FULL SHOW: Sleeping Over With Me, Keyzie

On today's show, Jase has an addiction idea, Mike had a huge date last night and Keyzie gets absolutely done.

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(00:00) Intro:  The date afterglow
(03:51) Keyzie's Uber Debacle
(09:00) Your thoughts!
(12:24) WYR
(16:14) TV
(21:29) Intro: Voucher chat
(22:58) The Vouchers
(28:52) Name our beer!
(32:02) Sleeping Over With Me, Keyzie
(39:45) Intro: Dinner plans
(42:10) WYR
(46:40) Jase's vape fix
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hodaki Big Show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
This is big. This is the Chowdhury Big Show. Really big.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh, g'day, you mad bastards.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Great to have your company this gloomy Thursday afternoon. It
is the 3rd of September, 2026, and you, my friends,
as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you
by Reburgers.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that will change
the game.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Mmm, yummy. Yeah, great stuff, great stuff.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Speaking of great stuff, I tell you what, I've had
a few walks around the city today. She's heating up.
I'm getting spring vibes, and I'm looking across the studio
desk here, and I see old Mogi's down to his.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
T-shirt, and I love that. I love it. I just
love it. How are you going, Moggy, you stallion?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh, I'm not going very grouse, you mad dog, you
sick son of a beat. A bit tired lately, man.
I've been a bit tired in the dumps. Bad sleeps?
Pretty good sleep last night.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
But I don't know, busy brain or what's going on there.
I've got really buffy hair at the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, I'm not loving the hair. It's terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I've got an appointment for it, Keezy, so I'm going
to sort it out, brother. But it just sort of
brings me down, you know. People don't want to be
looking at old Mogi with his buffy hair. Nobody likes
buffy hair.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Your buff head?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Speaking of buffy hair, it's old Keezy over there.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Keezy's got a hat on at the moment because he's
got a case of the buffy hair as well.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Have you got a case of the buffs? Yeah, I've
got a case of the buffs. Have you got an
appointment booked in? Monday. That's too far away for you, man,
because that hair's a shocking.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Bastard. What the hell is wrong with you two?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Go, good there.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Me and Moggy are on a good buzz, man.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
We're just vibing, man. We went out on a date
last night. We're sort of glowing in the aftermath of it, man.
But you're not in a buzz. You're both bitching about, oh,
my hair's not right. And then you bagged our hair
as well.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Well, only because you were bagging it. Exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
How are you, Jase?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, I'm great, thanks, fellas. Clearly in a hur of
a mood. Feeling really good. My hair's looking sharp-ass.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I was just going to say, man, pretty shocking on
the buffness.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
But no, very well, thanks, fellas. Can't complain. Oh, good. Hey,
what's coming up on the show, Mogi? What's happening on
The Big Show with Old Mogi?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Fellas, it's another opportunity to get yourself into the draw
for our Would You Rather competition we're running at the moment.
You could be going to the football final in Sydney,
or you could be going to Mount Panorama for the
big race. We've been very vague about it, but it's
Waz or Cars, essentially, Keezy. Listen out for the cue
to call.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
When you can be in with a chance to win, man.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Outside of that, I noticed here on our document, because
we run a document, it says, Mogi sharpens his pencil.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
No idea what that means, but we'll get into that
later on, fellas. And coming up next, Keezy had a
hot date, not just with me, but with an Uber driver.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Well, I didn't have a date with an Uber driver.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well, did you call him up and did he come over?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
I didn't call him.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
I messaged him.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's all making sense now.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
I slid into his DMs.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
The hooded eyes, the messy hair, the stubble. The denim jacket.
I'm putting the pieces together.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, I shagged the Uber driver.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Here's the black keys.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yes, indeed. Nirvana there on the Hodaki Big Show this
Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
The time is 4.12pm.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Hey, fellas, can I get your opinion on something?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Probably.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Something that happened to me. So I Ubered here today, right?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Why did you do that, Keith? Because I'm... Got a
few beers in you.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
I'm judging a Battle of the Bands type thing tonight.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, right. How good.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Which in the role does involve me getting free beers.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Right.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
But they did say, hey, responsibly.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
And I said, of course.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes. Is that why you got your Tony jacket on?
Because it's like pretty rock and roll.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Hey.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Is that right? Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Okay, I'm up to speed. Yeah, cool.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
And that stuff's really important. It's important you know that
stuff because it's crucial to the story. Came outside, right?
Uber's outside. Hey, Uber's here. Cool. Walk outside. He's standing
five meters away from my house.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
What'll he look like?

Speaker 5 (04:20):
With his back to me.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Doing wheeze in my garden.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's all GA.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Apparently.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Apparently.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
The reality.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
And 3483 on the text line there, keen to get
your thoughts. Every text in the drawer for 50 bucks, Reburger.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Look, I have sympathy for the guy because here's the reality, fellas,
and we've experienced this recently.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
When you need to go, you need to go.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Right.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Well, he didn't do a pug steamer in the garden.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
No, I know.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
It wasn't a pug sound special 20 minutes at a
dinner party.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
A secret steamer, yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
It's like, you know, I did a little fart when
I did wheeze this morning.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
That is so gross.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
And I... I hope this is going somewhere. This was
in the en suite.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
And I went, oh, God, that was a bit loud.
And I came out and I said to my wife,
sorry about that, darling. And she said, that's all right.
It's just your body.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah. It's perfectly natural. And again, here was this guy.
He was probably... driving people all over the place. And
then he's like, jeez.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yeah, it's more of a like right outside my house
as I'm coming out the front door, he's there pissing.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, well, obviously the need was great. No, totally.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
And I get it. And I personally didn't really care.
My wife was waving me off and she's like, is
he peeing? My wife was waving me off.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Like, see ya.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Because she was standing outside the front door and just
waving until I'm out of sight.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, standing.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
It sounds like what's happening there, because normally what you
do as an Uber driver, and you've done, you and
I have both been Uber drivers, Joe's taxi drivers, you'd
normally take a break. You go to a servo or
something like that that's got a, what do you call
those things there?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
A toilet. A toilet. Yes.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
And you do your wheeze in the toilet. Now, what's
obviously happened there is the jobs come through.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Jobs comes through, he's seen old Keezy there and he's thought, oh,
I'll just piss in his garden, this guy. So then
he has just done you. He's absolutely done you. He's
disrespected you and he's brought great shame on your whare
and your name. And your missus is probably sitting at

