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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:01):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome this big, big show, Jason Haitch might know.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
And on gid A, your mad bar says great to
every company on this glorious Wednesday afternoon. It is the
eleventh of February twenty twenty six. And you, my friends,
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
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Speaker 4 (00:42):
I'm pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of
a bee. It's only cool about you now, man, that
you're living in the city. Yeah, oh cool. Houghdy j
they call them. Yeah, that's true, man, old houghty Janus
in the city. That's cool now, Old.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I told I told my wife that our new place
has now been called the Jiz Palace.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
She wasn't happy. It wasn't happy about that at all.
Did you really did you try playing with this the Jews?
She still wasn't well.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I didn't have to sing at hand there.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Kid, it's going to be hooked out to you to
your door about.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
It'd be really good. They go down really well. Now listen, Keezy,
you're wearing because this ship there's something about it and
I'm I've been struggling to come to terms with it
and what I'm what I think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's like a curtain shirt. It is.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
It's like, isn't made out of curtain material?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Made out of curtain material?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
That is just so.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Now you're just coming up with ways to describe my
clothes to make them sound weird, and the hopes that
people will see me out and about old curtain shit.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Kezy, Oh, there's got a ring to it. Really doesn't.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's the most annoying part. It's quite often it does already.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, yeah, Actually we'll take a picture of it today
and ask the questions like a curtain ship.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I still remember like three or four times people have
just been like, is that your prison jacket? And I'll
be like, yes, this is my so called prison jacket
that Jase is named.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
No I should I should warn everyone, by the way,
with old Kiz, he's just eating fifteen dampling so he's
in a bit of a food coma.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Now I've woken up.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Now that passed through the system.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
No, not quite all right. How are you going, Jason? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Good, thanks Fellows, Yeah yeah, yeah, playing you know, beautiful
day to day, hot bastard cracking day.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I let us know where you are and what the
weather's like there on three four eight three. By the way,
stay in New Zealand apparently apparently, Yeah wow, Hey Mogi
in Auckland.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
What's coming up on the show? Doo Doo Big Show
with old Mogi.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Fellas, We're going to be going over the Reek fifteen rules.
We had a secret Santa happening here at Radio Hedeki
obviously prior to Christmas. It was sort of an echo
sort of a setup, so you had to bring in
a used good from your home. And I've got a
bit of a bone to pick, sure, happy and I'm
going to need the feedback from the audience as well
on this one. I'll tell you what. Also, Fellers, Jace,
(03:19):
you've got some really interesting stuff. I don't know if
I should go into too much detail around it.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
All.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm all I'm going to say is this could be
the greatest segment the Big Show's ever done. And that's
going to be coming up to up after five. Jason
is going to be talking us through that. I don't
want to spoil it. Okay, does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
But bat Fellows coming up next, we're going to be
talking about chicken.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
We're doing chicken chat Keysy's brought.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Us one to the table and he is going to
be chowing down on some chicken chat.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Checking because yesterday we had an argument in the studio
about which parts of the chicken were the most delicious.
So I want to make the official list and put
them in order of which is the est parts of
the chicken.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
And it's going to be a binding referendum as well.
We'll be going to the audience on this one. We'll
be breaking down all the edible parts of a chicken
and then we be putting them in an order that's right,
which we locked in forever.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
That's right. So three four three, feel free to have
your say right now, every Texans draw for a rebook about.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Your great stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
In the meantime, he's.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Live for the Darky Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodaky.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Velvet Revolver There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show, This
glorious Wednesday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past four o'clock,
which means it's time for chicken chat with him.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Keysy, Yeah, chicken chat with me. Kezy used today we
had an argument in the studio. Mogi insists that the
best part of a chicken is the breast. The breast. I,
on the other hand, was like, nah, man, thighs, thighs
all the way, Jace.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'm gonna be honest with you. My favorite part of
the chicken not and talked about or even or do
you see is the coxcombs.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What the hell's are copscombs coxc.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
It's like the little what you know, the red kind
of dangly thing on the top of the goggle. Very gelatinous,
very tasty, very textural.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, well, let's just stick to the main ones here. Okay, fine, Okay.
So I've got five of the main parts of the chicken.
Feel free to add more, Fellers, feel free to text
us on three four eight three if you come up
with it as well. So thigh, breast, drummy, wing, nugget, Yeah, nibble, nibbles.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You gotta put nibbles in there?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Was it a nibble? Just part of the wing?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Were nibble a nibble?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No? No, it's a separate thing.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's an elbow, is it? Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Isn't the elbow on the wing? Nah?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Not in this case?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Okay, the nibble is a separate cat.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Really, okay, nibble?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Can I tell me to the list there? Again? Not
often talked about testicles, otherwise known as rooster fries.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yes, when have you ever seen anyone eating rooster testicles?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I have a rooster testicle most days, at least once
a week. I've got some frozen rooster fries in my
in my freezer.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Really, yes, a bag of them? Yes? Of chicken balls, yes,
a bull bear. Yes. Do I have to writemuggium running
that one down?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I don't think so. No, it's not going to be
much competition, yeah, because you know what I mean, like,
not many people are going to pay that in their
top top ten?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Or? Can I make this argument that the most popular
part of a chicken is chicken feet, liked by more
people than anything else?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Really? Yes, chicken feet feet is going to be on there? Yeah,
all right, I know how you get about?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
What about tenders? Tenders?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Tenders? Are they made out of that? I've got nuggets
on there? A different cat they made out of? Busy
chicken busy the base.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
It's under the wingers.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I did wonder about because the thing about the tender
is very tender. Yes, you know, they're always very quick
to cook, but they've always got that sort of thing
down the center of them, the vein. That's really annoying.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
What people are texting in the parsons nose. Oh, yes,
the Parsons nose. What is that?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, why do you say? Oh, yes, the past I've
heard it before, right, okay? Could okay, So I've got
five breast, rummy, wing, nugget, nibble feet, tender you want
me to put like tender and nibble and nuggy.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
We could put we could put it all in together, yeah, okay, okay.
