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March 30, 2026 58 mins

On today's show, we read Jase's has an erotic moment, Mogey attends a play and Keyzie puts us into the negatives.

Monday time?...
(00:00) Intro - Te-Ledoz Time!
(03:09) Who's had a Sh*tty day?
(08:18) Some Sh*tty days out there
(13:33) Charlie Gubb
(20:24) What's on the telly
(25:32) Mogey doesn't have x-ray vision
(27:15) Mogey's night out
(32:09) Gambling chat with me Keyzie
(37:27) The comments turned on Keyzie...
(41:33) Magic Round time, baby!
(44:47) What's for dinner?
(47:04) Jas's erotic haircut
(51:25) meatpattynips69@gmail.com
(55:33) Cya tomorrow!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome, This is a big show, really big Jason, hitch Night,
Minogue and cheesy.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'll get it, you may Bastard's great to have your
company this moody Monday afternoon. It's the thirtieth of March
twenty twenty six, and you, my friends, as always listening
to the big show brought to.

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(01:15):
your mad dog, your sixth son of a b What
a weekend it was and what a week ahead?

Speaker 6 (01:19):
Can I say that? Jason?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Indeed?

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Oh God, I had the time of my life. But
that's all behind me now, said, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
It's just all downhill from Oh you know, I was
thinking about it today when I was coming back from
Munga fire, was like, I am a bugger at Easter. Yeah,
bloody short, I hate short weeks.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Keys, you were said about that, I hate short weeks.
Why is that because you want to do five? Totally?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Totally?

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
I'm sad too, Yeah, yeah, nah, I can't wait to
be honest, hanging.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Out short week? This week's short week next week, Yes,
Bloody Ripper.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, good stuff. I tell you what.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
We've got an absolute humdinger of a show coming up,
don't we, Mogi?

Speaker 6 (02:06):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old mogis well,
another couple of opportunities to get yourself in the draw
for Magic Round. We're going to be watching the Warriors
as well as every other team play the Warriors that
we'll be playing against the Broncos on the Sunday, and
in between that, a few beers over and Brizzy listening
out for the queue to call jump on the phone

(02:27):
eight hundred Hodaki to get into the draw for that.
Also feelers, Charlie Guv's going to be on the show.
We're going to be dissecting what was a bit of
a horror performance from the Warriors, and Keys is going
to take us through his gambling efforts. Yes, he's a
degenerate our kezy. We've always known that, yes, extended a
little bit now so we're excited about that. Also, if

(02:47):
you've had a hour of a weekend, if you've had
an absolute shocker, we want to hear from you. Three
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Speaker 5 (02:53):
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Speaker 6 (02:58):
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Speaker 3 (02:59):
Ah, oh, that's such good stuff. Hey, here's Queen to
the Stone Age.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
The Hierarchy, Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdiky.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
He is indeed smashing Pumpkin's here on the Radio Hodankey
Big Show this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
And fellas, I saw something today on the streets of
Auckland City that I could relate to massively.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Were you in the city, Yeah, the big city, the
big city.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
We're heading into autumn. It is autumn.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
Wait is it?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
It is autumn? We've had a not great summer um.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
And I was walking up the street today coming to
work and there was a young fella, maybe about twenty,
coming down towards me, and he had a trolley, a
trolley four all of trays and trays of eggs.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Can I ask you if it is one of those
sort of those hand those hands trucks.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah, it was like a hand truck trolley, yeah, kind
of like that.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
And it had a strap up, you know, to keep
all the eggs in place. And he was going down
the hill and I think the strap just kind of
snapped off.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
He must have knocked it or something.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Was it like a bungee cord.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
It was like a bungee cord exactly, Mogi keeping all
the eggs securely in there. I say about fifteen to
twenty trays of eggs, twenty four like the big squaze Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, the big square trays truth things. It must have.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
He must have knocked it, because the strap snapped off,
and in a cascade, these trays of eggs just went dish,
no crap, hundreds and hundreds of eggs when you poor basted.

(05:03):
And then everyone that was around him just stopped and
he looked up at the sky and just stopped and
he looked at the sky for about ten seconds, and
I could tell he was saying to himself, this day
can just go.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
And get royally. And we've all had those days, haven't we.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
You know where you where things just go so badly
that you go, you know what the world can if off.
I'm not doing this anymore. I'm going to bed and hiding.
I'm hiding under the douve I've done.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
With the shit I've had. That exact thing happen to me.
I used to be the vegy delivery boy at the
fruit shop, Easy veggie boy. I used to drive the.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Vegetable van on a Saturday morning at the fruit shop
and Todunga there and as part of that, I delivered
the eggs right And one day, while I was delivering
all the veggies and I had trays and trays of
those eggs, I forgot to strap them in and I
just went around a corner and all it probably would
have been like two hundred eggs the whole lot fell over,
an egg and yog and everything was everywhere, all throughout
the inside of the van, and the same thing.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
You just look up and you just go, now, what
do I do? Did that seriously just happen? That's right,
there's a couple of things there. Not only have you
smashed them all, but now you have to tell your
boss yes, yes, then clean it all up.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah, that was the other thing to us.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
He just was and then he sort of bent down
and just started scooping it, scooping it with his arms
as I knock over a glass of water on the desk,
and I just went, oh god. I remember my daughter
when she became a runner on a film set. On
her first day in a van, she scraped the side
of the van on her first day in Bunnings and

(06:45):
just sent us a photo going what.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Do I do now?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Fortunately she was.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Very good at a job. They didn't fire her. But
I mean, we've all been there, haven't we?

