FULL SHOW: Last Darts (feat. Alan McElroy)

On today's show, Jase is bench ready, Mike is biffing his kid's toys and Keyzie is a true believer.

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME:
(00:00) Intro: Thrifty J
(04:20) The Big Show Big Bet
(10:17) Your support for the Jizzbot
(14:33) TOY BOX
(18:57) Telly Time
(24:51) Intro: Torturing Jase
(27:39) One & A Half Mogeys
(33:38) LEAGUEEEEE    
(39:01) Alan McElroy!
(50:37) Intro: LESHGOOO
(52:22) The Brekky Challenge!
(57:41) Second to last chance!
(61:45) Farewell!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hot ache big show with Toledos from work days
to workouts.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It'll fuel your first.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome this big show, really big Jason Heights, Mino and
get at your mad bars.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
It's great to have your company on another glorious day
in the City of Sales. It's the thirtieth of April
twenty twenty six. And you, my friends, as ever listening
to the big show brought to you by Toledo's.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Out without dated hydration in with Toledo's then you standard
in clean electrolytes.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
Toledo get a no, absolutely stellion you Greek god.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
You were Donnis. How's life I I'm pretty grassy, your
mad dog? Your six son of a bee? Is that
a new jersey you're wearing.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, man, thank you for noticing.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Sick.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
The problem that I have now that I'm a CBD
boy is that I'm walking around all the time and
there's all these shops. There's all these second hand stores,
and I just going there with my wife and it's like, oh,
that looks nice.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
You did dish new top.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
He's had that top for years. That one there, Yeah,
that old hoodie, I've never ever seen it.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Really, he's had that one I feel like he's wanted
every single show we've ever done. Ever, it does feel
a little bit like that.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
But you bang on mogie Pitchers today, Pitchers Today?

Speaker 5 (01:30):
And what about that hat there with Reburger colored in
with a vivid Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Funnily enough, that was in a knop shop as well.
I could not believe it when I saw it.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
It was unbelievable. How you going, Keezy.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
I'm actually going a new hat?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, what a cool geez.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
It is a great new hat. I have a black
Warriors hat and I was starting to get a bit
worn out, so I've ordered the exact same Warriors hat.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, and it's got something on the peak underneath it,
which it's just a little sticker. Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Well, to be honest, I left it underneath my last
one and I held up my old one and my
new one, and I went on to make the match exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Actually, just on that hat front, my wife's pretty filthy
with you. She went to a great lengths to make
you a specialized Warriors hat, and she never sees you
wear it, Jace.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
She is disgusted, absolutely right, Jace.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
It is a It is a warrior's jersey cut into
a bucket hat.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yes, I can't wear that to work. You look really smart.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
With you really, it's really suited your sort of goofy face.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Okay, I'll wear it tomorrow. Good if I remember, Hey
Mogi on the Big Show with Old Mogi.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
It is the last day before the huge announcement of
our winner.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
We are off the Magic Round.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
We're going to see every single rugby league game in
the world, including the bronco versus the Warriors over in
Brisbane the drawers tomorrow at five pm. Stay tuned for
the qu to call and give us a ring on
eight hundred herd ache.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah, last you run out of chances to get in
the draw hair. We're going to do a couple today,
a couple more cuticles.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's one of the best things we've ever done our lives,
and you get an opportunity to come with us and
have a few quiet bears responsibly. Later on the show,
we've got Alan McElroy the Comedians, turning out to have
a young you know what he's I think he's irish.
I can never understand the word he says.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yes, I know what.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
He's got a certain vibe about him that I quite
like him.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Up next, Hoidy Jay brother, we're on the eve of
you giving up nicotine products, no vaping, no smoking darts.
You're only allowed to chew your gum. And that's your lot.
We've got one hundred dollars bet on it between the
three of us. Yeah, Keezy backs you. I beck addiction
over you any day of the week. You got no chance.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, here's Food Fighters.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarkeys.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Indeed, Supergoo's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past four o'clock
and we're on the eve fellas of the big bet.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
To bring people up to speed.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
A little while back, the challenge was put down for
me to give up the vape, give up the cigarettes
for a month for the month of May.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yeah, so this was me bringing this about because you
can't the amount of times you've come and said, oh
I've got such a headache, my lungs hurt, and then
I realized it was caused by the vape, and so
I was like, cool, give up the vape. Now. I'm
not an ad I don't have an addictive personality. I've
never been addicted to nicotine. So I don't understand, right,
And we've been down this path.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
We've given up cigarettes, Jace, you and I on this
show many, many, many times. Oh, yes, we had one
very early on. It might have been in the first
year we started. And we gave up for over twelve months.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
We went a good distance man to celebrate.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
We started smoking for four more years.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
But also most recently the last two times Jace has
given up on the show. Yes, in the last sort
of year. The first time you gave up the darts,
you were on the durries at the time. You went
outside the building here and there was a guy you
hadn't seen in ages, and he offered you a dart. Yeah,
and you've shared one with him. And the bit there

(05:14):
was that if you smoke you had to shout everyone
at the big show and their partner's a curry dinner.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yes, Then you tried to say that it didn't count.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yes, I did, but it did count. Had a delicious dinner.
It was great.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Now.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
That was all within twelve months, and then most recently
this was the worst. This was the worst one. Earlier
this year you said you were off the vape. You'd
given it up. Yes to your credit. To your credit,
you stopped doing it at work, so from what I
could tell, yeah, you had given it up.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
We had deep conversations about how you were facing your addiction,
how you shelt with the cravings that cat you look
at me in the eye, you told me. I was
asking you how you dealt with those cravings, because every
now and again the devil starts was spreading your ears.
I was like, how do you deal with this? You're
talking me through it, Mogi. You know, I know that
if I just give it a couple of minutes, something
else will take my attention and I'll be totally fine. Well,

(06:03):
then we find out from your wife you've been lying
through your teeth.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
I've never forgiven her for that.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
It's not her fault. We were at your house for
dinner and then I said, oh, blah, Jason's giving up
the vapor and then she goes, no, he has it.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I was basing that on previous experience.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
So we've made a bit and Mogi and said I
beat one hundred bucks. That's not going to happen, and
Keezy to his eternal credit, I said, yeah, I'll take
that on not my wife is firmly in the Micman
no camp.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
So she doesn't believe in you at all, not.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
At all, And in fact she texted the show and said,
you will not be making anybore bit about you giving up.
I was massively buoyed today by Padson joining the bat
and saying he too will back me and put in
a hundred bucks if I.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Give up.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Trying to shed, and it was like, wow, the fellows
are really backing me.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
The problem when you make these ways up is it,
of course I have to be on the other side
of that bet taking that bet. Now, Pugs knows I'll
be more than happy to take that bet. But I
know that Pugs isn't that stupid?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Well, he's I was.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Just let me, just let me reset everything here. So
the bit is, I will give Mike one hundred dollars. Yes,
if by the end of May, once you're into June,
you have had a vape or a cigarette, yes, and
you will as well, you will give him one hundred
dollars as well.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
However, if you get to the end of May into
June there and you haven't had a cigarette or a vape,
he will give each of each of us one hundred
dollars cash, yes, which is great now that no changing,
no making jokes about Kezy offering to actually pay two
hundred dollars and take over your part of the bet,
none of that.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
With that in mine fellas. It's come upon me very quickly.
So today I was out and about. I went to
the chemist. I gotman nicorette. I got a new because
I used to get it out in west Auckland. Of course,
now i'm you. And I went in and I said,
can you write me out a prescription? And they said, yes,
we can. Nicorette for Nicorette. I've got. I've got my

