FULL SHOW: Insults To The Chef

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hauraki Big Show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Actually, Keezy,
do you play the sexy music? I'm feeling a bit
sexy today. Oh, g'day New Zealand. Hope you're having a
great Thursday afternoon. It's the 10th of September, 2026, and you,

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my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, and
it's brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Crave-worthy street food.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh, you just ruined it. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I just completely lost it then.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I had a half.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
And it's gone.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I know.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Bring it back.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Are you ready? Bring it back.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
God, as always, never ceases to amaze me. Look at you, Mogie,
and your massive white pullover. Looking like an absolute stallion.
You could wear a potato sack and you'd still be hot.
How's life, mate?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Getting pretty grousey, you mad dog. You sick son of
a bee. I'm wearing my, I like to call it
my boyfriend's sweater.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
So picture, if you will, old Mogie. He's naked in
bed after quite a vigorous night of lovemaking, Keezy.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
A night of it. A night of it, man. He
rolls out of.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Bed there, a couple of kilos of sleep in each
corner of his eye, reaches to the ground to find
something to cover up with, and all he can find
is his boyfriend's oversized sweater.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah. I get your vibe. I'm getting it.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
And that's what I've got on now, Keezy. I wondered
why you weren't wearing pants. Oatmeal.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I know you're wondering what the colour was, Keezy.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's oatmeal. Is that oatmeal?

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's oatmeal.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I said white. It's definitely not white. It's oatmeal. Oatmeal.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
What about you, Keezy? What are you wearing? G'day, fellas.
I've got my Tony jacket on.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, you too.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
My Waz hat.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm ready for a big Thursday, man.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
It feels like a Friday. Can I say that?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'm not happy. Should we make it Friday?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Okay. Thursday is always my hump day because it's so
close to Friday, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's a bit of a, it's just edging you around there,
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Now, Jase, I don't want to offend you there. I
know you don't generally like this question, but is that
a new jersey? Because I don't think I've seen it
as a North Face black hoodie. I get the feeling
that it's potentially new to you, but it's not new
because it's lost the, it's a hoodie and it's lost
a string around the neck there that would normally be
in the holes.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'll be honest with you, Mogey. It's a hoodie that
I normally wear around home, but, and I really like it.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
It's really warm and comfortable.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
It looks comfy.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
But my daughter always steals it.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Always.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
And I'm always walking around the house effing and jeffing going,
where's my damn sweater? And then I realised my daughter's
got it. So she gave it back to me today,
so I'm wearing it today.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
And what happened to the drawstring in the neck?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I yanked it. Yeah, you did. What's happening on The
Big Show with Old Mogi.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Another day, another opportunity to get yourself into the draw
for Would You Rather. It's Waz or Cars. Listen out
for the cue to call and you might find yourself
the winner of one of the greatest trips of all time.
Also going to be having a bit of a chat
to you, Hoare J. You've had an issue, man.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, I really do.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
You had another dining out issue. I guess when you
spend all your time dining out, that's where you're going
to have your issues.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
For sure. For sure.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
But coming up next, fellas, we asked a question. The
Big Show asked, can AI be used for good? I
saw something on social media last night that makes me
think maybe it can. It gets a bad rap, doesn't it, AI?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I'd be interested to hear about this one.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Because I've had negative experiences with it.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Here's Audioslave.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yes indeed, Sheehan there on the Hauraki Big Show this
Thursday afternoon, the time 15 minutes past 4 o'clock.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Fellas, I was laying in bed last night just thinking.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
You know? Sometimes I like to do that, Keezy, clear mind.
Just clear my mind and just see what comes to me.
And I was thinking about AI.

Speaker 7 (04:27):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
You heard about this, man? I have heard about it, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Are you talking about artificial insemination or intelligence?

Speaker 7 (04:33):
Intelligence. Artificial intelligence. Have you not heard of artificial intelligence?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
No.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, it's different.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I was thinking insemination. But is there such.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
A thing as an artificial insemination, Jase, if there ends
up being a pregnancy in a child born or.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
A cow born?

Speaker 4 (04:50):
I don't think there is.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's not the insemination that's artificial. It's the method. It's
the act of sex. That's the thing that's artificial now.
Because oftentimes you'll find, Keezy, rather than having a cow
or a horse, for example, with a penis... you'll have
a vet with a big glove on, and it'll stick

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at the end of it.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's the part, to me, that reeks of being artificial. Now,
I've watched videos, and you've watched videos.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Well, I've only watched videos you've sent me.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's right. We get the one horse there, and the
one horse gets the other horse going. Now, that other
horse is going for it now, and then right at
the last minute, they get rid of that horse, and
then in comes the bloke with the glove on. Oh,
the old switcheroo. The old switcheroo, they call it in
the farming industry, Keezy. Next thing you know, the cow
or horse has been inseminated. So there's nothing artificial about

(05:46):
the insemination. So for me, AI has always been artificial intelligence. Right,
so that's what we're talking about now is the intelligence. Well,
we don't have time now.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
We've run out of time.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I mean, we could quickly touch on it if you want. Well,
I was lying in bed last night and I was
watching a video there and it got me thinking that
actually maybe artificial intelligence has got a bad rap because
there's a lot of talk about privacy concerns, Keezy.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Job displacements, like your job's going to be gone soon.
They won't need you for this type of work.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
What, on radio?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Well, just the panelling stuff, you know.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
It'll all be machines.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
But I'm mainly here for my content, though. High development costs,
the waste of water and all that sort of thing.
But there's some really good stuff as well, some real positive.

Speaker 7 (06:32):
See, I would disagree because a lot of the stuff
I've seen to do with AI, sure, it can help.
But at this stage, I think it does a lot
more bad than good.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Right.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
For example?

Speaker 7 (06:40):
So, for example, we use the Hodaki Big Show. We
put a video up last night of the three of
us working at Reburger.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
It's quite fun.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
Fun little video there. And then someone's put in the
comments a photo of me on all fours. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
On the floor of Reburger looking back over my shoulder.
Classic Keezy.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Classic Keezy. I know, right?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
But then I was like, I don't remember doing that.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
No.

Speaker 7 (07:03):
And then with Jase's Come Dine With Me video, there
was a photo of me on all fours with Jez
on my back.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Not for the first time.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Jase's cat. I'll be honest with you, Keezy. I think
it's just become unconscious for you. What do you mean? Well,
I think when you get a bit stressed or you're distracted,
it's your natural go-to to go on all fours and
looking over your shoulder. That's right. It's what you do
when you're nervous or anxious.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'd be really concerned if you were going for a
high-powered job interview, for example, and you're freaking out, that
you would suddenly drop on all fours and look over
your shoulder in the interview.

