlborough Reds sugar free bee.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
I love that he's gone sugar free. Yeah. When you're
there and you're smashing the Marlborough Reds, you don't worry
about the sugar free, mate, Just just do what you
want to do.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Get a chap's Rob Herell, Penny Rob Wdell. Overnight wheetbooks
with protein yogurt and granola. Overnight wheetbooks. Did you say
overnight weetbooks with protein yogurt? Oh, my wife's made that.
You make it in a little thing. Yeah, you don't
put milk and you submerge them in yogat. I think

(10:43):
I've had overnight oats and sprinkle granola on top. That's
not a week book.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
Yeah, I was going to say, that's the sort of
thing my wife would do. She does overnight stuff and yes,
really gets deep inside my goat.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
I don't know why your wife's name isn't Rob is it?

Speaker 10 (11:01):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
You don't think that was her texting.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
Through now she is still fast asleep.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Gid o fellas Joe here, Matt, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Come on, man, Big Joe.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Can a fellas Big Joe here? Trim flat white and
left over butter chicken medium hot with garlic nhan ah.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, it's six am in the morning. Yeah man, Yeah,
that'll be. It's going to be a good good time
on the on site portally classic Big.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
Joe though he's queens to the Stone Age.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold.

Speaker 9 (11:42):
Achy Sporty blares rodcun.

Speaker 11 (11:53):
It's me it is being on six thirty. Just want
to double check that, Jase, because you is that?

Speaker 9 (11:59):
Ah?

Speaker 6 (11:59):
Yes it that's well done.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (12:01):
Jim all right, let's get into it. There is a
big story overnight. The England Test cricket team is now
without both a coach and captain a month out from
its next series. Brendan Mcallum has been acted as coach
following a string of poor performances and continued off field incidents.
The care we will remain at the helm of England's
white ball sides. Broom Dame Lydia co has given her

(12:24):
husband's caddying skills a glowing review following a pleasing finish
to the Ivan Championship golf Major. She's finished in a
tie for seventh.

Speaker 9 (12:32):
Broom Mobile Gun.

Speaker 11 (12:36):
And the Auckland Ta Tata have missed the chance to
return to top spot in the National Basketball League, losing
eighty four eighty at home to Otago.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Is that ready Newsroom? So why are you calling him room?
It's not Room, it's not rem No, it's quite clearly
I played it before here listen too much.

Speaker 11 (12:54):
Com How many stings do you have their keyzi? Because
it just never ends?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
JOm, Well, thanks, Hugs has been in the lab. He's busy.
See you in hour's time.

Speaker 11 (13:14):
Brin, Yeah, thanks, So you want me to leave out
that story next time.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
It's a little bit tedious, to be honest.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Which one was that?

Speaker 7 (13:19):
Jason?

Speaker 6 (13:20):
What was it exactly?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
What was it about? Well, that's what I mean. I
just switched.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
You're you here, brim. But the rules are where Jason's around.
He's been quite clear on his contract. No woman's sport.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
Oh okay, was it.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
A woman's sport thing? I know, it's just basketball.

Speaker 12 (13:38):
I just.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Poof, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
It's just hey, goodbye that with woman's basketball?

Speaker 7 (13:45):
You know?

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Is this true?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Jay's thanks Ram the Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio hod IQ.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Fighters there in the Big Show Breakfast this Monday morning.
The time is six thirty seven.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Well, was over the weekend. I was down in Dope
wore oh yeah, dole, bloody beautiful. It was down there.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
That's one of the lake cas.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
It's got a huge bloody lake and buddy freezing though, and.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
It's quite close to the mountains in the snow. There's
a huge dump. Was there, A massive, A massive dump.
It's good, yeah, because I went to the cob and
Coat toilets, you see, and I was I was at
a fiftieth It was held at cob and coke, believe
it or not. We'll talk about that later.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
How good.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
And I went along, and when you go to the
toilets there at Cob and co the first one that
you come across is a disabled toilet, right, that's the
closest one. And so I thought to myself, I didn't
think it all really, I just went in there. And
as you guys know, my ablutions, they happen irregularly, and
they happen often. I don't know when they're going to

(14:53):
come over me, but when you've got a I can always.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Tell, because you get like beads of sweat on your forehead.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
But when you've got a Cob and Coast two hundred
gram sirloin state with pepper corn sauce, yeah, I went
the pepercorn. When you've got that sort of moving through
your bowls, sometimes you got to move.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Quick that in a traffic light.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
So anyway, I'm in there.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
For about fifteen or twenty minutes and absolutely just giving
a death conquering the joint way to go man the
Cob and Coat toilet. So I flashed the toilet. I'm
pretty feeling pretty pleased with myself at this point, not
really thinking about where I am, you know, in these
disabled toilets. Well I opened the door and lo and

(15:35):
behold absolute worst case scenario.

Speaker 9 (15:39):
Oh no, there was.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
Was it like a person in a wheelchair or something?

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Well, no, I mean a person in a wheelchair is
not the worst case scenario, kizy far out I've met Well.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
No, I meant like in this particular situation for you.
You know you're in there, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
I was just saying, like a So you're saying the
worst case scenario is that I could meet somebody that's
in a wheelchair. Well no, no, not not not in general.
I think that's a great scenario. But like you think
somebody who was in a word, you think that's.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Great, that's a great scenario. You're gekesy.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
No, no, I just you said worst case. You said
worst case scenario, you know, and you're in the disabled tool.
I thought maybe a disabled person would have been the
worst case scenario.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Can I just get this across it's differently abled. Well,
you've been saying, we don't just dis we get rid
of the disc brother, Have you not heard that we
don't dish?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, you're right, you were calling it what differently abled?
All right?

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Okay, and not the worst case scenario. In fact, I
would love to meet somebody in the wheelchair so I
could learn about other experiences.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Totally.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Man, all right, who was who was at the door
when you?

Speaker 11 (16:57):
No?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
I know and I dropped my wallet?

Speaker 9 (16:58):
Oh hold?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
I keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in weekdays at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
Is indeed the Big Show Breakfast there are this Monday morning,
the time six forty nine now fell as one of
the challenges obviously of breakfast radio is getting up. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. She's bloody early. It's a
horror of a time. And I was going last night
through my new Samsung phone looking at all the features
and stuff. Incidentally, impressed by the quality of my photos

(17:28):
and videos that I'm sending you.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Very impressed.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
Jay, You don't any I send them to you all
the time. Are you not getting them? No, okay, I'll
sort that out.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
I'm just saying that obviously some sort of technical could
you stop.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Seeing them to me as well? If I don't know
that was an option. Well, I'm not following you on Instagram,
and I've also blocked you, so that might be the reason.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
Actually what we could do? Kezy?

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Could you.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Send the images that I have passed on to you
to Mogi?

Speaker 10 (17:56):
Right?

