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May 6, 2026 56 mins

On today's show, Jase is keeping standards high, Mike's feeling generous and Keyzie needs house help.


TIMELINES:
(00:00) Intro: Pristine clean
(04:56) Big BSA News
(09:47) Mogey's gift for Keyzie
(12:15) Something's bugging Jase
(17:00) TV
(23:31) Intro: Print Tee Mogey
(26:38) Keyzie's house concerns
(31:32) BIG SHOW IMPROV 
(36:11) The Toy Box!
(39:54) One & A Half Mogeys
(44:43) Intro: Jase's Bone To Pick
(47:46)  The stolen sammy
(51:26) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(55:37) Farewell!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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to workouts, It'll fuel your thirst. Welcome this big show, really,
Jason Hits might.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Mind and key Oh, give a your ma advice. It's
great to have your company on this absolutely glorious Wednesday afternoon.
It is the Sex of May twenty twenty six, and
you boy friends, as always listening to the big show brought.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
To you by Toledo's.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Toledo's Natural Electrolyte beverages missing from shelves.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Ask your local New World to stock us.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Telena, I'm a little bit disappointed, actually, Maggie. You head
your T shirt on them for some reason, and I
don't know why, because it's bloody steamy in the old studio.
You've you've chucked your big daggy jersey over the top
of it.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
What's going on, mate? I got sick of you and
dressing me with your eyes, your old milky bastard eyes. Man,
But you can.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Feel the milky eyes it's been a while.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
I can feel them weeping from this side of the studio.
Jason's you drink me in, So I thought best to
cover up, man, Sure, best to cover you wanted more,
just for the audience too.

Speaker 6 (01:20):
When Jason's drinking Mogien, he hops up, walks around to
Mogi yeah, and sort of adjusts his spectacles whilst really
squinting and looking at.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Totally.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I've got to be honest with you. It's very distracting
for the show. It is, you know what I mean,
it's distracting for you. I mean, I'm distracted. Why wouldn't
I be, U Stallion, I tell you what, Yes, Kezy,
what an absolutely wistine Look.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
At it, Megan, Look how white it is. It's absolutely beautiful,
sparkling white. Yeah, look at him.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
This is a new T shirt, Fellas. I took the
tag off it before popping it on.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Yeah, I thought i'd come in and see whether Jays
did notice, and boom straight.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Away away, Well, there's actually a couple of ladies outside
having a vape. Weren't there, and Keysy spotted them. He
took off his Tony Denham jacket just to sho off
as white T shirt. Not at all, what happened.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
And I've noticed actually you've both been sporting new T shirts.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Fellas? Is there a new new thing happening with the
wardrobes for you?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Guys, we went T shirt shopping together. Ye chose for him,
he chose some for me.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Oh good stuff, It's right. I mean we actually got
some new ones, didn't we. I mean we know that
you're running your your wardrobe jas off the smell of
an oily mungrag. But we splashed out a little bit.
You went top quality.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, and plus actually at one point, you just keep
showing up the brand new shirts on.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
So we're like, make You're gonna do something about this? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, I want to keep showing you. Fellows, I know
what you mean.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
He claims to live on the smell of an oily mungrag,
but in reality he's buying a new T shirt pretty
much every day.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well, you know you're right there, fellas. I do run
a tight ship financially, totally.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Well, there certainly is the smell of a mum rag
around here, but I don't know what's going on or
where it's going from. But it's not keasy to me
because we've got new shirts on. Hey, Jase, how are
you today? Good? Thanks man?

Speaker 7 (03:11):
What's happening on the Big show with old Mogi?

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Another day, Another opportunity fellers to get into the drawer
to go and see the Fooy Fooy Moy Moy is
also known as the Food Fighters. Either later in the
year or early next year. I think later January year.
It's definitely next year, and christ Church or Auckland stay
tuned for the cue to call and give us a bell.
I've got it. Speaking of great gifts, fellows, I've got

(03:36):
a gift for Keysy and I'm going to present it
to him later on in the show How Good. I'm
really excited.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
For some reason, I don't feel very good about this gift.
Usually when someone says, well, I've got a gift for you,
I'm like, ah, sweet. But for some reason, when Mogi's doing.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
It, something not right about. Do I have to have it? Yeah? Man,
you've got to try it on and everything. Do I
have to take it? Yeah, you have to have it. Also, fellas,
that's just been announced that the BSA is been abolished,
The Broadcasting Standards Authority has been abolished by the government.
Based on some of the conversation that's already been happening,
I feel like we might be slipping yes, and I

(04:09):
think we just need to have a little chat about that.
Yeah you can, yeah, good, call good.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
It's making me nervous, to be honest, very very much.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Trouble is, they want us to self regulate, and I
think that's a terrible idea.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Hey, what's not a terrible idea? Starting to show off
with a bit of pearl jam.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchyes.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Indeed, green day there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This beautiful Wednesday afternoon. The time fifteen minutes past four
o'clock and fellows is there's something that's come to my
attention that's making me slightly nervous, and that is that
the BSA, the Broadcasting Standards Authority, is basically being abolished
in about time. About time too, you know, so basically

(04:53):
there's nothing holding us back anymore from saying what we
want to say on air.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Well, I think that's a bad thing personally, don't you Like?

