May 11, 2026 • 52 mins
On today's show, Jase might be in a bit of a mood, Mogey nailed Mother's Day and Keyzie's had a filthy weekend away.
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(00:00) Intro: Nasal boy
(04:01) Mother's Day with the fellas
(09:53) Mother's Day with you and yours!
(13:21) Hoyte's Holiday Debacle
(18:10) TV
(23:08) Intro: Te-Ledoz is for everyone!
(25:06) Jase is absolutely battling
(30:30) Sons of Hauraki
(36:05) Intro: Tread carefully around the Jizzbot...
(38:46) Keyzie's wacky weekend
(43:21) Mogey's brand new car!
(47:34) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(51:21) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, This is big, big show. Jason hitch Might Minogue and.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
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Speaker 3 (00:49):
How's life company? Grasse? Are your mad dog? Your sex
son of a bee? What a weekend it was, What
a time to be alive. Absolutely, mothers. You know we've
all got them, or we've all had them, and it
was their time to shine over the weekend. Yeah. It's
a time when the nation stops, isn't it, And we
get to appreciate all the things they've done for us,
all the things they do for us that they don't
(01:09):
like to talk about. I don't like to bang on
about it, so we bang on about it for them.
Hell of a weekend. We're going to talk about that soon. Keezy,
how are you feeling? Brother? I couldn't help but notice
in the intro there a little bit on the nasally side.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Because you had a big, big, big weekend. You really
push the boat out, thinking to myself, Oh, Keezy's doing okay.
But then I heard the intro.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Hello does it sound nasally? Hello? It's not that bad,
is it?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You can certainly notice it?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, noticeable?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Stop. I mean it's been worse. Yes, it's been worse.
You're only a lot more frequent. I really am shocked. Keys,
is really you pulled his head in this year? So
someone said a chat to you from upstairs, old Bogsy
the side.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Have a one on one with me and say, hey,
pull your head and stop getting on the purse. It's
never got that bad, but now you're big weekend another
one coming up this week in Magic.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, man, how are you going?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Man?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
You look good?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I'm okay, Fellas.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I've been in a bit of a hor of a
mood over the weekend. I'm not happy about this. Keeping
everything happen in my life. Everything, it's one thing, it's
everything and I so I've had my moments over the weekend.
I've just been in a hor of a mood, just
kind of passing Mogi's name. I'm out into the issue.
(02:29):
But other than that, fellas very very good. Now, Mogi,
what's coming up?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
What's happening on the big show with Old Mogi?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Well, as discussed, we've got some massive things coming up,
including a yarn about Mother's Day. I look forward to
this every single year, every single year. Not only that,
but we've also got a humongous new competition that starts today,
Sons of Hodaki is called stay tuned to hear what
that's all about later in the show. For some reason,
it's not only a sheet that I've got here, but
it should be here, and that is that Keasy had
(03:03):
a shaker over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, it's not an absolute shock.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I can't see it on the sheet anywhere. It should
be every single break, absolute shocking bastard. And outside of that,
Old Jizz is just discussed there. He's not happy with
his non smoking, vaping or drinking life. So we're going
to have to find some solutions for your jizz, are
we Yeah totally? Man?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, man says your name is Jizz.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Now, yeah, I've got to that point. I just don't
care anymore, kezy, you know what I mean? Man, Hey,
here's Oasis.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarking.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Cubis there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time fourteen minutes past four o'clock. And it was
a big weekend for families all around the world, fellows
celebrating of course that most important of days, Mother's Day.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It's one of the great days, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Well, let's be honest. If it wasn't for the mothers,
we none of us would be here.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's so true. And the father's though, to be fair.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
And well, yes, and the father's like biologically she's generally speaking,
the father's you know, job, and that department is a
lot easier.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
It's over pretty quickly. I can tell you that. Yeah,
in some cases, what the only thing, the only problem
I have with Mother's Day really is that it's on
a Sunday, And because it's on a Sunday, we don't
get to celebrate it on the radio. And true, I
want to take this opportunity to talk about the Mother's
Day that we had yesterday, my family and I, and
(04:30):
also to invite people three four eight three to get
in touch about the marvelous Mother's Day that they must
have had.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, every text on three four three in the draw
for fifty bucks cash thanks to toledos.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Now, there's two kinds of mothers, aren't they. There's the
mother that you've got, and there's the mother that you're
married to, which is also known as a wife. And
if she's got kids, keysy like you. Yeah, matter of
time of time. Maybe you know this time next year, mate,
how good, it's not going to be completely different. Stopo,
(05:00):
I'm trying to talk about Mother's Day. So yesterday breakfast
in bed for my wife. My daughter made her a
beautiful card, really really lovely little card there, and we
brought her some what do you call them the herbs?
Some herbs, herbs from the herb garden. So we go
(05:21):
some parsley there and win to one's easy time, chibes.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
You talk about seedlings or seeds, but no, they're.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Already sort of little pot little potted bastards. You know,
the ones that are dead in about three days. Yeah,
the ones from the sleep market. Yeah, well pretty much,
but I got them from somewhere. But yeah, they'll be
dead at no time. But it's not the point. It's
not about me. Yeah, just get them and it makes
her happy. And it'll be said in a few days
when they're dead.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
But you could water them and sort of nurture them.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That's her department again, that's not how she likes to operate. Yeah, okay,
I got her a big bunch of flowers, absolutely thrilled
over the moon. And the piece did the Resistans was
at Briscoes. They had another one of their classic fifty
percent offs. So I got her a magnificent vacuum cleaner.
(06:03):
And you should have seen her face. Man, genuinely, genuinely
over the moon. Now people think I'm a chauvinis peg sexist,
bars to the scumbag, et cetera, et cetera. She was
over the moon. I've got a I've got a vacuum
cleaner before a robot cleaner, And that was on her
birthday a few years ago. She was thrilled with that.
(06:24):
By the time, I've got one of those stick ones.
You know, beauty, you can. I don't care what anyone says.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
There is something deeply satisfying about a vigorous, hard sucking vacuum.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yes, it's a.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Calming thing for me.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I do it every day.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I don't even need to vacuum every day, sometimes twice
a day because I love it. I love it sucking
hard on the carpet there.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
On the old rug on the old didn't you rug?
Didn't you recently give some want a vacuum cleaner here?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well it was and it did go to a woman,
key years. But that was the secret saying that I
didn't know it was going to a woman that is
like what have Yeah? What did you do for your mother? Keys?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Because I know you're very very close, very very close
with mine and a special day. Of course I was
on a peas trip. Yeah, over the weekend, So I'm
going to call it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Does that mean you forgot to call me?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
No, I didn't forget text and I said, hey, Mom.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Told you scrambled text?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, are you man?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Hey, it's told keysy Uh, just on a peas trip.
We'll call you on Tuesday because on the Monday I
will be in a dusty.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
She was like, yeah, not fair enough.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
She knows your boy, she does you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
In my in my house, we have a tradition where
we buy my wife horrendous slippers, the most horrendous slippers
that we can find. And my daughter outdid herself this
time and got her some bunny slippers with ears that
go up in the air every time she takes a step.
She was delighted.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
So they clap together and make it.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, they don't make a noise and just go doing,
doing doing. It sounds like I make a noise doing.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I don't make a noise.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I just go They just go doing, doing doing.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
And actually my daughter excelled. You know, my daughters contribute
money to my youngest and they leave the responsibility on her.
And she outdid herself. Lots of new books, great slippers,
sleeper earring, sleeper earrings.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
If I can find his sleepers. Wow.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And I got her some some stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
For ri and time the old Another vacuum, Vacuum, the.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Whole aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy. Tune
in week days of four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
The Killer's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is four twenty six. We're talking
Mother's Day, aren't we, fellows. We wanted to know what
the rest of the backbones did for their mothers over
the weekend on three four eight three, And.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
The good thing is Fellas. You know, Hodarchy. It's a
you know, it's a rock and roll station pretty out there,
listens to backbones. But when it comes to Mother's Day,
they really go our low, which is nice. Good over there, Fellas.
I got my mum's disappointment. The gift that keeps on
giving every single year.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It does. That's not that's not just Mother's Day either,
It's every day, every day. It's every day for mums, isn't.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
It certainly is Gooday, guys, I've got the old girl
a bottle of Scotch and a tickam masala. She was stoked.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
She can take here that is. That's great stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Whiskey and a curry that is.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I mean, I like that.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
I'd be stoked with that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Get over their feelers. Got my mom a cool plate
with a cow on a farm painted on it that
I found on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Nice, that's thoughtful. Yeah, a cow on.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
A plate, a painted plate with a cow on it, and.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Then you eat some steak on the plate. My wife
has plates like that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
And she's got friends that buy her plates like that's
the sort of.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Thing that.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I don't want to make, you know, generalizations here. It's
more of a thing that you'd give a mom rather,
I mean, would you give a dad a plate plates
with like birds on it or cow?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I mean, I don't know why we're being sexist about it.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Do you like plates? I like plates to eat it off,
But I just I'm not a big hangar on the
wall kind of plates on the wall.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I mean, I don't. I mean, I don't want to
be just my vibers with plates.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Is that it's more of a female type activity.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
What if it hands something go on it like ripco?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Oh yeah, I'd have that in my man cave next
to my calendars.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Your busy calendars just by the way. So the text machine, right,
you pick out a few texts and you put a
little star next to it, and then you can click
a button that says, oh, just show me the starred text,
the text that you've highlighted, the hell happened on Friday, Fellers.
Just going through the texts that were favorite on Friday,
you've lost the meaning of throbbers. Absolutely shit.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Oh yeah, I mean I won need we need we
say more?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Just jumped in the car. What is this shit? Don't
tell me, Howdy j One. This b boop stuff sucks?
All three sucked? Fellers. What the hell is this hoty?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
What can we get back to the question.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
At hand here, kizy Mother's Day stuff? Yeah, I want
to be honest. The hood faithful something. They barely did
anything for their mums. Yes, and I mean I haven't
called my mum yet, but I will.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I know a lot of that lucky faithful.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
The young bucks probably took me washing over and stuff.
Then you know their mum's probably cleaned it for them,
and they probably ate her food. Yes, you know, and
I drank it. Busies asked for some money.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Moms love that, do they don't they?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
I think so they're in a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
The hierarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Man.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I love that song so much, Fellas it's tune Ozzie Osbourne, Mama,
I'm coming home.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I think it's to celebrate Mother's Day?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
So is that what it was?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah? Yeah, there had to be some kind of reason
to say.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Sorry, just a bit grumpy at the moment, Fellers. But
I'll get into that after far okay, but I had
a bit of a weekend of it, and I suspect
before I tell you about this, this is something that
Mogi will be able to relate to probably less.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
So you keasy, right, okay.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Because you're you tend to be more anal right.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Is it something to do with having a mess vulka
or something?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
No, no, no, it's something to do with being organized.