Speaker 7 (07:38):
So you're saying that those photos that people have made
aren't actually just AI.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Photos and they actually happened. Yeah, they actually happened. And
it's funny that you use those as an example because
that was exactly what I meant, which was great because
those things actually did happen. And yes, there were images
of you on all fours looking over your shoulder in
one instance. as you say, with jizz on your back. Yeah,
Jase's cat, jizz. But the AI sort of gave you
a tidier haircut.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
And put on your Tony jacket and another one. I
just thought, what a great use of AI. Just a
slight tweak.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
To be fair to Keezy, substantially bigger ass.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
My ass is huge in the Reburger one, which, to
be honest, wasn't too upset about.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah. A little bit of extra junk.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
But, yeah, I guess that's my point is that, yeah,
if you go and have a look on the Instagram
there anyway, the Hauraki Big Show, have a look at
those images in the comments section and see what you think.
But what are some other examples there, fellas, of AI
being used, like in this example, for good?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah, for good things.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
For positive reasons. Well, it's creative, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
For things that will change the world for the better.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
Well, if anyone's got any ideas, 3483, text it through.
$ 50 reburger vouchers up for grabs. And if anyone's had
any experience with the artificial insemination as well.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Either AI, 3483, $ 50 e-burger vouchers up for grabs.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah, good stuff. We're Stone Temple Pilots.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Green day here on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is 4.29, which means it's time for....

Speaker 7 (09:18):
What's on the news?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
With me, Casey. Fellas, huge news right in the tech world.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
This morning, Apple announced the new iPhone 18 and the
18 Pro and the Pro Max, right? So it's the
latest iPhone, blah, blah, who cares?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (09:37):
They also announced their first ever foldable iPhone.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Okay, so it's closed and on the front there's a screen,
but if you open it, there's an even bigger screen. Wow.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Folds out like a book.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Now, Samsung and a few other companies have already been
doing this for a while, but the reason I bring
it up is because I would like you to guess...
How much for one of the new Apple foldable phones, right?
let's go for the top level the top level with
two terabyte storage alright so you've got a crap load
of storage.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
There two what if you can imagine a big garage
yeah with all your storage so you're putting all your
photos in there and everything like that yes yes now
two of those garages wow yes a big Whereas the
standard person would just have a little garden shed. You've
got a letterbox.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
That's huge.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh, it's big. Wow, okay.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
So you can get it with just the letterbox or
the garden shed, but you've opted for the top-of-the-line double garage.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Can I ask, what phones do you fellas have? What
is this, 18?

Speaker 7 (10:36):
I think I've got a 15.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Couldn't tell you. I've got no idea. They all look
exactly the same to me. I don't really care.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
I've got a Samsung 86.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
You're the man.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
So.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Have a guess.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
The new foldable iPhone. Two terabyte. You go first, Jase.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'm going to go 1800.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
1800.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Good guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be cheap.
I'm going to go three and a half grand. Three
and a half grand.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
For the top model.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
The top model of the foldable iPhone is $ 6, 599.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
You're joking. Six and a half grand. So it costs
more than a laptop. A laptop.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Now, get this.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
The entry-level one, right? Oh, that's the entry-level one. No,
that's the top one.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
The entry-level, cheapest one with the little letterbox, Jason, instead
of the double garage.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
$ 4, 199.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, jeez.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
But you look, am I right in saying that if
I'm at the bus stop?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Steering at my phone. Yeah. That I'll look cooler than
the other people? Oh, you'll look sick.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, good.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Well, that's worth it. But if you're spending six grand
on a phone while you're at the bus stop, you
know what I mean? Well, I can't afford to get
a car or anything because I.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Spend six grand on my phone. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Because how much did you spend on your phone, Jase?

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Oh, I think it was about five or six K.
Was it? Yeah, something like that. But that's outrageous, though,
isn't it?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
What else does it do other than have too many screens? Look,
I don't know. It must have some pretty good features because,
as I say, like a laptop, Like I've got one
of the little ones, whatever they're called. Yeah, one of those, exactly.
And then I've previously had a MacBook Pro. They went
for about $ 2, 500. They might be up to almost $ 3, 000 now.

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So what are we doing that's $ 6, 700? I'm going to
go out on a limb. Taking the piss?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, well, you are taking the piss.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Taking the piss, that's it.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
I'm going to go out on a limb and say
it's got something to do with the fact that it's
in a lot more of a compressed space and the
foldable screen technology. I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I'm just tubing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
And the other thing is... Ramageddon.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Ramageddon.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Have you heard about Ramageddon? The price of Ram is
through the roof thanks to AI.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, what I was going to say is this maybe
got some correlation with the AI chat we were having earlier.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
The insemination.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I know what you're thinking, Jase.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
So he's thinking of like actual Rams? Yes. And the
artificial insemination, whereas I'm talking about Ram.

Speaker 7 (12:57):
No, no, no. I'm not talking about getting a Ram.
I'm talking about Ram that is in like a memory
in there.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
It's like ROM.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Like ROM.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
No, it's not. But it's RAM.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
There's RAM and ROM.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah. Right, okay.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Look, to be honest with you, man, that's stupid.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
It is stupid. Can I ask this question of the
audience out there? Would you buy one? I don't want
to talk to the people who are sane and wouldn't
buy one, but I'm interested to know from the people
that would buy one.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
And I guess why? And I think the one that
most people would go for is the entry-level $ 4, 200 one. Yeah,
I mean, what world are people living in? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, I reckon.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Dog squad money, man.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Jeez. I reckon.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. One simple question.
One weekend of a lifetime.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Would you rather?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yes, indeed, Wazel. Cars, you decide.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
New Zealand, two amazing prizes. Whichever way you go, basically.
Whichever way you go.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
What you could do is.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
You know, win this competition and then go to the
grand final, the NRL grand final. Hopefully watch the WAS
and then two weeks later go to Bathurst.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
You know, on your own dime.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
If you're planning on going to Bathurst or planning on
going to the grand final, you could try and win
the other one and do both.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
How good. How good. I mean, I don't know if
I'd stick around for a couple of weeks to go
to it. Although, if the Warriors won the grand final,
tie one on for a couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Yeah, just have a party.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Sleep for a couple of days and then boom. Into Bathurst.
They'd come back a shell of a human. Oh, yeah,
how good. It'd be so good.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
How good.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
G'day, Lizzie. How's life?

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Good.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Good.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah, good, thank you. Tell me, Lizzie, what do you
do for a crust?

Speaker 5 (14:46):
I'm an accountant, but I'm actually on parental leave at
the moment. I'm four months old.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Double backbone.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Is that your first little kitty there?

Speaker 5 (14:56):
No, actually, I was sitting and it's your guy's fault
because I wrote him to meet Katie Nitz and he
told me to fill my boots and go again.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I don't know if you know this, Lizzie. We tell
a lot of lies on this show.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
A lot of lies.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
He said you've really screwed it up on everyone so
he knows I'll have another.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
And that is 100% true. That is true.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Have you named it after a member of the big
show perchance?

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Actually, as a boy, we were going to name our
wedding day, we were going to call it Parker.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Parker.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Actually, that's a really good name, Parker.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah. I like it.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I forgot about Parker from Thunderbirds. Oh, good stuff.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Hey, Lizzie.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Girl, actually.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Girl's rule, man. Girl's rule.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Maybe Lady Penelope.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Milady. Milady.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Lizzie, what are you going with, Waz or Cars?