The Parsons nose is the small, fatty tail end of
the chicken, found right at the back where the tail
feathers would be and butcher It's sometimes called the chicken's
tail or pope's nose.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay, the parson's nose.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Actually, that's delicious. You've roasted at chuck. It's very fatty,
very tasty.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I mean, for me, I'm not a big fan of
the Is it the gizzard there, chicken gizzard or any
of that sort of carry on. But for me, I'm
going to go this is this is my I think
we should go the main cat. I think we need
to keep it to what you get you can get
from a supermarket or a restaurant or something like that. Sure,
so I'm going chicken breast. Okay, I'm probably gonna wing
(08:29):
second second, because that's like you've got a yummy sauce
on it, drumstick and then thighs.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Last, well, thigres last, and not only.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Is it last, it's going in the bin. You can
keep it if I go through one of the chicken
joints you know that exist. If they get me a
drumstick or a thigh, I'm going back around the drive
through a passing it back through the window.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm talking about scar skinless, boneless chicken thigh and then
use that to make like a stir fry or something
like that you'd usually use a breast for. It'suculent.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
You got to keep the skin on, geezy, keeps it
more flavorful. Yeah, okay for me definitely. First.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
First, Yeah, here, I'll go nibbles.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Is that a choice? The wings? Yes, I'll go chicken wings.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So jays wing is second for you? Yes, then I
would drummy or breast.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I would go breast, but they do tend to be
dry off if the poly coop, Yeah, that's true, and
then I would go yes.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
But whatever the last one is, I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So thigh first, yes, then he went breast and then
he goes drum and drummers.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yes, okay. I would go thigh first, breast, second, wing, third,
rum drummy fourth. It's not doing well that drummy suck.
Have your opinion though, three four eight three what's your
favorite part of the Chicken New Zealand. Here's the oasis.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I keep Big show with Mike and Kezy tune in
week days and four on radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
What's this radio houshi bar?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yes, indeed, your opportunity to win some meat and some
money a Fellers.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
One hundred bucks cash Jason and a delicious beef and
Lamb New Zealand meat pack given one away every single
day this week, or you have to do this. Listen
now for the kid to call, then call us on
eight hundred Hodarchy because this Sunday, February the fifteenth is
National Lamb Day.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
How good man?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
How good God, that's crept up on us.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Man.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
It really really has this year.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
God, I feel a little bit taken off guard. Actually,
what do you have for Lamb Day?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
What's that you're missus?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What do you get it for Lamb Day?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I always like to do a nice roast chicken for Lambda.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, it's kind of a it's a weird tradition of mine.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
A little bit, but your sort of your conversation though,
while you're eating your chicken, it always circles round to lambs.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah, I can tell you pretty much. Every year my
wife says to me, Oh, we should have done a
lamb wreck.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's gonna say, wy, don't you give me like a
nice wreck or something.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Let's go to the phone lines. Good a Bruce, your
mad barstard? How's life doing great? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Why jas and yourselves? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Good man, we're talking hoy jairs.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah you wind? Yeah, I'll be honest with your Bruce
preferred jazz to jizz. Yeah, tell me, Bruce, what do
you do for a crust?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
And you get on your mate? You're a South there, Bruce.
You a fan of meat?
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Ah, love me meat peas?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Good on your mate. All right, Well here's the deal.
We'll chuck you in the drawer. Keep your phone on
because we could be giving you a callback later on
some cash and some meat. Alright, fantastic, that'd be great guy, mate,
Good luck.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Good at Chris your mad bars? And how's life? Yeah?
Here is down like you're under your mattress or something
that Chris, what's going on? Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Just just sitting in the van listening to the listening
to the good Man.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Can you do us a favorite and talk into your phone?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Chris? What do you do for a crust?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'm a tiler, good Chris. If you keep your phone on,
your mate, we could be giving you a call, some
cash and some meat.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Alright, awesome, thanks in his glove Boxy get a Sam
your mad barst house the beautiful toad on it today?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah, good Man? Could you tenue radio down a bit?
Speaker 5 (12:41):
There, I'm walking away from it.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Speak tell me Sam, what do you do for a crust?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I'm a decent mate.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Backbone. If I think we've spoken to you before him,
we Sam was not first?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Good on your mate?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah? Good? What's the plane for the rest of the day?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Sam?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You finished work?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
It is chilling, finished work. I'm probably cracking to at
least box fears.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Amen, how are you all right?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Sam?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You keep your phone on, mate, We could be giving
you a call, some meat and some cash.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Alright, lovely fellas, cheers mate, Yeah, great stuff, nice fellow.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
How good I felt maybe sitting in the sun there,
Crack open a cold one, Darry or two.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Tell you what I'll be doing this Sunday, fellas, I'll
be firing up the barbecue this National Lamb Day and
raising a chop with my friends and family.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Make sure you're seeing us some photos.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah could you? Oh really, you don't even have a barbecue,
do you?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
What?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
On Radio Typical clear there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This beautiful Wednesday afternoon. The time is four thirty nine.
