FULL SHOW: Making Love In Your Dad's Bed

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six on them.
But I don't know what everyone else is doing around
the rest of the country. But I'll tell you what
spring has sprung.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Brother, Oh, how good?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
No, we're magnificent.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I tell you what I'm feeling like. We've got stonking
summer on the way. That's for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:30):
We've turned a corner kezy. We definitely have man, oh
turn the corner kezy.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
But literally a week ago you're all down Bud saying
it's going to be the worst summer.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Of all time.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
That's not true. It was yesterday, was it yesterday? It
might have been the day before even Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
All of you to know, Jason is that it's going
to be nice for the weekend apparently, but then after
that it will rain again.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, probably mean probably. It's all gee, it's a Friday afternoon.
We're all feeling good now.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
We feel certainly are huge showing here.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Speaking of which, Maggie, what is coming up on the show?

Speaker 7 (01:59):
Ah, what's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi. Well,
those of you regular listeners out there will know that
Diamonds on Richmond has been running a competition with us
where you could win an eight thousand dollars engagement ring. Today,
ladies and gentlemen, we draw the winner of that competition.

(02:21):
So if you have entered, keep your phones on because
we're going to be calling you sons of bees at
any possible moment. We've also got the Throbber. We've also
got a whole bunch of Halloween chat and today. We
also bring back the Big Poll. It's coming up next.
I'm going to keep it a secret. Make sure you
come back because it's absolute filth come out of Jason's mouth.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
He's going to the same age.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Darkey Smashing pumpkins. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Friday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
The Big Show have recorded their very own vinyl. It
is a one off bespoke podcast, the origin stories of
the Big Show. It is a limited run. There aren't
very many of these things. It will be a collector's edition,
I assume.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Ah, but we while the vinyls are actually being pressed,
we went over to Holiday Records who made it happen.
We signed a few of those vinyls that were then rated,
and we've got a couple of those limited editions signed
vinyls to give away on the show today. If you
would like to win one of those, text us on
three four eight three tell us why you deserve to
win one of those limited editions signed vinyl and we

(03:32):
could be giving you a call in a little while
and giving you a free vinyl.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
How good man.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Hey, now listen, we haven't done one of these in
a while, but let's get into it.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
The poll.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
And the question today on the Big poll is is
it okay to make love when sleeping in someone else's Bedyes?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Or no?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
A no? Yeah, very very simple question.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Now, what what's brought this about for you? Jess made
you ask?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Asking for a friend? A friend of mine asked because
he's house sitting at the moment, and he was like, hey, Jace,
is it.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
All g what's his name?

Speaker 7 (04:15):
His name is jose too.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Weirdly enough, his name is Jacey.

Speaker 8 (04:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, he said, hey, Jace, is it all g if
me and my partner have sex when we're house sitting
in someone else's house? And I and I sort of
pondered that question, and I thought to myself, is it okay?
Because you know, it's a it's a very intimate act.
There's lots going on there, generally speaking, is.

Speaker 7 (04:39):
More intimate than that?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I don't think it does, thank you? And I wonder
and I wonder if it is maybe a bridge too far? Yeah,
what's your vibe on it?

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Mode?

Speaker 7 (04:51):
Okay, So just to be clear, you're staying at your
in law's house, Jase with your wife. It's okay to
make love and your wife's there's bed.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay, Well, I mean I don't think we need to
be quite as specific as then, but just as an example,
what is an example hypothetically speaking, Now, if you go
and at somebody else's house, I would always expect to
be staying in a spare room.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
I wouldn't expect to be staying in the owner of
the house's bed. I wouldn't expect that. But if that
is the case, and the other part of it is,
of course, is that whenever I stay at somebody else's house,
when I leave, I wash the sheets. So I take
the sheets off the bed, I go and put them
through the wash because I think that is the courteous
thing to do. You might be able there going. No,

(05:37):
you don't have to do that. And if you are
thinking that you're a piece of shit, I was thinking
that you're a piece of shit.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
No, you make the bed, because I don't know what
sittings to.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Make the bed. At the very minimum, Keezy, you strip
the bed because as soon as you leave, they're going
to strip the bed. That's the very least you can do, right, Okay, Okay,
So you've learned something here today and in that case,
in that instance, I think it's fine.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Right.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
The only problem you're going to have as if one
of the tdber is on the shelf is in fact
a surveillance device and it's got a camera in it.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Well, I mean, hypothetically speaking, I wouldn't imagine my father
in law would have that sort of scenario. Running Kesey,
you were saying, hell, yes, in fact, in that scenario,
you would make love more than you usually do.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
I did say that, didn't I jase off? Yeah, that's right,
to be honest, man, if people are using your bed, right,
if they was staying my place, in my spear bed,
you can go helpful eather, I don't care. Yeah, as
long as you don't wash the sheets afterwards and make
the bed because I want to watch them how I
like to wash them.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
Then go for gold because you want to touch them
after they've made love. Right, So that makes it.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
What your sheets?

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, what I like to do is take the sheets
off their bed and put them on my bed for
a week.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well, it's interesting that you guys have both sort of
given the speare Beard scenario, because if.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
It's your father in law's bed.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Absolutely not, That's what I'm saying. So kezy.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
If someone comes and says at your house and your
beds on my bed, yeah, that's what see. Nah, I'd
feel weird about that.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
But remember, actually that happened, didn't it. Weren't some friends
of yours staying I'm not saying they may love.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
No, they probably did also know them.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
How putting it on the other side of the equation,
how would you feel about that, knowing that your friends
may love in your bed?

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, I mean, look, other people have made love in
my bed as well, including me, so yeah. At the
same time, I don't really care.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
It's like fill your books.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
I kind of subscribe to what you don't know won't
hurt you. Yeah, sort of a scenario.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
And that's why I'm interested in the fact that you
guys bring up the spare room scenario. I would a
spare room you don't have to wash the sheets because
who knows when the next person is going to be there.
You just fold her all up and she just make
it again, Just make it again. Bob's your uncle?

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Well three four eight three? What do you think?