Because we went to the old family betch over the
weekend and my wife and I woke up and set
d morning and said you we do it, and we went.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, man, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Man, this is a great yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, have you got the great young music?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah, I've got to hear men keep going.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
So anyway, so you know, and the great thing about
no kids with us is that it's just me and here.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
It's really easy. It's really simple.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Back in the day we have to almost get like
four car convoy going to get all their ship in there.
But it's just me and her and off we go
into the sunset.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
We packed the bag do just sort of like a
deathly silence there.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Went to that, went to the supermarket, had our normal
debar call. We just ended up buying a smoke ca
Hawaiian made a smoke fresh pie, which was delicious, but
that's all we took. We were there a day and
a half and smoke fish pie. That was it, right anyway,
(14:19):
So true story. We get to the batch and I
go into the bag that we've packed, and I go.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Hang on, so you've packed one bag between you?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, well, we're only there for a night.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
We don't need Come on, man, how many bats here
want me to take keysy?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
I thought maybe more than one bag and one fish pie.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
So I'm going through the.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Bag and I pull out my T shirt and I'm going,
where's all my other stuff? And I realized that the
only thing I'd packed was my T shirt.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Wasn't a backbone T shirt.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
It was a backbone T shirt. That's all you need, man,
And that was it. And I was like, what the
how do I And you.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Know, we weren't rushed in the morning, there was stuffing
going on, There was no drama. We were taking it
easy and just cruising, having a coffee.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Get home the next day. Almost stuff that I was
going to take just laid out on the beer. They're
just sitting there films with a bag.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Was and I'm like, what is going on in my head.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah, that that happened, right, A case of it might
be you know, early onset. It might be might be
the Bellamies.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
But do you guys, I mean, because I know Keysy
you like to pack like you probably already packed for
Magic Round.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I'm amazing, Mogi, I know Europe. I mean to respond
to that or a bit more, hap has it? What
do you guys like at packing?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I've got to I'm not gonna lie. I have have
you of packing cells? Yes, which a small bag them?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
To go to Europe? Jays, you simply must.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
It's small bags within your bag and you go. This
one is for undies boom boom bom, and this one's
for t shirts boom bom bom. And I have about
six of those boom into a bag and I'm.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Good to go, right, Okay, So.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
I'm very onto it, Jay. So I would have taken
maybe three piers of even though I was there for
two days.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, I always like an extra peer. You're right, you
even know you might ship yourself. Do you do a
midnight steam or it's just everywhere splinter?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
That's not at all what I mean. I mean for
a swim or something and you got your undies on
and you might need another pier.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
You know.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
My wife went for a swimm and I was like,
oh did I bring any and I couldn't wear my andies?
Was there the only andies I had?
Speaker 5 (16:25):
You had one pair of undies, yes, and a fish pie.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
And well we made the fish pie. But so it
was a debacle. I was iffing and jeffering, like you
wouldn't believe.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I mean, there's something wrong with you, Yeah, there is.
You must be confused. But similar thing happens to me
last year at major Ground or was it the year before?
My memory is not very good. I can't tell you.
But didn't take my laptop, didn't take my wallet, didn't
take my sunglasses. I was it was an absolute debut,
same thing, and you just left questioning yourself like you
had nothing to do with it. But it's your fault. Yeah,
(16:58):
but you're sitting there going well, how the hell have you?
How do you have no wallet? How do you have
no computer? It's like, I don't know, You're the idiot,
not me, because.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Last year you got to Brisbane and all you had
was a fish pie and a backbone T shirt.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
The hdarchy, big show weekdays from four on Radio Darky.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
The Exponents there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
The term is four forty nine is talk TV.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, fellas on what day was? It was Saturday night
there I had the opportunity to get along and see
Split Ends play at the Vector Arena. Also no Sparkalana,
spark Ana. I have never really been into Split Interview
honest with the other always it feels like I was
a little bit too young for them when they came out,
(17:52):
and there was a period where people were listening to
them all the time when I was a little bit older.
But for some reason I never really got into it.
My next door neighbor, I love them, but from my
point of view just wasn't really my cap of te Sure. Anyway,
it went along to it absolute all timer and I
walked away from you saying that they are by far
and away the best band that New Zealand has ever produced.
(18:13):
I'd like to see some ideas around who would be better,
and very wicky. They're like New Zealand's talking head sort
of thing. Yes. Set design was incredible, absolutely packed out
the floor was all seated as well. They knew who
the audience was, which was a bunch of gray headed
silver fox legends like me, yes, and a little bit
older and a lot older. But every single song is
(18:37):
an absolute banger, absolute Were you a fan of them
when you're grown up? I'm like you, actually, may you?
Not particularly?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Not particularly, but.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
You know, I certainly enjoyed some of their tunes. But
I've heard, actually from a number of people that it
was amazing, was amazing, phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
The costumes, the stage design that you know, the chat
between all them, just unbelievable that one of those bands.
I cannot believe how great they're where you.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Go asplans are yeah, and they go, oh you know
this on this and you go oh yeah, and then
you go icy red. Can I have a game of
that with you now? Can you think?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Okay? Shark attach history never repeats, poor boy, give it
a whirl, Dirty creature, It's one step ahead. What's the
matter with you? Message to my girl stuff and nonsense,
my mistake. Six months in a leaky boat. I got you,
icy read. I hope I never straight old line spellbound.
It's just like I hope I never was justin great thing.
(19:34):
It was phenomenal. Everybody's seated to begin with, and by
the end of it, everybody's standing, can't you know? Yeah,
too late to go and see the mile course. But
five buzzies out of a possible five. Wowt technically not
a TV show, but the year fouls.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
If you love your murder mysteries, I have got an
absolute doozy for you. Have you heard of a series
called Broken Wood?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
I have, and I watched it last night.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, just remembered. If you love your intrigue, if you
love a cup of tea on a Sunday night, if
your lover who'd done it? With a very sort of
you know, multi layered kind of plot going on?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Broken Wood is the one for you. Very interesting that
you describe it as a who done it? Because I
saw a review last night that describe it described it
as a y watch it really watch it?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, because that's the show you're on. Ajs Oh.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
I have to look quite often on it.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I'd have to have a look at that, cause you
have done so much stuff. It's hard to Your.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Character's name, isn't it Rainus?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
He runs the pub?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
No, it's Rez res the Republican.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
I watched it last night. It was like an alien mystery,
but of golf in there. I was on mute.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Was he in it?
Speaker 5 (20:58):
No, he wasn't. I was keeping an is that looking bath?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Is that the latest series? Is it?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Apparently it was on I think it was on one Yes,
and I watched it. It was on you because we were
catching up with the in laws and having a bit
of a yarn. But I was like keeping an eye
out for Jason. There was like, yeah, aliens and people
doing Wednesday, the guy playing golf, and.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I will watch I've not seen it, so I'm going
to watch it.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
When he sees that, you know, he had the in
laws and he was just lying on the couch.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
I was not. I was lying in front of the
fire on my back and they were sort of all
talking and I was just like.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah, a.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Good times. Hey, here's the darkness.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Can looking back your massive backbones. Hope your Monday's going along.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Okay, you're listening to the Big Show, by the way,
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Speaker 4 (22:06):
I think he actually toldos would be really good in
like sports clubs and stuff like that too, after the
Fellas and and eveyone. You know, I had a bit
of a bit of a douche on the rugby field
or the soccer field or the hockey hockey field.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Just the fellas, all the women or the women so not.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
No children, all of everyone that plays sport. All right,
what about if I'm just watching it's a really hot day,
I'll get thirsty too.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yeah, well that's true, mogi. Anyone that's in the club,
what about be a child, male or female, whoever you are,
you can have them.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
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Speaker 4 (22:48):
No, I'm saying, if you're in the sports club, you
can fill your boots.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
But if you leave the club and go outside to
watch the sport, leave that Todos behind me.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I think that's what he said. It's crazy, right, say, Okay,
it's a weird line to take anyway, All.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Good, especially from a sponsored They'll be like a bit
gutted about that coming up next though, Old Hoidy Jay's
been and a hohoor of the mood lately because because
he's given up vapor and everything else. That's so should
we touch on that chase.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
We'll touch on that, that open word that raw nerve
whatever fellas here anymore? I don't here's a stroke the whole.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
The offspring there on the radio.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Hold Archy Big Show this Monday evening, the time thirteen
minutes past five o'clock and fellows, I'm not happy.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Something been bugging you. Yes, I'm sorry to hear that. Man, Yes,
I'm bugging.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
No, man, I mean, I'm all really yeah, but you
know I've been told that, Wow, I've made a deal
and I have to give up the vape.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
You've been told, Yeah, you've you've agreed to a bit.
You said the vape was making you feel that you
had sore lungs and you'd always have a headache and
blah blah blah. You really want to kick the habit.
You're not happy, So he made a bit that you'd
kick it for the month of May.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yes, subbling along those lines.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Exactly that, and we either get a hundred bucks from
Ogi or we have to give them a hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
So no smoking, no drinking, no vape. Yeah, God, what's
become of me?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
You're a shocking burst I am in look, you know,
to be honest with you, I've been in situations quite
a lot throughout my life where I've given stuff up.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I don't ever recall being.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
In such a horror of a mood.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Now.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I mentioned earlier in the show how we went to
the Batch for a night and I packed the bag,
I packed the T shirt and left. Everything was sitting
on the bed. So not only am I in a
hoo of a mood, my brain is all over the place.
I'm like, I'm scattered.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
And so day two of the Bitch Were you just
just wearing the T shirt and nothing else Donald Duck style?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Well, no, I was wearing what I was wearing, kesy,
I just had no change of clothing.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yes, I'm just joking around.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
It will don't okay because it's not funny. And you know,
when you're in that sort of mood and you're just
you're on edge and people are like you all g men.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Like when I say people like your wife.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
You all good, darling? Yes, what do you ask why
you just seem a bit off? Well, no, I'm perfectly fine.
I'm just watching television and usually I can sort of
go through those things. But I have persistently over the
last three days.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Been in aho of a mood.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Also, what's happening to me is I'm being plagued by nightmares.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Right really, now, you know, I've always been playing by nightmares.
But I've always had my durries living nightmares though, right
when you're waking up of my waking hours. But I've
always got my SIGGI like some of the homeless fellow
or get up on your face, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
To work for four hours.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, and I can just have.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
A cig or a vape, you know what, I'm just
calm me down. I don't have that anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
And not to jam for you easy sold men.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Don't listen to him.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I went to the batch and I got anxiety because
I didn't have any siggies and I didn't have a vape.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
So so what do I do? Or I mean, what
do I do? Or undies? Exactly what do I do?