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Team?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, yeah, that is It happened to me today. I
was Infin and Jeff and inside my car putting my
hood lining back in. Yes, And and I managed to
get it all back in because it was saying and
got it repair. That's fine, putting it all back in,
putting it all back together. And I had my ratchet
tool set with me, which has all the sockets in it,
all the Imperial, all the metric. There's probably like fifty

(07:17):
little sockets in there. And as I hopped out, I
was holding the handle, but I only had one half
of the handle. I didn't ever closed. All of the
sockets fell out and then rolled under the car, and
I was just like, yeah, little thing like that.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
I know that's that's a huge thing. And because then
I was lying on a little thing that's massive, and
I was lying on my stomach with my arm under
my car fishing them out. Yes, honestly, I would have
just gone, we're selling the house.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
I'm done with this.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
If you've had a day like that today it is
now I'm three four right three, or if you've ever
had a day like that, because I feel like we're
going to send some good energy to this young fella,
because he probably did get back to his bus and
he it was like, you did what Yeah, you did
what we needed those.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
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You can also call us on eight hundred Hadarkey.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
In the meantime, he's food Fighters.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
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Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Is indeed super groove there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. Hope you're having a good one.
The time is four twenty six. We're talking one of
those days. So I was walking up to work today
there was a young fella coming down the hill with
a trolley full of trays of eggs, and his little
bungee cord snapped off there and hundreds and hundreds of

(08:38):
eggs smashed onto the pavement, and I went, we've all
been there, mate.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Yeah, and he's paused, you were saying, just looked up
into the sky for ten seconds, just.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Stopped and just went I knew exactly what was going
through his brain.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, Yeah, And he couldn't say it in public, ice agest.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
It's just that it would have sounded what was in
his mind would have sounded like what we hear from you,
quite a like haughty Jay, which.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Is one hundred percent. And there is something about doing
that that does kind of make you feel better.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Yeah. I shared a story earlier today. I was doing
some work on my car hopped out. I was holding
a ratchet set with all the sockets in there, my
wrenches and blah blah blah blah. Forgot to close it properly.
It opened.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Every single socket, which is about fifty sockets, rolled underneath
my car, and it had been raining and I was
lying on my stomach in the wet fishing them all out,
and then I had to put them all back in
their correct place, which is just so annoying.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
A few people here. Adam Tickster, he's done the same
thing with his boss's set. However, if you open it
the wrong way, you sit it down. It's like a
toolbox thing.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
You put it down on the bench and if you've
accidentally got it upside down and you open it, yeah,
all that happens is everything just falls out straight away
all over the floor.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Night time, it is a nightmare. Heaps and texts coming
through though Fellers. I had one last week where my
daughter had her school bags up on our coat wrap, yes,
and she was trying to pack her bag in the
morning to go to school. She was putting her book bag.
Her bag is an absolute shock or been meaning to
get a new one for ages. It's an absolute it's

(10:04):
a disgrace of a thing. So as she's putting her
book bag in there in your water bottle and your
sneaky snack lunch box. They have two lunch boxes these days,
I don't know if you know about that, and then
another lunch box and she go she puts something again,
and then she'd reach for something else to put in
to the bag, and then that last thing would fall
out and so on and so on. And after about
an hour of watching her do that, I thought, just

(10:26):
let me do it might be a little bit quicker.
So I am putting the things into the bag. It's
still hanging on the hook. One of the things I'm
putting there is her lunch box, which is made out
of stainless steel ways about eight hundred kilos.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
So I put that in there, and then I go
to grab something else to put it in the bag,
and then that falls out, struck vertically, plummets at one
thousand miles per hour and lands on all five toes
on my right foot. Wow. The rage it was, I

(11:02):
went through my toes because it was feet was it
was like beer feet. The rage went threw my toes
up my leg and all the way up to my mouth.
And what I wanted to say I couldn't obviously say
in front of my daughter because I never keys, and
this will be you know, you've got a kid coming, man,
You should never swear in front of your daughter. Just

(11:24):
came out just pure. Yes, that moment is just like you.
I could have sworn that I had broken my toes,
but I had it. And then of course my daughter
to make it actually be at ultimately is just dying laughing.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
That is yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
And that's the thing too.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
I feel like if like if one of you guys
was there and you'd seen all the sockets, Yes.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
You guys are crazy?

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Is that better or word?

Speaker 6 (11:51):
I think it's better. It can depends. It can't be
too soon.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah, it can be too soon.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
And you're like with the guy with the eggs, Yes,
did anybody laugh or did everybody just feel for her?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Everyone seriously, and I'm not joking. Everyone around him just
stopped yeah, and was just like, oh.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Yeah, no.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
And then he had to try and scoop them all up.
And I'm not joking. There were hundreds of eggs and.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
He was scooping them with his arms.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Well, he was just.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Trying to he was just trying to get it all
in one area, you know, because it was on the pavement.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
And that's I hate my life. Heaps of great techs
coming through on three four eight three, every single one
of the draw for fifty bucks cash thanks to Toledos.
This is a good one from a plumber there feelers.
I had a good day, but there was one nightment
I'm a plumber, I'm under the floor, strapping up pipes.
I'm all done and I'm heading back to the manhole.
It's more of a boy hole, but my fat ass
managed to fit. I'm flinging my tools over so I

(12:47):
don't have to hold them, you know, so you throw
them up at the exit there, screw guns, strapping grips, everything.
They are all perfectly expertly aimed to land right by
the exit.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
And then I threw a pack of screws which hit
the side of the wall there, and the screws just
went everywhere like that is. And how many screws are
in a big pack of the screws like hundreds?

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, yeah. And it's often not massive things. It can
be the smallest.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
What do they say, It's not the boulders that will
kill you, it's the pebbles.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Yeah, you know that tip you over the edge.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Hey, fellers, speaking of being tipped over the edge. The
Wars played on Friday, Boy and we're going to chat
to Charlie gub Next.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Radio Chemical Brothers.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is four thirty nine and of course the
Wars played on Friday night, and with that in mind,
we've got our Rugby league professional and ex professional himself
a Warrior is legend, the one and only Charlie gab

(13:55):
on the line and Charlie.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Them's the break, say.

Speaker 8 (14:00):
Mate body and Matt Buster. Thank you for the good intro. Yep,
that's that's footy and even competition. We all thought we
were going to win, and we did it. We came
into a red hot Tiger side and that's just the
way they cookie crumbled on Friday.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Can I just yeah, I just got this is all I'll.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Say about it.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'd like someone else to take that.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Wait, gubby wait, I was thinking and the boys, well, yeah,
they'll pooh pooh me on this when we were chatting
on Friday night. To win, yeah by less than twelve.
Though in the back of my mind, I was like,
this is like a classic banana skin for the Warriors.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
They're flying high.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
The expectation is that they're going to absolutely waste these
guys who talk of fairy plus and then deduce that happens.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, maybe a bit of that crept in. But also
the Tigers are hot.