Speaker 6 (05:00):
It's being able to being able to drive in your
car with your kids in the back, knowing that we're
not going to swear or say anything to out.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Take the seatbelts off.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Let the strong survive, that sort of stuff, you know
what I mean? Like, that's what the b s A
is good for. You know, Well, I think it's look,
we addulter.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
We children. This is the thing, and the broadcast authority
has been treating us like children for the last forty years.
So when it was written some forty odd years ago,
it was written for a media landscape that no longer exists,
so it's not practical for today's needs. You can have
people moving, you know, within an hour, you can be
moving between a newspaper, online digital or a podcast watching

(05:37):
something on television. And some people are tied by the
by some rules and others not. Is that fear Keys
podcast that can say whatever he wants, but but Jack
Tame has to abbide by some laws. It's ridiculous. I
think we can all be as racist as we want
and all be as sexist as we want, and if
you don't like it, you can change the chance.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
You can turn us off and never tune in again.
If that's the way you want it.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Well, I mean, obviously, I still don't think we should
be racist and misogynist and all that sort of stuff
that you were just a sexers.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Sorry, you've got to be honest, keazy. The audience want
to know the real you.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
No, don't turn this into akesy, that's Jace.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
We're talking about is it pardon what are you suggesting?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
What you know?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
And here's the thing, And Mogi made the point, we're adults,
aren't we.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
You know, we're and I feel like we can regulate ourselves,
and that's what they're saying, you self regulate.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
And I think Mogi and I are both grown men.
We both had experiences, we both know how to.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Control ourselves, and I'm very confident, very very very very
confident that we wouldn't cross any lines at any point.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
How's this self regulating or not vaping going?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Really well? Really well?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Thank you man.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
And in fact, that's what I said in the podcast
outra today my wife commented on how well I was looking.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah, right, I just I just worry.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
I just think that there's these guidelines are in place
so there's no swearing. And as you say, we might
be adults, but there are kids potentially listening.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Absolutely absolutely, and that's up to the parents. It's not
up to us to decide who's turned on the radio.
At the other end, Kezy, we can't be in control
of that. It's up to the parents to keep an
eye on what their children are up to. I'm surely
you know I.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Was walking through the park today and the bloody teenagers
they're swearing like you wouldn't believe they're not.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Going to be bothered by shocking bass.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Shocking bass. It's the biggest concern I have.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
And and is you keasy?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I mean, it's you know, in terms of I just
worry that you might tip over the edge because I
know what you say are here, and I have a concern,
I suppose a little one.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Not because you're a professional, professional radio broadcast that you.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Know you might tip over the But we'll look after you.
We'll take you under our busy.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Right, Okay, so you guys are gonna look after me
in case I go too far.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
Yeah, totally right. I think that's the way to do it,
and vice versa. By the way, and also just on
that three four eight three. If the audience that's our
text number.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
If the audience ever thinks that we have stepped over
a line in any way, you can let us know
because we have to self regulate and any kind of update.
Just keep an ear out for the next sort. I
don't know the rest of the show. And if at
any point you think we've stepped over a line, then
you text us on three four eight three.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Yeah, totally. Man, maybe we.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Don't need the Broadcasting Stands Authority.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
I'm really looking forward to self regulator. Yeah, I love
self regulated. No you, Jase over there is used to
self flagulating. Was it a similar thing?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Velvet revolver, Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
The Hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikey.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
The Strokes here on the radio.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Hold Archy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, and Fellas, just
to remind, by the way, the b s A has
been abolished and it's not at this point being replaced.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
With any anything. I just want us to be aware
that's all. We still have our standards.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Because speaking of standards, Keys, that outfit is a disgrace.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
What do you mean it's disgrace? We've got my brand.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
We literally talked about how good this T shirt is.
Then you're coming all over it. But actually what jad
all over it and actually improve it?

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah? I mean me and you war T shirts shall
be to get you a tempted to over the bars.
You know what I'm saying, Fellows, Actually, just a quick
reminder we need to just mind Oh yes, yes, indeed,
then when you started talking about.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah yeah and yes, yes, yeah, it was a bit loose.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Anyway, we've got a break, would be what was that?
I just wanted to get into this this break we're
meant to be focusing on this prison that I've got
for kid.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yes, okay, now just to quick before you give it
to me.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
I think I know what it is. I've written it
down on a piece of It's amazing. Now he's straight
away I said, I've got a prison for you and
the old over here. I said, oh, yeah, no, I
know what it is. Now if you do know what
it is, I'll be absolutely shock. Wow, Okay, we'll be shocked. Okay,
So now the reason why I'm just going to give
it out for you, and I'm going to give it
to you right, that.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Is a already an abomination.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
So it's some sort of short sleep button up T shirt.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
But going out it's Keysy's favorite going out ship. I'm
already predicting that this is going to have a high rotation.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
And okay, so it's a short sleep sort of interesting
fabric button up black ship.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Oh my god, god, you'd wear if you wanted to
go out to dinner and look like a yeah, yeah, yeah,
you would get so many show.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
What do you think it's actually not too bad? Oh yeah,
I mean I've seen worse, that's for sure.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
It's a really good fit. I think it's nice how
she's smelling shrieks.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, I can smell it from here.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I've been using for about nine months.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
In four on radio is indeed the Red.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Chili Peppers Here on the radio Hdarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon the time four thirty.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Eight fellows just really quick on three four eight three.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
The text line a lot of people texting in saying
that we might need to start self regulating a little
bitter right, Okay, that last break was pretty offensive.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
We self regulated the ship out of it.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Yeah, totally, just pull it back a bit and we're
just slowly just hip.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
It's just feeling of freedom, and I find it really
hard just sort of, you know, push it down.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Right, just there's just baby steps with it.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Yeah, okay, well baby SIPs.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Now, fellas, I need your advice on something because something's bugging, yes.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Bugging, and it's to do with my marriage.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Oh no, not again now you know that my wife
and I have been together for a long, long long time.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Do you mean remaining faithful? Is that what's bugging you?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
That's not the issue that I'm talking about, and I
think it may be an issue for a lot of
couples out there, because I want to paint a scenario
that's going on in the Hoidy j household. Say, for example,
one of the partnership, one of the relationship is going
all out and it's being really fit, really healthy, doing

(12:41):
stretching in the morning, swimming, walking, eating really well, not smoking,
not drinking, you know, and really looking after themselves and
looking really hot.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
And the other party is just a piece of shit.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Right, So that's what happened. This is what's that in
your health. It's actually not necessarily my house.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
It's like a hypothetical, you know, say that you know, and.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
You're in this relationship and one of the one of
the peer of the relationship is really looking after themselves
really you know, taking care of everything and looking great.
The other is going and just slobbering about, you know,
wearing felthy trackie.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
I do think she's looking that bad?