(06:24):
home just head in her hands like, what have I done?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
And actually... You know, he was marking his, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
He's done you.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I'll give you an example. It's like when we play golf,
for example, with old Keezy. He goes around the golf
course like it's his land.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
And he's urinating every second hole and just spreading his
scent so that no other, you know, dude goes and
does the same.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's like, hey, this is my territory. No one's allowed here.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
So you reckon he's done that to me?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, he's absolutely done that. You've walked outside, he's urinating
in your garden. He's eyeballing you. Get in the car, man.
I'll be there in a minute.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
He wasn't eyeballing me. He just backed me. But my
wife was like, that's a bit weird, isn't it? I
was like, oh, I don't know. It's just water.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Wow, it's not.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
It's urine. But it's mostly water, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Was it a powerful stream?

Speaker 5 (07:25):
I didn't go have a look, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Right.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Just hopped in the car and waited for him.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well, no, look.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Then he went inside and washed his hands as well.
It was weird.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
What?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
No, I was going to say I give you. It's weird.
Give us your thoughts on 3483.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I never had that, but I never heard of that.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
No.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Do you think I should, like, do what a dog
does and go over to the spot on all fours?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
And then just lift the leg.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Look over your shoulder at it.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Look back over the shoulder. Yeah, thanks, fellas.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Oh, it's not over yet. Plenty more to come on this.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Nah, I think we can park it.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Here's Muse.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Red hot!

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Chili Peppers here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
The time is 25 minutes past 4 o'clock.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
In a shocking state of affairs for old Keezy yesterday,
when he ordered an Uber, he went outside when the
Uber arrived, and the Uber driver was in fact urinating.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
In his garden.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, well, it was actually today, Jase.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Oh, was it today? My apologies.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh, I thought it was on your car against your truck.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
What?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Is that not right?

Speaker 5 (08:36):
My truck doesn't have a garden. No, it was in
my garden, man.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Right, okay.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, that's a little bit better, I guess.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Because remember, you thought he was pissing on my car.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Well, I thought he was just doing you. You know,
he's absolutely done you. He's come onto your property. He's
done you. He's just urinating everywhere all over the show.
What does he care? He's probably texting while he was
doing it.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Because he's just thinking, what's this guy going to do
about it? And I want to know what you did
do about it.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Well, I mean, I sort of just went and hopped
in the car and waited for him. And then he
hopped back in and then goes, you're Chris, right? And
I was like, yeah. He's like, yeah, cool. All right,
we'll head off.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Zip.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah. Look, a lot of people texting on 3483, man.
People giving their opinions on this huge topic.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'd love to know.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
It's a disgrace.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Well, it's not really.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's done you.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
It doesn't really matter. Someone's saying here, I've been an
Uber driver for 47 years, usually just discreetly wee my
pants a bit if I really need to go.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
I've done what they do.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
See, I wouldn't do that either because then it just
smells of wee.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
When I was doing the taxi run, I just wore
a massive male diaper. Yes. Oh, right.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, so you know.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
It's like when people are gambling, you know, and they
just put their diapers on so that they don't move.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
And you had your lucky diaper, didn't you?

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
So you could use that for the taxi driving and
also for the gambling.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
When you say your lucky diaper, did you just reuse
the same one?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yes. Well, I just never took it off.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
What about this one here? G'day, guys. Urinating in public
is against the law, plus it's highly unprofessional. I'd be
complaining to Uber and ringing the police.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
The trouble is if you do that, let's say it
goes to court, it becomes public, like it gets into
the public sphere there, the media get a hold of it,
a hold of it there, Keezy, your front page, and
everybody knows that this guy's done you.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
What's the headline? Local radio DJ gets done.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Wheezy Keezy.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
No, that's not going to be the headline.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
100% it is.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
A lot of texts coming in on 3483. Ashley says,
are you complaining that he wasn't facing you?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
That's a good point, actually.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
No, it's not.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
No, I'm not complaining about that. William reckons I should
have just knocked the idiot out.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I like that. Hardcore.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Come on, man.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well, you certainly should frog march him off your property.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
How dare you? Grab him by the earlobe.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Come on, you! Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Right, but then his car was up my driveway and
outside my house.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
That's your car now.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, well, he committed a crime on your property.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
On your property. It's by rights your car. So I
can steal his car. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's a looters' right type situation. Yeah, well, that's what
I mean, yes. Under the same sort of umbrella as looters' rights.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Yeah, right, okay. Such a weird umbrella, that one. That's
a good point from Daniel here. Keezy, your house already
stinks of piss.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Does it?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Does it?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
We came there for dinner soon. I hope not.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Yeah, it does, man.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. One simple question.
One weekend of a lifetime. Would you rather... Yes, indeed.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Would you rather wars or cars? It's over to you,
New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
The NRL grand final, if the wars are there.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yes, they will be, man. I've got to feel it.
I feel it.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Fingers crossed. Or Bathurst, of course, for the great race.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
And you were saying, actually, I think it was yesterday, Mogi,
that the NRL sold out the grand final.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, yeah. Sold out a month or so ago.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
With 25% of all tickets sold going to Warriors fans.
You have to say what team you're going for. Weirdly, 10%
were going for the Broncos, who very nearly got the
wooden spoon.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
So it sort of settles down. As soon as you
know who the finalists are, everyone starts flogging off their
tickets to... to whichever fan base has actually made it
into the game.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
It actually makes sense, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
It does.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
It certainly does, Jase.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Good point.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Shall we go to the phone lines, fellas? G'day, Brad,
you mad bastard. How's life? Oh, life's good today, on site. Yeah,
good on you, mate.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
How was it yesterday? Oh, it's the same again.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, how's it looking tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Probably similar.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Okay, but it's Friday, though. Yeah, well, early, early not, maybe. Oh,
you treat yourself, man. I like it, Brad.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
But stick around for the throbber.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, yeah, do.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Yeah, stay at work until the throbber, all right, Brad?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Okay, yep.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Tell me, Brad, what do you do for a crust? Building,
I'm imagining?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I'm a water technician.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
You know one of those guys?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Kesey had one of those on his lawn today. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
No, it was just a guy doing a piss.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Did you hear about that, Brad?