Speaker 6 (17:56):
That might work better.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Well, I don't want to have to block kezycause I
like everything else that Kesey's seending me. But if he's
going to start seeing me your film, it's not I
it's a.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
Mostly now listen. One of the features I noticed is
that in my alarm you can set a group alarm notification, right,
And I thought, how cute, even a little bit sexy
in a weird kind of way. If the Big Show
had a group of armb How does it work? Well,

(18:30):
you just send it off to all the fellas, you
set the time, and then you guys, just put it
in your phone.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Because I don't know about you.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
There's something I find kind of cute about the fellas
all waking up to get exactly the same time together, you.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
And I'll be I'll wake up and I'll be I
wonder how old Moog is waking up? Right, bloody Keyzy
will be in a her of the moon old pag sound.
I wonder what he's up to. He'll be raging.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
What if I if if I snooze the alarm doesn't
snooze for everyone.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
No, there's no snooze on it, so once it goes off,
you go off basically right. And I think there's something
about knowing that every one of us in the big
show is at that moment, at that exactment and time,
is getting up out of bed and going about their day.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
I think it just adds a layer of complication that
the show probably doesn't need. And my solution for that is,
why don't we just get a really big bed and
all sleep in there? Oh, we all sleep together in
one giant bed. And then because the thing is PAGs
is going to get up a little bit earlier, so
he's going to need a separate alarm.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
But we can all be in there a way cap.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
And go good on your pegs, your back burn off,
you go.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Well, keep it down, would you allow bust and I'm
trying to get a snooze in here? Make sure you
get the old toilet brush gown before you leave.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
You could have one really big triple bed with one
of those little beds next to it. Yes, that's a
little wheelie bed next.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
To Yeah, well you know, alternatively, you can put Hoidy
j in one of the drawers, you know, because we've
always got a tall boy and you put Hoidy.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
J in there and you just close it up at night.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Noet, Like I was going to say, I'd be happy
with the cot you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Yeah, so I'd be in the bassinet and you three
backbones would be in the main bed.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
No.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
No, because we'll probably put you in the drawer and
then we'll all go home.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
We would like it, or we just sort of set
our own arms and just wake up individually. I suppose
we could do that, kid. I just thought it would
be let's get a really big bed. There's a new order.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ache.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
You're welcome back, your massive Backbones.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
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Speaker 5 (21:02):
Like the sound of that.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
I imagine there would have been a bit of Bunnings
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in there and doing a bit of DIY.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
You love de wine, don't you just sure do, man,
I'd say that people probably would have went to Bunnings
over the weekend. Yeah, you're right, good call, Kesy, Thanks
for that was my call. But I appreciate that for
your call. It's just like a bit people went to
Bunnings over the week It's like, yeah, probably, oh good
cool keys, Well can you be a bit more enthusiastic
about it?

Speaker 6 (21:33):
What people are going to bunning? Yeah, people are always
going to Bunnings. Whatever, Man, good call, easy, Thanks Mogi hoy. Incidentally,
let us know how are your Marto riki weekend?

Speaker 13 (21:44):
Was?

Speaker 6 (21:44):
How are you feeling about being back at work this
Monday morning? Coming up?

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Is it on three four eight three?

Speaker 9 (21:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (21:50):
I suppose so, Man, what's just eight hundred haduki?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah, that'll do man.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Whatever, however, you communicate with the station just.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
If you're passing. Are the studios coming for a chit chat?

Speaker 6 (22:02):
Yeah? Totally man, Hey, speaking of a chit chat coming
up next. I'm very excited about this because, as I
previously stated, the Fellows love their food. We've got the
food travel writer for the New Zealand Herald coming in. Yes,
James Pugsley very much looking forward to that for he's
just written a fresh article from his time in Vietnam.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
And boy was when was he in Vietnam?

Speaker 6 (22:26):
About a year ago?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Started as like March.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah, jez it must be a hell of a yeah,
hell of a column.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Looking forward to it. In the meantime, here's the Black Keys.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodichy.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
The Black Keys. There on the Big Show Breakfast this
Monday morning. The time is nearly ten minutes past seven
o'clock and we've got food travel writer for the New
Zealand Herald, James Pugly in.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
The studio with Usuly.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
James Pugsley Pugly.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
That sounds like you should's known to make it sound
like it was ugly?

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Is that what you did? What was said about me?

Speaker 6 (23:03):
It was pretty cool?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Grow up, fellows, James Pugsley, you are fresh back from
a trip to Vietnam. Is that correct?

Speaker 6 (23:10):
I actually went in March, Kesy in March.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
But you wrote an article and it is now on
the Herald and the article is three weeks of Barn
me Bliss Vietnam's Best Sandwich rated And it was basically
it's a review of every single barn Me sandwich you
had whilst traveling Vietnam.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
What a great idea that is, Thanks Jess.

Speaker 12 (23:33):
Yeah, well, I got over to Vietnam and I wanted
to document, you know, my experiences over there. And I
was really excited for all the barn Mese because I
was a fan before I left. But I was like,
this is the real deal, and so I thought, why
don't I Why don't I use it as a diary
for the other experience Sorry are you yawning, Moggie? As

(23:54):
a diary for the other experiences I had while I
was in Vietnam.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
And for those who don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
What barn Me is like a French bag style roll
with pork or chicken or whatever inside.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
It often often beef too keysy.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Okay, you've meant to be an a Jason boy, have I?
And the exciting thing is, Pugs is we've all we've
all had a read of your article. Man, thanks Fellas.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
I appreciate that and it looks great. Didn't know you
were travel readers.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
I just want to support you, man totally.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Can I just say what I really love about the
article there, Pugs Son, is that I can hear your
voice in it? Thanks gat writers uh And it is
a sign of a great writer because it means that
you're being authentic to yourself.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 14 (24:37):
For example, this but a good and drink first like Curry, Okay,
we need to guy picked.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Me up the following K.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Jason, Yes, that's weird. That's not the voice that I hear,
isn't it? I hear Pugs' voice?

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Thank you, Mogy.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (25:00):
Beef, we no one dance when I took their biggest
beach clap on the strip.

Speaker 9 (25:06):
We decided a hole in.

Speaker 10 (25:08):
The wall vinyl bar with.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
Say Let's Sweet, two Italians in a.

Speaker 10 (25:15):
Darling German woman and made tricks to a prohibition theme
live June cocktail.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Is that how you hear Pak Sang's voice?

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (25:30):
It sounds like.

Speaker 12 (25:32):
That?

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Right? I love the final The way you wrapped up
the whole article is really nice about your trip, Thank you, Chris.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
I appreciate to the misty villagers, had my heartbroken and
prisoned museums and paddled through Kong's home. I've danced my
pants off and had new ones tailored. All were defined
by the genuine welcoming nature.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
Oh yeah, this is what I like to you have verdicts, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
sort of right, because I mean I don't get any
sort of food scenario.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
You do need a rating.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Af they tried to There's a reason I didn't tell you, Fellas.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
I wrote that up. Go on the herold you can
find the article there. Well, good parts, very good. Enjoyed it.

Speaker 9 (26:24):
Here's live the Hierarchy.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
Tune in on Radio Live on the Big Show Breakfast
this Monday morning. The time is seventeen minutes past seven o'clock.
And Fellas, we just had the Markariki weekend and Mogi,
a lot of promises made by you about your intentions
over that long weekend. You are looking to be a
good boy. Can I put it that way? You didn't

(26:50):
want to indulge in the darries, You didn't want to
indulge in the booze, et cetera, et cetera. You want
to clean, healthy living.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
How'd you go?

Speaker 7 (26:58):
Well?

Speaker 5 (26:59):
I like to reraim that if I, if I possibly could, yes,
going into the long weekend, I had to. I went
down to Topor for a friend's fiftieth birthday how good.
But also it was my daughter's birthday weekend, yes, so
she didn't want to have a party. She wanted to
go away for a family holiday, so I didn't want
to be drunk slash hungover for that and sort of

(27:21):
ruined things. You know, things get said, things happen, you say,
getting a bit more selfish when you've got a few
beers under the belt. So I didn't want it to
go that way. So I'd made a commitment to my
wife that I wouldn't that i'd stay off the booze.
And then of course with Keesy was like, oh, well,
as if you know, bagging us, And I said, well,
you know, put your money where your mouth is, mate,

(27:43):
I beat your fifty bucks that I won't drink and
I won't smoke. And then Jay she also did the same,
did I, Well, you bet you fifty dollars that you
wouldn't vape over the weekend. So yeah, I mean, how
are you feeling about it?