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Oh no, Mogi, Mogi, I think I think he's saying
he's the one slobbering about.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Who what are you talking about? Keesy? Isn't that what
you were saying?

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Are you the one like because in the situation, or
is that your wife who's slobbing about and you're being
really healthy?

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Absolutely? And I just don't know what to do about it, right, Okay?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
But you know, in that scenario, does one party either
pull their socks up and try and be better.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Or does the slovenly foul person.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
And just clarifying, you're talking about your wife again here,
try and.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Pull the other person back into the mire with them
so that you're on an equal basis, because you know,
otherwise what ends up happening is you have one very attractive,
sexy part of the relationship that's you. Rundown doesn't care,
has given up on life. It is it just can't

(14:24):
be just can't be bothered anymore. And I found to me,
for me, that just seems like.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
A recipe that I mean, how do you guys feel
about it?

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Well, I can't relate because my wife and I both
in great neck.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Yeah, what percentage of the exercise in the house and
your household is done by you? Would you say, Keys,
the outside of going for your evening walks, Well, that's
all my exercise. She certainly goes to the gym. But
if we just get back to Jacre, who I was
just wondering. I was just wondering because it is something
to be aware of, and she remains attractive, just say

(15:03):
it doesn't and and you Jason as well. I think
possibly potentially, just raguments continue to blow out, then at
some point you're going to want to have something to
say about it or I mean, what my trick would
be would be absolutely just to fat them up. I
become a feeder, like an enabler, and an enabler, so

(15:25):
it's easy to leave temptation lying around the house. You're chuckies, Yes,
rather than rather than me getting better, which is hard,
what don't make We'll just make it that she gets worse,
which is easy for me, right Okay.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
Yeah, yeah, So in this situation, you're the one who's
bringing them down. And once again, just clarify, you're saying
that you're the one who's in great neck and your wife.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Comparatively, I guess you're saying, is that what you're saying.
I just want to just want to make sure we've
got that. Are we going into Coins.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Of the.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
He's indeed stained There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
The time is ten to five. Let's talk TV.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yes, fellas. Last
night I watched the first episode of a comedy horror
series called Widow's Bay.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Widows Bay over the Good Stuff Man.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
It stars Matthew Reese. It's about he's a New England
mayor or mayor trying to boost tourism on his island
while navigating strange events that suggest the island may well
be cursed, may well be cursed. Very very good, full
of real weirdos on the island, great characters. It's very funny,

(16:58):
but there's a really strong horror element to it as well. Yeah,
really good cast. It's got to blow. Another guy in
it called Stephen Root Stephen root Ruder they call him, Yeah,
very very good actor. Who's in the TV show Barry.
If you haven't to have seen that, If you haven't
seen that show, they make sure you watch that as well.
I think it only has one episode coming out of

(17:19):
the week, but maybe there's three available at the moment.
Highly highly recommend. I going four busies out of a
possible five to begin with. It's on Apple TV. Very
very good. I'm very very very excited about the show
Widow's Bay. Widow's Bays. Well, it's.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Bonus, right, doesn't sound suitable for your wife, Keezy, thanks man,
because of the horror elements.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
We've got to comedy either. No, she likes comedy. No,
there's no like puns or anything.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
No, it's me. If it's not selling property, she's not interested.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
No, you guys gonna get wires crush. Just because she
didn't like talkback doesn't mean she doesn't like comedy.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I don't know if I've got Apple TV anymore. I
have to check that out. I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
What did you watch?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Men?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
I watched after finishing off.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
After finishing off, gone on three Now, we went back
to another series that we were watching on Netflix called
Unchosen about a cult.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
I remember that one.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
There's a cult going on and a little girl nearly drowns,
but he's saved by a stranger who happens to.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Be on the run. Oh, I've seen the trailer for this,
and he's wink.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
He winkles his way into the cold calls and can
I say.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
How do you winkle your way? And do you do
it by using your winkle?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yes, well partly he did.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Oh wow, that's part of it.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Keasy right, I don't think your life would like an actually,
because there's glove making in it.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
To mention your wife, one of your ex again, my wife.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
And he and he turns out to be this guy,
a very very very accomplished gas slider, and he's a
very accomplished manipulator. And so whilst I started watching the
series going yeah, okay, some pretty hot sex going on,
but apart from that, I'm not you know, I'm not

(19:22):
massively into it. But actually the way he manipulates the
situation is actually pretty good.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Yeah, it's pretty good. You're one of the best guest
riders of.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Come on man. And it's another what I would call
solid British drama.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Oh yes, there's another guy that used to be doctor
who David the other one? Yeah, he's a great ects.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
It's on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
But wait, that's got as a Butterfield. Butterfield you fraffee
who fra fee? Molly winds up. I don't really know
any of these people tout as a Butterfield, I do.
He's a very good actor. Christopher equals Stint.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah, I was he doctor who.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, Okay, I gave it a solid three buzzies.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
And what's it called again?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Unchosen?

Speaker 5 (20:19):
Unchosen on Netflix? Netflix?

Speaker 8 (20:21):
Right?

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Last night I watched Celebrity Treasure Island on TV Plus
And do you remember last week when we had Vinnie
come in one of the.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
He's in Fast and the Furious. He plays a young
Vin Diesel. He does, Can I say good Castle? He
looks kind of like Mindy's and his voice sounds really similar.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
And he was a bit worried about how the show
was going to come out slibbery Treasure Island, how he.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Was going to look care about the show, more worried
about how he was going to be represented well exactly.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
He was a bit like, Oh, you don't know how
they're going to edit it, and blah blah blah. And
he was a bit worried about something that was coming
up on the show. And I think it was this
episode that happened last night. They have a they didn't
ever shock.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
He's just a very passionate dude, super passionate, like quite
an emotional, don't like any kind of He's really stoked,
and then he's really annoyed at stuff and he's really
sad about people going home.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
He's in with his emotions. That's what makes them such
a fantastic actor. And I think, what's what?