And fellas, I've got a bit of a conundrum and
I want your honest opinion on this.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
What's this in regards to Is it in regards to
your new apartment in the well?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I guess kind of yes.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Now, obviously I walk home every night now and bgie
yeh know, will to work sometimes to walk around the place,
and I can't help but notice the old Lime scooters
hoon and all over the place.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Jesus there fast. They are fast. They are very fast,
and they're.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Very and they're very quiet as well, And so they
hoon passed you. Yeah, you know, give me a heart attack,
go to chernish. Wow, yeah, you know all that sort
of jez.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It's kind of the opposite of you, right, because you're
slow and really loud.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Yes, so yeah, the elderly they do get terrified by skateboards, scooters,
that sort of stuff, so tracks.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
They freak me out.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
But to be honest with you, I've been seriously thinking
to myself in the last couple of days, I should
get the app for that so I could use them too.
But I have a certain foreboding about it. Genuinely, this
is genuinely I go, is that a good move, Houdy
j getting on onto the old Lime scooters?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Because I feel like Hoidy J herning around with my
bandanna and.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Skull candies on shut off a shirt off is maybe
not genuinely a good idea.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, well I think you should go with Mogi then, yeah,
it's got more wisdom than I do.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Well, I mean, are they easier to control? You know?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
You know I'm not gonna I guess the question is becausey,
why do you think it's a bad idea? And it's
so if the same reason do you think it's a
bad idea as why I think it's a good idea?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay. I one night on a night out in christ Church,
I witnessed a man fall over lyeing a pool of
blood and he was unconscious that we had to take
him to hospital and it was quite heroin. Yeah, second
reason I think it's a bad idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that was I mean that stuck.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I mean if I mean, if that happened to me,
I wouldn't expect you to, you know, take me to hospital.
I mean I wouldn't ring old keysy and go keezy
you need to take me to hospital?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
No, but I would no.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Okay, good, you would have been making any sense?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
So no, true.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah. And the other thing is you said are they
hard to control? Like it's a scooter. You hop on
it and then you like push with one foot and
then you push a little button to go right. That
makes me think you have zero experience with a scooter
or anything of the sort.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
What's the sort of breaking set up.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That there's a front break in a rear brake.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Have you ever been on a pushbike before you've written bitch? Yeah,
have been the one holding the handle.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
And I've got my Jucardi that's a bike. Yeah, but
no not a pushbike.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
No, never ridden a pushbike.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I mean I've ridden a pushbike?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, what do you think it's a good idea?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
For the same reason as you outlined, I'm just thinking
about the content, huge amounts of content.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
But we'll get maybe one, maybe two breaks out of
oh hoodij has fallen off and has suffered a horrific
head injury.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yeah, I mean, I'm hoping for something a little bit
less than head injuries. Just I'm just hoping for general
wrong thing, wrong time of bagging at that, you know
what I'm There's going to be many stages to it.
The first thing will be trying to get the app
to work. Yeah, we'll get a couple of weeks out
of that, trying to link up your credit card to it,
(17:13):
get a couple of weeks out of that, trying to
turn it on, trying to take a photo of when
you've parked it, yeah, true, trying to find that work
out the helmet. You know, there's so many stages for this.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I'm picturing Jason because when you park a limeskinn there
are areas where you can and can't part and it
will just be like, no, sorry, you can't leave me here.
And I'm picturing jas big like I've had this lime
skirn for four days straight and I can't find it.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I just imagining Jason at home with eighteen limescreaters of
his lounge.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Just on that true story. Today, I did try and
get the app, but I ended up putting on All Trails.
It's called All Trails.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh that's the hiking app. Oh yeah, that costs money.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
That's a true story.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You paid for a hiking ap.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
How does it happen.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
At home? Man? But the good news is he's doing
a great high coup of the White Tucket is tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
The only thing is too, is I wonder if I'll
be a menace to the public.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Oh, You're absolutely like a.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Flying impediment to the general public. Okay, I'm not doing it.
I'm just going to keep no just.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No e scooters. Mobility scooters.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
That's more your thing.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Thanks man, Here's Lincoln Park.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy Guns.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Roses. There on the Radio Honankee Big Show This Wednesday
afternoon in the time, it's four fifty three.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Family.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Last night I watched Small Towns Scandal on They've got
two episodes out. It's based on Tom Sainsbury's podcast of
the same name. He's done a couple of seasons of that.
The show follows Toby, a disgraced journalist turn podcast host
who returns to his rural hometown to investigate the bizarre
death of his millionaire uncle. Interesting stuff, and it's sort
(19:18):
of sort of it's a very heightened sort of a
show Tonally, they've done a really great job. You know,
it's a murder mystery essentially, and what they've done is,
you know, when you watch even like a Broken Wood chase,
everybody really is a suspect, yes, And what they've done
is they've taken that thing where everybody is a suspect
(19:38):
and they're making everybody act as suspiciously as humanly possible,
completely over the top with how suspicious they're acting. Really weird, quirky,
offbeat characters. It's a really great cast as obviously there's
old sains O there, but there's Rose Matafao's in it
as well, a whole host of New Zealand's best comedian
(20:00):
is More Morgano O'Reilly is another one. I watched two
episodes of two episodes out and assuming the rest will
coming out weekly, highly recommend. It's a hard thing to
make a good show, but they've nailed the tone right
off the bat. The second episode is better than the first.