Speaker 7 (27:56):
CAZy?

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Obviously there's been a few bets happening this year. I've
dominated you and those in the previous bet that we had.
You thought JAS could go a month without vaping?

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Can I just reader? I didn't think Jason got a
month without vaping. I was trying to encourage him to.
I didn't think he could, ah right and lo and behold,
but you saying you could do it now, it was
just positive. It's all bullshit.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
I struggle with that because, you know, I appreciated the
fact that Kesey was backing me, but I knew and
it's hard he didn't believe in me, and that's what
cost me in the end.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Well, that was the thing. And I could see that
happening from a mile away. Yes, and even now if
you just look at and obviously it's difficult for people
at home, but to paint a picture, Keyzy's body language
is terrible at the moment. He's defensive. He's got his
arms folded on his on his button up jacket. He
has got a real look in his face like he's
been sucking on lemons. He's not happy that he doesn't

(28:53):
like these situations. He stands to make himself a call
one hundred dollars on this bet, but look at him.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Well, the thing is, I just have learned not to
back especially Jace Mike. We've had bits. Yeah, you know,
and you'll once you make a bit you'll stick to it, yes, ah,
And I just wish that like Jason goes the other
way when once you make a bit boom, he crumbles
straight away.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Well, Jason's got no willpower at all, no no willpower whatsoever.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Can I just reiterate here, by the way, it was
two weeks before I had a vape.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
So I didn't crumble right away?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Your your legend.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
So what was the actual bit? Were you betting against
us doing that?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Kesy?

Speaker 9 (29:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Well we were both saying that we would abstain, and
Kesey thought that we wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Okay, Yeah, I put fifty bucks down that you would vape.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
Jace, God, then you're having a shocker on the bedting front.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
So you did you not vape over the weekend?

Speaker 6 (29:44):
You go first, Maggie.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Umm, Look, I smoked a peck um and I drank
a powerpis really well. Yeah, but the only reason I
did was because I wanted to. Yeah, and it was
my mate's fiftieth birthday. And when I told him that
I wasn't drinking. To see a fifty year old man
cry like you weep at a cob and coat, Yeah,
it was a pathetic.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
It's not every day you're at Cobb and Coat, right.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
So it's not every day you're at Cob and Coke,
you know, out there in the pokey room, just slapping away.
So yeah, well this is sorry man. So I aree
you fifty bucks?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Oh wow, thank you.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
This is ironic because old Hoidy j stay completely clean
of the douche flute. So you owe me fifty keysy bullshit?
I want that is a lie.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
You're lying. You're lying to the entire are you're lying
to me? You're lying?

Speaker 10 (30:34):
Who would have.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Ying? Is that all you have to do? That is outrageous?

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Sorry, I mean sorry, I mean I didn't drink or
smoke either, So you owe me fifty sorry?

Speaker 7 (30:45):
Cool? All right?

Speaker 9 (30:46):
Yes, The.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hold Ike, Sport,
Lawrence Rod Tune.

Speaker 11 (31:05):
At seven thirty time for your later sport headlines. Thanks
to Export Ultra the bear for Heir. Brendan McCallum has
been dumped as England Test cricket coach. The key we
departs following a string of poor results in several off
field incidents. McCallum will continue on his role as national
white ball coach. Woom bodkn World tennis number one Yarnick

(31:26):
Sinner has successfully defended his Wimbledon title, outclassing Alexander Veriev
in a four set final. It's the Italian's fifth major
title and second straight crown at Wimbledon. Rod Broom and
this one's for you. Jason Dame Lydia Cohs recorded her
best performance at a golf major since twenty twenty four,
finishing tied for seventh at the Evian Championship.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Woo, that's great, staff, Brim, you're welcome.

Speaker 6 (31:53):
Man.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
I like a bit of golf action. Yeah, play a
bit of golf, dere.

Speaker 11 (31:57):
Ah, bit of mini mini golf, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Mini golf. What sport do you play, Brian?

Speaker 11 (32:03):
A little bit of golf as and I've got into
golf recently.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Yeah right, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
I'm just looking at the two of you and you
were in identical hoodies.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Very similar, aren't they?

Speaker 11 (32:12):
And I did hear the boys were giving a bit
of flak ah.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
Yeah, this is my choice. D You know I wouldn't normally.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
This is more around the house kind of sweatshit, but.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
You love d I love D. Yeah, you love D.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
You've got a bit of a splitter and of.

Speaker 11 (32:28):
God knows down the front there's a stain there.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I don't want to talk about that. I can't get
it out though, and seems to be stubborn here he's.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
Just playing with it.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Now.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Hey, thanks rim seeing it an hour?

Speaker 11 (32:44):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
Now see you soon get on your mate. Here's ever
Clear the.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio ever Clear.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
They're on the Big Show Breakfast this Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
The time seventeen thirty four. Fellas, I've got it in
just seeing habit whenever I go away on holiday over
Matadiki weekend. There my wife and I went to the Corrimandel.
Well it wasn't hot.

Speaker 9 (33:08):
It was winter.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Is it hot?

Speaker 6 (33:10):
It's nah No.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
But I've got a weird habit whenever I go away
on holiday, which is it doesn't matter where we go.
If it's in New Zealand, you know we're going there
by car, I'll always take my own pillow. Oh yeah, yeah,
I always take my own pillow because I like any hotel, motel,
airbnb you stay at, the pillows are always garbage. Holiday
in holiday hotel, motel holiday inn. That always garbage. So

(33:39):
I take my pillow, which is one of those bamboo pillows.
Oh yeah, like the you know, the extra head support one.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's a bit of extra support. Do you
for that melon?

Speaker 6 (33:50):
Well it's small's, isn't it, because you're carrying a lot
of weight there on the old face. Well yeah, I
don't think that's uncommon casey. I think people will probably
do a lot of that. I always take my sex wing.
You know, it's just a it's just a comfort thing
for me, you know what I mean. I might not
use it, right, but I it's good to know. It's

(34:14):
just knowing it's there. Yeah, if I were to need it,
do you take your pillow? Mogy m Well actually I have,
you have I have in my life.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
But the trouble that I had was I kept on
forgetting it and so you know what I'm like with
my wallet, my keys, my phone, all of those things.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Family.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Yeah, yeah, I would just I'd always forget my pillow
and leave it at the hotels. That's the true story.
And so now I'm literally down. You know how when
your wife decorates your being and she's got eight thousand
pillows on it, yeah, and you're saying your wife's a
shocker for this, Keezy's not too.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Um.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
I've got a couple of sort of those really flat
useless pillows that are only there to fill out the
pillow cases that you don't need. Yes, And then I've
got one of the bigger pillows. You know, it's a
big square bastard. So I'm having to use the big
square bars at the moment because I've lost all my
good pillows.

Speaker 10 (35:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Right, So I like what you're doing there, Chezy, but
I just I can't be trusted. You can't be trusted
with it?

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Well yeah, and next you when I think about it,
I do do like if I'm going away for five
or six days?

Speaker 7 (35:13):
Do do yea?

