FULL SHOW: Our Most Religious Episode?

On today's show, Jase gets stoic, Mike's got a new wardrobe purchase and Keyzie has a house guest.

TIMETIMETIME:
(00:00) Intro: Finally, Some D!
(04:19) THE BIG POLL
(09:53) Sandals chat 
(14:55) REBURGER MODE
(18:06) What's On Telly
(24:00) Intro: Auckland ONLY
(26:15) Keyzie's House Guest
(31:07) Oscars Chat
(37:04) Liz From The Beths!
(49:36) Intro: Keyzie's Anni Dinner
(52:00) Stoic Reading Of The Day
(56:29) Synthony is back!
(59:22) Farewell

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hod Akee Big Sure Show Show thanks to crave
worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, big big show, Really, Jason Hits, make mink.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
And kisy Oh kidd a, your mad bastards. Great to
have your company on this gious Wednesday afternoon. It is
the twenty eighth of January twenty twenty six, and you,
my friends, as always listening to the Big Show brought
to you by Reburg.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
You beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Reburg, you are
redefining the norm. Yo.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Speaking of your sand or wearing stallion, get a Moogi
house life.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I'm pretty grassy your mad dog. You're six on of
the bee. We've finally got a sunny day in the
O nine and that people happy about it?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
They've cheered right up.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Literally, man, I went outside for a fake just before
and are all the cheers outside? There's like twenty people
literally getting getting.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Filled with D absolutely Cavin Vitamin D from the sun.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
What I'll tell you what? Speaking of looking really good.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Keezy, it's gonna interrupt you the really good today.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's good to be here.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
How are you looking fantastic? No?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Thank you? Nothing else No.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
That's it meant really yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
That's pretty good man.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
You who dis it's a fat Yeah, it looks good.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's really good. It's like a it's your old score
peaky blind as sort of a number.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I never understand why you wear a hat so much.
You've got such a great head.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I think it comes back from my hangover days, right,
and just wanting to hide my shame right as.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You're here your shame.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well no, but you know, I just just have a
bit of shadow over the eyes.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Yes, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I usually I have a pounding head. So yeah, it's
just habit for me.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Sure, sure, sure. And you got your stork shirt on? Man?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Is it a stork? Is it?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
This stork's flying around on that one?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah? How good. I'll tell you what. It is a
massive show. We've got Liz from the Beaths coming to
have a chat with us. But what else is going on, Mogi.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
What's happening on the Big show with old mogis? Well,
later on in the show, we've got the Liz from
the Beath.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
You're joke.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, that's for me to talk about, Jace, not you. Jace.
You're going to be doing a stoic reading of the day.
Can I say, when you put that suggestion in our
group chat where we put all our ideas, people were
totally absolutely physic.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
People are looking for wisdom, aren't they in this in
this trouble world.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Any kind of guide and say I can get mate.
They'll be bloody happy about it. We're also going to
hook into a little bit of Oscars chat later on
as well. Keezy, you'll be loving that, brother. Yeah, you
know you would have seen all ten of the nominees.
I'm sure we'll get into that. When are the Oscars
March something something? Maybe?

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, And just for the Oscars in Oscar's chat, just
let everyone know that I'm in the corner of I
don't really know or give a crap, so I'll be
representing that side.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Side. Well, there's been plenty of people like that out there, Casey.
Not only that, but old Mogi in an effort to
sort of shake up as wardrobe and is looking his
image out there. He's got himself some new leather sandals
coming up next. We'll be having a chat about that.
The fellows will be giving their positive feedback on my footwear,
and we'll be running a poll around the how good Man.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
In the meantime, he's Queen's at the Stone Age.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Iky.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Red Chili Pepper's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon, the time being thirteen minutes past four o'clock,
which means it's time for the big Pole. It's been

(04:05):
the first one of the year, isn't it, Fellows?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah? I think it is. Yeah, I think it is
first big pole. Pretty exciting. Well, today's big pole is
simply Mowgi's new leather sandals. Yes or no.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Now, if you want to see a photo, we've chucked
it up on the Huducky Big Shows Instagram and also
we'll chuck it on the Radio Huducky Facebook as well.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's a carousel. There's a couple of photos there. Treat yourself.
The second one is an absolute ripper, Fellows. You know,
isn't in an attempt to actually own more clothes and
sort of clean up my image and not be walking
around in old T shirts and old filthy sandshoes and
all this sort of carry on as an almost fifty
year old man. Believe it, man, I've got to sort

(04:43):
myself out, and I haven't probably been clothed shopping for
two three years. Anyway, I had to come to Jesus
moment last week. I said, that's got to sort it out.
And one of the things that I'm doing to sort
out my wardrobe is owning shoes that aren't shoes but
aren't jandles. But also about Birkenstocks, because I've had birkenstocks
before and I find them really uncomfortable. Same so I've

(05:05):
gone and I've got myself some leather sandals. So I
just need to open myself up to the you know,
and dye and sarcastic, genuine support from the two of you,
just to help me feel like I've done the right thing.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, we'll just to start that stuff off. Is it
called come to Jesus moment because he used to wear sandals.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
That's why it is, yeah, to come to Jesus moment, like,
oh my god, not only was he an absolute backbone,
but checked the style on that brother Jesus was a backbone.
He was backbone.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
If he was around now, I'd send him a Reburg
about you totally. He would love a Reburg about backbone.
And nowhere actually is another backbone. But we'll talk about
him another day.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Really, he'd probably go for the vegan burger. Who Jesus.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
But here's the thing about him. I know he would
love the chips because his father, Joseph, was a carpenter
and he had lots of wood chips. This is a
slightly difference.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yes, anyway, just to sandals chat. I've googled well known
people that we're sandals. Oh, great, Jesus on that list, Yes,
number one, Jesus, number two, old Mogi.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Jesus is always number one.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, he will be in my book.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
My number two. Yeah, you're number two?