With this panic? Was anxiety? Rage that I'm feeling.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
So you're in it's a beautiful spot, your family.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
It's beautiful. You could go fishing, swim the point of
what's the point of him going fishing? The point of
him going fishing a sakeing smoke. It's not to catch
fish when the last time he caught a fish. I
think he's he's out there vapor. He doesn't even own
a fishing role.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
There's no bait on the hook. If he does, he's
just holding a stick.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
I think you're the only one that gets me, Magie man.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
He's trying to get he's trying to win.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
At all, not at all. I would love for jose
to give up.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
And then my wife says things like, but you're doing so.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Well, a goddamn idiot.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
It's like I'm effing and Jeffer and but you're doing
so well, darling, you are.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
It's really proud.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Don't say that to me. Don't say that. You know what,
someone suggested to.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Me yesterday that I write a gratitude less I'm not joking.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I nearly punched them.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Who was it.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
I'm not going to tell you who it was. But
it's like, you know what you should do. Seriously, Jason
start writing a gratitude June is that one of your
homeless mates possibly? And I was like, and I go,
and then I'm okay for half an hour, and then
I'm in a hor of a mood for about two
hours and I.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Can't shake it. Well, it goes to show you, doesn't it,
how bad these vapes are. If this is a reaction
that you haven't taught and you've never had this reaction
with cigarettes before. And here we are, Jays, You're you're
halfway through the month. Ormost. I'm looking at my my
my watch like I can see it, give or take.
We're roughly halfway through the month, and you're still feeling
(28:18):
like this. If anything, it's getting worse. It's getting worse.
So it's getting worse.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Such a good point goes to show how bad the
vapes are. We're a third of the way through the month.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
And what's the point of trying to give up?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Really? Thanks?
Speaker 5 (28:28):
No, moogie? So what you want something else to focus?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I need another addiction? All right? Well?
Speaker 5 (28:34):
What people take through three? Four eight three? What other
addictions should Hoidy j replace vaping?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
And and it's gotta be good. It's gotta be.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
I was gonna say dirty, but then that will invite
a certain amount of addiction.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Have you ever tried a cigar?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
No, that that would well, I did think about a pipe.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh that's all good, you know, like an old school.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Like a glass pipe or I.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Know you know your pipe pipe?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Hearing it The Hurdiarky Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hoky the Sons of Hodachelet's.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
See who wants to ride with the Street Dogs.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Cheer that's the Street Dogs. Yeah, man, the Street Dog
a wolf?
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Do you sorry? Do you think a dog and a
wolf are the same thing?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Come on, man, we've told you about there completely different animals.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Street Dog is the brand of electric motorbike we're given away.
We've got two options there, fellers. If you've got a
car license only and not a motorbike license, Street Dog
fifty is for you. You're able to ride that just
on a car license, which is great. But if you've
got a motorbike license you can get the Street Dog
x A, which is a big step up.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Oh keasy head a hoon on one of the Moggi
Bloody Guard because it hasn't Yeah, there's no, there's no
throb and we used to get back in the day.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yea, here he scrot. That's the hit when we're in
their former motorcycle club, The here is scrots.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
I'm glad you you sort of yeah, drop that little
piece of inflow in there, because I reckon that was
about four or five years ago.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, yeah, we talked about but.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
These electric bikes, they're amazing and they're actually beautiful to
look at.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
As soon as we jumped on this, I got in
touch with them and asked if I could get involved
with one because they are sick. Mate. They are beautiful looking,
beautiful looking bikes. What do they say? Oh? Nothing in
the end then, because I was just like googled it
and I was just talking to the screen. But it
doesn't the internet doesn't work like that.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
You were just talking.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
To pick up the phone. You have to pick up
the phone. You have to push those the buttons, but
not just any buttons, the right ones and.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
The right order.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Thank you, fellows.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Please, So, if you would like to join our gang,
the Sons of Hodaki and win a street Dog electric motorbike,
all you gotta do is listen out for that cue
to call call through The good news is we've got
one to give away for the North Island chapter and
one to give away for the South Island chapter as well.
How good, So let's go to the lines.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
I feel okay, get a Neil, your mad basset?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
How's live?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I'm not bad? Mate?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Pretty good? Yeah, not too bad mate? What do you
do for a crust? Neil?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
I'm I'm a penalty to a just bogg it all up, Neil? Yeah,
I know it's done.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Yeah tell me Neil. Have you ever owned a bike? Oh?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a few bikes?
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Bloody good?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Have you a crosspect dude for a sick motorcycle? Gang
like as man? No?
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Man, no, but I've been looking for one. Yeah, can
neel your back mane? Well, good news to you, my friend.
You're in the Georgetown. The line puts will.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Shaw you out? All right, thanks very much? Thanks nels
a bag? But yeah, get you and your mad basset?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
How's life okay?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Not bad?
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Good? Thanks you? And what do you do for a crust?
I'm a sparky by trade? Ah man? People like saying
by trade? I notice? Yeah, yeah, what did you say
I'm a sparky or I'm a panelty.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
There yeah, totally. That's such a good time.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I'm just wondering radio teacher trade.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
You're an altrition, Yeah yeah, get on you you and man,
see that was actually a test. Bogie was sort of
testing you there.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
You and what about you? You ever owned a bike
in your life? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
A couple of No you're not.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Yeah, well these are beautiful machine. So you stand on
the line as well, mate, we'll saw you out. And
finally is a Digby Get a Digby and man barset,
how's life?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Get a carriers old digby? There? What do you do
for a Chruss Digby?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I'm a teacher, your teacher by trading. That was a
pretty little backbone. Yeah. Well the thing about Keezy is
he hates teachers. Oh yeah, yeah, man, you're a nightmare student.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
You see in the day, keysy.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Percent wagged a lot, hey dig be man, you ever
thought about joining a gang?
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, I've been thinking about it. I thought it was
the son sons of aking knees though, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Baking knees now are actually our mortal enemies.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Man.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
So if you see anyone of the you got to smack.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Them over all, right, you get your down for that, man,
You got to smack them over.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Okay, yeah, you're on the line, mate, you're in the
draw as well.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Good argua mate. It was okay, I'm nonsense.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
It sounded like pribs. It was almost like you kids,
shut up now. Yeah, that's right, that's right. Yeah, this
is one of the great prizes. Let me say, you
get your hands on one of these, you'll be a
very very happy individual.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
One hundred percent. They are styled after the classic cafe
racer style of motorcycle.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Oh yeah, that's what I saw.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, yeah, what's what do they call them cafe races again?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Okay, good one. They used to put them out of
the front of cafes and going to have the sign
of Jo on the main.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
That's hundred percent. Cret Street Dog, big shout out for
providing the two bikes. Plenty of chances to get the
drawer to listen out for that cud of call iduky.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yeah, good stuff for me. And here's radio Head. Thanks man.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
The Hdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hdarkey.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
You're welcome, Beckyr Messive Backbones.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Hope you're Monday's going off and you got through your Monday. Okay,
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codd Ins in Once for dinner tonight, Jason, great question.
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Haven't I talked about that?
Speaker 5 (34:38):
No, you said you're gonna have something to ask a
question with it?
Speaker 3 (34:41):
You absolutely blowing up. Oh you can ask?
Speaker 5 (34:46):
What are you eating?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
I just bought stuffed pasta, which I'm not even really
into fair with mushrooms and you know, mushroom stuff pasta.
I'll make a creamy mushroom sauce with that, ye, yes,
a bit of pisto, some parmesan maybe, and I put
some fresh chili in there and garlic of course.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
So spicy mushroom pasta.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah, like chili orth Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
I put some.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Boy? Is that a new shirt?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Man?
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Poor jac he's almost two weeks unto I was kicking
the vapor and the cities and he's are you doing well?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Man? Well?
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Whatever?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
What are you guys having for tea? What are you havings?
You just you just down a massive bag of chips.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Yeah, that was delicious. I'm not sure we've got my
food box, Hello Box.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Coming, Yeah, Hello Box.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
That's yes, my my food Hello Box.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
We had curry last night and so hopefully there's a
little bit of leftovers the yellows when I get home.
It's probably all gone though, in my luck. Yeah, yeah,
totally actually.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
That Speaking of that, I had a real clean out
of the fridge today on Bloody Left.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Eye said I are you eating this?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Probably not that fat?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Yeah nice. Actually I had I had a bad experience
with my food Hello Box the other day.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
It was was ship it was it was a mushroom
ravioli with chili in it.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
It was disgusting a little bit of extra garlic in there.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
It was the worse meal. Like who thinks of that? Sow?
Speaker 4 (36:34):
You know, a bad carpenter blames his tools.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
What It doesn't make any sense? Do you like Nirvana?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Jason?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Not really?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
The whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
There on the Radio hod Archy Big Show This Monday evening.
The time is six twelve Now, Keysy's been looking forward
to this last weekend for quite a few months. He's
been chatting about it to the fellows off here. It
was a filthy, dirty boys weekend and it sounded like
it lived up to expectations.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Geezy, well, I was filthy, but not in the way
you guys are insinuating. It was a golf tournament trip
down south there to the beautiful town of Geraldine. Three
day golf tournament, three games of golf is bloody good.
And you're going down there with a group of young
fellas same age as me, really middle aged fellas thirty
mid thirties, taking on all the older boys the generation up,
(37:33):
and there's a big competition going on. It's bloody great.
But the thing I noticed is the difference between the
way that dudes book, you know, like trips like this,
and the way that for example, my wife and her
friends book a trip. She recently went down to christ
Church and then they booked a house in hand miss Spring,
which is a lovely little resort town. Thing went up
(37:54):
there and took cheeseboards and chakuderie and they took all
this stuff to do, have all this fun with And
I don't like they just had this lovely time, and
it just sounded very relaxing and very nice. They were
at the hot pools, and blah blah, blah blah. We
go down to Geraldine. We leave the book until the
last minute. Get a bed. A house with three bedrooms
with eight beds in them, one of which was a
(38:16):
four bunk room with four dudes in there in their
mid thirties, all either steamed or hungover, and so wrapping
ass and snoring, all of them snoring what this young
fellow called Reese. So I've never met before, but how's
last night is? I don't think I got a single
second of sleep because he was in the bunk room
with the I was in a single bed and a
(38:38):
very very old house, and Geraldy. I was in a
single bed that had just a mattress protector on it,
couldn't find sheets anywhere, had just a single douve without
a cover on it, just the inner I had a
flat pillow that was about an inch thick that was
definitely the kind of pillow you put on top of
your actual sleeping pillow for decoration. Yes, I had to
(38:58):
fold that three times to make it anywhere near a
regular pillow. And I was so cold. I woke in
the middle of the night and I was freezing because
all I had was a duvet in it and it
was like zero degrees down there. I had to get
this feathery decorative throw rug thing, which is probably the
size of a towel. I got that off the end
of the bed of the dude who was I don't
know who it was, by the way, because he came
(39:19):
home lader than I did, and he was deemed he
was snoring. I couldn't see who it was, but I
stole this throw rug off his bid and put it
on me. Next morning, there's one toilet, one shower, eight
hungover dudes running through there. It was a disgrace. It
was a disgrace. And guess what, no soap, no body wash,
no shampoo. The toilet hadn't been cleaned by the previous
(39:42):
occupants of the property. Yeah, I went to use some,
but I went I was so desperate to like wash
myself in the shower. I went to use the bath
soap there. I saw the hand soap by the basin.