Speaker 8 (15:04):
They're frigging hot, and they were all on, all the
young boys were on, and we were off, like we
that was.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Our worst game of the season. That was their best game.

Speaker 8 (15:14):
And you look around the competition, not you know, not
trying to make too many comparisons, but a lot of
good teams lost to shit teams on the weekend.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Yeah, and what like in you know, Charlie, keesy here, man,
I hope you're.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Will Yeah, good to be talking to a code head.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Yeah, get on your mate, thanks mate, conehead games not
cone code jas.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
It means rugby, Charlie. You're right there, man, Like who's
the Tigers? You know, in the opening sort of twenty
minutes where you got out to a ten tohering lead,
we were looking good and then we sort of just
started making those those mistakes just crept into our game,
whereas the Tigers really strengthened and grew in confidence.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
So that in your experience, is there such a.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Thing as like a bad team having a good day
and a good team having a bad day resulting in
just a.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
Complete, you know, upset. Is that what we witnessed there?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah? Definitely.

Speaker 8 (16:03):
I think you know, if both teams played their best,
we were to hunt them. But we didn't, and then
that's just forty I don't know. I can't really put
it down to anything, but no one in the Warriors team,
you know, had their best game of the season.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Tanner Boyd was not perfect. No one was perfect.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
And it didn't help that every time the Tigers got
down there later on in the first half, we just
they just found a way through. Their passes were finding
hand and they were finding little gaps and the Warriors
normally turn them away and get back down the other
end and build pressure.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
But it was just no pressure getting built at all.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
That was probably the worst thing about It's not just losing,
it's getting thirty two points put on you. That's always
what hurt me when I was out in the field
man putting in the hard yas, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Now.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
A couple of things. One is I really liked Tanner
Boyd even though we lost. I liked he was bark
and he was passed off and he was telling everybody
about it. So I really enjoyed that. And I've just
stoked to have dw Z back. This is a d
W disease that I understand. The road cone, there was
a couple of there's a magnificent try that was scored
on his side in the second half where he jammed,

(17:10):
because that's what he does. He's the man. He'd be jamming,
you know. So he jammed in on the person with
the ball, but they didn't commit to that person. He
went for the space in between, not to try and
intercept it, just to confuse absolute no man's land and
got beaten. And then a try from forty meters out
because there's a lot of long range, long range tries

(17:31):
from really bad defensive reeds which we hadn't seen, which
we haven't seen. So I just wanted to point that
out to you, Gap because I know you love that shit.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Man a man.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
See, I can't get into the DWDZ slander because he's
the man.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
Oh, he's the man, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 8 (17:49):
The ball, if the ball went to no man's land,
he would have got it. So my part is always
twenty twenty the other things when they look at of yeah,
Tanner boys the man, and of course when your team's
not going forward like they normally do the half, they
cain't gonna do the things that he's normally been doing

(18:09):
these other three games. Let's think about the teams that
were humped. They've all come out in won big games too.
The Knights just beat who do they beat.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
The Knights this round? Just beat the Bulldogs the Bulldogs Wow.

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Yeah, and we put the Nights away convincingly.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
So it's just it's just the NRL. I think they
will definitely go to the video room.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
And they'll be able to point out exactly what went
wrong and it'll just be small things.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
Yeah. It feels like a classic thing of wanting to
get to the end result without putting the hard work
in first. And it felt like what they were doing
when they were on attack as well. But they'll be
back next week. Man, we'll be smashing because I think
we've got the titles week this week. I think we've
got Titans on Sunday Sunday four pm, which is great. Charlie,
do you have happy memories from the video room men?

Speaker 8 (19:04):
Hy, Charlie, can you tell them?

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Yeah? No, I think it'll be that one where you
gave yourself an eight.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
There was one where the ANALYSISKU plaged this computer in
and on a tabb he had shaven milk.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
He was a little bit of red tube up there.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Hey, Gabby, well let's hope the fellas, in the words
of the Great Steve Hanson, flushed the duney and just
move on to the next game, mate, who was your
porl loop player?

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Porter King Jesus he said, bash.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Me for that Porta King, clar of the day, Portal
King Claire to day he didn't play to go.

Speaker 8 (19:48):
But I'm still just going to give it to Luke
Metcalf because he's back and for us to have be
there in the end, you know, winning finals games when
need Metcalf at his back, so at his best, so
he can get road big about.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Yeah, good on your mate. Once again, if you're in
the Wellington area and you need a poor loo, hit
up Port King and Uncle Charlie will sort you out
until next week. Charlie, yep not, dear fellas, good on
you make your baby.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Here's Guns.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Roses the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Guns Roses there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Let's talk TV.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
Yeah, fellows, I don't really watch anything over the weekend,
I don't think, except for the WAZ and I missed
even miss israel O Sonia lose for the fourth time
in a row, so that was devastating.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
What's happening there.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
It's just for me. I wasn't worried about missing up
because I just feel I feel like he's lost his mojo.
He should stop and it makes me sad. And knowing
when to stop his difficult. It's got nothing to do
with me. You can do whatever he wants, but for me,
I just get a little bit sad when when they're
not at their peak. You know, I hate I love
them and I hate seeing them lose. Kills me, absolutely

(21:16):
hate it. But anyway, Fellers tomorrow and some sad news
for you guys. I've got tomorrow off, taking the day
off the show, So everybody out there still tuning, and
I know it's not the same. It's going to be amazing.
Big Dilly is going to come in for a bit
of chat. What's he into? What's Big Dilli into? You
don't want to know? It is that. But the reason

(21:37):
why I'm not going to be here is because I'm
going out for the tenth anniversary cast and crew sort
of screening for Hunt for the Wilder People. It's a
ten year anniversary of its first release. Wow, and you'll remember,
of course that I played a pivotal role in that movie.
You were one of the hunters. I was one of
the hunters. Cohen Holloway and Stan Walker and Stan Walker, Yeah,