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Waz.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, good on you. Lizzie, well, good luck, mate.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, good luck with the kid. Hey, and have a third.
It only gets better, eh, Jase?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Go four, Lizzie.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
Go four. The Horty J special. You hold the line there, Lizzie,
and Pugs will put you in the draw.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
G'day, Bobby, you mad bastard. How's life?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Great. How are you boys? Yeah, very, very. You're sounding
like you're having a great day, Bobby.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
I'm having a massive migraine, but you boys just made
my day better.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Usually because of migraines, actually, so that's good. Bobby, what
do you do for a crust?

Speaker 7 (16:26):
I'm a nurse at Nelson Hospital.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
That is a backbone. Good on you, mate. Massive backbone.
Bloody oath. I'll tell you what. The old bloody migraines
aren't to be messed with. I used to get them
in my teens. Oh, did you? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Total blackout. Used to vomit.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
It was a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Growing pains, eh, as well.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
It's just the fact that I've got a massive head
and honker.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Hey, Bobby, are you thinking Waz or Carsman?

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Warriors all the way, baby.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Warriors all the way.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah, baby.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Good on you, Bobby. I like the cut of your jib.
You hold the line, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Good luck with the migraine.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Thank you, boys. Thanks, mate.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
A couple of fizzed up listeners there, fellas. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
At the end of the day, if you win this prize,
you'll get three nights in Sydney with shuttles to and
from Bathurst, both Saturday and Sunday, if you choose cars
or if you choose Waz. You once again go to Sydney,
have the weekend of your life at the NRL Grand Final,
and you go to the races on the Saturday, to.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
The Randwick races. Yeah. Peak way too early, have an
absolute blowout.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
And then feel like shit for the Grand Final.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I'm pretty excited. I've got my flight over there. I
haven't got a flight back. That's something of a concern,
but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it there, fellas.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, mate.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
And I've got a ticket, so I'm fizzing. But I'm also,
I'm really stoked that I'm going to be going on
the Sunday afternoon. So I arrive a few hours before kickoff.
Get stuck in. Might be the smartest thing I've ever done.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah, yeah. It's a good call there, Mogi. In the meantime,
here's REM.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yes, indeed. Jimmy Eat World there on the Radio Hodaki
Big Show this Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
The time is 4.51. Let's talk TV. What's on the
telly with Mike Minogue. That's right.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Fellas, last night I watched a movie. We had a
couple of the stars in here yesterday afternoon, Jackie Van
Beek and Johnny Brough. The film is called Mum, I'm
Alien Pregnant. It's out at cinemas now. Um, great cast
in it. It's got those two, obviously. Um, it's also
got Arlo Green, um, who seems to be in everything,
but geez, he's a, he's a bloody good actor. Um,

(18:39):
also Hannah Lynch in the lead, Yvette Parsons as well,
and a bit of a who's who of other supporting
cast here and there. Those are all New Zealanders, right?
All New Zealanders. And it's, um, Well, it's pretty much
it says it on the label. A woman that's living
with her mother ends up becoming pregnant to somebody else
who lives at the sort of housing estate type set
up that she lives with, that she lives at. And

(19:02):
this guy is essentially half an alien.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
He's half alien?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
He's half alien because his mother, Jackie Van Beek, got
abducted by aliens.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
And inseminated. Not artificially, can I say that?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah. Very fishily.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, okay. Officially. And then had this kid, Arlo Green,
who's now half an alien.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Half alien.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
I didn't know that was how it worked.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
That's how it goes.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Far out.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Anyway, she gets pregnant. And the way that the aliens work,
and I don't know if you know this, Key Uzi,
but the pregnancy goes very, very quickly. It advances very quickly.
The gestation period. The gestation period, which is beneficial for
a movie that's about an hour and a half long. Perfect.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
So it's her becoming pregnant Realising she's pregnant And then
all of the issues that she's having with her body
It's in the sort of same vein as Bad Taste,
and there is some weird sort of grossy-out stuff. You
saw some of it, Jase, with me yesterday afternoon when
we watched the first half hour of it. But at
the same time, that's really funny. So it's like Peter

(20:03):
Jackson's Bad Taste. So there's some gross-out stuff in it,
but it is also really funny. But can I say...
A significantly better film in terms of the production value
than Bad Taste was. That was very much of its time.
These guys know how to direct. The acting is great.
The script was really tight. It's really brilliantly made. Yeah,
so all I can say as it comes out today,

(20:24):
go and watch it. I'm going to give it... got
about 15 minutes to go sadly.

Speaker 7 (20:28):
And the issue is right because you guys know those
people you've been in staff movies and tv shows with
them mate you know but.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
You couldn't come on here and go oh one buzzy
well i tell you what you wouldn't because number one
they wouldn't choose to be in something that's garbage and
then when they're in it it instantly elevates it johnny
bruff is hilarious jackie van beek is one of the
best actors that we've got in this country um yvette
parsons is absolutely hilarious she's very funny and Arlo Green's
a brilliant actor and the lead who I had not
seen before Hannah Lynch is really great as well so

(20:57):
I'm going to go three and a half buzzies it
could go higher I understand it's got a huge climax
at the end of it as well but get along
and see it it's really fun really funny and it's
about an hour and a half which straight away makes
it three stars or three buzzies for me mum I'm
alien pregnant and cinema's now.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I went to the theatre oh you did last night
yes and Just see you play at the Basement Theatre.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
I believe it was called Eating Mangroves.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
It was Mangrove Eaters.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Oh, Mangrove Eaters.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I saw it the night before. Yes.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yes. Yeah, yeah. And can I just say, first and foremost,
I've done a lot of shows in the basement.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
It was good to be back.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, how long's it been?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
It's been.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Literally years.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Oh, wow. So it was kind of nostalgic to go back.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Is this the thing, Moggy, you've told me about where
when you've seen a play and you don't know how
to comment on it, so you comment on, for example,
the venue first.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
Oh, right.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
You lead with that. It just flooded me with memories, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
And it's just down the road from you as well, Joe.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
And it's just down the road from me.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
No, look, I really enjoyed it. And what I enjoyed
about it is.
It took me back to the enthusiasm I used to
have doing theatre and all that sort of stuff when
I used to love it.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Before I became a cynical old bastard. That's right. You
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
And it was written.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
By two of the people in the play.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah. And I love the idea that there's young people
getting out there and giving it a crack and giving
it a nudge. And the audience really enjoyed it and
I enjoyed it too. I'll be honest with you, I
didn't love the play. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
But I enjoyed the performances. Yeah, 100%. Sugar Ray Bruce.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yes, very good.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
One of the leads and also writer on it. And
she is a fantastic actor. And Zach Tamati is another
one of the co-writers. And I'm pretty sure he's a co-writer,
but also an actor. Those two are on Frank's books,
along with you, Keezy.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
You mad bastard.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
Frank being Mogi's agency. Oh, yeah, we should clarify that.
It's just not a guy called Frank. By the way,
coming up after 5 o'clock, the Hodaki Big Show is
heading down to the Dunedin Beer Festival. Wow.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Thanks to our mates at Emerson's.