(08:07):
nicorette pet hatch, and I've just been told by Big
Dilly he said, I'll make I've got these nicotine pouches
which are like triple.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
The nicotine that you get from the Nickeorett. Right, so
I'm going to be pounding hard.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
I'm sweating myself now. I'm worried about this bit Nicorette.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
But I also want to put it out to the
audience on three four eight three. What other alternatives are
there out there? I'm going to need all of them.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
That's right, So give us a text three four eight three.
Every text in the daw for fifty bucks cash thanks
to Toledos. Also just words of support. I know we've
that's true. Okay, this is happening again. And you know
what's funny about if you get on those pouches is
in a few months time there'll be a new bit.
Can Jase give up the pouch? Yeah, that's right. You
know what's great for the cravings?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Ziggy God so good.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Yeah, do not encourage her. This is I will be encouraging.
Here's going to be cigarettes line all over this.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
I I've got a Steally resolve, No Steally resolve it's
made of and thank you Pats.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I appreciate it. Mate. Here's the rack on tears.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy Radio Head.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
The time is four twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Horny Jay giving up the vape and I haven't been
doing darries anyway, so it's not really giving up the darries.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
It's the vape. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Also, and to be very clear that you can't get
off the vape by getting on the darts. Yes, the
only thing that you're allowed during the month of May.
We've got the speak going on. You guys have been
one hundred bucks against me. I don't believe in you, Jace.
I love you, Yeah, sure, love you to stop. I'd
love you to quit and never get on that ever again.
But which is why I'm backing the we Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, wavering, Kesy. I feel like I get a sense
you're waiving.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
The only reason Keysy is going to waver it is
based on all the facts that he's facing and.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Also based the evidence. Yeah, you the only reason I'm
waivering because I look at you and I think, oh,
here we go. He's not going to give it up.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
So yes, no ciggis no vape now. The only thing
that you're allowed is nicotine gum. Were we that we
were that specifically want to go back to the tape
because we often have to do with you, Jason.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
No cutches?

Speaker 5 (10:33):
No, No, I'm fine with peaches either.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Catches are fine, but these there's been a little bit
of chat here about these, zin.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yes, So here look, nicotine pouches. This is from a
texture on three for three. Nicotine pouches aren't the solution.
I used to be a smokert then a vape, but
now I only use pouches and my nicotine intake is
much higher than it ever was.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Well, as I say, it's like triple the amount that
you get from your your nicorect's terrible.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Do I actually don't want to do that?

Speaker 5 (10:56):
No, that's right.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Not only do you not want to do it, you're
not allowed to do it. And that would be you've
lost the bit because I can see you just thinking,
what if I can just get through the month of May,
I can win this bit and then I can move
on with God.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Okay, now what about here will win?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I've actually got some now, so listen, maybe this will
help the listeners. Have text in this sport ready from Sam.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I don't know if I am really.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Exam right, Jayce, here we go. I want to send
my support. I believe in you and I'm totally confident
you can do it. Stay firm to your bit, Mogi.
You can do it, brother, Thanks mate, I love you, mate, Yeah,
I love you.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
So that wasn't for you, Jason, was for Moggie. What
about this one here from Rob? How about some willpower
from Hoidy j That usually works? Some willpower? Do you
have any of that left.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
It's not about willpower. We're talking addiction.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Here, right, okay, Jace mate advices from Liam. This sounds positive. Yeah,
good start, Hey Jace over here, man, it's me Liam
on three four eight three. Just get a porn addiction.
You'll forget all about the douche flu. Another great piece

(12:13):
of advice here on three four three smoke, Becky Cones.
Oh is that a thing?

Speaker 7 (12:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:20):
What about a pipe tobacco? Look at this? Look at
this rat crawling. It's just like, yeah, uh, ewan's tax
through here, try myth.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
The thing about this is Jason. You today's your last day.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I know, man, this is what I mean. It's come
upon me very quickly.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
That's from Victoria. Hey, Jason, if you tried just not smoking,
cheers Victoria.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
She doesn't get it, man, Yeah, tune into some other station.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Come on, geez, did any of that help from listeners?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Well?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Look, I mean, it's over over whelming support for Hordy Jane.
As I say, pak Sam becoming part of the bit.
I feel like it's not just Kezy now having to No.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
It's spread amongst the team.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Because I know what you're doing here. You're gonna think
it's way funnier to lose one hundred dollars for me
and packs you. This is what's happening because you're just
making it kee when you eventually.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Cave Keezy, what is nothing funny about playing with my
health mate?

Speaker 5 (13:26):
That's true. I hadn't thought about.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
That, all right. So midnight Tonight, Steamer.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on Radio Hoky Radio hold Ache celebrating food Fighters
new album Your Favorite Toy.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yes, indeed, we're gonna give away some toys and or
an album album.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
The food Fighters brand new album. It's called your Favorite
Toy and it's out now.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
What's your favorite toy? Keezy?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
I was a big I used to love model trains, Seriously.
I was a train set boy. Lego and hot wheels.
Those are my big three.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
No DELI in there.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Not when I was a kid. No, No, what was
your favorite toy? Jace?

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Wow? I mean I was brought up in an age
where we didn't have toys.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
No, that's right, that's right. You just had like stones
and ses, you know, like.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Bits of plastic and Cardboy plastic.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Had that been invented?

Speaker 7 (14:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Had man?

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Mogi? What was your favorite toy.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Look, I just loved punching on with my my brother
and my next door neighbors.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
So it was just fist fights.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Really yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
So the heads Yeah, okay, cool crack and skulls keezy.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Well, the good thing is yeah, nice man. The good
thing is fail is to celebrate your favorite toy releasing
from the food Fighters. Old Dave Grol stopped by and
he dropped off a massive box full of his favorite
toys and also copies of the vinyl. That was the
end of it, and he came in.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
It was either a huge rock star, but I thought
when he came in, he's actually a bit of a goose.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yeah, just wandering around the place's shock. Yeah, he's He's
a man of the people, isn't he.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Actually. It was kind of weird though, because he came and, oh, guys,
can I here's a box of stuff? We don't really
want your ship?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah yeah, I mean keep it to yourself.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Buddy Bogie came in and was like can you beat it? Mate?
And he was like, can you please just talk about
our album on the radio. We were like no, but
this is how it works. I'm going to reach into
the box Fellers and reach around there, do a little
reach around in there, and then I'll either pull out
come on, pull out a copy of the vital or

(15:44):
a toy. Right, sure, what's it going to be?

