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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is big, big show, really big, Jason Hoich, Might,
Mike and Cheesy.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh, get a your mad Barsard's great to have your
company on another glorious day in Auckland City. It is
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Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm pretty grazzy. Your mad dog, your sixth son of
a bee.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Look.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I hate to start off the show with another weather chat,
but jeez, she's a bloody ripper out there, fellows a.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
If we could bottle a day like this, oh my
life would be so good.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Why do you want to put the day in a bottle? Man, Well,
just so we can.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Have it over and over and over and over again.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh yes, yeah, and you need to drink it down
every day.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah yeah, down, here are you going, guzy? You're looking
very smart?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Thank you, yet not feeling good? Beautiful day here in
awkarand I hope it's beautiful wherever you are, New Zealand,
because I don't just want to be all I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
I don't care either anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I hope it's pouring down. That always makes the enjoyment
go up for me, weirdly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I
look at the forecast, it's beautiful here Wellington person down. Yeah,
it's a sweet spot.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Christ shit's freezing your tits off, Hoidy Jay, looking good man,
I see today you've gone for the black hoodie and
boys trip hat. Yeah, man, yeah, well, I hate to
change today because of course I was worrying my track
He's and my t shirt for the shoot that we're
doing this morning. But I went. I went a bet
up market for the show proper.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I am looking good.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
You'll all agree, looking good? Mogi? What's coming up?

Speaker 6 (02:07):
What's happening on the big show with old Mogi?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Fellas? Can you believe it's Thursday?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Actually, I was just about to say Wednesday at the
top of the show there and I went hang on
Jason's Tuesday. Another opportunity to get yourself into the drawer.
For the Export Ultra Beer gad and tour.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
The fellows from Breakfast plus g Lane are going over
to the NRL Grand Final. Listen now for your que
to call and you could get yourself into the drawer.
Not only that, listen to this, fellows. Oh, Keysy's got
an apology to make to his dentist. What do you
think that might be about there, Jason, I've got no idea.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Well, I guess you'll have to stay tuned to find out.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Man coming out next. What do you Jay, You've got
concerns about the state of your jizz cat?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, cat, jeez, your cat's name is.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, not my cat, Jez. Well, I guess it is
my cat, jez. Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, I got quite
emotional this aftern you Yeah, we'll talk about it later
on well next. But in the meantime he's in books for.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darky.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Stone Temple pilots there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon, the time is twelve minutes past four
o'clock And fellas, this afternoon, I had a moment of
genuine emotional sadness today. Well, that's not what I was

(03:32):
going to say, and it's concerning my Jezz.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Okay, so just quickly, we have to explain your cat
is named Jizz. Yes, as voted by the Hodarky listeners.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Profound sadness was what I wanted to say about the
first reason, to be honest, and it was genuine, And
it was because Jiz was sitting on the leedge of
our at our apartment there. We've got these massive windows
that overlooked the park, and she was looking out there
at the park and all the birds flitting around and
the leaves falling, and I felt really, really sad because

(04:07):
she now is an apartment cat. When we lived out West,
we had a huge backyard and she loved it. She'd
have her breaky in the morning and then take off
into the backyard and go on a killing spree every
single day, come back, tuck it out at the end
of the night. And I was so sort of profoundly
sad for her looking at her, and I thought to myself,

(04:28):
and I like it. If there's any sort of animal
professionals out there listening, I want some genuine feedback on this.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Do cats have memories?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Three?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Four eight three? Do cats have memory? What a great question,
so I googled it.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
The answer to that is, yes, they do profound memories
for about three to ten years they remember they found
And I thought, I wonder if she's sitting up there
on the ledge just remembering the time when she was
back out west catching skinks and killing butterflies and stuff
like that.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Now she's just in this.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Beautiful carpeted and bloody apartment.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
That apartment, and you.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Know, she had a little bucks, used to do poos outside,
just stuff like that. And I thought to myself, I
wonder if she does get really depressed, because there's times
I look at her and I go she looks really
depressed to me, or she sleeps for hours and hours
and hours and doesn't move.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
That's what cats do, though, right, she didn't used to
at night though.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
It is usually when cats are getting up to their
mischief alive. Well, I've got a cat. Bird Ship Chris, yes.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Once again, also named by the day Listeners after Keasy Yes.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
It was known as Birdship Chris at the high school
for years, for every single year he.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Was it was a one week phase alright, and it
was a joke.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
And she sleeps all day now, she sleeps all day
she's got a chair that she likes, sleeps on that
all day, and then she goes out all night. And
I can only assume partying because she doesn't come home
with any corpses. Right, So either that or she's got
another owner around the place. I don't know if she
might be cheating on us. Hard to say.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Well, here's the question I have, And maybe this is
where I need the professionals, because I had a sudden.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Thought when I was looking at it.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Would it be really cruel if I was to just
because we live right.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Next to a big old park.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
To just pick her up, take it to the park
and go go freeges live your best life.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Well, she's tried to do that before. If you remember
she leaped off the window cell and then you went
and grabbed her. Yes, you know, so it's like a
prison she's in.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
So what's the question you want to ask?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Here?

Speaker 4 (06:39):
On three for a three, should Hoidy J go down
to the park and release Z yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Or if not at the path, where could I release it?
That would be kind?

Speaker 5 (06:48):
You know what? Maybe either get to the y tex
for example.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Or do you make your apartment closer to how it
was when you were living out West.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
I did think of that as well, that I start
releasing rodents in the so she's got stuff to kill
during the day.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I do think it's cruel to keep a cat inside, Yeah,
really do it is.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah, So look three four eight three. If you've got
any advice for Hoidy j every text in the drawer
for a fifty dollars reburg about you.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah, thanks man, I'd appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, oh bit of blind Melanie.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Fels The Whodiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
At four on radio Hold Iku Foo Fighters there on
the radio, hold Arkey Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The
time is twenty three or in fact, twenty four minutes
past four o'clock. And I was talking about my catchers
and how we live in an apartment now. She used
to have a great life back out west where she
could go bush every day day. Now she's locked in
an apartment and she sits on the window ledge just

(07:46):
looking out across the park. And I get quite sad
for her, you know, thanking God, does she remember what
it used to be like?

