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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Hodachey Big Show with Toledos, all the good stuff,
No nasties try it today.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big heaving show. Really Jason Hits, make Mono
and oh good a your advice. It's great tavy company
on this. I suppose it's an all right kind of day.
It's Friday, first of May, twenty twenty six and as always,

(00:31):
if you can be bothered, you're listening to the big
show brought to you by Toledos. Out with the old brands.
They've had their turn to Lados is near.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Clean, mean hydration, good a MOI stallion house Alive.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
You're going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your sex under me?
Aren't we lucky to be alive? Feelings totally man, that's
no offense to dead people.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
No quite clear about say it. I'm glad you say that.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Beautiful day to day sunny bastard, chili bastard. Yes, my
kind of day, man, absolute creegie, thank you, thank you.
I walked into work it was so nice. Yes I
say walk, I mean I went on a lime scooter.
People were shouting out to me out the window. Mogi legend, Yeah,
cool scooter, you loser. Yeah yeah, that sort of stuff

(01:23):
what about you crazy people been shouting there that you
lately met.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
No, No one's been shouting at me lately. Had a
lovely lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, boy, he had lovely, same lunch you did.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Come on in rooftop bar Auckland here lovely to celebrate
this this Wild Foods Month thing. So we had this
delicious meal when it was really lovely, the sun was shining,
there were free drinks, and in the corner HODJ there
in a backbone T shirt and who of the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, when you pers on the end of his nose
flipping through buzzies on Instagram, when.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
You say that we had the same lunch, I would
disagree with that. We ate the same meal, but apart
from there, our lunch was very different. I ate all
of my meal, Yes, you ate one third of it,
well two thirds of it, and I gave my other
rib to pugsn. I'm more talking about the busy side.

(02:15):
We're keysy head about seven or eight, and I had
a glass of water.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Moon.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
You're a big bone, you think you Hey, Now listen,
really really big days day, Huge day. We give away
the chill to Magic round and around five o'clock, So.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
If you are in the draw Hog killing mech This
is Mogi is my time to shine? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I just want you to reiterate what I'm saying. Hey, Mogi,
what's on the show? What's happening on the big show
with old Mogi. Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
As Jason's already mentioned, today we announce the winners for
Magic Round. We're off to see the biggest game in
Buckball League over the fifteenth to the seventeenth of May.
I believe it is today. We draw it five o'clock
on the dot. You are going to have one more
opportunity to get into the drawer for this, so keep
your ear tuned to the wireless for the Queuter call

(03:09):
and give us a ring on eight hundred Horaki. Not
only that, we've got Jack Lamb, but the UK comedian
coming in for a bit of a yarn. We've got
this robber and we've also got a bit of a
chat about Hoidy. J It's the first day of the
big bet Jase. You've given up vaping, yes, and we're
gonna have a bit of a chat about that.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Man.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Just see how you going as we are every single day,
every single day we're going to check at Mizzy on
this brother, because we are behind you one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Sure. Here's Pearl Jam for.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki Cake.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Friday afternoon.
The time is fourteen minutes past four o'clock. It's time
for the big pole, a big pole.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
And based off the back of our big bet we've
got going on, the big poll is can Jays give
up vaping for the month of May? Get onto Instagram
the Headache Big Show and have your vote.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Have your say. Jason's day one, mate.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
We've got a bet going on. Yes, you you two
are both beting me one hundred dollars each that you
Jays can give up vote vaping and smoking cigarettes for
the month of May. No supportive tobacco or nicotine products
outside of the gum.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes, or I don't mind patches that they make me
itch Mogi to be fair, so I probably won't do
the patches good. I get very scratchy with.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
You, and so if you can't do it, we then
have to give Mogi each one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I thought you'd take it on my bed.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Come on, stop it, Okay, this is just a cut
and dry. Bet we either pay Mogi or he pays us,
and you'll feel healthier in the long run.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Sure, Day one, How are you feeling? Um? Because I've
been in a great nud um look a bit angsty,
to be honest, a more ansty than I thought i'd feel. Yeah,
it's just because you know, I have a pattern to
my day and the pattern's been disrupted somewhat. Yes, you
know when I go and have oh, just take a

(05:10):
moment and have a suck. Yeah, you know, I just
have a vigorous suck and everything will be all g.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
But you can still do that, just not with a vape. Yeah, true,
find other stuff to suck on.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Can you talk me through your habits?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
When you start the day, generally speaking, now, when you're
at your old house, what you would do was, and
you and I had our habits as well when we
staid on the show. But you get up in the morning,
you'd have a cap of coffee, You go out into
your sunroom or out onto your deck, onto the deck there, man,
and you would you would blast yourself a dart. That
was the way you started a day. Now, that is
a hard habit to shake.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, and I think back in the day and looking
back on my journey years through smoking, that was the
hardest one to cap. It was the first one of
the day with my coffee, because that's so good. You
know what I'm talking about, mate? Do you know how
good it is at first?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Today?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Not at all, it's not just all, but for me,
for me, it was, And to be honest, every cigarette
after that was downhill.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
But the trouble with it is you've had the first one,
so then you're in the habit for the day, aren't you.
So you're off to the races again. So then I'm
assuming that you made it. It was the vaping, yes,
said replace that. But what have you been doing since
you've been pig in the city because your big city
life now, Yes, and you can't vape inside the house
or at least that's what you tell us the apartment.
So what is your habit? What's your first one of
the day?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
M No, I can't vape in the house. My wife
does not approved, even when I scream out it's vapor.
It's not smoke, it's vapor.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
It's because you look like a douchewee you doing it?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Um. And also that's part of the requirements of the
flat that we're into. Yeah, sure, you can't do that.
My habit is generally still to go for the coffee. Yes,
first thing in the morning, have a shower, and go
for a vigorous walk, whereupon I suck upon my vape. Yeah,
but you can still go for the wark. Yeah, well
we don't know. You had our coffee, had our showers,

(07:01):
went out for a walk, and I was a bit forgitty, yeah,
you know, and I was a bit sort of.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
The trouble is eazy that the walk itself is triggering, right,
So if you go on the walk, you start thinking
about the vaping. Now you go for the walk, Well
that makes me think about the vaping now I'm thinking
about So I don't go for the walk. Am I
going to think about the vape?