Speaker 7 (07:48):
New Zealand You can also call us on eight hundred
ho that please do please call us, please man, Oh
my god, we'd love to hear from you.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Here's you too, fifty little reburg of ouches up for grabs.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Bil Jam there on the Radio Hodaky Big Show. This
beautiful Friday afternoon and fouls, the time has come. Our mates,
Diamonds on Richmond have given us an eight thousand dollars
engagement ring to give away. Shall we do it? I'm
so excited, I'm frothing as well.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Heaps people have got themselves in the drawer by going
to Hurdak dot co dot nz. They've told us about
their relationships and their situations and the reasons why they
should be given this eight thousand dollars diamond engagement ring
thanks to Diamonds on Richmond. At the end of the day,
we drew it out of a hat and all that's
left to do is give them a call right now,
live on here, and we will also disguise their voice.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Spoil the potential
surprise here.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Now, Also, one thing I've noticed about this particular winner.
Their name is Anonymous obviously, yes, but they are female. Sure,
so I believe what's happened is they've done the old
lucky dip and pulled out someone who's asked on behalf
of their partner to get the rings. So you guys
ready to go?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, I'm ready to go. Keesy, fire it up. Hi,
it's Hoidy j Mogi and old Keesy from the Big Show. Here.
How are you going?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh my god, I'm pretty good now, Oh.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Get Anonymous. We're about to your base by the.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Way, Beard beatiful. All right, well tell us your story
and and why you desperately need this engagement ring.

Speaker 9 (09:42):
Oh my goodness. Okay, well it's say five years with
my part almost fetch got a baby who's already got
his last night for last year was the late here
a Yeah, yeah, I didn't chanct to pising the home
of one of those rings. I didn't accept that though.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
He's ready, right, Okay, So you're the situation here, Anonymous,
is that you are going to propose to him.

Speaker 9 (10:07):
Well, we'll see, that's probably the way around.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
Yeah, make him do it the other way around. So
that is one of the rules, isn't it? So generally
a man and there are no rules. But generally a
man proposes to a woman except on a leap here
on that day, the twenty ninth of February, woman will
go out and they will propose to the men who
have been useless. So that's what's happened last year. But
he hasn't followed through.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
But now great news, Anonymous, because you've won yourself an
eight thousand dollars engagement ring.

Speaker 9 (10:34):
Oh my god, it is incredible to so much.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
No worries it all, Anonymous, that's all thanks to our
mates at Diamonds on Richmond and just I mean, obviously
don't want to give too much away right now, Anonymous.
But are you thinking you'll you'll give it to him
and say get down on one knee, or will you
tell him to plan something?

Speaker 10 (10:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
God, nice?

Speaker 7 (10:54):
Yeah, would it be nice? He's going to make an
effort for that time. You've gone through all the trouble
of earning an eight one thousand dollar engagement ring. The
least he can do is make a plan as to
how he's going to give it to you.

Speaker 9 (11:05):
I know, I kind of almost ruined the surprise.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
And here's ruined you know what?

Speaker 7 (11:09):
Forget the whole thing, Anonymous.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Once it's all done and dusted, you've got to seend
us a few pecks.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Oh are yeah, absolutely, it's not awesome.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Right, Anonymous. Congratulations, that eight thousand dollars diamond engagement ring
is all yours. Will hand you over to pugs an
All right, Oh my god, thank you so much, no worries,
and a big thank you to Diamonds on respect for
making this thing all possible. They are the engagement ring
specialists to make sure if you're thinking of dropping a knee,
you go and see them.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, she's sounded pretty stoked to be fear Fellows. And
I mean, why wouldn't you be in a Friday afternoon
you just won yourself an eight thousand dollars diamond ring.
Lucky the whole.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Archy Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune in.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Four on Radio Lucky the Arctic Monkeys here on the radio.
Hoo donkey big show this Friday afternoon. The big pole
today is it okay to make love when you're sleeping
in someone else's bed?

Speaker 7 (12:03):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
We obviously just gave away that great eight k diamond ring.
Now that it's done, we have to pick up this
conversation because Jace, you are currently house sitting for your
in laws.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, hypothetically speaking, key, And the question.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Is are you allowed to make love in someone else's beard.
The other interesting part of this is that you chose
to sleep in your in law's beard when there's a
spear bed there.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Can I just clarify? Can I clarify? I did not
make that choice.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
I think if it was me and it was my
in laws and my wife said we're going to sleep
in my dad's bed tonight, I would have something to
say about.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Weird.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
I want to sleep in Griggs. I mean, hypothetically speaking,
it's just such a lovely room, sure you know what
I mean. And it's got a great view, and so
it's like, you know, that's there's nothing. I mean, we're
all family here for goodness.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
So you are sleeping in his even though there's a
spare room, and you want to know if it's okay
to make love in the egg.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Well, I'm not talking about I don't want to make this.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
About me, fire right, Okay, Okay, sure, sorry.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I'm just talking generally speaking.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
All right, Well, let's go to the lines and see
what people reckon? Carter from christ Church. Here you going man?
Oh yeah, good, bro, good bloody good. What do you
have an opinion on? You know, if you're allowed to
make love while staying in someone else's bid?

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, yeah, I reckon.

Speaker 11 (13:28):
If it's you know, a friend of a friend that's ash,
then help for leather.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
But close close family, close relatives, I think it's a
no nose, a bit cooked.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah, okay, so the closer you are, the more respect
you have for them than you don't. But if it's
like you know, a friend of a friend, go hell
for leather, hold the line and Pugs will sort you out.
Scott from Wellington, what do you make of it?

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Man?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Are you allowed to make love while staying in someone
else's bed?

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Well?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
You know, I'll look at it like this.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, I think it can be a no go zon, but.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
If you've got a metross particular world, there could be another.
What are you people?

Speaker 5 (14:10):
You guys?

Speaker 4 (14:12):
That's good stuff?

Speaker 3 (14:14):
My god? I mean, come on now, man, far out?

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Thanks got yeah, check you on, hold mate, Pugs, I thought, yeah,
with something so I think that's you know, as long
as got a mattress protector on it, all good.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Yeah, that's a bit, that's a bit graphic.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, I mean that that's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
No, like a mattress protector, because we've got one on
our spear beard. We've had like kids stay the night
and all sorts of like really drunk people too. So
if they vomit and there accidentally do we's it's good
as go.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
Yeah cool.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I wish I never brought it up.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Now you're sick of man, you're in your dad's beard.

Speaker 7 (14:53):
You I am not.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
The whole Key Big Show, Big Days from four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Hodarke Blind Melon there on the radio, Hadarkey Big Show
this Friday afternoon. The time is four forty seven. That's
Talk TV.