Speaker 5 (07:52):
And now? Is she really depressed?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Are you're that sad about it? Man, I'm looking at her,
looking at the window. Why don't you just put it
in the bathroom and close the door. I could do
that so well, that's true. I'm just looking for solutions.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Well, that's where who litter is and if you do
that it gets very stinky.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Who litter?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yes, little box? Right, Okay, that's the other thing. She
can't do poos outside anymore? The place up?

Speaker 4 (08:12):
How far? You know how she fell off that ledge
outside into the park?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
You remember that means?

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
How high was that in meters?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Ten meters?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Maybe three stories? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Ten meters?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah? Is that three stories? Is ten meters? Three meters
is a story?

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yeah? About yeah? About ten meters?

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Because she found ten meters and was totally fine. What
if why don't you put a cat flap on your
window and a little ladder thing all the way down
to the ground.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I was going to say, you could put a leash,
like a really long leash on Jason on the cat. Yeah,
and just on a collar and then just lower her
out the window. Yes, I'm with you so far. Yeah,
fifteen to seventy five meters long. Just lower out the
window and then have a lot of run around and

(09:00):
then at the end of the day, just yank it.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yeah, you can attach it to like a real like
a fishing reel and just.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Winder back fishinge reel. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
She clearly can fall ten minutes and it's fine.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
You could literally just attach it, throw up the window.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I mean it was fine that time, right, what you
wouldn't want to do it?

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Actually, that's not that's not a bad I can have
like a little slide.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Or slide sides they like by the collar.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
That cats hate slides, they like swings.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Right, Okay, well what did you think of my idea
though of releasing rodents in the apartment at least?

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Then did'd have things to.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Do rodents from you?

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Just go to a picture.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
I feel like I used to breed mite.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah, but that wasn't intentionally Yeah, just.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Were messy a pig.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
It was just gross. I mean I'm all for it.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I mean for it because it'll be a disaster year
the rodents, because I'll just breed. What if you've got
a cat, is your can't ever coughtermouse?

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh really, yes, she has massive rat really in your apartment? No,
and in your bedroom in my bedroom back out west,
back at the old house rats away with the place.
And then it was like shooting what is it in
a barrel? Fishing a barrel, apples in a barrel.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Shooting cats and a barrel it is.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
There's a lot of there's a lot of advice. On
three four eight three, for example, you were saying, maybe
I should take her somewhere and release release years. Yes,
Nick Rerekins, that the most humane thing is for you
to take yours into the bush and release it there.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Yes, that's what I said, maybe in the heart of
the y tex.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
I don't know about.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Then. The problem that you've got there is you're adding
to our cat problem that we've got in this notion
where they go around slaying native birds.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yeah, but it won't be my problem.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
There's that. Yeah, but if you give the cat away,
who's because you've got to remember this is not your cat,
to give away daughter's cat.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Well that's the other thing is I'm going to have
to concoct a very very good lie in terms of
what happened to the cat?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Have you got anything not?

Speaker 4 (11:03):
At the moment, someone he had great advice. Someone's suggesting
letting gis go at Butterfly Creek in Auckland.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's a good idea. Now, it's a good idea because
what you want to make sure is that Jiz gets
the easy life. Yes, there is that Kiwi sanctuary down
by the white or more cave. Oh, yes, that would be.
That would be good eaten.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Not bad. She's never called a Kiwi before that I'm
aware of.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I'm just looking. Isn't there crocodiles at Butterfly Creek?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Yeah, but she's she'll be all g with that.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
She's a tough batard. Yeah, look, it's it is an issue.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Jas I don't know the sound of you been sad.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Jason, Well, I just I just felt so sad for
her looking at looking out over the green fields there
and thinking of the old days out in the west,
the wild West.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
But I'm liking the leash idea.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yes, Well, to be honest, that is a suggestion that's
come through more than once. Is why don't you just
put a leash on Jez and genuinely take her out
twice or twice a day? Yeah, big walk, You're always
going for walks. You do it on your own.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
It'll be one of those, you know, one of those
local characters, absolute mad bastard. Taken a cat for a
walk cheers on the end of a leash. No one's
seen that before.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
To be fair too, you can probably put a saddle
on her and ride her around. That's probably a bit
too big for Jase.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Actually, Yeah, Keezy The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy tune.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
In four on Radio Arky Smashing Pumpkins. There on the
Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
The time is thirty six minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Fellas, I've got a bone to pick, a bone to pick.
Last night we've got a group chat. Just leave by
know on what's up there. And the fellas are always
chitty chatting back and forth about various things. Last night,
conversation turned to dinner. Jason spoke about the fact that

(12:59):
you're going out for a hot pot. Yes, we wanted
to know the name of it, and you couldn't remember
the name of it in studio the restaurant, So when
you got to the restaurant, you sent us a photo
of the restaurant, and then you sent us a photo
of your dinner and said, let's go. And it looks delicious.
It's got all sorts of stuff and it's got a
whole prawn. I had three whole prawns, actually, And then

(13:20):
a minute later you sent the same photo with the
same message and said.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Let's go and.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Make the point now. And then Kezy said, oh I
love the double message and that Didner looks young? Yeah? Okay,
So I thought, well, I was just sitting down to
eat my dinner, so I thought I would send a
photo throw of mine and I said I was left
over for old Mogi. And then Kezy, you put a
puke face emoji on it, did I? And I'm just

(13:51):
wondering what the guts is because for Jason's you've said, oh,
it looks delicious, actually looks bloody good. But for mine,
you didn't say anything. You just did a puke face,
did I?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Sorry, I actually saw that because initially I was like, oh,
I've sent a double message, and then I saw your one, yeah,
and I was like, oh, that's a bit harsh, thank you.
We're just in Mogi's wife's dinner, just.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Looking at because that was the leftover was your wife
cooked the night before? Just looking at Jason's what again?
So there's like a there's a few one times or
something in there. You know, there's a ball prawn dumplings.
You know, it looks bloody good and a nice red
spicy broth. And then Maggie, just looking at your just
looking at yours, it's like six pieces of dried slightly