Is off and often happens, but it's good tonally, really
really good. I had lots of laughs and there's a
(20:22):
real shocking moment in the second episode, but you'll enjoy
keasy you get to that. But I'm I'm a solid
four busies on this out of five possible busies. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
The The interesting thing about this show is my wife
has wanted to watch it ever since she heard that
it was happening because she loves Tom Sainsbury. He's a
great man, nice feeler. And I was like, ah, yeah, right,
I will watch the you know New Zealand murder mystery
comedy thing, and then you know, it starts off and
everyone's really got wacky hairstyles and acting really goofy. Yeah,
and that all the characters are just so weird and
(20:54):
you're just like, God, these people are all like nutters,
you know. But then it's a nice mix of that
humor and oddness with almost like Short of the Dead
style or Hot Fuzz style, like quite graphic the dead
guys like quite dead like. In fact, my wife was like,
oh yeah, and I was like, yeah, it's pretty fall on,
isn't it. You know, she almost freaked out. But it's
(21:16):
a nice mix of like that when you know in
Hot Fuzz and Short of the Dead where they skip
between that comedy and then the you know, the year
it has been a murder happened. Yeah, I quite enjoyed that.
I mean I personally gave that first episode only watched one. Yes,
I gave it probably like three and a half buzzies. Yeah,
my wife, she would have given an I reckon four
point two buzzies.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Yeah, exactly the first one, because they're sent to that.
But what they also the other good thing they did,
the smart thing they did was not do what a
lot of shows do and try and introduce everybody in
the first episode they've left quite a few characters for
the second and I'm assuming later on, but once you
get into it and you get into the swing of it,
by that second one, you realize these guys really have
done an incredible job here. Everybody is an absolute fruit loop. Yeah,
(21:59):
except for the mum, who's a fruit loop in a
different way and Rose Matafao turns out. It's yeah, it's
a real The small town thing is like freaky small
town gossipy, weird people. They do a really great job
and there's some really really good comedy and just looking
at Tom Sainsbury's face, he is an idiot man. The
(22:20):
character not Tom Sainsbury, but he plays an idiot so well,
and just a little eye rolls he does that I
don't know what's going on sort of stuff. It's going
to get better and better. I can't wait. It's got
all the makings of a kiwik classical great. I just
like and I say all of this been a very
particularly harsh critic of New Zealand content. You know, I'm
(22:41):
not saying, oh, this is great because it's New Zealand made.
I'm more inclined to go the other way with New
Zealand made stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Oh it's the great stuff Phils. Hey, now listen Neon, Yeah,
give it a.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Gandal Town scandal. Neon's crapping out on me for some
reason at the moment. But anyway, that your TV plugged
into the wall.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Coming up after five o'clock, there's an issue I want
to address, so.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Picture you guys, go out to Jason's house next week.
Edie's got the microwave sitting on his entertainment unit and
he's been trying to watch that. There's something I want
to chat about after five o'clock. That's good because we
do a radio show.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
What else have we got?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I've got something I'd like to chat about? And also
Mogie's got something he'd like to chat.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Oh, yes, you would have boned. Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, this stuff, This stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
The Whold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Hold Ike, welcome back your massive backbones. I hope you're
enjoying this absolutely glorious day here on what is it Wednesday?
Speaker 4 (23:44):
It's Wednesday, Jason Wednesday. We call it what is it Wednesday?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
This is the Big Show, pulled to you by Rebig
gear serving good times and good food Dina or take
away Rebig here today.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Here he is, Burbie McGee. I didn't burn, Yes, she
did reflex because you stole some chips.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Can we stop? Please? What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I am having to deal with unfounded allegation people abusing
me in the corridors about my so called theft, and
it's like, you guys have been sold an absolute line there.
This it is just as I explain, it's just part
of the show that old honey j steals chips.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Of course it's not true.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
This is this is very clever from Jays because you
can pretend, you can just do yeah. And so it's
sort of like he's like the Trump of the Big Show.
It's just a joke on the show.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
It's his own version of the truth.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah. Yeah. And the interesting thing about Jace as well
is I went and bought a packet of those exact
chips and keep stealing, yeah, and he ate pretty much
none of them.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
It was it was shocking, wasn't it. It was it
had no value because he hadn't stolen them. And this
is not this is not a joke. This is one
hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You. You're not even hungry. You just eat it because
you like the theft part of it. That you like
the stealing. Well, I sort of liking it too, Fellers.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
You know, beer never tastes as good as when it's free,
you know what I mean. It's like when you used
to I used to have a sap of my father's
beer when he was watching the soccer on television. Nothing's
ever tasted as good as that because it was.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Free, you know what I mean. You don't have a
meal or if it's free, it's like, God, this is
so good, like a TV.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
You know, if you break into someone's house and you
steal a TV. Movies never looked so good.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
This is the best picture I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Sorry, but the chips I gave you we're free as
well because I paid for them. Yeah, well, the chips
you bought.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Actually, to be technically correct, with Dorito's and my bells,
don't deal with it was last week, don't deal with dust.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Apparently you don't deal very well with doritos. So this
week I got you more snack and changes and you
still didn't eat them. You just like the theft. You
have to admit it.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
I'll tell you what matter.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
There's a lot of emotion in the studio at the moment,
and old Mogi's about to un leash. But in the meantime,
here's new the Hiarchy.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in on.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Radio Rage against the Machine.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
There on the radio, hold Aky Pigture this Wednesday evening.
The time is fourteen minutes past five o'clock, fellas.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah, we've got a bone to pick? Yes, bug so
fat up with your pegs and seeing that off to
the radio awards man the top when Jason throws it
and coughs up a bucket of phlegm.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
So did you say you've got a bone to pick?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Yeah, I see something's been bugging me.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I got a bone a pit.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
We get paid for this in case anybody's wondering, Hey, fellas,
Christmas is a special time of year, is it not?
And it's a time you bring people together, but at family,
but at free ends, be it work mates. And here
at Radio Heardeki we do a secret center every year
and it's something I look forward to greatly. This year,
Kate Brittain out there in the office, she decided that
(27:10):
we should do a green secret center which is where
you're not buying more stuff that's inevitably going to go
and to going to landfill. It'll be something that's sitting
around a home that you think would be useful to
somebody else, but it's not so useful for you anymore.