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I did, I did.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
What do you think about that?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
I don't know how you'd stop that leak, though.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
What do you think about that, man? If you walk
out on your front lawn and someone's just urinated on
your lawn, do you reckon that guy's just absolutely done, Keezy,
or what? He's done Keezy a ripper.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, good on you, mate.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Good stuff, Brad.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Tell me, Brad, what are you thinking, mate? Waz or cars? Oh,
I like cars, but I'm definitely more up to art. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Good on you, Brad. Yeah, good on you, mate.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
You're in the draw. Stay on the line. Old Pugs
will look after you, all right? Cheers, guys. Good on you, mate. G'day, Justin,
you mad bastard. How's life?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, good, thanks, guys.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, good on you, mate. What do you do for
a crust, Justin?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'm a production manager.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Oh, backbone.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
What kind of TVs and movies and that sort of
thing are you?

Speaker 2 (14:01):
No, I make animal products.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Animal products. You've been suitably vague there. I like the
sound of this.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Hey, Justin, would you rather Bathurst or the NRL Grand Final, man?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Definitely the NRL, fellas.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Good on you, mate. Good on you, Justin.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Hey, you hold the line and I'll Pugsan. Pugsan will
have a damn good go at you, right?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Oh, no. Cheers, fellas. You guys have a good one, eh? Yeah,
same with you, Justin, you backbone.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Why do you say, oh, no? What's wrong?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Oh, because what did you call Pugs there, man?

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Pugsan.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Oh, no.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Instead of Pugsan.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
You're thinking about that guy today, aren't you? Yeah, the
Uber driver.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yeah, he's really thrown me.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, he is.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
To be honest, guys, I might need tomorrow off mental health.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
He's weakened you.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Because he's done me, apparently.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
That's me and you that have both been done now.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, Jess got done. Jess got done. What was that one?
You got done.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Idiot.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Idiot.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
It's when you were ordering a sandwich and a guy
came over, you asked what you'd ordered, you said the chicken,
and then he said, ugh, idiot.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Ban me.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
What if it was the same guy?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Could have been.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Have you ever been done, Mogi?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Oh, probably, man. No doubt about it.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
I think you'd remember.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
My barber.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Here's Iggy Pop.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
The Hauraki Beat Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
It'd be actually really nice to play the end of
the song just on a loop You know while you
were lying in your bed there and snuggled up and
had a bit.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Of a spoon.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Just cuddling up nice and warm there and your naked
body's just pressed against each other and.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Why's your voice changing?

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Hey, Mistalk TV! What's on the telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah!
That's right.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Didn't watch anything last night, fellas. I was out on
a date with my My best boy. Oh, Keezy over there.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah, it was a date.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Hot. No, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Sexy.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
We'll talk about it later.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Sweet.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Jay, stop being weird.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
What do you mean, man?

Speaker 5 (16:08):
And tell us what you watched on TV.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
He's been a charming bastard.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Thank you, mate.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
You better be careful, Keezy. He might just charm the
pants off of you.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Hey, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
You like that?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Keezy. All right. Yeah, hello.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
What is going on here?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
How are you talking?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Giddy up.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
What did you watch last night? Something on Samsung TV.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Alone.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
I watched Alone.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
No, it wasn't on Samsung TV, actually, Keith. It was Netflix.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
For your information.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
A doco, The Preacher's Wife. Now, as you can imagine
by the title, The Preacher... Is a piece of work.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
And he's married.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
And he's married. Yes, he is, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Wow. Good job from you, man.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
And he has a member of his congregation, a beautiful
young lady, who he's involved with.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Let me put it that way.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
And then after preaching about fidelity, about the sanctity of marriage.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
What does he do, Mogi?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
He can't help himself.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
He has an affair.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
He does, and he divorces his wife.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
The preacher's wife.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
And marries this young congregation member.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
So she's now the preacher's wife.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
So she is now the preacher's wife.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Should this have been called the preacher's ex-wife?

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
What happens?

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Does she get, she's not happy?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
It's not good.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
The preacher's new wife?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Suffice to say, their marriage is not good, and he's
a real piece of work.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh, he has another go.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Well, he's having affairs all over the shop.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Whilst preaching about.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oftentimes you find that those that make the loudest noise
or DJ got the most to hide. You're preaching to
the congregation, mate. No, I'm preaching to the choir.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
The choir, yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
What did I say?

Speaker 5 (17:59):
The congregation.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Anyway, suffice to say, it's an unpleasant story. I think
it went for three episodes.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Good stuff, though.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
And my wife and I got in, you know, we
were watching it for an episode and a half, and
it got to one of those points where it's like, oh,
I guess we have to find out what happens here.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
You know what's going to happen. It's annoying.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
And it's a terrible story.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
And quite frankly, they could have told all of those
three episodes in one.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Easily.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
That's what Netflix do.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
They drag it out.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Easily.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Two buzzies. I don't recommend.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Out of five.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
And you basically know what's happening. You know what's going
to happen. You go, he's a piece of crap, and
it's terrible.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah. Okay?

Speaker 4 (18:45):
All right.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Thanks very much.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Are you happy, Keezy?

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Could have done that all in one episode, but no,
you had to drag it out over three.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
I don't know why you're looking at me and yelling
at me about it. Um, last night, fellas, I didn't
watch anything because I was on a hot day with Mogi.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Oh, yeah. Um, but... He was.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
More on that later.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
One of the best.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Um, but this week, for the rest of the weekend,
over the weekend, um, I'm going to be supporting, uh,
someone who's very near and dear to my heart, Kirstie
from Location, Location, Location. She had a fall in the
garden yesterday, and, uh, she's in hospital with an injured foot.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
She fell over.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
She had a fall.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh, she had a fall because she's that old. You've
got a crush on her, right?