(14:37):
green looking is it pork? Mystery mystery meat? And then
we call it four bits of broccoli and then a
mountain of mayonnaise next to it. Best food, yeah, which
is delicious in the business. I looked at it and
went classy yes.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I looked at it and went simple but sophisticated.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yes. And you've missed out that it was served on
the Royal Dalton plate, one of the plates I got
from Old Marge, my mother who set me down her china.
So yeah, what's the gap to see?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Man?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
That looks like, what else would you have in that
to spice that up? Because that's got your greens, it's
got the broccoli there, and it's got that meat. Yeah,
and then it's got some mayo.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
I don't know. I mean, I guess I probably wouldn't.
I probably would just start again if that was me.
I'm so like to be honest, I'm just looking at
a photo, right, So I don't know how did it taste?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh? Not good?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Can I just clarify this stuff, because it's important to
get this on the record. Are you saying that the
meal that Mogi's wife cocked made you want a puke?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I just want to be clear on that, just.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Because he very clearly sent a pukey emoji?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, so is that?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Is that the message you were wanting to send to
Mike's wife about the meal that she cooked?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
I just don't need to be clear because we meant
to be have you over for dinner and this puts
us off on a really bad foot. And you've already
got you know, Jason his wife human. Absolutely few men
out the back of the come dine with Me experience.
You beg their food, Now you're begging my food. Well,
if you've got nothing nice to say, is I just
stay out of it, like like Jason Pugs did?

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Can I just say that when we carry on with
come dine with me, which we will be doing.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
People have been hitting me up about it left front.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I'm telling you the quality of the food at your house, Keezy,
I am very much looking forward to a judging.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Right, Okay, Well, look sorry, I I vomit reacted to
your wife's cooking.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I don't apologize to me. You can apologize to her
face when you see it. Come with me. I don't
think now this up on Instagram as a pole Mogi's
yummy delicious dinner. Yes or no? Yes, So you're going
to have your say there.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
You go to the had Acubik Instagram story, have a
look and then vote on that and I'll decide whether
or not. I say so sorry, Jase, you have tod
It didn't look very.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Nice, as I say, simple sophisticated quality.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Right, how's your hot bloody good Man, real good?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
She there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
The time is ten minutes to five o'clock. Let's talk TV.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 7 (17:37):
Hey yeah, fellas watching another one of these untold UK
documentaries that are pouring out on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
This one's called Liverpool's Miracle Evans Istanbull. How's that sound?
And this is this explores how Liverpool turned the chaotic
and two MBUL two thousand and four or five domestic
season under new manager Rafae Albnite into one of the
greatest nights in sporting history. So it's one of those
ones where at Sea is Liverpool's Miracle of Istanbul where

(18:11):
they're down three and at halftime and they come back
keysy not to ruin it and win the game the
Champions League. So you're thinking to yourself, Wow, this is
going to be about that, and then how does it start?
Goes back to the day their coach was born. Wow,
that goes a long way around there, Keezy on that story,

(18:32):
long way round. It is really good. I like Liverpool
was my team growing up. I don't really follow it
anymore at all, but they're just so well made. They're
really good. It was really good because everybody hates us.
They get this new manager, everyone hates them. He's got
this really weird way of working. But eventually they come
around to it and things start going good. Not their

(18:52):
best work. Two point eight buses out of a possible five.
It's on Netflix. It's Untold UK. Liverpool's Miracle of Istanbul.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Good stuff, Mogi.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Now that my wife and I have neon back, how
we've been flicking through and we've gone, oh, that's right,
we're a midway through.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
That when we canned Neon.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh you got neon.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
We got neon.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
So we started watching again, which we were into War
of the Worlds, the TV show with Gabriel Burn.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
It's actually very good.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
I don't think we finished that either, right.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Yeah, it's bloody.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I was enjoying the I mean it gets a bit
silly at times, of course. You know, terrestrials attack Earth
and a band of sort of sort of survivors grouped
together to try and stop them.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
That's the basic premise of the story.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
I like Gabriel, but the terrestrials or intraterrest terrestrials. Yes, yeah,
but you know it's it's very well done, and they're
they're sort of ter extra terrestrials quite you know, pretty
cool looking, keezy.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
You know you love them and your game.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
I could see them in a game scenario, video game.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
A video game.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, thanks, man.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Oh, look, it's just a solid series. I'll give it
three busies out of five.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
And that's War of the World.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
War of the World's Neon on Neon.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, I forgot my question. Sweet, that's okay, man.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
So my wife and I have been watching the second
series of Jury Duty, which is on what crime Dooty,
Jerry Dooty. So the first season is brilliant. It's a
there's a guy gets called in for jury service. He's
the only one that isn't an actor. The rest are
actors and the whole thing is scripted. It's a comedy,
really really good. I highly recommend you watch it. The

(20:34):
second season, similar thing, except for the guy's been hired
as a temp to be part of this company for
a team building retreat, a week long team building retreat,
and it gets ridiculous. But I think in this season
they've accidentally just made it a bit too ridiculous. Still
very very very funny, but almost every episode my wife
and I like, surely he knows that this is all fake. Surely.