(21:57):
we were the three Hunters. And of course you're a me.
But my name and that keasy was old old Joe
the Hunter. Joe the Hunter. I'm amazed that he got
a name because you didn't have a hell of a
lot to say in the film. Oh he did a
lot of it. I don't know. Tiger said, it was
cutting room Floyd time. There's a really big storyline for Joe,

(22:20):
you know, falls in love, all sorts of stuff, but
they had to cut out just a bit short on time,
which is a shame. So I'll be out there, Tiger
will be there, along with all of the cast, Julian Dennison,
Rachel House, Troy Kingy, Cohen Holloway. I'll be missing people.
I Sam Neil, he's a big one. So they've got
these big screenings happening, and they've got them happening all Easter,

(22:40):
so you can go along and watch them. I think
they start on from Wednesday and then go all the
way through till Sunday or Monday. Can I just say,
if you're sitting here listening to this and you haven't
seen Hunt for the Wilder People, it is my all
time favorite New Zealand film? Is it really? Undred percent?
Because I went and saw it at the pictures with
my wife and I went in there going, oh, this

(23:04):
will be fine. Yeah, And I left there being like
that movie ruled, And we went again the next weekend
and watched it again pictures. That must have happened quite
a lot because it's the highest grossing New Zealand film
of all time, and I think there was a lot
of repeat watchers. Yes, and like it's not just funny,
but it's really heartwarming and at the start and the
songs and stuff and like and the whole time when
I'm watching it, I'm like, I reckon I could I

(23:25):
could survive as a Wilder person with Sam Neil and
Julian the Hunters made it look easy. I can imagine.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Yeah, But my favorite was by far Joe the Hunter.
I wanted more from.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
Him so good.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
I didn't like it, Fellows.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
What I was going to say is, if you haven't
seen it, go and see it this weekend.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Totally.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
It's a great film. It is a great film. I
watched a home movie last night.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
Hey here he is.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Gross? How long was it?

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Yeah, good question, Margie. I mean there was no measuring
going on. I can tell you that much.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Was it a pawn?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Pardon?

Speaker 6 (24:07):
What was the home video of it?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Was actually my wife's mum and she knew that's weird.
He made a home movie about her dad.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Who was Actually he was a war here. He was
a war hero.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
I don't want to know the scenario.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
He was a war hero, true story. There's been a
book written about him as well.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
I don't tell me. He got taken captain over.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
And over in Italy.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
There he became like a He got captured in the
escape and became a lone wolf from a small village
and the small village in Italy and became famous amongst
the locals.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
They called him Franco. His name was Frank.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
And he blew up you know German installations, blew up railway,
got rid of all the bad Nazis around the place
pretty much by sound. He left the good Natzis alone
and blew up the bad ones. But in all seriousness,
he he was a hero. There's been a book written
about him, and so my wife's mum, who's dad it was?

Speaker 4 (25:17):
He went over there and.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Sort of retraced his steps, Wow, and made a movie
about it.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
It's very good. How many buzzies out of five?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
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Speaker 6 (25:57):
Yeah, they take through? Can you stop it? That was
last week?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, we're going to make it work. Fellas,
we are going to make it work.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
I know a good thing when I hear it.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Totally, Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Hey, huge hour coming up. Feelers, mog you went out
on Saturday. I sure did, Holy moldly, I'm sure did.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
You're right man?

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Not really, man, I'm sure recovering. I reckon Wednesdays should
be about right. And Jay Scott his hair washed.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
It was hot, man, seriously, what it was hot?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
And I It's funny, isn't it, Because you guys are
usually so observant when I get something new happening today,
not a word.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
No, what about your new haircut?

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah? Not a word.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Yeah. Is that a new hat that you wearing on
top of your new haircut?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
No, Magie, do you not have X ray vision?

Speaker 6 (26:49):
Magi? Also, keep your ears peeled.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
It's not the same. Yes, it's keeping your eyes peeled.
Keep your ears pierced. Because at some point soon the
magic ground Quit car will play. And if you get
on the old horn there and give us a call
on oh eight hundred Hadarchy, you could get yourself in
the drawer beautiful.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
In the meantime, here's the Killers.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Tune in on.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Radio Lucky stink this there on the radio, Holdankey, Big
show by Tool.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
Wasn't that your nickname in high school? Jase? Jase? I
went out on Saturday night. Man, I meant Tool. By
the way they school, we.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Did you, MURGI.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
Let's how you do it? Fellas I did, and against
my better judgment because I also went out alone. I
didn't go out with my wife. Yes, she managed to
avoid it. Now, I don't like leaving the house on
the weekends generally speaking, especially at the moment, but well
only at the moment because I'm not drinking, so if
I'm leaving the house, so it can be a bit tempting.
So I'd just like to stay in by about nine o'clock,

(27:58):
you know, but I'll go out now. It was miles away,
is another thing, So take about half an hour to
get there, half an hour forty minutes, and then when
I get there, I don't even want to really do
the thing that I've got to do. So it's sort
of like one of those things where you know, it's
like with family and friends and things, you've got obligations, duties. Yes,
you don't want to do it, of course you don't. Yeah, yeah,

(28:19):
but you do it because you have to do it.
Because you do it because not because not because you
want to, not because it's got to the merit, but
because it's the right thing to do. Yes, what was it?
I had to go and see Jason's wife's play, seed
Seed Seed. Now it was out at the Titsy Playhouse

(28:42):
or theater. I've not seen a play there before. Yeah. God,
she's a long bastard of a drive if you don't
live out there. If you live out there, it's fine
because it's right on your doorstair.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Totally to that used to be my trip home every day.
Mate did it, yeah, of course, and then.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
Did it Yeah, bloody moles, I don't know you lived
in the.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Tits Well just down from the tits.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
Beautiful little township relatively recently for a mate's fiftieth and
drove through there. But it was fear of bustling when
I when I went to the play there, there's a
few different bars and things. Of course, when I came out,
the whole place was dead.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
She was all over it shut down pretty early out west.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Yeah. So I got in there to the play there,
and I thought I'd go and get myself some treat
from the candy counter there. A couple of old time
classic you know, sort of small small, sort of suburb theater,
A couple of old timers there, Yes, lovely, lovely people.
I got myself a small thing of pringles and a