Speaker 11 (15:11):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yes, oh yes, yes, yes, fellows.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
Over the weekend I watched the quite magnificent Finding Nemo.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Ah great movie.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
My daughter hadn't seen it before and we checked that on.
If you haven't seen it for a while, I highly
recommend you throw it on. Every single thing about it
is absolutely amazing, amazing, five massive buzzies.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Really out of five.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
It is one of the great movies.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
That's a perfect movie.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
It's so good and my kids were enamored with it
too back in the day, and I loved it just
watching it as a as an old fellow.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
It was interesting because I saw actually a meme on
this and I remember, because I've learned this in school,
that those fish, the clown fish, they're all females and
then there's one male to like I heard its clownfish, right,
and then if the male dies, one of the other
females turns into the male, right, and then becomes the

(16:21):
and so they can switch.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
Yeah, And so.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
The meme was like, oh, finding Nemo was realistic. The dad,
you know when the dad would have changed instead of
looking for Nemo.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
Yeah, little Nemo. There lots of great characters in it. Casey,
I'll tell you what your wife.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Would Your wife wouldn't love it, likes Big Bruce, and
I watched a series. Started watching a series last night
that I've been desperate to watch, but I can't watch
it because it's on Neon and I don't have Neon.
But in the house that I'm currently in, they do
have Neon. And the series is called Task, with the

(17:00):
ever excellent Mark Ruffalo, who plays a very down and
out and this sounds very boring, but very down and
out FBI agent.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Oh god, he doesn't have a problem with alcohol, does it?

Speaker 3 (17:12):
He does his sons in prison, his wife has died,
and his daughter's basically looking after him. He's been asked
to set up a task force because he's been doing
other duties, because all the stress he's under, he's been
doing other duties. But what's going on is that this
group of men keep raiding all these drug dens just

(17:32):
when they get all their money and stealing all their money.
And then in one of these raids where they're trying
to steal all this drug drug group's money, it goes
horribly wrong. And it's very, very, very good.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
He doesn't sound like the kind of guy that should
be leading the task for It's not what everything that's
going on in his life. I'm worried about it.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Well, and that's what they you know, they say it
in the show. He's like you no, you mean now
you want me to do this?

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Now with me?

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Like how I am? And that's like, got no choice.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's really good, great, really good. Highly recommended from what
I've seen. I saw two episodes. I'd give it four
point two busies.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Wow, four point two busies out. Of five Yes, and
it's on task task nice. Last night, my wife was
like an awards events night things. She's really busy at
the moment.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
She was busy.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
So we got home and she's like, I need to
watch something just to zone out for half an hour.
All right. Put on Country Calendar. It was an episode
about a lady who runs a business harvesting hoares, deer
and cow plas centers. Oh really and making collagen. Wow,
And it was pretty like but it was like harvest.
It was almost ten o'clock and they had big troughs
of all the slop and they were stirring it around

(18:42):
and stuff. We were sitting there with our DCAF cups
of tea, going, oh, this isn't really getting us warmed
down for bed, is it.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Collagen is actually an interesting thing I watch on YouTube.
One of my favorite things is Uncle Rural Gourmet, who's
a Chinese guy, and he these people when they're cooking
their food, they love the collagen because it's obviously really
good for your good for your skin. And my wife
and explaining it to me and I sort of tuned

(19:10):
out rarely, but apparently it's very good for you.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Well, I'll tell you want. That episode is pretty full on.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
How do you harvest a center there? I guess you
just go and grab it when it falls out. I
have no idea, but it was pretty ye you know,
hot two and a half busiess out of five. Thanks
MANE up.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Next, by the way, let's call a couple of winners
and give away a signed copy of the Big Show vinyl.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
E do we have to the.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 7 (19:37):
Tune in on.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Radio Blue there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Friday afternoon. The time is four point fifty four. Now
we've released a vinyl, haven't we feel us? We sure have?

Speaker 7 (19:49):
Man, it got released this morning. It's the story of
the Big Show, our origin story. Yes, how we came
to be, how you and I met Jay's, how we
then met Kezy, how we all then met pugsn and God,
there's some filthy owns that have come out of it.
We went and said in the studio, we had a
chat for probably about an hour or so, about an

(20:09):
hour you cut it down to just the core brilliance
of forty eight minutes. And now we've released said vinyl,
and then we've only a couple of hundred copies from
what I understand, and we're having an opportunity to give
a couple of way to day Kisy.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
That's right. Our Pug's under said fifty eight minutes. Actually wow,
so he obviously couldn't cut it down. Why would you
want to? To be fair, there is limited editions, So
if you do want a copy, text the word vinyl
to three four eight three to get yourself a link.
But we put the call out earlier. We said, if
you would like one of these special editions signed copies
of The Big Show vinyl, text us on three four
eight three, tell us why you deserve it? Got a

(20:46):
couple of winners on the line, now failers. It's got
a bend from christ Hitch. How are you going?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (20:51):
You fellows?

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Good things?

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah good? Thanks mate? Tell me Ben, why on earth
would you want a vinyl of The Big Show?

Speaker 7 (20:59):
Well, that's all My partner's a lot of asking. She
thinks it's put about waste of money. But I didn't
really pass up on the opportunity to learn a bit.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
More and law.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah, great stuff, make great answer.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
That's that's that is true though, because if you're like, hey,
can I take you know however much it costs for
the vinyl. I haven't actually checked for sure, and buy
a vinyl of those guys you hate listening to on
the radio.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
My wife would say the same thing. Yes, she'd be like, no,
all right, Well, good news, Ben, you've won yourself a copy.

Speaker 7 (21:24):
Mate, Oh dirty to.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Get a Lucas your mad bastard. Holl's life good? A
good Friday afternoon, there are you, Lucas.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Yeah, very good Friday.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Thanks, good stuff mate, And why do you need a copy? Oh?

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Just because I want one?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
And a good lesson to be honest.

Speaker 7 (21:46):
Yeah, what do you do for a cross Lucas.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Bag man? Yeah? What's the plan for your Friday afternoon?
A beautiful day?

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Yeah, beautiful day.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
And you're kicking back with some beers and in the
bro talking to your bro and he was saying that
you're a shocking bastard.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
I can hear.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
A good stuff Lucas.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Well.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Congratsmate, you've got to signed copy of that vinyl as well.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Man, No worries mate, it is you know there's something
about you know, having your your voice and a vinyl,
isn't he boys? Well that's right, I mean who would
have thought, Yeah, who would have thought?

Speaker 12 (22:26):
Not?

Speaker 7 (22:28):
We've got T shirts as well, feelers. We've got all
sorts of cool stuff, don't we. I mean I never
wear the teacher listen to the y I mean I
quite often wear the T shirt. I wouldn't listen to
the vinyl only.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
When you're sleeping in your father in law's beard. Yes,
Shock and Mars throw her up.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Next The Whole aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Keyzy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodkey.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
It's the Big Shoes Friday Throbber. Oh yeah, come on,
welcome back your mess of backbones. I hope your Friday
afternoon's going along very nicely. What wouldn't it be.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Now?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
The Throbber theme today? Of course it has to be.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
Halloween has to be.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
I don't know how you guys found this. I found
a lot of sort of rock hard rock tunes, you know, with.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
Halloween in it, with Halloween in it, Halloween, Halloween, and
they're all terrible, right, Wait, so they had the word
Halloween in it.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
They had Halloween and it.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Do you just type Halloween into Spotify?

