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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
This is big, big show, really big. Jason Hoch might
nod and.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Job get a mad Barsard's great to have your company
on this absolutely glorious Wednesday afternoon. It is the tenth
of June twenty twenty six, and you, my friends, as
always listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Reboogear, crave.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburgear scrumedly obtious.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Speaking of which, how are you going?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Mogie your stud your Greek god, your stallion, you get
going pretty graancy, you're mad dog, You're six some of
them be as you say, just another beautiful day.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Unbelievable. Now, It's not like this everywhere in the world.
I want to be quite clear about that. Just where
we are, but we can't speak for everywhere else. But
if the weather's not good, you out. I am sorry,
we all I apologize on behalf of the Big Show.
But we are bloody, beautiful, spanking Hey. It is glorious stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Now you if you were listening to the show yesterday,
I know that old kezy, old bad dog.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I was a bit under the gun. Was a bit
under the weather.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I mean he still managed to film stuff yesterday, and
then after his film he went off, I feel a
bit crooked, so I think I'm going to make it
to the radio. Had a little sleepy nine eyes and
some hot noodles.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
A few beersies. These top of his game today. Get
a keazy hello.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
It's funny because two of those things are true. I
did have sleepy nine eyes. I went straight home after
filming and had a two and a half hour nap
and when I text you, guys, I was eating a
bowl of hot spicy noodles.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I was like, this will fix me. Spicy noodles. Just
tearing to yourself as well, what do you mean at
the restaurant? No, no, no, we just before you had
an app? You know, Can I just ask?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Are you saying that you went from your filming to
them going to a restaurant and having spicy noodles?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's right between? And so so.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
You went and filmed and then you went to a
restaurant to have some lunch and then called into the
fellers and said, oh fellows, sorry, a that crop won't
make it for the radio.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Is that what happens pretty much what happened, right?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay? Is that a new hoodie you wearing? Keyzy? This
is literally the don't start. Is that a new hoodie?
Keesy me? Right? That's what we did to Jas. Is
that a new shirt by the way, Jas, because that's nice? Yeah,
thank you man, It is really nice.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
It is a new shirt, a plain black shirt, yeah,
playing black shirt with your with your white button. Yeah,
it goes very nicely with my green sort of khaki,
very cool CBD jacket, does it?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah? Jack?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Hey, No, listen, massive show ahead? What's coming up?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Mogi?

Speaker 5 (02:50):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Another opportunity to get yourselves in the drawer for the
export Ultra beer Garden too. They are going this is Matt,
Maniah and g Lane are heading over to a Grand
Final in Sydney in October. We don't know what it is.
I don't think we're allowed to say Jerry and Mania
did Matt. I don't know. I just feel sort of
feel like Matt would be better on this jew Yeah,

(03:18):
I agree with you. Also, we're going to answer the
question in case anybody, Just in case anybody is wondering,
we're going to answer the question who from the Big
Show has been shoulder taped for the recently announced James
Bond audition. Yes, they're going to be doing a new
series of films and they are looking for their new

(03:38):
Bond and coming up next. Oh, Kezy, he's big time. Jason,
he's big time. He's just had nine is the host
on the hugely popular Game of Two Halves. He is
also the centerfold in the latest edition of Woman's Second

(03:58):
as a pin up. You can take it out, unpen
it from the middle of the magazine and stick it
up on your wall.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
If you could not do that, then all we've already
done it, mate, I've already done.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
It's in the bog.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Here's our rage against the machine.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
He's indeed Queens of the Stone Age. There on the
Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is
fifteen minutes past four o'clock and.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
We're about to talk about a really.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Big event in Kesey's life. He's really made it on
the stage. Well, you know, on the New Zealand celebrity stage.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, I don't know about that. Well I do keezy,
I do. I work a little bit in this area,
and it's a huge event when you can get yourself
a spread in Women's Day. Now, Jace, you and I
have been in the industry for some time now. Yeah, man, No,
I don't know about you, but I've never had a spread.
Why do you say it like that in Woman's Day?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
I think the process that I've ever had, Mogi is
I had a spread, hey on spread, spread in a year.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I don't know about saying it like that.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
In a local community newspaper and oh yeah, that's about
as good as I've got.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
But it was a hell of a spread.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Hell, But the reason is my wife's also in this spread.
So I just feel uncomfortable about you guys saying it.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Like, well, that's how you say it, keesy spread?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, can we say an article spread?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
And it is a spread? Do you know how I
know it's a spread because it's spread across two pages?
That what it was on one page? Right, it'll be
an article, But this, my friend, is the very definition
of a spread.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Right.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Okay, Well, I'm glad we've addressed that it's out right now.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
And yeah, and to be honest, I'm not too upset
with it, right, I've sent a copy to Mogi to
have a read.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, yeah, can you tell me why now? Of all
times you've been chosen to be and this this magazine.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Well, full disclosure, I was asked to be.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
So I'm tearing up of it here because yeah, pretty wow,
it's a big day here, man, it's a huge day.
My first spread.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, spread because I take over as the host on
Game of two halves right right, Laura mcgoldricks, she's super busy,
she's gone overseas for a while, so I'm taking over.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, And so Sky and TV three were like, oh,
let's do a little article on a peasy over there.
I mean it's spread, okay, spread well? Before I crack
into it, The easiest thing here would be to sort
of read the article line by a line, starting with
the headline three four eight three. We want people to
send in what they think the headline might be for
this spread? What do you reckon they would have gone with?