Speaker 7 (22:59):
And to celebrate that, Emerson's have made a special brew
for the big show.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
It just needs a name.

Speaker 7 (23:05):
So text any beer ideas through on 3483 and you can.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Win yourself an Emerson's hoodie.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Oh, how good.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Also coming up after 5, a bit of improv.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Massive backbones, hope your Thursday isn't dragging its arse. You're
listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Crave with your street food, freshly made with Reburger. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Fellas, just on Reburger, I've got an apology to make
to Reburger in our next voice break.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
In the nest.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
In the next one. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
I feel like I betrayed them somewhat.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Well, just clarifying, because I told a story last week
or earlier this week. It was earlier this week.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Jeez.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
When I was really hungover, then I went and got
a burger for breakfast at 10.30.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:55):
But it was from a competing restaurant. And I felt
really bad. But then I was like, well, hang on.
I don't have to swear off any burger that's not re-burger.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yes, you do.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Do I?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yes. Well, if I remember correctly, they weren't open. No,
they weren't open. 100% they weren't open, yeah. There you go.
You forgot that bit, eh? Yeah, well, I was very hungover, mate.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. And also coming up, too, on
that front, it's going to be a bit of an
apology session, really. I've got to apologise to one of
our very loyal listeners who I bumped into last night.
Because I feel like I sold them under the bridge
a little bit. Ah, yeah, right.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
More like, oh, you sold them under the bridge. I
think you sell someone down the river.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yeah, is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
And sold under the bridge. Maybe we'll look up the
meanings of each of those because.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I've got a bit concerned about both of them.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
I knew a guy who bought something off someone under
a bridge and then he.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Went to jail.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Right, okay.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I know a guy that bought something under a bridge.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Not good.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Or rented it.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
And also on that front, by the way, fellas, I'm
going to need your help because I've got an issue
and I need to, you know, get your guidance on it.
So we may have to do a bit of an
improv around it so we can sort of, you know,
flesh it out.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Put it on.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, there's a lot on.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Portie J needs a lot of help. And I tell
you what's also going to help, I've been alive.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Arctic Monkeys there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time, 12 minutes past 5 o'clock. I
had a bit of a shocker last night on the
food front. And first and foremost, I want to make
an apology to, because as you know, we were going
out to a theatre. So we thought, oh, we'll get

(25:38):
a quick bite to eat, my wife and I said,
before we go to the theatre. Now, normally, because I said,
what about burgers? And she said, yeah, I'm into that.
Normally we would have gone to Reburger. Unfortunately, Reburger's a
little bit far away from where we were. And there's
a joint really close to where we live and we've
never been in there before. It looks quite nice. So

(25:59):
I said to my wife, why don't we go there
and then we can go straight to the theatre? She said,
great idea.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Right, okay.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
So that's my apology to Reburger.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Well, you didn't say sorry. Oh, sorry, Reburger.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
There you go. First time ever.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Boom, done. So we went to this place and, you know,
it's got your stock standard kind of burger arrangements.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
What's it called?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Tell you what it's called.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Um.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
You know, and as I say, nice decor and all
that sort of jazz. And so I ordered a pretty
standy Angus beef burger. My wife ordered a fish burger.
And then we sat there for about 25 minutes. And
there were two other people in the joint. And it
was like 25 minutes. It shouldn't take 25 minutes to

(26:42):
make two burgers. Well, that's my opinion. So anyway, the
burgers come out. And frankly, they were abysmal. I mean,
I wouldn't have minded 25-Minute Way if the burgers that
came out were like the bomb. Just like really good burgers. Now,

(27:04):
my burger is meant to have Angus beef patty and
pickles and all this sort of stuff on it. The
bun was so old that when you started eating it,
it literally disintegrated in my hands. And so I was
trying to eat this burger, and the bun was so
old that it just fell apart, and I've just got

(27:25):
food everywhere.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
It had no sauce.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
No sauce at all.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
No sauce on my burger. No pickles.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Did you order it without sauce?

Speaker 7 (27:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I'm absolutely sure, because I love a lot of sauce
on my burgers. Right.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
My wife got a fish burger, same thing.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Her one's disintegrating because the bun's so old. Old bit
of hokey, crumbed hokey in there. No sauce whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Did she order it without sauce?

Speaker 4 (27:55):
No, she did not. She loves a bit of sauce, Keezy. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
So hers fell apart. There's about 50 bucks. $ 50.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, to be honest, at Reburger, it goes further than Reburger.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I know.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
I know.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
And we didn't even get fries or anything. Got a drink.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
So anyway, we were sitting there.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
I was effing and jeffing because I was a bit
hangry because I didn't finish it all.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
And then a dude walks in.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Off the street. And he goes, good eating, Hoity J.
And I went, yeah, man, not too bad. And then
he was like, oh, I'm a big fan of the show, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I went, yeah, good on you, mate.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Backbone.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
You're backbone.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
And he went and sat down and ordered a burger.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Because of your recommendation.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Because of my recommendation.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
So if you're listening, and I think he is because
he said he listens to every show, I'm sorry, mate.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I'd love to hear from that guy and find out
what his burger experience was.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
It was a shocker.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Now, I'm assuming, Josie, you didn't say a word to
the proprietor.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Now, this is where I need your help.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Because I was legit effing and jeffing about it. I
was like, that was so bad. The issue that I
had was that there was a very pleasant young lady
who was serving us, and it looked like she was
trying to deal with a lot of stuff. And so
I didn't have any issue with her, and I didn't
want to go up to her and go, I'm sorry.
But that was really bad.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
But it's not her fault.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
It's not her fault, but she could pass it on.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
But it's the only way to communicate the message. You
want the message to get through.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
You want the message to get through. Now, what I
do when I'm running a slum burger joint is I
put a young woman out the front that nobody wants
to tell a bad word to.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yeah, I see.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
That's the first thing I do. Yeah. But you need
to tell them because what they need to know is
it's now at the point where we're noticing. You're cutting costs,
you're having a go, understood times are tough, but But, yeah.
Now we've got the stale crumbling buns, man. Now we've
got the no sauces, no pickles, $ 25. $ 50, yeah, for two.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Shut it down. Yeah. Pack it up.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
It's for their own good.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Move it on.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Well, don't close the store down.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah, well, I mean, you know.

Speaker 7 (30:04):
So what you need is an improv. We'll do a
run through of how to politely pass that message on.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, because that's what I struggle with.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, well, let's do that next. Okay, all right. That'll
help you, Jase.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Fine.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
In the meantime.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
There's the Foo Fighters, fellas.

Speaker 2 (30:21):

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Cake there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
The time is 5.24 and we were just talking before
about how I find it very difficult when I'm in
a restaurant if I've been served a really bad meal.
to actually say something about it. I tend to just
walk out, pay my bill, and just not say anything.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
And not go there ever again, and that'll show them.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Yeah, and not go there ever again.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Whereas it can actually be helpful and constructive for them
to know.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Yes, that's right. So they can address it.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
If you were running a restaurant, Jason, you were putting
out food that was substandard, you would want to know,
especially if it was an accident. If you were doing
it on purpose... Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, it'd be like... Well, yeah, what do you expect?

