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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Jerry, when I take the past with another week off,
it's Keezy and Pugs on the hood.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's time to go over size. This is the biggest, biggest, biggest,
It's the biggest, biggest, shot a big show with Jason
howch Night, Minogue and Key. It's really unprofessional.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Ah what I'm on the radio now, I'm just joking.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Good Morning New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's all Keezy here and pugsn It's also the fifteenth
January twenty twenty six, three minutes past six am, and
we are doing our final breakfast show of the week,
Pugs because tomorrow we're back on the Drive show four pm.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
You damn right, Keezy, And let me just say this,
how are we halfway through the first month of the
year already? That's good chat from you. Let's flying by,
They just fly by it, especially when you're having fun
on breakfast radio.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm grateful to see you, Keezy. You're grateful to see me,
of course, Sam, I'm just pleased to see you.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, I'm grateful. I'm grateful to have you in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, you know what's stuff. It's same here man, thank you.
We're going to like kiss now what's the deal?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
You coming up later in the show, Joey Wheeler coming
on after eight o'clock Pugs to chat about the Black Clash,
which of course is happening this Saturday. We're going to
be all over that one plus more tickets to go
to the movies and see The Bone Temple.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Just tickets to go bone it out at the Temple.
Come on, POGs, grow up.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Sorry, now it's a new twenty eight years later film
The Bone Temple.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
We'll be giving those away.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Probably after seven o'clock, i'd say, coming up next to
those pugs, very excited for a brand new segment I've
just started. The reason this segment came about is while
I was making a coffee out in the kitchen there
before the show and having a glass of water, I
opened the news paper and I flipped through the entire
thing and found the world page to be very interesting.

(02:06):
So Kesey's News of the World is going to be
happening next.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
That's a man, I'm really excited. And if that's not
a reflection of the amount of prep that goes into
this break for show, I don't know what is.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's right, I stumbled across it five minutes ago and
now we're leading the show with it.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
What tunes we got coming up? Pugs? This is a
tune I used to sing on sing Star Party on
PlayStation two. Right it is my favorite.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh Franz Ferdinand Absolute Chune three, four eight three.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
If you need anything New Zealand The Hurdiarchy Big Show
weekdays from four on Radio hold ache.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Because we's a Buddy Holly on the Hoducky break for
show twelve minutes past six this Thursday Morning with Keezy
and Pugs, aren't.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
This is breaking news?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
That is breaking news, brand new segment Keezy Reads the
News of the World.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
This came about Pugs.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
As I briefly explained before that, I was going through
the newspaper this morning while making a coffee and there
was some interesting stuff on the world page.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Stuff you wouldn't think that they would put into print.
Is it breaking news if it's in the newspaper? Yep,
Because it's still first thing in the morning. I think
I don't think we should analyze type the whole thing out. Yeah,
banged it in the printer, but I just don't think
we should. You know, the post G's dropped it off. Pugs.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Huh, I don't think we should question the segment once
it's already underway. We should do that off air afterwards,
or preferably beforehand, right overwhere with you afterwards, as you were, okay.
Library book returns home after thirty six years. Dimitri Economo
was visiting his parents in Greece and looking for a

(03:44):
book to read his seven year old son when he
happened upont a copy of Harry the Dirty Dog on
his dad's bookshelf. After flicking through the book because he
remembered it from childhood, pugs got to the last page,
saw that it had the library cards still in it
from nineteen eighteen November sixth and realized when they used
to live in the States and then moved back to

(04:04):
where was it, Greece, they must have accidentally packed up
his library book instead of taking it back, and it's
been in Greece for thirty six years. He lives in
the States now, so he was like, stuff, and I'm
going to take that library book back to their original library,
which is still in that same place where he grew up.
He took it back, handed it in no fines because
I don't do fines anymore. But he just wanted to

(04:25):
make sure the book returned and it was in mint condition,
and he just he left a note saying and he
had had a word to them saying, basically, it's been
around the world this book, but here it is now.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Sorry about that. I would be keeping the book, you
would be, of course, that would.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Be knowingly keeping stolen property.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well, they're not going to find me, as you just said.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
So it's about not being able to find you. It's
not about doing the right.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Thing with you. There's a punishment. You're a Marebits monetary motivator.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Ah more news of the world. The Chinese app for
solo dwellers goes viral. It's called are you dead question mark.
It's an app that sounds the alarm if a user
doesn't check in every forty eight hours. Oh yeah, yeah,
so because so many people live alone.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Like, oh, I suppose it wud to be old people.
If it's just people that live alone, just people that
live alone.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, okay, you know you want to make sure that
you know, like they're not you know, they might be
in a bad.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Place sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, it's true, and it's become It was one of
China's top selling paid apps on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Sort of an abrasive name for it, isn't it Are
You Dead? Yeah? Be called solo checking.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, one hundred percent. That's actually a really bad name
for it because now people don't want to use the
app Are You did? They'll be offended by the suggestion.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Like what if you went on like a trip or something,
would you log that? Ah? Yeah, you probably log it.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
And final piece of news elephant hunted in India. So
you're going to turn the music up there after I
say the title, Sorry, elephant hunted in India?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah? Thanks man? Well, hang on, that's what is that
the news? No, I'm of India, explain it right, okay? Ah.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Wildlife officers in India are looking for an elephant after
it went on a rampage. Twenty people were murdered and
fifteen others at least injured.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's horrifically dark.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
They believe that the elephant was enraged during must which
is the time of the year where its hormones are
through the roof and it's pretty much barred up and
looking for love. But it has since calmed down and
returned to its herd. That was Kesey's news.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Of the world.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
The Hidiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hdichy Pushpersh.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
On the Hidicky brick Fort Show twenty three minutes past
six this Thursday morning with Keezy and pugsn and Pugs
packing bags Mate, pack him right now because we're heading
back to Magic.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I thought you're telling me to get out of the studio. Look, man,
it's my first time doing Brickfast right.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
No, I'm talking about Magic Ground, okay, which is in May,
which is five.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Months awo oh it's magic.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
It's a fan testic weekend, three days long, jam packed
full of NRL. There are seventeen teams in the NRL.
Sixteen of those teams all go head to hit at
sun Corpse Stadium And if you'd like to come along
with the team from Hodaki who have now been a
couple of years in a row, and I highly, highly
highly recommend it even if you're not a Rugby league fan, right, Pugs,
you're not a Rugby league fan.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well I am now, I'm just not knowledgeable about it
like at all.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, I mean I would say that you're not a
rugby league fan.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
I think I'm a fan of it, right, of all
the sports. Yeah, I'm a fan of that one, right,
I still just know very little about it. He's still
I'm not following it super hard, yeah, right, but especially
a Magic Round.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Really a Google fan the word fans, yeah, because it'll
come up as like someone who is knowledgeable about a
sport and follows it super closely, with two things Pugs
does not do. But it is a fantastic sporting experience.
Everyone there is just wearing retro NRL jerseys. Everyone's on
Caxton Street, which is the street full of pubs right