(06:44):
And we'll reveal all later in the show, maybe after sex.
We'll save it. We'll save it and we'll read out
some of your suggestions. Three four eight three. Flicking through,
but jesuits all the photos can I say a magnificent
you and your partner have never looked better?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well, I mean they.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
I mean I couldn't my eyes off them. Very nice.
The two of you, name's Lucy, not Louise.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
One of you two sitting on the couch. Yeah, I mean, keys,
you've got a real shit eating grin on your face.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Well who wouldn't have a shitting in gren you know,
beautiful woman like you've been eating ship?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Is that what that saying means? Yeah? Oh wow, is
that what had happened? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they sort of.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
They came earlier than anticipated, and I was like halfway
through it and I was like, oh quick, jump on
the couch.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
The photographers here. Now that is a really beautiful fato
and I think that's one that will probably end up
on your wall. That one is great. And then there's
another one of the two of you sitting in the
bed with your nipples make I was just getting it
out of the way. Oh right, okay, they've become a rictus. Yeah,
I know they of the two of you sitting in
the bed of your truck, and that's beautiful. And then

(08:02):
there's another one of you Keys, he just old kezy
on his lonesome. He's got his truck in the background there,
and he's got his motorbike that doesn't work, and he's
sitting on that wearing his pink jacket.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Faded red jacket, and the motorbike does work.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Now when you're sitting now, what's interesting about that is
you're sitting on this You're sitting on this motorbike that
doesn't work, and the caption underneath he is Chris is
revving up to take over from host Laura on Game
of two hard Ah, how good. It's not good. But
if we can try and find a way of fitting

(08:40):
that into every show between now and the end of
the year, I think that'll be great. Games. But really, Kezy,
it's a fantastic article. Coming up next, we're going to
get into the weeds of what's in there. I've got
a few bones to pack. I've got a few things
that are really touching there, some beautiful stuff here. It's
about how you and your wife met, you doing some
red around the house. Bit of di I White, it's it's, it's.

(09:03):
It's a brilliant, brilliant spread. Thanks Mogi, it really is.
We're going to get into that. We don't have to
we can just park it there. Oh no, we're got
to go deep on this spread. And three for eight
three let us know what you think the headline in
the spread might be.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah, all text on three for eight three in the
draw for a fifty old Reburg about you.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Here's space had.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
The Hurd Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Here's indeed cage the elephant there on the Radio Holdarchy
Big Show.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
This gorgeous Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
The time is four twenty eight and Key Keysy he's
just had the big release of his Woman's Day article.
And we've got to say, don't we, Moggie, it's been.
It's sensational, it's absolutely magnificent. It's one of the biggest
sellers already.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Really photos well, when we came in here there was
boxes and boxes. Keezy had one for everybody. It brought
her what was it about a thousand keys and you
just handing them out to any bastard. You're you're a
generous guy, I'll tell you what. And an absolutely amazing
spread across two pages is what we've got. It's Kezy

(10:16):
with his beautiful wife there he talks about, you know,
what it's like to be at home, their life together,
they're getting married, working in radio, how they met as
a couple, and of course the point of the article
is to celebrate the fact that old Keesy over here
is taken over from Laura McGoldrick as the host of

(10:36):
Game of Two Halves. Yes, yeah, that's huge, keys, Yes, absolutely,
thank you, thank you. Now, obviously this article comes with
its own headline, but we thought it'd be a bit
of fun bit of harmless bants to get the audience
to just text in on three four eight three with
a few suggestions on what the headline might be. And
we've got a few here, Yeah, I've got a few here,

(10:57):
like this one here. Now, of course your partner, you
wife's name is Lucy. So there's this one here Loosen
the goose loving him despite the honker. That's nice, isn't it.
That's really cute. I like that one. This one here
is quite good speak speaking specifically of the Game of

(11:17):
Two Halves and Laura leaving from gold to silver Game
of two Halves prepares to downgrade. You like that one?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Do you? What about this one? Buzzy's Biscuit nips and
bird shit. How Chris Key has.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Gone from unknown radio host to unknown TV host.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
I remember this is in Woman's Day, all right, Yeah,
I mean, look, they might need a little bit of
a tweak on the language a little bit, but by no,
it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Somebody just hear the comment this isn't really the headline.
I'm laminading that bastard and pinning it to my bedroom ceiling.
Oh yeah, could you please? Why does he have to
laminate it? Why does it need to be laminated?

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Super Schnoz snags primetime s Kezy doesn't let obvious physical
impairments hold him back from engaging poor Laura out of
her job while her back's turned.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
It's good on all fours, looking over my shoulder with me, Kezy.
Yellow wheeze, Yellow wheeze.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
This is going to be read by like my mum
and like Nana and people that you know that democrats stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well that's right, but I mean, look the article itself here, Kezy.
It's an absolute rapper. There's some great quotes here. And
look it's not your fault. You didn't you didn't put
it into print. But you seem really excited because everything
you say ends with an exclamation point. Yeah. I don't
know why you were talking so excitedly, but I guess
I was young.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
You know, it was his big opportunity, Mogi.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
He's this is the national It's going to be in
supermarkets everywhere.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Well, it changes a sentence and exclamation point. So for example,
here Kezy says, I'm a seven year old man at heart.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
I don't remember yelling that that particular statement.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
My family is obsessed with anything that has a motor.
I sound look like a drongo. I love parking the
Vy next to Mike Hoskin's beautiful European car.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
This is great start. Yes, it's really good.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
It's really embarrassing when you read it out, really embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
And there's a lot of stuff that you sort of
go over how you first met and you know a
bit of DIY, you know, your wife lying about how
good you are at DIY, et cetera, et cetera, and
then way, way way towards the end. Yes, the banter
continues over at Hodak's The Big Show, where he co
hosts with actors Jason Hout and Mike Minogue. We have

(13:45):
such an amazing vibe in the studio exclamation. Was it
too at least with Jason Mike teaching me how to
turn everything up to one hundred and fifty percent? Laughs, Chris.
When I was a student, we'd gather around to watch
whatever comedy show Jase was on. So it's amazing now

(14:06):
to be mates and work together. I think of him
as my uncle, your uncle, yeah, my uncle.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Oh man, we think that's lovely.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Thank you, Keezy, old uncle Jeez.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
The Holdarchy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy Big.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
There on the Radio Darchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
The time is four forty one.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
And Keezy, you were away yesterday when Mogi and I
and old Pugs.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Are having hog chats your hog chats.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Ah, because of course you and Mogi both have hogs now,
And I was feeling a little bit left out, sort
of feeling like, well, you know, I want to be
part of the gang as well.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
So it's not a gang. Well that was the point,
wasn't it, Mogi? It is.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
We were sort of saying that if there's two of us,
it's not a game, but three of us is again,
so fort can get himself a get himself a hog
a motorcycle. Then we become a gang and then it's
just a matter of what we call that game.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Right, Just confirming because you're getting a street dog electric motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
That's plenty. Definitely getting one.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, okay, I've this morning, I bolted the number plate
on my old motorbike.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
It's officially ready to go street lead.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
So that's one bike that starts sometimes another one that
you haven't bought yet, but you're planning on.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
That's right, Okay, it's on order.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
We were thinking too, because you guys have gone quite
low key in terms of power that maybe Hoody J
goes full hog you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Right, you're six.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Hundred c C type kind of scenario CEC.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
Just so you know, six hundred CC is not very
Burgan Teams.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Compared because you're like two fifty right.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Five five hundred horse power. Well I'll go fifteen horsepower.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
But this is true story because I went I had
to go and pick something up that I'd bought today
from an auction house, and it just so happened that
my wife and I were walking and we don't often
go down this little street, and we were walking up
this little street and the sun was streaming down and
then like the gods had opened up the gods and