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Can we do that once we've got someone on the line,
and then it can be you do you want to
rustle in the let's go to the line.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Then good a Amy? How's life?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh? Good?

Speaker 8 (15:57):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (15:57):
How about yourself?

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Very good things? Amy? What do you do for a crust? Amy?

Speaker 5 (16:04):
I sell polystyrene for.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Okaye backbine And yeah you are food Fighters fan?

Speaker 10 (16:14):
Sure I am?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Good you are a food Fighters fair?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Amy.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
What's your favorite song? It's a question, but it's got
to be a longer.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Is your favorite Food Fighters drummer?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Such a great question.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
It's got to be old mate, dear.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
What's his name?

Speaker 5 (16:33):
What's we could name? Oh? Yeah that could yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Yeah, all right, Well keys, he's going to reach into
the box here, Amy, and see what he's going to
get for you.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
What do you hope.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
Like that?

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Casey?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Please?

Speaker 5 (16:54):
What are you hoping for? Amy? Well, you said out
some of the got piano fingers like an electric piano.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Oh he's imagine that.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Well, I've had a little reach around in the box
there and I have pulled out a copy of the
brand new vinyl Mate. How good? So you just hold
the line there, Amy and old Pugs. That'll get that
shipped out to your asap. Alright, thank you.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
No worries, have a great day. She sounded very nice. Yeah, yeah,
totally absolutely.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
Loving it made her sound really nice.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Jose do you just sound like a very pleasant person?

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Keysy, what are the sort of toys have they got
in that boxy? Keys? There's a heap of stuff and
I think it's meant to be a surprise.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Oh okay, that's what said.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
I heard there was a racing car in there.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Can next time when you when you reach and can
you do it the other way around? Because I already
didn't appreciate you putting your ass in the air like that.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
All right?

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Actually, just on that you should listen to the podcast
out today. I realized that, oh yeah, it comes out
at seven pot oh.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
M pity.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
The whole Key Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
And Andy Warholes there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
The time is four point fifty three, which means it's
time for what's on the telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
You didn't watch anything last night, Feels, but I did
finish off a book brad Thorne. Champions do Extra.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Do you hear about this? Keezy?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
You know about Champions man, know about brad Thorn. They
do extra, Brother, it's about old brad Thorn. You heard
about him?

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Yes, Nogi, can you get off?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
He's from down South. He was a kiwi fella there
and then his family moved over to Australia, to queens
Land and he started playing Buckler League. Signed by the
Broncos when he was about seventeen and had a bit
of a weapon of an old man, very competitive with
his dad and his brother, et cetera, et cetera. Great life,
great lessons in there. It's an easy read, goes written
by our friend Dylan Cleaver, but some good lessons in there.

(19:04):
And he's just old school work yours off, give everything,
try and go back. He's a man of God. You
heard about God?

Speaker 10 (19:12):
Yeah? Man.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Jesus yeah, a bit of chat about Jesus and then
which I don't mind actually as I get old, a
little bit of Jesus chat.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Absolute weapon. Look, it's not it's not going to it
might change your life. I'll give it. I'll give it
three point eight busies out of a possible for wow,
three point eight busies. Three point eight busies. And it's
not going to change your life.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Probably it's probably well, it might do because it's just
good life lessons. At the end of every chapter he
sort of tells you some things that you can apply
to your life, which I think is a useful thing
for people to have. People think that a guy like him,
it just happens that guy works like a goddamn doll.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
There are two different types of athletes. There are athletes
that are born with amazing talent, and then there are
guys that aren't and have to work bloody had akasy.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
And then there are guys like him that's born very
gifted six foot four by the time he was seventeen,
one hundred and ten kilo's weapon and also had the
work effects.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
So boom boom aka Pugson.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
That's so funny. You should bring that up. Actually, I
was taking the recite that was taking.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
The recycling down last night, Mogi to the recycling and
we've got a apartment like this.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
TV related book.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
You know, you can put your spare box and whatever.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
It's like, you know, and you go to a books
repository as well.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
You know, people just put all the books that they've
read and it's just a kind of cart full of.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Box, so free and swee, you chuck your old ship books.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
And then I picked up the one on Body Barrett
called sixty six I think it was called. It was
a pictorial Pictures of Body Barrett. And so I turned
the TV last turn.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
It off last night and just went through the pictures
of Body Barrett.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
So you had a Body Barrett going for a swim.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, Body Barrett down at the beach with his wife.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
He seems lovely.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
Oh you likes and she doesn't like you. By the way,
four point four busies out of five.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yes, a picture book, Yeah, baby bart, that's so good.
I met.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
I met his wife and she's not a fan of us.
I want to point that out because he always plays
our podcast in the car and yeah, she's not a fan.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Last night, fell As, I watched the second episode of
Celebrity Treasure Island on TV. Yeah, can I say who
did it? It hasn't quite grabbed me yet. It's not
a murder mystery logie. How would it be if it
was Liberty Treasure Island Keys. He's sorry to distract you.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
And at the start of it they kill one of
the celebrities and then you have to work out who
did it?

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Who just floating there that. Yeah, so it hasn't hooked
me yet. Fully, you're still entertained. I'll still watch it. However,
quite a funny thing happened one of the first people
to go home. I don't think it's a massive spoiler
because it's the first episode. Is this beauty queen girl
I don't know anything about her a couple of years ago. Yeah,

(22:10):
so she goes home and everyone's crying about it. Yeah,
and they've only known it for like two hours. That's right.
And I'm sitting there and I'm like everyone that's crying
about it, I'm like, you've got a missus, You've got
a missus. I wouldn't be on TV crying because the
Smoke Show just what.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
We were talking of Annie Minnett about yesterday, who was
in the studio and he's on Celebrity Trees.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
But that's what i'd hear.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'd seen a review on the spinoff and they were
saying that half a dozen people were crying that this
person had been seen home, been on the island for
four hours.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
That's what's going on. I turned to my wife and
I was like, if you're watching this and I was
on TV crying because the incredibly beautiful woman I had
just met went home, what would you feel? And she
was just like, I don't know what I'm.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yeah, very funny though, how many buzzies?

Speaker 5 (22:52):
I don't know? She didn't. Oh the show at the
stage three, No, at the stage two point eight. But
I'm gonna still it out because I love that show.
You always have, always well plenty. Oh, no you go,
there you go.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
I'm coming up after five.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Actually I'll go coming up after five. Another chance to
get the draw from Magic Now you go Magic Ground.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
We've got comedian Alan McElroy.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
We've also got a bit of Maggie chet too.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Oh wow, I can't wait for that.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in week dated four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
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Speaker 2 (24:05):
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it's bloody great stuff.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Certainly as fellas. Hey, we've got a big hour coming up,
another chance to get the drawer from Magic Rounds that
is being drawn tomorrow at five pm.