Push the thing. Water came out. I didn't wash my
hands probably for like three wa that was water. I
don't washed my hands, probably for three days because the
golf club also didn't have any soap in the dispenses.
(40:04):
I seriously didn't wash my hands or wash anything was
soap for three days. It was a disgrace.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
How good was it?
Speaker 5 (40:10):
It was great? Loved it. Yeah, that's awesome. But you're
just like, why can't we be better? Why do we
have to We're all in our mid thirty.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
It's interesting what you say there about the wives there,
and you're exactly right. It would have been all the
food came out, would have been on chopping board, and
you know, yeah little you know, ramikins of olives, et cetera,
et cetera. You're set up with those mongrels and this
is crazy because you're old enough to know better or
you know, it's an abswolute disgrace. But somebody would have,
(40:39):
if you are lucky, grabbed a bag of chips, ripped
them open, and dropped them on a table, and that
would have been the extent of the catering for the
weekend in that house.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
That literally happened once. It was like I opened the
fridge and put a photo on my Instagram story. There
was literally one beer that I'd put in there. When
I was steamed the night before and the rest of
it was empty on a meat pack. I won, ah,
I won some. And then it's just some of the
fellows got home very very late, wanted to have a nightcap.
There was nothing in the house. They had a cup
(41:08):
of tea without any milk, and that was their nightcap
after being at the pubbled after. It's just a disgrace.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Yeah, it does a disgrace what happened because you were
saying on the second night you woke up in the
bed with that what was his name?
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Oh the dudo banged.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days and four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Films there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday evening,
the time being six twenty five.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Fellas, I've been through the ringer a little bit, haven't I?
With my vehicles, et cetera, et cetera. Sure have gone
from the absolute highs of having two of the most
popular cars in the country in this Antieta and your
Toyota Aqua, there number one number two every single year
for most desirable vehicles in the country, most owned, no,
most stolen, the most horrible. I love it most sort
(42:02):
of thank you. And also I've had my my pushbike
there beautiful, beautiful rallying, healing, thank you ten speed, and
I had a flat tie now for again on three months.
I don't know what's wrong with it. It's unflexible, unfixable.
I don't know what to do about it. Anyway, it comes.
(42:23):
It comes a time in a man's life when he's
got to sack up. They call it keys that you
heard about that man sack And what you got to
do there is you got to get yourself a new car.
And so I've done it. I'm not used to spending
a lot of money on cars, but I thought, hey,
why not treat myself? Why not treat myself. I've put
(42:44):
an order in, it's on back order and I just
waited for it to get into Auckland and and then
that'll be meet Fellers.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
Fancy very.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I'm a little bit worried about getting mocked about it
because it is a bit fancy, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Ordering ordering a car?
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Well, you've got you know, Wellington paranormal money.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Don't forget about my talk back money in your talk
back money. Yeah, yeah, it's coming out my ears.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Yeah, because you obviously had the towel acle which kind
of got stolen.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
By the by the council and then they sold it
and kept all the money. That's right.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
You know the teeler which blew up and then you
went to get the engine replaced in it, and then
the mechanic burned down, which is all true. Yeah, So
to go from that to buying a brand new car on.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
I don't know about a brand new CA. It's not technical.
I mean brand new to me. Sure, yes, you said
it's on back order. It is on back order. The engineers,
the engines on back order, so I've I've got I've
ordered that's from from Dunedin, so that's pretty flesh.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
So that the engines on back order and the engines
in Dunedan.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
The engine in Dneda, that's right. And your car. Yeah,
so you've bought a car without an engine. No, the
car is my Teea. So I'm getting a new engine.
It's only got forty five thousand k's on it, and
I'm putting it into my old Tita, which I love.
So I've got the best of both worlds. I've got
my old Tea to the body, which I absolutely love.
(44:19):
And they're an elegant car. They're a beautiful car. And
I've got a brand new engine in it.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
That's so great, thanks man. To be honest, I thought
you had brought a new car and I was like,
oh God, what's Mogi brought? I was freaking out of it.
There but a new engine for the Tita.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
That's great. Two and a half grand? Wow? Two and
a half grand.
Speaker 5 (44:37):
Certainly an amount of money, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Isn't it an amount of money? Yeah? So it's on
back order, back order? Yeah, yeah, so I hopefully you
have that in about this next six to eight months.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
Does that include installation?
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Includes installation includes all your oils and your lubricants as well.
Yeah yeah, yeah man. So anyway, I just wanted to
say that as soon as it's up here and she's
already enrolling all out, I want to break it in.
The thought we could take it away on a sort
of a boy's weekend, just the four fellows packed into
the Teea. What do you say your teeter with.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
A sick and injured it.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yeah sure, yes, sounds good to me.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
Congratulations, make wish we go?
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Where was that? Where were you? Geraldine?
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Yeah, let's way down south. Yeah, but working out of
Jason's batch.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
How far is that?
Speaker 4 (45:22):
I don't know that the teeta's gone it in it
to be honest, it's an hour away. Yeah, no, it's
about an hour and a half hour quarters.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
Now three quarters yeah, not in the Teeter Fellers, more
like two hours.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
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Speaker 3 (46:13):
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Speaker 5 (46:14):
Ah, you know his backbone tease. There's billion dollars, million
dollars still doing that, yeah, sweet as one random he
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He's like one million dollars nine hundred thousand dollars two
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(46:37):
Actually it says here anonymous mum of anonymous. Oh get
over there feels my son's birthday is coming up and
we have a tradition of decorating a themed birthday cake
related to what he's currently into, and this year I'm
thinking of surprising him with a cake themed on the
Big Shirt. Nice he does listen to your show twenty
four to seven, even on the toilet. Couldn't be prouder.
(46:58):
He's a full blown quote dropping podcast replaying super fans.
I want to nail the vibe. If you had to
sum up the essence of the show and cake form
what needs to be on it. Give me your must
have catch phrases and or images. Help me create a
cake that people look at and say, yeah, that's a
Big Show cake cheers.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
I think just one messive honker yes.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
Oh, but then it would just be like a sort
of ogi cake.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
So won't be wanting the essence or three honkers bumper
a bumper.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
They want the essence of the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (47:27):
I don't know the way you keep saying essence, but Yes,
they want to capture the to put into the cake.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
What about I don't know if everyone out there listener
has seen the imagery from the Headache Big Show, what
about just Jas wearing a cheese cutter of his hand
reaching out. That's good, that's iconic.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't love that photo of Jase,
to be honest, I think because they just want to
capture the essence of the Big Show as opposed to
just put our likenesses on a cake, right right? So
you need backbone in there?
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Yeah, better backbone?
Speaker 5 (48:04):
Olgie some cigarette? What if you just made a cake
and then just got some cigarette?
Speaker 3 (48:09):
I can't have sigres anymore. Chase doesn't smoke.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
The only smoke a left out of all of us
to iron pugs.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
I don't smoke pugstes, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
A little Vietnamese smokes like.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
A train every day, but I don't. So, okay, So
you don't want to sprinkle tobacco on a cake.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
It seems like going to be disingenuous actually, and that manner?
Speaker 5 (48:30):
Yes, okay, what about stuff that ripper does represent us?
So moggie for you? Maybe a little Tita a little
feller there doing a bit of work on a laptop. Yeah,
here we go, and a little model teater like a
little Hot Wheels.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Vision of Teas. They make a lot of those. They
go very well. You could be doing a steamer on
the park. Oh there we go with three seats, three
seats for semas, know.
Speaker 5 (48:54):
The three seats. So you're on a seat, Muggi's on
a seat doing a little bit of wire. Yeah, I'm
on a toilet doing a stif steamer.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
And Jace, you're on like he's falling in.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
He's falling, he's trying to get out of the toilet.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
He's stuck in the toilet and my legs are just
poking out.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
I like it with backbone RTT on the front there.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Yeah yeah. Or you could just do right big show
on it. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
Actually that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, big show, the whole aching, Big show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Tune in week days and four on radio. Hold ikey,
well there you.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Go, your mad bastards.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
That's the big show done and dusted for your Monday night.
What's the podcast outro quip today, Kezy?
Speaker 5 (49:43):
Yeah, yeah, man, Hey, Fellers. The podcast Cups of Theirs
entitled podcast. So I've got no idea what but it
comes out at seven thirty tonight.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
So this podcast started my daughter in the back and
this nineteen year old girls started off with you.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
I think I know she was about twenty by then.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
She said, I think I was about eighteen or nineteen
when I first got into play.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
And there was a pause, and my daughter in the.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
Back was like, did she just say play?
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Yeah? Shocker?
Speaker 5 (50:18):
That was a shocker.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
It was a shocker or a choice from my wife.
Speaker 5 (50:21):
There there was a podcast on a family trip, wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yes? It was.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
It was actually maybe what are your playing for the nightmare?
Speaker 3 (50:28):
A little bit of workman? Or I might have a
bath tonight. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, maybe a bath.
Maybe watch a bit more telling I'm watching. I've been
watching the show called Widow's Bay on Apple TV. But
it's released weekly, right, and I'm filthy about that. So
there's only three episodes out, so I'm just going to
leave it until the whole series, is it?
Speaker 5 (50:44):
So it's because you're filthy about theirs.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
I'm going to bath. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I read
a book.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
You're going to do that? Are you?
Speaker 3 (50:51):
What are you up to, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (50:53):
I'm going to go home and pack my unpack my
bag from Geraldine from the golf tournament.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
I was just saying, get all the filth out, one.
Speaker 5 (51:00):
Hundred percent, get all that filter out of my back
because it's still sitting in my car. It's just golf
gear and socks and it's just disgusting.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah, it would be. You were saying that you were
just gonna take it out, just throw it in your
wife's lap.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Well, no, to be fair, I do most of the
laundry an hour in our house. Maggie.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
What is that? Because what you're saying your check count too.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Late in the show to be starting this because I'm
home more often than she is because she has a
regular job. I'm gonna go home to unpack my bag,
dump a load in the old washing machine there, get
it done, and I probably got to be very early. Jason,
what are you gonna do tonight? Man?
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Well, I'm gonna I've been yeah that I'm going to
be doing that. But I've been ship steering my daughter,
but she's just not biting. You know when you when
you steer people up and they just want Yeah, they
just won't take the bait.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
A new ship many it totally is. Thank you for noticing.
They just shot out Cook, Cook some dinner and.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Risto now mastroom pasta. Come on, Keezy, I said the
wrong type of pastor.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
That's a disgrace.