Speaker 10 (35:14):
Um?

Speaker 6 (35:15):
All often?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Well, I do it all the time. Now I'll take
like clean undies.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Will you do that? So five or six days, that's
when you'll take the clean undies?

Speaker 6 (35:27):
Yeah? Right, two or three days?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
You don't what you know what about you're at the
batch over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
Yeah, I didn't wash your take undies.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodache.

Speaker 6 (35:40):
Yes, Indeed, welcome back. You're listening to the big show
Breakfast the time seven forty one.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Fellers once again radio Headache is heading to the Bakls
New Zealand Supreme Pie Awards, hands down the most epic
awards of the year, and we reckon a couple of
bagbones should come along with us.

Speaker 9 (35:57):
Totally.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
It's happening August fourth, Cordoise Hotel up an Auckland fancy hotel.
We've got space for you and to make to join
us at the table, you've got to chuck your glad
rags on. You get served a delicious like three four
course meal, you get free booze, and you get delicious
prize winning pies afterwards.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
Now cause you've said we're.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Looking for a couple of backbones to come along with
us there, would you accept.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
A couple of mad dogs? Ah?

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
So what about a couple of six sons of bees?

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Yeah? I mean we're sort of straying further away from
what we're after, But yeah, I get, I mean, I guess,
so it is randomly drawn.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
What about people that like to sort of keep to themselves.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
No, if you are keen and you've got to mate
that can be keen as well Tikes Pie Awards to
three four eight three. You will get a spot at
the table with us. You'll also stay the night at
the Courts Hotel and have brecky provided as well.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Fellas, would you also accept a couple of punishers that
just get hammered, drunk and hang off Hoody jay z
is all night love that?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
We're going to be chatting about the pet cold shoulder.
It's phenomenon, fellas. Will you go away and then you
come back again and you've left your pets behind?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Nasty?

Speaker 6 (37:08):
But in the meantime, here's you too.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
The Whodiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodiki.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
You two there on the Big Show Breakfast this Monday morning.
The time is seven forty seven now, fellers obviously Marthadiki
weekend a lot of people went away, including myself. Um
and one of the conundrums when you go away is
if you have a pet and you think to yourself,
you know what am I going to do with my
pet while I'm away? I was very fortunate Pugson and

(37:37):
his lovely partner came and stayed at our joint and
looked after the place. And I wonder if other people
have experienced this. And it's when you go away and
you come back and basically your pet has got the
pet with you. I came home, for example, yesterday afternoon,
get in the door, and Jizz is on the couch,

(37:58):
your cat, Yes, Jude, And without a word of a lie,
this is what happened.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
And I was like, ah, little Jizzy, and what you do?

Speaker 9 (38:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Pardon is that what you do there?

Speaker 10 (38:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:12):
I went, ah, little.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Jizzy And I walked over to her and she was
just lying on the sheepskin on the couch there, and
I gave her a little pat and she stood up,
jumped onto the floor and just strutted. You know, you
know when you get the vibe that people are really
seething or pissed off and they're holding it in. She
was doing that. She strutted through the lounge in the

(38:35):
kitchen into our bedroom and went and laid down on
the bed.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Didn't she brush past you and sort of knock shoulders
with you as well?

Speaker 6 (38:42):
While she did actually go as she was going through
the kitchen, there were her food suffers. She did smack
a water bowl over. Yeah, and then go into our
bedroom and lay on the bed and just didn't come
out again.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
I had a similar thing happening. We're obviously away for
the weekend too, but we couldn't get anybody in the
house that I was trying to get Pugson to come
over with his lovely partner, but you'd already booked them, Chase.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yes, demand.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
So what I ended up doing was getting because I've
got a cat as well, I've got a cat bird ship, Chris.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
I just like to remind the audience both of these
cat names were chosen by you, the audience, Yes.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
And so I had to get an electric cat feeder
because we had no other solutions for it, and pretty
you know, it's worrying. You know, you got a new,
a fairly new cat, six or seven months old, and
having to leave it at home, and it's very much
a people person. It's a ragged old breed, so we're
a little bit worried about leaving her alone. But yeah,
got the pet feeder. That made us feel better. And

(39:42):
then we came home acause and you're not sure what
you're going to get. But I've always had the experience
that you mentioned there, Jase, where the cats at fuman
with you a lot more than a dog ever would.
Dog's happy to see you. Yes, cat's not cat's human.
So anyway, we came home and this was weird. I've
never had this before. Came home and the cat budshit,

(40:02):
Chris was wearing my wife's lingerie and the house was
full of tom cats.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Yeah yeah, well, I mean.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Well, what are you saying. You're like, that's happened before
to you.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Oh yeah, totally. I mean it's the temptation is huge, obviously,
you know, you backbones have buggered.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Off and doing your own things, So I'm going to
do my own thing. Were the cats away?

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Yeah, well, the cat's away is the same, but it's
actually when the humans were away, the cats the cats
will get the tom's around for an orgy.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
I'll never forget. Actually, my wife and I went away
when we had our cat, Ginger, and she was lovely
and she was called Ginger because she was ginger. She
did and she is sadly, And we went away for
a couple of days and we had a feeder as well. Like,
you walk in the door and she's wearing one of
my wife's thongs.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
I mean, how does how do your wife's clothes actually
fit your cat? It's a very personal question, sorry, fellas.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Here's the Killers, the whole Aching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
Radio Hold I.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
Can you'll welcome back your messive bones every time. Hope
You're it's weird, isn't it doing? Because my brain is
kind of shifting all over the place. I haven't quite
settled into the zone yet.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (41:32):
Fellas? Now I've been smashing it. Are you smashing at
New Zealand Texas? Three four eight three? How are you
finding your Monday morning after the long weekend? You are,
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Speaker 6 (42:21):
Cool Hey, Now listen, it's been a massive sporting weekend.
With that in mine, we've got a couple of guests
coming up. First and foremost is going to be our
old mate Charlie Gubb, ex Warrior. We're going to be
talking the Wahs Fellers, what what are weekend for the boys?
Who'd we take on the Tigers? But in the meantime,

(42:42):
here's Pearl jam.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
The Darkey Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
Tune in four on Radio pel Jam there on the
Big Show Breakfast this Monday morning. The time is nine
minutes past eight o'clock and obviously over the weekend a
bit of munk the league happened. With that in mind,
we've got rugby league legend and next Warrior Charlie Gab
on the line.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Get it Charlie a mad bars and how's life life Scired?

Speaker 7 (43:06):
Good morning ladies.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Morning Charlie. Hey, just before we talk some rugby league man,
what's on the agenda this morning? For Porter king Down
and Wellington.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
I've at an early start driving back from Auckland, so
I stopped and too dongey for the call, and just
trying to eat healthy on the way down, you know,
so I'm not feeling to sluggers.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
And yeah the things are you getting in your Charlie.