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Are good? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah, me and Jesus number three. Okay, here the rest
of the people, Kendall Jenner, Rihanna Hailey, Bieber, Cindy Crawford,
Demi Moore, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm happy with all of those. And then that's pretty
good company.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
And then Leo DiCaprio and Justin Bieber.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Ah about Biber about the Bebes.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, because you've got leather sandals. I haven't worn leather
sandals since I had to wear Roman sandals at school.
I'd agree with you, and I actually quite enjoyed Roman sandals.
Because you could run in them and they would fly off.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah that's true. How you feel these ones? Man, they
haven't got the strap around the back so they can
fly off. You can't have bugger that. I can't go sprinting,
which I'd love. You can't put them into sport mode.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Okay, how do I say this?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well, you were around with sandal the first invented Jason.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Totally, I was. But I used to have rope sandals.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh yeah, right yeah yeah, that makes.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
It first and foremost, can I say how much I
admire you putting yourself out there like that things.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
I don't feel like there's an insult coming.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
And running with your sandals and good and good for
making making a change. Change is a good thing.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I appreciate that. Well, that's that? How good?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Can I can I phrase it? They're not my cup
of time?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
No god, no, no, no, no, no at all.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
At all.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
And also, but this is from a guy that was
and this is the thing, this is why I'm not bothered.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, yeah, sketches, that's right, Yeah, sketch on sketches.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
I mean, who who am I to talk? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Wear slip on?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, I did ask you for your opinion, your opinion
does matter to me, Jason.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Okay, and.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I don't like them.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
If there is a fashion expert listening, feel free to
give us a call on eight hundred.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Hold up, Why do we need a fashion expert when
we've got Jase.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
For another another point of view, Okay, yeah, yeah yeah,
and another thing to run by as well, actual as
I walked in Punkston, have a what he may have done.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Have an issue with the leather sand or so much
as the fact that I was wearing them with long pants, right, No,
I don't mind that. No, I mean I've I've seen
lots of absolute Jesus yeah, weird, weird jeansosos.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
And that cargo cargo pants its long cargo pens. Jesus
loved three quarters three for eight three.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Though I give your opinion.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
You can check out the photos on the Hodkey Instagram
and Facebook, and if you are a fashion expert, feel
free to give us a call on eight hundred Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
And he loved the Dandy Warhols God great band.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hold Ich.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Herd Pipe there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is twenty six minutes past four
o'clock the Big Pole today. Mogi's new leather sandals, yes
or no?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, fellas, This comes as a result of the fact
that I'm trying to dress my age as a man
about to enter into his Is it my sixth decade?
It is, Gee is turning fifty later in the year,
and it's time for me to grow up. Yes, you know,
I've got to stop wearing these sort of youthful sort
of clothes, you know, Sketches and Adidas and all these

(09:32):
sorts of things. Those are for the kids, man, totally.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Man, notes are not for kids though for old people.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
No, sketches are cool, man, No, just your sketches are cool.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
But like buying large, the rest of right people not
wearing them. Yeah yeah, So anyway, I brought these new
leather sandals and they're made out of leather. Wow. And
so we're just trying to decide whether they are cool
or whether they suck kezy. We have been inundated with
text brother.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah a big high school vibes. Moggi's from Gareth Adam
monson Earth. There's a website we can get some more
photos of your feet in the sandals?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Oh yes, sexually Instagram Instagram. Yeah yeah, there's two photos
on there, one even more. Yeah yeah, I could do that.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Yeah, it is pretty hot.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Will says let the dogs breathe, man. But then there's
other texts like moggie, they are bloody horrendous. Yeah, and
an Eliza says, you've got to have nice feet. Oh yeah,
otherwise don't expose them because it's traumatized.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Oh thank god. Well that's good.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
But is Zerra, is there such a thing as nice feet?

Speaker 6 (10:33):
What do you mean for me? For me?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I mean, is that sexist?

Speaker 4 (10:39):
We are there any nice men's feet?

Speaker 6 (10:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, I mean look I sort of take issue with
that because that means that pretty much no men then
are allowed to wear jendles or birken stocks or anything else.
They have to wear covered shoes.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
I just I don't care if they're nice feet or no.
I just wonder if if there's such a thing as
a man having a nice foot.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Well, yeah, it's a good point. J is because I
know you're massively in defeat.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Oh yeah, hugely. You wait till I get home. I'll
be paying some more attention to that bloody photo on
instad there of Mogi sandal shoe.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Sandal shoe, sandal shoe man. You want to see a
photo of the sandals. By the way, they're on Facebook,
They're on Instagram as well.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
On the radio Hdarchyz, I want to know what you
thought of them, because you didn't give me your opinion.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Can you show me them again? Right now? Do you
have them? Feet? Right? Okay, here we go. Just imagine
I'm just swaming along the street, just a you sort
of spine me out of the corner of your eye
and then you're like.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
A double double yeah, yeah, I walk past you.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Okay, okay, all right, So here comes Moggie. He's going
for a walk across the side of the street. I'm like, what, Look,
I don't hate them, I don't love them. It's the
first time I've seen sandals like that. But that brown
leather on the bottom, they're black on the top. They're

(12:01):
pretty innocuous, you know, they're not.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
In your face, they're not keysy. Look, I just need
something to be able to wear around the joint that
I could wear. Let's say, for example, I take my
lovely wife out for a lunch somewhere on a sunny day.
I need to have some footwear for that. I can't
wear flip flops. I can't wear jendles and they are
my favorite footwear, but I'm not allowed to. My wife
has ruled that out. I also can't wear high top

(12:24):
ponies that I've had for three years.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Can I just qualify too what I said about Yep,
you know I'm not a fan. No okay, and I
hold that, but they ain't keysy floaters. No, no, you
know we're not talking that sort of thing.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Do you like that, because for a split second there
the attention was on Mowgi's bad fashion and Jace freaked out.
I was like, oh, we can't do that, but a
bit of put it back on Keyzy's shoes, which are
actually really cool shoes.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Just looking up famous people from history, yes, that have
worn sandals, So.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
You're in good company here. King Tutankamun, Oh yeah, he
was a mad dog, big teats.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Big big teats, they used to call him. He actually
had a club foot because he was in brid Yeah.
Oh wow, yeah yeah, yeah. You've got plenty of Greek
philosophers like Socrates and Plato.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeahitis Hpictitis, Julius Caesar.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yes, Caesar loved it.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Alexander the Great, Yeah, who conquered the world before he
was what was twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (13:24):
And this is the thing that's right. You're going to
say they're un cool. Steve Jobs wore birkenstocks every day
of his life. You're telling me he's uncle. He's actually
massively uncle. Steve Jobs the Deli Lama.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
He's a pretty chill.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, he's pretty cool. Gandytler g Oh, yes, Nelson Mandela
check this out? Okay, what are you going against?

Speaker 6 (13:47):
New nothing?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I was trying to watch a Nelson and Sandals.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
The Whochy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Key. Tune
in boy dated four radio.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Place no more there on the radio. Holdankey Big show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four forty one.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
And if I'm not.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Mistaken, the old red bier gear steam played in that
songs certainly did ja Let's go to the phone lines?
Good Tommy, mad barsetid how's life? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Pretty good?

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Boys?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
There are you doing?

Speaker 7 (14:24):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Beautiful day in christ Urch?

Speaker 8 (14:26):
Is it.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Perfect?

Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
About where about Tom? Which road man? Where are you?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I just come off a jail.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Yeah, let's see not.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
The Yeah, Hey, hey, Tom, what do you do for
a crust?

