FULL SHOW: Just Say NO (feat. Rhys Mathewson)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Hodache Big Show with Toledos from work days to workouts.
It'll fuel your first welcome, big big show. Jason hight
might not and.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Get at your mad Basard's great to have your company
on this glorious Wednesday afternoon. It is the thirteenth of
May twenty twenty. Sex and you, my friends, as ever
listening to the big Show brought to you by Toledos.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's natural.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
A litera drinks instead.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
To lea get a moogi you Stallion House life.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Can't pretty grassy, your mad dog, your sex son of
a b I've been a little bit thrown I'll be
honest by the opening of the show. You've got you
stumbling over your words. We're gonna those things over here,
Keysy's miss the start. I don't know what's going on,
to be honest with you, I've had a shock it too.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Our mind's on Magic Round.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, I mean I do worry that there's an element
of us having left the building, you know what I mean. Certainly,
Pugshan he's given all those wives. I don't know if
you guys feel that way, but definitely feels like let's
just get to Magic Round now. You know what I
mean more sleep too, more sleep. How you going keasy

(01:28):
with your very very very impressive jacket.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
For thanks Fella's new jacket. Feeling pretty good about it. Also,
notice the day that I wear a new jacket, Chase
also wears a brand new jacket, And so it's kind
of upstaged my jacket.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
It has, it.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Really has.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
It is way better.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
But one hundred percent my mind is outside of the
radio show right now. It is concentrated solely on Friday,
and I just I'm in this weirdmire of having had
a big weekend and going into a big weekend. I've
written off this entire week as just sort of a
murky gray area of bumbling mistakes and barely keeping it to.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Gear in betwixt and between, aren't you Yeah? In the
rear view mirror is just a haze of debauchery and
drunken You know, it was a disaster, wasn't it? By
all accounts? Coming up over the horizon is the mother
of all disgraces. Magic round Ezy is back. So it's
where Kezy sort of goes. It's your graceland, doesn't it?

(02:27):
And you go to bring great shame on New Zealander's
right across the world by going to that little corner
of Australia.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah, that's the one. So I can't wait for it.
They're looking forward to it. It's gonna be great, Jays.
How you go, man, nice jacket.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Thank you man in defensive Keysy, it's gonna make it worse.
I'm on an automatic pilot, Fellows, automatic pilot. At this point,
it's just words coming out. Yeah, you know what I mean.
I mean, I'm still staring at Maggie and admiring his
stallion of a body, and you know, it's a beautiful
day outside. But I'm on an automatic pilot, right, it's pilot.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Automatic pilot as I call it, for sure, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
auto pilot for long, but automatic pilot for sure. Yea.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Actually it's my bad, hey, Mogi. Despite all of that,
what's coming up? Mate?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
An absolute monster of a show on a Wednesday, Fellows.
We'll have comedian Rhys Matthewson into the show later on
to talk about some shows he's got coming up. Also,
another couple of opportunities or an opportunity to get into
the drawer to win yourself as street dog electric motorcycle
and in fact there's two of the barskets. You can
join our gain sons of Hodeki. Keep your ears out

(03:38):
for the qut call later on in the show. And
next up, Oh keezy man, he's fallen on tough times,
have I seem so?

Speaker 4 (03:46):
How the mighty have fallen? He's he's going to rent
a house potentially devastated. Right, it's not that big of
a deal, guys. Everything's all get up a new jacket.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
There's Velvet Revolver.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's a big show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Use indeed radio Head there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past
four o'clock.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Feelers come to the realization over the past few days
that I'm probably going to have to start renting a
house soon. So you know, my wife and I we
currently live in our first home, which we brought together
a number of years ago, a little bricontile grannie flat
out in West Auckland. We've done it up. We're selling.
But one thing I've noticed in Auckland, even though the

(04:32):
market right now isn't great for people that are selling
their houses to get into a good one. To get
into one you really like, you have to be there
with money ready to go, unconditional cash stun old money bags,
old money bags. You have to be and we're not.
You know, we have to sell our house first. So
the dilemma we're in is we have to sell our house,
cross our fingers at the right house will come up
and if not, start renting.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
For a while.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, And I'm just a bit worried, you know, because
it took me so long to get away from renting.
I had to say, for bloody, you know, we weren't
going out for dinner and didn't go overseas and all
this sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
You only had like two accounts, you were saying at
that time of your life.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Well, actually that's when the accounts started, right, Yes, yeah,
I still remember the day that the accounts started. And I'm
just a bit worried about going back to renting. But
you guys both rent it's fine, like it's all g
you know landlords and that they're all GA.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Well, for me personally, it varies a little bit, you know,
having to ask permission to do things that isn't.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Really Yeah, that would what I like, yeah, to do for.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Example, at the moment, obviously we've got bird shit Chris
living with us. Yes, your cat, and what comes with
that is you've got a cat. Now, we've got a
cat that wants to get in and out of the
house all the time. So we obviously need to put
a cat door in because at the moment I'm having
to wake up in the middle of the night. The
landlord doesn't want to let us have a cat door.
So now I'm in a situation where I'm going to
have to explain to the landlord why there's a cat door.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
So you've just got one anyway, Yes, I like that.
The other thing too is you can always get one
and then just put it back to how it was afterwards.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Right, it seems like a lot of worse.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I'm the opposite end of Mogi. Actually, I'm very excited
for your keysy. You've been a woman's day. Now what's
to do anything? It's time he took a step up
from you know, let's be honest, you're a top radio
DJ and can I can I just put put it
to you, you know, having moved myself and now being
a rent to myself the beauty of the CBD. It's

(06:28):
a life full of excitement. For example, this morning I
woke up there's a guy urinating against the apartment wall.
You don't get that in the suburbs.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
No, I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
And then at about ten thirty this morning, whip please
car boom right outside my window a dude scarpering down
the path into the park. There four cops after him.
Excitement keysy, But.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
I don't want that either though.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Then at about eleven o'clock across the road a massive
of an argument between about eight people and they were
going each other. It was magnificent entertainment. Then when I
was walking to work, mate, to come and work with you, backbones,
I stood in a piece of human excrement in Elliott Street.