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Yeah, I've got a crush on her, so, um.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Now, coming up.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
After 5 o'clock, I gave away some vouchers that might
come dine with me.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Oh, yes. And the fellas want to, you know, put
it out there.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
I'm curious as to, like, can I actually cash in
the voucher you gave me?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Or is this a bit of a joke?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
We can put it to the audience too, you know
what I mean? What would they choose of all the
vouchers that I gave out perhaps?

Speaker 5 (19:46):
That's a good one. 100% plus, fellas. I've been invited
to a sleepover on Saturday night with a whole bunch
of fellas.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
God, you're getting out and about, aren't you, Keezy?

Speaker 4 (19:55):
You're really putting yourself out there.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Thursday's going along
very nicely indeed. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally,
brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take away.
Reburger today.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
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Speaker 3 (20:20):
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Speaker 2 (20:20):
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Speaker 4 (20:22):
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Speaker 3 (20:23):
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Speaker 5 (20:27):
Reburger.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
We can't let that throw the whole show off.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
No, I know. I was just enjoying it. That's all.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
It was really good.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
It was really good stuff.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Now, listen, coming up on the show, of course, we
had Come Dine with the Fellas, Horty J edition.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
What a shit start to the day.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
And I gave out various vouchers for people, and there's
some questions that need to be asked, apparently.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Well, because are they joke vouchers?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Like, was it a gag?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Well, we'll get to it. We'll get to it. They
were definitely gags, but were they also true?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Yeah, because I wouldn't mind cashing mine in.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, yeah, totally. What was your one?

Speaker 5 (21:10):
I'll tell you the next one.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Oh, we'll get to it. We'll get to it.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
So that's coming up very shortly. Indeed, in the meantime,
let's go to Metallica.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Also coming up later in the hour, your chance to
win a brand new Emerson's hoodie.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
Get ready to call 0800 HODAKI.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
The HODAKI Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio HODAKI.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yes, indeed.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Jimmy Eat World there on the Radio HODAKI Big Show
this Thursday evening. The time is 13 minutes past 5 o'clock.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Fellas, as you'll be aware, and most of our listeners too,
we've been doing a little thingy called Come Down With
The Fellas, where we host a dinner at our own houses,
and all the fellas and their partners come around, and
we enjoy a delicious meal and some great company.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
As part of that, there's an entertainment element, and over
at Horty J's place, where the theme was A Late
Winter Christmas... We did a secret sander, or you did, Jason.
You handled out a whole bunch of stuff, sort of
prizes and things that were laying around the office here
at Hideaki. Well, stuff that was special to the fellas
in the team. Yeah, tat and tat that cost you nothing.

(22:15):
And you wrapped it nicely. Thank you. But also as
part of that, there was a voucher in each of
the bags, and it was completely random. These vouchers were
in there and beautifully handwritten.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Not by you, of course.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
By my wife's mother, actually.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, that's right. Just another example of how you cheated.
How you cheated the other day. Other day, Jason.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Which he's just very good at calligraphy there, Mogi, and
it's like, go on then.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Now, there's a selection of vouchers there, and sort of
a debate began, and people started fighting over these vouchers.
When the vouchers were invented by you, and you were
allocating the services of the different people there without any
knowledge by them or approval by them, or without them

(23:05):
ever saying that they would do any of the things
that were written down on the vouchers.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
So there's sort of a question, and we'll get to it,
about whether or not these are legitimate and whether these
vouchers are actually legal tender because people are getting phone
calls wanting to cash them in.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
We should probably go through, Keezy, what are on these vouchers.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah, so for example, I ended up with a voucher
for a spa and a sauna with Pug Sun.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
One spa and sauna with me, Pugsan.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
And I will be cashing that in.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
That's my attitude. Now, Pugsan knew nothing about that.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Nothing about it. I got one, I think, in the end. Oh,
I'll tell you what I ended up with. Your wife
actually got this one, Keezy. She opened it first. And
it was a night on the town with old Mogi.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
How good.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Which would have been a bit weird in my eyes
if my wife cashes in a voucher and then her
and old Mogi just go and get steamed.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
I've never seen your wife look so happy as when.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
She opened it. She was stoked. She was thrilled. She
was absolutely into it. And why wouldn't you be? A
night on the town with old Mogi. With old Mogi.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
God, you never know where you're going to end up, man.
And as you found out last night, actually, when we
went on our date. Now, at the end of it,
I stole that off her because I was like, well, actually,
I'd just quite like to take myself out for a
solo night on the jet.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
But you're going out anyway.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
No, I'm going out anyway. As was your right.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Well, I just thought it was best for our relationship, Keezy,
if I didn't take out your wife. Fair?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
My relationship's pretty secure, bro.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
I'm chill, bro.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
There are a bunch of others as well.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
A portrait.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
A portrait painted by my wife.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
She's a very gifted artist. She is.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
So you've offered her services. She knew nothing about this.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
So my wife's got that voucher.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
It better be worth something.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
She wants a life-size oil painting.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, nice. A tour of Keezy's wife's work.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah, behind the scenes.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
A historical walk-in tour of the city with Jizzbot.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Yeah, who won that one, actually? I'm not sure who
won that one.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
And a makeover, I think my wife did, and a
makeover by Pugs' Mrs. She'll come over, have a look
at what's in your wardrobe, bin a bunch of stuff,
and take you out to shop for new things.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yeah, she'll have you in a beret in no time.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yes. Now, all of these things were invented by Jase,
but some people actually like the gifts.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Well, to be fair, Jase's wife has a voucher for
one night on the hot pot with old Keezy.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Which I think is a great voucher.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yes, I'd bloody be into that. Yeah. I mean, who
wouldn't be? And did you mention the arts and crafts
afternoon with my wife? Oh, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
The arts and crafts afternoon with Hoare J's wife. How
good would that be?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Hell good.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
So the question is, are we able to cash these in?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
100%, man.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
How do we go about doing that? Do we give
it to you and then you sort of stamp it?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, because I'm assuming that you'd have to, for example,
my wife would need to be paid.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Because it's really easy for your wife to come have
a hot pot with me.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
It's like 50 bucks. That's right.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Seriously, fellas, it's over to you now.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
So basically what happens is you get into contact with
the person who's voucher you won.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Right, so my wife calls Mogi's wife and says, hey,
the portrait.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
When works best for you, what day, et cetera, et cetera.
And then you sort of, I mean, I've done my part.
So it's really just a case of.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
So I guess the question is, are we going to,
because I'll honor the voucher for my services, which was
having a hot pot.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
100%.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
That can be cashed in whenever.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
And my wife's looking forward to it.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Yeah, well, she stole it off someone else. She stole
it off me so that she could join me.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, yeah. I'm a little bit worried about that relationship
still because, of course, Keezy gave a six. Yeah, it
was a joke, though.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
It was a jokey six. Well, it wasn't actually. It
was a Series 6. To be honest, it was probably
more of a 5. But, like, that was last.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, well, I'm definitely going to use mine.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Taking myself out for a night on the town with me.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
And why wouldn't you?