Speaker 8 (14:51):
Man?

Speaker 5 (14:53):
I we're gonna works up playing playing around the middle
and stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, that sounds pretty backbone to me, fellow.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
It sounds like you're the like fabricating something or blacksmithing
or something.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Which is it, Tom?

Speaker 6 (15:03):
Fabricating?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Do you do any welding?

Speaker 6 (15:07):
Tom? A little bit? Every now?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I mean? Yeah? Good, good, good question Jason.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Next question here, Tom, what's for dinner tonight?

Speaker 8 (15:16):
Man?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
I think it's Tom? You to be honest. Yeah, because
the names Tom. How good Tom's having Tom? Yum? Another
question here Tom, how often.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Do you floss?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh? Jesus think about that.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
I'm gonna put never never. Every time the dentist tells
you to yes when you say sure, will and then
you don't. Next question, what color are your undies?

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Tom?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Black's very popular. I don't like a white undy fellas
I do.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
But it's only when you're going out for dinner and
the white and yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Final question Tom from christ Church? What is your deepest fear?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Another one for the height.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
It's interesting.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah, we haven't had sharks. I thought we would have
had a lot of sharks.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
Yeah, and pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
What's that mate? When you up pie and you look
down pretty now imagine the sharks. Now, imagine there's a
shark up there with you. Pretty scary and over the
top of the balcony as well. You're dead.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Hey, great news for you, Tom. You're just win yourself
a fifty dollars. Rebig about your mate, Sun on the
line and packed, Sam will take right.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Good on you, man, God, oh, Thom seems like a
good He was driving his car on his phone? Is
that what was happening there? Yeah? Possibly a passenger. We
don't know. No, No, he had hands free, did he Yeah? Yeah?
Doo doo. Man.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
We're not just gonna start singing along to the Steers?

Speaker 7 (17:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Is it the Killers?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I think so?

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I have some chips.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Show the Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on radio.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Holdarky Oasis.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
There on the radio, Hold Arky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon,
the time being four point fifty two. Let's talk TV.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
Yes, what's on the Telly?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yes, Mike Minogue?

Speaker 6 (17:25):
Yes, yes, yes, I've played my part.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Never did I know he won't stop? I would just
have that.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
I can't wait all day, That's what it takes.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
So this is very annoying to listen to.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yes, just say yes. Do you remember when last night
I watched Task on Neon Via. It's got Mark Rufflo
and it my message Jason especially, and I said, mate,
how sor I've got a chipstick in my throat? I
don't take some of that. Have you tried saying yeah

(18:18):
for like a minute straight? Maybe I could? But I
asked Jason it was any good? He said, you can't
go wrong with Mark Ruffalo with that effect, And generally
I'd agree with you, but with us it was really boring.
So we didn't even get through the first episode. I
got about forty five minutes in, but it was just
like what's going on? Then we moved on to something else.
But I'll ask you, Jase, does it get better?

Speaker 6 (18:39):
It does?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (18:41):
And it is.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
His character is your classic brilliant sort of investigator type
character but with a lot of issues.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, yeah, he is.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I'm a big fan of Mark Ruffalo and I think
he's a really good actor. My wife, he's one of
my wife what do you call them?

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Hall pass?

Speaker 6 (19:02):
Hall pass?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
So she got again, she's got two and Mark is
one of them.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Isn't the other one, Ashton Kutcher back in the day.
He's too old.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Now though, we're yeah, we're talking like twenty years ago.
She was like, Ashton Kutcher. I said, who do you
find heart? And she said, oh, Ashton Kutcher is pretty hard.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
He's about sex three or six four, modeled for Tom Ford.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
He's a good looking feller.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
It's always a bit worrying, though, when your hall pass
looks nothing like you. Yeah, you know, like if her
hall pass was you know, like, I don't know Parker.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
Off and that.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
In that regard, I do look like a bit like
Mark Ruffalo and his current character that you were talking about.
Oh yeah, you know, the pot belly, the great hairs
and all that sort of stuff like Mark Ruffle.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
Oh but yeah, no, I enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
But then after you texted me that, I was like,
did we finish that?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
What's it on?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
It's on neon? Oh okay, yeah, we don't have and
it just sort of bounces all over the show. And look,
I probably possibly would have kept on watching, except everyone
else in the room was completely over it.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
Fair enough.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, I don't want to give it a
rating yet because I haven't finished an episode. I don't
think that's fair fear enough. It's called task, yes, task, right,
I to be.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Honest with your feelers. Just had a pretty quiet night
and watched tennis.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Who you watch?

Speaker 6 (20:27):
I can't even remember who it was? Just who was
it it was? I can't even remember some foreign dude.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Oh yeah, you're onto the men's now, Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Yeah, Well, and then and then I watched a replay
of the woman's doubles.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
How's it looking over there for playing because it's in
the mid forties outrageous.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yes, So I've got this new thing at the Australian Open.
I think it's a relatively a new thing called the
sort of head gauge. Yeah, they put the roof up,
but once it gets to a certain heat, then the
all play stops.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah right, yeah, but they this is the thing. It's
still gets to forty five degrees, it's hotter on seeing
to court, and then they just keep on playing. It's
absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, but they Yeah, And they're also doing the thing
with the roof now and putting the roof favor and
they're all air conditioned in the stadiums they are, and
the top seed singer was actually getting his ass handed
to him and it was cramping up and looking like
he was going to lose his match, right, and then
they said, oh, we've reached the heat pinnacle.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
We had to start. Then they put the roof favor
clicked on the air conditioning and he clicked back into
gear after.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
The match with the air conditioning and the roof closed.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Yeah, well you should just from the get go.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
It's so stupid. It's like, oh, I've looked at the forecast.
Today's mean to be forty six degrees. Maybe we'll put
the air co on on.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's so stupid, absolutely crazy, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
It is?

Speaker 6 (21:45):
But I enjoy the Australian Open. It's great to watch.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
I watched the video about Japan.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh I did you? What was the video about? It
was it about Osaka, it.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Was about Osica, it was about it was about Hiroshima,
where I'm thinking of going on holiday later the year.
So just in some research watching little Japan travel.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's been exciting, Kez.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
It's not long ago now, man, No, it's the end
of the years.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
It's ages. Oh my god, it's so soon.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yeah, Hey, what's coming up? After five guys?

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Wow, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
You've got an interesting thing happening in your house tonight,
having you're Keezy and over the next five.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Days, certainly do Jason plus I believe I'll tell you
after five minutes. Ah that plus Liz from the Bess
is coming in for a year and two and they
are massive at the moment. They were on Jimmy Kimmel
Live recently.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Wow, it's huge, pretty big.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
The hold aching Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Welcome back here as a backbones hope you're surviving your
Wednesday afternoon on this glorious summer's day in Auckland City.
You're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Rebuild, GARYA.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Cravey the Street who freshly made with Rieburger.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Scrumpus.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Why do we keep saying just Auckland City because we
go to the whole country.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
It's a beautiful day and city.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
But then, how do people like the cargo feel hearing there? Oh?