So all of us got involved in this, except Jace obviously,
who doesn't like participate in anything that goes on.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
And I was meant to buy your present and I
ended up with nothing. No, you've got to work about someone.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Yeah, but that wasn't from Jason. Yeah, that was something
that got Regiftedah, that's right to me. It was about
It was from Bono. Oh, Bono's insids o the world.
It's a page turner.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
How good.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Anyway, I put together a gift which I thought was
pretty amazing. There was a bunch of things in there.
I can't remember all of them, but one of them
was a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
A twenty dollars limit on this gift, by the way.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Well, the way I saw it was, it's something of value.
If I choose to give something greater than the value
of twenty dollars, that's up to me. So sure, surely,
And so I gifted that I wrapped it up really nicely,
and it turned out that Zoe, the producer for Breakfast,
was the lucky recipient of that, and also there was
(28:21):
an Apple Apple speaker speaker as well. I noticed that's
gone home, but the vacuum cleaner has been laying around
the studio, laying around the office, and has not been
taken home. So I want to know what's going on. Now.
I'm beginning to feel like she doesn't like it.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I feel like there's a part you're missing from the
vacuum cleaner description, which is a broken vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
It works absolutely fine. Oh, it sucks to test it,
believe me, it works. No, trust me, not as hard
as everyone else, but it works.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yeah. What sort of vintage would you put the vacuum
cleaner in?
Speaker 4 (29:01):
I don't like to put an age on things.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Seventies maybe, oh god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nineties,
nineties it's like a thirty year old vacuum cleaner, how
together with duct tape. Regardless, the gift given from the heart,
the point of.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
It is, it was a gift given, and the gift
has been given, the gift has been received and opened.
The gift now belongs to Zoey, so she doesn't like it.
That's absolutely it's hurtful. We've got to say that, but
it's now hers to deal with the fact that it's
laying around this studio. Is an absolute disgrace and it's
an insult. And it makes me wonder why we even
(29:37):
bother with Christmas at all. What that's going to be
the attitude.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
You know, Moggie, I go so far as to say,
it's a slap in your face every time you come
into work.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
It's a kick of my nuts, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
It's like so disdainful it is.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
I have to see that.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yes, Pugsar wants to weigh in here, Hey here he
is good man.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
I also just wanted to weigh in on how beautifully
Mike wrapped to the gift.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
It was in a garbage bag, that's all from me.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
It was in black. It was in black wrapping paper.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Black plastic, plastic with a large opening, right.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Okay, thanks for that, Pugsy that to close it up,
and the only thing that was sticking out of it
was a little bit of pipe.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
See, I personally am on team zoe here. I think
that and I remember Mogi saying something along the lines of, oh, great,
I've got some old ship lying around in my office
I can get rid of. That's what I remember him saying.
And Zoe got it. It was just like she's twenty
or something and she's like, coold, I've got a broken
vacuum clean This is great.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
That's her vacuum cleaner. I gave it to her.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Too, that here. She can't just leave it. Old ship.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Got jam The Hdarchy Big Show week days from.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yes indeed, blink one a two there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening the term five twenty.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Eight fellows, I've got a bone to pick. I got
a bowl a bit now at that time on my Instagram, right,
I put up a story and you can ask a
question and get people to just give you answers.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Oh, yes, I've seen that.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I've never done this before, but I thought, and actually
my wife convinced me because she's, oh, you should do
more like questions and interactivity on your Instagram.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
And so I had a fight. I don't know, I
have no idea, but I genuinely had a question that
I thought one of my followers might actually have the
answer to. And I tried doing research on it and
I couldn't get a definitive answer. So I put up
a question, and it was to do with my old
motorbike that I'm restoring at the moment.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
How do I ride this?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
No, it wasn't how do I ride this? It was
are there any ethanol free fuels? And New Zealand all right?
Because they make fuel with ethanol, which is like, fine
if you've got a modern car with fuel, and Jess
the older ones it really stuffs the map, it's not.
And so I'm like, which field I put in this thing? Now?
I'm pretty sure I put listen? Or is it listening?
Like BP's got different ins in and all that. I
(32:15):
just I don't know. So I asked the question on
my Instagram there and a few people gave me good answers.
Cool shout out to those people, thanks for the good answers.
The vast majority, however, were terrible answers of people who
I think might have been taking the purse.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
For example, Riley said jet fuel cheers, Really is that true?
I don't know. I don't have access to any Marks
said up and go vanilla flavor so I mean that
is ethanol free, but I'm not going to put it
in my motorbike.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Okay, what is such a baby little cycle.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
It'll probably go quite well. Cameron said, you're wheeze. You're wheeze, yeah,
because yeah, well there's no ethanol and that.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Well when you've been hammering the purse.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty high octane. It is pretty much
jet fuel, especially after a week in like Magic Round.
Chad said, diesel, Benton said double Brown's. Bruce said, buzzy fuel.
Oh yes, buzzy fuel. Tib said, pretty sure your midnight
(33:22):
steamers will work. And this is the issue is I
genuinely was I'm gonna tra out this new feature and
just kind of cracking it, and then people are sliding
in saying like Jordie said, Nippy's iced coffee will work.
Sam said, could you make some bio diesel if you
squeeze the juices from your meat petty nips.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
It's all good stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
That's great stuff. It's pretty interactive.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
You've got the interaction, Jess that you were looking for.
Maybe not the answers you were looking for.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
But mister Mike Minogue said, ass juice, What is the point.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
But that was a mistake.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Was yeah, and you said no, Sorry, I meant ass juice?