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Is probably question like, if you're weaning yourself off of caffeine,
you can have DCAF stuff. Is there that equivalent for
vaping or smoking?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Not for JC only gets the game? Yeah no, no,
but like is that a thing?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
You know what I mean? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
They're probably those clothes cigarettes that you have when you're
making film and television, you know, and you've smoked those
clothes cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
And they're a foul mask, right, but they're not real disgusting.
Can I smoke those? You can't smoke because it's not
I mean, it's not nicotina or anything, is it.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
No, I don't smoke anything. You still have your myth though.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
But other than that, I can yeah, well but yeah no.
As I say, I think I'm a bit more than
I thought I was going to be. But other than that, fine,
I tell you what's good for angst SIGGI shit you
shop it. It is the Big Poll. Have your say.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Go to the Hiducky Big Show's Instagram story. Vote there
and when you do it, we'll report on the results.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
There a binding referendum. What no, you can do this, Jase,
there's faith no more.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hdichy.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
Welcome back the Big Show, Magic Realm three bat Let's
put another mad Bustard.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
On the bench. Oh yes, indeed, and just apologies if
Old Pug Sun's been a bit you know, full on
on the phone there he's he's hard into the roids
at the moment. With the old bench press challenge coming, up.
So he's a bit short on the old temper, isn't
he feelers? It certainly is. Of course.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
This is the final chance to get in the drawer
for magic around coming with us the big show over
to Brisbane. There flights and accommodation, taking care of how good?
Three glorious nights of rugby league action, eight games of
footy Caxton Street.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
It is the greatest competition in radio history.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Can I say that it's like my dream come true?

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Man?

Speaker 5 (09:19):
But twice now I know.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
But it's just like it just keeps on coming, which
is great. It's good stuff. Hey, let's go to the
phone Line's good a Sewan? You're mad? Bars and how's life.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Good?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Thanks? Mate, you're stoked. It's Friday, Sean, looking forward to
it week? Yeah, I hear you, mate. What do you
do for a crust by the way.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Company?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Good stuff? And who what you bring with you? Sean?
The wife and the brother.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
It happens a lot, doesn't it, The wife and the brother,
The wife and the mate.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Yes, tough one, Sean.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
It's a tough quession.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Because you've got the person that you feel obligated to take,
and then there's a person that you want to take.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, very very.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Yeah, goodness, go mate, you hold the line all right,
you're in the drawer.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Cheers, get a Liam, your mad bastard. Hell's life.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Oh it's going good mate.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah he had you're looking forward to the weekend near Limb.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, it's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Good. That's the one man.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
How if you won?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Liam?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Can I call you Liam Man?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah? Yeah? Who would you bring with you?

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Harry very glorious supporter. He sucks man.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Someone makes someone Harry, they call him.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
He should take the message.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
But you know, what's her name again?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Lisa? Bloody hell? I mean, what do you go between
Harry and Lisa? Lisa?

Speaker 5 (10:51):
I mean, well, look we'll leave that up to Liam.
But Liam, you're in the drawer, mate. Awesome, awesome, Thanks
for insulting everyone I know.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Get blea in the head bars and house live. What
are your planes for the weekend? Blair? Mate? Shooting mate?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
There's nothing like getting out there with your shorty and
just blasting a few ducks out of the sky and
letting them rod on the ground.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, get on your Blair. Hey, what do you do
for a crust?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Men?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Now, it's all because you.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Went for Charlie Gabb good on you and who would
you take with you? Blair? Definitely mean partner. I wrote
into watching league every weekend, so.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Well you hold the line mate, you're in the drawer right,
thank you?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Good on your mates, and just a reminder, five o'clock
today we're doing the Winner. What are we going to do?
We're going to do them.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
What do you mean we're gonna call them.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
We're going to call them, you know, we're going to
do that. And then we're going to do that like
now five o'clock. Easy, okay.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in four on radio.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yes, indeed the Red Hot Chilli Pipper's there on the radio.
Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon. Tell you what fellas?
Only twelve minutes away from the big cool? Yeah, magic
round excited? Your phone's on if you're in the drawer,
Yeah totally man. Hey let's talk TV. What's on the
Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, Fellaws. Over the weekend I watched a film called
Court Stealing starring Austin Butler.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
He's hot Austin Butler.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, your wife would be a big fan. His Jay's
played Elvis. Yes, yes, he's very good, a bit too
aware of his looks in my opinion.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Zoe Cravin to in it as well, and also Matt Smith,
who I'm usually a fan of, and Bad Bunny, Bad Bunny,
and Leave Schreiver. It's directed by Darren Aronofsky, who's done
a whole bunch of different great films. Black Swan was
one with Natalie Portman Paul.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
That was an intense watch. Was a great film. I'll
never watch it again. It was a tough watch.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
He also he's sort of renowned for that style of film.
He did one back in the Day at drug one
Requiem for a Dream.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Which was pretty intense as well. That's right.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
This one was a tough watch for other reasons. It's
about Austin Butler, his flatmate, his neighbor in his apartment
building goes away and then some people come to recover
some drug money and sort of the storyline, and he
gets caught up in it, beaten up, and all sorts
of bad stuff goes on while he tries to find
the money to pay off the badies. Essentially, Zoe Kravitz

(13:51):
is his girlfriend. Darren Aronofsky is a renowned director. But
the tone of this is all over. The show tries
to be. It tries to be like a almost like
a train spotting in terms of funny and then the
serious stuff going on. It's an absolute ship show. Two
busies out of a possible fire busies. I think it's
on Neon.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Tough watch. I didn't even finish it, to be honest with.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
You, watch five Yeah, no, Ion Pegs would have loved it, though,
have you seen it?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Pegs? Yes, shoulders. He doesn't know what's going he doesn't.
He doesn't participating.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
He's passed up from the long lunch.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
He well, he had a big lunch, didn't he, And
he's just still going.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Now.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
I noticed, what did you watch? We We did one
of those classic things last night. We went, oh, that's right.
You know when you've been watching something and then for
some unknown reason, you get distracted and you watch other stuff, yes,
and then you go, oh, that's right. We were wahing
that series.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Usually because that series didn't grab you though.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh this is pretty good. It was. It was one
I've already talked about called Gone. It's a British drama
a where a headmaster's wife is gone. God's elderly wife
and it was it's a who Done it? Keys?