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Even then I think he's he's devisive though my wife
doesn't really like him on the show, but I really
like him.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Ah because he's hot, because he's hot, and he's emotional
because he's hot and emotional, and that's what gets me
fired up. So what I want to know is, before
you give me your rating of that, what's really tuning
keysy on for the show?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
I mean, what's your turn on?

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Fact?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Well, I'm not watching the show to get barred up.
I just watch it because it's entertaining. Obviously, if I
want to get bart up, i'd watch the location Location
Location four buses out of five. Though, love CC it's
one of my favorite shows.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Good. So the season's going good because you weren't sure
about it. It's good. It's a lot better.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
Great the dramas there now, Yeah, it's what place? Hey,
he's coming up after five ajs?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Oh whatever?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ich.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Welcome back your messive bank Bones. Hope your Wednesday's going
along very nicely. Indeed, do you're listening to the Big Show,
by the way, brought to you by Toledo's.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
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Speaker 5 (22:36):
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had one Toledo's absolutely brand new the next day, great,
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Speaker 3 (22:53):
That's great stuff for Mogie.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
Hey just quickly Fellas earlier in the show, Mogie gave
me a present I did. He came in and I said,
because you said, you said, I was doing a clear
out at my house and I've got a present for you.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
And then I wrote down on a piece of paper.
What I thought the prison was going to be.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Now we never got to that writing down on a
piece of paper, what I think you thought it was
going to be? Right, Okay, Jace, do you want to
write something down on a piece of paper.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
About what I thought it was going to be from
making I can do that.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Yeah, okay, you go through ready, Look at that. That's
idious a self portrait. Yeah, oh god, yeah. I didn't
nail the foreskin. Neither did your doctor.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Here's a piece of paper, Mogi, All right, you passed
me your piece of paper.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Here we go. Radio great stuff, very visual. Three two.
I can't read. That was beside you. Dire Wolf T shirt.
Dire Wolf T shirt, it's probably two years ago. It

(24:05):
was a couple of years ago. Now, I splash out
brought myself printed teas because I thought printed t should
come back, and I was looking everywhere I found one,
didn't I second hand one? Then I was mercilessly teased mercilessly.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
Because Mogie had walked in with his brand new print
T shirt and was stuck with a cool wolf on
the front. But what he didn't realize is that there's
nothing wrong with it. It said Game of throne. I
said winter is coming, and it was a dire wolf.
But the thing was winter was coming, No, totally, and
I got a fur a bear because then you stopped
wearing it. Where's your cool, die, Walter? I should have
kept on wearing it, you should. I feel bad about that.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I've got a lot to thank you guys for, because
there's so many shirts that I wouldn't keep wearing if
it hadn't been for you guys telling me how good
they look like your lemon shit?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah lemon?

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Is it a new one you were in now?

Speaker 7 (24:52):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (24:54):
Is it sure? Is? Man?

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Hey, another chance laded this hour to get yourself from
the drawer to go see the Foolies live next year
near the christ or Auckland and maybe get a copy
of the new album too.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
So get rid of call eight hundred harduky. In the meantime,
he's audio slave.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
The Hdarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, man, Shock and Burst, Stop crying your heart out.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
Man, It's oasis, isn't it it is? Hey, Fellers, just
getting a bit a bit worried about something. My wife
and I we've been in our first house out in
West Auckland there for a number of years, little granny flat.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
And we're thinking about upgrading.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
And in Auckland the housing market is terrifying and basically
there's a strong likelihood that.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
We will have to go to auction to buy.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yeah, and I've never bought anything at an auction before.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
I've done it.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
I've trade me or something. But that's very anonymous, and
you're not in a room going.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Yes, please, I'll buy that, you know whatever, that's not
what you do. But I mean, this is the thing.
I don't know. You look like a goose from the start.
If you're doing that voice, that's pretty cool though. What
was that voice?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
He actually it was pretty good.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
I was just sort of my my impression of your wife, Mogi,
Oh God, like to buy that please.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
That's really good, really good. Yeah, she's what she wants
me to tell you that much.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
So I was just wondering if you guys ever bought
anything at auction like that, because I don't know how
to play it. You don't want to go on too
strong and like, you know, put all your cards on
the table, but you don't want to mess out on
the place.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
You know, it's just a tough one and a few
auctions went there at your appearance place, you got the
plantation over and tot on that.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I what do you I bought a vintage sex wing
on an auction, right, okay?

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Was that in a room?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Right?

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yes, right okay.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
So and so this vintage six wing was worth so
much that an auction house headed up for sale.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Well it was vintage and there were overseas people trying
to get in on the and it was it was
an absolute dizzy of a sex How old was it? Well,
nineteen sixties? Oh right, so you wanted something from yeah,
the swinging sixties. Oh no, yeah, wow, was scuffed in places.

(27:14):
You know.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I had a few yeah on patches.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
But what was his strategy?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (27:20):
What was your strategy when it came to buying the
six swing at auction?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
This is what I want to know, okay. Was to
offer the highest price.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
That's a good one. That's what I always do.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah, it's just straight out the gate. You go to
your max.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Oh, I know, you tease them for there's a bit
of teaing gag to teaser.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
We're talking about the you don't go straight for the kel.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
No, no, not at all. And my trick is it
might be slightly different to yours. Jay says, I don't
get involved at all. I like to look around the
room and see who else is participating, right, and then
once they've thought it out, then I'll come in late. Yes,
that's what I'll get in, right, Okay, you let them
do all the that's right. They think they're the only
ones in the fight, and then I come in fresh. Yes, yeah,

(28:07):
tomorrow for the final time.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Five and eighty right, that's how much you paid for it?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
No, that was eighteen and a half actually, ok yeah, okay, wow,
wow euro.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Why were you paying euro? Was it in Europe?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
They shipped it over from Europe?