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Hey, but do check out the instagram, do check out
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How's life company? Grasse? Are your mad dog? Your sex
son of a bee? What a weekend it was, What
a time to be alive. Absolutely, mothers. You know we've
all got them, or we've all had them, and it
was their time to shine over the weekend. Yeah. It's
a time when the nation stops, isn't it, And we
get to appreciate all the things they've done for us,
all the things they do for us that they don't
(01:09):
like to talk about. I don't like to bang on
about it, so we bang on about it for them.
Hell of a weekend. We're going to talk about that soon. Keezy,
how are you feeling? Brother? I couldn't help but notice
in the intro there a little bit on the nasally side.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Because you had a big, big, big weekend. You really
push the boat out, thinking to myself, Oh, Keezy's doing okay.
But then I heard the intro.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Hello does it sound nasally? Hello? It's not that bad,
is it?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You can certainly notice it?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, noticeable?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Stop. I mean it's been worse. Yes, it's been worse.
You're only a lot more frequent. I really am shocked. Keys,
is really you pulled his head in this year? So
someone said a chat to you from upstairs, old Bogsy
the side.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Have a one on one with me and say, hey,
pull your head and stop getting on the purse. It's
never got that bad, but now you're big weekend another
one coming up this week in Magic.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, man, how are you going?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Man?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
You look good?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I'm okay, Fellas.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I've been in a bit of a hor of a
mood over the weekend. I'm not happy about this. Keeping
everything happen in my life. Everything, it's one thing, it's
everything and I so I've had my moments over the weekend.
I've just been in a hor of a mood, just
kind of passing Mogi's name. I'm out into the issue.
(02:29):
But other than that, fellas very very good. Now, Mogi,
what's coming up?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
What's happening on the big show with Old Mogi?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Well, as discussed, we've got some massive things coming up,
including a yarn about Mother's Day. I look forward to
this every single year, every single year. Not only that,
but we've also got a humongous new competition that starts today,
Sons of Hodaki is called stay tuned to hear what
that's all about later in the show. For some reason,
it's not only a sheet that I've got here, but
it should be here, and that is that Keasy had
(03:03):
a shaker over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, it's not an absolute shock.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I can't see it on the sheet anywhere. It should
be every single break, absolute shocking bastard. And outside of that,
Old Jizz is just discussed there. He's not happy with
his non smoking, vaping or drinking life. So we're going
to have to find some solutions for your jizz, are
we Yeah totally? Man?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, man says your name is Jizz.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Now, yeah, I've got to that point. I just don't
care anymore, kezy, you know what I mean? Man, Hey,
here's Oasis.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarking.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Cubis there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time fourteen minutes past four o'clock. And it was
a big weekend for families all around the world, fellows
celebrating of course that most important of days, Mother's Day.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It's one of the great days, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Well, let's be honest. If it wasn't for the mothers,
we none of us would be here.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's so true. And the father's though, to be fair.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
And well, yes, and the father's like biologically she's generally speaking,
the father's you know, job, and that department is a
lot easier.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
It's over pretty quickly. I can tell you that. Yeah,
in some cases, what the only thing, the only problem
I have with Mother's Day really is that it's on
a Sunday, And because it's on a Sunday, we don't
get to celebrate it on the radio. And true, I
want to take this opportunity to talk about the Mother's
Day that we had yesterday, my family and I, and
(04:30):
also to invite people three four eight three to get
in touch about the marvelous Mother's Day that they must
have had.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, every text on three four three in the draw
for fifty bucks cash thanks to toledos.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Now, there's two kinds of mothers, aren't they. There's the
mother that you've got, and there's the mother that you're
married to, which is also known as a wife. And
if she's got kids, keysy like you. Yeah, matter of
time of time. Maybe you know this time next year, mate,
how good, it's not going to be completely different. Stopo,
(05:00):
I'm trying to talk about Mother's Day. So yesterday breakfast
in bed for my wife. My daughter made her a
beautiful card, really really lovely little card there, and we
brought her some what do you call them the herbs?
Some herbs, herbs from the herb garden. So we go
(05:21):
some parsley there and win to one's easy time, chibes.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
You talk about seedlings or seeds, but no, they're.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Already sort of little pot little potted bastards. You know,
the ones that are dead in about three days. Yeah,
the ones from the sleep market. Yeah, well pretty much,
but I got them from somewhere. But yeah, they'll be
dead at no time. But it's not the point. It's
not about me. Yeah, just get them and it makes
her happy. And it'll be said in a few days
when they're dead.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
But you could water them and sort of nurture them.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That's her department again, that's not how she likes to operate. Yeah, okay,
I got her a big bunch of flowers, absolutely thrilled
over the moon. And the piece did the Resistans was
at Briscoes. They had another one of their classic fifty
percent offs. So I got her a magnificent vacuum cleaner.
(06:03):
And you should have seen her face. Man, genuinely, genuinely
over the moon. Now people think I'm a chauvinis peg sexist,
bars to the scumbag, et cetera, et cetera. She was
over the moon. I've got a I've got a vacuum
cleaner before a robot cleaner, And that was on her
birthday a few years ago. She was thrilled with that.
(06:24):
By the time, I've got one of those stick ones.
You know, beauty, you can. I don't care what anyone says.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
There is something deeply satisfying about a vigorous, hard sucking vacuum.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yes, it's a.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Calming thing for me.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I do it every day.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I don't even need to vacuum every day, sometimes twice
a day because I love it. I love it sucking
hard on the carpet there.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
On the old rug on the old didn't you rug?
Didn't you recently give some want a vacuum cleaner here?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well it was and it did go to a woman,
key years. But that was the secret saying that I
didn't know it was going to a woman that is
like what have Yeah? What did you do for your mother? Keys?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Because I know you're very very close, very very close
with mine and a special day. Of course I was
on a peas trip. Yeah, over the weekend, So I'm
going to call it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Does that mean you forgot to call me?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
No, I didn't forget text and I said, hey, Mom.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Told you scrambled text?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, are you man?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Hey, it's told keysy Uh, just on a peas trip.
We'll call you on Tuesday because on the Monday I
will be in a dusty.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
She was like, yeah, not fair enough.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
She knows your boy, she does you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
In my in my house, we have a tradition where
we buy my wife horrendous slippers, the most horrendous slippers
that we can find. And my daughter outdid herself this
time and got her some bunny slippers with ears that
go up in the air every time she takes a step.
She was delighted.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
So they clap together and make it.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, they don't make a noise and just go doing,
doing doing. It sounds like I make a noise doing.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I don't make a noise.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I just go They just go doing, doing doing.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
And actually my daughter excelled. You know, my daughters contribute
money to my youngest and they leave the responsibility on her.
And she outdid herself. Lots of new books, great slippers,
sleeper earring, sleeper earrings.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
If I can find his sleepers. Wow.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And I got her some some stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
For ri and time the old Another vacuum, Vacuum, the.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Whole aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy. Tune
in week days of four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
The Killer's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is four twenty six. We're talking
Mother's Day, aren't we, fellows. We wanted to know what
the rest of the backbones did for their mothers over
the weekend on three four eight three, And.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
The good thing is Fellas. You know, Hodarchy. It's a
you know, it's a rock and roll station pretty out there,
listens to backbones. But when it comes to Mother's Day,
they really go our low, which is nice. Good over there, Fellas.
I got my mum's disappointment. The gift that keeps on
giving every single year.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It does. That's not that's not just Mother's Day either,
It's every day, every day. It's every day for mums, isn't.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
It certainly is Gooday, guys, I've got the old girl
a bottle of Scotch and a tickam masala. She was stoked.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
She can take here that is. That's great stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Whiskey and a curry that is.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I mean, I like that.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
I'd be stoked with that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Get over their feelers. Got my mom a cool plate
with a cow on a farm painted on it that
I found on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Nice, that's thoughtful. Yeah, a cow on.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
A plate, a painted plate with a cow on it, and.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Then you eat some steak on the plate. My wife
has plates like that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
And she's got friends that buy her plates like that's
the sort of.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Thing that.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I don't want to make, you know, generalizations here. It's
more of a thing that you'd give a mom rather,
I mean, would you give a dad a plate plates
with like birds on it or cow?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I mean, I don't know why we're being sexist about it.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Do you like plates? I like plates to eat it off,
But I just I'm not a big hangar on the
wall kind of plates on the wall.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I mean, I don't. I mean, I don't want to
be just my vibers with plates.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Is that it's more of a female type activity.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
What if it hands something go on it like ripco?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Oh yeah, I'd have that in my man cave next
to my calendars.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Your busy calendars just by the way. So the text machine, right,
you pick out a few texts and you put a
little star next to it, and then you can click
a button that says, oh, just show me the starred text,
the text that you've highlighted, the hell happened on Friday, Fellers.
Just going through the texts that were favorite on Friday,
you've lost the meaning of throbbers. Absolutely shit.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Oh yeah, I mean I won need we need we
say more?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Just jumped in the car. What is this shit? Don't
tell me, Howdy j One. This b boop stuff sucks?
All three sucked? Fellers. What the hell is this hoty?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
What can we get back to the question.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
At hand here, kizy Mother's Day stuff? Yeah, I want
to be honest. The hood faithful something. They barely did
anything for their mums. Yes, and I mean I haven't
called my mum yet, but I will.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I know a lot of that lucky faithful.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
The young bucks probably took me washing over and stuff.
Then you know their mum's probably cleaned it for them,
and they probably ate her food. Yes, you know, and
I drank it. Busies asked for some money.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Moms love that, do they don't they?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
I think so they're in a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
The hierarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Man.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I love that song so much, Fellas it's tune Ozzie Osbourne, Mama,
I'm coming home.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I think it's to celebrate Mother's Day?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
So is that what it was?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah? Yeah, there had to be some kind of reason
to say.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Sorry, just a bit grumpy at the moment, Fellers. But
I'll get into that after far okay, but I had
a bit of a weekend of it, and I suspect
before I tell you about this, this is something that
Mogi will be able to relate to probably less.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
So you keasy, right, okay.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Because you're you tend to be more anal right.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Is it something to do with having a mess vulka
or something?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
No, no, no, it's something to do with being organized.
Because we went to the old family betch over the
weekend and my wife and I woke up and set
d morning and said you we do it, and we went.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, man, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Man, this is a great yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, have you got the great young music?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah, I've got to hear men keep going.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
So anyway, so you know, and the great thing about
no kids with us is that it's just me and here.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
It's really easy. It's really simple.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Back in the day we have to almost get like
four car convoy going to get all their ship in there.