Speaker 6 (23:03):
Not good?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
But Jase doesn't care about that.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Oh okay, my thinking stops on the fringes of Auckland.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
P Yeah, right, Okay, Razor back road, Razor back road. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so you don't give a crap about like South islandon
was I was.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Merely letting the rest of the country know that in
Auckland City today it's a beautiful day.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
But if we're going to do that, I think we
then have to say an in Hamilton it's a nice day,
and in Wellington it's an okay day.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Three four eight three?

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Do you like the fact that Jase tells you what
the weather is like in Auckland on the air every hour? Yes?

Speaker 8 (23:38):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
That's that's a good question. That's not quite because because
we could we can share it around it. But for example,
we could say, on this beautiful day, and shall we
go with doat Bore and it is twenty four degrees today,
a little bit of claire.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
An observation the day is in Auckland City today and say, hey,
it's a beautiful da.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
No, totally, I get it. And to be honest, personally,
I love it, he loves it.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
And let's be honest, fellaws. We haven't had much good
weather to be banging on about, have we.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
But why can't we say, on this beautiful day in
New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
I don't want to assume that it's beautiful everywhere.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah, right, it's shocking because it has been shocking in
some places, and then it seems like you're kicking people
in their downcas.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Right, why don't we say the Big Show brought to
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Speaker 2 (24:35):
Look, I don't know, Jason.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
We'll let the people people three four eight three. In
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Speaker 2 (24:42):
Hell, yes, Une, turn it up.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
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Speaker 3 (24:51):
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The time thirteen minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Fellas pretty exciting times for me. On tonight they land,
I think close to ten pm or something.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Got to go pick them up. But some friends of
ours are staying at our place for five nights.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Lovely couple. Yeah, long shift, there's a long shift. Yeah,
but they're bringing a six month old human child.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
Not have made it this.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
I think it's theirs.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I think the child.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yeah, so we're having it's the first time I've ever
had a baby sleepover at old Keesy's house. Yeah, and
I'm not you know, like obviously I'm in my mid
thirties and you guys are being on about how you
want a grand kid and blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I don't want a grand kid or Jason, Well, it's
not so much me.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
It's my partner.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah yeah, Jason's wife kid. Yeah, not his wife as partner,
Oh your partner.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Anyway, so I got a six month old staying and
you literally have no idea how to prepare for this stuff.
Like my wife and I were talking, We've never had
a baby stay before, so and we talked to the parents.
I'll just put down something on the floor in our
room and she could just sleep there. And newspaper in
your paper down in your room, No in their rooms.
So yeah, we're just in the corner. We put down

(26:06):
some newspaper.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, you could just take out a drawer if you've
got a set of draws that you're not using and
just stuff that with newspaper.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Maybe, oh, like out of the Duchess, Out of the
DUCHESSA put it on the ground stuff it with newspaper. Yes, okay,
I put like a bowl out with some lolly, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Okay, is there anything else I need?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Sweet? Just give them a screen? Yeah okay, you know,
a iPad or a phone or a TV. They trip out, man,
because the thing about babies is everything's amazing to them.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
So now imagine what about you know they're watching the
Lego movie? Yeah? Yeah, just really fast?

Speaker 4 (26:45):
What if I put the PlayStation in their room?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I mean it's kind of wasted on them, really, because
I don't have the motor skills you just need.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, so you could just play one of your games
on it. You have it playing in the background, some
kind of Movi.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
That's it, right.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
I don't know what Blooding Guts is and maybe not
the busy ones obviously that you do, but but other
ones have to go buy a.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
New game then, right okay?

Speaker 4 (27:10):
And then like in terms of sleeping through the night, yes,
that should be.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Fine, right, It varies from child to child, but no, no,
you won't be sleeping through the night.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
How separated are you from this couple that are going
to be staying with you? In terms of where are
they sleeping we're in.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
The same house.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
Yeah, no, you're not to hang on.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Can I ask these Yeah, this is not too personal.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
I'm going to go ahead and say it probably is.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
But yes, you know, are you and your wife?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yes, you cannot ask that question.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Looking at this is a situation that, oh, we could
see what it would be like having.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
A little bubber in the house, bubba in the house,
a little keysy. No, we're not. You're not looking at it,
you know, because I tell you what, there would be
very very few people on the face of the earth
that have ever actually gone through the exercise of saying,
you know what, I'm going to get mate to come
over with your baby and live with me for a week,

(28:05):
and then I'm going to see if I'm actually interested
in evan a child. Well, just on, you just think
you should and then you do. Yeah, madness, it is madness.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
On that.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Back in the day when my wife and I we
had hundreds of kids, and we ran a little business
called Borrow my Baby, Yes, And it was for people
that were thinking about possibly having a kid, right and
they weren't sort of sure how they're going to cope
with it, so we'd give them our baby, and then
they'd look after it for a given whatever time that
they we're paying for a month, two months, three months,

(28:34):
six months, six months, and then at the end of
it they're like, oh no, yeah, oh yeah, that was
let's go to the you know, let's go to bed
and make a baby.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Wouldn't they if they had your baby for six months
when they get quite attached to your baby?

Speaker 6 (28:47):
Oh, sometimes they did.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to make sure that that's
in the contract that it doesn't matter if you do
get attached, you still have to give it better.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
You have to pay for more months, yes, yeah, otherwise yeah,
like a subscript service.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
I never thought about it like that. I guess this
is good you should be thinking about because I know
that you're in the planning stages at the moment.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Maggie, I'm not in the planning station, are you are.
You've announced You've announced that I'm becoming a father. I
think about four times on the show. Yeah, sorry, no,
I'm not in the planning stages. I'm not becoming a father.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Mum's the word.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Oh god, I'm.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Gonna get it for sect me just despite Mogi, no, no,
no need.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
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Speaker 3 (29:42):
The Pixie's here on the Radio hold Archy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is exactly twenty five minutes
past five o'clock, which means it's time.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
For Oscar Chat with Old Moggie there.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
Yeah, how good.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
By the way, pug Soun's here and pug Son as well.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, getting films so good? That one so good. We're
talking about the Academy Awards that are happening next month
are actually March the fifteenth, They're happening over in Los Angeles, yes,
and specifically we're talking about the Best Film nominations, which
are all the nominees have been came out like last

(30:36):
week or something like that. The top they now do
ten nominees for Best Film, which is a lot, and
they do that in the hope that more people actually
care about the Academy Awards, which most people nowadays don't
care about it all. Is that where you fall, Keys,
how do you feel about the Academy That My.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Thought towards the Academy Awards is it's cool if for
New Zealander gets something or gets even nominated and whatever,
win's Best Picture. I think I must watch that at
some stage. I simply must. I don't care unless Will
Smith slaps someone. I don't really care.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
That was a good one. What about you, hoodie Jane?