Speaker 7 (43:29):
Coffee? Just healthy stuff, you know, like lasagna.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
I love on your top as they caught on Blues,
what were you in Auckland for, Charlie.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
Just boring stuff, visiting finner.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
Ah, let's get to the warriors, mate, VI the Tigers
obviously in their home territory. Great victory for the fellas,
but a slightly loose performance.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
Maybe there was a few eras, but I was I
don't know. I was pumped watching that scene Fisher Harris
back and the way they started, you know, when Fisher
Harris scored and he shouted in lew Eye's face up, Yeah,
the Fellers are on and we just fully dominated them
for about thirty minutes and then and then we pushed

(44:17):
a few too many passes and Tigers looked dangerous for
ten minutes and apart from that ten minute spell, Tigers
never were really in it. We probably could have put
you know, fifty plus on them, but we didn't. But
I thought we were super dominant anyway. But yeah, we're
still lacking a bit of class and it didn't help.
We're going up in fours instead of sixers.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Yeah, exactly, nice to have.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Nice to have some of our main artillery back, Charlie,
and it sort of feels like if we get get
a few more players back over the coming weeks, we're
going to be a real force at the.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
Back end of the season.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
You know, we are leading the league in their completion
rates but played at seventy four percent to the Tigers
eighty four percent, which made for I haven't eft and
Jeff at the TV for a while, but drop ball,
because I guess we've been spoiled.

Speaker 7 (45:04):
Mate.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
We've been going so bloody good in that area.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
Yeah it's true. It's true. We're not used to seeing it,
but we did defend those areas, you know, and Tigers
were never really just camped down our line for long
periods of time and scoring tries. But still we were
getting the ball back and you know, we'll be thirty
out from our own line and then shifting it where
I don't know if the boys were just really rolling
through the metal every time Alasma got the boy looks
super dangerous and Jacob Laban was just going for like

(45:30):
a heart and night through whatever that goes through, right
am I?

Speaker 10 (45:33):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (45:36):
Marjarine yep.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
Away from plastic Yeah yummy.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Though, Hey, Charlie, how much of a luxury is it
for us to have a class player like to Mighty Martin?
You know, he's obviously filling in for a ton of
board was our first choice in the halves there, but
he just looks he is just a top level player
who was essentially our backup at the moment he's playing extraordinarily.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Well, yeah, he's the man. He's a man, and Mogi's
always been a big fan of to Mighty Martin. But
it definitely helps being a half when your Ford pack's
going forward the way we go forward. Yeah, true, I
think a positive as like regardless of if Metcalf comes
back and or to Mighty Martin stays there, they're gonna
go well but yeah, I'm a big fan.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Yeah, And Charlie, before we let you go this morning, mate,
who is your porter king player of the round?

Speaker 7 (46:29):
Well, just as we predicted last week, ke, I'm giving
it to mister.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Laban, Jacob Laban, Yeah he was great. What did you
like about him? Jason?

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Just as go forward years go forward was good, Jason
spot on the mate. Thanks mate, Thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (46:45):
Charlie.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Good luck with the rest of the roach of home mate.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
Thanks fellas. Yeah, let's yeah start the week with a bang. Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:52):
How you Yeah? Totally yeah, just totally. Why are you?

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Are you behind the wheel Chawlie or are you a passenger?

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Now? I'm I'm a behind the wheel guy, but I'm
a real crazy guy. I get frustrated when people will
overtake me.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Yeah, I bet yeah. Who else you got in the
cow with you?

Speaker 7 (47:09):
Three kids and a lovely partner wife.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
I'll tell you what great way to pass the time
is getting the kids through brown eyes out the window.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe get a bit of a get
a roady when they're sleeping.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Charlie, thanks so much for joining us about you have
a good week, mate, and don't forget if you're ever
in the Wellington area and you need a portaloo, head up,
Porter King and Uncle Charlie will sort you out.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
The whole acting Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold it's
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Speaker 6 (47:49):
Yes, indeed, do you want to win some cash New
Zealand then call us on our eight hundred Hodache I
tell you who did do that? Anka from Wellington get
a Anaica? How's live?

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (48:01):
How are you?

Speaker 10 (48:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (48:02):
Good?

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Thank you?

Speaker 10 (48:02):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (48:04):
I'm very good?

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Thank you very much excellent. How was the Martiniki weekend
for you? Anika?

Speaker 4 (48:09):
It was pretty great?

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Put the water down to the waterfront s some stuff?

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Oh yeah, very nice.

Speaker 7 (48:16):
Nice?

Speaker 6 (48:16):
And what do you do for a crust there? Anika?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
I'm a kindergutten teacher.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
You know, just before you came on the air there
it sounded like you might have been screaming at your kids.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Is that what was happening?

Speaker 7 (48:29):
That's exactly what I was doing.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
Yeah, good stuff. Well you got to do that with kids,
don't especially I mean with kindergarten teacher. You know, you
gotta raise your voice every now and then let them
know who's the boss, just to calm down.

Speaker 15 (48:41):
Yeah, keep them in line, keep them in line.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Yes, Heyka, can you sort your kids?

Speaker 8 (48:48):
Man?

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (48:50):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
What's your favorite pie? Anika? Second cheese. Standy, you're standy,
that's bloody good.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
Tell me Annika. Would two hundred and fifty dollars cash
be handy?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
It would be lovely? Shall we do it? Yeah? Okay,
let's give Anaka two and fifty dollars cash thanks to
Dad's Pie.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
So much nor no worries Dad's Pie.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Just one Anaka. You hold the line, Pukstan will mail
you that cash in an envelope.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
Right, lovely sounds great, beautiful?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
How you fellers? We've got twenty grand up for grabs
this month through, not even halfway through the month. Man,
so much more cash?

Speaker 6 (49:29):
Ah, that's just crazy stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
And you know what us is crazy? There's a serious
amount of pride baked into every Dad's pie.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Is that true? Or is that just some kind of
line they're giving us?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Well, no, I wouldn't just randomly read out a line
like that.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
Where do you get sort of a big bag of pride?

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Well, I don't know. I guess it's a secret company secret.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
I did ask them, and all they told me was
their Dad's Pies proudly bakes award winning pies for pie
loving New Zealanders. And I was like, well, that doesn't
really answer my question.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
No, not at all. Yeah, who did you ask?

Speaker 7 (50:00):
Bad?

Speaker 10 (50:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Yeah, right, I called Dad but he was there. But
marm Mart said, oh yeah, and she was like, I
can't tell you.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Yeah, she's a shock.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
But what I can say is is a serious amount
of pride backed into every Dad pie.

Speaker 9 (50:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
Man, So and you can taste it too, can't you,
fellow the pride? Oh yeah yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
What does pride taste like? Sweet and spicy and savory?

Speaker 6 (50:20):
Here's Allison James the Darchy.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune in Dad
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Speaker 9 (50:35):
Sport Worries un.

Speaker 11 (50:39):
It is eight thirty two Time for your latest sport
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Basball era of English Test cricket is officially over. Brendan
McCallum has been dumped as England's red Bull coach following
a string of poor results and several off field incidents.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
You're saying off here, brin that you're gutted about that.
What's your favorite Brenda McCallum memory? Would you say? Oh?

Speaker 11 (51:03):
There are too many, too many?

Speaker 3 (51:05):
If you had to choose, if you had to choose one.

Speaker 9 (51:07):
Just one?

Speaker 11 (51:08):
Oh, probably that one a few years back?

Speaker 6 (51:10):
Remember that?

Speaker 11 (51:10):
Yeah, that was a good time.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
True that brother, Yeah, you're not You're not talking about
when we got beaten at the twenty nineteen One Day Will.

Speaker 11 (51:20):
Capin Stelling moment, stelling moment, that one.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
Yeah us losing?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Yeah, loved it?

Speaker 11 (51:25):
Bloody good?

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Should I move on?

Speaker 9 (51:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (51:27):
Go on?

Speaker 11 (51:27):
Then a second straight Wimbledon tennis title for Yarnick Sinner.
The Italian world number one, has out drilled second seed
Alexanders Variev in a four set final.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
Did you watch that, moge I did?