(21:00):
Having said that, with seven episodes out of eight, I think,
in oh, it's all just really good, mindless comedy watching.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Sure I'll still.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Give it sort of a three point four busies out
of five.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Pretty good.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
And that's Jerry Duty Presents team building camp or something,
you know, Jerry Judy on Watch Prime.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I watched you were so generous, Keezy when you marked
other people's food.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Mogi that looked like shit.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
It was terrible. I mean, sorry, don't apologize to me again. Again,
don't apologize to me.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
You made it.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Next time I see your wife, I'll let her know
that I scored that meal. Four busies out of a
potential five.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Alright, No, I don't want you lie into MyD and
solder and then you're gonna lie to her face.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
All right, one busy out of five. For Morgy's leftovers,
here's ramone.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Tune in on Radio.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Ramone's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon,
coming up after five o'clock, Old Keys. He's got a
few problems with his car. It's just one, just one, yeah,
and he wants Megi and I to help him out.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
We'll do that, man, easy, help me diagnose it because
something's gone wrong on my way into work this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Sure man, no problem easy.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Also, you could go on the drawer to win the
trip with Old Maniah and Jerry, Jerry and g Laane.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
To go to the NRL Grand Final in Sydney. The
Kidd call play at some stage in the next hour.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Get ready to call, just want to flag that. We
only want you to call if you're a scumbag.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yeah, we don't want the trip to be good.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
We want it to be terrible. We want you to
ruin it, So call us a few.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Suck plus The Adventures of Pushbike Mogi.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
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Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
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Speaker 3 (22:59):
We never play any of the dialogue anymore. It's really
disappointing for me, Poor, I really enjoy those.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Okay here, really, here you go.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I knew you were going to do that.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
You had no idea here three times man for me.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Once.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Later on the show, Keysy's gonna want our help read
his car. I'm not inclined to give it anymore.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Oh no, Jays, but I really.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Need to know.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
I know you need it, but I might just pull
all my resources out of that particular discussion.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Smart smart, No, No, I do need your help. Jase, I'm sorry.
Do you want me to play one. Do you want
me to play? I'll play a full one.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Here's rage against the Michelle play one.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
I'll play one.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Okay, fine, this is a good one. Man. You're having
some chips are going to hear you rustling the packet.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
God, you're full of it. Magie.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
You're dying to just turn off the microphones, ain't you?
So you can hook him? Come on, man U.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in on Radio Hoky. Let's see who's joining Jerry and
Ire on the Export Ultrad Grand Final Bear garden to it.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Yes, indeed, what an amazing prize it is.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Incidentally, as we were talking the day before, you saiday,
I think it was I'm going to be over and
Naisy in Sydney when it's going on.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
I might have to pop over fellows.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
We are, of course talking about the Grand Final. A
good chance the Wars could be there. When I say
a good chance, the best chance in recent memory. Yeah,
but it's still the wast So I'm not even thinking
about Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
That's right. And we didn't do teamless Tuesday this weeks
and you look at that team and it makes you
think we're not far off.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Scrape in the barrel, No, totally, next man up, Mogie.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, next week.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
To be honest, if I was to predict a loss,
it's going to be this game this weekend.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Haven't they just lo it?

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Fisher, Harris and Leka Halasima as well, also missing our
two origin forwards as well, Barn and those. That's our
leadership group. They are the old standards.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Jason, Yeah, I know, mate, I know that's disastrous. It is.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
But in terms of this trip, Jerry men, I acc
here g Lane over to Sydney there for the Export
Ultra Grand Final Beer Garden Tour. You get three nights
in Sydney, five star hotel, return flights, You go to
the races of the day before, Harbor Cruz, to the
stadium on the big day, you watch the Grand Final,
stay the night, then you come home again. Bloody good trip.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah it sounds amazing. Let's go to the phone lines, fellows.
Good Matthew, your man Bartard, hell's life good? How you going, Matthew?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Good?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:40):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (25:40):
What do you do for a chriss? Matthew branch of
Maker Sectors, Right.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
He's a branch manager for a placemaker somewhere or other.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
The yeah, yeah, good stuff. Now listen, Matthew. The thing
is we don't want good barstards going on this trip.
We want people that to go on this trip and
will absolutely ruin it for the fellas.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Are you the man for the job, Matthew? Is my
question to you?

Speaker 8 (26:05):
Put me in coach?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Yeah, totally Matthew.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
I've heard a lot about you, but I've heard you
can be pretty punishing you or gas switched that on
if you do one.

Speaker 8 (26:13):
Oh yeah, I can be put my hand on my
back of both.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yeah, you're in the draw, mate, all right, you hold
the line.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Good your mate, get a Meghan? How's life? O?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
We go?

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? What do you do for a.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
Crist I worked to bring in conference in the trade
shows into.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Christ Ah, Jesus tell you what?

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Oh christ? Shit just gone off, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Feelings?

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Certainly is Meghan? What was the latest conference you're a
part of.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
The lot of I don't know if I can give names,
but it was a big osculation conference last week. It
was pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah, tell me Meghan.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
As we were saying to our other mate, can you
ruin it for the do you have that within your powers.

Speaker 8 (27:03):
Look, if you ever there's a time to let the
world out, it would be sitting a Grand final with you.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, yeah, I like it.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Okay, I needed to let it out a little too
much though, are going to be a massive burden on
the likes of Jerry and men Iah and g Lane.
Can you do that for us?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
All right?

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Nice, you're in a drawer of the line. Bloody great.
Once again, keep an air out if you hear that
cute call. Oh eight hundred harduky is the number and
actually fell us on three four eight three. We did
just do a bit of car chat and it seems
to have really struck a chord with the audience. A
few people have sent through car advice questions. Yes, and
we have got fifty dollars Reburger vouchers to give away.

(27:39):
So why don't we say, if you have a question
about your car, any issues you've got, or just general
car chat, text it through three four eight three. You're
in the draw for a fifty dollars reburg Of vouch
and we'll address those next.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
I can't believe I've never done that before with all
of our knowledge.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Car chat, Yeah it is Insane Madness.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
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Speaker 9 (28:00):
Tune in on Radio Red Chili Peppers Here on the radio,
Holdnkey Big Show this Thursday evening.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
The time is five thirty nine, and we've decided to
introduce a new segment, haven't we, Fellers. Yeah, given all
of our extensive car knowledge, we thought, why not open
up our expertise to all the listeners out there.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
What's it called?