(07:14):
I mean, that doesn't happen in the suburbs. It only
happens in the CBT.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
And what it.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Means is I'm just alive all the time to the
world around me. One guy, there was a guy one day.
There was a guy having a guard himself right upside
my window on the path next to the park. I mean,
you just don't get that in Teata two.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, maybe I just flag the whole house selling thing
and just stay where.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
I am for it. Yeah, it sounds like it's for
the best. Man.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think you're ready.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I mean, if Jason's the window into your future, you're
going to be coming in here every day in a.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Of the mood.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
At least I'll get a new jacket and a new
shirt pretty much every day.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, that's true. True, you know, i'd flag it, Geezy, Okay,
just stay where you are mate.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
How much do you pay a week?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I can't get into the details here, Keezy, but let's
just say it's she ain't cheap for that kind of excitement,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
That's really expensive as well. And as a dude going
wheeze on your house. See, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Keeps you alive? Man?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodike the
Sons of Hodach. Let's see who wants to ride with
the street Dogs.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yes, indeed. And I've got to say, in all honesty,
these are beautiful bikes. I have never in my life
genuinely had any desire to own a bike. Yeah. I
saw these bastards and was like, these are very cool.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
It was the kind of bike you see, Jason, when
you saw them that you seed you'd be proud to
ride back.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
John, absolutely, and actually just on that front, I did
the Koala with keys in. He took me for a
little cruise around the neighborhood. It was arousing and so smooth.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Do you know what the Koala is?

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Mogi?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I do.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Well for those that don't, it's with some reason. I'm
riding it normally. And Jason instead of hopping on the
back like I sat forward thinking he's gonna hop on
behind me. Yeah, but he was like, move your arm,
keys in and sort of straddled me facing me.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I straddled a Mogi.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
At one point he fell asleep.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
It was so smooth, though, Wasn't it quite?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
It was very, very smooth. The bike we were on
at that time was the street Dog XR. But if
you don't have a motorcycle license, you can get the
street Dog fifty. As long as you got a car license.
You can write that on the road. We've actually got
two to give away, one for the North Island chapter
of our gang and one for the South Island chapter,
and you get to choose which one of those two
bikes you want good stuf.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Let's go to the phone lines, can they Shane? Your
mad bastard? Ho was life? How are you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Good?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Thanks mate?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Good dad?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Tell me, Shane, what do you do for a crust? Well,
I'm in sales in the farming industry.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
You're selling sick.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I was selling softly for farmers to help them. Must
be past you. You've got to grow grass.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah, you need software for these days.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Bloody tell me. Apparently she is crazy, Shane. Tell me Shane, Well,
I'm picking since you're sort of in the farming industry.
You've you've had a bit of bike action in your time. Oh,
I'm a real badass on a bike, I can tell you. Yeah,
you sound like it's Shane your backbone. Will you stay
on the line? Mates? And old patchl saw you out?

(10:35):
Good on you man, Jesus that I can't.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Good as Steve.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Wow, Hello, here he is Steve.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
You there, mate, I am here.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
You can hear me, I.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Can hear you.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Steve.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Tell me Steve, what do you do for a crust? Yeah?
Tell me as a mechanic, I'm Steve. Are you a
fan of the electric vehicle?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Not really?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
No, Yeah, he's more old school he's more centy, like
you're dead.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Well, he is like my dad. But the thing is
Steve is trained up to work on you know, the
internal combustion engine.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Jason.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yes, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
That doesn't mean that he can't be riding a street
dog in his private time.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, that's true. Would you do that, Steve? I would
have got today a damn.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
That's confidence. You're in the drawing if you hold the
line right.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
And finally, let's go to laying your mad basset. How's
life good mate? Good effects? Make good cod cood cood?
What do you do for a cross lane? For people?
My important work? That backbone, you know, and it was raining.
You need a roof.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
You're telling me about a backbone and can feel mine?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Oh? Is that right?

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Like the hey lane? Have you ever been in a
gang before?

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Men?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
It away from that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Okay, Well what are you you're scared?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
No? That? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Nice, because we can't have any scaredy cats in the
street dogs. Man, It's not that's not what we're about.
You're in the drawer lane. You hold the line all right?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Good on your mates gangs? Eh?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Hey ah?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
What that's the other thing about? If you were to
rent Keysy. You know there's a few gangs around.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Ah, yeah, but there's games out west talking where I
live though, Yeah that's true.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah yeah, but then yeah, they're West Auckland gangs, Casey,
they're not CBD gangs, Big city gang. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in four on radio.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yes, indeed, Nirvana there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four thirty eight.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Fellows of you who'd of the TV show kids say
the Darndas things, Yes, I have. I'm starting to think
that old Bill Cosby was right about that at least.
Had a weird experience over the weekend with my daughter,
and I'm beginning to think that brain is really kicked
into gear. She's like Stewie now out of Family Guy.

(13:06):
She's starting to outthink me, right, she's.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Starting to plot how to murder your wife.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Well, I don't know, she's not shared that with me
just yet, but she's very close with our cat bird
shit Chris and god knows what they've been talking.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
It's like Stewie and Brian and Family Guy. They can
talk to another very much.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
So now I was in bed the other day, and
this was on Mother's Day. Brought in all the flowers
and the many gifts for my wife, chroissant and bed
coffee paper. We'd been through all of that, and my
wife had just gotten up to go out out into
the lounge to call all her family and tell them
how lucky she was and how well she'd married and.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Is this a true story?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, And at that point my daughter jumped into bed
with me and she was we have a lovely time.
She plays this game where she tries to drive me
insane just by making loud, weird noises in my ear.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
I wonder where she gets that from.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
You do that every day for extended periods, and believe
it or not, Fellers, after a while, it starts to
wear thin, or it can do. So my technique is
just to completely ignore her. So what I started doing
was I got my phone out just sort of ignore her.
She will eventually go away, because I noticed this works
on me. So I was watching the previous nights Rugby

(14:20):
League highlights on my phone and she kept on gaining
in my ear for maybe three or four minutes, and
I just kept on ignoring her, and then eventually she
just said to me, oh yeah, watching the rugby. Now
keep in mind she's not even seven years old. Oh yeah,
watching the rugby league highlights? Are you rather than paying
attention to your wife on Mother's Day? What's that about me?