What like what I didn't try? I didn't have any
on hand, unfortunately, But like, what is what is our?
What are we done here? Like? Why can't I just
ask a simple question to get an answer?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
You know? Well you got an answer. I got several.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I still don't know which ones because it was so
a variety of contradicting information. Yeah, with ass juice and
busy bio if you're mixed in, Yeah, well I would
go with ass juice.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yes, the Hiliarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in on radio.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yes, indeed, your chance to get yourself a fifty dollars
rebooger voucher. What you have to do is call when
you hear this um during a song, I tell you
who did do that?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Next?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Kyle, get a Kyle, your man, bastard? How's life?
Speaker 5 (35:00):
No, I'm not to be a bloody bed on this
lovely afternoon. Now about yourself?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yeah? Good things? Yeah, really good damn stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Kyle?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
You on your way home?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Obviously?
Speaker 5 (35:10):
I am? Indeed?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Yeah, sweet, are you going home to the little missus
or the little the Little Man there.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Little Messes, and a couple of little cats as well.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
What are your cats names? Man?
Speaker 5 (35:22):
They're named Anna and Elsa like from Frozen.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Who came up with us? Is that your idea? Man?
Speaker 5 (35:30):
No, that was what the shelter named them, and we
didn't have the heart to change the name.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
No, that's cute, Kyle Man. Hey, Kyle, we came to
give you a fifty dollar rebog about you. Man. I'm
just gonna ask you some questions just to make sure
you aren't AI.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
First question, what do you do for a crust?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I'm a bloody middle manager, aren't I get it?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Man? This guy gets it totally.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
What's for tea? Kyle?
Speaker 5 (35:59):
I'm thinking it might be bloody reburger.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
It's got to be something else. It has to be
something else, because you're not going to get this for mauts.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Okay, that's fair enough, that's fair enough. I'm thinking the
chicken steaks that are sitting in the freezer.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Thing, chicken steaks that neither have I what's that you
taught me through a chicken steak?
Speaker 5 (36:18):
I think there are Eagle products and they've just got
a nice crispy coating on the outside. Chicken nugget.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Ah, it would it be a breast sort of cut
and two and then crumbed.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
You know what I don't know?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, middle management, it's a tea will take out.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, it'll be classic beaks and claws or just ground up.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
No, it's not true.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Chuck it in there, put a bit of bread crumb
on it.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Beautiful. No, that's I've got those exact products at home
in my freezer and that delicious you want? Really? Why
is it not surprising you?
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Just it's the kind of thing you'd eat.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
What checking.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Started about your eating at the moment?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Installed a walk and freezer? Have you heard about this?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Sorry? Third question, Kyle, we've gotten distracted. How often do
you floss man?
Speaker 5 (37:17):
At least three times a week?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
What color are your undies Kyle?
Speaker 5 (37:23):
Currently they are black?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
And final question, what is your deepest fear?
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Probably being least alone?
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Yeah, Well you've got ELSA and that other what it's called.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Congratulations Kyle. The system has come back and said you
aren't AI and you will in fact. It a rebig
about you.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
All right?
Speaker 5 (37:45):
Oh body happy to hear it.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Thank you, Old packson will give you a voucher.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
There you have you really got a walk in freezer.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
You're describing an industrial sized chiller that like a restaurant
would have. Yes, yes, I do. There's living color.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on radio.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Holdarky, David Bowie there on the radio, Hold Archy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. Now, in case you haven't heard,
Old Hodarki has given away a boat fowlers and it's
as easy as to get in a drawer for it.
Just listen up.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
It takes boat to three four eight three. Yes, that
is well. Then you fill out a little form thing
and tell us still pretty still pretty easy, mokey, just
be on us. You then fill out little form, chuck
your details, and come up with a name for the boat,
because the winning person, whatever name they submitted, will be
then written on the side of that boat when we
give it away. As a finn Chaser five three five
(38:44):
center consoles, sixty horse Mercury comes to the voyager trailer
seventy five grands worth of kit fowlers, and we have
to do is name it. Heaps of names still coming through.
I'm gonna do the thing where I read them out
and then you guys sort of basically diss it.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Well, not necessarily good names.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
We won't do it, okay. Wet dream nice?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Okay, yeah, nice?
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Love it? Well, it's wet and it's a dream to
have a boat. It's a wet dream. So there's a
double meaning there. Okay, is it great? No?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
The scroat boat now I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Now I know that scrote rhymes with boat, yeah, but
outside of that, I don't get it. And as the
boat was made out of a scrotum.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
There's only scrotum's on the boat a.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Boat bloody time. No, I don't know that at all.
Speaker 7 (39:35):
Come, I think that's funny fisherman's fantasy. No, no, that's
just's just remember these suggestions from listeners that could be listening.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
They need someone who's feedback, kesy.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Right okay, and also, by the way, we're not choosing
like it's random. It's a lucky it's random. Yeah, unsinkable too,
it's always a classic Sultan Finnegar salt and finner.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
What do you think about that one? Keasy?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I don the chum guzzler, Well, chum guzzler from me? Yes,
it's yes from me as well? What you're saying near Jason,
So you don't get sultan finnegar Man, I don't. It
doesn't make anything fin like a fish fin. Genuinely thought
(40:30):
they were trying to do a play on words like finger.