Speaker 7 (23:35):
Yes, hip hop Halloween.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Did you find that?

Speaker 4 (23:38):
I was typing stuff in like zombie Yeah, vampires scary Yeah,
and a few songs came up, like there's a great
song from the Zombies, but it's not a throb so
you've got It's real tough.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
It's a tough every year we struggle with us, Yes
we do. I don't know why we bothered.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
I only locked mine nad five minutes.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Was going hard. It is tough. I'll give it to you, man,
I'll give it to you. Who wants to get well,
I prefer you didn't. Who wants to go first? You
go first because I'm interested to see what you've been.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Working so hard on it. It feels like you were
there in the studio with Pugsun just going in the desk. Yeah,
so trying to get it right.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
I will admit this is the hardest I've had to
think about a throbbing a long time. And put a
few things up across the mount after listening to them,
and ended with a Kiwi classic from the Debts. Are
the Datsunes nice? Like a mother effort from hell? Yeah,

(24:45):
there was Pugsar doing the edits on that.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
That's great. That's great.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, it's a great tune. But I'm not sure.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
About the well it's from Hell. I mean you got
to count.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
No, No, I just mean I'm not sure about the swearing.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
Swearing he's gone through and he's blanked out every single
one of them. Then that's all we have to be.
If he isn't bake Dad anyone.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
We've got the radio edit version because it is a tune,
but if you put the inf word in it a lot,
we can't play it.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
You know.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, who wants to go? Nick?

Speaker 7 (25:13):
I can go next?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
You sure you don't just get it over and done with?

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Drinking your eyes to the front fist.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Don't get strong out by the way.

Speaker 10 (25:22):
Look, I'm not much of a man, but a lot
of day I'm wanting. I'm a love, I'm just a freak.
Trams started asserts from Rocky Horror.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
Man, that's the one that I suggested for you yesterday, Jason.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, well I was going through them and actually I
used to love that tune Deck in the Day. Man,
what's it Tim Curry? He's great?

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Yeah, he was great, Steph Curry.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
No, it's Tim Carroll.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
And I've gone with this one from System of a
down at Spiders.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Dreams are main winding.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Through my.

Speaker 7 (26:19):
It's a couple of tunes, The Feelings Spiders, A couple
of great tunes there Absolute Winds.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
I agree, I agree, a couple of is too. Got
no argument from me.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Give us a call. Eight hundred Hadarchy. Who would you
like to see win the Throbber today? First of two
votes wins.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Indeed. In the meantime, His Queen and David Bowie.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
The Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
It's the Big Shows Friday.

Speaker 8 (26:53):
Throb Yeah, sorry, man, get an asterisk, I just I'm
losing my focus.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
You do get an asterisk for stealing Murgy's idea for
a throbber and.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Stealing any one's ideas. Look, fellers, relax, I'm not gonna win,
so we don't need to work. What if I tell
it to describe for cheating as well?

Speaker 13 (27:23):
Shock it?

Speaker 7 (27:24):
You're shocking just.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
So you know. By the way, the theme is Halloween.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah, scary theme. I went first. I chose a tune
from the Datson's Good Old Kibi Band. It's called like
a Mother Effer from Hell. Good Editing from Poso. Man,

(27:49):
That is a tune. Haven't heard agents Let.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Me get anterisk asterisk for editing for toting with the song.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
Well, because what I did, did Jason? It is it
out got pearle pugs, It is out the swear words men.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah, you like leaving the men. I prefer to leave
the men.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Yeah in a minute time that you picked that song
like a million in bombs and.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
It was bloody, was terrible.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
What did you choose today?

Speaker 12 (28:16):
Man?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
This so classic?

Speaker 13 (28:19):
Don't get strong up by the way I look, don't
judge your books. Come, I'm not much of a man,
but a lot of day band.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
I'm wonder love.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
What's the name of that song, sweet Transvestite?

Speaker 4 (28:39):
And let's put from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, which
is that Halloween show?

Speaker 7 (28:45):
Sweet Transit. That's a good calls. Once they got to
do with Halloween, it's.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
They're all crazy Halloween characlacky horror and it's yeah, there
we go.

Speaker 7 (28:56):
We can't give them for.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
It.

Speaker 7 (29:00):
With Spiders by system of a down dreams, Oh man,
through my I think it was the first single day Ahead.
It was really business.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Get a Sam your mad bastard, Hell's life going pretty grassy?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Mad dogs?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
You mates?

Speaker 7 (29:29):
What are you running with the.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Top of past the rare keezy Golden Steamer.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, get on the Golden good on the easy. Get
John your mad bastard? How's life?

Speaker 14 (29:43):
Get your sick?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
How you doing?

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Do you know there?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Mate? I'm going to have to say that old Kezy
and a couple of shops. We're gonna go with you, mate,
get yeah, get a your man basket? Hell's life?

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Yeah good?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Hell you guys make yeah good? What are you going for?

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Lee?

Speaker 15 (30:08):
Tle up?

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Both? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Shocking?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Alright, where do we go? Okay? Ossie your mad basset?
Hou's life?

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Oh not too bad?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Boys yourself?

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (30:23):
Good things?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Yeah, good things?

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
You're the decider here, Ossie, what are you going with?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I'm mate, I'm an old school boy and like sve
it down Moggie.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Yeah good.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I almost fot he was in a gay for me.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
Actually I thought he was as well. Absolutely I did that.
The man's got taste.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah that's good. June.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Did you guys think he was gonna go for me?

Speaker 12 (30:47):
No?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Three?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Four three? What do you think of today's throb a winner?
System of a down Spiders?

Speaker 7 (30:56):
It's good? Chune creaking up, crank it.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarky.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Well, there you go, there's your Friday Throubber System of
a down feels Spiders.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Spiders, we should play that song, Yeah, we should be
it's a tune you're saying, it's there. It was one
of their first things.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
I believe it was that it was off the album
prior to the one that broke, which was Toxicity, and
I remember being in Australia and the mate sent me
this and see, man, you gotta listen to it and
it was playing on Channel Z back.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
In the day.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
That Yeah. Absolutely so.