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
And I'm going to use mine with Pugs' partner, a
wardrobe makeover. Come through Horny J's and she can just
chuck out all that old sort of secondhand tat, get
me some new boots, all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
What would you vote for, New Zealand? 3-4-8-3.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
I think I'll.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Have myself a beer.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
The Radio Hauraki Big Show. Name our beer.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Keezy's absolutely loving it, isn't he?

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, he does. He loves a beer.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
He's been singing a few brewskis.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yeah, getting ready for a big night.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
All of a sudden he's all excited.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
He's energised, isn't he?

Speaker 5 (27:49):
I'm fizzed up, fellas, because we're giving away an Emerson's hoodie.
The great blokes at Emerson. I shouldn't say blokes, actually.
The great team at Emerson's.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
One of my favourite people at Emerson's.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Oh, Jandles.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Remember her?

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah, I do. I do.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
She looked after us last time we were broadcasting down there.
Great time. Great time. Big weekend, actually. It's happening again too,
the 2026 Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival. It is
happening Friday, November 27th and Saturday, November 28th down in
Dunedin at Forsyth Bar Stadium. If you're keen to go along, dunedinbeerfestival.co.nz. Musically,

(28:22):
a lot of great acts performing. Shapeshifter, Troy Kingey, Red Fountain,
Park Road, and over 75 beer and food vendors.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
How good, man, how good. Looking forward to getting down
there again, fellas. But we've got a beer to name,
don't we?

Speaker 5 (28:36):
We certainly do. Emerson's has brewed up a tropical hazy
pale ale, which is specifically for this event. All you
have to do is name it. and you can get
yourself a free Emerson's hoodie. Plenty of chances. Just listen
for that cue to call.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Brian, you mad bastard.
How's life? G'day, fellas.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
What do you do for a crust, Brian? I work
in sales.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, how do you go, man?

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Pretty average.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, that's the one, man.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
You making targets, Brian?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Enough to pay for some beers on a Friday. Yeah,
that's the one, man. It can be hard, though, man, and,
you know, sometimes you can be bothered and other times
you can't be arsed, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
A bit like Keyview on this show, isn't it? Yeah, exactly, man. Whoa!
Shots fired, shots fired. Oh, jeez. So tell me, Brian,
do you have a name for us? I was thinking
Three Honkers Hazy. Oh, Three Honkers Hazy.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
That's actually a really great name.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
That is a very good name.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
It rolls off the tongue there, Brian. You've got a
knack for.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
This stuff, man.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Maybe you should move into advertising, Brian. Maybe I should, eh?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Have you thought about getting into sales, Brian?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yeah, or a job on the radio.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Oh, yeah, man.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
You should come work on Hoducky. Sounds like that Keezy
guy's been taking the piss.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
For far too long. You're better than that, Brian. You're
better than that, man. Good stuff, mate. You've won yourself
an Emerson's hoodie. Oh, wicked.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Thanks very much.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
No worries. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
You hold the line, Brian, and Pugs will hand deliver
it for you, all right? Thanks.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
No worries, mate. Three Honkers Hazy, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
It's not bad, actually.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Yeah, no, that's my favourite so far. Mind you, we've
only had two names so far.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
What were the other ones?

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Can't remember.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Oh, Keezy on all fours looking over.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
His bottle top.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
With me.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
With me, Beasy Keezy.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
AKA another great name. Don't forget to need beerfestival.co.nz. It's
going to be a massive weekend. The big show's going
to be down there as well. So head along, get
yourself a ticket.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Stone Temple Pilots here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
this Thursday evening.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
The time is 5.38.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Fellas, interesting situation for me this weekend. A bit invited
to a sleepover.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Sleep. Well, it's... Do you remember when I went on
a staggy last year?

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
And you guys called me, and I don't remember the
phone call.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Yeah, it was good stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
That was interesting, that one, because you have previously pretended
to be steamed. This is without a word of lie.
This is completely honest.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Early doors, yes.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
You have pretended to be steamed, like phone calls or
whatever we've done sort of on air.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
And a few improvs and stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Fellas having a little laugh and all that sort of stuff.
And when we called you that night for your staggy thingy,
And you jumped on the phone. You sounded exactly like that.
So we thought that you were putting it on again.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
We did.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
And it took quite a long time to realise, oh, no, no, no.
He is hammered.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
And he sounds exactly like his impression of himself when
he's hammered.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
It was quite amazing.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
And the giveaway was that I swore a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
And then, oof.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
And not for the first time.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
No.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
On the Monday as well, Pugs was like, oh, that
phone call was all G. And I was like, what
phone call was that? It was like, oh, my God,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
So that staggy, I went on.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
We should replay that.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Nah. Actually, do we have that in the files there, Pugsan?