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah? That's cutting. Yeah, that is very cut.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
It's pretty insightful for a six gwn on seven year old.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
I think the part of that that's quite alarming, what
not alarming but impressive for me, is referring to her
mum as your.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Wife, right, And it was a little, honestly a little
bit worrying. There's a step up and sort of perception.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
And yes, it's operating, it's operating on a number of
levels there. Yeah, you know what I mean as a
posted just a very sort of one, you know, flat exactly.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
And now she then she reinforced us later on where
my wife and I we've got one of the bedrooms
is converted into an office. We've each got a desk
in there. I was in there doing a little bit
of work kesy oh cool, and my daughter was in there,
still annoying me, still annoyed me. And I looked out
the door and I could see my wife was on
her computer, but she was in the dining room and

(15:41):
I called out and I said, you're going to work
in that. She's got her own desk just behind me,
you know, wasn't she in here working with me? I said,
are you just going to stay out there? She's like, yeah,
I'm just going to stay in there. And my daughter
turned to me and she said, she doesn't love you.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Oh wow. So she just points out things that are
obvious and happening within the house, does she.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
They're very Yeah, they're very intuitive at that age. They're
like sponges, mogi. And there's been many times over the
years where my girls have really, you know, knuckled down
to the crux of it. I remember when my youngest
was about seven or eight and she was complaining that
there was no food in the house. And I was like,
for goodness sakes, there's plenty of food in the house.

(16:30):
And she came back with, we don't have food, we
have ingredients.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
How does she even know what ingredients are?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Three four eight three. If your kids need to be
adopted out, if you've got any examples of horrible things
that they've said to you, it makes you. It makes
you proud, though in a weird way. I was very
happy with that. I'm starting with that.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Three four eight three, Every text in the draw for
fifty bucks cash.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Here's you too.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hod.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Ike Queens the Stone Age. There on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is ten minutes
to five o'clocks. Talk TV. What's on the Telly with
Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah, I watched another episode of Gone last night on
three now Wedy. I think it's the second to last episode. Geez,
I will say this, I'm enjoying. I am enjoying it.
But there was so you've got a It's about a
guy whose elderly wife goes missing, turns up murdered. Who
done it? They think it was the husband obviously their

(17:39):
keys Indy, but there's a cop in the sort of
a b storyline running where she has broken up with
her partner who's also a cop and cheated on her,
and he's trying to get back with her, and it
sort of goes through this arc of should she or
shouldn't she sp it? She shouldn't. He's a shocking bastard.
But there's a weird leap between a couple of episodes
where she goes from sort of the one in control,

(18:02):
so I don't know about this, and in the next
episode she's just really weak and wet and subservient Tom,
and you completely miss the beat where that complete change
of character happened. So that's greatly annoyed me, Yes, annoyed me.
But outside of that, I'm really enjoying it and I'll
give it three and a half base so far, but
the last episode will determine whether it's any good at all.

(18:22):
And it's gone on Free.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I'm watching a show called Legends.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oh yeah, I've started that.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
On Netflix and it's a characterize a dramatization of the
true story of British undercover customs investigators who infiltrated the
drug world in the early nineteen nineties. In The cast
includes Steve Coogan, Tom Burk, and Hale Squires. So as
the hell of a cast. However, Tom Book I really

(18:53):
like as an actor. Actually, which one is he in
the show? Or he's the the young fellow who makes
it all on board and goes, yeah, I'm the man.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
For the job. I'll see the guy that's on his own.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, he's on his own. Yeah. Look I'm actually really
enjoying it. It occurred to me last night while I
was watching it, because it's all about infiltrating their gangs
and stuff, and they're all kind of misfitty kind of people.
It's got a little bit of Slow Horses vibe about.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
You, you know, or an attempt an.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Attempt at the slow the show Slow Horses, where they're
all kind of misfits and they're doing this crazy dangerous work.
It's solid.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
The thing that kept me engaged with it is the
fact that it has got a really good cast and
you went after finding Steve Kirgan and something that's garbage. No,
however I found it. They're trying to the undercover cops,
trying to infiltrate thing gangs that deal and heroin, and
they do that by walking around in the neighborhoods looking
exactly like cops, staring at people either just standing on

(19:55):
corners or sitting in cars alone for hours on end.
And it was driving me in So it was like,
surely you know that that's not There's no way that
that was how they did it. So that really has
annoyed me. But I'm sure it gets better after the first.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
He does and as I say, it's not amazing, but
I'll give it a solid three busies out of five busies.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Like if we were hanging around with the sons of
Hadaky Gang. Yeah, and then some random dwebs were like
quite clearly staring at us from a car. Yeah, we'd
probably put the heroin away and totally.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Well, this is the trick that these guys have though
they went loo getting straight out their windscreen. They were
sitting in the car a broad daylight. But looking at
these guys.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
In their rear view mirror.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Ah, you see, they couldn't tell them.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
I was little adopting that technique used to have down
at the netball courts. Keys. We would sit there with
your newspaper with the holes newspapers so you could look
through it and have a geese.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yeah, that's an old yarn. So my wife would be
playing netball and I'd go and watch, but not watch
her game. I'd stand my car back it in, Yes,
to the car park with the netball game behind me. Yes,
have a newspaper opened with eye holes cutting it, and
then look at the rearview mirror and perv on everyone else.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
That's all right, I'm going to shock him.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
I've got to get back to doing that, and I've
done that in ages.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I used to give that five buses?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Did I?