Speaker 7 (31:27):
That was the first time I ever heard them, and
it was like, yeah, boy, we should play more like
tunes like that that were from early albums. I think
so big bands, you know.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Good ship agreed.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
By the way, the Robber scoreboard is Mogi is way
out in front on thirteen.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
My first time in the league this year. Well I
thank you, guys.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Man, Well you're welcome. Jace, you are second on twelve
with two asterisks for playing a Pantera song with a
million f bombs and coercing a listener. And I'm coming
last on seven with two asterisks for playing Freebird when
it wasn't relevant and bullying Murgy for some reason. That's

(32:07):
funny every time.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
We say it.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Good stuff now fellas This morning, The Breakfast Show organized
to have a yarn with Hoidy Jes to publicize the
fact that our vinyl limited edition is on sale. Now
you'd like a copy text vinyl to three four eight three.
And I had a feeling, because we're on the way
to golf, I had a feeling he wasn't going to
answer his phone, and so I was kind of ready
to call it and it ended up being a bit

(32:32):
of a debacle. Might just listen back to it if
that's all.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
The Big Show have a new vinyl out.

Speaker 15 (32:38):
It's the radio Headache your Big Show origin story, where
I am told that they will bear all all of
the nitty gritty details behind the scenes as to how
this show got off the ground.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
I think Kezy's actually calling through. How good morning mate, are.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Yead Hey guys?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Hey, sorry about Jays. This is classic.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
This is classic of your operation that you're running the keysy,
that you're the one that's coming through for Jace.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Very typical.

Speaker 7 (33:05):
Yeah, yeah, Well, what's actually happened is we've booked a
game of golf out in the WAPs And as I
was driving, I'm on my way there now, and I
was like, you know what, Jason's not going to have
any signal. He's not going to answer as far, and
so immediately I thought, shit, a bit of called up
the old Breakfast show and tell him about us sweet Vinyl.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Well, actually, hang on, I think he has got a
bit of reception. Jac there, good morning.

Speaker 14 (33:27):
Oh you get a fellow, Sorry about that. I was
just on the putting green there and just having a
bit of a warm up at the beautiful Carcty golf
course and can I just say usual practice on that front,
absolutely nailing the puts on the screen, so I know
it's going to be an absolute shambles.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Sure you were, sure you were?

Speaker 4 (33:48):
You nailed the putt.

Speaker 7 (33:49):
You can't now calling up on time? Can you?

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
It was my bad.

Speaker 14 (33:52):
So I didn't feel the vibration in my pocket, but
I was concentrating so hard on my padding that you know,
I didn't feel.

Speaker 15 (33:59):
It's as an open, honest, raw insight into the big show,
how it got started, the future, where it's at right now?

Speaker 7 (34:07):
Was it was?

Speaker 6 (34:07):
It?

Speaker 15 (34:08):
Was it quite tense recording this was there some did
you touch on a couple of things that had a
few nerves for people?

Speaker 14 (34:13):
Well, it was really interesting you say that, but because
I was asking Press, if you don't mind, I was
Press on the phone. Is he I thought he was
on the phone?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Is he here?

Speaker 7 (34:25):
The way it works, whenever they get you to do anything,
they need me there to just make sure you don't
say the wrong thing.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Actually he was here.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Was a moment here I thought, geeaid sounds like looking
forward to the listening to the podcast, it was a shame.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
Yeah, that's good stuff.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Well, you know, because I wasn't listening to the interview
when it started there, so I had no idea that
Kesey was there. But I did think at some point
when I heard him speaking, God, it sounds like Keezy.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
You just assumed it was Maniah or Jerry. They're heaving
to go at you for not having called in and
fair enough, mate, fair enough.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I have a great radio. That's good stuff. God, you
guys sound good on breakfast. I've got to say, yeah,
really really really do don't really really really you know,
it's funny you should say that, Maggie, because I feel
like that's when my voice is at its beast. I
would absolutely agree with it, you know. And then by
the end of the day it gets a bit ragged.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
Yeah, I see, I would say midnight till dawn for you,
midnight till dawn you why not?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Chilies hit?

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Yeah? Why know? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Jason those chips?

Speaker 5 (35:35):
What do you mean man?

Speaker 4 (35:36):
If you stolen chips?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodiarchy.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Who fighter is there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
This Friday afternoon? The time five point thirty one. Hey
feels Hey.

Speaker 7 (35:54):
Last night I went on to Suit to Sola suit
slay suit to solih Oh yeah, with my my wife
and my daughter. Cheese thought it was there is this
one and a half n.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Men men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men,
women men men men.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
That wasn't it?

Speaker 12 (36:23):
Love?

Speaker 7 (36:24):
But it was too funny, so went along to this thing.
It's called called Teo. I think it's one of their
original ones. It's about a clown and he has a funeral,
but he imagines his funeral with all of his friends.
They are doing all this amazing and cool stuff.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
That is one of the originals.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
Yeah, it's fantastic. It's done in the round, so it's
that spark arena up here in Auckland that's done in
the round. So the audience sits on either side of
the stage, and all sorts of things. You got your
trapez your trampolines, your what do you call those women
that go against the pole? There pole answers, and yeah,

(36:56):
all sorts of everything. There's giants. There's a giant, an
actual giant. He's massive.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
It's not a person with stilts.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
No, no, that's exactly what we thought. But nah, it wasn't.
He was a giant.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
He was like seven foot six or something. Freaky wow. Yeah,
and little little people as well, all sorts of different people.
So anyway, I went along and what it's great is
they've got a little and can I just say, if
you get an opportunity to go, you simply must absolutely brilliant.
Cannot recommend it highly enough. I've been to one before,
I didn't rate it. This one's awesome. And anyway, they
have a segment of the show where they pulled somebody

(37:28):
out of the audience. In this case it was Moggie
Minogi my daughter. Now that's where they have that trapeze.
Sort of the trapeze, so it's where you have two
people hanging out of the ceiling and one passes somebody
else to the other person. You know, and the other
person or grab the other one and all sorts of
stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Well they do that.

Speaker 7 (37:45):
It's sort of a simple, simple thing where you know,
it's a very low level and just passing her. She
got up there and they passed my daughter daughter, Well
they just passed her. It was pretty tame. But because
high though only about sort of sex, feed off the
ground or whatever. Okay, so it's pretty tame. Anyway, she
goes over and she whispers in one of the areas.

(38:06):
The next thing you know, it's been hoiked up thirty
meters in the year, she's been swung back and forth,
are going at one hundred and eighty miles per hour.
Well long and the short of it has suit to
soles designed an entire show around her, and it starts
touring the world next year, and she's the star of it.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Wore you what's it called.

Speaker 7 (38:22):
I've never seen anything. I've never seen anything like it.
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
It's funny you should say that, actually, because.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Because how old is she she's six six?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Wow. Wow, she's a talented kid, you know what I mean.
Far out I'm very prayer. My youngest was really interested
in the old gymnastics, oh you know. And so they
had a open day with New Zealand Gymnastics, you know,
with a woman sort of doing the high bars and
stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
And then and my daughter was like, oh, can I
e a go? Can I ever go? And so they
went yeah, sure, sure, And she was amazing. You know
that you go around and around, you know, and around
and around and around in the high back and then
you dismount. Yes, she did this magnificent juic sho shoes
flew in the air, landed on the ground and snapped

(39:11):
a leg and half. Oh wasn't one of those compound fractures.
It was a shocker. I know that match.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Did she pull up lame? Six to so lame?