Speaker 7 (31:03):
Well, so we figured an improv is probably the best
way to do it.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
I think so.

Speaker 7 (31:07):
Because I used to struggle with this exact same thing
and I worked on it and I actually think I
can genuinely teach you.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Something that works for me.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Okay, good. That'll be good, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, let's get into it. One, two, three.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Sound speed. Lights. Camera.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Action.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Now it's time for the Big Show Improv.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
So for this one, I'll be the customer.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
Mogi, you're always quite good at just figuring out a
character and coming in.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Thanks, man.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Later on.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
But I think, Jase, it'd be quite handy if you
were the person behind the counter.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Okay, sure.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
So that you get a taste of how it works.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Front of house.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I'm not going to be good at front of house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
And just remember, obviously, you're very polite when you do this, right?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Well, yes.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
100%. So that's the key.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
All right.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
So I'll just find some restaurant ambience.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
It's very busy.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
It's obviously doing a thriving business.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
All right.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
You ready?

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Hey, excuse me.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
How are you? Good.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
What was your name? Could you lose the cap, please?
We don't have caps inside. What, a hat? Yes, we
don't like people wearing hats.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
But you're wearing a hat. Why am I not allowed
to wear a hat?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Well, that's the moniker of the actual restaurant.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
So the restaurant's allowed to wear hats, but why? Can
I just call cut there? Chris, you said that you're
really good with dealing with these people that are front
of house, and straight away you can really argument. Pretty
standard to be asked not to wear a hat.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
And then straight away you're into a sort of a
combative sort of a set up.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Thank you, Moji.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
I thought he was a bit combative too, actually.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I've been to a lot of restaurants.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Not heaps.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
Not like in a rich way, but I've been to
a lot of restaurants and I've never been asked to
take my hat off.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Right. So you've got to, I would have thought you'd
have to adapt. Maybe you're the wrong person for the job.
Fair enough. Right. Let's just not get bogged down.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
No, sure. Here we go. Hey, excuse me. Sorry, mate.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I'm not serving you any more beers. You've had plenty.
All right? Yeah, okay, fair enough. We don't serve intoxicated
people here.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
No, that's 100% fair enough.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
And could you lose the cap, please?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Okay, yes, I'll take the hat here.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Has this been it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, good. Okay, cool.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Hey, I just wanted to have a chat to you
about the meal that I was served.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Oh, yes.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
My wife and I came here for dinner and, you know,
we've walked past the place a lot. We thought we
must go in there and try it. We've come here,
we've tried it. It's our first time.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
We ordered the burgers.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I had the Angus burger, and the buns are quite
noticeably stale.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Oh, that's deliberate.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
That's where we get them from.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
You get them from stale.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
No, no, but they're not actually stale. It's the kind
of bun that they are. Right, okay.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Very similar to a sourdough.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
It's a specialty of this actual restaurant.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Right, so it's not stale, it's intentional.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, it's intentional, yes.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Right, okay.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, mate, your hat's really bugging me, actually.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Well, I'm holding it next to me.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
And this is what happens when people tend to have
a few beersies. They get all uppity.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Take a look around the place, mate. Take a look
around the place.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Everyone's enjoying themselves.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Well, they're not really. They don't enjoy.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
You're down, Buzz, coming here.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
If you've got a problem, just go out there and
don't come back, mate.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I'll just cut you there. Fellas, once again, you're getting
a bit combative.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah, Keezy. Yeah, Jase.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
What?

Speaker 7 (34:17):
Well, I'm trying and you're just focusing on the fact
that I'm wearing a hat and calling me drunk.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Keezy, why don't you take your hat off? I did
take it off, remember? Well, I think the problem is
that Jase is very much a method actor, and he
can see that you said that you'd taken it off,
but here in the studio, you've still.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Got it on.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
So for this improv, I have to take my actual
hat off? Yes, I think so. Will that make you happy, Jase,
or make it easier for you to do your acting?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
All right, fine.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
I'm going to take my hat off, right, if it
means that this doesn't get stupid again, all right? Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Hey, excuse me. G'day, mate. How you doing? You that
guy from the radio show, The Big Show?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, it's me.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Oh, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, how you going?

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Don't use our bog, mate.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
No, I won't. It's funny stuff.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Hey, just the food I ordered.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
I've never seen you without a hat on.

Speaker 2 (35:03):

Speaker 1 (35:12):
I think I'll have myself a beer.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
The Radio Hauraki Big Show. Name our beer.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
How good would that be, fellas?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Naming a beer.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Naming a beer and having your name on a beer.
Your name. Well, not necessarily your name, but a name
that you thought of.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
You could buy it for your mates and go, I
gave them that name.

Speaker 7 (35:36):
The Big Show has a new beer, thanks to Emerson's.
It'll be at the Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival
later on this year.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
It is a tropical hazy pale ale.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
Now, we're looking for name suggestions on 3483, so text
them on through. And everyone that we, well, choose a
few of them and dish out some brand.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
New Emerson's hoodies.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
They've given us a whole bunch of them that are
bloody good.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
So far, my favourite's Sri Honka Hazy. Yes.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, I like it because it's clean.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
It's clean, it's crisp, and it does the job.

Speaker 7 (36:05):
And you know who it's talking about as well.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
It's a shame there's not two of us, because then
it could be called Twin Beaks. You know, like the show?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
It doesn't work, though. Well, to be fair, it's only
you two that have got the big beaks, so it
could still work.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Come on, man.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
You must have had a few beers yourself if you
think that, man.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
I'm looking at your side profile.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
My soad profile. Your joe profile.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
It's pretty shocking.

Speaker 7 (36:30):
Just looking at the texts here, a few of them
starting to come through, which is bloody good. This one
straight away, jizz fizz.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Look, we've had it before.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
And I still love it. I still love the jizz fizz.
Someone here just wants to name it shocking bastard.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Well, yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
I mean, that's an obvious one, isn't it? It might
get vetoed. Here's the thing. We've done this before, and
I'm surprised that they keep coming back to us because
every suggestion we make gets the kibosh. Well, it's because
they're all filthy. We only had a couple that even
got past the censors last time. Do you remember that?

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
And I think it was one of only two options
that wasn't fouled. That's the issue is our audience, clearly,
and it's nothing to do with us.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
No, no.

Speaker 7 (37:10):
They're obviously filthy. Maybe if we go to the phones, fellas.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Yeah, okay, let's do it. G'day, Kevin, you mad bastard.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
How's life?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Good, mate.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Is she all good?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, good on you, mate. How's the beautiful toe pull today? Oh,
she's a bit hazy, mate.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
She's not too good today.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Oh, a bit hazy, just like the big show beer, man.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah, but have you got a name for us, Kev?

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah, I thought you could call it the Midnight Steamer.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yeah, I like that, man. The Midnight Steamer.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Nobody's going to get people wanting to have a few
beers and calling something after a grogan.