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Is that where it started?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
That's where it all began.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
I want to throw back four years ago.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
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Speaker 2 (21:51):
Great stuff every day. The public won't know this. In
the studio, they turned the ear con off, so it's
always very nice and warm when we come in here.
Do they turn it on or do they turn it off?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
They turn it, well, they change it in the sense
that it becomes cull, doesn't I think it's yeah? I
think maybe right.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
They turn it on, yes, and it goes from being
warm to suddenly freezing. It's like after five o'clock. Everyone's
gone high. So we're going to save some dollars here
and just switch it on or off, whatever the case.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Kay, sweet, So if it's warm and then it gets cold.
They've turned it on, They've turned the air conditioning on.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
I think they have it on. It just circulates because
it always sort of seems a bit of a different
level anyway. Anyway, let's not get bogged down. It does
get cold. But I've got a question for you which
has just been come to my attention.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
James.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
You've had a wardrobe change mid show. You were wearing
a T shirt with a blazer, and now you're back
in your Headache Big Show uniform that you wear every
single day. Yes, what's going on? Man?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Well, I actually wore the sweatshet underneath my blazer today
because it was a bit chill out there.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Hears it, switch it every day and even when he
changes his outfit, he still has it as part of
his outfit.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
But then I got him to work. I was like, oh,
it's a bit toasty in here. I'll take the sweatshirt
off and the jacket on with my T shirt. But
then it got cold again, so I put my sweat
ship back on. But it's not so cold that I
need to put my jacket on it. That's wrong. I
leave for you when I leave work, I'll probably put

(23:27):
the jacket on top of my sweatshirt.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
And what about the T shirt underneath? We take that
off only when I go to bed, Geezy, but you
leave your hood.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, I need to take that off in bed.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
You sleep with it on?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Man, what do you have on your bottom half?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Nothing?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
So you win? Need the poet with that Nike switcher.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
God, that's so good, it's so hot.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
He actually, Jase, you know I shouldn't take the person
out of mate, because I've actually decided that the time
has come for me to stand with you. Yes, you're
currently half way through giving up vaping for the month
of May. Yes, going bloody well, i'd say, but I
think you need to be support in order to see
out the month.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh well, I appreciate that, Key said, I look forward
to what you've got to offer.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
That's right. I've got my own bit. I'd like to play.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, our Fierce food Fighters.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
The Wholearchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Tune in four on radiok Red Chili Peppers here on
the Radio Holarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
The time is fifteen minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Fellas you know. We we joke around a lot on
the big show. We take the person away, but there's
one thing we shouldn't take the person with, and that's
our health.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Have you been checking your ticket again?

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Huh no, No, she's all good.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Now.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
We've got a bit running with Hoidy j aka Jason Hoyt.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Aka the vape Master aka the Jizzmeister General, and.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
That bit is for him to not vape for the
month to mate.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah preferred z.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
But and so I personally, I believe in Jace. I've
put my cash forward. I've said he can do it.
One hundred bucks is on the line, magie. You don't
think he can, and I just think. I couldn't sleep
last night. I was up late and all I was
thinking about is why are we taking the purse when
it comes to Jace's health?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Man, you know I want to support you, Jase. I
want you to win this bit. I want you to
do it for longer than just mate.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Thank you, Keezy. I appreciate it, man.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
And so with that in mind, I've decided to bring
to the table a bit of my own.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
I pledge that I will not have any alcohol for
the rest of the year for the rest of the year,
no alcohol. Now it's going to be hard because obviously

(25:59):
we've got magic on this weekend, and you know, there's
plenty of events and my whole life is kind of
built around it. But I'm going to do that for you, Jason.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
So well, I've actually gone this whole year without boozing,
and I'm going to do the rest of your after
magic ground. And I could teach you a trick or
two keys about how you could achieve this goal. Okay,
if you went so weak willed, if you weren't such
a messive alcoholic, if you were in a slave to
the person.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
I'm not a slave to.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
The Can I put five thousand on that?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Well, no, I'll put five grand on it too.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Wait, so Pat and two practices up for five.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
He doesn't have it.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
I'm only saying five just because j said five. But
for me it could be ten.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
So you guys are putting fifteen grand on the fact
that I will do it.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
You will drink, you will drink perst year? Can I
actually I will go ten? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
I mean I wish you all the best man going
team too. You might as well go to.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Thirty k Yeah, Well, I thought you guys.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Were going to Well, you can't just make a bit
and have nobody on the other side of the bit.
Otherwise you're just saying that you're going to do something.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I mean, you're supporting me here, Keezy. Yeah, and I
appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Man, it doesn't feel like you're supporting me back. It
feels like you're just trying to get rich off of it.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Well, there's you know, support, and then there's easy money.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
You know.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
It's like when you guys bid on the Warriors, you know,
and you know they're going to get their asses handed
to them, but you do the bit anyway, but then
you bet on the other team. Yeah, insurance insurance, right.
I want you to succeed, Keezy. That's why you know

(27:45):
I'm putting fifteen grand on it, because that's.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Going to encourage you to really work out, because you're
not going to want to lose fifteen grand from me.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Jason O Packtice has gone up to fifteen as well.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Oh right, it's a forty five k now, so you
don't want to lose this bit. So all I have
to do is not drink for the rest of the end.
I get forty five K.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
That's right, correct, you can do it, man.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I mean we should do what you do with the pot,
and we should get the punters involved on three four
eight three. Actually, that's a great idea against you and
then you know, we can see what we end up with.
People have prepared to.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Be okay before I agree to this, because there's obviously
a lot of money forty I'm going to obviously change
my wife about it. Yeah, maybe we should run like
an experiment to see whether or not I can actually
say no to the peer pressure.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
And you know you're just going to do what Hoodie
j did mate and bite the bottom.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
I think we need to do it a practice so hard.
I think we need to do a practice run so hard. Okay,
let's do that next, because.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
You're going to be tempted. See, there's going to be
people that try and press you into it. So we'll
do an improv next to see, okay, you can get
through that sort of stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in on Radio.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Hod Blink one A two. There on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Wednesday night. The time is five twenty six.
Let's do some improv. Why it sounds fae lines camera action. No,
it's time for the big show a prov. So Keysy's
made a bit that he's not going to drink for

(29:28):
the rest of the year.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
It's well, I'm still weighing it up. That's to support
you and you're no vaping bit that you've made. But
it depends how I go with this improv right now.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
To be honest, Well, we've already locked it in. It's
a bit forty five thousand, Well we have.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
We haven't shaken on her, no, No, we were just
sort of, you know, spitballing and stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Well I didn't shake on my vape one either, and
it's legit. But anyway, let's get to it. So obviously
are there some backbones right behind you? Maybe they're annoying me.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Umm, there, I'm gonna put it to you this way.
What you Jay, Kezy and myself are over at Magic Round.
We've just arrived. We've gone to the very first bar,
we've walked through the door and it's my around.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
First Kezy, Right, okay we go. This is gonna be
the hardest test at Magic Round. Yeah, it's gonna be
tough alright, So here's some bar on beyond hang on,
we're at a bar.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah, alright, alright, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get
five jugs of four X and a couple of shots
of tequila. What do you want?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Well, good man, I might just get do you do
a do you do a pint of of coke?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Zero?