Speaker 5 (28:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
The Car Chat with the Feels.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Car Chair with the Fellers three four eight three. If
you've got an issue with your car, you texted on
and there we'll diagnose it and you're going the drawer
for a fifty l Reburg about you. Wow, some good stuff, Fellas.
It's trying and rattle through these. First question, great question.
How many bananas can fit inside a.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Car the tailpipe with the whole car.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Just inside a car, probably about four or five in
the tailpipe.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
I would a car, I would say a palette.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
One palette of bananas.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yes, it comes about right.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Depends if it's a station wagon station We're going to
go one and a half pallets next one. When it rains,
my car sounds like it's guzzling it internally and I
don't know where it goes or if it's damaging.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Yeah that's normal, Yeah totally.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
What do I do with that situation of tarpoling over
the top.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Every time it rains? Yes, but I mean your car
is probably waterproof, right, it's a modern car.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yeah, it has.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Internal guttering systems that's sort of funnel the water.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
With these new cars, they they leak a lot keasy cars.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
They don't make them like they used to.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Just a bit of tarpole in roof, they don't make
them like they used to it.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah yeah, okay, So get an old car or if
you've got a new car, tarpole on over it. Yes,
because I would have thought an old card bears Ah
good aay, guys, my car blows heaps of bubbles in
the mornings, gone the advice bubbles. It blows bubbles maybe
out the exhaust of the morning.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Ah ah. That's a kid's car. That's one of those
kids ones.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Trying to drive that now.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Yeah probably. Yeah, it'll be a bloody squeeze to get
in the there, wouldn't it?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Great question here, fellas, get our guys car chat, loving
it holding or forward cheers.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Neither for me, it's a Nissan Teeter or an Aqua.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Yeah, but if you had to pick one of the two,
and that legendary sort of feud, terrible. Pretty I'm team holding.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Just for the record, let's stop making those a few
of them.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Yeah, well, why wouldn't you, They're crazy?

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Okay, Okay, good Eay, guys, what do you do in
your car? Kicks pulling towards the side of.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
The road, pull it the other way.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
I'll just say, wheel alignment.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
You just got to allow for it, you know, just
sort of allowed for it by just sort of put
your efforts veering off to the left. Just move the
steering wheel a bit to the right.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
The only thing because I had a car that was
like that Fellows that couldn't turn right. Yes, it just
meant that you had to take along a journey generally
to get to where you wanted to go.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
So you had to take three or four left, yeah,
to turn right. Pretty much tricky when you're rolling a
dart as well, because generally you drive with your knees
when you're rolling a dart. Yes, and that can be
a little bit harder, but you get there.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
It's good stuff. Get a guys, my car just had
the spark plugs replaced, but it's still missing or jittery
in the engine when I'm driving Bennett.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, what do you think it is?

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Though?

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Put it in the bin right clearly and you can't
get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Well, the issue is I don't want to turn into
like pit chat back in the day where every solution
was back panic. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Like this, I feel I'm not just saying. I'm saying
if your car is shaking back, yeah, crush it.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
But we just said it's good a guys, my car
issue is that my motorbike keeps backfiring?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
He a motibike?

Speaker 4 (31:48):
No, No, it's my car issue is that my motorbike
is backfiring.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
What's the name of this segments?

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Car chat, motorbike similar?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Yeah, timing issue by the sounds, Ah, Get a guys,
my Tucson, it's a YONDI My Tucson shudders when you
take off.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Is in a song?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Maybe? Yeah, I've got no idea.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Is it sure?

Speaker 5 (32:09):
It's not a pony a U s in song?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
It shutters in the morning sometimes when I take off.
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
That sounds? I was just about to go in the back.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Panic. Yeah, you should probably crush that one.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
This can't just h shudder, get a guys. My car
heater takes ten minutes to get going in the morning.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I hate that.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Yeah, I really annoying.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Good trick for that is when you get home in
the evening, just leave your car running all night.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Right, or take a fan heater in with you. Yeah,
you know what I mean. Those two element heaters are
really good too. You can just plug those into your
Oh yes.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, one of those LPG heaters.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Yes, very good.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Good. You got to put a seat belt on.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Them or a brazier. Put a brazier, put.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
A seat belt across it. I only have the one
bar going though, yes, instead of the three bars.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yes, crank it up to three when you once you're
in there. Yeah, totally yeah, okay, And what was the
other option there? Mokey back panic, Okay. Well, you know,
I think we've stumbled onto something good here.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Really good man. Speaking of which are stereophonic.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
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Speaker 3 (33:27):
Guns Roses there on the radio, hold Aki Big show
this Thursday evening.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Now listen there.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
There's been a lot of chat since the release of
Keysy's Woman's Day article.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
I don't think there has been that much.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
There's been a huge amount of chat. People are loving it. Kezy.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
I think it's just been pretty low key, to be honest,
and I've quite enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
It's been huge spread, massive spread.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Kezy and his wife splashed across two pages in the
Woman's Day, the various photos hooking into each other on
the couch.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Well, we're just sort of sitting on the count.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I can see what's going on down there. And then
CAZy sort of jamming is growing into his motorbike. That's
another one.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
I'm just sitting on it. I'm not jamming my groin
into anything, but.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
It's pretty splayed across there.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
But the issue is too big grin on your face.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Well, that's why he bought a motorbike, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (34:20):
So I could rub my groin and splay it across
the tank and love it. That and I like motorbikes.
But I found a breakfast somehow I got a copy
of it. How do they get that?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Ah? God, everybody gets a copy of Woman's Day. Who doesn't,
Who doesn't know about it.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
It's true. Actually, apparently they were going across it this morning.
Here's a club sounds sick, He doesn't.

Speaker 10 (34:41):
It lends essence in his private world because CAZy hates
talking about himself.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
He is so guarded that's going.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
On, Keezy.

Speaker 11 (34:50):
I don't think he would have I don't think he
would have said that he is bringing a bit of bog.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Into the New Zealand media in district he's bringing.

Speaker 10 (34:57):
No, he's not bringing any When I think heasy, I
don't think bogan. Wh I was most interested in how
he got together with his lovely partner actually, and the
fact that really it seems like what drew him mainly
to her was the fact that his partner's parents had
a nice house out and.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
There was always had a fire going.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Yeah, okay, it's not too bad, it's right, Yeah, okay,
So I think, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Did you say you were bringing a bit of Bogan
to radio?