Speaker 7 (37:44):
Yeah, but also it sounds like people that don't know
what the Midnight Steamer is, it doesn't sound filthy.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
No, that's true.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
It's a good suggestion, Kev. Wrap your lips around the
midnight steamer, you reckon, Kev?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Yeah, or the hazy midnight steamer.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Oh, there we go. Hazy midnight steamer.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah, not bad. Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Go on.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Thanks, Kev.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
You've got yourself an Emerson's hoodie, mate. You hold the line.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Oh, beauty. G'day, mate.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Let's go to another person here.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
G'day, Jordan, you mad bastard. How's life?

Speaker 7 (38:10):
G'day, Kev.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
What do you do for a crust, Jordan?

Speaker 3 (38:15):
I'm an arborist.

Speaker 7 (38:17):
Arborist?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Arborist, yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Oh, yeah, nice. Backbone.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Shocking bastard.

Speaker 7 (38:20):
Have you got a name for us there, Jordan?

Speaker 5 (38:23):
I was thinking incomprehensibly hazy.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Incomprehensibly hazy.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah, sure. That would go straight through.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yeah, I think it would. There's no filth whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
You don't want to throw the word jizz in there somewhere, Jordan? Well,
it's funny you should say that, Keezy, because we've had
one come through here on 3483. What do you think
about this one there, Jordan? Cloudy with a chance of jizz.
It's clever stuff. Maybe hazy with a chance of jizz.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Maybe.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
Jordan, you've got yourself an Emerson's hoodie as well, mate.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Good on you, mate.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Mate, it would be out the gate to have a
beer that you've named.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
It would be.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I'd be walking into the nearest bottle store and saying,
give it to me.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I want it.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
I named it.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Giz it.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
I'll be giving it to all the whanau and friends
at Christmas and stuff like that. I named that.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
That's mine.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
I did it.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Hey. Z. Hello.

Speaker 7 (39:19):
Nice, Mogey.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
See what you did there?

Speaker 7 (39:21):
Emerson's, by the way, they are the ones making the
beer for us to celebrate the Dunedin Craft Beer and
Food Festival. We're going to be down there. If you
want your tickets, dunedinbeerfestival.co.nz. shaping up to be a doozy
can I just point out to the person who's texting
in on 3483 yes we can see that you're texting
in bird shit jizz but we're not going to read
it out yeah yeah yeah we don't want to be

(39:41):
saying that sort of stuff no not at all man
not at all who's going to drink.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
That Here's Royal Blood.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Tune in weekdays at.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
4 on Radio Hauraki.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Yes, indeed. Led Zeppelin there on the Radio Hauraki Big
Show this Thursday evening, the time 5.48.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Fellas, today was the opening of the Oasis documentary, Don't
Look Back at Anger.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Fellas there. It's all about Oasis. I don't know if
you've heard about them, but the brothers Liam and Noel
there didn't talk for 15 years.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
That's quite some time.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
It's a long time for brothers.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
It's a long time. They've got the footage from their
last gig in Paris where a French guy, I can
only assume he's French because he came out onto the
stage and he spoke into the microphone and he was
speaking in French. And he said, sadly, the event's not
going to take place this evening. Noel and Liam have
had a massive fight backstage. They've broken up immediately. This

(40:40):
gig tonight is off. The entire tour is off. and
Noel will be updating why he dislikes Liam so much
later on on their website. Yeah. That is legit.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Wow. To be honest with you, though, man, I didn't
really know what the breakup was. I knew that they'd
broken up and that they were at loggerheads with each other,
but I never really knew the story of it.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah, and it was always a battle for who's the best.
You know, who's the most important? I write the songs,
but I'm the lead singer. It's all a little bit ego-driven,
you know?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
And so, anyway, the question's always been, will they get
back together? And, of course, they did, and it was
one of the biggest tours in history. People– it would
have taken over everybody's algorithms. It was really weird. Like,
even people that weren't into Oasis were getting hammered with
Oasis content. And I went over to Wembley. I saw
one of the concerts over there.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Incredible.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Incredible. And it actually– The whole place, so Wembley, which
is about 80,000 people, everybody on their feet singing every
single word of every single song.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Growing men like me in tears singing these songs. It
was a very, very weirdly emotional thing. I don't know
what it was. So to watch this film, I was
really interested to find out what happened, what the conversations
were like between the two of them that brought them
back together. But what was interesting is the band rehearsed for, say,
five weeks, and then Liam came in and started doing

(42:01):
the singing. Every day he'd walk in, they'd start playing
the set list. And then as soon as he'd finished
his last lyrics, the band's still playing, he'd just go
pick up his bag and he'd just walk out the door.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Right.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
That is so weird.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Like, that was what was happening for the current tour.
During rehearsal.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
So every single day for five weeks of his rehearsal,
he would walk in, they would start. Last song, pick
up his bag, out the door. No sticking around having yarns,
no ironies, none of that.

Speaker 7 (42:33):
That's the equivalent of just getting to work at 8 o'clock, starting,
5 o'clock hits, leaving. Yeah. You know what I mean?
You're not friends with anyone there. You're literally there to
do a job.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
That's right. And that was without Noel. No, Noel was there. Oh,
he was there as well. Yeah, the whole band was there.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
The whole band, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
So he was there for that. But it was because
he was taking it so seriously and he didn't want
to bugger it up. And I was there. I went
with my wife. And I thought I'd be in absolute pieces.
I had a few tears here and there because it
sort of goes around the world and it shows what
it means to everybody around the world. And what's really weird,
and we sort of talked about this on the podcast
a little bit, is most of the audience is about
30 years old. So they weren't even alive when Oasis

(43:10):
had their first run. But my wife was in tears
as well.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
At times she was. And she's not a huge Oasis fan.
But it might have been because I wouldn't give her
my popcorn, Keezy. She wanted my popcorn and to have
a drink.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
On my- Did you have a jumbo one?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I did.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
And to have a little sip on my Coke. Might
have been your BO as well. Is that why you
think she was crying? Yeah, she's mentioned it to me
before off air. Four busies.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
I saw it on IMAX, I'll be honest with you.
I don't think you need IMAX. Yeah. But it's bloody good.
It didn't quite have the interview stuff that I was after, but-
Even if you're not a fan, it's an absolute gem.
Or alternatively, just wait and it's going to come out
on Disney Plus in the coming weeks.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Yeah, I'll probably do that.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
You won't even do that. I don't think you need
to watch a documentary IMAX. You know what I mean? No, well,
this is what was brilliant about this. The concert footage
is really good.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
But it's also really big. And so it gets a
bit blurry as you're sort of swinging your melon around
trying to take what's going in. I think it's almost
better on a smaller screen. All right, well, should we
play some Oasis?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Let's do it. Let's do it, man.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Oh, tune.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
Supersonic, man.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:22):

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Thursday's going along
very nicely indeed. It is 6.03 and you, my friends,
are listening to The Big Show brought to you by ReBurger.