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Who Done It?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
And it's it's a pretty solid English drama. How far
along are you in it? Ah? Ap to about episode five?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Now some good acting from him, Yes, he does some
of his best work.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Like I said, I've never really been a fan of
his Morrissey is it right he was in Sherwood, Yes,
but he's very good in this, very good five. Give
it a solid three point two busy yes, some three Now.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
I watched Location, Location, Location last night the British one
TV plas can I just say, first time I've ever
seen the episode, and neither of the two featured couples
that were looking for houses got a house.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
I've been waiting for this day, first time ever. This
is with Kirsty.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
This is with Kirsty Elsop and Phil Spencer. Yes, that's
the classic it's up to like season forty, but it's
the first time. Image shows how good the show is
that they haven't found a house for either of the
two parties involved, whereas the New Zealand one, I've never
seen them both get a house or even just one
house like it's that's the difference, you.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Know, What really gets my goat on those bloody shows
is that they go blah blah blah, decided not to
put a bit on the house after all, yeah, that's
not locax months later and found another location. But that's
not what happens on that show. They put a bit
on the house and it was rejected.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
That's not what happens on the show. Specifically, does not
happen on that specific show.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
And that's why I go location location No.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Thank you, Jace, Sweet to God man, here's me. You
ever talked about location agostication?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
The whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodan.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you have Fridays absolutely
going off. You're listening to the Big Show, by the way,
brought to you by Toledo's. Old brands are done.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Toledo's is taking over. No nasties, no compromises tolea exciting
times fellers. It is officially time to shut off the
draw for Magic Rounds.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Thanks to our mates at Boystrip, dot co dot in Zen,
we've been putting people in the draw. Hundreds of people
have been putting this draw and in a few weeks time.
Someone out there right now listening, we'll be getting a
phone call from us. They will be then packing their bags,
they'll be grabbing their mate and they'll be coming over
to Brisbane to sun Corpse Stadium for four nights accommodation,
free flights and three excellent nights of eight games of

(17:49):
rugby league excellence.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah. Man, it's bloody great stuff. It's a hell of
the price. And they get to hang out with the Fells.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Yeah, they get to hang out with the Fellers.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
They cant pounced five minutes a day.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's up from last year, is it.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Because I was told that they are sharing a room
with old Hoidy Janis.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Oh hell good. I can't wait. Yeah, I'll tell you
what we'll do. We'll go to a chum and then
we'll call out two those phones on.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
There's a tune Blude smashing pumpkins. If you've entered the
drawer phone on, we could be calling you.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Surely.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in weekdays and four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
Welcome back for the Big Show, Magic Crown three feet
Let's put another man busted on the bench.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Oh here we are boys. Here we after weeks and
weeks of weeks of putting people on the drawer, we've
reached the moment. Yep, no more putting people on the bench.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
It's time for those people to be subbed in and
officially get them on an airplane, in a hotel room
and brizzy and then over a sunkof stadium for a
week in of rugby league.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Awesome, this give me a boarding, percy a key.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
We'll do, fellas. All right, I've got the winner here,
picked out by pug Son. Oh pugs yep, part you
can tell because reeks of alcohol. Because man, all right,
should I call the winner?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yahool kip them a call? Here we go. Here, we
got a plant call plat cool, Here we go, chill.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
How are we, fellows?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Is this Todd? Is it sure? As Hoidy Jazz? Yeah,
it's Tony, Jiz and Maggie and old Keysy here from
the big shows. How's your Friday going, Todd? Oh mate,
it was already yeah, it was actually a bit rough.
But now she's here a hell of a lot bit
of here, Todd, Todd, have you got a passport?

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Man?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Sure, all right, Tod, I'm.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Gonna need to pack your ship, mate, because you're coming
to Brisbane with the big show.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
How Joe, oh you boy, now you're talking. Oh goody good.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Who are you bringing with you your sicko?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Well, younger brother, he's yeah, excellent, not a hell.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Good Todd, Todd, When did you get yourself from the
drawer for this comp mate? Laugh? Night? Oh, just by
the skill of your teeth.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
That that is amazing, isn't it. That really is amazing
to totally what's your younger brother's.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Name, Josh film home from work? Actually, bloody great, beautiful
all right, so what are you going to do for
the rest of the night, Todd? Celebrate? I imagine I
haven't a couple of jobs.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
I'll say, what for the Well, that's right, you've got
a big a few big game days in front of you,
so it's time to start training, brother, and no time
on the rising hooking beautiful fellows, Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
No worries, mate, Yeah, we'll see in a few weeks.
Big shout out to boys, Chip Dot co Dot and
Zed get your jersey's really Todd seeing a few weeks.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Mate, Cheers fellers, Thank you very much, No worry, You're welcome.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
You hold the line there and Pugsan will issue you
all your trip details.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
He was a bit of a backbone one't he sweep backbone?

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I remember that backbone? Actually.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
I love that he got on the drawer last night. Yeah, yeah,
that goes show you never give up. Fourteen sweeps fellas?
Is it fourteen sweeps and we're off?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh god, I'm freaking out of it. Well, I mean
Todd was loving it, wasn't he. But apparently his brother
is even more of a league, so he is going
to be having a very very good Friday.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
My understanding is that his brother loves his rugby league
and he loves his ady Jane. He can't wait to
sort of sit you down in a corner of a
pub somewhere and get a few beers and just talk
about your career from start to finishing.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
And a big shout out to everyone that got themselves
in the drawer there, hard luck. Hopefully we'll be doing
this again next time. Oh god, it's official, fellas, it's
locked in.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah and big thanks to Alays trip to a Fella's,
The legends there, Religeons.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
The Hidarchy. Big show was Jason Mike and Kezy tune
in four on radio.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Indeed, Foo Fighters there on the radio. Hotarchy, Big show
this Friday afternoon, and congratulations to the backbone tied from
Christi Jenner's brother. Off to the magic round with the Feelers.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Yeah, yeah, it's bloody exciting, it's very real. Now, just
what is the fourteen sleep Smokey fourteen sleeps? Fellers, Gosha
start training.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
For wait, I mean you started today at lunch.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
I had a couple of beers at lunch. Jase, all right,
there's nothing wrong with It's not like I didn't go
full pash.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Look, I'm not judging you. That's bloody.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
That's good to let you hear down every now and
yeah I had two recitements six besies.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Come on, come on, man, no one on this show
will ever judge you, Keezy really yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Okay, it's good to know fellas hey from one exciting
thing to another. Yes, Friday Throbber.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, okay, still going to do it. It's the big shows.
Friday Thromer, Hey, Keys, he always gives me a little
sideways glance now because he's like, it's holy Jay on tours.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Wow, I've literally stopped doing I don't care anymore. But
Jason's really first out. People don't know what we're talking about.
It's saying douche, douche at the right time.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Totally, totally, fellas.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
This is a little something we call the Throbber and
which play a tune. We choose a tune, we play
a part of the tune to get people fired up
for going into the weekend and the Friday night of
having a few beers like old Keesy over there. Responsible
people ring us up on our eight first or two
votes gets the song played. At the end of the year,
we count up all of those votes and then nothing happens.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Now this year we've write, We've writing down every single.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Song, and we as special to be special. That's right,
special special. I'm gonna go first, fellows. I don't think
we play enough negative. I know you love it, Jason,