Speaker 3 (39:26):
She sure didn't know. It's so embarrassed. I just made
a walk home.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
By the way, the gig a little siren thing has
not gone off today, so make sure you listen out.
If you hear the roar of the encore, give us
a call an eight hundred Haadarky. You could win two
hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarky.
The Radio Hdarky Gig A little Fund is open.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yes, and I think I'm right in saying this is
the last Dave. This fellas the final gig a little yeh,
final final gig A little on a beautiful Friday afternoon. Perfect.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
That's right. I made it super lucky. They gave us
ten thousand bucks all up to give away to the
great New Zealanders out there. To get your gig in again.
And it's the last day of October. Get your gigging again.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
It was really good.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Get your gig in again. Get your gig in again.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
That's right there. Down with your pokesman, get your gig
in again. Get gay, yeah, Curt, your man, how's live?

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Just give it away?

Speaker 14 (40:33):
Going going pretty grouts there?

Speaker 8 (40:34):
Jay?

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Hell yeah, good things mate, I can't complain what oh yes,
I just wondered, man, is it okay if we get
your gig in again?

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Yeah, I'll get you're gigging again.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Bloody mouthful, mate.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
It is a mouthful, Kurt. Nothing you can't handle that.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
You love it? You love it?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
What do you do for a crust kurt?

Speaker 5 (40:58):
Working property? Mate?

Speaker 7 (41:00):
Property? Are you a burglar? You're a shocking bastard. Kit.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
It's funny you should say that because these my two
co hosts are forever on their phones looking for property.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
If I'm looking at filth oh you're looking at film.
They're constantly scrolling all these properties whereabouts? Your based, Kurt,
based on Auckland.

Speaker 14 (41:22):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Okay, well, maybe you feel I should have a bit
of a chat off off here.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Maybe why are you doing this on my behalf?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
I mean, well, because you're so desperate to find a
place scheme, I'm.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Just browsing the property market. I mean, Kurt, who sounds
like he's a burglar and a shocking bastard. I mean,
I don't want know if I want him involved.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
No, I can help you out.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
I know. We're all the nice places.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Hey, Now tell me, Kurt, who would
you like to go and see? In terms of going
to a gig a little, I really.

Speaker 14 (41:54):
Really want to go to toll But the tickets to
like super expensive, mate.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
They are, well though, good news there, Kurt, you've got
yourself two hundred and fifty bucks. Mate. Ah, how good Ah,
that's awesome.

Speaker 14 (42:07):
Thankous boys.

Speaker 7 (42:09):
I saw it till when they came out. It might
have been five years ago, which is unbelievable to me.
And it is an absolute gem of a show. Yeah,
really looking forward to it. Can I do a quick
shout out please?

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Certainly?

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Can Kurt?

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Who's that too?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I'd love to.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
As for Anthony Wright, he's just text me.

Speaker 14 (42:28):
I think he's going to the gigas as well.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Anthony right, he's a shocking bastard.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Actually yeah, mister r he is pretty shocking.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Congrants Kurt. That money's all yours in a big shout
out to super Liquor forgetting people gigging again given us
aw that cash to give away fellas.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Yeh's bloody good of them. They're good bastards, aren't they?

Speaker 7 (42:48):
Absolute?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Is she for the Hdarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio HODARKYDD.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Smashed there on the radio hold Arkey Big Show this
Friday after in the time as five point fifty two
now fell as, something quite dramatic happened to me, you said,
I forgot to mention it. It was between me and
jezz Oh your cat my cat, yeah, jew And anyway,
I was walking down my path because I've just been
to the local dairy, you know my local dairy there

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kisy Mixt to the Golden Potatoes place. Yeah, yeah, the
fried chicken anyway, and as I was walking down the path,
my daughter was there, and we've got like a little
sort of over our deck, a little I guess you'd
call it like a what's the plastic roof. Yeah, it's
a roof, Yeah, a plastic a plastic roof. And Jez

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was on the roof. Oh wow, and my daughter was,
you know, because it's her cat. Technically, she's pretty fond
of me. Now, to be fair, I seem to be
your favorite. I don't know why that is, daughter or
the cat. No, the cat is not so much. She's
not really into my daughter. She's more into me. I
don't know why that. I just I guess I just
had that energy, you know what I mean. So Jez

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was sitting on the roof there, and my daughter was
talking about how cute it was, and she was videoing it,
and I was like, oh, yeah, that is pretty cute. Espose.
She was just sort of luxuriating in the sun, and
then all of a sudden, true story, out of the
blue bang right on the roof, and it was like
we both went explete of expletive, and the cat and

(44:23):
the cat as well, and my daughter and then I
told her off were using an expletive the cat and
then she told me the f off the cat did?
The cat told me, and I told my daughter.

Speaker 7 (44:34):
She she just said, she just at you. Yeah, And
it was like, what the bloody here was there?

Speaker 5 (44:41):
What was it? It was a rock?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Someone to explain my house. My house is off the streets,
so it's sort of down in a little valley right
and the path, the footpath goes sort of right above it.
So some set bastard obviously got a rock and saw
us sort of chatting the earth, the cat on the roof,
and through a rock got my bloody roof.

Speaker 7 (45:01):
What do you think about that? I thought it was
bloody outrage on I'll tell you that, mate. Somebody could
have been killed.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
And then like five minutes later, I went, I'm going
to go and see who did that. Of course they'd
already gone. I was going to dick the bastard, do
you know what I mean? And I'm sort of wondering,
you know, and I don't know if you guys, because
you know, we're pretty big celebrities, don't you think who you?
And Top Radio DJ. So, so we getting to the
point in this world now where we need some kind

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of security gated, gated security, you know if we go out,
because I mean, what'said about someone checking rocks at old
Hoidy J. Usually I get Hoidy J your backbone out
of a carra pat on the ass from a stranger,
or people throwing rocks at me, or.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
Weren't your if off back to Grayland, that sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Yeah, it did happen one time, you Fancy Villa and Graylen.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Are you confident that it was intentional and not an accident?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Well, there was no other explanation for you because it
was a big the size of my fist.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
's first it's probably like a people like, Yeah, it
got thrown up.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
By a passing car.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
It freaked us out because it just came from no
with that.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Yeah, maybe it was like some local teenage kids being dicks.

Speaker 7 (46:13):
Yeah, it sounds like some near do wells.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
I tell you what, man, I don't know if you've
ever been out West Mogi, she's rough country there.