Speaker 7 (44:37):
Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that will seriously
change the game.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Scrumptious.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
What did you have for dinner last night, Mogi? Great question.
I've got no recollection of it whatsoever. In fact, I
don't think I had anything.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
That's two nights in a row you haven't had dinner.
They've gone out the night before, and last night there
was just nothing. Yeah, I can't remember even getting home.
I remember watching a movie with my wife and my brother-in-law.
That was good stuff. Maybe I snuck some popcorn or
something around. You didn't go home via a pub or anything,
did you?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I didn't, no. Nothing exciting. Nothing exciting there, fellas. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
And I can also tell you, I don't know what's
for dinner tonight.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Well, that's the issue.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
It's like we'd like to chat about it.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I know.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Well, it's just going to have to be the two
of you.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I might actually text your wife tonight and just say,
you know, could you start telling Mogi what he's having
for dinner when he comes in?

Speaker 7 (45:29):
Why don't we just get Mogi's wife on for this
break every show?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Not a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Not too bad idea.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
What's your number?

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Yell it out to me.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah. 0- We'll do a phone drop.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
A phone drop, yeah. We'll drop our phones.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Is that how you do it?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
A phone drop.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah, we'll just drop our phones. What about you, Keezy?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Something to do with chicken and halloumi. That's all I
picked up.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I said to my wife. Chicken and cheese. Chicken and cheese.

Speaker 7 (45:55):
I said to her, hey, do I need to get
out anything from the freezer? And she said, oh, I've
got to check what we're having.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
I was like, oh, okay.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Then I went to golf and came back and then
I asked again and then she was like, oh, I've
got to check. She finally checked and she's like, shit,
we need to get the chicken out of the freezer. God,
she's got a mouth on her.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
No, she doesn't. She's swearing. She just said, what did
she do? Dropping S-bombs.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Oh, she said shit.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Yeah, she actually did right.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
That's terrible.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
That's shocking.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Like, if I said that on the radio, I'd get fired.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yeah, you would.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
What are you having for dinner, Jase?

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Chinese. Chinese? Chinese.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
What, like, are we talking your sort of sweet and
sour pork?

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Well, I haven't seen the menu yet, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Western Chinese.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Jase, Jase. Funny you should say that. I'm thinking sweet
and sour pork.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
So it's like a classic Western style.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Well, it's a place just down the road.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Right.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Or is it your Szechuan?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
I go past it all the time, and it looks good,
so I'm.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Going to give it a crack.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Because hot pot's Chinese. Yes.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Yes. But I've burnt my bridges there a little bit.
I've got to give it a break. So I'm changing
it up a bit. Once again. I went somewhere different
last night. As I mentioned earlier in the show, it
was a disaster. But these are the risks you take
when you go to different places.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
They are.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Where are you going, New Zealand?

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Tell us on Tuesday when we do What's for Tea.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Tune.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Can I say that?

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah, you can, mate.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Here's Pearl Jam.

Speaker 2 (47:12):

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yes, indeed.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
You too there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Thursday evening. The time is 6.27 and fellas, I've got
a bone to pick. I've got a bone to pick.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Hello, Pugson.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Ooh, it's Pugson. Evening, fellas. I.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I mean, if you're picking a bone, Jason, I'm in here.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I've got a feeling.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Just not specifically you at all.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
But if you do say, I've got a bone to pick,
and then, oh, Pugs, can you come in here, please?

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
And earlier on when we were sort of hyping up
this segment, you said, oh, Pugs has been sending you
heaps of emails.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
So reading between the lines, oh, Pugs. And you bit
my head off in Studio B.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Yeah, yeah, well, you were just half-assing it a little
bit in there. I've got certain standards that I like
maintained on the show. Anyway, now look, we all have
a bit of a joke on the show, don't we, fellas?
I don't. You know, about old Hoity J. Hoity Janus.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
I have a joke about Hoity Janus.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Hoity Jizz.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
And Hoity Jizz.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Or the Jizzbot. The Jizz Palace. All that sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Jizzbot.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
You know, because every now and then I have been known,
I think it's fair to say, to procure a bag
of chips or two for the fellas. I'd love to
know the numbers.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
You steal chips almost daily from the ACC.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
You don't anymore, though, Jase, because they're all gone.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
That's the only reason he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
They've taken the boxes.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
And these are chips that the ACC have got to
give away to people and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Well, these boxes are the bastards. You know what I mean?
It's just all a bit of a laugh.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
A bit of a laugh.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
You know what I mean? And I see you guys
because I'm sitting in here sort of going through the show,
what we're going to do next, et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera, and you guys are banging on about how
hungry you are.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (49:17):
But in order to get the show going and functioning properly,
I'll go and get you some chips. All right?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yeah, but then you eat most.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
What's the bonus?

Speaker 3 (49:28):
We have this perception that old Hoity J is a
bit of a thief. All right?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
There's been a few things of late where things have
gone missing.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
For example, I believe Pugs Arm was sent some very
cool stuff, which he had on his desk.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
Oh, that's right.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
An influencer pack.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
An influencer pack. And I'm pretty filthy about the fact
that he gets sent stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
What was in there, Pugs? The things that... A beret? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
No, I get those myself.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
What was in there was like a miniature tiny little
USB digital camera.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Did they ever turn up?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
No.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Gone. A tiny camera, like really small. Like a keychain camera.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Sounds cool.

Speaker 7 (50:05):
Like one that would fit perfectly in Jase's hands and
be almost like a regular camera.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
It would sort of be like an IMAX camera for
Hootie Jizz.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, true.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
And then there was something else that went missing as well.
It literally got stolen so quickly that I don't even
remember what it was.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
And then John Tugud, of course, he's released this book.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Which I believe you're reading at the moment. I am.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Home Again, it's called, Jase.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
And there was a copy of that on the desk.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
That's gone. Now, I keep receiving emails when Pugsan lost
his stuff on his desk, when this book went away. Fellas,
do any of you happen to know what happened to blah, blah, blah, Jase? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Can I just add something to that? That was to
all three of you.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
It was.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
And so anybody getting an issue about that, you might
think that they were projecting.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Me think thou doth protest too much.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
So I reply to these accusations and I say, no, sorry,
Puck's got no idea. And then he replies every time,
just bring it back, Jase, when you're finished with it.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
That's funny.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Just bring it back.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Just whenever you're ready. Just bring it back.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Once I admit to stealing chips, I'm not a thief,
all right? I have not.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Stolen your camera.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
And there might be the odd thing lying around that, no,
it's been there for ages and stuff I might pop
into my bag.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
But I'm not stealing your private property.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
All right?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Let me make that clear.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
Can I just say I went over to the other
side of the building today and I saw on somebody's
little miniature desk fridge a note that said, big show,
do not steal. And I was like, what is this?
And they said, oh, well, we've had a couple of
soda cans go missing. And so we assumed that it
was you guys. So your reputation is leaking into the

(51:49):
rest of the building.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Is that actually true?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Is that true?

Speaker 3 (51:52):
That is 100% true.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
That happened today.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
This is what? Big show.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Please do not steal.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
You're a shocking bastard. I haven't stolen anything ever.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
This is bullshit.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah, well, where's it all come from?