Speaker 6 (31:05):
I can give or take. Yes, really, to be honest,
I mean I haven't come up on the on the television.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I might watch a bit of it, but I don't
get overly infused by you know, people congratulating.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Them, so certainly don't sit down and watch it. Yeah, yes,
but anyway, the nominees are out for Best Picture.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
They are The Secret Agent, never heard of It, Bogonia, Begoniagonia,
ham Net, Hamnet. I feel you're just making putting words
together sentimental value, no, Frankenstein. Ah, yes, the Del Toro,

(31:44):
that's right, which I've not seen. You guys have seen that,
haven't y?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I haven't Netflix. One Battle after another, so it's on
Netflix made it is and something I work with quite
a lot. Kate Harley has been nominated for Best Costume
for that, so I'm very excited for her to potentially
absolutely one Battle after another. We have seen that, Pugs.
That was the best thing I watched last year. Wow, yeah,
yeah it really is. Yeah, that one Jay's Train dreams.

(32:09):
Oh great, yeah, Joey. They didn't get nominated for Best Actor.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
What's Trained Dreams about? Is that about a guy who
dreams about trains all the time like Moggi?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
No, it's about a guy that loses so many loves
very dearly and never quite pulls it back together.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
It's not a very good title. Then it's nothing to
do with trains. Marty Supreme, Ah, Timothy Shamalama, ding Dong
all right, very popular, and then the final two are
sinners and the reason why you're here pokes on if
one starring Brad pitt.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Formula one the movie has been nominated.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Has been nominated for Best Picture, one of the top
ten pictures of the year.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
Wow, your reaction kind of sees everything easy. The fact
that you were questioning even then.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Because I know that Formula one the movie, having not
seen it. They've got Brad pittner, which is cool. It'll
just be like a kind of two hour long sort
of actually bit of lighthearted, but not really that high
quality thing with Brad pitt looking really hot, with him
looking hot in racing cars and stuff. I never thought
it would be best picture quality, and it's not you're right, one.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Hundred percent agree.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
That movie enraged me when I watch it and I thought,
there's no possible way that it's going to be best picture.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Right, It's not even that you thought there was no
possible way. Thought never even occurred to you, because of
course it won't be, And somehow it was.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
Now Bogonia?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Is it the stone One's name? Was there another one
of his?

Speaker 6 (33:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yes, Jesse Plemmons in it as well. I was going
to watch it the other night on Apple or priming
fourteen bucks.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
So we bag her off.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
What to watch?

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Freaking juicy Lemons?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
What is it? Pegonia?

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Begonias? What's that like? Pak sound a good film?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
I listen. I haven't seen Bugonia. There's only a few
on that list that I've seen.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
But has anyone seen Hamnet?

Speaker 7 (33:58):
I haven't seen Hamnet filming scale, though, I think it's
going to We're going to get.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
To those ones Jay's, I think. But the main thing
here was to moan about brad Pitt. Brad Pitt just
he was there for a check. The whole thing was
just one big fat check.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
It was that entire movie.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
It was it's it's technically they say it's amazing because
of the cameras that they used, Jason, the filming, the
speeds that they got up to the way they filmed
the action as the cows went around the track. I
didn't really care.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
I didn't really.

Speaker 7 (34:28):
I think the technology was clever, and the way that
they were able to incorporate real Formula one events into
the movie in order to make it as accurate as
possible was great. But the thing that pissed me off
about it was everything interesting that could happen in Formula
one happened in that movie. Right, So now I don't
need to ever watch If One ever again be d
It was everything in that movie.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
It was all of the dramas, but it was without
you caring. Yeah it is a blockbuster, but it's not.
And you're saying the action keysy, it's an action movie, yes,
but it's not a good action movie. If this is
going to be an nominated, then the Last Boy Scout
should have been nominated. Die Hard should have been nominated. Well,
die Hard should have been nominated. See what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
Yes, just on the technical side of things. What was
that one war.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
They did some pretty cool stuff with the cameras on
that I recall you know, but it was also a great,
great movie.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Yeah, and your performance in that, Jase was magnificent.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Thank you, Yeah, I was, yeah, I was happy with it.
Yeah you mean Sean Pin.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
By the way, coming up next, Liz from the Baths
is coming.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
Oh how good?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodark.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Is indeed sound garden there on the Radio Darchy Big Show.
This glorious, beadful Wednesday afternoon, a very special treat. We've
got Liz from the Beths in the studio with us.
Get a Liz Hell's life.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
It's me, That's I'm Liz. Nice to be here.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
That was really good and natural.

Speaker 8 (35:58):
Yeah, I'm a professional.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Credit.

Speaker 8 (36:01):
I'm glad you've noticed.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Have you been enjoying this glorious days. Let's start off there.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
A little bit of weather chat. Have you been doing
some with a chat lately?

Speaker 8 (36:09):
I love whether chat?

Speaker 6 (36:12):
Who doesn't?

Speaker 8 (36:12):
Yeah, you're crazy if you don't.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
We're going to start off for the universe. We'll start
with weather chat and then we'll ease our way into
sleep chat as well. That's two specialties on the show.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (36:21):
How are you sleeping?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
At the moment? Is everything good on that phone, or
you were nervous, sort of anxious sleeper like Mogi and I.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
How could you sleep before such an interview as this.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
You wouldn't be the first to be intimidated by being
on the big show.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Good Liz Chris here, what keasy? Great to have you
in studio. Obviously we're here to chatting about the fact
that you guys about to go on a Messa tour
of all back home? Man, how does that feel?

Speaker 8 (36:46):
It feels very good. We've played a lot of shows
elsewhere and I felt very It felt kind of shameful
to not have announced a new Zealand show for.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Over a long Yeah. While you were gone, everyone's been
talking about you behind your bet. Yeah, and the fact
that you haven't heard it too.

Speaker 8 (37:00):
We're here now, yeah, you know the rumors come come back.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Well, now you're back, so people will be happy about
what people were.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Saying to me, Magie. This has changed, man, since the
bets have become massive and you, guys, would you has
has your success been greater than you anticipated?

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Yes, because now I'm being serious, you guys are pretty huge.