Speaker 9 (24:19):
Water.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
No sleep for Hoody Jade tonight really because I'm giving
up the vape tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
I mean that might sort of factor in a little bit.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Whatever. Yeah, are you genuinely with this bit? Because for
those that don't know, from midnight tonight to the end
of May, Jase is no longer allowed to vape or
have darts. Are you gonna go hard on it tonight?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (24:43):
And also another question, this is going for longer than
just one month.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Right, Look, it's just it's just focus on the task
in front of us. Keezy.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
I just think like the future doesn't exist.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
There is only now.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
Yes, it does.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
So I'm just going to be focused on eating well keeping.
My exercise is having the old Nicorette gum bit.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
And you know, you guys are going to have to
be prepared that I might be a bit moody.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
This is you know, I'm I get to pay you know,
one hundred dollars a year or two hundred dollars, whatever
it might be. And I'm just going to have the
time of my life. I know you either win or
I get thirty one days of torturing Jace and you especially,
And I think you're going to feel like the most Keysy,
to be honest with you, Jay's all sort of either
vapor or smoke or he won't.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
He'll be sort of pretty. Lais a fear about it,
won't you?

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Just yeah? Probably?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
But Keysy is going to be stressed and disappointed.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
And also because like I'm just sitting here, I just
want one's best for Jason. Yeah, sure, I want Jason.
You know I want Jase. Doesn't want what's best for Jase. Man,
just leave Jason alone.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Your faith has gooded my loins.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Key does mean?

Speaker 9 (25:54):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Really?

Speaker 5 (25:59):
My faith has got barred up?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Is that it?

Speaker 4 (26:01):
And what especially now that Pugs is on board as well?
I'm fire up fellows. Here there's kings of lear.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
The Hlarcky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy Tune
inkdays and four on Radio HO Lucky.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Es indeed Green Day there on the Radio HO Lucky
Big Show. This Thursday evening. The time thirty minutes past
five o'clock.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Fine six here the night men men, men, men, men, women, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, women, men,
men men, one in the house.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Seconds on that.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
That's good stuff, hey, fellas, I got sick again, another
long weekend. Mogie gets sick again. My wife and daughter
went down to Wellington. I was meant to go as well.
Obviously I couldn't go. It was my sister in law's
thirtieth birthday tragedy to miss out on. But I got
to stay home and do a little bit of work.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
That's great. So that was great.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
The other thing I got to do was clean my
daughter's room and clean the house. But mostly my daughter's
room was my focus because I hate and Jace. You'll
know this having had four children of your own. Four daughters.
The accumulation of crap that you get. Yes, your family
give things to your kid, your friends give them crap,

(27:25):
and you end up with books and toys. We end
up with It's like it's like that whirlpool in the
middle of the Pacific Ocean that you hear about where
it's like a million tons of plastic and garbage swirling
around out there.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
That's what my daughter's bedroom is like.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yes, serving now and again, it gets tidied up, and
then about eight minutes later it's just garbage everywhere. We
tried to run a thing where there was no plastic.
We told everybody we don't want any plastic in this house.
Our house is full of plastic now, absolute rubbish. I
try and go through there and clean everything out, just
so you can see the floor, and my daughter knows

(27:59):
what to do. She immediately starts crying. Every single thing
that she has in her house. Every and I'm talking
about a stick that she gets outside, to some gift
that's been handed down through the generations. Everything is an
absolute treasure. Yes, it must be held on to forever
and ever. And I'm not kidding you. A stick, a

(28:19):
leaf that she's found outside she's got a stone that
kind of looks like gets the shape of a heart.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
One hundred percent. That's cute.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I didn't throw that out, but they're out of the house,
so I went through it, and I think I've worked
out a method of throwing things away and clean out
the house. So the first thing you do is you
go through. Now, Jess, I want to know from you
when you were in that, when you were, you know,
bringing the girls up when they're really young. Were you
the person that wanted to throw things out?

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yes, yes, yes, I was very much so.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
And I used to get to the point of despair
with it sometimes because four girls. Yeah, there was so
much shit, Tully sticks and you would go and b
Mogi's right. They get fascinated by all sorts of stuff,
you know, and stuff they bring home from school, like
covered and glue and shit.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Glitter and stickers, and it's just like.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I forgot about the stuff that comes from from school,
everything that comes and they've got a goddamn cheek.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
These schools.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
They get them to make all of this crap, and
it's amazing, don't get me wrong, it's all amazing. They
get them to make it all and then they stuff
it in their bags, these teachers, and they send it home. Yeah,
like I want it, keep it in the classroom, and
it's up on the walls, it's on the fridge.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
What am I meant to do with it? So you're
just trying.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
In the end, they get to an age where you
can tell them to put things in the rubbish bin
and then they go out there and they find all
the shit that you're throwing away, and ah, there's tears.

Speaker 7 (29:45):
Now.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
So what I've worked out is while she was away,
what I've done is I go through and I throw
out everything that I know I can get rid of
that she's going to have no idea about. So she's
moved on with their reading where she's reading like Famous
five and all pretty big books and stuff. Now she's
only six, but she's a genius apparently, Keysy, I don't
know if I told you. Yeah, So I went through
throughout every single picture book. When I say throughout, I

(30:08):
mean I gave it to the Salvation Army, throwing it
out gone. Yes, unless it's got some kind of you know,
inscription from a family member or something like that, then I.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Held an emotional attach thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Anything that's made out of paper.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
It's in the bin. It's gone. Then I go through
and I grab all of the toys. Now she's got
about eight million soft toys. So I take all of
the ones that i've never I haven't seen her play
with for the last five and a half years. I
take those and I put them into a candy stripe bag.
I've got lots of those bags, yep. So I fill
that up, and then I take some of the other
books that I think that she might want as well.
Now I take that bag and I put it under

(30:41):
the house. Now for the next two weeks. At some
point she asked me where one of those toys are.
I can go down to the bag and I can
grab it out. Yes, if over the course of the
next month, she never asked me anything about any of
those toys gone. They all go down to the Salvation
Army and they're absolutely gone. That place now is beautiful.
That bedroom she came home, she was overjoyed. So that
is my method for getting rid of things. I want

(31:02):
to know from people if they've got another method for
getting rid of crap, because it's a disgrace.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Well, I tell you what happens too. As they get older,
or that it's not that that. This very day I
went into my door at my youngest daughter's room. It's caps,
it's plate, yes, it's clothes, it's Bucky bongs, it's the
whole thing. And I just I only go in there
to get the plates and the glasses, and I do

(31:29):
a quick vacuum because there's so much sht all over
the floor, and I just go on most of the time.
Now I don't even open new door.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
I'm not doing it.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
So what's in your room? Right?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
So?

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Is your room just like a bed? A pack of
darts six six swing? That's it.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Oh, We've got a beautiful Chinese sort of cabinet, set
of drawers. We've got a beautiful set of sort of
shelving that we have in there. Got a very nice
sort of antique old green arm chair. We've got two
this question in a couple of lamps. What else have
we gotten there?