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (30:40):
No PEPSI? No, I'll just have a Do you have
an orange juice?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah? With an orange shoes the orange juice?

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah, just get a glass of orange juice please.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeh, yep, no worries. And I just have a little
couple of shots of body there for you on the side.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
On the side, mate, just put them straight? Want when
he gets a straight vodka in?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah? All right, fellers, thanks for that.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
I don't want two dollars, thanks mate.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
What are you saying?

Speaker 4 (31:11):
I don't want any of the vodka.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
I just want the orangements? Good one.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
I'm after. This is Australia, man, What do you mean?
This is Australia. It's okay.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
If you're in Australia, you drink. Those are the rules
pretty much going to drink. You can pack your bags
and you can beat it.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
What about that old lady over there, she's not her,
is she Yeah, she was hammered before she came in,
always is.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
And he gets on the sherries at about eight in
the morning.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
What about that little kid over there hammered?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, steamed. He likes the old what do you call them?
Traffic lights with body in them? Yeah, you know, the
old traffic lights to the because I can bake you
one of those if that's what you want. I mean, yeah,
there you go, traffic light. A little quick, little dose
of body in there, fellas out.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
That'll be thank you.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Can I just see the bars neck menu? Is that okay?
Can I just look at the bars next?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Sure you can, man, okay, cool, I'm just looking here.
What are your nacho's like? Are they good?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Not bad? Mates?

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Not bad?

Speaker 3 (32:08):
I see here that they're coupled with tequila. You pear
them with a tequila the nacho?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, yeah, no you do, Yeah, no, I just want
them and the lemon and the and the salt there. Yeah,
free with the tequila. No a sex pat you know,
the sex shots with every with every grouping of nachos,
a group of.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah, if I order the nachos, can you have the tequila?

Speaker 6 (32:32):
Have it?

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Can you have the tequila.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Honestly easy. I feel like you should get on the
pest man because you're unbearable. Sober.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Well, I've literally done. I'm the same as I always am.
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
People have been coming up to me and talking to
me about.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
It, really, but we're not bundant to anyone.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
You're passing me off. You're going to pay for the
drinks or not.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Moggie's paying. I'll just pay for the nachos if that's
all right, and the orange.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Jat and I'll pay.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I've just got to go to the toilet. I'll be
right back. I'm just going to pop out. I'll be
right back, man, don't see you later. I see at
the airport.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
That'll be eighty five bucks saints mate?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Can I can?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I just know.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
The whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodes.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Indeed, we are there on the radio hold Archy Big Show.
There's a glorious, glorious Wednesday evening now the New Zealand
Comedy Festivals on at the Moment International Comedy Festival. We've
had a lot of comedian through but we've got another
comedian today who's with us. And it's not specifically for
the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. It's for another fundraising activity.

(33:43):
I'm talking about the one and only Hyes, Matthewson, how
are you mad? Bastard?

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Oh my beautiful boys. It's good to see you again.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
It's been a while, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
It's been about a year last time we were getting
naked together.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Was I in the tub?

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Not yet?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
I was Noah.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
That was a great CAZy did a weak radio stunt
where he was broadcasting from the bath. Did you not
hear about it?

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I heard about it, Reples through the New Zealand media.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
It was It's crazy. It was massive, wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (34:11):
It was massive? Speaking of massive, you guys have got
a massive fundraiser. So this is the poor Nicky house party, Reese.
You're part of this, and profits for from this event,
which is half music half comedy, are actually going to
be donated to the Mayoral flood Relief Fund. What what
is the key to good sort of storm drainage? You know,

(34:34):
because that's what it's all about, right well, into fixing
this storm drainage and things like that and handling those
big floods.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
And thank you for asking. And I was absolutely prepared
for this. It's it's got to be scoria, right, yeah,
tons of Scoria's right, it's like a night out. You've
got to lay a good bass from there. You're pretty
much shorted.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Sleeves as well. Keezy, what about them leaves they block
up you know, the gardis and stuff.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
He's not wrong. You've got to get rid of the
You've got to have a good backwash system like they
do down at the More Point Sewerage System network down
in Wellington there where they put the back wash on
that flushes out all the city's poos and puts it
out in the ocean.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
I've always lived my life on a no backwash policy.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Reallywash Man, that was a huge thing.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
That was a big thing.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah. But in all honesty, mate, our Wellington brothers and sisters,
they've been under the gun. So this is a really
good cause because it's been shithouse down there. Let's be honest.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Yeah, it has been. And we you know, us in
the in the arts, we're not particularly skilled in any
way shape or for actually materially helped. Yes, but if
we can put on a show and donate the proceeds,
we're more than happy.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
You're not a bigger drain, are you.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Oh absolutely, no way, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
If you've been given any thought to the apocalypse, because
I have, I'm just thinking how quickly I'll be dead.
I let my wife and child are.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Just yeah, right. I've been trying to figure out if
I could commandeer a small twin prop plane and perhaps
flying myself to Stuart Island.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
You know how to fly?