But it's just me and her and off we go
into the sunset.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
We packed the bag do just sort of like a
deathly silence there.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Went to that, went to the supermarket, had our normal
debar call. We just ended up buying a smoke ca
Hawaiian made a smoke fresh pie, which was delicious, but
that's all we took. We were there a day and
a half and smoke fish pie. That was it, right anyway,
(14:19):
So true story. We get to the batch and I
go into the bag that we've packed, and I go.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Hang on, so you've packed one bag between you?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, well, we're only there for a night.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
We don't need Come on, man, how many bats here
want me to take keysy?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
I thought maybe more than one bag and one fish pie.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
So I'm going through the.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Bag and I pull out my T shirt and I'm going,
where's all my other stuff? And I realized that the
only thing I'd packed was my T shirt.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Wasn't a backbone T shirt.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
It was a backbone T shirt. That's all you need, man,
And that was it. And I was like, what the
how do I And you.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Know, we weren't rushed in the morning, there was stuffing
going on, There was no drama. We were taking it
easy and just cruising, having a coffee.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Get home the next day. Almost stuff that I was
going to take just laid out on the beer. They're
just sitting there films with a bag.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Was and I'm like, what is going on in my head.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah, that that happened, right, A case of it might
be you know, early onset. It might be might be
the Bellamies.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
But do you guys, I mean, because I know Keysy
you like to pack like you probably already packed for
Magic Round.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I'm amazing, Mogi, I know Europe. I mean to respond
to that or a bit more, hap has it? What
do you guys like at packing?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I've got to I'm not gonna lie. I have have
you of packing cells? Yes, which a small bag them?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
To go to Europe? Jays, you simply must.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
It's small bags within your bag and you go. This
one is for undies boom boom bom, and this one's
for t shirts boom bom bom. And I have about
six of those boom into a bag and I'm.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Good to go, right, Okay, So.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
I'm very onto it, Jay. So I would have taken
maybe three piers of even though I was there for
two days.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, I always like an extra peer. You're right, you
even know you might ship yourself. Do you do a
midnight steam or it's just everywhere splinter?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
That's not at all what I mean. I mean for
a swim or something and you got your undies on
and you might need another pier.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
You know.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
My wife went for a swimm and I was like,
oh did I bring any and I couldn't wear my andies?
Was there the only andies I had?
Speaker 5 (16:25):
You had one pair of undies, yes, and a fish pie.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
And well we made the fish pie. But so it
was a debacle. I was iffing and jeffering, like you
wouldn't believe.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I mean, there's something wrong with you, Yeah, there is.
You must be confused. But similar thing happens to me
last year at major Ground or was it the year before?
My memory is not very good. I can't tell you.
But didn't take my laptop, didn't take my wallet, didn't
take my sunglasses. I was it was an absolute debut,
same thing, and you just left questioning yourself like you
had nothing to do with it. But it's your fault. Yeah,
(16:58):
but you're sitting there going well, how the hell have you?
How do you have no wallet? How do you have
no computer? It's like, I don't know, You're the idiot,
not me, because.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Last year you got to Brisbane and all you had
was a fish pie and a backbone T shirt.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
The hdarchy, big show weekdays from four on Radio Darky.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
The Exponents there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
The term is four forty nine is talk TV.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, fellas on what day was? It was Saturday night
there I had the opportunity to get along and see
Split Ends play at the Vector Arena. Also no Sparkalana,
spark Ana. I have never really been into Split Interview
honest with the other always it feels like I was
a little bit too young for them when they came out,
(17:52):
and there was a period where people were listening to
them all the time when I was a little bit older.
But for some reason I never really got into it.
My next door neighbor, I love them, but from my
point of view just wasn't really my cap of te Sure. Anyway,
it went along to it absolute all timer and I
walked away from you saying that they are by far
and away the best band that New Zealand has ever produced.
(18:13):
I'd like to see some ideas around who would be better,
and very wicky. They're like New Zealand's talking head sort
of thing. Yes. Set design was incredible, absolutely packed out
the floor was all seated as well. They knew who
the audience was, which was a bunch of gray headed
silver fox legends like me, yes, and a little bit
older and a lot older. But every single song is
(18:37):
an absolute banger, absolute Were you a fan of them
when you're grown up? I'm like you, actually, may you?
Not particularly?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Not particularly, but.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
You know, I certainly enjoyed some of their tunes. But
I've heard, actually from a number of people that it
was amazing, was amazing, phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
The costumes, the stage design that you know, the chat
between all them, just unbelievable that one of those bands.
I cannot believe how great they're where you.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Go asplans are yeah, and they go, oh you know
this on this and you go oh yeah, and then
you go icy red. Can I have a game of
that with you now? Can you think?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Okay? Shark attach history never repeats, poor boy, give it
a whirl, Dirty creature, It's one step ahead. What's the
matter with you? Message to my girl stuff and nonsense,
my mistake. Six months in a leaky boat. I got you,
icy read. I hope I never straight old line spellbound.
It's just like I hope I never was justin great thing.
(19:34):
It was phenomenal. Everybody's seated to begin with, and by
the end of it, everybody's standing, can't you know? Yeah,
too late to go and see the mile course. But
five buzzies out of a possible five. Wowt technically not
a TV show, but the year fouls.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
If you love your murder mysteries, I have got an
absolute doozy for you. Have you heard of a series
called Broken Wood?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
I have, and I watched it last night.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, just remembered. If you love your intrigue, if you
love a cup of tea on a Sunday night, if
your lover who'd done it? With a very sort of
you know, multi layered kind of plot going on?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Broken Wood is the one for you. Very interesting that
you describe it as a who done it? Because I
saw a review last night that describe it described it
as a y watch it really watch it?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, because that's the show you're on. Ajs Oh.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
I have to look quite often on it.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I'd have to have a look at that, cause you
have done so much stuff. It's hard to Your.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Character's name, isn't it Rainus?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
He runs the pub?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
No, it's Rez res the Republican.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
I watched it last night. It was like an alien mystery,
but of golf in there. I was on mute.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Was he in it?
Speaker 5 (20:58):
No, he wasn't. I was keeping an is that looking bath?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Is that the latest series? Is it?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Apparently it was on I think it was on one Yes,
and I watched it. It was on you because we were
catching up with the in laws and having a bit
of a yarn. But I was like keeping an eye
out for Jason. There was like, yeah, aliens and people
doing Wednesday, the guy playing golf, and.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I will watch I've not seen it, so I'm going
to watch it.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
When he sees that, you know, he had the in
laws and he was just lying on the couch.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
I was not. I was lying in front of the
fire on my back and they were sort of all
talking and I was just like.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah, a.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Good times. Hey, here's the darkness.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Can looking back your massive backbones. Hope your Monday's going along.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Okay, you're listening to the Big Show, by the way,
brought to you by Toledo.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
That's right, Toledo's natural. I literally like drinks, can't find us,
request Toledo's a pair and save to.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
I think he actually toldos would be really good in
like sports clubs and stuff like that too, after the
Fellas and and eveyone. You know, I had a bit
of a bit of a douche on the rugby field
or the soccer field or the hockey hockey field.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Just the fellas, all the women or the women so not.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
No children, all of everyone that plays sport. All right,
what about if I'm just watching it's a really hot day,
I'll get thirsty too.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yeah, well that's true, mogi. Anyone that's in the club,
what about be a child, male or female, whoever you are,
you can have them.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
So you're saying that if I don't like sports, Toledos
not for me.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
No, I'm saying, if you're in the sports club, you
can fill your boots.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
But if you leave the club and go outside to
watch the sport, leave that Todos behind me.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I think that's what he said. It's crazy, right, say, Okay,
it's a weird line to take anyway, All.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Good, especially from a sponsored They'll be like a bit
gutted about that coming up next though, Old Hoidy Jay's
been and a hohoor of the mood lately because because
he's given up vapor and everything else. That's so should
we touch on that chase.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
We'll touch on that, that open word that raw nerve
whatever fellas here anymore? I don't here's a stroke the whole.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
The offspring there on the radio.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Hold Archy Big Show this Monday evening, the time thirteen
minutes past five o'clock and fellows, I'm not happy.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Something been bugging you. Yes, I'm sorry to hear that. Man, Yes,
I'm bugging.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
No, man, I mean, I'm all really yeah, but you
know I've been told that, Wow, I've made a deal
and I have to give up the vape.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
You've been told, Yeah, you've you've agreed to a bit.
You said the vape was making you feel that you
had sore lungs and you'd always have a headache and
blah blah blah. You really want to kick the habit.
You're not happy, So he made a bit that you'd
kick it for the month of May.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yes, subbling along those lines.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Exactly that, and we either get a hundred bucks from
Ogi or we have to give them a hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
So no smoking, no drinking, no vape. Yeah, God, what's
become of me?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
You're a shocking burst I am in look, you know,
to be honest with you, I've been in situations quite
a lot throughout my life where I've given stuff up.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I don't ever recall being.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
In such a horror of a mood.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Now.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I mentioned earlier in the show how we went to
the Batch for a night and I packed the bag,
I packed the T shirt and left. Everything was sitting
on the bed. So not only am I in a
hoo of a mood, my brain is all over the place.
I'm like, I'm scattered.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
And so day two of the Bitch Were you just
just wearing the T shirt and nothing else Donald Duck style?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Well, no, I was wearing what I was wearing, kesy,
I just had no change of clothing.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yes, I'm just joking around.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
It will don't okay because it's not funny. And you know,
when you're in that sort of mood and you're just
you're on edge and people are like you all g men.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Like when I say people like your wife.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
You all good, darling? Yes, what do you ask why
you just seem a bit off? Well, no, I'm perfectly fine.
I'm just watching television and usually I can sort of
go through those things. But I have persistently over the
last three days.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Been in aho of a mood.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Also, what's happening to me is I'm being plagued by nightmares.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Right really, now, you know, I've always been playing by nightmares.
But I've always had my durries living nightmares though, right
when you're waking up of my waking hours. But I've
always got my SIGGI like some of the homeless fellow
or get up on your face, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
To work for four hours.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, and I can just have.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
A cig or a vape, you know what, I'm just
calm me down. I don't have that anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
And not to jam for you easy sold men.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Don't listen to him.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I went to the batch and I got anxiety because
I didn't have any siggies and I didn't have a vape.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
So so what do I do? Or I mean, what
do I do? Or undies? Exactly what do I do?
With this panic? Was anxiety? Rage that I'm feeling.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
So you're in it's a beautiful spot, your family.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
It's beautiful. You could go fishing, swim the point of
what's the point of him going fishing? The point of
him going fishing a sakeing smoke. It's not to catch
fish when the last time he caught a fish. I
think he's he's out there vapor. He doesn't even own
a fishing role.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
There's no bait on the hook. If he does, he's
just holding a stick.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
I think you're the only one that gets me, Magie man.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
He's trying to get he's trying to win.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
At all, not at all. I would love for jose
to give up.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
And then my wife says things like, but you're doing so.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Well, a goddamn idiot.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
It's like I'm effing and Jeffer and but you're doing
so well, darling, you are.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
It's really proud.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Don't say that to me. Don't say that. You know what,
someone suggested to.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Me yesterday that I write a gratitude less I'm not joking.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I nearly punched them.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Who was it.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
I'm not going to tell you who it was. But
it's like, you know what you should do. Seriously, Jason
start writing a gratitude June is that one of your
homeless mates possibly? And I was like, and I go,
and then I'm okay for half an hour, and then
I'm in a hor of a mood for about two
hours and I.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Can't shake it. Well, it goes to show you, doesn't it,
how bad these vapes are. If this is a reaction
that you haven't taught and you've never had this reaction
with cigarettes before. And here we are, Jays, You're you're
halfway through the month. Ormost. I'm looking at my my
my watch like I can see it, give or take.