Speaker 4 (35:26):
No, what I said was when I drive my shitty
old truck into the car park and park next to
like Hoskins portion stuff, Yes, it's pretty bogan when everyone
else's cars are pretty flower than yours, Jase, everyone else's
car is pretty flat O.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
My car's flash airs.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Man, do you think I am a wee bit Bogan though?

Speaker 2 (35:42):
No, no, not at all, do you.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
I think a little tiny bit, but I don't know.
I like old stuff. I love our West. He loved
the chilies.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Now listen, Keezy's about to leave us because he's got
some stuff to do over at TV and Z.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
You're exciting. Go on, Kezy, what is it?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Well, I've got a video game podcast and we've been
asked to go over to TV ands In and be
part of a live stream tonight for a TV show
they've got on over there called Rindy Game of Mum.
I think it's it's gonna be on TikTok or something.
I'm not right across across it. But I also will
be cutting live into the TV show.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
It's pretty huge, mate, It's never been done before. I
don't think. I'm certainly not in New Zealand. And your
gaming podcast is called Extremely Casual Gamers and you can
also watch that on TV and Z plus. That's right,
come on, I tell you so. You should be proud
of yourself.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Man, Quezy Case Pug Sun's covering for the next hour.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
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Speaker 3 (36:44):
Welcome back your massive batbones. Hope you're having a good
Thursday evening. No Kezy, by the way, he's off to
do something over at TV and Z so well. Pousan
is with us. But by the way, you're listening to
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Speaker 11 (36:59):
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Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yum, yeah, yeah, good stuff. You're nervous pugs.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Hey, fellas, how are you going good? Thank you having
me in. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
We didn't have a choice on.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
That dance thing over there, and even if I did,
I wouldn't Yeah, so totally.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
That you've chosen for me to be here, So thanks.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
No, I mean we're very grateful too. You're a top
you have all the makings of a top radio DJ.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
You always said I am a top radio DJ.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
That wouldn't have been right.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Nonetheless, of fellers, despite all that, boy, have we got
an hour for you? Go on the Instagram because old Mogi. Yeah,
he's got a picture on there. There's a big pole
where he was a picture of his meal last night,
leftovers then his wife made and we want your opinion

(37:50):
on a yes or no.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
That's right, I had food last night. I have seen
it through the pugs. Aren't after Keysy begged it, we
put up the dinner years or no?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeahs and simple also coming up, fellas, and I'll need
your help for this. Old Pugsan posted photos of my
phone and boy, oh boy, I've been getting a few
amount of chip for that. But my boss has just
got in touch with me and said, Jace, do you
want a new phone?

Speaker 5 (38:14):
And I went, oh yeah, and he said great.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
All I need is you know who who your suppliers
and your SIM card number.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
He wants to know where you get your drugs and he.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Said, I've even got a clip for you to open
your phone with, but I don't know where to put it.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Pugs, can you see me?

Speaker 6 (38:30):
You might as well be speaking Japanese.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Is that what I said? That's what you say?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
So I'll be needing your help and then maybe by
the end of the show I'll have a new phone.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
We're going to do it live on Hodaki are we Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Good stuff. But in the meantime he's kingsible on the.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
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Speaker 3 (38:50):
Ak's Indeed Oasis There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday evening. The time is fourteen minutes past six o'clock.
But it's time for the Big Bowl.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Now. This one came because last night Jay went out
for a dinner. He sent through a photo of his
dinner to the group chat. So I thought I'd send
the photo of my dinner through the group chat and
Keezy praise your dinner Jays while putting a puke face
emoji on my dinner. Yeah, very harsh, very harsh on
my wife especially, Yeah, totally man, really cruel towards her.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
I thought it's a bit rough.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
I mean she she wouldn't hurt a fly and his
old Kezy first opportunity he gets put in the boot in.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Well, this is the thing at the point I was
making too, Maggie, is he's very very generous scoring terrible
television shows. Yes, but when it comes to judging our food,
he gives us terrible scores and comments.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
And let's be again, you're saying, now it's not us,
it's our wise. Why it's our wives that he hates
hates them. So anyway, we put it up on the
old Instagram's dinner years or No, and old Pugsn's got
the results for us, brother, how do we go? Can
you describe the meal for me post? Give us your
thoughts first, my thoughts on the.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Meal now, because you're a bit of there, you know,
let me sound a bit of fine dining pugs right.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Let me say this fellas. It looks like a meal.

Speaker 11 (40:21):
It looks like food that you It looks like it
looks it looks like something that somebody who wears a
lot of beige o ye, or perhaps.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Eat not where.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
Yeah all that?

Speaker 11 (40:38):
Yeah, it also looks like something that someone who's never
heard of the Scoville meter.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
Exactly. It also maybe looks like a child's drawing.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Oh yeah, dinner on the plate there, yeah, flowers and stuff.

Speaker 6 (40:54):
One broccoli, No, there's more than there's.

Speaker 11 (40:58):
Like three broccoli, sorry, and then a generous pile of mayonnaise.
Look as far as the results go, do you want
to do any predictions before we cracking?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Ah?

Speaker 6 (41:08):
My prediction is dinner yes or no?

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Overwhelmingly positive? Yeah, I think it was.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Once you take into account vegans because they don't like meat.
Vegetarians who also don't like meat, I think you'd probably
be a seventy thirty in favor.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Yes, it's the vegans that have the problem.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
They won't like it if you put meat on a
plate there against it straight away.

Speaker 11 (41:31):
Well, I think you've separated your food far enough away.
They could just have the broncoy Moggi's dinner, yes or no?
Two percent? Yes, seventy six percent.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
No, wow, I'm surprised by that.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
So wid twenty four percent?

Speaker 11 (41:50):
Yeah, how did you word the How did you word it?
How you vehemently requested that I word it? Which was
Moggi's dinner?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yes or no?

Speaker 6 (41:58):
Yeah, Mogi's dinner?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
That sense right? Maybe they're best understood because my prediction
was the other way, almost the exact opposite.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
Same.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah, So maybe they've you've banging it.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Up, PAGs, You've you've led them Australia.