(24:16):
but it holy was there from Megadeth tune? I love
Symphony of Destruction with that one there, but this one
just had a bit of riff. Do you want to
bring us down a couple of notches?

Speaker 5 (24:28):
They're easy, sure, man.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
This is a tune from when I was in high
school maybe, and.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
It absolutely rules. Hi, Hey, God that I haven't heard

(24:59):
that so and so long. Yeah, And I was reminded
of it the other day and I was like.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
That is a banger. That's the sort of song you'd
pay it, you'd hear in a teen movie.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah, or on the Edge or one of those.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
So what is that? So you play a Megain song
and then I say it's great, And then I play
a song and you guys both.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
And loved it. I really enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
You said it belongs on the edge, which you know
is the highest form of insult. Jason, have you chosen
you get?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
No, I haven't played my boys for months and months,
so it's the deaf tie my god, Jesus. Yeah, never

(26:00):
given them much time care and I'm not having to
go here. No, that's okay. All the songs sound very
similar to me. Yeah to me.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
To me, it sounds like it should be on the
breeze or.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
You decide, what's a call? Oh eight hundred Hodaki in
the meantime? Is that a little Lincoln Park? This is
a throbber as well.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
The Hiliarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on Radio Hoky.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's the big Shoes Friday from Oh damn X. Yes,
indeed you chooseys, you'll kick your weekend off with the
big show Friday Trouber.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Running a bit late today if you've just joined us,
the reason being we just gave away a fantastic trip
to Brizzy to join the Fellers at Magic round.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yell Toddy there stoked, absolutely thrilled him and his younger
brother Mogi. You went, didn't you? Man? I did?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Man, I'm with a little bit of Megadeth. Man had
some drums, jays roof grabbing horses been there. It's a
classic Moggie tune, that one is. I went for an

(27:23):
absolute belter, just right at home my iPod back in
the day. Stuff gots a tune that gets you thinking

(27:47):
as well. Yeah, because I hate everything about you?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Is why do I love you?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, I mean that's love, isn't it? Love? Hate?

Speaker 4 (27:55):
It's just not in my man, even sides of the
same coin.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I look to you. Then.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Indeed, it's the genius of what are those guys called
humper drink.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Days, Grace, what the hell's got to do with this?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
And I went with my boystones indeed naming that song Livers, Yes,

(28:33):
you go to the lines. Yeah, great ideas he gets
a good man bastard Hell's life? Oh you good on
your mates? What are you running with? Fair Scotty?

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Oh? I have to go with Morgie for this one.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
Yeah, good on your Scotty.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Uh get i Ian Hell's life?

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Hey guys?

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Good good?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Good on you mate? What are you running with? Fair?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Ian?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Well?

Speaker 7 (29:00):
I hate everything about cheesy song and Bogie didn't choose tools,
So as soon as I've got a dip those next month,
definitely going with.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
The whole story.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Now we did.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
That was great?

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
That's good Patrick, you're the advice and how's life good? Thanks? Yeah? Thanks?
Make good good? What are you running with their? Patrick?
My choice is gonna have to be with Old. It's
a three way, a three way here.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Who else would we like to join us to to
sort it all out?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Let's go five? Is that dill Bags? Are you there?
Deal bags? Mate? How are you going deal bags? What
are you running with? What are you running with? The
deal bags? You get to the side. I don't appreciate the.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Old, relying on the old, the old.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
I'm going with eggs.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Good on your mate, You're a bloody great new Zealand
the man. You have a lovely weekend, all right.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Deal berg.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Mates, Oh wow, gokey oh Keezy one big one is it?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
It's a big one droutbreaker for you man, No, it's
not droutbreaker.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
F I won last week we went.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Here were the hdiarchy. Big show was Jason, Mike and
Keyzy tune in four on radio.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Do you go your three three days grace?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Man, Tex machine lighting up with support to on three
four eight three, which is great.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah, that's good man Friday Punisher.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Ah, hey, guys, you aware of the technical glitch the
edge appears to be coming through on your frequency. Yeah,
it's good stuff, you laugh. But Old Kezy just won
the Throbble with a bit of three days grace.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Just look at it.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Throb a scoreboard now way out in front on six
wins each Mogi.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
And Old Kezy, which is excit.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
I don wow Yeah, and coming did last on four
ones Whitty Jay.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, to say a little lead for you fellas.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
How did you go last week? Because of course Jason
and I were here last Friday, the Wednesday Throbber.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah yeah, and are making us fools.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Murmuring over the top of the other is just murmuring
a bit.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
You were looked good?

Speaker 5 (31:36):
What are you talking about, sous? Now listen what Jake Lambert.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Jake Lambert is going to be next the comedy festivals
on at the moment, or it's about to kicks off tonight.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah yeah, tonight is the Begala, so officially gets underweight
as officially May as of today, and Jake Lambert is
a UK up and coming comic superstar.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
He is a super hundreds and hundreds of.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Thousands of followers on social media and he was actually
recommended by the other bloke who was in here the
other day, the other UK blow.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, yeah, he's bloody.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Good, mad dog to keep an eye out, but he's
coming and shortly feel us for a chat.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio ho.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Indeed Collective Soul. There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
That's glorious Friday afternoon in the New Zealand International Comedy
Festivals going off Fellas And with that in mind, another
comedian in the studio with us, the one and only
Jake Lambert. How are you mad? Bastard?