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Oh? Really? Okay Germany? I think really?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Yeah, right, okay, Yeah, it's easy, man, you'll be fine.
You just got to hold your nerve, keezy.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
But it's easy to say you'll be fine. But all
of a sudden, you're buying the biggest purchase of your life,
and an auction.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
You've never been to auction.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
The rumors full of people who are there trying to
squeeze as much out of you as you know.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
I think the problem that you're going to find is
you'll get competitive and you might start going outside what
your budget rangers. And that's where you've got to be
very very key for You've got to decide what your
price is. Yeah, and you don't go over and above there.
And then there's a whole bunch of other tricks that
the auction is trying to do. They'll separate you, they'll
put you in another room, they go and they have
a little chance here. I think you get it if
you do five hundred grand, Yeah, yeah, sort of stuff. Yeah,

(29:10):
do that?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Totally mean when I was an actually you will, do
you reckon?

Speaker 4 (29:17):
We could if you guys are up for it. I asked,
just just yeah, just run in the middle of my question.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I just want to ask what your budget is because
six six wings aren't cheap.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
No, not buying a six one.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
It's about buying a house. So you thought I was
coming to you with advice how to buy a six.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Week I mean, what better person to come to What
do you mean? Do you reckon?

Speaker 6 (29:41):
We could run a scenario where I'm buying a house,
where I'm buying a house at auction, and we could
just run through it.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
We need to Yeah, is it okay? We do that.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Next we get the balls of that because you do
get over excited, keezy, Yeah, I do, don't know your
rag comes out?

Speaker 5 (29:59):
What what.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
The Darky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Cake there on the radio, hold ARKI Big Show this
Wednesday evening. The time is five twenty seven, which means
it's time for Why not it sounds.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Fay Lions camera action.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
No, it's time for the big show and pro Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
I've asked for this and prov just because there's a
real possibility that I'm gonna have to buy my next
house at auction. I've never been to an auction, done
it in person, and I have to make the biggest
purchase of my life in a room full of people
in a situation I've ever been in before. It's scary stuff, Felers.
So for this one, we'll run through being in an auction. Jase,
do you want to be the auction here?

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Sure? Okay, you better stand up there in front of
the behind the left turn. Yeah, no worries. I've got
a gavel here. If you need a gavel, let me know. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yeah, okay, good, that's nice.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Well, I'm just going to sit with you kyzi, and
I'm just going to help you through. Okay, I'll hold
this sign here which has got a number on it,
and that's our number for auctioneery. Yeah yeah, so you
have to hold up a number number on it by
because we've registered when we came out.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Right, okay, yeah, yeah, okay, And now can we just
say just for around numbers, just for the sake of this,
let's say.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
No, okay, cool, it can be whatever the number on
the pedal, okay, cool? Or ninety six actually no, sixty nine.
Both ways, it's important we know that.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Jason's just say that the house my max bed is
a million dollars. Right, let's just say a million dollars. Okay,
money bags over here has got a million marks.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Why are we even bothering?

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Okay, we let's say that my max Okay, it's a million.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
That's fine, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Okay, million dollars is my Maxmoga, And you're helping me,
is that right? You're helping me in the ok yeah? Yeah, yeah,
all right, so I've got some I'm helping you, yes, yes, okay,
so you're like my advisor.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Yeah, all right, here we go. So really a bit
of our ambience here, So yeah, bit of.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Gabble please.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
CAZy. This is when the auction starts.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, thanks for being here at
this auction for this late nineties bricantile family home. Playing
with yourself a perfect opportunity for a investor or someone.
Perhaps I'm looking to start a new family for example,

(32:23):
this very very sought after a neighborhood. Can I just
remind people to please signal clearly when making an office.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
So that's my thank you, sir. That's very much appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
It's your number in that vein, so if we could
sit outside you, I have the gavel please, right, well,
let's get started, ladies and gentlemen, gavel please.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
You don't want to get too excited, too excited.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Start the bidding. Let's start the bidding at one.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
So he used to get somebody else to do the bidding.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
One point eight million? Do I hear one point eight
million sixty nine? Thank you?

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Sixty nine? One point eight?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Do I hear one point nine million? Thank you?

Speaker 5 (33:06):
One point.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
A bit?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Currently?

Speaker 5 (33:09):
At one point? Do I hear two million? Do I
hear two million dollars sixty nine? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Again? Sixty nine two million.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
There, sy, let me just say it is an absolute
bargain for two million joy see two point Do I
hear two point one two point one million, two point
one two point one million, anyone for and off of
the two point going once, going once, twice, going twice million,

(33:44):
two point thank you sixty nine, Thank you?

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Sixty nine?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Do I hear two point six two point six thank
you sixty nine? Two point six million?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Still a bargain, ladies and gentlemen, absolutely, still a bargain
of two point six million. And this night nineties brick
and tile going one set two point six million, get
out twice two points last offers on the table head
shold number sixty nine two point six million.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Well done.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Congratulations, Sarah emsolute bargain.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
That's like double one done. It's more than double. What
what you got the house? It's the trick, Cayse. You
got it out there everyone else and then you get there,
then you get the.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Treat Congratulations sir.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
If you could just come up now and what was
the address on the house, it was eighty five Conini Street, Henderson.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
That's not even the right out, Moji. It's not even
the right house at bit to Henderson, you really fit
in over your keys.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Right next bed six Swing for the nineties, fifties, nineteen fifties.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
This is what I'm here for.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
From the.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiki Radio
hold Age celebrating food Fighters new album Your Favorite Toy.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Yes indeed, and I believe.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
But today we're going to go into the box fellas
rather than the giveaway an album.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Am I correct in saying.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
That, Yes, I've just checked today. It is not a
copy of the vinyl. Instead, it is a toy from
Dave Grohl's Toy Box. Just a reminder, the new food
Fighters album Your Favorite Toy is available now and every
single person that calls through gets on with us. When's
either a toy or a copy of the vinyl. Also
is in the drawer to go and see the Foolies
and January in either Auckland or christ Church.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
How good it's extraordinary, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
I choose christ Church. Get down to that new stadium,
make a weekend on it.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Oh it looks bloody great?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Actually that news is it covered?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
How good of the phone lines?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Get a Scotty you made passed Hell's Life? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Do good on you, mate.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
What do you do for a crush?