Speaker 11 (42:16):
Is that what it looked like when you originally had it?
I know it was leftovers, but say.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
The first time, my wife she made it a few
nights before, so it must have looked different then, hope.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radiochy.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Yeah, and they tell Gate there on the radio. Hold Aki,
I was just having a chat to Mogi. Then I say,
have they spared this up the song? Because there's no
way they can play it like that, But he was
saying no, man.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
True true story, that's how they do it.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
Religions, Jason.

Speaker 11 (42:48):
And also what's quite legendaries Beer varn It twenty first
and twenty second of August at Henry Stadium and welly
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Speaker 6 (43:01):
Tickets are on salf for that.

Speaker 11 (43:02):
Now Bivana dot co dot z, where you're going to
be doing a live show, is like a bit of
a warm up to the actual event. I'm part of
the planning process for this, fellas, and we're trying to
lock down the right bar. And so if you listening,
know ah great bar and wellie that you'd love to
see us at and you've got any suggestions three for

(43:23):
three by all means, we'd love to get your suggestions.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
There Wi spitballing, but we want to hear from you
as well.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Yeah, yeah, totally, man, totally now listen. Actually, it's very
fortunate that you've taken over from Kezy Pug's arm because
I need your help on something. If you go to
our Instagram account at the moment, you'll see the state
of Hoody Jay's phone. I'm all g with it, yeah,
but everyone around me is just disgusted and appalled.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
So my boss has said to me, do you want
a new phone? Jason? I went, oh, yeah, why not?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Well, if she were sitting out there, I was on
on the couch and I said, somebody's going to sort
Jason's phone out. As an absolute disgrace that a man
of his age is walking around with something of this
all together with tape, It is an It is then
absolute disgrace. It has been like that for a.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Couple of years.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
You've been with this company for.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
How long, I don't know, if around about five or so?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Yeah, five years.

Speaker 11 (44:15):
Right, yeah, So in that time, at any point you
could have asked for a company, fine, oh this company?

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Yeah yeah, no, like, yeah, I suppose I could have,
could you there?

Speaker 6 (44:24):
Well yes, that's actually well you but you.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Use yours for socials and things.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
So but like my like my partner's got one, she's
not in socials and oh.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Well that's never been made clear to me at all.
Right there, you go, genuinely.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
But anyway, to the point, my boss has just texted
me and said, what service are you with and we
need your SIM card number detected you, he got and
detected me now and then I said, oh, yeah, okay,
but then I don't have this sort of thing, imagiggy.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
You need to sort of pop your.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
SIM out and he said, oh, funny enough, Jace, I've
got one of my desk draw go and grab it.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
And I said, okay, now, so I've got it.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Well, hang on a minute. You're skipping over a few
of the details here because I saw you as you
were reading the text going over there and looking for this,
which was in a box beside the blah blah blah.
It was like you're looking for pieces of the map
and National treasure. You reading trying to read off the
screen with your milky eyes and on a screen that's

(45:27):
cracked in a complete shambles. It was prehistoric. So anyway,
you did it, man, you found treasure.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
You found it, Maggie, which is great news.

Speaker 11 (45:36):
Just as a sidebark, very impressive that Toddy was able
to give Jason vice on this boss, because he's just
as bad.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Exactly. This is the other side of it. You are
in some state Jace when our boss Toddy Ozzy Toddy
the mad Dog feel sorry for you, thinks that you're
a shambles. Yeah, tech advice.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
That did you know? I did think about it. I
thought Jesus had come to this is it? But good
on Tony for that. Now the issue that I have,
it's all very well. Having the equipment. What hole do
I put this in?

Speaker 11 (46:10):
There's okay, So you've got a charging port there right
at the bottom. Oh yes, right, so not there because
I saw you trying to use that before, just.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
While you help him out there. And I want you
to know that when you walked out of here before, Yes,
and just be prior to you walking out, what do
you Jay said, Ah, there we go, and you looked
at it, and you said because Jays thought he had
found the right hole, and you said to him no
and walked out while you were going, Jo's continued, despite
the fact he had told him that was the same

(46:42):
he kept it in the same hole. And I kid
you not. Now people will know this little item that
comes in every single iPhone box or any kind of
Android box, they all look the same. He was tuning
it like a key.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Oh my god, is that bad? Is it?

Speaker 6 (46:58):
It's just totally unnecessary? Can you okay? I need you
to bring my mic over to Jason.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Yea.

Speaker 11 (47:04):
So there's a charging porthole, yes, and there's one other
hole on the phone.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Sorry, there's a speaker.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah, that gets confusing. That So you literally just pagers
just showing me how to do it here.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
Yeah, you just push in man and it pops out right.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Oh, how good?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
So the problem I think was Jay's not that you
couldn't find the hole, but then when you put it
that when you put it in the hole, you were
turning it like a key.

Speaker 11 (47:27):
Now, now that I've taken a sim card out, watch
him complain because he can't text anybody.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
That's it's not working.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
Now, last work, Jess. We're going to get your new
phone yet again.

Speaker 8 (47:42):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I'm going to get you a phone like my daughter's got,
which is made out of wood and it's got numbers.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
In The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
tune in week days at.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Four on Radio's Indeed Blue There on the Radio Darchy
Big Show There Thursday evening.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
The time is six forty one.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
Fellas I've got a boner peck.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
You've got a boner pick.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
You got a boner pick, peck. Are you going now?

Speaker 11 (48:13):
It was a pretty big day for us here at Hodaki.
We got to go out to a beach there and
film some content.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Which is always fun.

Speaker 11 (48:22):
Which is always good fun, especially for you know me
obviously behind the scenes a lot of the time. So
every now and then I get to get a munks
with you, big talent. That's interesting seeing how you guys
work on set, and obviously you guys are professionals, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
You've been in this game for a long long time.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
So I was quite.

Speaker 11 (48:40):
Surprised, shall I say, when I witnessed the professionalism of
one of us on the set and that was you,
Jason Hoyt.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
What a surprise.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
Yeah, I just.