(08:02):
next to sun Corps Stadium.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's a three day affair and if.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
You want to come along and be part of the
Howducky trip as well, hit to Boystrip dot co dot z,
grab your mates and secure the packages there, which all
include flights, accommodation, transfers and tickets to all the games.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Can I just say the one thing I want to
bring back this time around the Magic Round is beefing
with other teams fans, because you remember the first year
and the first night that we went to the games
and there was like that British dude sitting in front
of us and other people's Yeah, and they were just
talking shit the entire time.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
They were spraying us one.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Hundred percent, even though the Warriors weren't've been playing that night.
We were just kidding, like getting what do you call it?
Sprayed for no reason? And then this last time around
there was list of that, and so I think we've
got to bring them back.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Well, it depends who was sitting by yea, because those
guys were an exception because the entire week and everyone's
actually really really nice to each other. Everyone's just stoked
on Rugby League fans like you puks. But the guys
that said in front of us, I think the Raiders
were playing the Bulldogs.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
They were supporting the Raiders.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
And my uncle gave me a retro Bulldogs jersey and
ninety four it's a cool jersey.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
So I had it on a fan of that jersey. Yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
You don't know much about it, you haven't studied it closely,
but you like it, thank you. And so I was like, stuff,
I'm gonna wear this Bulldogs jersey while the Bulldogs are playing.
Wars aren't playing till Sunday. The Bulldogs got pants and
the guys in front of us were giving me so
much shit, and I didn't want to say I'm not
even a Bulldogs fan, because that's the worst thing you
can say.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, like, I'm not even a fan, but I'm wearing
the merch.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yea, yeah, yeah, I'm like I did say. At one point,
I was like, well, to be honest, I'm mostly here
for the wars on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
They were. It was very, very very funny. I really
liked bearing witness to that whole interaction. Yeah, I'd like
to bring it back.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
And that was our first night of the first Magic
Round eiver, so it was a great introduction. If you
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to get stuck in. What tunes Pugs have we got
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Speaker 1 (09:58):
We've got some radio headline up for your ends in
Phillies in four minutes. Sounds great.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
The Hiking Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Radio head on the Hiducky Breakfast Show to six thirty
nine Thursday Morning with Keysy and pugs Keezy.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
I've got a bone to pack.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Ah, I got a bowl a bit.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I've been trying to get better at packing my lunches
right okay, and I've been doing a food subscription service
this week, so I've been really really good at taking
bringing leftovers to work. But also I've been trying to
get better at packing snacks, because you know, we love
to have chips when we're doing the drive show and
steal a little snack or do a little run to
the sushi shop or whatever. You know what I mean.

(10:39):
So I thought I was being very productive and quite
healthy with a protein based snack that I brought into
the office yesterday.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Are you talking about when you brought in a small
jar with two hard boiled eggs in it and then
went to eat some and then spilt some pickle juice
on the floor and then bit the head off in
a hard boiled egg a small amount, and then just
stuff for the whole rest of the egg in your
mouth after that?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Can I just say ninety percent of the details you
just included a neither here nor there. The bone that
I have to pack is that I was accosted not
just by you, but prebs our boss, Toddy, Dilly.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Dilly, Bic and Bick from the Day show. So you're
saying the entire office had a problem with it.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, and my bone to pack is with you because
you're the one sitting in front of me, but it's
actually with all of them as well. What I was
taking the purse out of for having a perfectly reasonable, normal,
healthy snack.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
The reason why we took the purse in a fun way.
You can eat a hardboarding that's great.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I wasn't having fun. I would have headed. I would
have had fun if I was eating my eggs.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Man, it looked like you were having fun the way
you pretty much gobbled them, dobbled their entire egg down.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
It was me. That's okay. There was one of your head.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Was the small bite you had and then the hole
shove the rest of the egg.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
The way that I eat the food that I bring
into work. Chris, there's none of your best. That was
such a small bite and then stuffed the rest of
the egg. And that's what I felt like doing with
lunch made fair enough.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
So people need to realize though the size of the
jar you had these two little hard boiled eggs and
was perfect size for two.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Hard boiled eggs. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
It was also quite comical, very small jar, really floppy looking.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
They look soft, but were they soft boiled? It was
an ex pex peanut butter jar, the small ones that
you get.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah with the eggs, soft board or hard like? Were
they wee bit?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I would say they were medium boiled, medium boiled, and
they had some sort of lidium to hard boiled. They
had some sort of like was it vinegar in there
with them? No, what was that that was? I just
seized them with salt and pepper, and that was obviously
just moisture from the eggs. Egg moisture? Did you know that?

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Looking back on the situation now, I'm not even the
one that started it.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Prems was talking shit because the bit of the water
got on the carpet, pugs of spileders eggs, juice of
the carpet, that's gonna smell good. I was like, all right, Gibbs,
he's right though, it's gonna smell good. Having heart boiled
eggs just seem like a brand new thing. And you
guys are shocked me.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
It was the way you did it. There was a
very pugsan way you did It's.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Sorry the breast of Pugsan way, the pugsar way of
doing something is just doing something with like, for example,
you're drinking water right now out of an old milk bottle.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
You find the funny, the silliest vessels to put your
stuff in, and then you try to pretend like it's
not slightly silly.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
This is incredibly convenient, this milk ex milk bottle because
it's got a lot of volume in the in the
actual container, but then a small thing at the top,
so I can get a lot of water, yeah, at
a convenient rate.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
And it's going to screw it on it, so you
can screw it into that mouth, you ols, and then
just like knock it back.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Look, Pugs, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Okay, you can eat hard boiled eggs in the office
as much as you want, and I won't. I won't
take the purse out of your tiny little jar, or
the fact that you bit the lid off and then
put the whole thing in your mouth like an anaconda.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hodich The.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Killers on the Herdick You brick for show. It's almost
seven am this Thursday morning with Kezy and Pugs and
coming up after seven, we've got tickets to go and
see the new twenty eight years later flick. It is
called twenty eight years Later The Bone Temple and Pugs.
It debuted on Rotten Tomatoes with the highest score in
the franchise's history, really, which is amazing for a fourth installment.
So if you would like to go along to see

(14:22):
that film along with one other person, just text through
on three four eight three who you'd like to take
to the Bone Temple and we'll send out some double
passes a little later on the show.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Also after seven. I want to get into a couple
of ins and outs for twenty twenty six. So an
N is something that you'd like to introduce or reintroduce
in twenty twenty six, and then out of something you
want to get rid of. Right, So, for example, N
would be bringing your hard boiled eggs to work and
a glass jar, right, So you want that to be
in eating them. I want that to be in and