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Scotty a mechanical engineer.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
And you love the food fighters, mate?

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Oh definitely, yes, yeah, yeah, all right, Scotty.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
So what's going to happen is Maggie's gonna rummage around
and groll his box and he's going to pull out
a toy at random.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Right, yeah, go for it, Magie. What if you tell
me when to stop? Man, Scotty, your man dog, you
tell me to stop? He just stop? He said, stop, Bugie, stop? Man?
What is it? What is it like? It's a silly sausage?

(36:38):
What the hell is a silly sausage? It is a
life size it's a stress reliever.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Man.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
It's about i'd say, an average six inches or so.
And you give it a squeeze and it makes you
feel better. Man, Give it a squeeze and it makes
you feel real good. But I've got a thing on
here that he is warning that it's not food. Do
not eat your sausage.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
Okay, So Scotty, we're going to send you that silly
sausage stressful relieve, but don't eat it, all right, don't worry, Scotty.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
He's also in the drawer to go and see the foolies.
Let's not forget that. I've got to be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
When I first saw you pull that out, I thought
it was something else entirely, But it looks like it
would be really good for relieving stress. I mean i'd
squeeze that, you would, you know what I mean? I'd
give it a good squeeze.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Scottie, Hey, Scotty, you hold the line man and old
Pugs will send that sausage out to you.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Right, No worries, mate.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Jeez, you do the best toys makee The last one
you got was a poo.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Wasn't It's right? But you poured water on it and
grew six times the size, Yes, which is amazing. They
could have just made it six times the size, you
know what I mean, just.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Had it there.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Yeah, where's the fun in that? Man? Oh, that's true.
I hadn't thought about it because it's a toy.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
I want to be honest, I've been eyeing up that
silly sausage. I want to get out and squeeze it
because it looks it looks like a lot of fun.

Speaker 6 (37:59):
More chances to some more of Dave Grohl's Lootes and
also a copy of their brand new vinyl Your Favorite
tour good right here on Hodak.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
You also get yourself in the drawer right so I
stretching that album to a ripper. If you haven't been
listening to it, Fellers.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Oh yeah, sounds good man, But are you too?

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Man? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Okay, what's wrong with you guys? Nothing? Man, We just
we just sent to a bit of you two Keysy.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
In days and four on radio.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
She had there on the radio Hodaky Big Show this
Wednesday evening.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
The time is five point fifty two.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Five six eight men men men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men.

Speaker 9 (38:46):
Men men.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
One and a half Mowgi's man so good.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
One and a half Moggi's which is when Mogi talks
about out having little Bogie his daughter.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
That's correct, That's absolutely correct. And on this occasion, feelers
the year. Look, she's growing up. She got to reuse
p s at the least she wanted to get them piers.
And it's a real that you've had four daughters that Jason, Yes,
it's a real milestone. I guess you know what's next?

(39:23):
What's next? That's what I asked myself. I don't know,
but I just asked myself. Probably yeah, probably tattoos. She's
sex going on seven? Six going on seven am? I right?

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Yeah, I reckon they grow up fast.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
Next you know she'll be in a retirement village. Yeah, exactly,
but I don't think you would. But that'll be the
next thing. I'm not saying that's going to happen when
she's seven.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
I got my first heat at about sex.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Really yeah, what's that of again? Oh?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
I kind of I did it.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Myself, like, oh yeah, it was a tear drop. Yeah,
where did you put it? Because it's not on your face?
I'm looking at it you if I can't, I can't.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I can't tell you where I put it, kesy right.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Yeah, right, anyway, I took it down there to get
the years PC there and it did as a you know,
it's a big occasion. And I was absolutely gobsmaent by
the price. I was an expensive, so expensive, one hundred
and ninety dollars to have your ears piece of Jesus.
Isn't it unbelievable?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
That's extraordinary?

Speaker 5 (40:31):
I said, IM bugging. I bug it if I'm paying that.
You know my wife and daughter, anyone, I know they
hate it when I make a scene. Yeah, but if
you think i'll make a few, think I'm paying one
hundred and ninety dollars, she said, I don't you know
it will make her happy. It's like one hundred and
ninety bucks. Yeah, man, you make my happiness. Yeah, I
did a pain that. It is absolutely outrageous. It's expensive. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
I remember when I got my first piercing and I
went down. I was bloody shocked. And how much was
Ah it was like one pound threepence or something.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Right, where'd you get that? Because it's not on your face?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
No, well I did it myself in the inlet, bloody
hurt like a basket.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah yeah right, grown over, It has grown over, actually
has rusted up a bit too, a bit of moisture there.
You had a few rings, didn't you, Keysy If you didn't,
you didn't you have some Diamonte ear rings for a
while when you were running your sort of wrapper.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Look, yeah, I had Diamonte earrings.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
I had.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
It was just the one on the left.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Oh yeah, right, that's a good one. Yeah, And I
also use that one. Mean again, I didn't think it
means anything. I thought it just meant I look cool.
Oh yeah, yep. But anyway back to Soden, I'm getting
your ears pissed.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Well now, in the end, I did what you see, Jason,
I just did it, did it at home, wanted to
do it at home.

Speaker 9 (41:51):
I recommended knitting needles a bit big, aren't they? Turns
out she's funny. You should say that because when I
when I use anything, I got, you know, the big hoops.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
You can get my head.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
You had one of those bastards put in there because
I use anything. The needle made up a hole there?

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Where was this? Because you don't have it on your ears?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Oh well no, yeah, I can't really show you.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Keysy and you put a stretcher and it made a
yeah stretched out did you head a Prince Albert?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yeah, yeah, the Prince Albert. But I won't tell you
whether I put the ring.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
And you put a stretcher in it.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Y's a stretcher.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
And it's rusty.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
It is rusty.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Yeah yeah, anyway, yeah, So one and a half mois
and Moggie talks about his adventures with his young daughter.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
There the whole aching big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I can welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope you're
getting through your hump day. Okay, you're listening to the
Big Show. Incidentally, brought to uboy to leado.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
That's right, Toledo's natural allitera like drinks.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
If you can't find them, why don't request them at
your local supermarket today?