(29:45):
chocolate bar for seven bucks. That's that's way more enjoyable
than booze making. It's like a time warp out there, totally.
You can't buy anything for seven bucks.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
It's incredible.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
So I headed on to the manager. I said, listen
to me, you arediots leaving money on the You've got
a captive audience here. You need to double all your prices.
So they've taken that on board. So that's happening moving forward,
so possibly going to be less people going to the theater,
moving too expensive. But it was sold out, man, Yes,
it was absolutely rammed. Now I understand Hodak. He had
had a bit to do with getting more people through

(30:17):
the doors because we weren't talking about it on here
so much. But there was not a backbone to be seen.
It was all sort of your blue hair set or
sort of teenagers actually quite a lot of teenagers. Yeah,
that's interesting, Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
It was well that's kind of our audience though, teenagers
and the blue head set.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. And if I had I watched
the play, of course, yes. My review is long, bastard, yeah,
duration wise, starting with that startle at eight right and
finished at ten thirty. I got eleven.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah, that's rough.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
Yeah, that's too long.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
So that's my main sort of note. But I mean
you have to give the play credit because it builds
up and it builds up and it is long. But
then when you get to the end of the payoff,
is worth it? No, I was gone by the payoff.
You need to beat the traffic I find it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
absolutely Well if I have left it, then all of
those old people would have left. Yeah. I would have

(31:21):
been stuck behind those bastards going thirty back to the city.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Yeah that's a fair point.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Mag old. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Well, as I said to you.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
When I went on the opening night, I ended up
having to leave my car because I got locked in
by the library out the gate down.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Yeah. Yeah that was blood right.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Oh it's good stuff. Well anyway it was. It was
nice to be out, but even better to be home.
I highly recommend to go along to see the play
if you can finish, Yeah, finish on sold out, sold out. Man,
I got to park right outside.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Yeah, of course you did.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
Keasy, not to brag or anything.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Hey, here's Pluto the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
This is indeed sound Garden there on the radio Hodarchy
Big Show, This Moody Monday afternoon.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
Hey failers. Last week we did this thing where we
set up with this thing called a pot for the
warriors taking on the tigers. And then they put Old
Kezy in charge of this thing called the pot, and
then listeners could use their own money put it in
the pot, and then I would place bets and then
the listeners would reap the rewards.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Of my bets. First we've ever done it. I've never
been involved with it. Thought it would be really fun,
and it was very fun. There was a group chat going.
We raised a wee bit of money, put it in
this pot. Guess how much money was in there?

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Was that quite high by the time.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Yeah, I'd go fifteen hundred dollars exactly what was in
the fifteen hundred and one dollars. And this is listener's money.
And of course when you put money in and it's
run by me, you are basically putting your financial investment
into a guy on the radio.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yeah, if you're about to tell me that you bought
some lego, I'm going to be furious.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
No, No, I couldn't extract the money and use it to
buy Lego. Oh what if I could? Man, what if
I could? Now there's a group chat.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
It was running all day for a few days even,
and I basically was like to everyone, Hey, what bits
do you think I should place on this Warrior's game?
And everyone was giving me advice. I then placed took
what they had to say into account, and then placed
some bits with the listener's money with.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
One and a half thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yes, did you spend? Did you place bits for all
of it?

Speaker 6 (33:38):
That's what you're supposed to do?

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah, right, okay, one hundred percent.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
Now, so what I'm going to do is if I
got the bit correct and if I got it wrong.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Okay, so here are my bits. Now, let's just remember
that the Warriors lost.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Yeah, I was on our show. I predicted that the
Warriors would win by thirty. Yes, we lost by twenty. Yeah,
one hundred percent. I I was definitely thirtyen plus Wars.
Everyone was on the same everyone's on the same wave link. Okay,
so what do we got here? The very first bet? Now,
this was my safe bet. Yes, half the money, all right?

(34:13):
Jackson Ford to have over one hundred and fifty run
meters over thirty one points total that the Warriors would score,
and it was Lequa Huller seeming to score a try.
That was my safe bet. That was all three of
those things they had, daben. Yeah, it was a multi.
It was gonna be my safe bet. That was your
safe one. Yes, seven hundred and fifty dollars. That was

(34:35):
seven hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
And guess what the first comment under it was, come on, CAZy,
this is vanilla.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
We don't want lights off missionary. Give us something good. Well,
you know in hindsight that is lights out a shocker,
but they were saying it's a safe boring. Yeah, that's
what I mean. Yeah, one hundred percent. And so okay,
I was like, okay, cool, let's spice it up. And
then I put two hundred dollars on Luke Metcalf to
be the first try scorer first game back. You could
see the narrative. If it was a runaway and he

(35:03):
was there, that's right to him to score on his return.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Totally.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
The sensible way to look at it would be he
hasn't played a game for almost a year. He hasn't
even come back into reserve grade. He's only been at training.
He's probably going to be pretty rusty. Yeah, take a
while again.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Yeah, So Luke Mtcarr first try scorer, two hundred dollars listeners.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
Money, that's nine fifty down nine and the whole. Okay,
I haven't. I haven't gambled one thousand dollars in my life.
Neither have I. Next trys and once again I was taking.
Everyone was messaging the group telling me what I should
bet on. Someone was like, I've got a good feel
about James Fisher Harris.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Okay, so fifty bucks James Fisher Harris anytime try scorer
seven dollars twenty five that was.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Paying, So that didn't that's a grand gone. Yeah right,
really good feeling. Everyone had a really good feeling about
these good feelings that a lot of people base it
on knowledge. Yes, stay exactly, but we're going with feelings.