(16:23):
the sun was shining down shafts of light shafts, and
it was like it was a vesper shot and there
was one beautiful, gleaming red Italian vespa.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
I guess they're all Italian, aren't Vespers? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, And I went, it's a sign from God.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Guys that Hoidi.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Ja gets a really cool up market Italian vespa that
I thought.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I thought you were going large. Well I was.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
But then that happened, and I was like, I was
very unexpected, and I thought to myself, surely this is
a sign from the gods. Now they knew that I
was looking for a hog, and they said, Heidi j
you've got to get a very cool vespa.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Do you believe in God? I mean, it's a sign
from the gods. So that makes me think that maybe
you don't believe in the one true God, the Lord
I save you. Can I say it was a sign
from the heaven. It was. It was a sign from
the heavens. There we go.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
You would say before the show that your one true
God is horsepower.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, that's right, that is true? Was it fifteen hundred? Yeah,
fifteen hundred c sees? But who mixed up? Are two
different things.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Because of course, like your electric motorbike, Mogi, you've got
your option of your fifty going he goes fifty k, yeah,
but it can go up to one fifty k and
this one was the full one.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Fiddy the Vesper. Yeah, that's pretty good man. You me
and a vesper, in't it? You're gonna be in it?

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Mogens on his electric bike, Kezy on his shith house
farm bike.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I mean that is that is the funny.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Thing is my one gang bike is the only one
capable of going faster than seventy kilometers per hour out
of all the bikes we've got.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, but yours doesn't start very often.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Actually we had just started today and the battery was flat.
But that's the joy of it, old motorbike.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Can you imagine the famless and our gang cruising around
the CBD or where Mike is electric.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Are for just like a coffee and the.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah totally with our stink first signage on the side.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Gang. So how intimidating would this be? So? Well, people
people are, oh god, there's a gang rolling up. Yeah,
we're arright at a cafe.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Mokey comes in first with his E motorbike and plugs it.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
In completely soundless as well.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Engines, and then Hoidy J comes in on his scooter
a little open face helmet, yes, pops that down and
then I come and.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Pushing it, pushing my bike. Yeah, because it's broken down.
That's intimidating. Ship man, that sounds awesome. That is a
great gang. However, you look at it, man, what are
we called stink fist? Well, no, festive steam? You like that? No?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hdarky
ac DC.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
There on the Radio Darchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
The time is four fifty four. Let's talk TV.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, yeah that Last night, fewell as, I watched the
polared episode of a news series on Apple Television called
Cape Fear Okape they made. It's been two films before
the first one was in there, I think the fifties
with Gregory Peck and Robert Mitcham brilliant. The remake was
directed by Martin Scorsese, with Nick Nolty and Robertson the Ero,

(19:59):
which I think might be de Niro's best ever role.
He's a mad bastard. Max Katie is a guy who
goes to jail for a crime that he apparently did
not He did not, he was not guilty of, he
did not commit. And he gets released from jail and
he tracks down the lawyer that he feels as responsible
for him being incarcerated for about fifteen years, sort of
takes down his family and stuff like that psychological thriller.

(20:22):
This time around, it's Amy Adams as the lawyer. Oh
I like her, chill out, jeez, I just choose all.
She's a great actor. Would you like to do a
scene with it? Hell? Yes? Anyway. A heavier by them

(20:43):
as the role of Mex Katy and this one, Patrick
Wilson plays a husband, couple of kids are sitting in
the South, so it's a great location, really bloody good.
I think it's going to be a bit more gruesome
than the Originals set in the South. Pretty freaky. It's
one of those those ones where I don't know if
enjoying it is right weird because it's so tense, But

(21:05):
as far as the pilot episode goes, bloody good. Four
Bosses out of a possible five. That's Cape THEA on
Apple Television.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
I've got to sort my apples.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Honestly, there's heats on there there. Yeah, I would wait
until I think they're coming out week by week. There's
two episodes out now, I would wait until that whole
series is out. Yes, then I would jump on it,
because then you've got a whole bunch of shows that
are out at the moment that you can blast through.
Sounds good, Mogi.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Similarly, I watched a TV series last night based on
a film, Dangerous Liaison.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Dangerous Liaison sel Glenn Close might have been a bit
of way known a rider in there as well.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
And I was thinking it was Michelle five for it.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
She was, Yeah, and back in the day, back in
the day, you probably haven't seen it very sexy.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
I haven't seen it very very.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
And it's basically sitting the French Quarter. It's about how
seduction gets you power. Yes, there's a lot of sex, right,
there's a lot of look at it, there's a lot
of I get it.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Grindy, sweaty sexuality.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Now you may have seen later on Casey that got
remade into the sort of the nineties two thousand sort
of teen teenification of everything, which was called Cruel Intensions.
Oh wow, Philippe and and Neve Campbell and I think.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Oh yes, I remember Neve Campbell. Anyway, it's a television
series on Neon.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I didn't enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I mean I got what I needed from it in
terms of you know, I mean it was pretty good viewing.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
What did you need from it? I love that sort.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Of aristocratic kind of period stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Right, so those the period stuff that you.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Like, you know, so it scratched that itch for me, right,
But in.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Terms of this storyline, not not great, a bit loose.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
How many episodes are you about?

Speaker 3 (23:07):
A one and a half here, But yeah, look if
you like that type of thing, go fill your boots.
I'll give it two point six busies out of a
possible five.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
And that's on Neon. I think, so yes, nice, No
time for me.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
Fellers, That's okay because we've got a big hour coming
up here.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Dude, boy, don't hear on the big show?