(14:55):
out for twenty twenty six as bullying people for bringing
their hard boiled eggs work in a glass jar, and
then maybe spelling a bit of a big moisture on
the floor.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Very specific, huh, do you want the audiences wants to
be that specific.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I would like the audience to send through whatever they
feel needs to be enter out for twenty twenty six.
So text yours through on three Freight three. It could
just be an in, It could just be an out,
it could be both. Whatever you feel it needs to
be axed or introduced in this new year for the
year here, Okay, give us a text three Freight three.
We've got vouchers to give away. I think we've got
some Reburger line around, so give us a buzz.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Hew.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
We've just got Reburger line around. I just got the
other day. I picked me just just got Regent reds
all over the desk.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
I picked my coat up and there was like just
an entire combo.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
I think it was a Regent red some fries and coke.
Yeah yeah, three four eight three, Get stuck in. We'll
be back after seven.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
The hold Iking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Iks.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
It's five past seven on the Hidak You break for
show with Cheesy and Pugs Thursday morning. It is the
fifteenth January twenty twenty six. By the way great to
have you with us, New Zealand. If you do any
need anything, three four eight three is the number to text.
And this hour, Pugs and I are going to be
going through the ins and outs for twenty twenty six, right, Pugs.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
That's exactly right, Chris. So if you don't know, an
end is something that you want to bring in with
the new year, and an out is something you want
to act in the new year. So, for example, for me,
an in in twenty twenty six is extremely long board shorts.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yes, I noticed you're wearing a pair of was it
rusty or ripkeol?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I had got some rusties over the break, Yeah, and
I forgot to take board shorts on my holiday to
the beach. So you bought some dumbass. It's been one
hundred bucks on some bloody rusty board shorts because that's
all they had, and they were sick man, and they're
super long and they hang over my knees and it
felt right.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
I've been waiting for these to come back because when
I was very early teens, it was all about Billabong, Rusty,
Quicksilver percent roxy. If you're a check and I remember
borg Short's cost of fortune Yeah, all of those brands
were really expensive.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yes, the still are. Oh and if I can give
you an out for twenty twenty six, the name Dennis.
No disrespect to anybody currently named Dennis, but we've got
to stop naming babies Dennis in twenty twenty six. It
is pretty disrespectful. I mean, you look at a baby
and what it's Dennis.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
How do you get how do you get rid of
the name Dennis If your name's already Dennis, and now
all you've done is alienate all the Dennist's list.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
That's what I'm saying. If you're currently named Dennis, you're
good because you're probably an adult listening to this. But
any future babies, stop naming them Dennis twenty six.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
What if there's a young kid listening right now who's
called Dennis.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Then he's already been born and he's a kid, and
that's fine. Keep your name Dennis. You've done great, But
no babies right out for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Were you bullied by someone called Dinnis as a kid?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Navy's all good? What was he?

Speaker 3 (17:52):
I think we've touched on something here, all right?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
What about this? For me?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
In all this to come in in twenty twenty six.
Using a sunshade in your car if it's a hot day,
a sunshade and you you unfold it and you put
it in the windshield there, Yeah, to protect your dash
from cracking.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh the foil metallic side ye yea yeah, yah, one
hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Did they leave well?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
I put one up into last year and one of
my mates gave me shit about it.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
You go to costing for it, did you? I did
get a costing for it.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
So I think sunshades should be in for twenty twenty six.
We've got more of these as well. Feel free to
have your opinion on three four eight three. We've got
rebigger to give away to get stuck in three four
eight three, what tune We've got to eat Pugs.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
This is a three day baby a ha ha yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodachi.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Fourteen past seven on the Hidarky Break for sure. But
of Nirvana there Lithium and you're with Keesy and Pugs
and we're doing the ins and outs for twenty twenty six.
It's funny because for years now I've been punishing Jason
Mike with this music and now you punishing me with it?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
How does it feel? It's funny, and it's funny. I
love this song man, all right.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
The way this works is things you want to keep
for twenty twenty six and then things you want to
get rid of. So so far I want to bring
in normalizing using a sunshade in your car if it's
a hot day and you want to protect the dashboard.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yes, which is very responsible. By the way, I'm a
responsible guy. Did you have an out there? An example out?

Speaker 3 (19:20):
The only out I could think of was banana milk? Oh,
my god, get rid of banana milk.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Actually, go man, banana milk is fine. See. And this
is the interesting thing is you've got a whole lot
of outs, right, I got a heap of grete out.
All I could think of was inns. I really respect that.
That shows a positive mindset. Yeah, I think your g
nah because you're really negative. But you go, man, get
up at six? Okay? Should we go in and in
and then ins and ins and then outs for outs?
Also text yours on three for three three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
I've got really bigger to give away. Now we'll just
just go whatever.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Okay. First m for twenty twenty six bonuless pants.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
We talked about this at the tennis and we did
talk about this at the tennis. Se In for me
is normalizing having a pants semi, which is so you
want to normalize it, yeah, I want to make it
so if you sit down, min yeah, and men don't
know what you're talking about, and you sit down, your
pants come.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Up a wee breaker, they pucker, and the crutch, the
front of your crutch puckers, and it looks like you.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Have pitched a tint. Pitched a tint. Everyone knows you
haven't normalize it, normalize it. But that way, if you
do see something, that way people can be hiding in
plain sight.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yours is probably a more efficient way, like just normalizing it.
I'm saying, get rid of those pants that do that altogether.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
No, no, no, keep them and just normalize it. Okay,
accidental semi pants.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I want to normalized, valid, valid, all right, So we're
going into out that. We'll do it out. Just do whatever, okay,
So mine is not breaking the seal when you're having beers.
I'm so sick of this yarn. I'm so sick to
go wheeze when I've had a couple of beers, and
it's like, well, I'll breaking the seal. No one cares,
but literally but I don't even notice it. Man, No,

(20:54):
it has the.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Thing because when you break the seal, it means all
the beers have gone through your system, responsible beers, and
now you're up to pretty much every beer you have.
You gotta go wheeze, but no stretch you leagues go
for a week, come back and every yarn.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
It's all good.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
No, it's all good. It's just like, damn it. Now
I have to go to the toilet all the time,
whereas before I just had three or four very responsible beers,
light beers, low alcohol bears.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Blowing your bladder up for no reason and being uncomfortable
at the tables. I don't know that, dumb, I don't
do that good.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Like I'll just say, oh damn, I've got to go
break the sealp out, Okay, fair enough, and there's your opinions.
Three four eight three. Feel free to have your safe
a wallet chains. I want them to come in.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Did you see mine? I swear on my life I've
got I found when I went home over Christmas, I
found my old dirty dog volcrow wallet had a chain thing,
banged a chain on it.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Of course, of course you have a wallet chain. Do
you know what the reason why I want wallet chains
to come back in which is when you have your
wallet in your back pocket and a chain runs on
your side of your hip down to mid thigh up
to like the front.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Of your pants. Yeah, you can't lose it.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
You can't lose it. I think a it looks sick
b super handy.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Man.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
If someone's trying to steal your wallet it's chained on. Yeah,
that ain't going anywhere. Feel free to have your say.
In New Zealand three four eight three, you've got Reburger
to give away. What about this one here in smoking
Darts out Kesey's nasally voice. I don't know if I
agree with that one.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
We could revisit this later, maybe because I've got a
few to go so if we get some really good
ones on three for eight three, we can read some
of those out too. Sounds good. Queen's and the Stone
Age because hid Uky Breakers showing.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
The Hidiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Seven twenty five on the Hidarky Breakfast Show. The Black
Keys there with Gold on the ceiling. You've got Keysy
and Pugs for your Thursday morning Final day covering Bricky
for us Tomorrow four pm. The Big Show is back,
so make sure you do tune in Pugs. We're currently
giving away a boat. It is a fantastic brand new
finn Chaser five three five centeconsole. It's got a mix
Mercury sixty horse four stroke outboard and avoid a trailer