Speaker 7 (46:20):
Man, I try and avoid it.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
And you know, I've talked about the marauding kids out
West Auckland. She's tough going.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
Do you think they have started tagging in your house
because you're constantly bagging that joint.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
People out west.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Yeah, probably yeah, yeah, I mean what more damage can
be done? You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
And did you did you manage to get your daughter
off the roof?

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Eventually?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
The hold Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I can welcome back here massive backbones. God, I hope
your Friday's really going off wherever you are, or maybe
you're just chilling and really accent and having a good
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Speaker 7 (47:05):
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Speaker 4 (47:37):
Yeah, yeah, good stuff. That's an ad for Reburger.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
By the way, Halloween no, no, no, but just its
hell it's Halloween today, right?

Speaker 14 (47:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (47:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Because are you confused between Friday.

Speaker 7 (47:51):
The thirteenth, right, which is on the thirteenth of just
a random Friday, any Friday that there's also the thirdeighth
day of the month. Friday, the thirteenth day of the month.
You didn't know that, And I'm shocked. Is that what's
happening here? No?

Speaker 4 (48:04):
No, no, hang on, but that's like a similar thing
that you do spooky stuff that day as well.

Speaker 7 (48:08):
No, it's just there's lots of bad luck stuff, bad luck.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Just on the Halloween front. I didn't know that, and
we were talking about it yesterday. I didn't know that.
If you put decorations out the front of your house,
that means you want people to come. But if you
don't do that, then you don't want people to come.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
Yeah, well I'm not necessarily, I mean, I don't know.
I mean back in the day, nobody used to decorate
their house, so you just went to everybody's house and
everybody told you to.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Yes, and because you had the kids come to your house, right,
And I think it's because you've got so many real
spider webs everywhere. They think it's.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
Yeah, that's it is possible. And then they see old
hole all rocket around in the front garden.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Yeah, he's saying, rocks, Shay, rocks, pesky kids.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Hay up next.

Speaker 7 (49:00):
Been across live to Beck who's in christ Church and
she's got tests to give away to the old Full
Middle Orchestra. So if you're in christ Church, you might
want to stay tuned.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Great the Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
He's indeed sound Garden there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this beautiful Friday evening. Now while you fellas were
away on your European Sojon and I simply must get
over there. Pugsan and I had the real pleasure of
going to the full metal.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Orchestra in the Manuka Fuel Full Middle Orchestra.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Exactly that one, Keysy and it was a bloody great night.
Hand on her. Everyone that went loved at great singing,
great music, Great June.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Because it's hard rock and heavy middle Classics with a
massive rock band and a full life orchestra in some
of New Zealand's biggest musical talent performing as well. It
was so successful, in fact, that it is happening in
christ Church and fellers down in christ Church right now
as our new Day's host a big Sandy's who I
believe is on some sort of magical line. Bicky there,
I am here, how are you yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Good?

Speaker 3 (50:11):
What's the vibe down in christ Church today?

Speaker 12 (50:13):
Be the ViBe's rocking.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Yeah, it's rocking and rolling down there, man, frothen it Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
I thought they would be what the Hodaki or the
full middle orchestra, just everything? Yeah, I love it, Frothel.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Hey beg you're going to today?

Speaker 10 (50:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (50:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Have you been to one before?

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Nah?

Speaker 7 (50:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
It's bloody good times, mate, bloody good times. But I understand.
Are you at a double pass to give away we have?

Speaker 12 (50:39):
Well, I'm here because it's Halloween and we're in christ Church.
If you can find the whole egg you truck near
the Margaret Mahie Playground, if you come up to us
with the code word hot dog, you get a double
Pasco seated wolf Brook Arena tomorrow night.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Is there any relation to the Margaret Mayhee Park?

Speaker 10 (50:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (50:55):
Yeah, Margaret Mahee, Margaret Mayhee.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
That's Margaret Mahee's the one that's way hard to work.

Speaker 12 (51:01):
She's a backbone.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
So am I right? You're dressed up as a hot dog.
You normally dressed up as a mad dog. So somebody
comes up to you and they go hot now, but
they have to say it like that and then they
get the double pass they do.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (51:17):
How good?

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Hey, what do you enjoy that Beckon, Hopefully some background
will come up to you and get that double pass.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Eh, hopefully all right, and beck you actually have a
massive weekend. I enjoy that concert.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
All right.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Guys, see you, Bloody Rapper, so near the Margaret Mayhee
Playground in christ Church, find the hot Dog and the
hood Ucky trucks. Say, hot Dog, you get yourself a
double pass. Jas what was your favorite song from the event.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Oh, that's a great question.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Oh they hit a Deftones tune and they actually yeah,
they actually did and I was like, hello, I can't
remember what tune it was, though, but it was bloody great. Seriously,
all of the tunes were great and and what really
impressed me the most about it, No, all of the
singers were magnificent. There was not one sort of weekly

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Everyone just bolted out the.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Gym, Bloody Ripper. Well, if you are keen for a
double pass as well, make sure you jump on the
hod Ucky Socials. Beg's got a few more double passes
to give away there and tomorrow live from four pm
should be doing the official Radio Hdarcky Full Middle warm
up show before the gig Feelings.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
The Hoarchy Big show was Jason Mike and Kyzy tune
in on.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Radio Joy Division there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Friday evening, Fellers. So I had some distressing news today,
Well it was It was great news. I was just
jealous when I heard it. That was our old mate
Jerry from the Breakfast Show got to play with what's
his name, Ryan Fox in a golf match yesterday. How
good would that be? He peered up with Foxy and

(52:47):
they played another couple of dudes and.

Speaker 7 (52:49):
They lost, got smoked apparently because Jeremy had a shocker. Apparently, right,
Who were they playing? A couple of top notch guys?
But I was listening to Fox talk about it this morning.
He was saying, yeah, they both were off, but Fox
being off is probably twenty strokes better than Jerry.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Yeah, easy, yeah easy. I would say.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Jerry's better than I am too, So yeah, really is he?

Speaker 3 (53:13):
You joke?

Speaker 7 (53:14):
Cheesy? Must be.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I can't imagine anyone's better than you, Keezy.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Hang on, guys, come on, man, you know I had
a bad game to have a bit down the The
good news is, though, you can come and see Ryan
Fox up close and personal. One of the best events
of the year, Chasing the Fox which is happening in
December the twelfth at Royal Auckland and Grange. Thanks to
Manuka Fuel, you and three mates could win tickets not
just to go to the event, but to go and

(53:39):
sit in the Fox Club, which is in the best spot,
right in the heart of the action, in an exclusive
raised area overlooking the final hole with bar excess and
unbeatable views of the golf and the entertainment afterwards.