Speaker 4 (23:28):
A chance to get in the drawer to join the
Fellers over in Sydney for the big Grand Final. That's
Jerry and min Ire and Glaye and Matt and Matt
randomly like you said at the start of the show. Also,
which one of the three Big Show members has been
a shoulder taps to play the next James Bond find
out after five.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Welcome back to Messive Backbones. Hope you're getting through your
hump day. Okay, you're listening to the Big Show. To
you by reboog.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
You handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that will
change the game.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, man, totally, that's so true. It's going to take
through here on three for three. Magi. Your ability to
tell a sportsffect wrong with such confidence as to be admired. Yeah,
what sports fact was that? Look, it could have been
any could have been any. But I appreciate that. All
too often what we get here is criticism. People who
texting criticism. So it's nice to have a compliment coming.

(24:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, No, I won't say that, go on,
but no I I if you're telling me a sport fact,
I'm one percent buying it. How do you do I
know you and you do your research? Of course, I
do you know what you're talking about. So whoever this
person is on three four h three needs to go
and attack a bloody good look at themselves in the mirror.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
What I don't think we should do is just get
real bogged down. And what people texted on three four
eight three?

Speaker 2 (24:59):
What about this one of it you here, Kezy?

Speaker 8 (25:01):
Well?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Which one? There's about a billion of them?

Speaker 4 (25:03):
For example, I mean people are still texting and we're
going to read these all that later on headlines for
my Women's Day article, Yes, just.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
One to hear about you, Hordy Jay? Have you seen
seven periods with mister Gornsby bloke who plays Steve from
Guidance is a real pervert, isn't that you?

Speaker 4 (25:21):
What about this headline for my magazine? Pistairs and horrendous
nips are no obstacle for greasy Kezy, so you know
what I mean?

Speaker 6 (25:29):
So if we're gonna get bye y own every time.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
I know, you know there's a reason I don't read
them feelers, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Oh this one though, whatdy Jay is my favorite smiley face?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's bullshit?

Speaker 4 (25:40):
No no one sent there you wish.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Here's Royal Blood.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
The Hillarchy Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Hodky Oasis There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening, the time thirteen minutes past five o'clock and
iding news and a movie world. Fellas, they're looking for
the next James Bond.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
They're going to do another round of movies here, Craig Daniel, Daniel,
Craig I like to call him. Yeah, he's quit, he's
done and dusted. Yes, I he had a good run though,
he did about five. I think he's my favorite Bond.
What did you think of him? I thought he was
pretty pretty good.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
It was very controversial.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Of course. Bond was always looked upon.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
His dark head, and when he was a blond Bond,
people were like, no, no, no, that's.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
All right, that's weird the things you worry about. I
was the thing that I wasn't so sure about, as
the way as ears were hanging off his head. I
always found that a bit of a distraction, but it
gave me hope because my years are hanging off my head.
Yeah myself, Well if he can do it, yeah, I
could do it easy.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Fellas you guys are doing doing two different things, to
be honest, on that front.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Have I got some exciting news for you and for
you too, Keezy. Right, in terms of them looking for
the next Bond, I've got you both a couple of.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Auditions, which is for James Bond.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
For James, Well, for Bond, you've got that sort of
silver fox lot. They were very keen. You're you're well built,
your cat. Yeah, you're a good You're an award winning actor.
Well that's the thing, and I'm for people forget.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Forget that notice.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Well, and I make sure they don't forget either or
the casting agents very keen because they like that sort
of the idea of it down under. James Bond too,
you know, because I do a.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Pretty smooth Oxford accent as well. So either way it's
fine with me totally. I can give them whatever they
want in the room, Jace, you know you can count
on me. Mean, well, exactly what I told.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Them was it Officer Morgi and willing to to paranormal
that they liked and they sort of want to do
a similar thing with James Bond.

Speaker 9 (27:44):
Can you be serious here for a second, Key, I mean,
the reason why I won Best Actor in the World
for that role Kesey was because of my comedic shots,
whereas this would lean more into my sexual heat that
I've got going on.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, and my physical prowess. Yeah right, I mean he
is Mogi is crackling on the screen. He is like
pork crackle. Here is crackling. Hat that's right.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Ah, back keys, And I know that you know, you
and I have had a sort of a difficult sort
of relationship in terms of me being your agent.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
You've been looking for work.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
I have got you probably the biggest opportunity of a
lifetime in terms of your acting career.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Okay, So, and it's just just to clarify, it's to
do with the Bond movies that are up. Absolutely it is. Yes,
have you did you menage? Because we actually you're not
my agent anymore. No, So if this goes well, I'd
be keen to have you back on board.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Well totally mate.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
So and if this goes well, I mean I'll be stoke.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah, yeah, totally. So they came a knocking for Mogi. Yes,
and then you said, hey, we've got this other fellow here.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, I've got this other fellow here. Would you be interested?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
And they said that's actually we would be because this
is the exciting news and for James Bond Officionado's they
will remember this character. They're bringing a character back that
was a beloved which they want you to audition for
because you know your Bond films.

Speaker 8 (29:06):
You know.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
I know, like Pierce Brosnan onwards, and I've seen one
of the original Connery ones, but I can't remember the
early Doors ones.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
I want to be happy to do research.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Well, listen, this is one of the great roles and
they're very keen to see you for it.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Pussy Galore, Pussy Galore. That was that's the character's name here,
Pussy Galore. What does he do?

Speaker 8 (29:30):
She?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
What kind of a name is Galore? Where that from?

Speaker 5 (29:34):
I think it's Polish?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. So it's okay,
I guess modern.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
One of the iconic characters in the whole James Bond franchise, Keyzy,
right and of.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Course played by originally by Honor Blackman.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
Honor Blackman played Pussy Galore.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Originally. Of course, she leads Pussy Galore's Flying Circus, which
is an all female arabatic team, which is pretty exciting
in the movie. Yeah, I know the way things are
working now and I can only imagine this is a
case chase they get sort of rid of the sexes.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Each Yes, okay, okay, okay, So they are playing pussy
galor is now?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Is that the only sort of qualms I have about
you playing the character as a sort of acrobatic side
of it. Yeah, but they said they could probably work
through that, right, Okay? Could you imagine that as your agent, Mogi,
you being the next James Bond and Kezy picking up
the role of pussy Galore.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Man's dream come through your opportunity to hook into Kezy
on camera?

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Hang on, So do we have a love of it?
Do you.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Do?