Speaker 5 (32:06):
And Queens Drug for.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Welcome back for the Big Show, Maggie Crown three bag.
Let's put another mad busted.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
On the bench.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yeah, big day tomorrow, Fellas we do the drawer about
five o'clock tomorrow afternoon. So if you have been put
into the draw, make sure you got your phone on
a yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
That's right if so, and you're gonna call from us.
You and mate could be joining us over in Brizzie There,
Sun Corp Stadium, eight games of rugby league, flights, accommodation
all taken care of, and you'll be looking up with
us to have a few quite responsible ones over in Brizzye.
Fifteen sleeps, feelings is it? Fifteen sleeps fifteen sleeps until
zero sleeps for three days for the feelings for the

(32:52):
fel just rugby league.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
I have to admit I've been intrigued by you two
and your trepidation about the trip.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Well, you're both going.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
The problem that I've got is that my recent endeavors
for smoking, darts and drinking booze has left me sick.
So I'm wed. I'm weary that I've gotten too that
an age now where I actually have to quit. I'm
really concerned about it. I'm really concerned about it. So
that's my interpretation. If I was brand new like Kezy,
I'll be frothen. Well, that's the thing, and my trepidation.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Is I keep flashing back to the flight home last year,
which we were woken up at six am to get
on this flight. You guys all got upgraded to premium economy.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
That was so good.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Man and Meniah and I were back in economy with
our heads against the seat in front of us. Both
of us didn't say a word for about five hours
because it was the worst hangover I've ever had. Responsibly. Yeah, yeah,
but that's that's future Keezy's problem.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yes, true.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Right now, Key is ready to go to the lions.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Let's go to the phone lines. Good leamire, mad bastard?
How's life?

Speaker 5 (34:00):
He's good?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Thanks mate? How are you going?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (34:02):
Good?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Thanks mate?

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Now what do you do for a crust?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Liam? I'm in the traffic controller.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Wait hang on, that was me mate, He's a he's
a shocking bastard.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
By the way, what do you really do.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Mate, There's no way you're on a traffic controller, not
for real?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah no, I've been working with Jacob Palmerston North and
now at Auckland Tower.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Oh wow, awesome, well done, good William? Just quickly so
if Jake wins are you his plus one and vice versa?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Well he rickons it Amor's plus one.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
But if I weren't reckon, I might take his message.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Yeah, okay, good sound. I'll tell you what, mate, You're
on the drawer, so make sure you're tuning at five tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Right, cheers, tellers, I will think enjoy your mate.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Get on you man, Brian? Good a, Briar, how's life?

Speaker 9 (35:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
That's good? Tell me, Brian, what do you do for
a crust? I'm a student at UNI and Toyoa. Oh
what are you standing there? Brih physio therapy?

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Am I right in saying that? Toyoha? That's the the
old Bay Plany Polytechnic there, right, yes, yes it is.
I used to go to that poly tech. Man. Big
things coming for you there, Brian. It's a great it's
a great spot. It breeds the next the next generation
of create New Zealand.

Speaker 10 (35:35):
Right.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Sez.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
You're freaking out, man?

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Are you okay?

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Passionate about education? If you're having to win, who would
you take with you? Your mad dog?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I would take my dad because he is an amazing person.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Next to you right now?

Speaker 7 (35:51):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (35:53):
What have you done wrong? Bro? What's Brian? What's your
dad's name? He's yeah? In order to call.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
I think Dion's actually gone. He's probably in the daw
as well already.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
Well he's on housey, so call him through.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Shocking, hay Brier, you're in the draw. Good luck, get
a told your man Bassett house life.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
No bad yourself?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah good thanks mate? What do you do for a crast?

Speaker 7 (36:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Back? Are you busy?

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Toddled out at the mate?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
I you know, I don't think I've ever spoken to
a chippy who said to me they're not flatter.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
You've never spoken to a chippy he's not a liar?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Stuff to if you win this prize, man, who you
bring with you?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Uh, probably the younger brother. He's just of a lake.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
He mean, how much younger is he?

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yere?

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Sweet? Yeah, you're in the drawer tide. You hold the
line all right on your mates.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
And just a reminder, five o'clock tomorrow afternoon we're going
to draw the winner.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Fellows. One big shout out to Boyschrip dot co dot
in z Sports Travel made Easy. They have made this
entire thing possible. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole
trip sold out now, to be honest, fellas.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yeah, very close. I think Eazy Hey. Coming up next
comedian Alan McElroy.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
The Larchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hode.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Indeed Bush there on the radio Honarkey Big Show, this
beautiful Thursday evening. Now, fellas we know, the New Zealand
Comedy Festival is kicking into gear, so we are going
to be inundated with a plethora of comedians.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
We've got one with us right now, the one, the only,
Allan McElroy. How are you mad?

Speaker 10 (37:55):
It's very good, your mind, bastard, yourself very good.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Well, that's not what you said when you came in,
and I can. I just not because you did this
last time. You were late.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
I wasn't late.

Speaker 10 (38:04):
I was talking to you and I'm trying to impress
them because I want a job's.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Playing, Toddy.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
It's been a while since we're senior house life. Very good,
very good. Hells I for you, you're great.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Thanks. I just moved into the city, did you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
I got an apartment in town there and dear, relationships
going really well.

Speaker 10 (38:31):
Where the else you're living and I used to live
in the city. It's a good place I live in.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Well.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
I don't want to name this tree because uh, you know,
I'm a pretty big cheese around these You're the biggest.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Bicheese.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
I don't want you know people that know my exact location.
How I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
You're doing good, I'm really good.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
My family's well.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Things tonight, Yeah they can.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
We just into youllow the crew. Is it look good?

Speaker 7 (39:01):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
How I was?

Speaker 7 (39:02):
I know?

Speaker 10 (39:02):
But I will keep on pushing this.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
I want to know everything about him. I can tell
you if you want. It's mostly boring stuff. Ellen. You
are here as part of the New Zealand International Comedy
festal which kicks off I believe tonight tomorrow night. Friday night.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yeah, Friday is tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
Now.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Last time you were in here you hit a show
called Ah Jesus, Ah Jesus. That's right. So you are
fresh from the Melbourne Comedy Festival with a new show
called I Am Chaos. Is that you basically realizing that
maybe you are the issue? It's always been me? Yea,
It's always been me.

Speaker 10 (39:31):
Andres a lot of stories that have come up recently,
and I say a long story short. I went to
Spain for a week because I got drunk on Christmas
Day and video called my family and we drank with
my family and then we didn't have Christmas dinner because
we got so drunk, and then we didn't realize that
we agreed to go to Spain for a week. And
then we went to Spain for a week and I
upset everybody. For the whole week it was jet lagged
and that's and all he kept on is you were

(39:52):
jet legged, because I'm jet lagged. And they kept on
saying you're chaotic, You're too chaotic, and I went, that's
my new show, and I upset. I don't even talk
to half the family anymore.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
I have a show and that's all the matters. So
does that mean they tripped in? Becomes a business experience.

Speaker 10 (40:04):
Everything becomes.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Can you write a joke about all of your staff?
Climb everything?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Absolutely everything? Yeah, I already are up me. So you've
just been to the Melbourne Comedy It.