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, a number one best boat in
the world. He's in the world. Ain't number one?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
That's the winner right there?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
No, it's you can't say that's the winner right there, because.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
It's got to be the best one.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Surely that's not. It's gotta be a number one. But
that is a very good one. Someone here has just
named it stiffy.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
There's someone who just simply doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
It's stiffy stuff. I like it. I like it. Then
you win and you've got a bow of stiffy written
all over.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Well look New Zealand. If you think you can do
better and cut with a good name, text the word
boats three four eight three Yeah to be a winner.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Okay, okay, good man, Okay.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Hey, coming up, we've got one of Keyzy's a winter
Olympic updates.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Hell good.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
Tune in week days and four on Radio Holds.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Welcome Back in massive backbones. I hope your Wednesday hump
Day is going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to
the Big Show brought to you bot Rebig.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Gear, beef checking, vegan and vegetarian options available, Reburger redefining
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Speaker 3 (41:48):
What's that funny magie?
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Oh my god, Puk Soign has just done. I haven't
even finished it. I'm not even halfway through. A fantastic
new clip's gone up on the Big Show Instagram page.
It's probably up on Facebook as well, but it's from
the other day when we're talking about you, Jason. You've
moved into the city, yes, and you're having to put
up with the sound of people out on the street,
(42:10):
isn't it used to the new noises in your new
apartment here in the city. And some of the videos
that Pigs has put along with us along with the audio,
absolutely sicking to Nane, I'm crying, laughing. I can't wait
to finish it. Get along and have a lot. It's
going to be popular that well.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I'm not a big fan of it, but I have
to acknowledge its genius. I have to acknowledge it.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
It's a pretty hard cut there that just will send you,
I promise.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Kind of not prepared for it. All I can say
is I can't believe he got managed to get footage
of I know you and your apartment.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah, it's amazing, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Hey, what are you having for doing tonight?
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Jas?
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Actually my wife just asked me that we'll just go
out somewhere men.
Speaker 4 (42:58):
Jo.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
I was going to have bones are picked right here,
but I chose not to.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Go for it. Man, you're picking over all the other keys.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
He came today after eating twenty damplings saying Dad, you
know it's fifteen, saying I've got am in a food
camer Did he not, Moggie? Then we got someone stole
some pizza for us. There were three pizzas, there are
piezas there. Kezy and I had a piece each, and
then Keysy went do you want this last piece?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
And I went, oh, no, you have it. Given that
he's just been in a food comb I thinking he'll
go oh no, But did he say no, Mogie? No?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
He shoved it down as gob. Then someone brought us
some more pizza and Kesey's head four further pizzas, piezas
of pizza, and now he's going home to butter chicken.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
I am disgusting. You put so much mustard on every story. Look,
I just messaged my wife and just said, Hey, a
lot of pizza at work. I'll have my dinner tomorrow night.
She's out tomorrow night with one of your friend and
she's going to drinks. So tomorrow I'll have the leftover
buttered chicken. Yeah, yeah, sure, she said, yeah, good idea.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
I just imagine that you're just going to get up
at sort of midnight, one o'clock in the morning. It's
going to hear noises in the house. You'll go CAZy cay,
and you're not there as he gets up and there's
creaking in the house, and there's cazys lit by the
light of the refrigerator, and he's just shoveling buttered chicken down.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Hold butter of chicken.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Because his gat has expanded so much and he needs
to fill it.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
I'm disgusted, Jace. I eat a regular amount of food.
You eat a very small amount of food.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Would you say what you've eaten the last three hours
is a regular.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
I would say that it's about half as much as
Mogi's eating.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Joe, come on, he said, like.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
The whole Key Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hod Blank.
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He's there on the radio. Hold Ankey Big show that
Wednesday evening. The time thirty minutes bast six o'clock. Are
we going to do this? Are we? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Winter Olympics Update.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Are you go?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
What's happening in Old Italy at the Old Winter Olympics?
There with me Keezy Hey Fellers. The segment designed to
keep everyone abreast of what's happening in the Winter Olympics. Yay,
looking good for New Zealand. So far we are fourteenth
on the middle, Telly, fourteenth on the middle Telly. Oh yeah, Yeah,
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he's having a cholesterol stroke. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
Everything's a bit blurry. Luca Harrington got bronze, oh yeah.
And the men's free ski slope style final, which is
pretty good. Our second middle so far. Obviously, Zoey Sadowski
Siner got one the other day. We've still got a
few athletes to compete in the free skin snowboard events,
slope style, half pipe, et cetera. However, the biggest news
(45:55):
out of the Winter Olympics is that an Olympic athlete
one bronze. This was part of the was it biathlon
or something? Twenty kilometer means biathlon.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
That's where you go for a ski and then you shoot.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Cleanse Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is that. That Yeah,
good sport.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Yeah it is real good.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Well I reckon it's quite cool. Actually, yeah it's cool.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
But is it a sport?
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Ski ski ski ski ski ski bang. Skiing is a
sport and shooting is a sport, so put it together
a sport. Sterler Holme li Grid is his name. He's
from Norway. He won bronze and during his sort of
interview afterwards, this is what he had to say.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Some yes, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (46:59):
But what he was saying there, I haven't even translated
it for shock.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
And burst Yep, too late, buddy, you did it. You
pay the consequences and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
You know what he's saying.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
He sadly keys him for those out there don't speak
the lingo. He cheated on his long, long time partner
while he was in the Olympic village chase. He did, yes,
and he came clean. He owned up to her, his partner,
who was back home in Norway. Can you imagine cheering them.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
On, Yes, with all the family in the city.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Absolutely right, and so she's immediately left him. She's been
embarrassed and humiliated, and then he's come out and thought
that the best way to win her back is to
humiliate her further by publicly crying when being awarded with
the bronze medal? Was it there for the biathlon?
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Je Ethln, I'm sorry, have you read this or did
you take all that from that? He said?
Speaker 3 (47:56):
It was pretty emotional.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
He's crying. It's a bit of a humiliation.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
He had the phrase smokey, too little, too late, thank you.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
I've never heard that. What does that mean? Too much
too soon or just a little too late?