Speaker 8 (32:35):
Radio is different in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
It's just this show, It's just this show. That's a
different that's.

Speaker 8 (32:42):
Going out in people's cars.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
So Jake. We had Rob Bickett here last year. Oh yeah,
also from the UK, and he said the exact same thing.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
Yeah, that's crazy, that doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Feel free to say it. Feel free to say it.
Thank you. It feels very nice. We'll see on our shows.
It's a term of affection to say your mad bastard,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (33:03):
I'm sure it is, but it's just that's my mind.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
The other thing we do is we call people backbones.
So you get that in the UK. Farmers in New
Zealand they like to call themselves the backbone of the country.

Speaker 8 (33:15):
Oh yes, yeah, yeah, we got that.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah, so we apply that to everybody. If you're on
the doll, if you're unemployed, you're the backbone of the country.
Anyone's a backbone.

Speaker 8 (33:24):
I'm a comedian. But when you said unemployed, you pointed
at me. Yeah, want you do that.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
But I'll tell you what, ja. You just arrived yesterday
at about mid day. How have a journey for you?
But how good to arrive in New Zealand and we've
turned it on for your man. Weatherwise, it is magnificent.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
It is lovely.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
It was so nice.

Speaker 8 (33:44):
I went out yesterday. I got some bone in my arms.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Is lovely.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
There you go, Yeah, Jake, have you ever come over
to New Zealand and done comedy here before? No?

Speaker 8 (33:51):
Never, first time, first something in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
And have you, like, you know, spoken to your fellow
comedians because you rub shelters with some big names over
in the UK. There have they been like, watch it,
shoulder rubbers.

Speaker 8 (34:03):
I will say what I've been warned of now it's
gone very very tense.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:11):
Well, I've been told that the audiences are so nice
and so polite that they won't actually laugh during the show.
They'll let you know after that they enjoyed it.

Speaker 8 (34:19):
And that's what I'm worried.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
That is very very true.

Speaker 8 (34:24):
Okay, well, good to know.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yeah, but you know well yeah, I mean Jason used
to be a comedian, used to be stand up comedy anymore,
so he would find that very silent during and after.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
Yeah, I don't even get the a couple of us after.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
But there is an element of the New Zealand psyche, Jake,
which I think we don't like to make spectacles of ourselves,
if that makes any sense. And so you know, we
may internally be really enjoying your show, but it stays internal.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Sort of only out by steering daggers at you.

Speaker 8 (35:02):
Yeah, okay, well this is good Tona. My first show
is tomorrow night, and so I might usually the show
is about an hour.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
Yes, what that will mean is you'd say forty five
of material and you and you allow the rest of
the time to be made up by laughter.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
You need to worry about it, but I might need
to put in more material.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Now you'll be home early.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
That's good. We've got UK comedian Jake Lambert with us.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Jake, what's going through you here when it comes to
approaching the first show in a brand new country, because
I've known, like I've gone to see a lot of
UK comedians when they come here. Yeah, and they'll always
dedicate a bit of time to going around Auckland, for example,
where we are finding a few things to reference and stuff.
What's your approach on the very first show.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
I don't do that, yeah, because one laziness fair enough,
So I worry that everything I've spotted another as you said,
another British comedians come and said it six months ago
and they go yea, yeah, this is it. We know,
so I tend to ignore that and then I'll drop
it in later on with you. Just whatever's happening in
the room with the people that are there.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Yeah, most comedians that come over, they'll sort of do
twenty thirty minutes of Lord of the Rings stuff.

Speaker 8 (36:05):
Yeah, I've never seen it.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
A bit, that's all right, But in all seriousness, the
New Zealand sense of humor is actually very similar. I mean,
we get it from the British basic do you know
what I mean? You guys have been doing it well,
but you know, in terms of the stand up comedy
and all that stuff, been doing a lot longer than
we have. But we have very similar senses of humor.
So when we say that Kiwis don't laugh, yes they do,

(36:32):
they'll be pissing themselves with you.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
J Don't worry, You'll be fine.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
But that's that's one thing that I really like about
being a British comedian is countries all around the world
want to let you know that they get English humor.

Speaker 8 (36:44):
Yes, they really want to.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Look, we get the English and the British.

Speaker 7 (36:47):
They feel smart by getting it, and that makes me
feel smart.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Well, for us. We were brought up on it.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
So with the TV shows it's the young ones and
blackhead or and all of that sort of stuff. So yeah,
we're just always we are British, right, we all hear this.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Yeah, we tune.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
This Guns and Roses the Hiarchy big show was Jason,
Mike and Kyzy tune in four.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
On radioy Guns Roses there on the radio Hodarchy that
it's just another little quirk of the show.

Speaker 8 (37:23):
Explain it please, time you say guns, it's just leaning
into the.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
And also like we've got Jake Lambert by the way,
British comedian with us. When we have we have the
red hot chili peppers. I don't know where it comes from.
It's just it's just another weird quirk of our show.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
That's white people don't listen to us, just annoy you.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Yeah, it's very confusing.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Jake. You are from the UK.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
You have come down to the New Zealand International Comedy Festival,
first time coming here. You were saying off here there, Jake.

Speaker 8 (37:54):
That hold on, that was off record.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Another thing on our show is usually i'd throw in
something racist genuinely off here. You were saying that the
reception has been really really good for your live shows
and you've head to ed extras that must you know.
Oh yeah, that's the cockles of your heart. Oh yeah,
I guess so.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
Yeah, but it's fair well, it certainly helps the bank balance,
yea that if you want to honesty, Yeah, because you
know you cash out a bit when I'm here.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
You're coming down to a country at the bottom of
the world you've never been to before, and you're managing
to sell out shows. Do you think that you know,
do you think your social media prisons has quite a
large part to play and I think.

Speaker 8 (38:30):
It's got the only part to play in it. I
guess yeah.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
I couldn't believe it, but people get messaging me and
asking me to come over, so I thought, well, the
worst thing that happens is I come and perform to
twenty people at night and I get a holiday out
of it. Yeah, people keep coming along, so we've had
it extracts in Wellington and christ Thanks guys nice you've
put my sences like that on the show Come along?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
That'd be great.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
And the other thing too, Jake, is you know, just
on your social media, because how many followers do you
have on Instagram and TikTok pretinue no, come on mate.