Speaker 5 (32:00):
It's been deleted, guys. But a few of those fellas
are having a get-together up here in Auckland because that
was down south.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
And I linked up with them, and they were like,
you should come to the sleepover, man. It's out in Clevedon.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh, yes.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Out in Clevedon out there.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
So it's quite far away. And so they were just like,
just bring your sleeping bag.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
You know they've got the tagline out there? Because it's
like Hamilton, the city of the future, that sort of stuff.
No one can hear you scream in Clevedon.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
What's that about? I thought it was all about like
strawberry picking and stuff out there. They have a really
nice market.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Don't they?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
I'll tell you what they have a lot of in Clevedon,
because that's my old hood.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
What's that, Jase?

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Just beyond Cleveton is O'Reilly Point, where I used to
live for a couple of years.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
A lot of peacocks. A lot of peacocks in Cleveton.
A lot of farm country.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah. A lot of bush.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's fairly rural. So you mean
like the birds, the peacocks?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah, there's thousands of them.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Millions of them.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Well, keep an eye out.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yeah, well, you should.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yeah, well, I will.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Well, go on then.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Just do it. I will.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Keep an eye out for peacocks. Anyway, fellas, the reason
I bring it up is, you know, I've been told
to bring my sleeping bag. Something to sleep on, so
I've dusted off my camp stretcher. I'm not even joking either.
It's the first time I've slept on it since I
was in high school.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Is that where you sit, outside or in the bush?

Speaker 5 (33:28):
No, no, no, at his place, at the fella's place there.
I just think so I've got something comfy to lie on,
my stretcher. So it'll be late, and it's Saturday night there,
and there's about 20 fellas going. Got a brisket on, apparently.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Have we spoken about why? They're just having a few beers.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
The guy who lives there, his partner's away for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
And so he was like, let's get the fellas around,
and then he extended the invite to a few of
the boys there at the Staggy.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
So obviously I'm going to be going along with my
sleeping bag there and my camp stretcher. And I was
just like, I just haven't had a sleepover with, you know,
with films.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
20 dudes.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah. Have you not?

Speaker 5 (34:05):
No, not in a long, not since school, man. I
haven't had a sleepover since school.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Do you have to take anything?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
He probably will.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I'd say so. From the sounds of it.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Yeah, I do, Jase. Yeah, that was part of the deal.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Right.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Arctic Monkeys there on the Hodaki Big Show this Thursday evening.
The time is 5.45. And old Keezy's going for a
bit of a sleepover this weekend with 20 fellas out
in Clevedon.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
20 dudes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
I'm thinking to myself, something you could take, a couple
of loaves of white bread for the sausage fest.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Boom he's done you I like this he's done you
again man.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Before you come on here he's like yeah I've got
something to suggest and it was the ultimate singer.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
We can just wrap it up there man no we
can't you can pack it up and go home nah nah.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
He's done you it's good stuff Jase um And obviously
some sauce and some musty.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Yeah, don't double down on it.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Because you've taken out your camp stretcher and your sleeping bag.
I don't even know if you remember this, Keezy, but
what you might want to do is you can actually
zip together two separate sleeping bags so two people can
fit in it.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I don't know why. Just floating the idea.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Yeah, well, I'm not going to need that at the sleepover.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
I am worried about... Jase, you've done enough.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
At 11pm.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Keezy. Picture this for me, would you, Mogi?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
There's 19 other fellas there, right?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
And old Keezy's getting a bit sleepy.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Well, Keezy's running around. He's got his Tony jacket on.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
He's got his Tony jacket on.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Nothing on underneath. It's just nips all over the shop.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yes. And then he cracks open his little home, his
little stretcher.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
I've got to build it first.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
It takes a while. That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Oink.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
And he puts it, you know, in a little corner
and he makes himself a little man nest.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Yeah, a little man nest for old Keezy. I am
also thinking of taking because one thing I've found is
now that I'm in my 30s, whenever I sleep in
a room like Magic Round, for example, or like you
go on a stag do and there might be three
other dudes in the room with you snoring, I'll take
my eye mask and earplugs as well. And your inhaler.

(36:37):
And my inhaler, obviously.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
I've got to go.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Go to a sleepover without my Simbacorp mogi. But the
issue is I only know like three of the guys going.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
So there'll be 16 strangers.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
And you know what I mean? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
I'll be honest with you. It sounds like hell on earth.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Yeah, what do you reckon, Jase?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Having said that, when I was your age, I used
to do that sort of stuff all the time. Yeah, right.
And then when you find yourself sleeping in a room
with six or seven other people, everyone's snoring and ripping
ass and all that sort of thing, you think to yourself,
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
This is awesome.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
What have I done?

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Oh, yeah, yeah, true.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
I'm going to be drafty.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Then you get your loaf of white bread.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Out.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Sorry, Jase, just writing it down. Is it toast slice
or sandwich slice?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
You've got to go toast, Keith.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah, okay, cool.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Do you guys like The Killers?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Jase has genuinely lost the plot.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Oh, God.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yes, indeed.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Thursday night's going
off as we head into the end of the week.
You're listening to The Big Show brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Crave with your street food, freshly made with old Reburger
over there. Eh, fellas?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
What's the dinner plan tonight for you, Mo?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
I feel like dinner tonight, like dinner tonight. I don't know.
I don't know. It's always a surprise for me, fellas.
It doesn't bother me. It doesn't preoccupy me at all.
I don't need to know. It is what it is.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Now, I know you guys are going to give me
a lot of chip about this.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Don't say it, man. I can't handle it.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
This is true. This is true, my wife and I,
because we were going to have chicken korma, right? Because
my daughter's coming home again, and she loves chicken korma.
But she's not coming home now, so we're like, oh, well,
should we flag that to when she comes home?

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
And we'll just go and buy, you know, get something
nice to eat. So I'm thinking, because there's a new store,
a Reburger store in the.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
CBD, right?

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Yeah, that's right. Key Street, there's one.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
That's quite far, though.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, it is. So carry on, though, Jase.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
So I'm thinking Reburger.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Oh, really?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Genuinely. Hand on heart. Yeah, yeah. Genuinely hand on heart.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Your heart's on the other side, man.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Oh, is it?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Is it really?