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:15):
What so vi?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Actually, I think it's all the flem coming out of
my lungs.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
It's that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Hey fella, Speaking of drinking, I've got a bone to pick.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
I got a bold boot.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Now, Please we consider ourselves civilized human beings, don't we?

Speaker 5 (43:31):
I guess? So? Can we?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Can we please drink out of normal vessel? Putson, who
usually has this massive glass water bottle that he's stolen
from somewhere, slugs away on that all day. I've just
noticed that Mogie's drinking out of a massive old pickle jar,

(43:55):
and now Pugs is eating drinking out of a pickle jar.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Can we just use normal glasses?

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Please?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
We're not animals on this drinking water wine glass. I mean,
I'm kind of a iffy on that myself. I can
we just water drink out of normal glasses.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
You've got a tiny glass that I would drink like
port out of. To be honest, the issue we've got here,
it's ridiculous, is the way our company is set up
is you've got Radiohodaki on one side of the building
and another station, and then all the other really fancy
stations are on the other side of the building, and
they've got all this beautiful glass wear and knives and
forks and stuff and on on our side.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
It is a shambles.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
It is.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
So you open the glasses cupboard and there's literally the
best option to drink out of today was a wine
glass and a jar, pickle jar.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
That's right. So we expect.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
I have noted many, many, many times that our cupboards
are jam pet with normal No, they're not glasses. Don't
try and paint a picture.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
We don't have again in the world. Absolute disgrace.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
And I have this in my own home where my
family go through so many glasses in a day and
they end up drinking out of stupid things, and it's like,
for goodness sake, just use the same glass and stop
recycling it or getting a new glass.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Every time you have a glass at water. Hell a
you jays you tell them, Yeah, man, you should run
for parliament, bro. People will be into that.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
I'm thinking of running for mere Oh.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Really, yeah you should. You walk around the city. A
lot were totally pressing the fleesh and that. I mean,
that's legal the way you do it. But sick purse.
It's food Fighters.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
This is indeed sound Garden there on the radio. Darchy
Big Show this Wednesday night, Good news fellas. I found
out who the toe belongs to. The bread out there
in the kitchen. It's old Big Dilly and he said,
I can help myself. I'll be making myself some peanut butter.
Maybe some veggie might actually who might? Well, it's just
part of the general sort of art. Well, I'm not

(46:14):
going to find out whose veggie might it is? That
jar of veggie might in there?

Speaker 5 (46:18):
The spread belongs to people Joseph brought it in. Think
it is a generic spread.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I'm not going to start texting around trying to find
who owns the jar of veggie.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Might you want it to be a generic spread, But
it's not something that somebody who's bored as an individual
and they leave it here so that it's here for
them to use.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yes, the practice manager, the person, the office manager, the
practice Vegi might the ma might the peanut butter, and
I discovered little tubs of butter which aren't anyone's in
the side jaw there. So I'm going to have a
little bit of a slice of toast, but maybe a

(46:57):
bit of veggie might I might I make because there's
peanut butter in there as well, so I may go
peanut butter.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Let me be very clear here, what you're allowed to
have xus here and what you've been given, given approval
for and permission for is a slice of white bread
from Dilly. You cannot put anything on it except there
is a jar of best Foods Mayo here because of
our partnership with the Comedy Festival. Outside of that, so
that's that's the thing.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
Right Like in a standard office, you are given coffee, tea,
maybe some milo.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
That's all that you can help youse ouf to that.
No one has random spreads and condiments and things. That's
not how officers work.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Pugs.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
The only things coffee, milk, salt, and pepper.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Wow, that's all you're allowed. So no butter for you.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Jay's no spreads, right, okay, so what you said, Well,
how about but no, you can put mayo on it
because that's part of the coffee.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Okay, how about I have two slices of bread?

Speaker 5 (47:56):
Yes? Well, hang on, did you ask Dilly if you
could have two? Because he said you could have one?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Said fill your boots, that you were little. The white death,
the white death, which.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Is aboutuch is, by the way, what we call white bread.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Two slices of white death, a slaver, a slaver of mayonnaise,
and some chippies just widget.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
I mean the chippies.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
I mean they're not they don't technically belong to anyone.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
They're just to kind of help yourself.

Speaker 8 (48:28):
They're not when you're feeling a bit pickaged, hav an
old school chippy and mayo between two slabs of white
deer slams.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Well, let me say that the chippies aren't there for
you to take. Otherwise, Lane wouldn't be firing up about
it every day where you steal chips. But I'm more
than happy for you to do that because I wanted
to see you eat a chippy and mayo sandwich because
you can't wait for half an hour to get home. Yeah,
like you could also, but you don't have to. What
chippies on? You got mayo? There? Did you hear?

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Pugs at tea bags? You can rip open a tea
bag and sprinkle some sea.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
What about a sugar sandwich?

Speaker 7 (49:06):
But a chucky Milo?

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:08):
There you go a bit of Milo.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Or you could go down to the shop, which is
a fifty meter walk and buy yourself some food.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
I'm exhausted, Keysy, No you're not. I'm starving to death.
I'd faint on the way. Pill jam Yeah, why not.
It's the only kind of gem you're allowed on your toes.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
The Hodarky Big Show was Jas, Mike and Keyzy tune in.

Speaker 9 (49:31):
Four on radio.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yes, indeed, please over there on the radio Hodaki Big
Show this Wednesday evening.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
The time six thirty seven should give out some advice.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Please please.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Six at gmail dot com get in touch with the Fellers.
It is a really Fellows Jayce. It is a real
email address. Meat had Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Get in touch.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
If we read your advice question on the show, you
get a prize it's one percent anonymous as well. This
one comes from anonymous, fellas.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
What's surprise?