Speaker 8 (37:25):
We're pretty Yeah, you're extremely rich to get into any
rock but you know when we first started, we were like,
we would like to play the Wami Bar in fifty
countries and then we will have achieved the dream. And
we've we've ticked We ticked that off a little while ago,
so we've had to make some new goals.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Yeah, well what are those goals for the bit from
the Beths?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
What are they?

Speaker 8 (37:50):
We keep?

Speaker 6 (37:51):
We keep?

Speaker 8 (37:52):
Do we keep? We keep meeting them, which is frustrating,
as you can imagine. You had the big show. Yeah,
I don't know. We we played We did a it's
called a late night show recently, which is a big tick.
Get Jimmy Kimmel.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Oh how good.

Speaker 8 (38:06):
It was fun see the behind the scenes of how
they make a television show.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Because getting on those late night shows for years has
always been a big deal. Of course, Litterman was always
the one. You know, you wanted to get it on
Letterman back in the day.

Speaker 8 (38:18):
Oh my god, I was so sad when he returned.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
I was like, now I'll be on little Jimmy Kimmel
is probably the next best thing, and so many like
iconic performances like the Food Fighter is. One of their
first ever big performances was on Letterman back in the
nineties and things like that. So getting on Jimmy for
the Best, How was that for you guys?

Speaker 8 (38:33):
It feels it was.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
It was.

Speaker 8 (38:35):
It was a good get and it was but it
was crazy though. We like we we booked it and
then a week after we had like just confirmed it.
A week after that, you got taken off the air
and we were like, and then he got back on
the air, so we re rebooked it.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Think and did they get in did they reach out
to you or are you submitting applications to get on there?

Speaker 8 (38:54):
I think it's both. We have we have we have
a team now, is you know, furiously emailing and getting
on the on the phone on the blower whoever's in charge.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yes, I remember in terms of let them and you know,
do you know the band Future Islands, good band, good band?
They had an extraordinary because their lead singer I can't
remember his name, as just the ultimate front man and
they just went batshit crazy and I remember it just
erupted everywhere. I'd probably launched them. Have you noticed a

(39:22):
significant sort of change and people listening to you since
that the Jimmy Kimmeltan.

Speaker 8 (39:27):
All of these things. It's like a little, a little
bump like everything that you do. But yeah, I remember
I remember firstly watching I think I feel like Liam
Finn was on.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, like wow, that's right.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Concords were on there and that blew my mind. Yeah,
and oh my goodness. And you guys have tacked that
off now, I mean, like, what is there left for
you guys? Or do you just shut it down now
that you're at the top.

Speaker 8 (39:49):
Yeah, I think we were retiring. This is announcing.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Well, you don't retire as a band, you break up
as a band.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
So there needs to be.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Some sort of weird tension going on, or someone's heading
the booze too hard or smashing into the drugs type thing,
rather than just going, oh, we've achieved even them, We're
just going to shut it down now.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
You don't want to do if she had and just
sort of call it quits because you're over it. You know,
you need to have a horrendous argument publicly.

Speaker 8 (40:22):
Yeah, but if you do she had, you get to
have a really big I went to the home Brow
the Homebrew note that they that they did, Oh my gosh,
that was great.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Or you could do what Kess do
and do their final tour ever.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
Years and then you yeahs open the window to do
another one, do another lust tour over.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
We've got Liz here from the Best, bloody exciting. We're
going to go to a tune of yours now, this
one is Metal from the Mess. What can you tell
us about this tune before we do play it for
the listeners out there.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
It's us kind of letting ourselves go a full jangle,
which is something we've kind of dabbled with, but it
was really fun to go full jangle, go full.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Jangle, turn it out, turn it up.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darky.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Chem Fellers, geez hey. And coincidentally, we've got Liz from
the Best with us and they're about to do a
tour of New Zealand and we were talking in the
break there. Listen, you are pumped, you're fired up for it.

Speaker 8 (41:23):
I'm fired up to play.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
And yes, there are a whole heap of shows going
on two in Wellington. That's where it starts, thirteenth and
fourtength of March at Miao Nui. They got to Dunedin
to the glen Roy Auditorium, christ Church at James hay
On Sunday the twenty second of March and then Nelson
as well, and you're playing up in Auckland as well.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
Is it correct?

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Yeah? Two shows at the power Station Boom.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
But I believe is it is it sold out? I've
heard well one of them, so you gotta get.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
In that quick, smart.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Yeah, just on that with the touring around there, Now
that you're huge rock and roll stars, what are you
traveling around? And have you got a sick van or
you're in a sick bus? What do you take a plane?

Speaker 8 (42:02):
In New Zealand where I think we'll be, We'll be
taking a sick plane. Unfortunately, I wish we had a
cool van, but it's it's just quite a long way.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Picture a band like the Bess driving around and sort
of like the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo, but like
that like a retro van. It's cutted out, it's got
your riding on the side, and it's got like the
couches in the back and stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah, I'm thinking more. I've got more of a picture
of like a massive bus, you know, you know that's
got all sorts of plants and stuff in it, and
bongs and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:36):
We travel in a bus in the in the States
because there you do just drive everywhere. Buses they are
that we're usually when your breakdown once a yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Right, and as a driver also a mechanic, they have.

Speaker 8 (42:49):
To maintain the bus. And it's it's strange, it's it's
a strange career to have. Is like driving the bus.
You drive through the night and the band and all
the crew on the bus sleep through the night. And
it's a strange lifestyle and its strange people in.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
The States too, it's so far between every destination right
New Zealand, it's a few hours to get from Auckland
down to like Todng or Wellington or wherever you're going.
I see here as well that you're about to head
over to Japan and play. Yeah, so yeah, you're playing
in Tokyo. Then you're going to Ausica as well, which
is very exciting.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
You.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Well, what's it like playing to an audience and have
you experienced it with it maybe English as their second language.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
Well, it's I mean you say that, but we've played
a lot of places, like we've played in Europe and
Hong Kong stuff. I guess a lot of people speak English,
and particularly if they're listen to our music, they probably
have at least a passing and standing, which is which
is very nice. Most a lot of people are bilingual trilingual.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yeah, and also I suppose it's it's more about the music, right,
So if it sounds good, then that's what matters.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
But also you must get.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Very universal language music.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Man, did you invent that's true?

Speaker 8 (43:53):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
I'm making that tattooed just quickly, just before you jumped
in there. Do you ever get surprised when you do
go to a country like, for example, Japan you've not
played there yet, but especially if English isn't the first language,
and then you find these all these people around the
world listening in places that you're just like, what the heck?
How have we got fans here?

Speaker 6 (44:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (44:13):
It's it's pretty it's pretty great, it's beautiful. It does
make me regret choosing the Beths as a name. It's
maybe the hardest couple of words to pronounce in almost
every other language. You go to France and they're like
Germany and they're like a thebet like, it's not it's
not I apologize the world.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Well, in relation to Kisi's question, which I was gonna
ask presumably, though, when you're touring around the world and stuff,
you look at places and go, hey, have we got
a following there?