Speaker 4 (31:00):
We?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Should? We? We do? Okay, sign me up.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Actually, I think that's part of the audition fellas. You're
auditioning together, so you need to.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Fill me and Mogi hooking into each other, and then
you got to send that in it.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Well, I don't do that, Keizy. I'm not a you know,
I'm not a casting director.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
I'm keen hez he Gibbus.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Hodaki Nirvana There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
The time is five to twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Hey, fellas, I.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Was ready the Insured Herald today and there was an
interesting article that kind of applied to me because yesterday
I was quite sick.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Wow, I was taking painkiller as well.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Oh yeah, taking painkillers, and I wasn't sure which ones
I was supposed to take for my particular ailments.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
And the article on the Herald was about.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Whether you should take ibuprofen or parascetamol depending on your symptoms.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Right, with that in mind, I invented a new game.
Paris eat a boll Or hyperprofile with me. Damn it,
you beat me to it. I was gonna do this one, really, no.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
So this is how it'll work, fellas. I'm going to
read out some ailments. You tell me whether you take paracetamol.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Like or with wh you take hoping profien.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
All right, okay, man, okay, first one, you've got a fever.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Fever. You've got a fever. How do I get it?
You caught it at a disco, A disco? Yeah, okay,
it doesn't seem likely. I don't go to disco. Okay,
we're getting bogged down here.

Speaker 9 (32:45):
I don't even think there are any discos to make
a disco fever, Joe, Okay, you caught it.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
You've got you've just start.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
You've woken up with a fever after radio awards because
you pushed the boat out and there was obviously a bit.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Of an I was home relliantly, Yeah, I was the answer.
Hang on a minute, what kind of fever? Is it
just a fever gingy fever? No, it's not dingy fever.
Was a dingy Oh yeah, dingy. It's not dingy fever.
It's regular fever. Okay, I'd go iber profile, I'd go

(33:17):
IB two.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Okay, incorrect. The answer is paracetamol.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
But what are my symptoms? Well, you've got a fever.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Okay, Next one, Can I just suggest if you if
you come down with a fever after you know, the
radio awards the next day, maybe just go a bit
easy on the pest.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
But it's probably a hangover, that's right, not a fever
at all, exactly. Next ailment, you've got a toothache. How
did I get a toothache? I don't know. Did I
bite down on like a nut or something?

Speaker 6 (33:49):
Yeah, you were biting down on nuts and now.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
You've got a toothache. Iperprofen or paracetamol, yberprofen. I have
a profene.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Jacem, a sweat of a swig of vodka.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Just peck one of the two, Iberprofie or paracetamol.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Which one is it.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I'd go for a combination of the two, ibuprofen and.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Just pick one of them. Okay, I'd go ibuprofen. Correct.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Hyperprofen helps with inflammation as well, so it's a good option.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
If you've got a toothache. For the next one, I'm
going to go because we've got hyperprofenprofen. So it feels
like now we'd go pandal so the iprofet do we? Yeah? Okay,
to remember.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Mild tension headache. You've got a mild tension headache.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I just have a Nana napp.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
I'd lay off the pess again and probably have a
disperine A disparate.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
No, disperine isn't an option, alright, it's not one of
the options, paracetamol or IBERPROFI. What about you, Jason A
seed them all correct?

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Just go for the old paracetamol.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
There.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
If you've just got a mild headache, I'm starting to
get one now.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Inflamed or enlarged Honker.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
What do you use for that? Jason and your case surgical?
I think what would you use for that? Jase? Um
doesn't matter, there is no cure. Sorry, brother, I hate
to break it to you. Should we did this again tomorrow?
I hope? So.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah, the Darchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in four on radio. Let's see who's joining Jerry
and Mania on the Export Ultra Grand Final Beer Garden
to it?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah, Jerry and Maniah and g Lane. I was at
g Lane as well. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
What what a combination three of those guys together, Well,
anyone with g Lane? To be honest, It's be honest,
He's are shambles.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Of a human being.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
What do you think he says about you? He loves me, man,
Does he think you're a shambles of a human being?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
No, he loves me. Rights and uncle, totally. No, that's
what I considered jas to be.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
I can't remember saying that is. Did you take offense
to that?

Speaker 4 (36:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
It should it be? Brother? Yeah? Brother would have been cooler. Yeah, okay,
because we're about.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
The same age and yeah, you know, like we're massively
different in age. Yes, But anyway, amazing prize, doesn't it
for us. We can't be specific about what it is.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, with the NRAL Grand finalsy you know, to tell
them in Sydney.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
But we carried on the tradition last night while you're awake. Easy.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
We want to ruin it for the fellers, yeah, okay.
We want the people that go with him to be
just real pieces of work.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
All right, let's go to the lines. Now, get a
Josh a mad bastard. How's life Joe? Yeah? Good on
you mate. Tell me, Josh, what do you do for
a crust? Mate? I'm a logistics manager? Logistics logistics. He
manages the logistics.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Right, okay, Josh, Because we want you to ruin the
trip because of your knowledge of logistics, do you know
really good ways to sort of ruin the logistics of
this trip?

Speaker 8 (37:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
I don't. Are you prepared to suck and suck it
hard to ruin this trip for the feelings or you? Mogi? Definitely?
Good on you, mate, Yeah, all right, I don't even
understand the question. You wouldn't, Chris? Have you got a passport? Man?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
I do?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Mate? You're ruye? Good, good on you, mate.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
You're in the drawer there, Josh, just hold on an
old pugsn we'll look after you get a looky man, bastard.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Hell's life, Yeah, fantastic fellows.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
How are bloody good? Mate? How's your day been? Looked?
Pretty good? Yeah, not too bad? Shining and yeah I
have about four today?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Hey, Luke, do you have the capabilities of throwing a
spanner in the works?

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Oh? Yeah, certainly.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Okay, what are you willing to do? Luke?

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Would you be willing to like, I don't know, would
you pee the bed every single night, for example, and
then once you've done it ask g Lane to help.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
You sort it?