Speaker 10 (40:18):
Was amazing, It was it was crazy. It was absolutely mental.
You're gigging NonStop every single night, two gigs, anime some
days more. You get a lot of lunatics. Yes, because
I forgot, I got the dates mixed up. So I
got back from dun Eden and I thought I had
a day off, and then I got tagged into a
message thing and said you're on.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Tonight and I went what in Melbourne? In Melbourne?

Speaker 10 (40:41):
So I had to I had to cancel flights, rebook flights,
move clothes from one suitcase to another suitcase, didn't even
wash them. I came home. My my missiles had to
scrape me clean when I came home. And then I
flew along a long way to go to Melbourne, about
seven hours or nine hours and get there and I
made a video and I heard it on Instagram of
me just getting a pile of socks that weren't matched

(41:03):
and just threw it in the case. Just a silly video,
a real that we do. And then there was a
lady that seen me on a cruise and she she
flew three hours to give me a pair of socks. Yes,
he's a lunatics.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
That's a.

Speaker 10 (41:20):
Face from drugs like sort of things.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
It was mental.

Speaker 10 (41:23):
The whole festival was insane. She was lovely, but she
didn't have a tongue.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
So you're just you're just.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Just looking a stump. God, so you said it, you
brought me into this.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Don't follow Mogi. He's a shocker. Never do that. We've
got comedian Ella mech Roy with us. Uh, he's going
to show Iron Chaos and the New Zealand International Comedy Festival.
Am I right in saying it? Off the back of Melbourne? Man,
you must be firing on all cylinders, ready to go bulletproof?

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (41:51):
Yeah, I had to carry you shoulder the night the Classic.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
They were all crap.

Speaker 10 (41:53):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
I don't mind saying that.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
Have you lifted, man?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Have you lifted?

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (41:59):
And once the Crawds were you're doing in Melbourne? What
sort of numbers they have done?

Speaker 10 (42:02):
You were pretty good? I started doing a I started
doing a pre like because I when you when you
realize you're making money, and that's okay.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
I did a promo.

Speaker 10 (42:11):
Code and it was a four letter squear ward, right,
and I had eleven four letter swear words, and I said,
whatever you put in the promo code, you get a discount.
And there was one that got a sixty percent discount.
So then they all were trying to I'll do the
same again. If only your listeners want to come to
the show, send me on Instagram a four letter squear
ward and it was the correct swear word. I'll get
I'll get you in for free.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
I don't care.

Speaker 10 (42:32):
Good I don't care anymore.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
I don't know anymore.

Speaker 10 (42:34):
Just fill the realm that mental.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Whether you go, if you want to go see Alan
McElroy live in the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. Missage
you on Instagram say a swear with most people do
anyway right without the prompt stop from out of the crowd. Yeah,
go with tune fillers.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Tuney you mean the Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike
and Kyzy tune in on radio.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Some DBC boys here on the radio. Holdarky Big Show
this Thursday evening. I've got comedian Ellen McElroy with us.
You were talking, we were talking in the break there. Ellen,
you've done a bit of what do you call it?
It's suddenly gone out of my head ship action?

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Do you go? There?

Speaker 7 (43:13):
You go?

Speaker 5 (43:13):
So, because I've heard this before, Jay, it's not forgetting
where I am or what I'm saying. But I've spoken
to comedians before who they basically there is a role
on a ship for a comedian where your whole thing's
taken care of, yes, and you get paid yeah, and
you just have to do obviously your job a few nights.
Is it a couple of shows a night?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I think.

Speaker 10 (43:30):
I don't know if I told the story last time.
You have to do some my forced one. I did
two or eighteen shows the Force Night two shows, and
I swear a lot that's what you did, and the
little kid that came up. And so I've done it
a lot since and I am right on the line
with what I talk about and what I do.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
So you get one or two you're shocking.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Yeah, I could see that, and you actually, well, I
can see you and yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
And so.

Speaker 10 (44:01):
The last one, I did that because they got quite
cheap with the flights and stuff, so they booked. I
had to fly from Auckland to Melbourne and Melbourne to Darwin,
and I don't know how long that took.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
It took a long time.

Speaker 10 (44:12):
And then we had a nine o'clock show that night
in the theater and I just shared this on my
Instagram yesterday, a bit of it. And I don't know
if I can share the full video because I might
get sacked it's too much. I insult them too much.
But half nine, I walk out on stage, hello, blah
blah blah, and then a couple walk out and I
can see them, well yeah, and so I chased them

(44:35):
because I flew a day. Yeah, I chased them, made
a messive if it yeah, and I'm like you going
and I chased them right, and he said we have
to go, we have to go to bed. And I
made a joke saying, has the Viagara kicked in? Is
that what happens? Right? Because they were quite older and
he had a jumper over the shoulder, so.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
They were wearing boat shoes.

Speaker 10 (44:56):
Would have been I didn't look down. Yeah, I was furious, right.
And then so there's a bit back and forth and
he tried to take the mic off me and uh,
and it was it was like one of them Donald
Trump handshakes you Yeah, what you're doing. And then he said, uh,
we're leaving because you drop the F bomb too much.
And then I said, well, f often right, and then
the crowd laughed. So I went with her and I

(45:18):
and I jumped back on stage and I had fun,
and the rest of the show was the show. And
then the next day I kept on getting a swarm
of people because on the ship, this is weird. On
the ship, you're famous because your your face is everywhere,
and then when you get off the ship, it's back.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Yes, but on the ship.

Speaker 10 (45:35):
They follow you everywhere. So everyone kept coming up showing
me photographs and the couple out for dinner, right, and
and and doing stuffing like that's that couple. I'm like,
stop stalking a couple of Right. So I made a
whole job I shared on the on the thing, but
I made a whole joke about you know, you know,
he's he's afraid of.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
The F bomb.

Speaker 10 (45:53):
What if he's involved in this whole pineapple.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Situation, you know what I mean.

Speaker 10 (45:57):
And he's doing he's doing all the filthy stuff when
he's over the place. But as soon as someone turns
around and goes f me, he's like, sorry, I'm yes,
walked away. So yeah, I still get people sending me
pictures of the couple when they see them, like it's
just insane.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Funny that they lied about it, but it was your
filthy mouth that.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
It was.

Speaker 10 (46:16):
Yeah, I probably torn them on. I don't know. Some
people have some people have an irish fetish. It's called
a puttyphile.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
This is real.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
It's help there.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
It reminds me of a story back in the day
Ellen where a colleague of mine, a female colleague of mine,
was doing a corporate gig.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Yeah, and it was all very high for looting and
all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
And she dropped the F bomb about thirty seconds into
her sit and this lady and Pearls stood up and
went no, no, And the whole gig was basically shut
down because she put the F bomb out there.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Wow, believable.

Speaker 7 (46:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (46:52):
I don't know if I can tell the story, but
I did. Again, probably not, I probably not.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I'll tell it.

Speaker 10 (46:55):
And I even see what you think. I was asked
to do the Variety Artist Club thing. I don't know
if you've you've heard of that or whatever, and it's
a it's really it's really weird. And I was told
to sit with a load of magicians.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
That we're in the top hit, isn't It's there's a.