(22:58):
and a whole list of sweet extras. Kid to Hodaki
dot co dot ins it if you want to see
the full list.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Thank god it's got that outboard, because if it didn't,
I wouldn't be interested. I just say that if it
didn't have a motor, if it didn't have that outboard
that you just said that really that the Mercury sixty
horse for stress, the Mercury one. That's why I'm into it.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
God, you know your boat's Pugs. It is available. If
you want to win it, text the word boat to
three four eight three follow the link. All you have
to do is come up with a name for that boat. However,
if you win, that name will be written on the
side of the boat. So boat to three four eight three.
Don't just send in the name you want boat to
three four eight three.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
See, this is really disappointing because somebody's texting here a
name that I really like, right, which is bat Boats
of All Time?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Well it is the boat.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, but that doesn't
mean shit because they've texted and not text boat to
three four eight three and then entered it the correct way.
So you're right, that doesn't count and they're not in
the drawer for the seventy five thousand dollars buat. That's right.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
So if you have at any point, and there's been
thousands of you, just text through the name. Don't do that,
text the word boat. Just on sign three four eight three.
Get yourself from the drawer that way. I mentioned yesterday
Pugs that there's a boat around the corner from my
house called the Greasy Garnard.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
And I love the name. I really like that.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, and the boat is also really ugly. It's like
an eighties beige and brown boat.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
It's cool.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
It's cool because it's so ugly and the name is
so silly. I'm like, I love that boat. While we
were on holiday and the Coramandal there, it was my
south my waf Mania stir it from the Breakfast Show
and his partner as well.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
My wife is Nice Stewart from the Brickfish Show Pugs.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yes, while we were in the Coramanda, we were kind
of steamed. We had a few responsible light beverages and
we were cruising down to the fish and chip shop
to get an ice cream. And while we're walking down there,
we started a hypothetical goodie gum drops. While we're walking
down there, we started a hypothetical conversation as to if

(24:51):
we were to open a fish and chip store, Yes,
what would we call it? We agreed on the Greasy
Girnard would be the great name for a fish and
chip show exactly. And we were like, and so we're
running it, like, what would everyone's roles be?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Sort of thing? Right? We agreed that my.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Wife Lucy would be front of house, should be greeting
the customers, maybe rolling the ice creams as well, should
then put the orders through to I think Mania's partner
Jess was in charge of prepping the like the buns
and the lettuce and stuff for the burgers or something.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Man, I was on the grill.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
You guys are on the grease work. Yeah, Me and
and I were out back like cooking. Yeah, and I
think I was running the fryer or something too.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Standing next to each other. Do look like a couple
of dudes that I've encountered at the local fish and
chip shop. That is kitchen there? Incredibly offensive? Yeah? I
think I have no idea. It's a huge compliment.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Do you ever have hypotheticals like that all the time? Really? Yeah?
Give us an example, No, I can't think of one.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
The Hidiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hod.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Lenny Kravitz on the Hidarky Brick for show twenty minutes
to eight this Thursday morning with Kezy and Pugs, and
we are about to dish out the double passes, the
final double passes for twenty eight Years Later, The Bone Temple.
It is the fourth installment in the twenty eight Days
Later series. Yeah, if you'd like one text through now
three four eight, three, who you'd like to take to
the Bone Temple? And we'll be dishing those out shortly

(26:12):
in cinemas today.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Now.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
The interesting thing about this flick, Pugs, is that out
of all four of the twenty eight Days Later movies
in the franchise, yes, this one debuted with the highest
rating on Rotten Tomatoes, which is our film review website.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yes, so, and I was surprised by that.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Because it's the fourth installment in a movie series, which
famously is usually terrible.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
One hundred percent. A lot of the time, you have
a trilogy that's usually pretty decent, maybe the third one
it starts to drop off, and then the fourth is
just absolute garbage. Then trying to revive and get whatever,
squeeze whatever cash they can out of a franchise. Yeah,
but when you said that, it did get me thinking
about the fourth movies in all of these franchises and
whether there is actually any good ones.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
What the best fourth movie in a franchise is of
all time?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Percent one hundred percent. So there's a list on IMDb,
which is another famous movie rating and information website, And
so I thought i'd blast you through the top ten,
all right, start with ten, get down to one. So
number ten is Rambo Rambo four. Rambo four. That was
a revival of a series that brought back to Vista stallone.
No this one. They went very very violent. I remember

(27:20):
I remember that, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it was it
was a bit random, but I remember that being shit okay.
Number nine, The Pink Panther Strikes Again seventy six. Not
familiar with that.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
From nineteen seventy six they made four okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Not familiar. Number eight, Live Free or die Hard Bruce Willis,
I've heard that that one wasn't too bad. Actually I
watched it many times. I bought on DVD because I'm
a huge I was a huge fan of the die
Hard franchise as a kid. It was not good. Okay,
it was quite bad. It was like them being like
technology bad and technology is the reason that everything's going bad,
and this and the ruins.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, so's a hacker or whatever. So it's the eighth
best fourth movie of all time and you thought it
was bad.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yes, well this is kind of proving our point, right,
there's a lot of these are not generally not very good.
At number seven Star Trek for the Voyage Home. Not
familiar with that franchise. That's eighty six that came out.
Number six, Jurassic.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
World, that went pretty hard. I enjoyed it because it
was a return to I love Jurassic Park.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I love them too.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Yeah, I'm not a fan of the otherwise like that. Fine,
but the first one rules it still holds up.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
That was cool.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
But this is the issue I've got with that is
it was like twenty years between drinks. Of course, that
fourth movie is going to be okay because it's not
directly after the third one and they aren't directly trying
to squeeze too much out of it.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yes, and it was exciting and it was a great,
big blockbuster, So fine of that. Number five, Mission Impossible,
Ghost Protocol eleven. The Mission Impossibles go okay. Actually, yeah,
they're good. They're all generally pretty good in my opinion.
Number four Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire my
favorite Harry.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Potter, A lot of people's favorite Harry Potter movie. And
there's seven books to go off, so I feel like
Harry Potter or any sort of movie franchise based on
a novel series. Yes, they've got a bit of leeway there,
and I'm not surprised that that's the top five.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
That is a banger movie. Number three The Muppet Christmas Carol.
There's been four of them. But how is that the
third best fourth installment and a franchise of all time?

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Very confusing sentence. Yes, I agree, So there's been there's
heaps of Muppet movies. That must have been the fourth one,
I guess. But the Muppet movie is rule. I have
not seen that one, not since I was a kid.
I can't see any of them.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
No, they're really good, Okay from what I remember. Knowing
your taste of movies and what you generally watch, I'm
inclined to be skeptical, but I'm excited. Nonetheless, how do you?
Number two? The Hobbit and an Unexpected Journey, So this
is a post return of the King. I don't know
if that entirely counts. That's not a fourth movie, that's
you Hobbit franchise. Yeah, no, that's not the fourth. That's

(29:41):
a random one that doesn't make sense. This is what
I mean. They're obviously not very good. Yes, and then
number one and the best fourth films and a franchise
as Mad Max Fury Road, which Banger Now you and
Mike Minogue have specifically said, Kezy, you will love this film.
You need to watch it one hundred, especially given that
you're a massive motor head.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, I love old cars. And it's also just like
it's testosterone fueled gnally action, which is what two and
a half hours straight, which is exactly like you, which is.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
The kezy recipe. Yeah, okay, that's great. I've heard that's
a great movie. I will watch it. I want to
watch it loud on a massive screen, and.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I'm of my favorites of all time and i will
do That's great.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
It's not the fourth installment that Max is from thirty
years ago. That is a reboot.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
It is a reboot, but it's also the fourth installment
because it's a continuation of the story.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Pugs, we don't have time to have this argument now
because we're into it five minutes, but I will be
tearing shreds off.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Of you in the air break the Hurdarchy Big Show
week days from four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Hdarchy Silver Chair on a song open Fire on the
Breakfast Show with Pugs and Keysy.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Do you like that?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Pugs?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
No, Hey, Pugs, we are officially shutting off the entries
into the twenty eight years Later the Bone Temple competition.
We've got double passes to give away. Pugs will text
you back shortly and so that you have won a
double pass. Thanks everyone to who got involved with that competition.
Now coming up after eight o'clock, we are going to
be calling a great friend of Radio Hodarchy. Hi, Joe Wheeler.