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Well, yeah that's true, mate, That's kind of stuff we
need from you, because what I'm.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Thinking is the best way to do it is to
go hard and early and don't stop and just be
a constant.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yes, just a bit of two booze and interested the
whole time. Mania. How did you get into radio? He
loves it well? Mania? How did you meet your wife?
Sort of stuff? How you found love on the bus?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Have any jobs of your head?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
No, no, How do you shave a lama? Look? I
like the sound of your mate. You're in the drawer
all right? It isn't a hell of a prize to
be fair, Yeah, it is, Jace.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
You head over to Sydney there three nights, five star
hotel return flights as well.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
You go to the races the day before, you do
a harbor cruise to the actual stadium.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
You then watch the Grand Final and you do the
whole thing with Jerry Mania and also g Lane.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah. Hell of a trip. Jealous, very jealous. Yeah, I've
actually got.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
A bit of a dilima around this because I will
be I figured out I will actually be in Japan.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
I thought I was going to be in the like
at the airport when the game was on, But I
will actually be in Japan when this game is on.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
Do you reckon anywhere in Tokyo? Would be showing me.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
How to find it.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Yeah, And I just realized on that front, I'm going
to be in Sydney at that time.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Same here, I'll be at the Grand Final watching the
Wis get their very very first premiership. So have you
booked tickets yet? Jason? Yeah? Man, have you actually? Yeah? Really? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Actually I want to talk about that a little bit
later on in the show. Yeah, because it's always a nightmare,
isn't it, Fellows.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
But you've definitely already booked tickets right because they'll be
very expensive.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yes, we have the time. Here's pick Sea. It's some crackers.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
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Speaker 3 (40:21):
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Speaker 4 (40:27):
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Speaker 6 (40:33):
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Speaker 6 (40:42):
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Speaker 2 (41:06):
Totally man. So that's lou To three four eight three. Sorry, Jason, Okay,
just stop now listen.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Coming up half the six o'clock we're going to continue
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If you've got an idea of what the headline should
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Speaker 1 (41:32):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hood i Q.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Welcome back, your massive backbones. You are listening to the
Big Show, brought to you by Reboogears.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Serving good times and good food dining or take away
Reburger today.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Yeam yam yam, y yah ya yam yam yam. Yeah,
great stuff. What are we having for dinner tonight? Fellos?
I think I'm having leftovers yesterday. Jays. You're remember that
I ate far too much sushi. You weren't here, Jesus,
I was hooking in. He pegged you really hungry, so
I overbought and then I over ate, and my wife
was making dinner for a mate that was coming over

(42:06):
to see us bad person then canceled late. So there
was food there when I got home, and I just
had to say, we'll have it for lunch today. I
packed it all up for our lunches and I left
it at home.

Speaker 7 (42:16):
Right.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
So tonight we're having leftovers from last night and I'm
not sure what it was. It was a pasta chicken. Ea.
Tonight we're having lemon grass chicken. Lemon grass whatever that is?
Is it splits?

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Not a butterfly chicken, No, it's it's I think it's
chicken thigh. But I think it's a Vietnamese chicken, don't
I do. It's my favorite food.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Do you think that it's overtaken? Portmants?

Speaker 5 (42:43):
You're chicken now because you're doing your butterfly.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Chicken a lot now. It's yeah, lemon grass chicken chickens
in the last week, and that's just butterfly style. God
knows how else you've been devouring them.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
M that's the thing with chicken, though, I prefer to
eat them once I've been split, yeah, man, split.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
To be honest, we haven't had porkman's and ages.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
I think my wife is self conscious, right, Okay, you
guys bang on about it, and so I wouldn't be
surprised now if she stops making you know, getting Barbie.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
What is it? Butterfly chicken? Hang on a minute. This
is this is from a guy that promised us he
was going to have a trough. Oh, Portman's waiting for
us when we turned out for dinner. That's right, we've
come dine with me. Just the trough of porkman and
a big.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Scoop and you get your own little plastic like punnett
thing to.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Put it in.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Yeah, guys, would there be like white bread and butter
there that we could sort of dip it in?

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Maybe? Yeah, I'm excited by that.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Yeah, that's not for a wee while though. No, we've
got to draw a name out of a hat. Actually,
see Wo's hosting the next one.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yes, that's right, good, good cool man. What are you
having for dinner? Jason? Hot pot? Are you really? Are
you going out and about? Are you doing that at home?
Out and about ooting the boot? Found a place on
Satty the Bomb? Are you going back there? A lot?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Man?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Can you see me the name of that place?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yes, I certainly can, and I'll be honest with you.
I'll be honest with you. It's taken all of my
restraint not to go back there before then.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Ah well, if anyone's got the willpower of something with
great willpowers you, thank you, man, thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
And I can tell you I'm absolutely starving, so that
pot's going to be full to the Britin.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I don't know how you're starving when you've been back
and forth to the acc supply of chips all show scoffing, Keezy,
what is that true? I don't know, man, leave me
out of Ah here's Brimal scream.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in four on Radiokeyes.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Indeed, Jimmy eat World there on the Radio Hurdarchy Big
Show this Wednesday evening. And it's very exciting times in
the old Kezy household. He is rocketing up in the
celebrity stakes and this beautiful country of ours and I've
just released the spread of his Woman to I seem
to fold spread in Woman's Day of Keesy and his

(45:04):
wife and his soaring career.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Thanks Jase. Remarkable.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
It's been out for a couple of days now. I
haven't heard anything from anyone about it.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Oh is it really? Yeah? Because Maniah.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
When it happened to him, he was like, it was
literally the worst week of my life or something.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Tell you what's really bloody interesting about it, Jase, Because
it's a long article. It's very very long. There's lots
of detail in there. Chris, I don't know if there
is the main thing. Oh well, I'm just going to
read if I can for a moment, a passage from
the spread. Meanwhile, with their home reno almost complete and

(45:41):
a whole lot of Europe ticked off the bucket list
last year, Chris and Lucy are thinking about the future
dot dot dot. Yeah, yo, hello, what.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
That doesn't say anything very of course, we're thinking about
the future. Everyone's thinking about.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Thinking about the future, all keysy, Yeah, I mean no more.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
That doesn't mean anything, And doesn't that carry on to say, no,
it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Chris gives a cheeky wink to camera.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Which this reporter found a bit ecky. Yeah, that's what
I said.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
But the real reason we're here is to read out
some of the headlines because the actual headline we haven't
revealed it yet, and so people have been texting through
on three four eight three what they think the headline
of the article will be Yes, I think we get
into it fellas.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yep, Chris t reveals how I met my Oh no,
a burger shed on me.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
So halfway through the headline they got interrupted. But it's
weird the come up of old sleazy Kezy and his
pepper only meat twins?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Is he really that shocking? Remember this isn't Women's Day,
I meet twins?