Speaker 8 (44:44):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Is it worth us actually going? You must crunch the numbers,
as they say.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
Yeah, there's just data driven. It's very That's what we're
all about as a band is data. And yeah, you
want to go where people want you to go. But
we have going to Brazil here, which is what everybody's
always saying, is key to Brazil. But I'd love to
go there.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
See bloody exciting stuff.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Never, Yeah I would.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
I'm trying to say I would never say that without
saying never, but I can't.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Ye true if you are interested in hitting along to
see any of those shows. Once again, the best are
performing in Dunedin, christ Church, Nelson, Wellington and Auckland as well,
which is bloody exciting.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Where's the best place to go?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Because the best dot com Ford Slash Tour has literally
everything you guys are doing. Is that probably the best
place to go?

Speaker 8 (45:30):
Yeah, we do have an official website. That's a brag.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
That's pretty cool. Is that a dot com or a
dot co dot m z.

Speaker 8 (45:37):
Yeah, it's a dot com.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
You go to the Auckland Show, are you actually? Yeah,
totally because you say you're going to do stuff and.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
You never do. Ye there.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Yeah, he's also angling for a free ticket, so don't
give him one, all right.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah my campaign? All right, he's got that dog squad money,
you know, show dog Squad. No, we'll send you a
few seasons through.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
It's on TV and Diddy's voice. It's like Police Dogs,
the drama a Gang of View.

Speaker 8 (46:10):
This is on your IMDb page.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Then what's that?

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Liz?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
What an absolute pleasure. All the best for you tour.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
I hope you have a great time.

Speaker 8 (46:18):
Thanks so much for having me pleasure.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on radio.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
You know, the one thing that strikes me about Liz
from the Best, and I think a part of their
success is they come across as very humble, down to
earth kind of people, super chill, super chill, and I
think people really relate to that. I looked, I was

(46:46):
watching her throughout that interview, and she reminded me of
my daughters around that whole generation, and they're all pretty
chill and cool.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
And laid back.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I think that's a part of their success. Feel Sure
and they make great music.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Yeah, a lot of people in their twenties, because I'm
in my thirties now, so I'm I know a few
songs from the bits. But the people in their twenties
freak out when they hear that we're interviewing someone from
the Beth.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
So you know, Yes, my daughters were like, yeah, are
you seeing me? Totally? Yeah, Hey, no, listen coming up
after six o'clock. A bit of stoic philosophy for all
those people, you know, struggling out.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
In the world.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Yeah, just a bit of imparting, a bit of wisdom.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
I think I'm going forward to this.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Also the result of the Big.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Poll Yes and meet petting up sixty nine giving out
some other advice helping everyone.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
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tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
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Speaker 4 (47:47):
Sure is Jay summing good times and good food Dinad
or take away Reburger Today. Yeah, ya yam, Yeah. Today
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for congratulations.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
It's the one brother. So going out for a meal tonight?

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Yea yeah, good start?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
What present? Sorry? What present did you get? Your misses? There?
Did you get a present? So it's your anniversary today.
I heard people are talking out in the office and
I heard it was your wedding anniversary.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
I just told you, no, we don't do anniversary gifts.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Oh it's interesting.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Oh yeah, well certainly from my wife's perspective. But is
it definitely a thing?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yeah, not only is it a thing, but there there's
their themed for every year, right, So I think the
first year is paper paper. Yes, I'm pretty sure of that.
So I write like a poem on the paper for
the first year. That would be one way of doing it. Actually,
I'm just having to look at it. Their here, kyzy. Traditionally,
your third wedding anniversary gift is leather.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
Leather. Oh perfect, Magie.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Maggie's new leather sandals. What do you want me to
do with those?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Give those to my wife, to your wife or some
sort of some sort of leather gift. You probably got
something like out there. What about like a leather like
nine tails can nine tails?

Speaker 6 (49:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (49:11):
I was going to say, like a yeah, like a
leather outfit, like seen a Worrior princess thing.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Yeah, yeah, I get that for her leather, the leather symbolizers,
I should say durability, strength and flexibility.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Hey, hey, hey babe, have you advised I got you
a saddle? Kidd gidding out? Yeah, I won't flag the gift.
Ye're not her face, she read.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Said.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Also, do you how much saddles are? They're really expensive.
You'll be able to pick one out, man, Yeah, something
like that, a half priced one.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Hey. Do you like the Smashing Pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Rocky Big Show week days from four on Radio HODAK.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
You's there on the Radio hod Ache Big Show. This
beautiful Wednesday evening.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Hey, fellas, This Friday, seven thirty pm, the Breakers are
taking on Melbourne United. It is a home game, so
it's going to be at Spark Arena. It's also Tom
Abercrombie's Jersey retirement game. Yes, if you'd like to win
a spot for you and three mates courtside for that
on the backbone bench, text the word bench to three
four eight three and you get free food and beverages
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Speaker 2 (50:27):
How good, Pretty damn good?

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Now, Fellers, I've went a little deck out the front
of my house.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
What a little deck, Oh, Dick?

Speaker 6 (50:35):
Can I sit up there?

Speaker 3 (50:36):
And I look at the vegetation and stuff and on
one of the side tables that's been sitting there for about,
without a joke, three years as a stoic philosophy book, right,
And I read.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
It about three years.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
I started reading it about three years ago, and then
I stopped reading it.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
And I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
I don't know, because I was actually enjoying it. And
there's sayings, you know, for each and every day, right,
and you've three sixty five. There's three hundred and sixty
five of them.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
I love that. And a stoic Who are the stoics? Stoics?

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Who are the Epictitis Aurelius Schwartzenegger. Hang on, just listen
a Roman Times?

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Right, okay, so they are famous people from Roman times? Yes, well, okay, philosophers.
Philosophers are not always philosophers.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
They were you know, rulers, a lot of them.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Right.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Well, adult Swartznig is an actor, and I thought.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
It might be a good thing actually to bring onto
the show every now and then a bit of sort
of stoicism stoicism philosophy that might help some people. The
one I've got today is this the.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Stoic reigan of the Day.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
With Hoidy j And it's from I.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Did you hit wait?

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Sorry Ips, because Mogie drives a teita epic titis tis right?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Okay, yeah, all right?

Speaker 6 (52:01):
I mean, if we're going to do this, can we
grow up with it? Let's just said, epic, this is
a serious business, keys, is it? Yes?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
And his saying was, it's not things that disturb us,
it's our interpretation of them. Case in point, for example,
Mogi's new leather sandals. Right, because the leather sandals in
and of themselves are neither good nor bad. They are

(52:33):
neither terrible nor fantastic. But what makes them those things
is what I perceive them to be or how I
interpret them.