We're roughly halfway through the month, and you're still feeling
(28:18):
like this. If anything, it's getting worse. It's getting worse.
So it's getting worse.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Such a good point goes to show how bad the
vapes are. We're a third of the way through the month.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
And what's the point of trying to give up?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Really? Thanks?
Speaker 5 (28:28):
No, moogie? So what you want something else to focus?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I need another addiction? All right? Well?
Speaker 5 (28:34):
What people take through three? Four eight three? What other
addictions should Hoidy j replace vaping?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
And and it's gotta be good. It's gotta be.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
I was gonna say dirty, but then that will invite
a certain amount of addiction.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Have you ever tried a cigar?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
No, that that would well, I did think about a pipe.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh that's all good, you know, like an old school.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Like a glass pipe or I.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Know you know your pipe pipe?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Hearing it The Hurdiarky Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hoky the Sons of Hodachelet's.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
See who wants to ride with the Street Dogs.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Cheer that's the Street Dogs. Yeah, man, the Street Dog
a wolf?
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Do you sorry? Do you think a dog and a
wolf are the same thing?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Come on, man, we've told you about there completely different animals.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Street Dog is the brand of electric motorbike we're given away.
We've got two options there, fellers. If you've got a
car license only and not a motorbike license, Street Dog
fifty is for you. You're able to ride that just
on a car license, which is great. But if you've
got a motorbike license you can get the Street Dog
x A, which is a big step up.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Oh keasy head a hoon on one of the Moggi
Bloody Guard because it hasn't Yeah, there's no, there's no
throb and we used to get back in the day.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yea, here he scrot. That's the hit when we're in
their former motorcycle club, The here is scrots.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
I'm glad you you sort of yeah, drop that little
piece of inflow in there, because I reckon that was
about four or five years ago.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, yeah, we talked about but.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
These electric bikes, they're amazing and they're actually beautiful to
look at.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
As soon as we jumped on this, I got in
touch with them and asked if I could get involved
with one because they are sick. Mate. They are beautiful looking,
beautiful looking bikes. What do they say? Oh? Nothing in
the end then, because I was just like googled it
and I was just talking to the screen. But it
doesn't the internet doesn't work like that.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
You were just talking.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
To pick up the phone. You have to pick up
the phone. You have to push those the buttons, but
not just any buttons, the right ones and.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
The right order.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Thank you, fellows.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Please, So, if you would like to join our gang,
the Sons of Hodaki and win a street Dog electric motorbike,
all you gotta do is listen out for that cue
to call call through The good news is we've got
one to give away for the North Island chapter and
one to give away for the South Island chapter as well.
How good, So let's go to the lines.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
I feel okay, get a Neil, your mad basset?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
How's live?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I'm not bad? Mate?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Pretty good? Yeah, not too bad mate? What do you
do for a crust? Neil?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
I'm I'm a penalty to a just bogg it all up, Neil? Yeah,
I know it's done.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Yeah tell me Neil. Have you ever owned a bike? Oh?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a few bikes?
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Bloody good?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Have you a crosspect dude for a sick motorcycle? Gang
like as man? No?
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Man, no, but I've been looking for one. Yeah, can
neel your back mane? Well, good news to you, my friend.
You're in the Georgetown. The line puts will.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Shaw you out? All right, thanks very much? Thanks nels
a bag? But yeah, get you and your mad basset?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
How's life okay?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Not bad?
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Good? Thanks you? And what do you do for a crust?
I'm a sparky by trade? Ah man? People like saying
by trade? I notice? Yeah, yeah, what did you say
I'm a sparky or I'm a panelty.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
There yeah, totally. That's such a good time.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I'm just wondering radio teacher trade.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
You're an altrition, Yeah yeah, get on you you and man,
see that was actually a test. Bogie was sort of
testing you there.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
You and what about you? You ever owned a bike
in your life? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
A couple of No you're not.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Yeah, well these are beautiful machine. So you stand on
the line as well, mate, we'll saw you out. And
finally is a Digby Get a Digby and man barset,
how's life?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Get a carriers old digby? There? What do you do
for a Chruss Digby?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I'm a teacher, your teacher by trading. That was a
pretty little backbone. Yeah. Well the thing about Keezy is
he hates teachers. Oh yeah, yeah, man, you're a nightmare student.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
You see in the day, keysy.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Percent wagged a lot, hey dig be man, you ever
thought about joining a gang?
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, I've been thinking about it. I thought it was
the son sons of aking knees though, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Baking knees now are actually our mortal enemies.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Man.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
So if you see anyone of the you got to smack.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Them over all, right, you get your down for that, man,
You got to smack them over.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Okay, yeah, you're on the line, mate, you're in the
draw as well.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Good argua mate. It was okay, I'm nonsense.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
It sounded like pribs. It was almost like you kids,
shut up now. Yeah, that's right, that's right. Yeah, this
is one of the great prizes. Let me say, you
get your hands on one of these, you'll be a
very very happy individual.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
One hundred percent. They are styled after the classic cafe
racer style of motorcycle.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Oh yeah, that's what I saw.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, yeah, what's what do they call them cafe races again?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Okay, good one. They used to put them out of
the front of cafes and going to have the sign
of Jo on the main.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
That's hundred percent. Cret Street Dog, big shout out for
providing the two bikes. Plenty of chances to get the
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Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yeah, good stuff for me. And here's radio Head. Thanks man.
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Speaker 3 (34:12):
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codd Ins in Once for dinner tonight, Jason, great question.
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Haven't I talked about that?
Speaker 5 (34:38):
No, you said you're gonna have something to ask a
question with it?
Speaker 3 (34:41):
You absolutely blowing up. Oh you can ask?
Speaker 5 (34:46):
What are you eating?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
I just bought stuffed pasta, which I'm not even really
into fair with mushrooms and you know, mushroom stuff pasta.
I'll make a creamy mushroom sauce with that, ye, yes,
a bit of pisto, some parmesan maybe, and I put
some fresh chili in there and garlic of course.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
So spicy mushroom pasta.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah, like chili orth Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
I put some.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Boy? Is that a new shirt?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Man?
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Poor jac he's almost two weeks unto I was kicking
the vapor and the cities and he's are you doing well?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Man? Well?
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Whatever?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
What are you guys having for tea? What are you havings?
You just you just down a massive bag of chips.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Yeah, that was delicious. I'm not sure we've got my
food box, Hello Box.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Coming, Yeah, Hello Box.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
That's yes, my my food Hello Box.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
We had curry last night and so hopefully there's a
little bit of leftovers the yellows when I get home.
It's probably all gone though, in my luck. Yeah, yeah,
totally actually.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
That Speaking of that, I had a real clean out
of the fridge today on Bloody Left.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Eye said I are you eating this?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Probably not that fat?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Yeah nice. Actually I had I had a bad experience
with my food Hello Box the other day.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
It was was ship it was it was a mushroom
ravioli with chili in it.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
It was disgusting a little bit of extra garlic in there.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
It was the worse meal. Like who thinks of that? Sow?
Speaker 4 (36:34):
You know, a bad carpenter blames his tools.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
What It doesn't make any sense? Do you like Nirvana?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Jason?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Not really?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
The whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
There on the Radio hod Archy Big Show This Monday evening.
The time is six twelve Now, Keysy's been looking forward
to this last weekend for quite a few months. He's
been chatting about it to the fellows off here. It
was a filthy, dirty boys weekend and it sounded like
it lived up to expectations.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Geezy, well, I was filthy, but not in the way
you guys are insinuating. It was a golf tournament trip
down south there to the beautiful town of Geraldine. Three
day golf tournament, three games of golf is bloody good.
And you're going down there with a group of young
fellas same age as me, really middle aged fellas thirty
mid thirties, taking on all the older boys the generation up,
(37:33):
and there's a big competition going on. It's bloody great.
But the thing I noticed is the difference between the
way that dudes book, you know, like trips like this,
and the way that for example, my wife and her
friends book a trip. She recently went down to christ
Church and then they booked a house in hand miss Spring,
which is a lovely little resort town. Thing went up
(37:54):
there and took cheeseboards and chakuderie and they took all
this stuff to do, have all this fun with And
I don't like they just had this lovely time, and
it just sounded very relaxing and very nice. They were
at the hot pools, and blah blah, blah blah. We
go down to Geraldine. We leave the book until the
last minute. Get a bed. A house with three bedrooms
with eight beds in them, one of which was a
(38:16):
four bunk room with four dudes in there in their
mid thirties, all either steamed or hungover, and so wrapping
ass and snoring, all of them snoring what this young
fellow called Reese. So I've never met before, but how's
last night is? I don't think I got a single
second of sleep because he was in the bunk room
with the I was in a single bed and a
(38:38):
very very old house, and Geraldy. I was in a
single bed that had just a mattress protector on it,
couldn't find sheets anywhere, had just a single douve without
a cover on it, just the inner I had a
flat pillow that was about an inch thick that was
definitely the kind of pillow you put on top of
your actual sleeping pillow for decoration. Yes, I had to
(38:58):
fold that three times to make it anywhere near a
regular pillow. And I was so cold. I woke in
the middle of the night and I was freezing because
all I had was a duvet in it and it
was like zero degrees down there. I had to get
this feathery decorative throw rug thing, which is probably the
size of a towel. I got that off the end
of the bed of the dude who was I don't
know who it was, by the way, because he came
(39:19):
home lader than I did, and he was deemed he
was snoring. I couldn't see who it was, but I
stole this throw rug off his bid and put it
on me. Next morning, there's one toilet, one shower, eight
hungover dudes running through there. It was a disgrace. It
was a disgrace. And guess what, no soap, no body wash,
no shampoo. The toilet hadn't been cleaned by the previous
(39:42):
occupants of the property. Yeah, I went to use some,
but I went I was so desperate to like wash
myself in the shower. I went to use the bath
soap there. I saw the hand soap by the basin.
Push the thing. Water came out. I didn't wash my
hands probably for like three wa that was water. I
don't washed my hands, probably for three days because the
golf club also didn't have any soap in the dispenses.
(40:04):
I seriously didn't wash my hands or wash anything was
soap for three days. It was a disgrace.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
How good was it?