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Absolutely not. How hard could it really be?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Well, exactly, You're the kind of guy in Stuart Island.
I've been there before. I don't know if you have
no they would hate you.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
I've always felt, you know, in an apocalypse situation or
a zombie situation, I just build a treehouse and drink
purse my experience. That'd be my way of dealing with it.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
And by build a treehouse, he means sit in a tree.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
There'd be like two planks. But you actually make a
really good point. Having said that, I mean comedians and
artists in general would not be well suited to the
practical application of helping with flood relief. Having said that, oh,
Kesy here he had massive flooding in his house in
West Augle. You built a drain, didn't you?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
I didn't build a drain.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
I thought you dug it all up.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
He drinks like a draink.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
That is a huge yarn to spin. Just as about
to my house on the market at Old Keesy's house
was flooded in it Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
It's a shock.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
I'd pay for an extra builders report a second opinion on.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
That, and I don't do it. We've got Reyese Mathewson
here with us. He is one of a whole host
of talented people as part of the Pornicker House Party.
So it's happening this Sunday, May seventeenth at the Opera House.
It is featuring comedians James Nokisa, Michelle Acourt, Recee Matthewson.
Of course Justine Smith talking is going to be there
as well Karen O'Leary. So they're bringing the funnies, while

(37:33):
Samuel Flint Scott and Luke Butter from the Phoenix Foundation
and Dropper will be bringing the tune.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yes, I was going to ask Reez, what are you
doing comedy or music?

Speaker 5 (37:43):
I'm going to try and do both. I'm gonna my
dream is to do like a real James Brown thing
and really short jokes like a.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah, and then they can throw I think it is
going to be on stage while the comedians are on stage.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
There is a house bend the funk Adela, and.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
He's got a proud history of fusing music and humid don't.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
We Oh, here we go?

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Yeah, don't we?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
As where we start?

Speaker 5 (38:06):
You, of course talking about two thousand and seven Billy
t winners Missus Peacock.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Yes, that's a deep cut. I'm glad you picked up
on that. Should we go to a chune Jays Yeah,
and come back after that with more Reee Mathewson.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, sure, and that sounds what's the chune keysy Faith
No More?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Faith No More There on the Radio Hodarchy Big. What's
so funny? Reese?

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Your face really went like like absolutely still, like there
was no one in there for us.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, yeah, kind of vacant. Yeah. Hey, we've got Reeth Madison,
comedian with us, because he's doing a fundraiser down and
Wally of the Poor Nicky House Party. Is that what
it's called? Yeah, raising funds for flood relief. And they've
had poohs and stuff down there as well, So I'm
sure it's all sort of for the one big cause, right.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
The Mayor Flood Relief Fund? Yes, yeah, yeah. Is he
right in saying Reese that that does involve getting the
poos out of the water as well?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Yeah, absolutely, it's it's sort of a think of the
largest siev that you possibly can yes, wosh okay, yeah,
yeah yeah, it's kind of panning for gold.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
But and you can hand the fish down a well
different nugg and fish, chicken, handfish. I'll take you out
on a barge or a raft and you can just
pick your own.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, this is where I could contribute because
back in the day and the Aussie Outback, I used
to work at a sewerage plant with my my poop
breaking up stick.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
And you just the official title, what was it, You're
a log breaker.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
A log breaker.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Plant?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Do you think they would help?

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Reese?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I mean, I could sit there with my log breaker
and just you know, if there's any huge keysies out there,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Well, I've never been turd picking, but I have been
strawberry picking. I feel like I always eat more while
i'm picking than what I actually leave with.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
That's so true.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
I'm worried that would also be as long as it's out.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Of the water.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
That's the main thing.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I didn't find you.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
It's great, lea to fill up a part it, take
it home and put it in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Rees of course. It is the New Zealand International Comedy
Festival going on at the moment as well as we speak.
Are you doing anything in that or are you just
sort of floating around doing bits and pieces here and there.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Floating around putting on some weird late night shows. Yeah nice, yeah, yeah, yeah,
just doing lineup shows. It's so fun just to be
a part of festival but not have the stress of
having to do your own show.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but you're with other stuff as well.
Because I saw you at guymont didn't I did? I? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
So I'm one of the two head writers on the
season of gamont Spelling Beat that has filmed but not
come out yet.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
An unbelievable show, let me say, absolutely hysterical. Writing on
that show. You make Guy Montgomery out to be infinitely
more talented than he actually is.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Well, that's his real skill, is that he's got all
the charisma but nothing going on on the inside.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Yes, right, So Jason has been on that and I
understand he really embarrassed himself.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Oh well, we were on it together. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
But it was one of those things I embarrass myself
deliberately because then you don't want to go on there
and be serious, so I deliberately misspelled words.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Hit.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Your trick was yeah, right, Reese one.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
I took it seriously.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
My main mistake after that was reading the Reddit comments
of going this guy's taking away.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
There is a delicate balance to be struck though, isn't
there because you want to win. You want to do
it because it's people at home watch and go. No,
you this is how you spell it? Yes, you know
you don't just want to go in there and act
like a wacky buses and get out of there like
old Jays.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I was so wacky man every day you are. I
was really wacky, Reese.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
We've got the Pornaker House party happening this Sunday down
in Wellington. As we said, it's at the Opera House,
raising funds for the Miror Flood Relief Fund. If people
want to win tickets for free, you can actually text
house right now to three four eight three or hit
to comedy festival dot co. Donning's in for more information.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
H w Yeah, good on you, Jason.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
We'll send you some free tickets. In terms of, you know,
having a show down and willing to like this, how
does it work? Do you go down there and are
you doing other shows where you're down there or no?

Speaker 5 (42:18):
It's a five fo worker fly in, do the gig
fly out that night?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Next morning?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Wow? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Do you like to operate like that?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:26):
Absolutely, man, I like to get out as soon as
I can in any city.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah. I actually noticed when you came in here that
you're sporting a wedding ring and it looks pretty new
and it's a rapper of a ring. Can I say that?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Very very nice. Tell me about your marriage.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
I'm married to a wonderful woman. We've been together for
eleven years, wow, married for three.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
She started going to the gym around the same time
I started going to therapy, so now I can properly
communicate in a relationship and she can beat the shit
out of me.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah. Yeah, great marriage.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Ree Smithew said, what kind of lover are you?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Man? Oh?