Speaker 8 (52:43):
Right.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
For example, the sandals by themselves are nothing, They're unobjectionable,
but because I put my own interpretation of right, they
are a horror show.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
That's how I then feel.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
About something that doesn't have any of those qualities. It's
what I'm putting on his new leather sandals.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
It's what you were bringing what I'm doing the relationship
the sandals bring nothing to the relationship. They only exist
exactly right.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
So what about, for example, can you zoom out and say, like,
something that's definitely bad, like a car crash, sure is
neither good nor bad. It's about how I perceive it.
So I know it's pretty bad.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Well, yes it's bad, but especially.

Speaker 9 (53:29):
If it's an epictetter that's involved. But your shirt, Keysy, Okay,
here we go. Yeah again, it's neither good nor bad.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Can be the saying again, it's not things that disturb us,
it's our interpretation.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Of them, that's right. So Keysy's example of a car
crash that is not a thing or an item. There
is an event, Okay, yes.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
And your shirt is a thing, for example, and it's
neither good nor bad. But for me, I look at
it and I go, Keysy's off the church, and that's
not either a good or bad thing.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Yeah, it's just but it's my perception of it.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
But in and of itself, your shot is just a shit.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
It's either good nor bad, all right.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
So basically the lesson is it's what we our own
thoughts and what we bring to things that actually disturb us.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
It's not the thing itself.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
It's good to know trying not to be offended by things.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yes, yeah, okay, The Hierarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Darkey.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Page against the Machine there on the radio Hoedarkey Big
Show this Wednesday evening.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Hey fellas, do you feel like going to a gig
giggity giggity giggity.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Yes I do, Yeah, yes, I do.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
What are you doing March twenty first, I'm busy.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Ah, yeah, I'm going to the manuc of Fuel Symphony
Ah Festival. He gets it, so he gets it. I'd
love to, but I don't get what gig you've got on?
Off of your keys. This one's going to be the
best gig on that day.

Speaker 9 (55:00):
Now.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Well, Morgie, it's funny you say that because I was
actually talking about that. Yeah, the Manuca Festival. Jason, Oh
that sounds right up my you love it.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
When I ever think whenever I think like live giant
festivals with music in a big park, I think hood
j Yeah, it's technical at the Auckland domain of domain.
Yeah's technically. Why what's wrong with that?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
It's beautiful there?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I mean, how big are we talking here? There's going
to be heaps of people. What do you think I'll
be able to find a park?

Speaker 4 (55:31):
No, I don't park.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Well, actually I'll be in the CBD then, so I
could just.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Walk look, yeah, genuinely you could.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
Yes, you go.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Otherwise I'd suggest texting there or catching a train or.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
A bus or something like on the on the work account, yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Just on your account with your money.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
I've only got to work one.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Have you only got to work with such a lie? Such?

Speaker 4 (55:53):
It is happening March twenty first at the Auckland Domain
and we want to invite you and have made along
as well as our v I B guest. Now do
you can you guess what the bee stands for? I mean,
if I had to guess, I would say that's backbone.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
It's just the one that you went to last year?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Used sorry? Was that the one you went too with
PAGs last time? And you got really yeah, piece of content.
That's a right, Actually a great time at the old
Symphony there. That's the one where I was in VIP
drinking lots of free drinks and then the security guard
came and was like can I see your pass? And
then looked at it was like, ah, you're not supposed
to be in here, and I almost got kicked out,
but then it was a misunderstanding.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah, then I have a VIP section. Then nah, I
was in the VIP and I was supposed to be
in the.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
Sense.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
If you are keen to win this prize, it includes
flights from anywhere in New Zealand, hotel and VIP tickets
for you and a mate. Just head to Hidaky Dot
codo INSI and into there. The Darky crew will be
in there as well, having a good time. The lineup
includes the Black Seeds, the Exponents, Nice and Earlich, Made
You Look, Kaylee Bell, hot Tub, Time Machine, Shape Shifter, Peaking,
Faithless and Symphony Number seve. That's a hell of the lineup,

(57:04):
all line it's huge. I'd go just to see, you know,
three of those groups. I'd go just to see Shapey's right,
because that excellent. But the symphony performance is the one
you want to wait for, just as the sun goes down,
the full Symphony orchestra. It's amazing. Get us out from
the drawer.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
The Hierarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
In four on Radio Holarchy.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
That you go your mad Basards. That's a big show
done and Dustin for your Wednesday night. What's the podcast
out tro clip today?

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Kezy Today's outro podcast clip Chase, which comes out at
seventh thirty tonight. By the way, if you want the
full podcast, it's just called summary Summarie Here you go?

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Is it to him? Swere that flies by?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Man?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Tell you what? Four minutes on Hoodie Jo's here cut
five minutes on Matt Heath Nazy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
So there was an outline of the podcast outro, and
there was also some other stuff in there involving who
Howdy J looks like from a classic TV show.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Yes, we'll be getting more into that tomorrow. County's good.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Hey now listen, fellows. We had a big poll today.
We did Mogi's new leather sandals.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
Yes or no?

Speaker 4 (58:27):
The voting is happening on the Instagram page. What's your
guys gut feel on this one?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Look, I'm going to take a loss. I feel like
maybe the biggest year I did is I was the model,
I was the art director. I was the art director,
and I don't think that the position I took for
the photo painted either myself or my sandals or Hoidy J.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
In the best light I am I in it am
I I was going to say sixty forty years. Actually matter,
Oh were you yes, sixty forty years.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
I'll go the other way.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
I'll go the opposite sixty forty No, the answer is
sixty five percent.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Say no, oh cool, thirty years. People are backbones totally.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
DJ on Instagram says that you should pair it with
your wife sonnies.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Yes, agreed, agreed.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Then for reference one time, OGGI twice was wife's Sonny's
without realizing for about five hours and they were like
really pointy females.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Oh that was female, and then you took them off.
Was like, hang on. I was like, what there you go?
So there you go? Do you go?

Speaker 6 (59:34):
The people have had this saying they have matem but
you do you men?

Speaker 4 (59:38):
I will be Jay's just quickly you've got a small
piece of chip and your left eyebrow. Wow, a small
piece of potato. Yeah, it's gone excellent.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Thanks for that, gazy.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Do you know you don't want to go home and
your wife knows you've been here?

Speaker 6 (59:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:52):
I got hipped by eyebrows.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Actually, the bar, the mahedress, it does the eyebrows.

Speaker 6 (59:57):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
It's good, isn't it?

Speaker 8 (59:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:59):
What your eye where I was down.

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
I was like hell yeah, see yes, tomorrow bye.