Speaker 7 (53:51):
Now, this is the thing that's been going for a
couple of years now. It's growing exponentially each year and
we talk about chasing the Fox because we know what
it is. But Kez, can you explain for people out there?
My understanding is is teams of three. Yes, everybody is
going up against Ryan Fox essentially, although this year he's got.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
He's going to have a partner.

Speaker 7 (54:09):
Yeah, but it's only played over half a dozen holes.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
That's right, six holes and you can watch it on
TV and it's bloody great to watch. But I believe
the last hole last year was the only one televised,
that's right. And the teams that are going up against
him are like Team Warriors. For example, last year you
had like Wade Egg and Sean Johnson and maybe like
to Mighty Martin or someone play.

Speaker 7 (54:28):
That's right. They had a team of politicians.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
There's all these different Teamsky, that's right.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
And you just have on the television that's just set
up on that last hole and you see the ten
teams or whatever it is come home. That's right. So
and that's obviously where where everybody will be set up
on the day on that we're having a few few
responsibly right.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
And I believe the media team won last time, Mark
Richardson Die and Jerry.

Speaker 7 (54:52):
Jerry as well.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Yeah, that's Mark was the one that actually brought them
home because he's a freak. But this year, the big
show is going to be I believe we are playing
the course earlier in the day. A yeah, even just
nine holes maybe, I'm.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Not sure it'd be great.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
And then the show will be live from the event
while it's all happening, and that afterwards we will well
and truly be getting responsibly involved because that is the
same day as our Christmas party, and we are missing
our Christmas party to be at the events. I'm having
a big one and these winners can join us there
if you are keen to win those three tickets for
you and three mates here to hoduky dot co dot

(55:25):
Nz and if you want to come along anyway, go
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Speaker 1 (55:29):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
The Blankey's there on the radio ho Donkey Big Show
this Friday evening. But right now it's time four and
the question today was is it okay to make love

(55:54):
when you're sleeping in someone else's bed?

Speaker 7 (55:56):
That's ry.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
This comes off the back of Jase hyperatically.

Speaker 7 (55:59):
Okay, well, Jason's house sitting for her in laws and
he's chosen to sleep in their beds, and you thought
of that question this morning.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
So I'm just putting two and two together here. Seriously, jas,
have you made love in that bed?

Speaker 5 (56:13):
No?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
That's why I'm asking the question.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Right because you're planning to maybe do it.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Well, who knows what could happen? Keeezy, it's a Friday night,
you know.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Yeah, Well, what's your instincts for the Big Pole? Do
you think New Zealand has voted yes or no?

Speaker 7 (56:26):
I think they've gone yes, and I would say and
I haven't seen it because I wanted to vote on
this beast there, Indy, I reckon probably eighty percent, so
that's sweet.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Yeah, right, okay, eighty percent, yes, Jace, I'd go sixty yes, right, okay,
sixty eighty. As of right now, the poll on the
Hoccue Big Shows Instagram story is seventy percent Yes.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Oh it down the middle there may interesting. Well, so
the predominant feeling is it's all g yes, yeah, one
hundred percent.

Speaker 7 (56:59):
I absolutely think it's okay if it's in the spere
room because it's four guests. The stuff you've been getting
up to, Jayson is absolutely shocking.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
It's great.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Because I actually like, yeah, spear room, sweet, go for gold.
I'm never going to I'm never going to sleep in there. Yeah,
unless I've had an argument with my wife and I've
been sent in there.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Which is and your and your nose is like a
chainsaw cutting through the air.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Yeah, to be fair. You know, when she picked me
up over the weekend at two am and I was steamed,
she said to me, oh, the spear bed has been
made up if you want to sleep in there, right,
And then I was like nah, And then I slept
in our bed and she was sweet with it because
the spirit, no, she didn't so I've never been sent
to the spare room before.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
I've spent some time in the spear room. I've spent
some time, but I wasn't seen there. No, no, My
wife was trying to get away from me. I was
like Nana, right, okay, So she was in the spear
room and then you joined it. Yeah she was leaving. Yeah,
you know how she's always leaving me.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Yeah, well that's good tonight. Then seventy percent of people
say that it's all tickety boo?

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Should we do another big poll? Is it okay to
make love in your dad's bitch? Let us know? Three
four eight three? Beget to know though, Jay?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Sure, why?

Speaker 7 (58:17):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
It's all information, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (58:19):
That certainly is?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Oh is this do dude?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Ikey Whi there you go, your man, bastards. That's the
big show down and downstead this Friday night and the
podcast out tro today. We didn't get into some stuff.
I just can't remember what it was. But a film chat,
Oh yes, film chat.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
You told it. In fact, you regard us with how
filming of Shortland Street works. Yes, here's a little clip, right.
I don't want to go on short Street because I
don't want lines and all.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
All the cameras are sent to your lines. So if
the lines go out of what there's like four cameras.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
In there and they're live cutting it to save time. Yes,
so they're live editor so that they don't have to
have an editor and then they'll just tidy it up later.

Speaker 7 (59:16):
There's Chase just shrugged his shops.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
I don't know what they do with it. That's what
you were just saying, Well, yeah, but I don't know
anything about ing.

Speaker 7 (59:26):
You can you can hear the exact point at which
Jason's knowledge ran out, and that was at least the
very first moment where you asked a vague question. Yeah,
and Jason's response is just like.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Yes, because I was literally just taking what you would
see question.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Yeah, Yes, this is how I viewed. I've done my job.
What they do beyond that is over to them. Maggie,
what's your plans for the weekend. I've got a little bit.

Speaker 7 (59:59):
On you'll be surprised by this, Keezy, A little bit
of work, bro a little bit of work, but also
the cricket tomorrow in the cricket the Dead Rubber. How
far coming out of Wellington there with the acc so
looking forward to that of course. I am really looking
forward to the tongue at the Kiwis game, which is happening,
I believe in Auckland on Sunday afternoon. And yeah, I'm

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looking forward to this weekend mate. It's going to be
a bloody beauty.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
What about you, Keezy having a quiet one at home
with the missus this weekend? That's right, yes, tonight though
after the show we're going to go get some takeaways
and go a picnic. A picnic Jason, what are you
up to man this weekend? A picnic?

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
M hang with my wife?

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
Oh yeah cool?

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Anywhere in your dad's house? And then I've got a
do you were his pajama? As well as a way
yes I do? Um. And I'm going to learn lines
over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
You do, ye?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Well that's going to be I've just been sent the
schedule for filming and it's like, oh, I better get
on with it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Speaking of.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
What I'm going to wrap up, Oh yeah, okay, I'm
going to learn them right now though.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Do you have a good weekend and all that? See
you're Monday, four pm.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Okay bye,