Speaker 8 (39:01):
For mill isn't it Instagram's about eight hundred and fifty thousands?

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Oh yeah yeah, And so is that like, has that
been one of the like sort of important pillars in
the comedy career.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
Yeah, I think it's for a lot of people now,
even the big TVX sort of finding a way to
put all this stuff online because you get to reach
around the world. You're not you're not waiting for the
show they're on to be shown in certain programs to
be shown around the world, or you can just goes
everywhere instantly.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (39:28):
So I've been able to like come in here, gone
to countries.

Speaker 7 (39:30):
I went to a tour in rec went to Iceland,
I've been around Greece, Germany, because it just can reach everywhere.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Great, it's amazing. Really. Yeah, you know, you come down
to a place you've never been before, and you're not
only selling out your shows, you're having to put on
extra shows. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:46):
Lovely, yesterday I was jet lad. I must have looked
awful in these photos. Yeah, so nice, it was lovely,
but I looked horrendous.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
Well, I recognize.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, Now, listen, when you're on tour what's your sort
of go to What do you like to eat?

Speaker 8 (40:03):
Oh, you're not going to like this answer.

Speaker 7 (40:04):
I like routine, So you're really not You're going to
be so disappointed with this answer.

Speaker 8 (40:09):
You can I'm so sorry. Is like a rock and
roll You're a very cool and I really like at home,
I have porridge every every morning.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
If you say porridge, Jake, I'm going to get very
upset with you. Well with drugs basically, so your porridge
is a good stand the day. Man. It's sad, but the.

Speaker 7 (40:34):
Only place you guarantee you can go to get it
is just a Starbucks. I end up going to Starbucks.
I get a cup of tea because they do an
English breakfast tea and a porridge. So it's I went
down Canada and December toured around there and it took
me every day I was at a different airport to
fly to the next city.

Speaker 8 (40:49):
So that was the route. You need a routine somehow,
So I ended up going.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
To the Starbucks.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
But it took me a few days to realize they
don't call it porridge. It's oatmeal. So you realize how
bleak it sounds being called porridge.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Aspiring word.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
Yeah, but somehow oatmeal even though you're basically say, just
a meal of oats sounds better.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Somehow.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Porridge's big in New Zealand. Though Porridge we've taken it
from the British as well, so you can get that
pretty much anywhere. Oh so really, yeah, so you won't
just have to go to Starbucks.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
This is good tonight Granola as well, if you're ever
that way inclined.

Speaker 8 (41:23):
Not but thank you.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Well, look, Jake Lambert, thank you so much for coming
on The Hockey Big Show and.

Speaker 8 (41:32):
For having me.

Speaker 7 (41:32):
I'm still I'm still I think this might all be
a prank, but thank you. Insane not actual racist jokes,
just joking about the fact that you might be racist.
I think that would be someone's would be over back
the idea of even referencing that you might be you'd
be gone.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Generally genuinely think that Jason's days are numbered.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
On the show. I've been doing radio for a long time. Jaco,
it's time. Yeah, it's time to be Carl.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
And actually, to be honest joke, some of the stuff
you were saying before the show, like you guys would
get on really good. You should split a porridge at
some point if you would like to get texts to
Jake's show Tough Tedds.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Most of them are sold out? Are TheInk tickets available?

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Still?

Speaker 7 (42:15):
I think there's like individual ones, right, I think there's
like seven left or something. Oh well, I say like, oh,
you know, he's exactly seven. It's a random number. Just say,
I think it's something like that, but it's exactly seven.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Okay, So Comedy Festival dot co dot in zi go
check him out.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
You can also check out Jake Lambert online anywhere, but
you probably already knew that.

Speaker 8 (42:34):
Thanks for coming in, mate, Oh thank you for having me.
This was lovely. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio hod.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Ike, welcome back to your missive bank bones. Hope you
have Friday's absolutely going off. You're listening to the Bit Show,
by the way, brought to you by Telego.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Out without Dated Hydration and with Teleda was the new
Standing and clean. I literally likes the gutted villas.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Man?

Speaker 5 (43:13):
My wife and I were like, hey, we've got a
free night tonight. All of a sudden, we have plans.
Now I've been canceled.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I was like, what do you want to do? And
she said, we could go for dinner. We could do this,
we do this.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
I was, Oh, you're getting really excited. I just texted
her and I was like, Hey, what do you feel
like doing for dinner? And she's like, I've already got
it sorted. Went to the supermarket and bought snitzel some
I'm going home to have snitzel.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I was telling, Yeah, man I man. I was telling
Keysy yesterday on the way to the car there Moogi
when we were walking home after the show, and I said,
you know, we bought our favorite noodles and dumplings the
other night. We got home and I was dishing it
all out, and then my wife was putting something in
the microwave and I was like, what are you doing

(43:59):
and just steaming some greens. Yeah, And I was like,
what what? Excuse me? We have all this delicious, spicy,
meaty food and you're steaming greens.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
She's going to live longer than you, though, she definitely is,
But I'm going to enjoy my life so much more
just eaten spicy noodles and dumplings. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Man.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Vap not vaping, not vaping. I tell you what, I
used to make a good snitzel with a lovely mushroom
sauce in the world mashed potatoes.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Yeah, see that sounds great. My mum used to make
stuffed snitzel with ham and chim cheese.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
We're not having that.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
You're just having playing snitzels straight in the pan. I
wish it was crumbed.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Here's Rage and some Machine.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
The whole aking Big Show with Mike and Kysy. Tune
in week days and four on Radio hod Ike Radio
Hotache celebrating food Fighters new album your Favorite Toy.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yes, indeed, in your chance to win New Zealand your
chance to win.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Either you get a copy of the brand new food
Fighters album your favorite Toy, or you get a toy
from the toy box that Dave Grohl himself dropped off
to the studio.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
A foulers believable prize.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Now it says here that for this particular situation, it
is what is it? A toy from the toy box? Okay, yeah, Nogi,
you can pick it today.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Now, how did you ever get to Chris? How you
pick it next time?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
All right?