Speaker 5 (43:05):
Occasional but invested.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yes, Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
You know, I'm attentive. I'll put the put the leg
work in league work. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. It's all
leags with me.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
No back muscles, but a lot of glute work.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Great stuff. Would you describe yourself as vigorous? Ah, enthusiastic,
definitely enthusiastic, right, vigorous occasionally and parts mainly towards the end.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Well Reys, Matthewson, thank you so much for coming in
once again. If you'd like to go see the Pornicky
House Party text House to three four eight three or
here to Comedy Festival dot co dot in Seed Reese,
thanks for coming in, mate, always good to see you guys.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ich.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Welcome back in Us of Backbones. Hope you're getting through
your Wednesday night. You are, in fact listening to the
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Speaker 4 (44:00):
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Speaker 3 (44:05):
And or.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Ivan clear. He fell as surprising because he's been pretty successful, hasn't.
He's a panther coach.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Are you referring to as the news that he's stepping
down at the end of the next season. Yeah, I mean,
I guess so. He's probably the greatest coach in recent history.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
It is very sur but it's the end of next year,
it's not the end of this ye. Yeah, there's always
something happening in buck Malie. You gona tell you, I
reckon he wants to go stut of Origin.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
If you think about it, you get to spend the
whole year just sort of having a geeze at the
NRL and then you know, there's three games and then
you're done.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yeah, he'd be pretty keen because I think he's new
South wlshman, isn't he, And so you can imagine that
he would be quite interested in setting up a dynasty,
yes for New South Wales, which has never happened for them,
but his hat well it just sort of did in
the eighties, but it has never happened for has never
happened for them really in the modern era, but Queensland
was dominated, so well, he'd be great in this space.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
I think it'd be great too. And recently they had
to reappoint Laurie Daily as the coach, who had already
went through a massive stint of went through a massive
stint of losing. He was heavily involved in that giant
Queensland run. Yes, the losing side of that anyway, So
imagine that put Cleary in there. That that the dream job. Yeah, sit,
there a lot of pressure. He obviously would have to
back himself three games a year, but yeah, imagine if

(45:26):
we only did three shows.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
He oh, oh we'd nail it.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Man.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Imagine the pressure.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Oh my god, it'd be so there'd be so much pressure.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Hey, now coming up, apparently Keysy wants to call a
show meeting.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
It's important. Not apparently it's important.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Okay, that's fine, man, that's just whoa, he's smashing pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
It's just the Hiarchy Big Show. Was Jason, Mike and
Keyzy tune.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
In on radio. She there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Wednesday evening. The time is six thirteen. Let's
have a show meeting, show meeting, show me.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
The meeting show meeting is now in plug West Fellas.
You may have noticed that our producer Pugsun is in
the studio with us.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Ooh it's Pugson.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Evening Fellas, how are you good?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Thanks man? Thanks for asking?

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Why was that so weird, I know, just pregnant. Pause
there you're a good man, just ood Fellows, how's it going?
Then we just said nothing, Yeah, jeez, Fellas, that would
have been great. Serious though, Fellas. The reason I've called
a show meeting is yesterday on the show, we found
out that we had been given a Whoducky Big Show

(46:46):
credit card for the first time ever. Long time coming
with needed one for bloody ages. Don't know why we
haven't had one. It's got James Pugsley written on it.
That's me and the audience. The audience voted that James,
you should be in charge of the credit card. Thank you,
which is great, It's right. I had I had a
thought though, here we go, how we're like, no one

(47:07):
knows where we're all going to be right over the
course of Magic Grounds. Specifically, we might get split up.
You know, Jason is going to go to an art
gallery or something, you know, like Mowgi's who knows. I
don't even want to know. You know, it's a team thing,
so yeah, will be near each other, you know what
that will be. But I don't know if we will Well,
we might all get we might all get split up.
What I'm suggesting and I can't believe we didn't think

(47:29):
of this is why don't we all, yes, yes, he
gets it. Why don't we all have a copy of
the card on our phones, on our Apple walllets, yeah,
or the whatever equivalent of Google, the Google wallet, and
that way we've all got it. We all put our
hand up and say, hey, we only use this if
we get split up, and only for meals and essentials,

(47:53):
and what do you need the receipt afterwards? Pretty sure,
pretty easy to get a receipt afterwards, you know, as
long as we all remember to do that, take a
photo of the receipt. How does that sound?

Speaker 3 (48:02):
I'm keen. I think I thought you were going to
say we could have a day each. Well, I mean
have it on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
I kind of want it the day that was Pane Friday,
Which is when do you want it?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Pegs, You're gonna have it on the Monday, and I
have it on the Saturday.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
So the day we come home.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
It could be slowly you should know, that's right.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I'm taking my sweet time.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah, but I also I'm not opposed to Keysy's idea.
I mean, God for bed, I you know, I'm in
a lovely cafe there, and I suddenly go, oh, bugger,
I've forgotten my wallet. Yeah, hang on, I got my
phone and my Google pay So that's.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Lucky exactly like Pugs, for example, you're not going to
look hoy J in the eye and say you don't
trust them with it? Are you?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Do?

Speaker 4 (48:54):
You see me looking him in the eye?

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:56):
I don't trust you? Yeah, okay, that's fair enough. But
what about old mog You know he's telling me to
look him in the eye. Yeah, you see me look
at him in the eye.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
They're bolding, aren't they.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
I don't trust you either.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Now, whose name was on the card? You said it before?

Speaker 6 (49:11):
James punk Yeah right okay, And who got voted to
look after the card?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
James? Right?

Speaker 6 (49:15):
Okay, No, I'm just chicking no sweet as a cool idea. Nice,
it does make sense. My people talk to your people. Okay,
so you're not keen for that.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Just pugsn has spoken some.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
More wallet there, So okay, all right, try your damnedest. Okay,
I'll get it.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Wise words from.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
It always gets me.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
She's getting really good at this man.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
You really can people.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
I might not know this, but when Pugs comes and
he plays us lives.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Because I'm doing it so much. What's the name of
this instrument? Pugs?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (49:52):
The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Live there on the radio O Darky Big Show this
Wednesday evening the time six twenty six, Now fellows, the
actually should have brought this up in the show meeting.
And it's to do with our travels to Brizzy. I've
actually got a favor to ask. Now. We were talking
about this the other day packing. I understand that we
all have a bag that you know, what's it called

(50:18):
chicken bag.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
We have chicken luggage is and carry on luggage It's
called again chicken chick chicken chicken luggage, chicken luggage.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Now it's my intention to ta just take on, you know, take.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
On, carry on, carry on, take out, are you honestly man?