Speaker 5 (39:08):
It's lower as well. It's lower than that.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Oh, is it?

Speaker 5 (39:10):
Down there, that's it.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
What?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
My groin?

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Yeah, that's where it is.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Oh, right.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
So, Sarah, that'll be me. What about, oh, will they
have snacks at the band? The Battle of the Bands.
The Battle of the Bands.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
All I know is it's free booze.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
That's all that matters. You'll be sucking on a hot
dog or something, won't you?

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Yeah, I'll be sucking on a hot dog. Last year,
there were hot dogs, like your Fritz Wienery type situation
which I love I love a spicy glizzy hot dog
you do get it down me and I've already had
some sushi so I've got a good lining a good
platform there yes and I'm ready to just sort of
build upon that fellas yeah good on you which I'm
excited for.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Well you're ready to wash it all away basically yeah
does that.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Sound right I don't know. Okay. What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Get steamed? Just waves of beer hitting your food wall. Yeah,
hitting the shore, yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
A tsunami of beer.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah, yeah. 100%.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
It's going to be great, though, fellas. Looking forward to
tomorrow's show.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Same.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Can't wait.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Do you like royal blood?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Actually, I'll be honest with you, Keezy, yes.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
So do I, actually.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
You just do this all the way through. All right, stop.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. One simple question.
One weekend of a lifetime.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Would you rather....

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Yes, indeed, Waz or Cars. Now, I understand, Mogi, of course,
you've got tickets for the grand final.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I do.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Do you already have a sort of preset plan? Because
if it is the Waz, it's going to be massive.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
And I think you mentioned you don't want to go
big the day before or whatever.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Because you don't want to miss what could potentially be
the greatest day in Waz history because you're seedy.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah, well, this is the thing, Hoide Jezbot, If I
get over to the grand final weekend on a Saturday
or even a Friday, I'm going to be so excited
that I'm not going to be able to help myself.
And I'm going to get on the hammer. So I've
got a flight. It lands at 1 p.m. on the
Sunday before the game kicks off.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Almost impossible for me to bugger it up from there.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
But I have to do that. I have to recognize...
I have to recognise what's in my genes, what kind
of DNA I've got.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
I cannot resist. I've never resisted a first-night fever, so
just plan accordingly.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I know what's in your genes. Yeah, I bet you do.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
A tiny pecker.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
That's not cool, man.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Oh, sorry.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Hey, let's go to the lines there, feelers.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
G'day, Mike, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, good, fellas.
Good on you, mate. Tell me, Mike, you had a
good day, have you, mate?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Oh, not bad, mate.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, good on you. What do you do for a crust, Mike?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I'm a dippy. Oh, a chippy.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Oh, a chippy backbone.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're busy, you chippies. It feels like
there's a lot of work on at the moment.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Oh, it depends who you ask, but I'm busy.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Yeah, good on you, mate.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yeah, exactly, man. Exactly.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Mike, cars or wars, man?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Wars all day.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah, boy. No, you're right, mate.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
What would it mean to you, Mike, there, if the
old wars got up and won a grand final? What's
the first? Are you taking the week off work, can
I ask you? Yeah, of course, of course. What would
it mean to me? Jeez, I might even cry for
the first time ever.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I think so as well, man.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Far out.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I think so too.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Yeah, it's a pretty big day if that happens.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Huge day.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
100%, Mike. Thanks so much for calling, mate. You're in
the draw. You hold the line, all right?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
All right.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Love you, mate. Love you.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Miss you.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
How do you say that name?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Bryony.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
I was going to say Bryony. G'day, Bryony. How's life?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah, it's good, thanks.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Good on you, mate.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
How do you say that name?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Well, it was just the spelling of it. Well, it's
a rare name. And I'm quite blind, Bryony. You'll have
to forgive me. Tell me, how's your day been, Bryony? Yeah,
it's been good.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Bryony, can you tell me, were you the first born
in your family and is your dad's name Bryon?

Speaker 3 (42:56):
No. My uncle's name is Brian.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Whose is?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
I was not the first born. The uncle.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
The uncle's name is Brian, because oftentimes you'll find that
you get, we thought I was going to have a son.
I want to name him Brian, but I've got a daughter,
so I'm going to call her Briony. That is not
what happens. That happens all the time. I think that's
what might be what happens.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
I think that's exactly what happens.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Is that what happens to you, Briony?

Speaker 1 (43:15):
I think that's what happens.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
I think that's what happens, yes.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
You'll catch it on.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Tell me, Briony, what do you do for a crust? Oh,
I'm a social worker. Oh, that is backbone. Massive backbone.
That's backbone.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
That is bloody hard jack of that. Tell me, Bryony,
what are you going for, Waz or Cars?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Waz. Yeah. Yeah, good on you, Bryony. Yeah, I think so, mate.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
That's the one, mate. Are you going to take Bryony
with you?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
No.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Who are you going to take, Bryony?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Look, I'm entering for my partner.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
What's his name?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Bryony. His name's Grant. Grant.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Grant.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Yeah, good stuff. He's a shocking bastard. All right, Brian,
you're in the draw. Good luck.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Awesome, thank you.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Thanks, mate.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
How good, man.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
God, it's exciting, isn't it? It's a full-blown weekend at
the NRL Grand Final or a massive weekend at Bathurst,
Mount Panorama there. You decide. Keep an ear out for
the cue to call 0800-HODUCKY.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Look, there's no wrong answers, is there? If it's your passion,
you can't go wrong either way. But if you're into
the wars... Through Radio Hauraki, you get yourself and, you know,
you and your mate, you go over to the grand final.
The Waas are playing.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
The Waas win their first ever title. Far out. And
you've won the competition off the radio. How good is that?