Speaker 5 (45:40):
And you also have the privilege of picking that massive
honker every day, So Mogie needs a turn.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Now.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
What we're gonna do, Fouls is go to the lines,
have a chat to someone and a reminder that whoever
this is, they are also in the drawer to go
and see the food fighters live and either Auckland or
christ jur.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
People forget that. And that's the hell of it.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
I mean, that's the main bread big every I'm getting
out of this toy box, Bloody Oaks.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
I get a Robin your mad barsid. How's life? Oh yeah,
pretty good?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Almost tswer to you, but we made it.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Man.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Pugs was telling us you're out there and Morrinsville they're
on your track to with your son. I believe John, Hi,
buddy god a mad doll.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
I could tell hey, billy.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Loving life on the track. They're going to go find
some postum soon.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Apparently for them, fear for them. All right, mate, Well,
I'm just gonna have a little bit of a rucker
surrounding this.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Toy box over here. We'll see what we can get
out of it.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
They biel, I get something good. There's lots of.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Good, because you know they've got the young Feller as well.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
I tell you what the beauty of these toys is
there's no bad prizes in there.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
You feel break just.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Okay, here we go. What do we got? Oh good?
Billy is going to love this one.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Man. This one is called grower Poo grow po What
do you think?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
What do you do? What you do there is you.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Put it in some water and it grows to six
times the actual size, so it turns into a massive
steamer magie.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Way to go, man, I mean, once again I need
to reiterate the real prize is going in the drawer
for the food fighters.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Like he needs to want to take the spotlight away
from this grower dump. It's the Keysy Special they call it.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
No, they don't call it that. It's called.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
What does Billy think about this? Robin? What do you
think about that's winning a poo toy? He says he
doesn't want it.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
I can understand that. I mean, who wants a grower
poo toy? It's funny though, I've probably got that covered himself.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, he changes mind, he wants.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Yeah, so he's won the grow a pool, which Pugs
will send out to you. And also, Robin, let me
read it right, you're also in the draw to go
and see the Furies live and concert in either Auckland
or christ It at the beginning of next year. All right, weekend, Billy,
hold the line Fellas.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yes, that was lovely, wasn't it.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
How key with you? Was that young Fiada on the
tractor was dead.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
If you had have crashed the tractor there and he'd
done it all for one of these little I mean,
it's great one of these little grower poos here.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Well, also, Mogie, I mean you're looking at the toy box.
I feel like you could have easily grabbed something that wasn't.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
I don't looky, I don't cheat man.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Don't you just reach in there and what you get
is what you get.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Yeah. Sure it is another chance to win either a
copy of the new vinyl or a great toy and
get yourself in the drawer for the old Phillies concert
there next week on the Big Show, Great Stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey is.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Indeed green day there on the radio Hold Donkey Big
Show this Friday night. Now, we had a big poll
at the start of the show, didn't we Fellers, didn't we?
That's the start of Haughty Jake giving up the vapeur
first day today?

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Yeah, did you say big Pole?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, big Pole?

Speaker 4 (49:14):
And yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
The question on the Big Pole was can Hoidy j
give up the vape for the month of May. I
believe it was something in that conrect genre.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
That's right. If you ever want to vote on the
Big Pole whenever we do, when you head to the
Hducky Big Shows Instagram story, you vote there and it's
a simple yeses or no, and then we get a percentage,
which is great.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
I didn't get a chance to vote. I forgot about it.
Sorry feels Oh, it's a shame. Neither did I. Mogie.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Now, for those that aren't where we have a bit basically,
if Jace can give up the vape and cigarettes for
the month of May, Moggie will give each of us
one hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Yea.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
If he fails at any point, we both have to
give Meggi one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Jason, you didn't have a chance to vote. Had you
have voted, what were your voted.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
That's a very good question, actually, a very very good question.
And as I asked at the time, actually he fellas
is that's a binding referendum. What do you mean a
binding referendum? Well, I mean if the people say no,
he can't, then shall we just call it here and
here and now? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:09):
It's so annoying making a bit with Jase because every
single time we talk about it as him wriggling out or.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Trying to change it in some way. Yes, no, it's not. Okay, Now,
what are your predictions? My vibe is very, very heavily
stacked against me.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
I think you'll be surprised that. I think it'll be
more generous to you than I.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Would be, right, Okay, Yeah, so that's not hard though.
I reckon sixty percent will say no.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Sixty no, yeah, okay. So the wording is, will Jay
stay off the vape for the month of May. You're
saying sixty percent of people will say no, Jase, what do.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
You think I'd say? Eighty to ninety would say no?

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Eighty would Can you just lock in one number ninety?
The result is, will Ja stay off the vape for
the month of May? Eighty two percent of people say no?
Eighty two So fall out of every people, Yes, don't
think you can do it?

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Heye, out of ten people know what they're talking about.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yeah, I'll show them. Really, will you show them? Though?
I show them how much I love to that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's day one. It's more time more for I'm going
to go home and go to bed.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Right if you can sleep through the month of May,
so hibernation is the only way.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Yeah, no, no, I'm feeling okay at the moment. It'll
be all good.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Great one days in May.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Oh God is there? It doesn't matter, man, Yeah, well
it is. I'll take it one day at a time
at this point.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
No, no, you have to take it twenty days.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
I'm going to take it one day at a time,
get through the day, and then tomorrow's another day. Feel
that's right, is it?