(31:13):
He is playing in the Black Clash this very Saturday.
He's played up note I don't know if he's played
every single one, but he's played in a fair few
of them. He's got a good right arm on him
and he can bat pretty down well as well Old Joey.
So we'll have a yard to him just after eight o'clock. Also,
we will be picking up the things that are in
and out for twenty twenty six. If you'd like to
get rid of anything this coming year or Cat'll bring something.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Back this year.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, text it through on three four eight three and
we'll get into that after eight. Is saying I a
new thing for you instead of yes.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
The Hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ike.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
It is the Hodarchy Big Show in the morning. Kezy
and Pugs are here. No Mogi or Hoidy J. However,
good news. Pugs, Mogi and Hoody J will both be
back with us tomorrow afternoon four pm for the first
big show of twenty twenty six. We're doing it live
from Bruco Mount Monganui. Bit of a warm up for
the Black Clash which is happening on the SAT de

(32:16):
How fuzzy to have the team back to get him, man.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'm very first to have the team back. I'm looking
forward to catching up with those two. I have seen
Mogi in the new year, but I haven't seen Hooty j.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
He looks good, Man, he looks good.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I was with him yesterday, played golf with them.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
It was trying to know twenty eight degrees and our
golf course is pretty much completely uphill. Yeah, and he
chose to wear Chino's.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Did he turn that unique shade of purple that he
chends to get in summer?

Speaker 3 (32:40):
He was close to fainting by the end of it
because it was so hot and it was such a
steep cause. But he still almost broke his personal best.
Like he's playing very very good golf at the moment.
He's very relaxed. So as soon as he's back working again,
I'm expecting his golf scores to drop right off.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
But if you are keen to come along to the
first big show of the y Bruco Mount Manganui tomorrow
afternoon four pm, it will be live until seven free
backbone T's and big show broadcasting live of course, plus
guests from the Black Clash coming to say gooday. And
speaking of guests, Pugs coming up next, great friend of
Radio Hdarky and a multi time athlete who has been

(33:19):
involved with the Black Clash. We're talking Joey Wheeler. We're
going to give him a buzz after some sick tunes.
Ah yeah, Lincoln.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Park, That's what I'm talking about. Hell yeah. First thing
in the morning, love it.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
You're on Hoducky the Darchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
That hole surfers on the Hodocky Breakfast Show with Keezy
and Pugs Son thirteen minutes past eight to this Thursday
morning and very exciting times Pugs. Every single year we
kind of have our welcome back party in the form
of the Hot Spring SPA T twenty Black Clash and
association with Wolfbrook. It's happening this Saturday at Bay Oval, Todung.
It's some tickets still available. Head to Black Clash dot

(33:57):
co dot zeit. It will sell out, so get in.
And with that in mind, we have got a person
who's played in the Black Class several times and done
very well as well from Team Rugby.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
It is Joey Wheeler.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Good morning, Joey, Yeah, Keezy pug Son.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Great to be on looking.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
Forward to this week in a little bit nervous, a
little bit apprehensive fellas, but you're looking forward to it
once again, right, So how.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Many times have you played in the black class Joey,
good question.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
I think that's my fourth time, right, third or fourth time?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, and you still have the nerves. Why do you
think that is?

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Because, Keaty, it's the first time I pick up a
cricket bat in twelve months every year and the only time.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
That's pretty much why. And you're bowling.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
You're running in bowling to your childhood heroes and getting
pumped all over Hegley Oval or Bayoval.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
So yeah, that's why the nerves mate, Yeah, right, you.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Know, and getting embarrassed in front of probably you know,
I don't know how many thousands of hundreds of thousands
of people on television.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
But that's okay, Well, it's all on the love and
good spirits, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I'll just correct you there, Joey. It's not in front
of hundreds of thousands of people, it's over a million.
You realize that day O good stuff. Plenty of people
watching overseas to Joe.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
So all right, yeah that's even better again.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Plus well you know you'll clop up the footage'll put
it on social media. That'll get millions of views too.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Suted out ipl contracts will be rolling in left.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Joey.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
I've I personally have had quite an indulgent New Year period.
A lot of eating basically every breakfast is ambrosia or pavlover,
a lot of very responsible consumption of beverages. How are
you physically health wise going into this game? Are you
in a similar state to me?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
You know, obviously you always over indulge over this period
of time. Look, I've tried to tick things over, KIVI.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
I certainly haven't gone full New Year's resolution and hit
the gym every day of January so far, but yeah,
have been conscious that have got a game coming up,
so I've tried to tick over the case on the leagues.
But you know, I'm never in fantastic nick anyway, mate.
So it's not going to be any oil painting. It's
not like some bloke with a six peck's going to

(36:15):
be running around out there now.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Joey, we had a head of Team Cricket on yesterday,
Nathan McCullum, and he made the very outrageous suggestion that
all it would take to throw you off your game
would be to hand you a microphone and stick a
camera in front of your face. What kind of resistance
will you employed to counter that on the big day?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, nice, hey, old nice. I'll be very focused this year.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
If I'm having to take the new chain of running
into juicy Rhino, who could plaster be everywhere so the
news would be running ob we certainly will even camera
crew come near me as far away as possible.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
I'll give you the tip.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Well, that's the thing, Joey you've got. We're talking to
Joey Wheeler, who's playing in the Black Class this weekend
from Team Rugby up against Team Cricket. And there are
a few big names joining this year, one of which,
as you mentioned, Jesse Ryder, who you type in Jesse Ryder,
you know, into the Google there and you're going to
be hit with just a million highlights of him slapping sixes.
Are you a bit worried about rolling the old arm

(37:15):
over to Jesse?

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah, i am.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
I'm seriously concerned because the last time I bumped into
Jesse Rider. This is a great story was each year
had a I was playing I think it was the
under seventeen's Nationals with CD and Jesse stumbled in on
I think it was early hours of the first of
January and was absolutely hammered. The next day he hit

(37:39):
a cricket game for the Stags. That morning he went
out and blasted one hundred and twenty.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
So even after a.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Huge night on the gas, Jesse Ryder can still produce
the goods. So you know, like when you think about
maybe trying to stitch them up in the pre match
festivities the night before.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
I don't think that'll work. That might actually get the
best out of him.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Well that's the thing that almost makes his powers even stronger,
because I was going to say, it'll be very similar
conditions this weekend for the Black Clash from what I've heard,
Joey or are those rumors about you guys having a
big one the night before they false?