Speaker 9 (51:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (51:40):
It was a hell of a game.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
There would have been a few things that I would
have done differently had I still been coaching. But obviously
he's made his bed. He's going to have to lie
on it.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Sinner is the most unlikely looking tennis player you'll ever
sort of look at. But he's brilliant.

Speaker 9 (51:55):
Brilliant?

Speaker 7 (51:56):
Was he?

Speaker 9 (51:57):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (52:00):
Some great analysis there can we Matt Pain has Matt
Pain has extended his Supercars championship lead after a standout
weekend in Townsville Supercars. He stood on the podium for
all three races, including a win in the middle event.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Bloody good, that's good stuff fells.

Speaker 11 (52:19):
The middle event? Yeah, what's that consists of brin? That's
the second event because I think I think there's three.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Yeah. They call it the sandwich.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
I do that?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Yeah, yeah, why because it's in the middle.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
The sandwich isn't in the middle.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
They call the filling and they call it.

Speaker 6 (52:35):
Oh yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
They call the weekend as a whole, or the meat
the sandwich. They call the meat. They call it the
meat sandwich as the meat.

Speaker 9 (52:45):
Ds.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Oh, okay, take it away, b when you're ready.

Speaker 6 (52:51):
You I'm already keen on this because I love you
and I've got a bit of stock, and so what
have you got stocks in?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Well, there's none of your business. Rem markt update m.

Speaker 11 (53:01):
Look, things are bad out there. They're only going to
get worse, is my quick analysis of that.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yep, fair enough the straight up for moves.

Speaker 11 (53:08):
Is it open or is it closed?

Speaker 6 (53:09):
It's closed?

Speaker 11 (53:11):
Is it thank you for or is it or is
it or is it?

Speaker 10 (53:16):
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Speaker 11 (53:17):
Market update there thanks to export Ultra the bear for here.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Thanks Bred, good on you, mate. Hey here's Audio Slaves.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Audio Slave there on the Big show Breakfast this Monday morning.
I hope you're coping New Zealand after the long weekend
and being back at work. Incidentally, the time is twenty
minutes to nine o'clock. Fellas.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Something happened last night. It's got me worried a bit
about my relationship.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
Oh God, seeing there's not another one. Well, well, it's
nothing bad, I will be it's pretty chill.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Last night my wife and I were watching Grand Designs
UK and there was a moment there where the UK
couple are trying to turn this dilapidated old Victorian barn
into a house that still retains its original heritage, you know,
so it's not so much like a restoration, it's like
a revamp, but still very much keeping in mind it's

(54:14):
Victorian roots. While that's happening, they've got this big scaffold
set up and the bloke part of the couple, which
is a man and a woman, old mate, old mate,
let's call him old mate. Old Mate, has set up
this big scaffold and he's up there and I would
say four stories high, like it's a high barn. He's
right at the top of the pinnacle of the roof.

(54:36):
There horses would fit in a four story barn.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
Kesy that's a huge horse double decker ones hole getting
them up there.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
So anyway, he's up the very top and he's trying
to take off the cladding because it's rotten it needs
to be replaced. And as he's up there, he starts
to get a bit woozy because of the height, and
he looks down and his wife was one rung below
him on the scaffold there, and he looks down goes, oh, geez,

(55:05):
and then has to lie down on the top of
the scaffold while his wife is underneath going oh, you're okay,
just just take time out, and then he goes, oh,
I might have to just come down, need a minute.
And then my wife said out loud, wow, that massively
gave me the ick. But I was like, what that
guy being terrified of heights. She's like yeah, And so
then I'm like, what great, So now I can't be

(55:26):
scared of heights because it'll give my wife.

Speaker 6 (55:28):
The ICKI which you are incidentally terrified of heights.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Yeah, you get all woozy. You're not very good on
the ground either. Yeah, I'm terrified of being on the ground. Yes,
my optimal spot would be like just a couple of
feet below the ground.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Well, you're optimal place kezy is on all fours looking
over your shoulder. Well that's why I do it, Yes, because.

Speaker 6 (55:49):
You're scared of animals and stuff as well. You know
you say, when you're going for walks and you see
your dog, you're like, oh.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
It's because it's a weird aalkland and all the dogs
are rot with right, Okay, but so I guess my
thing is now I have to hide the fact that
I'm terrified of heights. And every time my wife turns
around and I'm down on all fours.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
Be like, oh, I'm just looking for lost my thingy thing.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
I just lost my thing down here looking for it.
You know, Well, there must be plenty of things that
give you the ech about here. Why don't you just
start dropping a few of those around the around the joint,
you know, just giving hear somebody to think about.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Well, I don't know if she nothing she does does
now it doesn't have to you just make it. You're
just trying to get into a here to make you think.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
Right.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
Oh God, I tell you one thing, you'll find that
if you've got no criticisms of your wife.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
They find that a bit of key.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
Yeah, you know what I mean. They go, oh, he's
a bit clingy, especially when you're scared of everything and
you you know, forever holding on and you know, go,
so I should have X of his totally totally. You've
got to.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
You've got to give them a reason to think. And
this is what whatdy Jane and I have done all
the way through. That's why we've been so happily married
for such a long period of time. Yes, you've got
to make them think there's a chance that you're going
to leave. Absolutely, so you've got to give them. You've
got to, you know, I say, oh god, you're not
doing that again? How you giving me the jez the
old Yeah, that's right. What would be some of the

(57:10):
things that you could say?

Speaker 6 (57:11):
Just anything?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
I guess she's scared of the darker wee bit.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
Is that because you you're constantly telling the lights off
if you don't like it.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
You're saying you nude, because.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
Which is.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
The true story?

Speaker 6 (57:28):
You don't you don't like people's your wife's saying you
knew because it sort of freaks.

Speaker 9 (57:33):
You out a bit.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
No, Jace, you are retelling it.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
You are retelling it. Yeah, and Mike is saying that's
a true story, but it's not a true story. I
would just.

Speaker 6 (57:41):
Prefer because I tell you what that gives me. And
I'm not even.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
The whole achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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Speaker 6 (57:52):
Hold I Green Day there on the Big Show Breakfast.
But right now it's time for chat.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
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Speaker 6 (58:03):
Beer for him.

Speaker 15 (58:08):
Yeah, I did get rid of the kazoos in the
last introsting, but this is good Benny Hill.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
I'll take Benny Hill gee lame. Let's talk about as
sport action. The Abs over the weekend against the Italians
a muddled, annoying performance. There was that twenty minute golden
period after halftime and then they kind of shat the
beard again.

Speaker 15 (58:29):
You thought, oh, I don't know, that's a typical New
Zealand rugby fans type attitude to that. I think you've
got to give credit to Italy in that first half.
They absolutely they defended magnificently. Where'd Lima Suppewanga on the
commentary on Saturday he would have a I mean they
will do with all blacks. He said, most teams they
play well beyond their means. When they play the All Blacks,

(58:50):
it's always a special occasion. And you could see that
with the Italians in that first half. They threw everything
at the All Blacks and they were head fourteen ten
and a half time the All Blacks. But you'd say
the Italians probably had the rub of the green in
that first half, but that first fifteen minutes in the
second half they.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Blew them away.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
Blew them away.

Speaker 15 (59:05):
Will Jordan getting the record off Dougie Howett, that was amazing.
Crowd was actually pretty good down and Wellie, they're pretty vocal.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah, well, you guys were commentating from it at the stadium, right, yeah, yeah,
so the vibe was good. Yeah, it was good.