Speaker 11 (48:52):
You know, I was trying my hardest. I'm pretty new
this performing game, secting game. But I just even though
what I was trying to do was comedic in nature,
I felt like you weren't laughing at the joke I
was making, but rather at me as a person.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
So I was just curious to get your thoughts on that.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yeah, before you answer that, Jase, could I just say,
very intuitive from you, Pugs.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
Thank you exactly what not everybody would have picked that up.
But I think I got it.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Can I just put it this way?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
And I made the point I got rid of Keasy
because he wasn't cutting as in an actor, and I believed,
and I've seen glimpses of you performing and I thought
there's some real talent there. I didn't know how Yeah,
it's just simmering there. I didn't know how much talent
until today. And as you say, you were doing a
comedic turn and it was genius.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
It was absolutely brilliant.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
I was in stitches, absolute stitches, your facial expressions, your enthusiasm,
all of that stuff Pugs aren't I thought was top nine.
And my instincts were right about you as a performer.
Certainly you've got some real chops.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Well you've got.

Speaker 11 (50:09):
Something, thanks Bogie. I just like I've got video of it.
I've got you keeled over, yeah on the set, doubled over,
just you know, when I'm just sort of getting ready
for a take.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
And then what I noticed, which I also thought was
very professional.

Speaker 11 (50:25):
Was every time I had to do a part where
I was looking around the group, I would see your.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
Little face popping up behind.

Speaker 11 (50:34):
Everybody in order to, I don't know, make me cook course, Yeah,
that's right. He would sort of crop up everywhere I
was trying to look, and I just thought, that's not
the professional that I thought you were.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Well, then there's also things like wandering away from the
group and eating grapes, getting a bunch of the bones
of a bunch of grapes in a sleeve, you know,
just any opportunity to.

Speaker 11 (50:57):
Walk away, failing to change in the costume properly, sorry,
left on his track pants and blunstone.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
But what you call walking away, mogi, I called getting
into character, just taking myself away from the scene.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
To the craft.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
What's my motivation here? What am I trying to achieve?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
And it's hard to feel motivated when you're not being
paid very much.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
So now listen, in terms of you me trying to
get in your line of sight, I was very aware
of the fact that you weren't.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
You didn't want to look at me, that you didn't
want to.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Look at Why do you think that was because I
was enjoying your performance so much, you were finding it distracting.
And what I was doing there in terms of getting
in your line of sight. Was trying to make sure
because I knew you wouldn't look at me that in
certain places. You didn't look in certain directions because it
didn't look good on the camera, right, I was directing

(51:55):
you but COVID Yeah, nice, thank you.

Speaker 6 (51:59):
How lucky am I fellas?

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
And you were some bloody I mean the video is
going to speak for itself.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
Yes, it's very very good way grinning.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
The whole achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Bomb Bomb doo doo. That's how you do it. Well,
there you go, your Maa bases.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
That's the Big Show, Done and dusted this Tuesday night. Now.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
In the podcast Ourtro clip today, there was some extensive
property chat.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
We were talking about our dream property.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (52:37):
Can I just say I when we started recording the podcast,
you guys are talking about the filming today, the shoot film.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Yeah, we were talking about you told me you.

Speaker 11 (52:48):
Were talking about the full money and then when I
came again, it was just strangely tense the entire time.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
Watch this clip reflects.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Let's say you won three hundred million and you can
pick that house up and put it anywhere? Where would
you put it? Jesus?

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Ah, well, if you're.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Going to be a ask, I guess yeah, dad, things
got to be carried away. What was interesting about it
was that we had a hypothetical whereby what would you
do if you want thirty million dollars? Where would you
choose to live? Yes? And as soon as Kesy became rich,
even though it was only hypothetical, he turned into a

(53:28):
massive a hole. It was really weird. You got to
listen to it, Yeah, you do.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
And I was amazed at where he wanted to live.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
It was like what you say? What? Well? What?

Speaker 6 (53:40):
You just have to wait?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Both of the places he wanted to live, he had
two choices.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yes, shocking, Maggi your plans for the night, please look made.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I want to get home. I quite like to just
to line the couch. I want the heat pump on.
I want to be warming and just hang out with
my missus. That's it, Yeah, up to it? Are you packsan?

Speaker 6 (53:59):
What am I doing tonight?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (54:01):
Well, my lady is actually out at a client function,
so I'll just chilling, probably make some dinner.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Do you struggle to sleep? Pugs? And when your missus
doesn't come home till four or five in the morning. Ah.

Speaker 11 (54:11):
You like, what I generally do is I revert back
to old habits, which is to stay up late anyway, right,
and then by the time that I actually do decide
to go to sleep, it's too close to her getting
home anyway, so I might just.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
Struggle to sleep. Yeah right, yeah, game, but I'll probably
do some gaming.

Speaker 11 (54:28):
Man, have some dinners, some gaming, some washing, but Edmond
and stuff.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Yeah, good stuff, man, that's really good.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Just on the heating front. Just on the heating front, MOGI,
because we've got a gas heater in our place, which
is very good. But then my wife was like, I
was a bit chili last I didn't seem to be
heating up very very well.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
And then she said, but it was on economy. Have
you ever heard of that?

Speaker 3 (54:51):
And I went no, and she went, yes, there's an
economy one you can have and then you can switch
it up to you know, full forth me the whole time.
So now she's toasty airs in our house.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Because you don't have to pay for your gans, is
the right correct? You might as well go for it.
And we should probably do a chat about This'll be
interested to get some some listening feedback. But power bills, then, yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
What's that about?

Speaker 11 (55:15):
Well, you know, I heard on the news the other
day complaints about power up five right and the last
like of the prices of something. No, I don't know,
but just complain.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Can ever complain about power? Because I find it really useful.
It's the prices that I don't like.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
These people are just ungrateful.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Yes, how hey, go and check out the Instagram. There's
heaps going on there. Go and check out the podcast
Till Tomorrow your man Barsids, Goodbye bye.

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