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Oh look, I can't confirm all, Tony, but what I
can confirm is that a steam coach mister Lee Hart
does employ some rather questionable technics, is how I'd put it,
and usually that involves a couple of tequila shots and
a team meeting at around about one am the night
before the gap or the.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Morning of the morning of the game, where he.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Proceeds to then dress down the side and also as
the innovative that he is, last year, he questioned the
batting order that retail had produced at a barlina at
one am, and he actually flipped that. He said, and
I quote, everyone's here to see Chris Gale, but I'm
an innovator, so I'm going to flip the order, and

(38:55):
Chris Gale is now batting ten. So those of the
sort of technic that Team Rugby look to employed to
try to throw.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Off Team Cricket because they are on a hot streak
and we need to win one. Boys, we need a
win one.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Holy yeah, you do need a win one.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Even an innovator like Lee Hard you know you're still
struggling to get the very best out of you guys.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
But look, if you.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Think, give me big nutsmellers.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
If you do want to go along and see it,
as I said, there are still some tickets available black
Clash dot co dots in. Otherwise you can watch it
live and free on TV ins in one and tvans
in plus Joey Wheeler, thank you so much for joining
us this morning, mate, and go well on the Big
Game on.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
SATDY Yeah, thanks mate.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Hopefully I don't get the yips say on national television
hair good?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
How about this? You get the yips and I'll get
the nips out.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (39:39):
Get this?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Please meet Penny. That'd be a real highlight. I don't
know who'll be.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
More embarrassed, you or me. It'll be me and my family. Joey,
good to talk to you this morning. Brother. All right, mate,
here is some inky of us. Nice to know you.
You're on the Huducky.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Breakfast, The Hierarchy Big Show, week days four on Radio HODAK.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
One of the all time great road tchip songs there
Smashing Pumpkins nineteen seventy nine. It is twenty eight minutes
past eight this Thursday morning with Keisy and Pugs, and
it's time to continue with the ins and outs for
twenty twenty six. Great sting Pugs, nice work the ins
and outs?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
What is that I hear you ask?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Basically, what are you keen to bring in for twenty
twenty six and what are you keen to get rid
of and leave in twenty twenty five. So some examples
Pugs I wanted to bring in using sunshades again and
the wind and the windshield of your car when it's
really hot, keiving it cool in there, you park it,
you put the reflective sunshade up and it protects your
dash from cracking. Someone on three four eight three has

(40:41):
actually gone on to extend that, Adam from Gizzie, screw
the sunshade, bring back dash carpet. Oh so my nineteen
eighty two hold in Comodore that I strive that had
brown dash carpet that sat on top of the dashboard
and like matched it perf and was so eight it

(41:02):
was also brown.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
What was the purpose of that to protect a dashboard?
Is that? What it is protecting against the sun? You
put carpet on there.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Especially, it's like a mat that you can lift off.
It's perfectly molded to your dash and it sits on top.
This is back in the eighties when the dashboards were
really square, right, and the plastic and stuff from back
then gets destroyed by the sun. Yes, And so you know,
you either put the sun shade up or you put
the dash carpet down. Love your thinking, Adam.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I'm keen okay, so now me for an in shallow
go in for twenty twenty six. Reclaiming the word tart.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
You want to bring back tart.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
I want tart to be an endaring word.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
I'm pretty sure my mum still sees the word tart.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yeah, my mum uses it too, but she's talking about
my high school lex girlfriend when she says it. Oh right,
I think mine is too. She was a tarty. That's
what my mum says. You know what I mean. I
think we need to reclaim it in a way that's
a little more positive. Hell, just because the tart like
we love like a little dessert tart, a gem tart,
little gem tart, or like me, Ah, you're cheeky tart,
you know what I mean, Like something like that. I
think that's nice. You know what I want to bring back. Actually,

(42:03):
this is reminded me in Yeah, the word pillock pellic banger.
My mum also uses that word.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
My pop used to call me a pillock when I
was being naughty. Oh your pillock. That's I don't know,
it's probably probably offensive. So let's bring back tart and pillock.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Right, let's do an out. Do you want to go first?

Speaker 5 (42:22):
There?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
You go write my next out two plus day New
Year's music festivals too long, too long, get rid of them.
One ideal if.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
One big one, one big one and maybe do you
want a day after or a day before day after?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
So two nights, two nights of camping, pack it in? Yeah,
all right.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
I want to bring something in. Phones clipped to your
belt like my dad used to have, and a little
sort of like rubber plastic sea through case thing.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Do you know feel like that runs a risk? Yeah,
having a glass phone screen, because obviously it worked if
you had the little flippies. Yeah, okay, bring back flippies.
You know what. I want to agree? I agree?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
And I had this rant at the end of last
year and it makes me sound like a boomer. Yeah,
everything's getting too complicated now. Car screens. If you want
to turn down your air conditioning, you've got to swipe
across to the ear con tab and then and then
use the touch screen. I just want to nob I
remember this, youn Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Do that.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
I want the same with phones. I think my phone's
too distracting and I am weak willed. If I just
had an old Nokia flip phone again, I think my
life would be.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Far better for it. I'd still be playing Snake. Oh
you'd be getting hard on snake too. I'm going hard
on snake too.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Anything else you'd like to bring in or get rid of, like,
I'll bang them out. Matching beij outfits and white sneakers
both out for twenty twenty six. Pack them in cool.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Okay, you know I've got white sneakers. It's almost exclusively
we're white sneakers. Don't just go quiet, Pugs, don't tune
up the music.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Pugs the Whold King Big Show with Mike and Zy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hod Iking
with the Soul on.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
The Hood, Ikey Breakfast Show sixteen minutes to night on
this Thursday morning with Keezy and Pugs and this weekend
actually starting tomorrow and CUMI You is the Classic Car
and hot Rod Festival. It is one of the biggest
car festivals in New Zealand. It is an event that
I grew up going to. It is absolutely fantastic, a
three day affair. If you are keen for more information
or to get your tickets, comu You hot Rod Festival

(44:12):
dot co dot nz in Seriously, if you want to
take your kids out for a few hours at the weekend.
Head along to this thing. It'll blow your mind the
stuff you can see there. And not just for a
petrol head like me, Pugs or me.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Yeah, as a total casual exactly. You're I'm a fan
of Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Okay, we've discussed ins and outs prior. Things we're getting
rid of from twenty twenty five. We want them gone
for twenty twenty six, right, and things we're going to
bring in as well. Plenty of texts coming through On
three four eight three, I suggested bringing back the word pellic.
Someone else is sent through on three four eight three. Plunker.
There's another banger.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
It's a great name for Slunker is a great wind
and it's also fairly harmless as well. Yeah, like, it's
not super abrasive to the ears. Ye, Plunker.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
You are a plunker, Pugs. So you just said it
was harmless and I called you a plunker. Now you've
gone all quiet. Maybe it is abrasive.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Are you upset?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
So you are upset by it? Let's move on, Chris,
Oh my goodness, far eu so abrasive. I also suggested
that having a phone clipped to your belt buckle or
not your buckle but the side of your belt there
is a cool thing, and that we should all go
back to having basic flip phones. Robbie ticks through saying,
you can actually get flip top phones now and they
look cool.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
My era was the Sony Ericsson ones, the little They
were kind of slim, but they were still flip tops,
but they were very slim and very cool looking, quite
futuristic looking, and you could either get like lime green
or like a blue one. Right, okay, very dope. Because
I existed, I was right in the hut.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
And the sort of the prime of my mobile phone
texting phase in my team years was just as phones
went from sort of a Nokia twenty two eighties like
black and white, play basic screen, playing snake on it,
sending texts by pushing the signature. I don't think so. No,
it's but not at that point. I don't think you