Speaker 5 (44:29):
And everything's taken care of. Your flights, your transfers, your hotel.
There's functions. There's a boat cruise the day before. You
go to the Randwick races. Have a bigger, massive blowout.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Ruin the second day. It's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
That could be the greatest day of your life.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
It could well be.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yes, indeed.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
The Verve there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Thursday evening. Now, fellas, you'll be aware of the fact
that old hoodie J doesn't smoke anymore.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I mean, I vape. I vape.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
A lot.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
And I was thinking to myself, you know, we've been
here so many times.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I know. I know. And I've been thinking to myself, oh, God,
What a stupid.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Thing for a grown man to be doing.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
And I look at all the people out on the
street and I go, God, it's a ridiculous habit.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
It's mostly children. It is.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
It's mostly the kids.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
And it's like, what's a massively successful DJ, a sort
of icon of the country, of the city, what am
I doing sucking on this stupid bloody thing?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
And I was thinking about, okay, well, I've got to
think about ways to give this up. And I could have,
of course, just give it up. Well, you can't.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
But I can't. Exactly, Mogi. My particular vape is tobacco flavoured, right?

Speaker 5 (45:52):
It's the closest to smoking.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
That I can get without smoking. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
And, of course, I'm aware of the fact that there's
lots of flavours out there. So there was one time,
because there was only one shop that gives me the
flavours that I want or has this particular vape replacement, right?
And they had no replacements of tobacco.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Oh, God.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
So I opted for a black tea. As in, you know,
I went, oh, black tea, that'll probably be it.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
So like an English breakfast almost.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Well, yeah, just like, it's kind of.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Sort of like a rooibos.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
It's kind of bitter.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Sort of like a green tea. Yeah. Like a jasmine,
sort of jasmine tea. But the thing was.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Oh, it's more of an Earl Grey.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Guys, please. The thing was that I started, you know,
sucking on this dude. I bet you did. On this.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
You've got to stop saying dude like that.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Honestly.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Sucking on your vape.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
And what I found is I didn't like it. It
was too sharp. How did the dude feel about it?
It just wasn't right. And as a consequence of that,
I smoked less because I wasn't a fan of it.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
It was not that great, actually. So where is that now, though?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
I've still got it as an emergency replacement.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
You bought a different one.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Well, no, because then they came back a couple of
days later. They had the one I liked.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
But how did you know that they had the one
that you liked?

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Because I went back in there a couple of days later.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Do you know how you can make your other one
taste better? Is get a milk-flavoured vape. And a sugar-flavored vape. Yeah,
that's a good idea. And a big drag of the tea,
a little one of the milk, a little of the sugar.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
This is my point.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
What I've realized is what I need to do is
get a flavor that I don't like, okay, so that
I smoke less and eventually go off it.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
You know, because there's a theory like when you're.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Smoking, if you want to give up, just smoke like
100 in a row because you'll feel so nauseous and ill.
And I have that same theory with a different flavor.
And I got a different flavor today, and it's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
And I think it's going to work.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Theatre.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Yeah, feta cheese.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
But you like feta cheese.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
But only in a pastry, not in a vape.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
What about sprinkled over a beetroot salad?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
I don't like beetroot.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Do you not like a beetroot?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Beetroot's delicious. No, I don't. I hate it.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Really?

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Well, why don't you get a beetroot-flavoured vape?

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Well, they don't have them, Keezy, obviously. Wake up. Whoa, whoa.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Well, there you go, you mad bastards.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
That's the big show done and dusted this Thursday. We chatted,
as always, about a lot of stuff on the disclaimer.
What's the clip today, Keezy?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Before you get into that, Keezy, Jase, what was your
favourite thing we chatted about today?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I think Keezy, his Uber driver, weeing on the lawn.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
That wasn't on the podcast outro.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
No, that was in the show.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Oh, you mean in the podcast outro. Oh, look, it's
hard to pick.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Yeah, it is, isn't it? Is that because you can't
remember a single thing we said?

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Because that's the case for me.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Mogi talked about being sleepy, maybe?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
No, that was at the start of the show.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
How about this, fellas? We've got a clip here. It's
called The Man, and it comes out at 7.30 tonight.
You're the man.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
I am. a lot of mental health issues in town.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
I can't help it. I mean, I'm just me, man.
I mean, I can't. I mean, if people want to
call me a legend, who am I to disagree?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
There you go. It's just Chase.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Well, I imagine... Being a legend.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
I imagine, Mogi, after your big date last night, a
quiet one for old Mogi tonight.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Absolutely. Absolutely exhausted. I'll just go home. I'll just dwell
on the memories, contemplate them. Yeah. Roll them around in
my mind as if a lozenge in my mouth. Yes.
Tongue in it.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
To be fair, you always bite your lozenges.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I do.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
I crack straight through the bastards. I really want to
get into the bastard. I've got some book to read.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
The bars or a bath?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
The bath.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Oh, a bath.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Yeah, I want to get into the bath tonight.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I do.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
So, yeah, I won't be doing very much at all there, fellas. Yeah.
I've got well-rested for tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
So you'll be in the bath thinking about your hot
date with Keezy.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Whereas Keezy will be at a bar.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
I will be at a bar. Oh, no, judging a
Battle of the Bands type set-up.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
That's good, man.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
With free alcohol.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Yeah, well, there'll be.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
I think I'll get a free hot dog as well.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I'm looking forward to tomorrow. Are there hot dogs?

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Yeah, I will be a wee bit, you know, dusty.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Go easy on Keezy.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
But you know me, I'll still be professional in that.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
You keep saying that. I've never seen the evidence of that.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Same.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Oh, yeah. Jase, what are you doing tonight, man?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
I'm just going to go home and hang out with
my lovely wife. Good on you, man.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
And that, actually, I think... Oh, no, I did that. Oh,
when did we do that?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Keezy, I think what we have to do moving forward
is the first person we have to ask what they're
doing is Jase.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Ah, it's Jase. Yeah, that probably makes sense, fellas. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Because I'm always, you know, I'm in that situation where
I'm just tossing about.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Can you finish the show, please?

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Hey, now listen, check out the Instagram, check out the podcast.
Until tomorrow, goodbye.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
See you. Bye.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Thank you.