Speaker 10 (47:11):
Lot of a lot of that carry on, right, But
one of the magicians at the table. Now I upset
half the room because I swore. But you're half loved it,
and that was fine. But sitting with the magicians, they
were all everyone made kept making this disappearing joke, oh, disappearing,
the same joke every time. But what got us Me
and my missus went out to the bar. You had
to buy your own drinks, went down to the bar

(47:33):
and there was a magician in front of us and
he had his bank card glued between two playing cards
to make it look like his bank card was a
was a playing card and he's like whoa, and we're
like and it wasn't working because the bank card is
covered by card. And in the end he just goes,
I'll just pay cash, you lunatic.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Now you're sure, I am chaos CAZy? Whereabouts?

Speaker 10 (47:59):
Right?

Speaker 3 (48:00):
What time? And what dates?

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Well? I mean allan be able to give you the
exact dates, Jace. But it's happening in the New Zealand
Comedy Festival. When's your first date?

Speaker 10 (48:09):
Fourteen fifteen just two days six o'clock, which is mental
Q tier six o'clock is insane.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Alan McElroy here to the Comedy Festival dot co dot
ins in website, track them down there or missage him
a fall of a swear on Instagram and he'll get
you in there at a discount. Mikel Roy or McElroy, Mickaelroy,
We got your man, McElroy's McElroy.

Speaker 10 (48:32):
Nikel Roy is offensive and race yeah, come on.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Man, oh no, the hold aching big show with Jace
Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
Radio Hold, I.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Can welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening to the
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Speaker 5 (48:50):
Oh, brands are done. Toledo's is taking over. No nasty is,
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Speaker 3 (48:55):
Yeah, Toledos.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Zealand made as well fellas, Yes, foreign much out of here,
that's what he's I didn't.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Well, I do say that, don't. Yeah, I'm a Kiwi
boy at heart. You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Totally you buy New Zealand made.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Don't you buy everything? Man, everything New Zealand made?

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Hey, tell you what fellows? Another chance to yourself in
the drawer for Magic Round?

Speaker 10 (49:28):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (49:29):
So keep an air out get ready to call eight
hundred hod.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Actually I don't know if you've heard Kezy, but we're
drawing the winner for that tomorrow after five.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
What time? Five? I'm at work at five? Yeah, man,
you're going to be here, so keep your phone turned
on me yep, okay, yeah, well definitely because I've won
the last two years in a row.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Totally totally. Hey, Also, what's going on with Breakfast? Because
we issued them a challenge yesterday while we sort of
you put a proposal to them. Have we respond Have
they responded?

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Have they respond?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (50:00):
I think they have. So we'll listen to some audio
on that next.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Maybe what a great, great idea.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Thanks man. This is a tune tune. This is jaceo
jas Less Gold Jace your left goes.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
I haven't done that in a while.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Ah, go on the Hives, Let's go.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
On Radio hod A Pearl Jam there on the Radio
Hodarky Big Show this Thursday evening. Now the Breakfast versus
Big Show challenges on't we? We sent an idea of
proposal to the Fellows yesterday a bench press competition Fellows
for the four with the combined weight being the winner
who has the highest combined weight will win.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
That's right. So we've been back and forwarding about potential challenges.
I think they put this one forward originally a week
or so ago, and we were like, oh, yeah, I've
decided to lock it in so we can move this
thing along. I believe we were pushing for all four
of us, including Pugs, whereas they were pushing for three
v three because their producer. That producer, Zoe isn't what

(51:10):
I would call a powerhouse. No, so let's just see
what they've got to with that.

Speaker 8 (51:14):
You are of the opinion that it should be only
the three of us sitting in this room right now,
and Zoe should be excluded.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
I just think three on three makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
I think we've got three people in the studio. They've
got three people in the studio. Keep tidy, keep it
inside the studio.

Speaker 8 (51:30):
Is part of your concern that if we bring Zoe
into this equation, who would weigh about thirty four kilos,
soaking wet, with a rock in her pocket and doesn't
know which direction to press to do a bench press.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Life? But I asked it a moment before, and she
can do it.

Speaker 8 (51:45):
The issue is that if we bring Zoe in, that
then opens the floodgates for Pugs to come in. Yep,
And anyone who's seen Pugs recently will know he is
in great shape. Also, you don't think women should compete
in the mail fields.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
No, it's not that I don't think women should compete
in maithfields. I just think you've got to go a
like for like. Will I be doing a urine test
on everybody.

Speaker 8 (52:03):
Yes, for drugs, I know, for for six okay, but
just looking at someone going number one, that's not that's
not a urinee. We're off in the weeds here. Yeah,
I want it on record. I think Zoe should be
because that also means that if we if we lose,
then we can blame it on.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
So right, So Jerry's one pushing for three v three,
it should be four v four. I don't know. I
don't like the way they use the term the floodgates
open when pug Sun comes in, like he's some sort
of giant river in a gorge. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Well, I mean I understand their concern re Pugs because
he is our secret weapon.

Speaker 9 (52:39):
He is a.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Not how much does it's not? We know he's a
beast with the weight.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
So I feel, you see, because I look at myself
and I go, look, I'm not a big unit. Now
I don't know that I can, you know, do a
huge amount of weight. But I look at Pugs and
I go, well, he'll compensate me absolutely.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Here's what we do. Right, Here's well, and this is
just an idea because pug Son is such a weapon.
So Jason, whatever, Zoey lifts, you just left the same amount. Yes,
whatever Ruder lifts, I'll loft the same amount, Mogi, whatever
Jerry lifts. Yeah, you look the same amount. Because Pugs
is going to make up for easily clean up Mania
and make up everything else, going to demo Mania.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
He dead.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
He was saying that he's going to make Mania look
like an idiot. Wow.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yeah, he's pretty fired out.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
I mean and righty so, I mean righty, so with
this is his field, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
I came in today and he was doing the old
boob thing with his muscles, you know what I mean,
You're making them down.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
And I was like, boy, I mean, I feel very.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Very confident that we are going to take this out
with old pug Son and the arsenal.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Well, the pug Son on the arsenal there, he's always
hanging out the back of a tubet protein is Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I've walked in many many times and found him with
a needle hanging out of his the steroids.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
I was going to say, there's been times where I've
come in and he's felt a bit roidy, you know
what I mean, Well, whoa back back off there pucks out.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
And that's why the temper has been getting out of control.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
So when he said to me he's feeling a bit roidy,
it was steroids, cause I thought it was hemorrhoids.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Well, sometimes he's doing such messive weights that he gives
himself hemorrhoids.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
You know what I mean, just pushes out the other end.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
Sweet, we need to send breakfast. Yeah, okay, let's do
a quick transmission and then we'll locking it and pugs
and get back to training.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Left incoming transmission from the big show. Yeah, morning fellas
a big show here.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Yes, it feels pretty settled to us for the four
for the bench press competition best combined way, when's well
to go?