Speaker 15 (59:17):
I mean there was a time there an Italian got
injured for a while there and there was about ten
minute break and the DJ whipped them into an absolute
frenzy with all sorts of sing along songs.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
But yeah, well, my cousin took his American wife to
her first All Blacks game and he was saying that,
you know, while that player was, you know, getting taken
off by an ambulance on a stretching city, was quite
torn between the serious injury that it had occurred and
also the opportunity to sing along to Sweet Caroline.

Speaker 6 (59:48):
Was it was a bit like that.

Speaker 15 (59:49):
It was the carnival atmosphere while a gentleman was being
taken off with a serious spinal injury.

Speaker 6 (59:54):
Yes, but listen, in all seriousness, there's still a work
in progress obviously any days, Dave Rennie and that s
the second half of the second half was Evan and
jeffin in the box there. He was not like Sa Titi,
great player, great play, dropped the ball five times and.

Speaker 15 (01:00:10):
That man, yeah, side titty didn't have a great match.
His hands said, you did have some describe them as
having side titties for hands.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Which he did have for a little bit.

Speaker 15 (01:00:18):
Look this it's a hay second game this weekend is
Island and this is going to be a big game
at at Eden Park. But it was a five o'clock
kickoff and Wellington actually pretty good foresight from New Zealand rugby.

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
Heaps of kids there.

Speaker 15 (01:00:32):
It was probably about twenty percent kids having a whale
of a time.

Speaker 8 (01:00:35):
So it was good.

Speaker 15 (01:00:35):
It was it was just what Wellington needed.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Actually great stuff. Now listen and oh yes, kezy you go, Jason.
I was going to say another massive news old McCallum yep,
thrown out. Yeah, see you later, b Mat, you're on
your way.

Speaker 15 (01:00:50):
Yeah, there's another victim of the whole Stokes drama. He
has gone from being coach of the Test match team
only so he's still coach of T twenty and one
day as in England and I met. Since his contract's
got two years to run that they've said, hey, can
you step down from the Test just to give us,
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
Just save a bit of face for us.

Speaker 15 (01:01:07):
We'll pay you exactly the same, which has roomened to
be a million pounds a year. Oh so you're talking
about two and a half millions on a year. Yeah,
So just maybe just do the white ball stuff and
just you know, be kind of be humble about how
you've hit a privilege of that. We'll still pay the same.
Just do the white ball sounds good to me. And
he's gone. Yeah, but Tim Southy and Jee and Patel,
they'll be the backroom staff that have been there for

(01:01:29):
a while. He likes to get the Keiwis around him
who like drinking red wine and playing golf.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
They'll be nervous. Yeah, I imagine they've got contracts as well,
so they'll have to be paid out too. But yeah,
I think I think McCallum had a bloody good run.
I mean he changed the face of Test cricket for
a period. There's certainly English Test cricket a lot of
bagging him, which I'm not quite sure. God, they've got
short memories those former players that that team was an
absolute basket case, having won one of seventeen, then become

(01:01:55):
comes and they were nine of their next ten. How
short the memories are, oh.

Speaker 15 (01:01:59):
Man Gomery Burns Nasa who sang it's one of the
most annoying former players listen too, because he just swings,
he goes. Two years ago they were the savior of
not only England cricket but World cricket, and all of
a sudden in two year space, they are the worst
thing it's ever happened to English cricket.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Just on that front.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
I saw a little interview with Jeff Boycott I'm talking
about but seriously, I that, ah, here we go, you
know he's going to bag him. But he was actually
quite supportive and he was saying exactly that he was saying.
Let's just remember how he brought this team from nowhere
and they were terrible and then they won all those
test matches.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
So we've got short memories.

Speaker 15 (01:02:35):
Here and how poetic that it's New Zealand to finish
bears Ball as well. They started with us, remember.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
They started, gave us three nil hiding recollection WRECT and life.

Speaker 15 (01:02:46):
Has gone full circle and we've ended Bears Ball. I mean,
look like I said here a few weeks ago, I
think Australia they killed bears Ball. We just signed the
death certificate in.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
That test series.

Speaker 15 (01:02:55):
But it was that's been great and Bears come home
and coach New Zealand please.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Yeah keep that gelane. Are you guys doing another acc
built up style situation for the game this weekend Eden Park?

Speaker 15 (01:03:05):
Yeah, we're going to be around Kingsland area, around the
Kingsland before the game this weekend kicks off at seven
o'clock at Eaton Park. Is going to be a cracker
Oak in Island. It's the new big rivalry.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
Yeah, buddy good, it's always.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Niggli as well.

Speaker 15 (01:03:17):
These teams, don't we like each other that much? So
that that's going to be a good one.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
And that'll be broadcast live on Hodarkey and iHeartRadio. Yeah
it will be.

Speaker 15 (01:03:23):
There be a few bsas I think because Anton Segna
got given a very controversial nickname in the weekend O
God Anton Saw.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
But we look we moved on from that week. We
shut that down.

Speaker 15 (01:03:34):
We shut it down immediately.

Speaker 9 (01:03:36):
Good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Speaking of thanks, gu Lane Fair Mat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Holds.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Indeed aren't monkeys there on the Big Show Breakfast. But
right now it's time for what's on the Telly with
Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Yeah, fellas.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Last night I watched a stand up show on Netflix.
There Special, It's a special jeff A Curie. Nice to
meet you are Curry.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
Could he?

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
He's an American stand up comedian and I came across
from on Instagram. He does a lot of crowd work,
very very funny dude, very huge, huge following just from
doing crowd work. And it's quite triggy with crowd work
stuff because it's easy, right, you just use that to
get your social following going, because you can do that

(01:04:39):
every single time you do a show. Just checks on
the gap, whereas actually working a bit out takes weeks
and weeks and month's craft. But you have to feed
the you have to feed the bees.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
He is the best in the business at CrowdWork. Just
a really keys of Your wife would love him. Very
very funny, lovely, genuine, but brilliant and very very quick.
So this is his first ever special. He does it
in the rowdy, interacts a lot with the audience, but
he does it as part of his one hour show,
so he's not using them as entirely for all of

(01:05:11):
his material. Bloody good. Not as good as just the
pure crowdweek stuff, but very very good. I'll give it
three and a half buzzies. It's brand new and I
recommend that you follow him on on Instagram as well.
Three and a half busies. It's jeff A. Curry and
it's on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Good stuff. Ogie.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
I watched a movie last night on Samsung TV, Shark
to Puss, Shark to Puss, Shark to Puss.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Is it an octopus that's got eight sharks instead of arms?

Speaker 10 (01:05:40):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Yeah, it was a shark that's got eight fins.

Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
It's half shark and half octopus. What half the head
is shark?

Speaker 10 (01:05:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
And it's got arms like an octopus.

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
Tentacles. Yeah right. A US Navy Commissions Group No and
his Blue Water creates a half shark half octopus creature
through genetic engineering. But their experiment causes chaos when the
creature starts attacking people. Five buzzies.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
What did they crate five buzzies? What did they create
it for? If not to attack people? What was it
designed for?

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
What it is meant to be? I think from I
was wasn't really paying attention to the storyline.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
You go, five buzzies all the way to the bank.