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Can have been again they come up of old Sleezy
Kezy and as pepperoni meat twins?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Is he really that shocking? I like that makes you
want to read it? Because I asked the question, is
he really that?

Speaker 4 (47:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I was gonna say, I like that? Is he really
that shocking? It makes you want to read more? Yes?
What about this one? Shocking bastard? Yeah? I love that?
And this one is similar. Kesey's ears are on the piss.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
That's not a headline, that's just someone texting that through.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
It does work on This one from Michael is to you, Laura,
local man with ears on the purse gets opportunity far
beyond his capability.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
This one from Harry, of course, the.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Article was about the fact that I'm taking over from
Laura McGoldrick as the host of Game of two Halves.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Massive, massive for your career.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Man, they're huge, thanks, Harry says, Game of two quarters
the beginning of the end.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
This one's good. Yes, Kezy is married. No, she's not blind.
Come on, that's not well, we've got we've got the
real one here. I'm gonna read that out. And it's
also got a byeline under it as well, so it's
sort of a two parter. You might want to sort
of critique this radio Stars Hot Romance The Key to

(48:22):
Chris's Heart. Okay, that's your headline. That's my actual Radio
Stars Hot Romance, the Key to Chris's Heart. All right?
Then the byeliners the Hodechy favorite a new Game of
Two Halves. Hosts lets us inside his private world. I

(48:43):
don't have the private world. There's really seedy that last bit.
There's nothing wrong with it. I just don't. I'm just
not out in the open, you know, I'm private.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Well, look the thing is Keysy, I mean, yeah, have
a lot of affection for you, mate, but your own
private world.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Yes, Maggie, I'm a bit slow on the uptake because
you've done it. Yeah. Old and I had the bus
romance sort of thing going.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Them and I as one was how I found love
on the bus because he met his missus on the
school bus. But what they've done here is a I
didn't even notice it, which is on me. But the
key to Chris's heart I had that hadn't even torn
on me.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
But that is absolute goal. Yes, that's good. I cannot
wait to put these all over the building. No, don't
this one's good. On three for eight three Keezy Nice
Guy Sober.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
In Stone Temple pilots there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Wednesday evening, the time being six twenty eight sellers.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Beer Varner is back for twenty twenty six. It's hitting
Wellington's Henry Stadium later on in the year in August.
It's a two day affair, the twenty first and the
twenty second, which is the Friday SAT Day. There is
an evening session and an afternoon session each day, so
you gotta choose.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Which one of those you want to go to. Yes,
tickets are available now Beervarner dot co dot inzre. But
it's over fifty of the best breweries.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
From across New Zealand and Australia and around the world.
Actually a lot of international breweries come along as well.
We'll be down there. We'll be involved as well, and
i'd say the Thursday night, it starts on the Friday.
Butt the Thursday night we'll be doing a live show
from somewhere down in Wellington.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
You can't wait.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I haven't been down to Welle for Is there what
it's called the stadium Henry Stadium.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
Yeah, it used to be Sky Sports Stadium and then
was pak Stadium.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah, we aspect. Yeah, that's how I remember. Yeah, or
just the Caketon Caketon? Can they just stick with one name?
Let's call to sponsorship. Hey Fellers, what's up, Jase. I've
got a question for you, and it's a legitimate one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
You know, we go out and about these days, you know,
cheap and cheerful for our jenner and stuff. When it
comes to eat, your restaurant setup, not even a restaurant setup,
but you know, like a food establishment where you're eating
and what is an acceptable waiting time for you guys
in terms of ordering your food and then said food arriving.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Sort of areas. I don't think you know until you
start saying to yourself. What's taken so if and long?
Is that the key? I think that's what it is.
I think it's a vibe. Yes, God, this has taken
along if in time, I'm.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Wanna be honest, all the cheap and cheerful places I
go to eat, I usually order online beforehand, and if not,
if I'm meeting people therefore dinner, I don't actually care
how long it takes, because you're chatting anyway, whereas.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
You quite often will go solo, order and wait and
pick up food. Is that right?

Speaker 4 (51:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Well I'll often go and this is the thing, right,
my wife and I will go out and have a
dinner together.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
And if it's taken twenty five minutes, what am I
going to talk about wife about for twenty five minutes?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
How you're in a her of a mood and you've
gone dark on her again? And look about that stuff? Kezy?

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Can I just say you missed this yesterday we revisited
the coffee the debarcle again and it ended up in
me and a her of a mood? H Can I
just you actually, like, really, I'm sorry to Sideline, but
you must know this. You're in her of the mood,
She said, to me because I said, well, the fellows
and I were having a bit of a chuckle about

(52:30):
the great coffee debarcle.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
What's for anyone listening that doesn't know, is that your wife,
like a year ago, when you make her a coffee
every morning and she one day asked you to not
burn the milk.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
No, well, yes, that's that is the that is the
thing in questions, she said, well, firstly, I never said
you burnt the milk. I said you froth the milk.
There's too much, too much froth. I don't want so
much from I was putting too much froth in her coffee.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
And I went, well, that's not what you said. But okay,
but wait, this is a great thing that I said
to Noah.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
But what we were actually having.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Jokes about was that you said I had I was
in a hoo of the moon.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
I was pissy for two days. Yeah, And she said
you were, Yes, I.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Think you were. And I was like, sorry, what excuse me?

Speaker 6 (53:18):
So right now you're in a horror of a mood
with your wife.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Well, good about it now I've got over it. But
it was just very funny that we went back and
I got all fired up again.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Yeah. Nice, I'm gonna say twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Yeah, twenty minutes for me is the my outside kind
of Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Can't put a time limit. It was just a vibe
becase I'm quite happy sitting there then and it's all good.
But yeah, yeah, I mean twenty would be a long time.
I don't see what's taken twenty, has taken twenty, what
was taken twenty?

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Actually we're into a restaurant the other day, quite a
nice one in the Ponsonby area, and they took iffing ages.
It took so long, and then at the end it
was like on the fos machine or do you want
to tip?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
You know?

Speaker 4 (53:59):
And then and the girl gave me stinky because I
hit no, I do not want to tip, because we
live in New Zealand.