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Who is the only one that drinks soda in this?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Keezy.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Keezy.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Thieving bastard.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Yeah, I drink soda.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
Yeah, but who's the only one that steals shit?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Fine, it's me. Sorry, fellas.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Just bring back John Tugend's book and the tiny camera,
all right?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
I will. And the can of soda as well. Oh,
the camera's out. I had it in the bath because
I was taking a few pics here.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Oh, that's why you need such a small camera, right?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Yeah, just... Keezy!

Speaker 2 (52:24):

Speaker 3 (52:31):
We's are there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Thursday evening.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
Fellas, I've got some great news. You know, over the
past couple of weeks, me and Jase have been chucking
the footy ball around quite a lot.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yes. Having a lot of fun. Tossing the pigskin.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Tossing the old pigskin.

Speaker 7 (52:49):
And it's been a lot of fun, Jase. We've broken
a few things.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Well, let's be accurate. Keezy's broken four things. I haven't
broken a single thing.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
I'll tell you what. It's been a real joy watching
a couple of unks go at it.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Bogey.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I get it that Hootie J is an unk.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
I get that.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
But come on, man. I'm putting them on the chest
every single time, right into the brain. I watched you
today and actually J's complained about it. They were coming
right in at the ankles, weren't they, J's?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Shocking. If I was running on to that at pace, Keezy,
it would be a disaster.

Speaker 7 (53:20):
Well, the great news is, J's, we'll finally be able
to see it because I've been doing some research into– because, J's,
you're 39. How old's Ma'anonu?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
44. 44, yeah. He's still out there. He's still a unit,
isn't he?

Speaker 7 (53:31):
The way you've been passing that pigskin around, I'm like,
we have to, before you do get too old, you know,
you can't do this when you're in your 50s, but
before you do get too old, we need to sign
up because I'll do it as well. We'll play a game,
a season of club footy together. So I've been looking
around at all the different clubs we could join. So
you're in town, right? So the best one could be,

(53:53):
you know, we made a lot of jokes about college rifles.
We could consider them Eden Rugby Football Club.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
You guys couldn't play a season of touch rugby. No,
we could.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
So this is for March next year, roughly, you know,
is when they start gearing up.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
So you're going to start training now. Well, we'll just
get ourselves into condition.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
What do you think? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
If you need somebody to hammer you on a tackle,
I can help out with that. I don't think you can.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
I would love to, Keezy.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Constantly rugby club?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
I've signed up for Social Netball.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
No, that's okay.

Speaker 7 (54:23):
That's Tuesday nights. So, yeah, I think Ponsonby Rugby Club.
What I'll do is I'll put some feelers out.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, could you?

Speaker 7 (54:28):
Because I've got one mate who could potentially come on
and have a bit of a yarn about what kind
of conditioning we'd need to do.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
But I'm fizzed up. To get to play a season
of footy, and I think the listeners will be fizzed
up too.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Well, I just feel bad because I'd be playing in
the game and you'd just be sitting on the pine
all the time.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Hey, that might be it.

Speaker 7 (54:46):
If I'm not good enough and I have to sit
and watch as you do the bizzo, then that's the reality.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
How heavy are you? Because the other thing we could
do is look at the weight. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
Are you under 85?

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Well under 85.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Okay, what about weight-wise? So you are under 85?

Speaker 3 (55:08):
I'm under 65.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
So it would be little nippers.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Jase, you've regaled us with tales before when you were
a captain of the second 15. You were 17 and
all of your teammates were 13.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
It sort of feels like that's going to have to
happen again.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Yeah, well, that's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Little nippers.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
I mean, if it's a little nippers league.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
I think you'd be a great captain.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
I would dominate.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
But the issue is I can't play nippers because I'm
a full-grown adult.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
So maybe that's a good idea. Jase can play with
the young'uns there.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
The little nippers.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
And you're out there in prems. No, because I want
to play with Jase.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Because I'll come and watch you play, Keezy.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
So this is the way.

Speaker 7 (55:45):
I want to be throwing a short ball to Jase
through the gap.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Right.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
And so if you want, we could do under 85s,
and I will lose 5 kgs.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Well, yeah. Okay. Oh, that makes me feel better.

Speaker 2 (56:02):

Speaker 3 (56:14):
The Hodaki Big Show. Well, there you go, you massive backbones.
That's the big show done and dusted for your Thursday night.
Make sure you tune in tomorrow, Friday, Throbber.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
How good.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
And the disclaimer today, I don't have a clue what
the clip will be.

Speaker 7 (56:35):
The disclaimer being our bonus podcast we do every day.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 7 (56:39):
Comes out at 7.30. This is a clip talking about
Hoiti J's chipping issues.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
At least everything else in the world disappears, I'd imagine.
You're only thinking about this part of your life that sucks.
Not all of the other areas of your life that suck.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Oh, no, they infiltrate as well.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
You know what I mean? Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:59):
This is why I'm in a miserable marriage.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yeah. Old Hoity J there. You've got to keep punching, man. Yeah,
we do.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
We do.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
You've got to keep throwing punches. Absolutely. But that's probably
the problem. You're throwing punches, you should be swinging your
golf club.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Yeah, I should just be laying down. Yes. You know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Having a little snooze.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Speaking of which, what are your hopes and aspirations tonight, man?
You know what, man?

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I'm probably going to have a bath and I'm going
to read some more book. I'm reading Johnny Too Good. Oh, yes.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Johnny.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Oh, honey, too mickey. I'm reading his book. And it's pretty,
pretty good.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
It's interesting stuff. In the bath with Johnny Too Good. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Old Mogey.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Old Mogey and John Too Good in the bath.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
It's interesting stuff there. It's interesting their work ethic. They
always wanted to be huge and they worked like bastards.
They weren't just stumbling around, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
And he regarded himself as a very good cricketer, Jase.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Did he?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
A very good cricketer. He used to captain Wellington College.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
And in his team was Mark Ellis.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
I find it hard to picture.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Yeah, he was a pretty good cricketer as well, Mark Ellis.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
I agree with that.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
I can see that.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Yeah, but Johnny too.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yeah. I hear you.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Mark Ellis, of course, the front man for Supergroove. Bellas.

Speaker 7 (58:16):
What? Come on, man.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Up to, Keezy.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
What are you up to? Oh, yeah, cool.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Thanks for asking.

Speaker 7 (58:29):
I'm going to go home, and my wife and I
are having chicken and halloumi something.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:34):
Which, yeah, so I'm looking forward to that. And then
we're going to watch Outrageous Fortune, because we started season
two last night.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Very, very good.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
And then she'll go to bed, and then I'll start
late playing video games.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Oh, my hamstring. What are you up to, Jase? It's funny, actually, because...
I'm meeting my wife in town. We're going to eat something.
There's a Chinese place actually not far from here and
I've walked past it so many times and it always,
it looks like it's always pretty full which is always
a good sign.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Full of what kind of people?

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Oh, just all sorts, all sorts.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Of people and so I've said.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
To my wife, how about we go and check that
place out and then.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
What did she say?

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Yeah, she said, keen, keen.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
And then what did you say?

Speaker 3 (59:19):
I went, sweet.

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