(45:57):
could have them. At that point, you could a text
signature I did, You're so cool, pugs. So I started
at that era, and then by the time I finished
high school, I had like a real cool color screen
flip top phone that could play polyphonic ring tones out loud, dope,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
It was dope.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
So I'd love to go back to that era. Someone else,
Andy has suggested out for twenty twenty six, men under
sixty five wearing sketcher shoes.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I think Sketcher have youngened up their line, their range
a little bit right, and you know some people require
a little more support. Do you know why I read
that one out because Hoidy J exclusively wears sketches. Yeah,
but has a so ugly there's a slip ons as well.
So actually speaking to Hoidy J. Another one here out
Rugby Union and it's shit rules, that's right, John one

(46:44):
hod J that did take umbridge with that. Well. I
think rugby Union is.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Going through a bit of a tough time at the
moment where they're trying to figure out how to make
the game more watchable and free flowing. So fair enough,
if you want to get rid of rugby Union for
twenty twenty six, go for it, might I suggest NRL
It is the greatest game on the planet apparently. Also
a lot of four wheel drives have dash mats. We
were talking about bringing up the dash mat, which is
a piece of carpet that sits on top of your dashboard.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yes, I used to run a couple of four wheel
drives same they had dash Mett Yeah yeah, really yeah,
oh wow. At least at least a couple of them,
did you Mark.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Wants to get rid of Christopher Key and James Pugsley
on Hodarky and bring in Ariola and the Paddies on Hoducky.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Rancid on the Hoducky brick for show. Keezy and Pugs.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
It's almost nine am this Thuesday morning, which means it's
just about time for no ed still Smoko, which means
nothing but tunes and yarns for the next hour or
so thanks to our mates at max Raft. Now, Pugs,
something something deeply embarrassing happened to me over the New
Year period. It was on January the second.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
It does happen to all of us at least once
in our lives, Keezy, What.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Are you talking about once in our lives? Something embarrassing
had at least once in our life are you talking about?
Because if it's per your pans, I know you've done
that more than once. What happened to me, Pugs On
the second of jan It was approximately ten am. We're
at a batch that we rented in Cookspeech, Corimandel, and
my wife and I and and and I are and
his partner decided that we were going to load the

(48:15):
car up and drive to the parking spot to walk
down to.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Cathedral Cove Love Cathedral Cove.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Yeap.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Really nice day out, really nice weather. We're very excited.
So you walk out of the batch and there is
a patio area or a deck and it's probably three steps.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Above the grass. Yeh, like not a high one, not
even a meter, you know, probably seven hundred mil off
the ground. It's oddly specific.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Yeah, three steps down the whole things would like a
traditional deck. Yes, I'm carrying a bag or a box
that has a touch rugby ball on it, a frisbee,
a few other things for the beach. My wife's towel
hoodie thing that you put on when you've been for
a song. You just put a whole towel hoodie over here.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
And it just carrying all that in a box and
I row up by the way. No, they're great. Don't
shame my wife like that on the radio. Lucy.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Just use a normal towel. She could do it if
she wants pugs. She's a grown ass woman. As I'm
walking off the deck, I have a fall.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Don't say it like that. What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I had a full eighty year olds have a fall? Correct,
I had an old person four, So I didn't fall over.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I had a fall. Pugs. I pushed the button on
my Saint John's bracelet because I couldn't get out of
how I'm falling and I can't get up. That's right,
that's that's seriously what happened to me.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
So I was, as I was walking down the decks
the stairs of the deck, I slipped. And as I
slipped with my right foot, I'm always like, oh, I
can always balance yourself out, right. I went to balance
myself out instant reflexes with my left foot, and then
that one slipped as well. And what happened is I
fell onto my butt on the top stock and then

(50:03):
did the whole down a few steps on my butt.
I slid down and as I, as I slipped over,
my feet went out from under me. My burken stocks
they fly, they flew across the yard. What about the
box of stuff I kept that that was the one

(50:23):
one bit of money that I had left for bed.
You dropped the frisbee because the box of frisbees and
hoodie towels stayed upright. But I had a genuine fall
and men Iiah and Jess and Lucy were all outside watching,
and and Lucy was like, oh my god, are you're okay,
like genuine concern, which is such a d shrinker. Meanwhile,
she's got the egg, She's got massive it. She's even

(50:45):
told me one of her massive eggs is gumby people.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
She married you. I know, I know, you gotta not
say you had a ball. You're aging yourself by about
I had a full Bugs is.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Part of.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
The Whodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ich.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Queen's in the Stone Age on the Hurdarcky break for
show it. There's no d's still smoke, Oh nothing but
tunes here on Radio Hurdarchy all the way till ten am.
Thanks to Max Raft and now Pugs. I just shared
a deeply personal and deeply embarrassing story of me having
a fall over the New Year period. I was walking
off the deck at the Batch at corimandl there carrying
a box with a frisbee and a hoodie towel in it,

(51:30):
and I slid down the stairs. My birkenstocks went flying,
and my bum went dof dorf down three stairs. A
lady across the road who was having a cup of
tea looked up because my wife was, Oh, my god,
you're okay. I had a fall and it was sore
and it was embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
I was saying off here, I think falling on your
tushy in any scenario is quite embarrassing because you're sort
of you're still seated up right, and so you you're
kind of like you should be okay because you're seated
up right, Like if you fall all the way overs,
like are you okay? Years? Whereas that falling on your
tosh it's like just get up man.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Well, you know, because I would say actually, because last year,
my wife and I were filling in for an indoor
netball team and I suggested that we parked about one
hundred and fifty minutes away.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I suggested we run.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
We jogged indoor nepple to warm and remember this, yeah yeah,
And then as we're running along, I tripped. I tripped
on an uneven piece of pavement, which the council should
bloody sort out. Yeah, and fell forward and scuffed my
hands and my knees up. I put myself and Doggie
as Mike would put it in front of my shoulder.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yeah, and that was in public as well. Look, I
want to validate your feelings here, Keezy, because I also
had a fall over over the holiday break. Oh no,
I was my partner and I were out where my
dad lives, right, and there's a lot of bushwalks and
stuff out there, and I was like, this is my
favorite area, this is my favorite walk. I'm going to
take you to be so lovely and romantic, going to

(52:55):
go through a lot of bushwalk We get our a
little Fitnes s gears.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Are you that intense when you're talking to it?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Oh, you're going to love it.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
It's a beautiful perform now and you're gonna come with me.
So I say it like that. She's right on board, right,
We get our Fitnes skis on. We go for this
lovely walk. It's a beautiful day. It's maybe like it's
a good couple of k's over the top of a
hill and back down, so it's nothing too crazy, but
you know, it's a nice walk anyway. So we're going
up this gravel path and da da da da da
all the way over and very smooth, no drama. All good,

(53:24):
well done. We literally get to the bottom of the
walk at the end of the walk to go out
the gate of the trail and in the walk and
go home. Walk complete walk, complete moment I take. I say,
oh geez, that was a bloody good walk, wasn't it.
No dramas. I literally take the next step that I take. Yeah,
my right foot goes and I'm doing a hand action