Speaker 7 (54:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Yeah, I was like, well, if you're gonna ask for
a tip, you're gonna at least get that food out
ace exactly, yeah, far out.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
You were in a hood move for a couple of
days after what she said. Yeah. Sure. Was Jason.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
For the Hidiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Hodikylevove there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday, evening.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
The time is six forty one. Fellas, let's give out
a bit of advice, shall we? Sixty night at gmail
dot com Get in touch with the Fellas. Meet Petty
Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. It's a real
email address.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Get in touch if you have any advice one hundred
percent anonymous and you can win a prize if it's
read out.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
On the show AJS.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Good stuff man, Yeah, this one comes in from anonymous.
Can you just yell at now and get it out
of the way?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Please? What do you mean if you interrupt me with
the yelling? You know what I mean? What is the
anonymous writer? Right? Get a there?

Speaker 6 (55:03):
Feelers Anonymous here.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
My six year old has recently been coming to our
room late at night saying he's having nightmares and he
can't sleep. They often are about monsters coming for him
and his brother while sleeping in bed.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
My first thought is to.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Let him know that monsters aren't real, and in fact,
more scary things do exist later in life, such as
gas prices, mother in law's and the IID. Although I
stop myself from this advice is I feel it could
just make matters worse, leading to even more nightmares.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
And loss of sleep.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Please advice advise from one tired mama cheers anonymous.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Sex sex, Yeah, oh yeah, well the only way that
you can sort of do anything about that is, I
find is punishment. My daughter's sex. She would used to
get up in the night and complain about similar things,
you know, monsters, et cetera, et cetera. And I said, Jesus, well,
the last thing you want to be doing is coming

(55:58):
in here, right because as soon as you get out
of your bed, that's when they get you. If you're
stay in your bed, you're safe. They'll terrify you. Sure,
they'll be banging on your bed and roaring and mashing
their teeth in that, but they can't actually get you.
But you step foot outside of your bed, jeez, that'll
be the end of you. Really, that's right, Jase, they

(56:18):
gobble you up. That's exactly the words I used. And
so did that work? Yeah, she doesn't hop out of
bed now, not for that. No, no, no, there's other things.
There's other ways of doing it. There's we would sort
of use blackmail sort of stuff as well. You know, yeah,
if you get out of bed, we stop your education
right now. That's it. That seems pretty intense. Yeah, and

(56:40):
even though they're young, they sort of get there.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
They do get it, but they understand how important education is.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Yeah right, that's where their friends are, and that sort
of gives them a bit of relief from home life,
you know.

Speaker 6 (56:50):
Yeah, right, Okay, I mean that's pretty full on, it is, can.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
I be I'll be honest with you. I'll be honest
with you here.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
This is honest right now, this is it is genuine,
and it's not My wife was very much a hopp'in' darling.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
No, no, no, no, I don't run that.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
And I was like, well, I guess that she was
a cuddler, and you know, and and all of my
daughters had this weird thing of turning sideways in the
bed so that you'd be on the outer fringe and
that'd be cozy.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
I guess it doesn't matter so much when like you,
throughout those years, Joe, you were completely unemployed and unemployaball. Yes,
So if you don't know what to do the next day,
exceince it was a busy day, then that's fine. But
when you've got worked at a yeah, I couldn't do it.
We runs it up because as soon as you allow it.
Bang there They're trying to get in there every single night. Yes,
so yeah, no you can't, you can't have it.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
I remember going into my parents' bed when I was scared,
but it was very like the way I remember.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
It was like maybe once every couple of months. Right, yeah,
you know what I mean. So what you climb out
of the bubble and then into their bed. I climb
out of the bubble, and I had this little suit
I had to wear.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
It has matt has met suit and then I'd sort
of go as far as the cable would let me
out of my bubble and then hop into thebilical cord.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I used to call it. It's speak of the Devil?
What what little movie did I watch a part of today?
The Boy in the Bubble right with John Travolta. Oh wow,
isn't that amazing?

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Isn't it amazing how think synchronize in this great show
of ours.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
So the advice is tell them don't get out of bed.
That's when the monster you do, and you don't you
mention the I D and stuff like that, or just
leave that. I think it's beyond the realms of perception. Really, monsters,
they understand gobble you up. They understand. Yeah, teeth, they understand. Yes,
being audited, that's not such a big issue for the Well, Hey,

(59:00):
thank you so much for getting in touch. Do you get?

Speaker 4 (59:01):
If you have any advice? Meet Petty Nips sixty nine
at gmail dot com.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Thehichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in four.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Dog do do you go?

Speaker 3 (59:20):
That's a big show down and dusted for your Wednesday night.
What's the podcast outro clip today?

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Keezy?

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Today's podcast outro clip is entitled black Books.

Speaker 8 (59:31):
You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with
coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of
corner shop piss at three am, you do sometimes look
at yourself and think, yeah, this is fantastic.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Yes, we were talking about the correlation between drinking and smoking.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
We were the joys of it. Yes, it just seems
weird that we just threw to a clip from a
TV show. That's right, We went and well, the best
part of our podcast was some clip from Yeah Yes, which,
to be fair is fair enough. Yeah, it was very funny.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
It was the first time you guys were chatting about
drinking and smoking though, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Or anything like that. Make a year off home to
see it to leftovers, off home to leftovers. Yeah, that's right,
that's how I would have put it. Certainly. I have
a chat with the missus, put the daughter down to
bid the got my new catch which I'll lie on there,
probably watching another Oh no I won't. I watched tonight.
I'm watching Widows Bay. Widows Bay on Apple TV. If

(01:00:36):
you're not watching it, you simply masked. Play good stuff?
What about you? Keezy men?

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Are you gonna say Game and two Halves? Because obviously
I'm the new presenter. I'm going to go home, Jason,
have what was it? Lemon grass chicken? Yes, probably watch
Game of two Halves? Yeah, to watch himself, watch myself
see how it went. Yeah, because I had to be honest,
I left being like a bit of right, but then
pronounced was like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
It was fine. Yeah, but it was great. They said great.
Well that makes you a bit suspicious.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Yes, immediately, But Jason, I think you've got bird pool
on your shoulder.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Over compensating. You've got something on your blazer on the shoulder.
It might be it is it's a bird ship is
in your nickname? I hope you like it? Do you
actually need to say anything here. Hey, what are you
up to tonight?

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Should we just sign off here?

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
I'm going to meet my wife and we're going to
eat spicy goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Young hot pot. Yeah. Man with old bird ships, what
is it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
It's bird ship, your goose, it's not bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Goodbye, see you tomorrow for bye