(36:07):
Everybody has got different feelings so happening at the same time.
Give them a value of nothing. My safe value multi
was based on knowledge. That was based on knowledge of once.
So the rest of them are all feelings. Yeah. So
Jackson Ford to score a try two hundred bucks. Jackson
for He's scored tries in the last two games.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
You know he's not going to he used them all
up easy.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
And I know the Tigers are really good defensively through
the middle two and I was like, I don't think
and then they were like key And then the rest
of it? What are we at the three bucks to
get three? Yeah? The rest of it.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
I must have missed one bet, so I'll just the
rest of it. I put on Tennis hours Smith to
score a try off the bench because they wanted me
to put the rest of the money on the highest
paying player.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
To score a try. I lost all of the money.
All of the money is gone.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
The listeners gave me one thousand and five hundred dollars
and I got I lost all of it, and the
group chat went from very supportive and very fun to
just a deluge of people absolutely giving it to me.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
Can we do another break with the comments? Is that possible?
Because I've got more to talk about with this, so
I'm not done with this, Okay, sure, Yeah, let's drag
this out.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Holdiking Radio Head.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
There on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
It's twenty minutes to six o'clock. And we were just discussing.
In the previous voice breakal Keys. He had a pop
put together that he could gamble with the punter's money.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
There was fifteen hundred dollars in the pot.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Fifteen hundred dollars and I had to place the bits
on the Wars game from Friday night. Yes, And there
was a group chat going and everyone you know, I
reckon Litdle been about between thirty and fifty people in
this pot, yes, and they each would have put, you know,
fifty off. I don't know, but it was really funny
because everyone's got funny nicknames in the group chat and
everyone's cheer opening and suggesting bets.

Speaker 6 (38:02):
I lost all of it, every every penny. God was
funny about these is. There's a few radio shows and
things around the joint that do this, do this thing
that Keezy did last week, and every single one of
them loses every single week. Yeah, sometimes they don't, and
it's a big deal. It's very very rare.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
I could.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
I couldn't even tell you how many times because I
listened to a few of them, obviously, and they just
that every man is an idiot and you can no
offense Keezy. But the bets that have been made here
are a disgraced because you're talking about I had a
feeling people in the chat had a feeling, correct, that's how.
And then next thing, you know, oh you've got sweet
seven hundred and fifty bucks on that feeling that one

(38:41):
sanity that one wasn't educated.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
There was an educated bit there. That was my safe
bet that go. No lost obviously, but okay, so here's.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
In the lead up.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
Everyone was very supportive of suggesting bets, and you got
to take what they say into account. They bought in
that shierholder one hundred percent, and so I'm like, yeah, sure,
I play it for you, and blah bla blahlah blah,
and we put it all together, we lose everything and
then instantly the you know, the flick of a switch,
the group chat changes. It changes from being quite entertaining
to quite the opposite.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
It reminded me of when I accidentally had a massive
commentator's curse on Harris Devita when he was about to
catch and I said, surely not even he will miss
it from here two years ago, and then we lost
the game and it was a deluge of hate texts.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
Yes, this was very similar. So people here.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Apple Crumble says I have lost an unfeathiable amount of
money on Keezy's Shiit bets here G eighty eight, Keysy,
you suck smart Tactics three ninety eight looks like I'm
walking to.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Work our year now. Wife is spewing. Told her Keysy's
got us? Anyone got a spear pair to crash at
broke Boys. I think I speak for everyone here when
I say I'd like to have an apology live on
air on Monday. That's from Josh for one. Two.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Let me just find the next ones here because it
just does not stop. Oh you now one out of
five buzzies, Keyzy if if you meet Paddy nipped bastard, and.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
That is from t Roy Lucier seven says ice Cube
sandwich for dinner tonight.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Cheers for that mate. It is Yeah, just went on
and on and on, and I'm not surprised. I mean,
you couldn't have done any worse. No, you you literally lost.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Every bit that would play.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
Yes, that's right, you may eight or nine bits.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Surely maybe one of them comes through.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Well, this is the issue is someone on the group
Chet was like, have we not been on the tigers
at all yeah, and I am like, I will never
bet on the Tigers ever against the Warriors, absolutely not.
Like do I have to consider do I now have
to have happiness insurance? Well, yeah, there is that idea
of you generally would put some money on whom ever
is marking d w Z.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Yeah, because he jams and he does a little bit.
Well he did it the weekend. He'd been good prior
to that, Yeah, he would have. That would have paid
quite a bit.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
I think we should keep it telling as well. Ja,
so far I'm at I've gambled nothing and I'm at
zero dollars. So you're yeah, I'm even, You're even, You're
even as well, I'm even easy as sitting at minus
thirteen hundred.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Fifteen hundred and one dollars. But we'll be back in
a month's time. We could do it all again. There
feels and I'm not feeling the pressure at all. So
we're just keeping her out for that good stuff.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Here's the Black Crows.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio. Hold Ikey, welcome.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Back the Big Show, Magic Crown three Big, Let's put
another man Bustard on the bench. Yes, indeed the magic
round the Fellows will be going over there. Three days
of my leogue action eight games fellows, eight games.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
How good man, God, that sounds like Heaven to me
even on Earth. It is man. Third time three years
in a row we have been hitting over there, and
last two times the have had uposite victories.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Well they beat the Panthers with the B team and
then they smoked the Cowboys. That was fantastic. I cannot
recommend it. It's all things I mates at Boys trip
dot Co, dott in z stuff. You want to guarantee
your spot, go on that website, book a package. Otherwise
jump on the old phone there.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Yeah, let's go to the phone lines. Good a Aaron,
your mad Barstard? How's live?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Good mate?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Yeah? Good things mate? What do you do for a
crust Aaron?

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Well?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I forgot my bollman for Pontira A.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Nice. If you had a win, Aaron, who would you
take with you?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Who would I take?

Speaker 6 (42:33):
God?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
You know, probably my fourteen year old son.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Oh yeah, backbone, Yeah it'd be good actually, but a
father son time.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Yeah, totally get on your mate.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Well, I'll tell you what you're in the drawers, stay
on the line and Big Dilly will take care of
your mate. Alright, thanks man, Good Sam, your mad bastard.
How's life? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Pretty girls?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Thanks Sam? Good weekend Sam? Yeah yeah, thinks make good good?
What do you do for a crash?

Speaker 6 (43:02):
Sam? Bone? Who doesn't love account managers?

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Man?