Speaker 6 (01:06:29):
I see IMDb has given it like two point one
out of ten, which is harsh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Absolutely change. It was the perfect end to my holiday.
You were saying, Shark topus. You were saying that all
the scientists and that were wearing for some reason, bikinis.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
Yes, they had this great character who was a radio
DJ on a boat, and he was a pissy head
and he wore Hawaiian shirts. And his assistants, who you know,
pugs roll Ye say she wore a beautiful bikini throughout
the entire performance. So I suggested to pugsn that he

(01:07:11):
might like to follow suit.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Well, he's more of a wive.

Speaker 6 (01:07:15):
Pussies all the way to the bank.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
He's more Browning piece guy which bank over the weekend
Fellers Last Way to be honest. Last night we turned
on the TV to put on an episode of Grand
designs UK. Before that, the TV had already stumbled. I
must have bumped the buttom. It went down channel down.

(01:07:38):
You bumped the buttons and I didn't realize this. It
went down to Samsung TV. Ah, and I was like
to my wife, Wow, look we've got Samsung TV. She's like,
what's that. I don't know about. Jay's bangs on and
on and on about it. And it's a range of
channels that come free with the Samsung TV. Yes, there
are so many, ridiculous Yeah, So we started scrolling through.
One of them was like Amazing Hotels, so we started watching.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
That was ship.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
And then another one was like amazing Trails around the World.
That was ship as well, but like it was I
can see, yes, I can see where you like it.
There was one that was just on.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
Really big boats, mega yachts and that sort of thing. Yeah,
it was just like big boats.

Speaker 10 (01:08:15):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
I got hooked on a little bit, well for quite
a while with the come dine with me because I
saw that channel.

Speaker 7 (01:08:21):
So that was me.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
I watched every single episode.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
Well as you know with me, it was I survived.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
And isn't there a place in the sun. I believe
there's a channel all place in the same escape to
the country. Yes, so I'm going to watch more of it. Yeah,
good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on.

Speaker 6 (01:08:39):
Radio there on the radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday
morning and she's back from Japan. Big charm because I
am ask how are you going? Yeah, big set with Jason.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Don't try and launch into a full blown Japanese conversation
with someone as you know how to speak Japanese Japanese?

Speaker 6 (01:08:58):
Well I do, but I mean it will be appropriate
now go on, No, it's not appropriate Nowzy our.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Big sand is our day host. Has been away in
Japan for how long?

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Eleven days?

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Eleven days?

Speaker 9 (01:09:08):
How good?

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
And how was it? Because you lived over there for
a year, eight months, eight.

Speaker 13 (01:09:12):
Months, twenty years ago, it's changed a lot.

Speaker 10 (01:09:14):
Has it?

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
Yeah? No?

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
But cool man? Were you over there with the X
Games as well?

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
Yeah? So what what did you witness?

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Everything?

Speaker 13 (01:09:23):
Just history in the making. Eleven year old Ema Kamakali
ended up youngest do to win a gold medal at
eleven years old.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Wow, it was insane. Yeah right, are you quite gent legged? Yeah,
you're a shell of a human, big sent.

Speaker 6 (01:09:42):
That's all right, you're right. Everyone that goes to Japan
always says, I've never heard a bad review of it,
to be honest. Good eaten, good, good eating.

Speaker 10 (01:09:52):
Good eating. Man.

Speaker 11 (01:09:53):
And it's so cheap. Yes, dinner for two.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
With drinks twelve dollars like twelve hundred y whereabouts?

Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
Was there?

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
What were you eating? You got a curry?

Speaker 13 (01:10:04):
I got a pizza, of course, because I'm just I'm
just such a random, fussy eater. But yeah, even at
the hotel and everything, you get a good decent I
don't know what the Japanese foods called. I'm so tired.
I don't even know I am, But it was just
it was just so I can't get over how cheap

(01:10:24):
everything was.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
It's very weak at the moment, isn't it.

Speaker 13 (01:10:26):
It's ninety I think we were getting ninety three.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Yeah, not like the dong oh no, strong dog strong.
It's going very hard.

Speaker 10 (01:10:38):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
What was your favorite thing you did in Japan?

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
Bic?

Speaker 13 (01:10:41):
Probably hanging out with my mate a Shinshin and a
little village out of Kobe right got to weird traditional kimonos.
They put on a big dinner. Half the village came
because they wanted to meet real kiwiz here.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
It was cultural appropriation sort of.

Speaker 10 (01:10:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Yeah, it was a.

Speaker 13 (01:10:58):
Special day where you make wishes. Seven been very lucky
in Japan.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
Can you tell me while you're over there, did you
notice whether they had any Bunnings trade setups?

Speaker 13 (01:11:10):
Not really not from what I could see.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Wondering and were well as one of she's been going
to Bunnings over there? Yeah, I went to a lot
of uh.

Speaker 13 (01:11:23):
Oh god, I can't even talk.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
Are you doing great, don Quixote?

Speaker 13 (01:11:27):
No, I stayed away from that place. Family Matt, I
did Lawsons and Family marks daily vitamin drinks like they
just know how to do everything. So I start the
day with the Fighter.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Was a huge up the Wahs movement over there.

Speaker 13 (01:11:40):
No, but I managed to get up the Wars on
the X Game's half pipe ramp. Smoking sections, so that
was cool.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
Smoking section, yeah, because last.

Speaker 13 (01:11:49):
Time I was in Japan, you could smoke everywhere, and
now you've got to go into these rooms on the
sides of the streets. Around hotels. It's just you walk
in there and it's like that's five packs of cigarette there.

Speaker 6 (01:12:00):
Jase, You've got to go man totally now, Big, all
the best of the show. I don't want to use
up all your words right now.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Right yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:12:10):
Big.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
We'll be back on board with Radio Hurdarchy after ten
am this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
The Whodichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Darchyo.

Speaker 6 (01:12:33):
Well there there you go, your mad Barstard's another show
down in Dusty. Just four more to go, fellas, four
more breakfasts, only four more to go. Look at I'm
going to go and have breakfast after this. What's oh
we even done the podcast?

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
You show?

Speaker 6 (01:12:50):
Do it after?

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:12:52):
Say that?

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
Are you going to go from work to work?

Speaker 10 (01:12:54):
There?

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Mogie, work to work for me?

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
Mate, I'm going to go home.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
I've got a bit of work from home today there,
and then allow me to also get a little bit
of houseweek done as well, you know, so when I
have my breaks, I'm go and do the wash in
from the weekend. All that sort of Carolina.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
It's good stuff, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:08):
Good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
What about you? Keeezy little Nana nat maybe.

Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
Maybe later on.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
To be honest, I don't usually need one on a Monday.
Maybe on Wednesday. Straight after this, I'm gonna go, I'll
do my gaming podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:13:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, so good. You don't listen to it
extremely casual gamers. After you're into it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:24):
You can actually you can actually watch that Keys on TV,
and plus that means yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
I didn't even realize until I saw myself and.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Then watched all of it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Yeah, man, it's bloody good.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
What are you doing, Jase? You're gonna go home?

Speaker 6 (01:13:35):
And what what do you got that look on your face?

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
You're gonna go home? Christ Mark? No, I'm not going
to meet my wife for coffee and breakfast. And you're
gonna wear that sweater?

Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
Yeah, totally, man, Okay, I got my puffer to put
over at the top of it, so I looked real cool.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
So cool. It's good stuff, man. But look, I'm excited
to be back here tomorrow morning.

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
You know, Nah, not at this point. I will be
tonight when I got to sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Yeah, good stuff. Hi, it's been a pleasure till tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (01:14:03):
I see Let Up by

Speaker 9 (01:14:11):
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