Speaker 3 (48:08):
The grass is green?
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Ever heard that one? Oh?
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yeah, yeah, yes, what.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Does that have to do with it?
Speaker 4 (48:13):
It goes on to stay on tour.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Except for this case because he went on TV and
spoke about it.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Well, Jason, Jason was saying off here, the misake he's
made us admitted it.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
That's what I said.
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It's actually quite beautiful, isn't it, Larry. I haven't heard
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Then that's what we've been doing.
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Yet I thought that was how he was doing it right,
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Good?
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I like it better than us singing.
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reburg about ye get a Fellers. I have a massive
issue where my two young cats keep bringing in giant
wetters into the house at night. Is that is what
they like to hunt? They bring them in a live
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and I wake up every morning to a new one
in my house near my bed. No joke. These bastards
are the size of a six inch sub Any advice
on how to make my cats stop this behavior or
what I should do with my excess of whetters, cheers anonymous.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
Well you could move into an apartment apart of them
all that way, they don't get to go outside. Yeah,
they just go insane inside. But they're not bringing horrendous
critters from the bush in your backyard.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Because of with her is terrifying you've seen, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
They are. They are a formidable looking insect. It has
to be said.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Jess used to bring in any other than skinks. You
think it's a bit more substantial than that.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
True story.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
She once caught a little bird and then and she
had the bird in her mouth, and she walked into
the lounge freaking out because you could tell by her
eye she didn't know what to do with it. So
she just had this bird in her mouth and she
was just looking at.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
All of us, going what do I do with this?
Speaker 3 (50:50):
And then she dropped it, and my daughter went, oh
my god, oh my god, and then put it in
a box and revived it and then released it about
an hour later.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Really is that's nice? So you reckon there was jizz
your cat wasn't jesus first ever birth?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yes, I think so. That's why she was so freaked
out about it. And she actually on that front too.
She did bring in a lot of crickets.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
Oh yeah, cricket.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
Yes, I've seen a lot of crickets.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Yeah, I wonderful.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
And it's amazing that you never did bring in a
which maybe she did, because there'd be a mountain of
wetters around our place for sure.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
Have you seen a wetter recently? That they are terrifying?
The terrifying recently?
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Have I seen one recently?
Speaker 1 (51:32):
I don't know what, like, I know what's happened with
wetters recently.
Speaker 4 (51:35):
There's more of them. Were lya the jackets. Now they
got switchblades. They are way more intensely.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
You remember my wetter story I told you about a
year ago on the farm.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
There you're wetter. Yeah, he squished it and all the
juice one in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
I swished had a broom handle and went squlott and
it squirted into my mouth.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Was your mouth open when you were in the broomhead? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Oh us, I'm look in terms of what you can
do here. It's just the nature of it. And we've
been through this time and time again. It's a cat.
You've got cats, that's it. So you can close your
bedroom doors so they don't bring them in. But yeah,
you're pretty limited on options here, aren't.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
You could do what they're do in Australi with cat curfews,
and it is after a certain period of time they're
not allowed outside.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Really, Yes, that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Yeah, six o'clock from six o'clock onwards, they're inside because.
Speaker 4 (52:32):
They're laying waste. Yeah, right, so the local floor and fauna,
like you're winders. You have the winners, they love it.
I'm not talking to winners. Last, I love it.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Last when I saw how the leather jacket and a
band down had a switchblade. So I hope that helps
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Speaker 3 (53:00):
There you go your may Bastards. That's a big show
down and dussa for hum dake. We got through it, fellas.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
I was absolutely bagged at the start of the show.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
So as I absolutely bagged. I had an early wake
up this morning and the yeah, I was absolutely stuffed.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
But just the energy that unbelievable configurated.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
Aren't we really good? Hey Keezy, what's the podcast outro
clip today?
Speaker 1 (53:22):
After an extremely successful podcast outro yesterday? Well, we've got
another hypothetical question on today's one.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
I'm out of this conversation. Come on, were you saying
on the show now talking about wrestling with my own?
Speaker 1 (53:39):
All right? I draw the line, man, So it's just
a little sneak peek of what our hypothetical question was
all about, Jace, you refuse to answer that one, man?
Have you thought about it more? Come on? What's wrong
with hypothetical questions? Just stupid?
Speaker 3 (53:53):
Hey Mogie, what are you up to you today?
Speaker 4 (53:59):
I'm gonna ride my bicycle home.
Speaker 3 (54:00):
You're nice?
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah, yeah, lovely evening out of the effect effect for
a nice little bike rider. Yeah, a little pushboat ride there.
And then I don't know.
Speaker 4 (54:08):
I'm going to see if there's any more small town scandal,
but I'm worried that it might be weekly now right,
are annoy me? But on that note, I've got to
start watching Night of the Seven Kingdoms or whatever it's called.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Yes, I watched the latest episode last night.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Actually, it's good.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
It's really good.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Great, I like great, I like it. Keasey, what are
you up to? Man?
Speaker 4 (54:26):
I would eat a couple of snacks.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah yeah, no, I've had my dinner tonight.
Speaker 3 (54:30):
It was going to be an harrierfect midnight steamer to night.
It is going to be an absolute horror show.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
Yeah yeah, I'm going to go home and eat the
left of butter chicken and just set my alarm for midnight.
Speaker 4 (54:50):
You won't need to. It's on the body.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, And then go and just do
a massive steam. That's about it.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
That's good stuff. What about you, Jason, I don't know, man,
Just walk homers and some change or skull candies, you.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Know, that's cool man. But exercise, yeah, good for the prostate.
See you tomorrow at four o'clock. Bye,