Speaker 6 (43:07):
How you Sam? It says here that you're a storm fan.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Brother, m.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
We're just gonna have a little chair amongst this guy
sounds like a dick. Yeah, he sounds like an asshole.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
I don't know that. I he's just giving me really
weird vibes he gets on the ps.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Good news, man, you're in the drawer.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Brother.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
Oh cheers, brother, hold the garfia brother. All right, one more,
let's go one more.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Get out Alex. How's life?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yeah, good fellows? How you going?

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Yeah? Alex? Your backbone? What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 8 (43:44):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I'm in Styles, selling New Zealand made que plumbing products
to the backbones and the construction industry.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Yeah you like the wise man.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Wise? Yeah, storm Chap.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Just hold the line there for a second, Alex fellas,
I'm getting good vibes from Alex.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
On the drawer.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Yeah, I think I think. So what are you guys? Hey,
great news, Alex. You're in the drawer as well, mate.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Thanks Lision.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
Yeah, hold the line, brother.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
I get the feeling that Alex doesn't get over excited
about stuff.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
He's one of those draw Yeah, he's just chill the
entire time.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
Just like Hoidy Jay.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
If you missed out, another chance to get yourself and
the draw on tomorrow's Big Show or maybe later today.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
We'll see how we go, see what we're feeling.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah, okay, man sounds good. Keysy his Stone Temple Pilot.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
The Wholdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Ikey, You're welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope your
Monday's going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the
Big Show brought to you by Toledo.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Why pause your first defeat it toledo'ss ah so good.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
What's for dinner tonight, guys.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Well, I'm actually deep in discussion with my wife at
the moment about what's for dinner because my daughter is
still with us, and so we've been doing a lot
of eating out team. In fact, there's been very little
cooking whatsoever. It's just ah, let's go here next, and
let's go here next.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
Is there your daughter suggesting that?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
My daughter absolutely is obsessed with food. She loves good food.
It's her joy in life. There is no exaggeration. We
had this amazing meal on Friday night, and she was
so excited that she was.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Literally bouncing in her chair. When she gets really good food,
she actually starts bouncing in her chair.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
Goes, oh my god, oh my god. That's what toddlers do.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
But she's just so into good food and she's a
bit of a gourmet her show.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Hence why she's insisting on not eating at your place.
Sex out of ten, Sex out of ten for your food,
jakes ten out of ten for that comment. Keysy, thank you?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
What are you?

Speaker 6 (46:15):
What are you having? Moggie? Absolutely no idea whatsoever. It's
a mystery meal for old Maggie tonight. My wife and
I still work. I don't care what.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
I don't care what you're having. Key, we're still working.
Don't keep it to yourself, pal pal.

Speaker 6 (46:32):
Don't pal me, Oh buddy, old Pound. I was just
joking around, Jason, mate, watch out, he's going to do
it again. No, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
I swear I'm joking around. And if you would have
us over for dinner this week, I would be stoked.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Okay, here it comes, Sure, what night? What time should
we say? Six? Joking? It's another joke.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
He god it Chi Papers.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Hold actual big show with Jason Iiking Kasy tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
The Darkness There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time fourteen minutes past six o'clock and
fellas over the weekend. I had quite a deeply erotic experience.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
And.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
It came from a place I wasn't expecting it to
come from. Took me by surprise, which I guess is
what made.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
It quite erotic.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Where did it come from?

Speaker 4 (47:32):
I was walking with my wife and my daughter.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
We just had lunch in the little marketplace down at
Britain up there markets there every Saturday, apparently just for
the record sixty music.

Speaker 6 (47:42):
Until the family are out of the.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
And we're walking through a little alley way. Yeah you
know what I'm talking about, feels we were walking through it.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
I actually just walking, yes.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
And as we were walking through, Sure, and I saw
a pretty cool funky looking barbershop.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
And I said to my wife and my daughter.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
Hey, team, I might do you call your family. Team. Listen,
let's take a knee for a cent old captain just
needs to.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yes nice, And I said, would you guys mind if
I just whip it and get a quick fade?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
That's what I see. I did that.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
And they were like, yeah, that's fine. We'll go and
do a bit of a shop around. Go and get
another coffee.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Say great, break, high five, high five everybody.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
So anyway, I went into the barbershop and there's a
young fellow there and there was no one in the
in the barber shop. And then he said good a mate,
and I said good mate. Just after a hecut, I
said all good, and he said, oh, just give me
a second. He checked his book, no bookings, because he
asked me if I booked and I said nah, So
he said yeah, that should be fine man. And then
I was sitting there and my hair had already been

(49:08):
made up for the day. Feelings, Oh yeah, you know,
it was looking good. It was looking pretty sharp. I
didn't even know that I needed a haircut, but I
wanted to get a bit of I wanted to get
a fade action going on on a Haughly jay there
and he said what he after?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
I said, a fade man.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
Number two and he went, sorry, the toilets out of order.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
No, no problem at all, man, no problem at all.
And a bit of length off the top there. I said, yeah,
why not just an inch or two? And he said
if you put products in your hair today?

Speaker 4 (49:36):
And I said the sixy part. But getting to that casey,
this is typical of you. You just want the sex
straight off the back. Three minutes into this you've got
no four You've got no sense of foreplay at all.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
Yeah, true, carry on?

Speaker 3 (49:52):
And he said have you got product in your hair?
And I said, oh, yes, I do. Actually he said,
we better give it a wash then, and I true story.
No one's ever washed my hair for me before. And
it took me to the and film.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
They would have washed you here. No really, no, it's
so good.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
They put that dry shampoo and you know where it
just it's like a powder. But anyway, my dog.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
He took me into a back room and he's he
just laid back here, old chum, and I lay back
in this specially designed sync there.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Poor, he's not too hot, is it? And I was like, nah, man,
that feels good. Nice, it feels good. And he leathered
me up. He leathered me up so good, truth, so
good man, and he had quite firm hands. And I,
I don't know, I just I felt good, fellas, no good,

(50:54):
real good. It's a been a strain going on.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Then he washed it out, put it a conditioner, and
I see conditioner as well.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Conditioner, yeah, and I just heard.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
It pretty conditioner. What kind of sicko conditions is here?