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Hey, moogie, when we give you a hundred bucks each,
the two hundred dollars, yes, what are you going to
spend it on? You know, because it's probably going to happen.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
You get four packs of day carries for that.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Yeah, well, look, don't worry about it. I have been
thinking about it. I was thinking about something along those lines.
I mean, Jason, you need to be celebrated. Yeah, you
know when you inevitably fail. So yeah, I'll get you something.
I'll get Joe something nice. You know, So we're gonna
give you money that you're gonna buy Jay something.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, I think so. More incentive for Jason.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Exactly the stupidest.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
Bit anyone's ever made. But you can do it, Jason, Yeah, man,
I can do it.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
You bit your bloody ass.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
I can Keezy the whole Arching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
Radio Hold.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Iky, you two there on the Radio hod Archy Big
Show this Friday evening. But right now it's time for
six at gmail dot com get in touch with the Fellers.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
It's funny because I actually turned your microphone off that
time and you didn't yell at for once. This isn't
what I'm talking about with the Fellers anyway. It's a
really for us, Jace. I was literally right in the
middle of saying it. It's a really email address. Meet
Patti Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. Get in
touch if you need advice one hundred percent anonymous, and

(53:16):
you'll win a prize if we read it on the show.
This one comes in from anonymous, very relevant to right now, Fellers.
I'm having a year off the pise basically to help
stop smoking darts and get some physical gains in the gym.
The fact that I've peed the beds and constantly getting
told off for saying marginal stuff isn't the reason I'm stopping,
by the way, I just want to put that out there.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
My questions are old Mogi, but would love to hear
Jas's opinion, also from a sober man. Not to you,
old boozy bird ship floaty shoefuone account, boy, is this
if I've said I'm off the purse, do you think
it's okay to hypothetically take peds at my friend's wedding
and still rip zero percenters? Or is that going to
create another bad habit for few large events moving forward?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
You got his gold cracking totally man? Okay?

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Is that I think?

Speaker 8 (54:07):
So?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Indy?

Speaker 4 (54:10):
I mean I always sort of find that, you know,
back in the day, one one thing sort of led
to the other. Yes, but if you didn't have the
one thing, then it wouldn't lead to the other.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Do you know what I mean? Have you guys ever?

Speaker 5 (54:21):
Do you guys wet the bed when you're really steam No,
I've got a mate that used to do that. Great guy,
But He used to do that all the time whenever
he got steam, and it got to the point where
I was just like.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I actually can't.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
I had a mate that did it, and I've spoken
about it on here before, I'm sure, but her he
was so bad, that's right. He ran a rotation of mattresses. Yes,
so he had two on his bed to stop it
going all the way through and into the base. And
then he had four leaning up against the wall and
he would rotate those in and he wouldn't put the
other ones outside to dry it, just rotate it back

(54:52):
into the wall.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
So he had a word of a lie.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
He wouldn't like wash them with the hose and then
dry the nosy barb.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
And then the other thing that he did was he
went to the doctor. And you think the doctor would
say to him, man, you've got a you've got a
problem with you. You're drinking, Yes, you need to stop drinking.
But instead of that, the doctor gave him a pill
to take every time he was booze, which would if
he took it before he went to sleep, it would
stop his kidneys working, so you stop producing urine, so

(55:20):
he wouldn't urinate in the bed.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
That sounds really bad.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
The problem is he was pissed off his head, so
I never remembered to take the pill. So yeah, some
people haven't really bad.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I could never.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
From my point of view is if I did that,
I would not drink.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
And also generally speaking, if you're of that inclination, I
you go hard, then it tends to follow that whatever
you take, you go hard. There's no yeah, there's no.
And the vape either daughter or I don't mind you
having said that, I am doing the gum.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
But you know what I mean, it's it's only so
hard you can go on gown. That's right, Yeah, there
you go. But yeah, I mean I've been to I've
been to two weddings so far this year. I've been
to three fiftieth so I haven't drunk.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
At any of them. I haven't done anything.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
I've had zeros, had a few zeros. Yeah, I mean
they're not test it out, man, test it out.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Yeah, give it a crack. You're a younger man than me,
I know. So yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
And also from the big show, I don't do anything illegal.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
No, totally. And also you know, here's the thing, keasy,
why met Okay, you'll feel great? What do you mean
you'll feel physically really good if you just give it
all away from it. Just as an example, This is
an example I'm saying to you, Keysy, but this guy
here as well, I'd also say to you. Know, you
don't have to do anything.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
You go along to the wedding, you talk to people
for a couple of hours, and your bagger off home
and you feel brand new the next day. You don't
feel obliged to get aue. There will always be an
excuse to drink. There'll always be an event, There'll always
be some.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Reason to do it. Yes, and stuff your face Are
you talking to me again? Well, you go to a wedding,
just stuff your face with. Just do what I did
at my mate's wedding, and just eat all the time.
That explains it.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
Sixty nine at gmail dot com.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
The Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Well there you go, your man, bastards. What a day, fellows,
what a show?

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Ay?

Speaker 5 (57:31):
So good man gave away a trip to Magic Ground?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
How good won? The Throbber?

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Old Keys Keys is on file. It's good, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
You stoked about that man? You remember when we used
to run.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
That line, because you go home filthy, filthy of your glass.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
I'm chill all the time.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Now listen what what's the podcast outro clip tonight, Kezy.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
I can only assume this clip is about you, Jay's
because the title is plundering.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
I have to re define what I where I get
joy from it.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
You need to have an idea about that before you start. Well,
I've already found it, vacuum. I found it wondering yourself.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
And plundering myself every time I have the urge. Every
time I have the urge now right, Ah, how often
do you have the urge? Though? Fifteen twenty times a day.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Yes, it's insight into Jason's first day off the daries
in the vape there.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Yeah, you have to listen to the podcast to see
how I deal with it. That's true, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 5 (58:37):
Yeah, what are the plans for the weekend for you?

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Maggie at the ill at the paying tomorrow night, seventh
thirty against Paramatta over in Australia, So you'll be watching
that and then it's going to be a beautiful weekend.
So I'm getting out of the bag'g going to give
visit some mates, give them, missus a bit of time
to yourself.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Oh stas a new job on Monday.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
I've got a very quiet weekend as well, actually chill,
which is great. I'm supposed to have quite a big,
a large one tomorrow night, kind of a circle this
date for a big one situation, but they had to
move it last minute. Ah so now after week after
magic round. Oh yeah, so I'll be a shell of
a human just coming right and then back into it.
Nice Jason, what are you doing this week? You're gonna
go get a milkshake.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
I've already had my milkshake, easy, nice peanut butter milkshake,
beautiful magie. We were planning on going to having a
sneaky trip to the batch, but we've been someone's got
him before us. Yeah you're saying him before.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
You've tried to book it today, Yeah, a day before
it's available.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
We didn't think that. You know, it's not often populated,
so well, you know, that's just how the cockie crumbles,
isn't it. Horror of a movie. But I am very
much looking forward to, you know, the weekend and going
to the market. There's no vaping, no value. I've got
my wife with me all the time, and you know
what she's like. If I vapes, you'll let you know. Hey,

(01:00:00):
have a great weekend. Zee Monday by