(53:47):
to Chris so I can explain it to him. My
right foot lands and slips inwards. Oh, my right foot
slips and left doesn't take out your other foot takes
out my other foot. Your gumbo slips on the gravel
takes out my other foot. I fall to the right
and I do a complete twist and I end up

(54:07):
rolling down the last part of the hill. So and
a horizontal roll like a barrel and donkey kong.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
So because whenever you fall over, you tried to turn
it into something cool or like chill, but you turned
it into like doing roly pole.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
It was like it was like a slip move try
to regain a step and then end up and doing
that twist barrel, roll down.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
The rest of the help and when you came to
a stop, did you at least put your like elbow
down and pretend you're lying in like a cool position.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
No, because I actually cooked myself. Oh you would seriously
my shirt. Yeah, this is the most embarrassing. But shirt
came up, grazes all over my back from the gravel.
And you know, like nobody wants to fall over end
of this shirt for come up, especially even especially if
you're a big fellow. It's like pull your shirt down.
That's the first instinct. So my shirt comes up, I
roll down and then I've just got bleeding grazes all

(54:55):
over my back for the walk home.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Well, she seriously picked out by she was so turned on.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio HODAK.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
It's brand new from the Black Seeds Compassion on the
Hurdarchy Breakfast Show with Keezy and Pugs but the locals
only Action.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Pugs absolutely and I saw that song. Oh, firstly, we
premiered that song last year. We did came in with
them and then we debuted it. And then I actually
saw them live over New Years at a festival. I
went to called Matta Kana Rama, which was out in
Lee and Hey, let me just say this. I was
on the same lineup as the Black Seeds, so you're

(55:31):
on the slam on the Black Seeds and they performed
that tune live and all I was thinking that entire
time was it's amazing that these guys are on the
first night of a festival at eight pm like they
were the pinnacle like that. That's that's peak New Zealand
music right there.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Yeah, and they've been doing it for so long that
are the masters of it.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
It was just like a slick, professional, flawless operation.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Speaking of slick and professional operations, we've got Beck from
the Day Show in the studio with us right now.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Bick, how you go? I Beck?

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Hi, guys, how are you really good man?

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Good holiday for you.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
I had a week off last week. I filled in
you know you heard my voice over Christmas, all over summer,
all over summer. And then I got to do my
first holiday in nine years. Really yeah, I had aliday
no because I was doing comedy. So anytime I had
a holiday and went away and did comedy, so this
is the first time I just got.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
To chill with my work. And this is what's interesting
about Beck is the way you spent your time on holiday,
how you relaxed.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Do you just want to inform us how you did that.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
I went gold prospecting on the west coast of the
South Island. Camp camped up with the sand flies, and
me and my partner Q we just panned for gold.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
So that's that's so interesting.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Because Beck walks in, because you've been doing the show
from the South I'm from christ Church, and she's like,
do you guys want to see my gold? And I
was like, hell, yeah, please, and she brought out the
smallest jar I've seen, not a jar, more of.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
A viol it was.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
It was It was a vial of gold sand. It
was so and just because it was probably like if
you were to use your thumb and your finger to
pick up a little amount.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Of sand, which is how I do all my units
of measurement.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Yeah, and that's how I pick up all my sand
as well. And you whether then put that in a vial.
That's how much gold you had. How much was that worth?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
No idea?

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Probably a buck a dollar, I would say.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
It's like a pinch of salts worth of gold.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Yes, yes, yes, So it's worth probably a dollar. How
long did you spend?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
About twenty hours? But it's not a bit, you know.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
It's about being around the camp site and having a
chat to all everyone else that's doing the gold prospecting.
Everyone's got a theory on where to go, where to
dig your whole.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Yeah, it's very cool.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
And so did you witness anyone really strike it big?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Um?

Speaker 6 (57:46):
The dude Steve O who was camped kind of behind us,
he'd found a really good patch and he was getting
like corn flake size sort of wow, you know.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
And so there's still there's still gold in them hills.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
There's still golden. Then hell are though protective over the
area once they find a certain spot on there, panning
for say the as soon as you leave alone.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Yet once the more porks have gone to bed, you
get up in the morning and you go back to
your whole because it's not you can don't really claim
it because shall I say, yeah, slap Phut Creek.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Was where we were right.

Speaker 6 (58:16):
It's open for the public. Anyone can guys, it's not
like you have your own claim that.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Yeah, so it's public, but you would respect it, say
like old mate there, Steve, Oh yeah, you would let
him do it.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Go in and dig.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Over.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
No, don't Persson as corn flakes. Geez, not old Steve.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
He'll get you. Well, that's bloody interesting.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Big.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
You are back on the after ten o'clock tonight today,
which is very, very exciting.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Are you going to go gold prospecting again?

Speaker 5 (58:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (58:42):
I'm looking for my next holidays and I couldn't get
to Maybe next weekend it might fly down for Bug
I have.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
I've got gold fever.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
That's the funniest hobby I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Great one day, if Big leaves Radiohoda, it's because she's
gone full time gold prospecting.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
I believe you, Joe.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
I want to be a digger driver and I just
want to holes for gold.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
That is outrageous. Big will be with you after ten am.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
In the meantime, Pugs play some tunes Brother Rage against
the Machiney The.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Holdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Holdarchy.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Well, it's almost ten am, and that is Pugs and
Keysy's Hodacky Breakfast Show. Done and dusted for the year. Pugs,
she's all done, We're all done for the year.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
A year.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Well, I mean are we ever gonna do this again
this year?

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Probably not? I hope so.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
I had fun Actually Saturday, Pugs, I hope we do too,
and you know what, I'm sure we will fill on
fill in on breakfast at some point, but it's been
an absolute pleasure. The reason we are done on a
Thursday is because tomorrow afternoon, from four pm, the Big
Show is officially back on.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Here.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
You can actually come and join in two for the
first live show. It is at Bruco Mount Monganui four
or seven. Everyone that shows up until they're run out
gets a free Backbone T shirt and of course, of course,
of course you'll have Hoity j and old Moggi back
on deck as well. Cannot bloody weight, Pugs.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
I can't wait either. I've been really looking forward to
having the Big Show back and seeing what other shenanigans
we can get up to this year, and what a
way to kick it off.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
The Hot Spring SPA TA twenty Black Clash and Association
with Wolfbrook is also happening on the sat D. There
you've got Jase commentating that me, you and Moggi will
be in a boat on the Old Side boundary there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I can't wait I'm going to wear my boardies. You
going to be cool rusty board shorts or they're rip
cool now they're rusty rusty.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
What are you doing for the rest of the day, Pugs.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I have got a fear bit of Edmund to do.
Actually read that, because obviously we've got the live warm
up show tomorrow afternoons. You've got to get all the
gear and stuff from here to take down to Totengup.
I'm going to grab all that make the podcast for
this and then hope to get a workout and then
play PlayStation.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
For the rest of our bloody good aka the life
of a breakfast host. Let's hey, you do it well,
New Zealand. Thank you so much for having us for
the last few days. We'll be back as I said,
four pm tomorrow afternoon and then every single afternoon for
the rest of the year as part of the big
show from myself and old pugsn. Thanks for listening and
we'll see you tomorrow at four pm at Bruco Mount Monganui.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Say yolout that love you