Speaker 4 (51:14):
At least I think it was conditioner.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Aki.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Is indeed the cure.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
There on the Radio Hold Aki Big Show this Monday evening,
let's give out some advice, fellows.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
St.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Get in touch with their feelers.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
Can you stop ruining the sting so much? It's actually
better than the questions? I think so, especially lately. See
if it's different today.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Okay, now, fellows, this one came through from a bloke
called Dave Rennie and I've got the I've got the segments.
So this one comes from anonymous, and it's one hundred
percent anonymous. Me patting up sixty nine gmail dot com.
If you get in touch with an advice question we
read it on the show, you get a prize.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
Get out there feelers. You were recently chatting about family
cheek issues, which reminded me of a family oddity of
my own. And when he says that, he means the
whole do you go in for a kiss on the cheek?
How does that work? Which has been a topic before.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
My wife's family has a bit interesting that from Hamilton,
And a great example of creepiness came with my mother
in law's friend. I know direct family blood connection was
first introduced to me and while going in for the
requisite polite haugen maybe a cheek grays, she lined me
up like a sniper lining up a target and aimed
for a direct kiss on my lips. I saw it
coming at an instant. At the last instant turned my

(52:47):
head just fast enough to protect my lips, an area
reserved only for my wife. But there was still some
ancillary side lip on lip contact.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
Yeah, okay, sorry, what was this relationship? So that was
a friend of his mother in law?

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Right?

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Yeah, I found this invasive and appropriate and a wee
bit creepy. I'm mid Fortyes, she's about seventy. When the
topic was later raised, I was told by both my
wife and her mother, too hard en up, and it's
just what this person normally does and it's no big deal.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
What do you guys think that was funny? When he
was saying the things, I was thinking to myself, hard
on't it? It was really weird, but not in so
many words. But I was like, co mate, what were
the words he was using there? And vasive what was
the other thing? I can't remember?

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Creepy?

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Yeah, there's a few words. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, yes,
it's you reckon. It's all g. No, I don't think
it's all g I think it's funny and gross. Well,
exactly right. So he's just like he's a bit grossed out. Yeah,
that's right, and that's all good. But it depends. I
don't know the way that he's framed it there. I
can understand why there's missus and the mother in law Ago,

(53:50):
now Jesus, he goes autonymous. Dave Well, I just feel
bad because I've acidentally named him and now we're kind
of bagging him a week. He's anonymous. He Well says
here that it's his name.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
You know the thing is keys.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
If Dave's got a problem with that anonymous, he can
write us another letter, but we probably won't read it
because he needs to harden up a win once.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Yeah, that's right, Jay, it's just confirming it's an email.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
Yeah cool. You didn't think people were writing letters into
the show, just judge. And to meet email you went
into the post. You just put a stamp on it
and meet petty nips on the front.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
We need to bring that back, man.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
I think personally, a kiss on the lips is a
bit it's crooked.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
You don't do kiss on the lips.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
No, No, okay, for nobody except your partner, I feel,
and for me, for me that includes your kids.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Yeah no, I don't know. I would never kiss make.
You see people do, but I don't kiss make. I
hugged them, but I don't kiss them.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
No kiss on the cheek cheek, Yeah, yes, because I
know it was. I think it was.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
David Beckham was like famously getting kisses from his kids
on the mouth, even once they were like you know,
laid into the teens.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Yeah, no, that's that's weird.

Speaker 6 (55:12):
It is to me, it's odd. And also, yeah, mother
in law's friend, random friend. Wait, yeah, wife's friend. Yeah, actually, yeah,
you're right. I hope that helps, Dave, I mean anonymous and.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
The Hiarchy Big show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Well, then you go your mad mad bastards. That's a
big show. Got industed for you Monday. We got through
it as a team. As a team. What's the podcast
out tro clip today? Keasy?

Speaker 5 (55:52):
The clip of today's outro just says idiot and it
comes out at seven thirty pm tonight.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Where you get your podcasts from?

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Interesting family dynamics Like I am definitely the idiot of
the family, an idiot, and they just.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
All look at me like an idiot. Yes, you know
that you are an idiot? And I go, okay, that's it.

Speaker 6 (56:16):
Yeah, one hundredcent true. Though, are you the idiot of
your family, Mike? I think, sir, Yeah, I think so.
I don't think I am. I think I'm kind of
like that. There's not enough people in your family though
to work it out. Once the kids get here and
all that sort of stuff. You need to be viewed
as an idiot, and you can only really be viewed

(56:37):
as an idiot once you've got children. Yeah, right, I
think so. You become ridiculous. Yes, because right now I
feel like me and my wife are a good team.
Do you know, We're both you know, go getters, and
we like you know, and then the kids come along
and then you become an idiot.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Yes, right, Well, it's amazing to me the amount of
times my daughters crack up about something I say and
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (56:57):
Yeah, and do they tell you, No, they just go worrying.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
It's just don't worry about it, dad, It's it's good.

Speaker 6 (57:04):
It's like the age thing, the keezy where you're like,
you think you consider yourself a young man, but as
soon as you have a kid, yeah, you're so old. Yeah,
you're you're you're even if you're that kid was born
today and I know it's not literally today, it's a
little while. Yeah, yeah I'm not. My wife is not pregnant.
That kid is going to be thirty four years younger
than you at least, So you are so old. Yeah,

(57:26):
sou're the worst? Is there any way to sort to
be cool in your kid's eyes? Keep wearing that Tony
Denham jacket.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Brother, and that other prison jacket you've got. Hey, mogi,
what time are you going to bed tonight?

Speaker 6 (57:46):
About are going about eight in an hour? Yeah, honestly, Okay,
I'll walk home and I have something to eat, and
I'll probably have a shower and i'll go to bed.
That'll be I've got to get back on the camera.
Mold tees. Yeah, man me tonight. I'll let you know how.
I'll go crazy.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Kezy. What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Quickly watching the final of the Amazing Race Australia Celeberty edition.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (58:08):
I'm about to meet my wife and daughter for burgers.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
I'm bars see tomorrow
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