Speaker 5 (40:10):
It was great? Loved it. Yeah, that's awesome. But you're
just like, why can't we be better? Why do we
have to We're all in our mid thirty.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
It's interesting what you say there about the wives there,
and you're exactly right. It would have been all the
food came out, would have been on chopping board, and
you know, yeah little you know, ramikins of olives, et cetera,
et cetera. You're set up with those mongrels and this
is crazy because you're old enough to know better or
you know, it's an abswolute disgrace. But somebody would have,
(40:39):
if you are lucky, grabbed a bag of chips, ripped
them open, and dropped them on a table, and that
would have been the extent of the catering for the
weekend in that house.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
That literally happened once. It was like I opened the
fridge and put a photo on my Instagram story. There
was literally one beer that I'd put in there. When
I was steamed the night before and the rest of
it was empty on a meat pack. I won, ah,
I won some. And then it's just some of the
fellows got home very very late, wanted to have a nightcap.
There was nothing in the house. They had a cup
(41:08):
of tea without any milk, and that was their nightcap
after being at the pubbled after. It's just a disgrace.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Yeah, it does a disgrace what happened because you were
saying on the second night you woke up in the
bed with that what was his name?
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Oh the dudo banged.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days and four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Films there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday evening,
the time being six twenty five.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Fellas, I've been through the ringer a little bit, haven't I?
With my vehicles, et cetera, et cetera. Sure have gone
from the absolute highs of having two of the most
popular cars in the country in this Antieta and your
Toyota Aqua, there number one number two every single year
for most desirable vehicles in the country, most owned, no,
most stolen, the most horrible. I love it most sort
(42:02):
of thank you. And also I've had my my pushbike
there beautiful, beautiful rallying, healing, thank you ten speed, and
I had a flat tie now for again on three months.
I don't know what's wrong with it. It's unflexible, unfixable.
I don't know what to do about it. Anyway, it comes.
(42:23):
It comes a time in a man's life when he's
got to sack up. They call it keys that you
heard about that man sack And what you got to
do there is you got to get yourself a new car.
And so I've done it. I'm not used to spending
a lot of money on cars, but I thought, hey,
why not treat myself? Why not treat myself. I've put
(42:44):
an order in, it's on back order and I just
waited for it to get into Auckland and and then
that'll be meet Fellers.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
Fancy very.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I'm a little bit worried about getting mocked about it
because it is a bit fancy, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Ordering ordering a car?
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Well, you've got you know, Wellington paranormal money.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Don't forget about my talk back money in your talk
back money. Yeah, yeah, it's coming out my ears.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Yeah, because you obviously had the towel acle which kind
of got stolen.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
By the by the council and then they sold it
and kept all the money. That's right.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
You know the teeler which blew up and then you
went to get the engine replaced in it, and then
the mechanic burned down, which is all true. Yeah, So
to go from that to buying a brand new car on.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
I don't know about a brand new CA. It's not technical.
I mean brand new to me. Sure, yes, you said
it's on back order. It is on back order. The engineers,
the engines on back order, so I've I've got I've
ordered that's from from Dunedin, so that's pretty flesh.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
So that the engines on back order and the engines
in Dunedan.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
The engine in Dneda, that's right. And your car. Yeah,
so you've bought a car without an engine. No, the
car is my Teea. So I'm getting a new engine.
It's only got forty five thousand k's on it, and
I'm putting it into my old Tita, which I love.
So I've got the best of both worlds. I've got
my old Tea to the body, which I absolutely love.
(44:19):
And they're an elegant car. They're a beautiful car. And
I've got a brand new engine in it.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
That's so great, thanks man. To be honest, I thought
you had brought a new car and I was like,
oh God, what's Mogi brought? I was freaking out of it.
There but a new engine for the Tita.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
That's great. Two and a half grand? Wow? Two and
a half grand.
Speaker 5 (44:37):
Certainly an amount of money, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Isn't it an amount of money? Yeah? So it's on
back order, back order? Yeah, yeah, so I hopefully you
have that in about this next six to eight months.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
Does that include installation?
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Includes installation includes all your oils and your lubricants as well.
Yeah yeah, yeah man. So anyway, I just wanted to
say that as soon as it's up here and she's
already enrolling all out, I want to break it in.
The thought we could take it away on a sort
of a boy's weekend, just the four fellows packed into
the Teea. What do you say your teeter with.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
A sick and injured it.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yeah sure, yes, sounds good to me.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
Congratulations, make wish we go?
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Where was that? Where were you? Geraldine?
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Yeah, let's way down south. Yeah, but working out of
Jason's batch.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
How far is that?
Speaker 4 (45:22):
I don't know that the teeta's gone it in it
to be honest, it's an hour away. Yeah, no, it's
about an hour and a half hour quarters.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
Now three quarters yeah, not in the Teeter Fellers, more
like two hours.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
The Whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
James Addiction there on the radio Hold Archy Big Show
this Monday evening.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
The time is six thirty seven. Let's give out some advice.
Sixty night at gmail dot com. Get in touch with
the Fellas.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
Meet pet Petty at sixty nine at gmail dot com.
It is a really email adduice and if you haven't
need advice on anything, you get in touch. If you
read it on the show, you get a prize and
it's anonymous to surprise, which is lovely.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
The changes.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
Ah, you know his backbone tease. There's billion dollars, million
dollars still doing that, yeah, sweet as one random he
did really one random ones million dollars. There's all sorts
of stuff. Pugs was listening it off earlier and I
couldn't keep up. Yeah, I know, yeah, it was crazy.
He's like one million dollars nine hundred thousand dollars two
million dollars. Yes, fellas, this email comes in from anonymous.
(46:37):
Actually it says here anonymous mum of anonymous. Oh get
over there feels my son's birthday is coming up and
we have a tradition of decorating a themed birthday cake
related to what he's currently into, and this year I'm
thinking of surprising him with a cake themed on the
Big Shirt. Nice he does listen to your show twenty
four to seven, even on the toilet. Couldn't be prouder.
(46:58):
He's a full blown quote dropping podcast replaying super fans.
I want to nail the vibe. If you had to
sum up the essence of the show and cake form
what needs to be on it. Give me your must
have catch phrases and or images. Help me create a
cake that people look at and say, yeah, that's a
Big Show cake cheers.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
I think just one messive honker yes.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
Oh, but then it would just be like a sort
of ogi cake.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
So won't be wanting the essence or three honkers bumper
a bumper.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
They want the essence of the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (47:27):
I don't know the way you keep saying essence, but Yes,
they want to capture the to put into the cake.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
What about I don't know if everyone out there listener
has seen the imagery from the Headache Big Show, what
about just Jas wearing a cheese cutter of his hand
reaching out. That's good, that's iconic.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't love that photo of Jase,
to be honest, I think because they just want to
capture the essence of the Big Show as opposed to
just put our likenesses on a cake, right right? So
you need backbone in there?
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Yeah, better backbone?
Speaker 5 (48:04):
Olgie some cigarette? What if you just made a cake
and then just got some cigarette?
Speaker 3 (48:09):
I can't have sigres anymore. Chase doesn't smoke.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
The only smoke a left out of all of us
to iron pugs.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
I don't smoke pugstes, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
A little Vietnamese smokes like.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
A train every day, but I don't. So, okay, So
you don't want to sprinkle tobacco on a cake.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
It seems like going to be disingenuous actually, and that manner?
Speaker 5 (48:30):
Yes, okay, what about stuff that ripper does represent us?
So moggie for you? Maybe a little Tita a little
feller there doing a bit of work on a laptop. Yeah,
here we go, and a little model teater like a
little Hot Wheels.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Vision of Teas. They make a lot of those. They
go very well. You could be doing a steamer on
the park. Oh there we go with three seats, three
seats for semas, know.
Speaker 5 (48:54):
The three seats. So you're on a seat, Muggi's on
a seat doing a little bit of wire. Yeah, I'm
on a toilet doing a stif steamer.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
And Jace, you're on like he's falling in.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
He's falling, he's trying to get out of the toilet.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
He's stuck in the toilet and my legs are just
poking out.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
I like it with backbone RTT on the front there.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Yeah yeah. Or you could just do right big show
on it. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
Actually that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, big show, the whole aching, Big show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Tune in week days and four on radio. Hold ikey,
well there you.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Go, your mad bastards.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
That's the big show done and dusted for your Monday night.
What's the podcast outro quip today, Kezy?
Speaker 5 (49:43):
Yeah, yeah, man, Hey, Fellers. The podcast Cups of Theirs
entitled podcast. So I've got no idea what but it
comes out at seven thirty tonight.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
So this podcast started my daughter in the back and
this nineteen year old girls started off with you.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
I think I know she was about twenty by then.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
She said, I think I was about eighteen or nineteen
when I first got into play.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
And there was a pause, and my daughter in the.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
Back was like, did she just say play?
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Yeah? Shocker?
Speaker 5 (50:18):
That was a shocker.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
It was a shocker or a choice from my wife.
Speaker 5 (50:21):
There there was a podcast on a family trip, wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yes? It was.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
It was actually maybe what are your playing for the nightmare?
Speaker 3 (50:28):
A little bit of workman? Or I might have a
bath tonight. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, maybe a bath.
Maybe watch a bit more telling I'm watching. I've been
watching the show called Widow's Bay on Apple TV. But
it's released weekly, right, and I'm filthy about that. So
there's only three episodes out, so I'm just going to
leave it until the whole series, is it?
Speaker 5 (50:44):
So it's because you're filthy about theirs.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
I'm going to bath. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I read
a book.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
You're going to do that? Are you?
Speaker 3 (50:51):
What are you up to, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (50:53):
I'm going to go home and pack my unpack my
bag from Geraldine from the golf tournament.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
I was just saying, get all the filth out, one.
Speaker 5 (51:00):
Hundred percent, get all that filter out of my back
because it's still sitting in my car. It's just golf
gear and socks and it's just disgusting.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah, it would be. You were saying that you were
just gonna take it out, just throw it in your
wife's lap.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Well, no, to be fair, I do most of the
laundry an hour in our house. Maggie.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
What is that? Because what you're saying your check count too.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Late in the show to be starting this because I'm
home more often than she is because she has a
regular job. I'm gonna go home to unpack my bag,
dump a load in the old washing machine there, get
it done, and I probably got to be very early. Jason,
what are you gonna do tonight? Man?
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Well, I'm gonna I've been yeah that I'm going to
be doing that. But I've been ship steering my daughter,
but she's just not biting. You know when you when
you steer people up and they just want Yeah, they
just won't take the bait.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
A new ship many it totally is. Thank you for noticing.
They just shot out Cook, Cook some dinner and.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Risto now mastroom pasta. Come on, Keezy, I said the
wrong type of pastor.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
That's a disgrace.
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Hey, but do check out the instagram, do check out
the podcast, and until tomorrow, see you later.
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