Speaker 5 (55:01):
That's right, and I think it was the idea was
bandied about. You have three attempts and you take your
highest attempt.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Yeah, I think all you're doing is you keep you
can keep.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
I think you're gonna have ten attempts because it's whatever
your highest weight is that you successfully managed to complete.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
The You don't want to do the three attempts, I
think you can just.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Keep going to stop, so I reckon keep going until
you drop it on your head.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
But yeah, four v four quietly confident.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
I'm not for pugs.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Yeah, we are very he is fired up. He is
fired up for.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Good stuff fellas pugs. Is it get pretty arrogant?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Actually? The hiarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on radio.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Let's put another mad busted on the bench.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Yes, indeed, I think this will be probably fellas the
second to last jaw before we draw a winter Tomorrow
afternoon at five o'clock.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
Yeah, we'll do a big blitz and the four o'clock
tomorrow like a chuck a whole like maybe six people
on the drug, and then five o'clock sharp we call
the winner. They joined us in Brisi in a few
weeks time. It's yeah, it was huge.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Man.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Let's go to the phone lines, get a nicky mayor
bars and how's life?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Hey mate? What do you do for a crust neck?

Speaker 9 (56:20):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Counting?

Speaker 7 (56:22):
You?

Speaker 5 (56:22):
What you accounting?

Speaker 10 (56:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (56:28):
And who would you take? What your neck were? You're
lucky enough to when.

Speaker 9 (56:33):
I'd probably take the why.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
One?

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Did I? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
You do?

Speaker 5 (56:42):
Can you give us a bit more detail around that?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
You?

Speaker 7 (56:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:47):
I about it.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
About a year ago we went to Symphony and Susy
was there and we bumped them and he had a
good yarn and it was a good dude and drinks.

Speaker 10 (57:00):
B I t be.

Speaker 9 (57:04):
Minutes later.

Speaker 7 (57:06):
Was in the home before the even started.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Because of my free burger fre burgers free.

Speaker 9 (57:15):
It might have been it might have been the bottle
of on the button.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah, yeah, probably he was.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Probably he was probably spinning. From all the facts case
he was hitting there.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
That's not a thing, MOI, that's not a thing. Well
look nick, I will certainly take that into consideration when
we randomly draw the winner. All right, but you are
officially in the drawer. Made a right.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Good on your mates? Good a match your mad Barsett?
How's life you get a going mat?

Speaker 7 (57:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Good?

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Thanks?

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Mate's fun? Beautiful?

Speaker 10 (57:44):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Oh fucking lovely?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Lovely?

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Good Matt? Good a mate?

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Hey tell me Matt, what do you do for a
cross mate.

Speaker 9 (57:53):
Made of horticulturalist?

Speaker 5 (58:00):
If you win? Who are you going to bring?

Speaker 7 (58:01):
Man?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
I think I'll bring my mate John Mate.

Speaker 9 (58:09):
He's a sing Yeah you mexel right there, Hey met,
you're in the drawer.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Matey, what are you going to have? Great evening? Mate's
like with the bloody weightlifting?

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Yeah we've got we've got pugs.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Sound he's going to carry.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Us blake House life bills.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Hey, listen, I don't know if you've been listening to
the show at all, because we're going to do the
challenge with the Breakfast Boys and it's going to be
a bench press. What do you reckon about old Pugs
being our secret weapon?

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Mate, unbelievable?

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Yeah, yeah, I mean the punters are confident Blake has
got nothing on Old Yeah, sounds a weapon. Pugs has
been telling us that bloody as soon as we get
into work every day, so he's got nothing on me nothing, Hey, Blake,
how much can you bitch?

Speaker 7 (59:09):
Man?

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (59:11):
I'm sitting at one hundred at the moment, you know.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
And easy and yeah, we'll double it. And you're starting
to get close to Pugs all right, just so you're aware. Yeah,
I mean he is a weapon, Hey, Blake. Who will
you take with you if you win the prize?

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Mate?

Speaker 9 (59:27):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Would have to be a fight between the two slate mates. Yeah,
all right, well you're in the draw, mate, you hold
the line. Ok, beautiful, your mate seemed like a lovely bloke.
Don't forget there's three nights over in Brazzy Free Flights
three Accommodation, eight games of Rugby League, all thanks to
Boys Trip, Dot Co Dots.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Beautiful, The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Well, there you go, your man dances. That's the Big
Show done and Dust did this thing Tuesday evening.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Have you enjoyed the show? What's the podcast outro clip?

Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
Today?

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Kes great, great outow today, very eye opening. Today's clip
is just called Memory and it comes out at seven
thirty tonight. Do you remember you were saying, Oh, my
wife doesn't like it spicy in the bedroom. I'm trying
to go extra spicy, but she doesn't want to. So
I've been thinking about banging dudes.

Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
I was like, is this appropriate for the podcast? And
you said podcast what? And then you looked at Mogi
and said, Mogi, you got great ass man?

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Is that what I said?

Speaker 7 (01:00:36):
Was it?

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
The problem was trying to find a clip I highlight
at the end of the show to play. There's too many.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
That made me rememberuse last we forget what happens on
a podcast podcast that we often forget what happens on
the podcast. But then we were like, oh, I think
we'll remember today's but I forgot that I actually got
my ass out and showed it to Keysy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Yeah you did live.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
That was live. Well.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
The extraordinary thing about this podcast was that I forgot
what we said in the podcast while we were doing
the podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Yes, and then we were reminded.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
And then you guys reminded me, and I was like, geez,
did I say that?

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Would you be without us?

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
What did you out? Hey, Maggie plans please for the evening.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Um, I'm quite like to have a lovely dinner chat
with the wife there. I'm reading a great book at
the moment. Yes, and so I've been going to bed
and I've been reading the book Nice. And I cannot
tell you how much I love this book, New Zealand book,
a biography about a key we guy, Bill Buckley, an inventor,
a backbone of a human Jesuss Good. I'll talk about

(01:01:37):
it when I finished it, probably Monday, I reckon, I'll
be all over. Yeah, Nice, Ye're good?

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Wow? What's the tea tonight? Keezy?

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Don't I'm gonna what if you say left over? I
literally no, I'm not saying left though. Okay, good, I'm
making big mac tacos.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Oh hop, it's been a while. Yeah, it's been a while.
You guys used to make big mac tacos all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
I actually love those.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Unfortunately my wife and youngest daughter don't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Yeah, which is the shame because they're great and there
really isn't make yes totally. Are you doing this off
for respe or you just know the recipe? To be honest,
it's super easy. Yeah, I don't need to follow a recipe. Yeah,
because I vaguely remember that you used to get them
in a food box of some discision. No no, no,
no no no no no no no, we got I
think we got it off you actually, Yeah, it was
like a tik tok video. Yes, Hey Jason, what are

(01:02:26):
you doing tonight? Manh vaping like a bath that last
night of the Bit man a park or not?

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
And I'll be rolling out there. We're having homemade pizzas. Yeah,
and it took my wife. She had to go to
five different places to find my anchovies?

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
Are your ro you got a specific inchrovi?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Yes? Really?

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
And I will not do pizza unless it's got enchovies. Hey,
make sure you tune into tomorrow's show. It's going to
be a big one. We announced the winner of the
True to Brizzy with the Fellows until then, see you later.