Speaker 4 (50:38):
So you only want to carry on lugger.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Carry on luggage, right or just seven kg? Now? Because
I don't know about you, but I like to travel light,
you know, I don't like too much adman, and because
otherwise I end up doing a MOGI and just leaving
X seas and leaving them in lounges and on seat
on me.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
But you do like traveling lightly because you went to
the bad and took a T shirt.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
That's right, Yeah, that's true. But a way about seven
killows as well.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I was having a little pack last night, and what
I realized is that I'm a little bit over the
seven kg threshold, and so I thought, I don't I
really don't want to have to have a proper suitcase
situation here. I have to check it in and then
at the other end you got to go and peck
it up. It's just too much Edmund for me. So
my solution is, if you guys are open to this,

(51:27):
because you're all taking you know, carry on, that I
could distribute my excess carry on into your carry on,
you know, and you just break it up and I
can give pugs so I can give you some mogi
and I can give keysy something with you. That way,
I don't have to do the whole suitcase thing, and

(51:48):
I can still, you know, just take my carry on.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
My carry on's full, so is it.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Yeah, Well, you know what you could do, and I'd
be open to this. I was planning on just taking
carry on, but I could take a chick bag instead.
And that way you could give me that stuff and
I'll put it into a chick bag and then i'll
check that in. Would that work? Oh yeah, didn't work
because I could almost take all of it because how
much carry on? You've got seven kgs?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Wow, it's about nine cages. That's that's why I was
wanting to just rather than get a suitcase scenario happening,
just distribute it in your.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Carry instead of that. Instead of getting a suitcase scenario,
what you could do is you could give me all
of yours if you want old chicken in under my
name and a chick bag. Have you got a bag
big enough to take it off?

Speaker 2 (52:31):
There's some stuff i'd rather you didn't have, Kisy, and
you're well, just stuff that that I'll have in my
personal belongings. So that's fine that I don't really want
you sort of being a part of what you don't
trust me with, getting your massive snarls in there and
having a little look in the toilet bag and going
oh hello. So it's more just yet a couple of
T shirts, a couple of pairs of undies, some socks,

(52:54):
maybe some shoes, that sort of thing, rather than anything major. Yeah,
you're good with that.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Yeah, well I can help you out, make you you're
not helping at all.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Well I don't need to because you're helping out. Yeah,
I'm talking about So you've got nine kilos to take,
but you've got seven kilos allowance. So you need Keysy
to take a suitcase in which you'll put two kilos
of your staff. Put it into a bag, a bag
that will get checked in. Then when we land in Brisbane,
you'll stand next to Kezy while he waits for that
suitcase to come out and then grab it off and

(53:25):
you'll be there.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
For all of that. Is that what we're doing? I
mean i'd be outside waiting in the sun.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Oh what would you be doing?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Just yeah wow, No, I wouldn't be doing that. Just
getting a bit of fresh air in the lungs because
I get very ansty when I fly. You know what,
I need to get out of the airport as quickly
as possible, not for Hoidy j the faffing around waiting
for luggage to arrive on the conveyor belt. Right, Okay,
so I've got a specific two kg package. If you

(53:51):
could just put.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
That two cages of T shirts for you Wow.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
It'll be miscelaine. Let's just say miscellaneous. If you could
put that two you beg drugs to take your suitcase,
I'd appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Keezy, is it drugs?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
And just that call when you take it through that's all.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Is it drugs?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
A good soul and answer the question.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
It doesn't matter what it is. It's just that you're
doing it for me.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Well, there you go, your mad bad It's a big
Joe done and dusted for this Wednesday evening. Now we
do a bit of bonus material before we start every show,
and it's called the podcast outro. Yes, if you love
your podcast, go and check it out wherever you get them.
What's the clip today from the podcast outro? Keazy?

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Today's clip is entitled run over and it comes out
at seven thirty tonight.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
If you're going across the road while looking at your phone,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (54:58):
I agree, it's you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (55:01):
One of them was quite an attractive young woman.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Well, I mean the fact that she was attractive is
neither he nor I worry.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
About this show. I really do. That is if this
is the future of the show.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I agree, it got worse. It got so much worse,
So go and check out the podcast out trow.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
I'm actually in trouble on that though I was just joking.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Around, certainly didn't come across that way. The tone of it,
you know, there was real.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Hatred, you know when.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
What I know, it's all good to say, you know,
when we just just.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
You instinctively know when someone's crossed the line, you know.
And I saw Pugs screw up his face, and that's
always a sign when you started on that chat.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
So I apologize for it now.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
No, there's no coming out from it.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
What I really worry about is that episode of Woman's Day,
because once.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Say no, how do you come out in episodes to that?

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah, the next episode is going to be a shocker.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Hey, Mogie, what's the plan tonight?

Speaker 3 (56:09):
I'll just walk home and take things from their men.
No big plans, probably finish off gone life. Man, it's
pretty boring. I'm really just waiting till magic round at
the moment and I sort of wait up, wake up
in the middle of the night, and I am excited.
I'm going to holding pair in it. I said that
first to you before Keezy don't use my phrase.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Now you're stealing other people's bloody content content.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
It's afraid you did it.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
And so all I know is you can't fight your
DNA when it comes to sink and piss chase. So
come Friday, old Muggie is going to be on it responsibly.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
It's so funny you should say that, because I was
sitting here about five minutes ago, going we're off tomorrow,
and then I went, I want to hang on ye
ahead of another show to go? Yeah, what's your tea tonight?

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Keezy like a chicken stair froe rice thing. Oh good,
it's not their bed, Jace, What are you doing tonight? No, man,
he's so dnah, he's ready to go.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
I'm over it now for those light galories.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Man, he's already there.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Tell you like see Tom I

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