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Get there, fellas are Pug's nose he picks out different
things from his nose, doesn't peck his nose And then.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
It's a booby prize, isn't it? Put it in a.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Right old bogie on it and then send it off.
Now this one comes from anonymous. Then can you stay
on topic?

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Please get a there, guys. Advice needed.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
I've decided to push the boat out and sign up
to a fifty kilometer run at the end of the year, so.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
I have, surprise, surprise, started to run more.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
The issue being that my nips seem to get overly
excited by the situation and are constantly chafing. As you
feelers have banged out a few marathons in your time,
wondering if you had any remedies or am I just
acking nip fitness?

Speaker 5 (51:01):
And they'll adept with time. He's bagger into up, isn't he, Joe?
Because what you meant to do and you'll be able
to speak to this bitter than noise? You see it
a go and then you do nothing. Yeah, and then
the time passes and you've done jack Ship, and you've
embarrassed yourself because your public publicly said you're going to
do something. You've done nothing, absolutely nothing. Yeah, oh really,
because I just chill. That's the way to do it.
There's the way Jay does it. Yeah. Yeah. Remember the

(51:23):
piano extravaganza last year. Oh yeah, that's funny. But I
was thinking always gives up the vapor sigi. Oh yeah,
it's funny too.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
When it comes to naps and there's where we have
expertise in the room.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Doesn't run, Yeah, I know he doesn't run.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
Why do you think I don't run? They do weep
a lot and know that it's because of the nip chafing.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Oh is it? Yeah? Why don't you run with your
shirt off?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Tell you what's really good. It's really good.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Pull chalk you know that you put on the end
of your queue. Yeah, just spend that around the naps
a couple of times.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
Drives it right out because it's clever because you could
it's always hanging on a string on a pool table.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Yes, you could have that hanging from your belt. Yes.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
And then when you're starting to get sought shirt up.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I put it down. That's actually good advice.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Yeah, thank you man.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Alternatively, you can cut a hole out for your nips.
I've never ever had any sue with chafing nipples, e
have you, Jazz. I had a heavy bosom for a while.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
And when I did, and I used to like wearing
you know, and I used to wear certain shirts, your corduroy,
et cetera, fish net, fish net that used to rub
up against it.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
So they used to get a bit weepy. And what happens.
What do they look like to the eye? They rubbed raw?
Or what's the gats with a cha?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah, they get swollen, swollen, swollen, very red.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Do you just vest them up?

Speaker 2 (53:01):
You can vest them up, but I used That's why
I like the pool cue chalk drive them up because
the vess I found made them more weepy.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Right, so the kids to dry them out.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
So I'd go out some nights. It looked like I
was lactating.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Yeah you know what I mean, because they.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Were weeping so much. It looks like I'd given birth
and was meant to be feeding a child. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
It just had a hitty, heavy bosom. I just had
a heavy bosom, right, Well, look, I thought, hopefully that
helps so polish a whole run, shirtless, fish net top.
I mean, the world is your oyster? Really, there's lots
of solutions here was actually oysters like those yeah, bikini

(53:46):
top Yeah yeah, coconut shell oysters.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
So hopefully that helps anonymous. Let us know how you
go on the fifty K. Yes, actually no, we don't care.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
The whole key big show from four on Radio hod
I kick.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
There you go, your man bastards.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
That's the big show, done and dusted for your Wednesday night.
What's the podcast outro clip?

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Today? Keasy?

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Today's clip? Jase, I don't remember this at all. It's
entitled Home Invasion. Yeah, I remember this and it comes.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Out at seven thirty pm to night wherever you get
your podcast.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Imagine if you had a home invasion and people barged in,
you know, they're tying you up because they're robbing the house,
and then to keep you quiet, they grabbed a hold
of you and stuff that in your mouth to keep
you quiet.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Does anyone that you ran away?

Speaker 5 (54:40):
You got away and you're running and people. Is that
a beatable phrase?

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (54:48):
I think it's probably for the best, is it?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
I noted when we were talking about it at the
beginning of the show today that Pugs was not happy.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
He was doing that hold the head thing.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
Right, was doing that? Yeah, he is. I thought that
were not many people would know what that is? What
a mungrag? Yeah, mungrag. We should do a yes, big
pole tomorrow top of the show.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Great idea, Mogie, great idea.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Hey all the question.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
What's up for you tonight?

Speaker 5 (55:17):
I've just been coughing my way through my bed time.
I've got my little niggerly cough there has returned. I
don't know why.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
I wonder, but you've got a similar cough, Jase, Yes,
since it Yes, So I don't know what's going on there,
but it's quite annoying and I don't like it. And
hopefully it'll be gone in the morning.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Keysy, hopefully Fellers feels I'm gonna go home and find
out what my wife has done to flesh out our
pie meal.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
Oh, make sure you take the check, save it for
the show. I said, what is it?

Speaker 3 (55:47):
What have you gone with?

Speaker 4 (55:48):
And she's like, I'm not saying because you'll make fun
of it on the radio. So it's a surprise. And
now she won't tell me, So it's she doesn't know
us at all, of course, fellas, I'll be watching tonight
on sky Spot. I'll be watching Game and two, oh yeah,
which when I was back, But I'm on this one.
It's actually free to wear Friday TV three after seven days.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
If you know, that's stinging there from mercilessly plugging your
own stuff, you remember that.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Yeah, I don't know that you can do I don't
know that you can do that easy.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
That's not allowed. That's self real. I mean we're self
reglading now that the Broadcasting Standards Authority has gone. But
it feels like that to no, no, yeah, you just win.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Oh so what's Friday eight thirty pm on three after
seven days?

Speaker 5 (56:29):
I thought you see it was tonight.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
It's tonight on Skysport. They get to play first. Oh Jason,
what are you doing tonight?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Man?

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Just chilling? Actually I might go for a bit of
a wonder tonight.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
You know, I have.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
A bit of a peep Yeah, just you know, ere
the lungs out stuff.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
See you tomorrow.
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