FULL SHOW: Spicing It Up

On today's show, Jase makes the official invite to the new pad, Mike tests his temptation and Keyzie has another bone to pick.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hope.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I keep a big shirt thanks to crave Worthy street
Food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome, this is big, really big. Jason hits Mike.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Monrod and.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Get a your mad bastards. Great to have your company
on this moody, sultry day. Spooky, it's Friday the thirteenth. Spooky,
all right, Bogie hopefully, I think terrible has befallen you and.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
You're making your way through this spooky, steamy day.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
I've actually got quite a gravvy shirt on. It's a
bit of stuff on it.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
You always do it, and it's white as well.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Is that spooky?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Really?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
No, it's just part of the course, I'd say, But
you are, in fact listening to the big show.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
If you're not aware, it's brought to you by reboog.

Speaker 6 (01:07):
You crave Worthy street food freshly made. So what do you?

Speaker 7 (01:16):
What do you think of the place?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Do you like it? Yeah? A lot of the balcony
and a lot the high ceilings.

Speaker 7 (01:23):
Yeah, and you know that the school zoning is great too.
Good square footage?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Is it a rebigger over the road that I see there?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Let me have a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:36):
Let's see is that the.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
The gourmet street food sort of place.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Oh yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
I think over the road.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh you don't want to hear the nice work stuff?
Nice work?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Do you still want to speak music? Sure?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
You mentioned the fact that you've spelt food all over
your pristine.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
White T shirt.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
I kind of like it.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Maggie adds a certain kind of sexiness on top of
us earthiness.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, yeah, I like.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
The idea of food dribbling down that massively cut chest
of yours.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
How are you you, Stallion?

Speaker 5 (02:26):
How's life going? Pretty grass? Your mad dog? You're six?
Son of a be? What's she had been there? When
I lit a little bit of a little bit of
a dribble, A little bit of a dribble of coffee
spilled from my mouth and down the front of my shirt?

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Was it toffee?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
A little bit of coffee?

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Cool? You got to help with a.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Clean up with pleasure, didn't you? And I think it
was it was either you were Moggi Keyzy.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Who the hell's Moggi Keysy.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Get like wedges in your pubs?

Speaker 5 (03:04):
That's right now? He had our buttered chicken juice.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh butter chicken?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (03:08):
And what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Well? When you went out for a midnight face the
other day because you're starving in and you hold him
to the butter of chicken.

Speaker 8 (03:17):
You guys made this, yar up. Don't be like, oh
didn't you the other day? Didn't that happen when you
made that?

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Well, Jay said that your missus called him and tears
because she'd walked into the kitchen at half past midnight
and found you lit by the light of the refrigerator,
shoveling buttered chicken into your gallot, fully nude, crouched down
like Gollum?

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Was I crouched down?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Anyway?

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Fellas?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Ye, I'm going well, yeah, good stuff, really great to
be here, Hey, Mogi, watch on the show. What's happening
on the Big Show with old Mogi?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Bloody sighting day to day fellas, As always, we've got
the Thrubber. Yeah, man, the Throbber is back. Not only
that three four eight three hit us up. It is
a froud out Shiday. If you got anyone you want
to froud out, let us know, listen out for the
queue to call as well. We've got the Hodeki bar
tab that will be happening later on today. What does
that sound like? Kezy, We know what they're meant to

(04:21):
be listening out.

Speaker 8 (04:21):
For Ah, well, we've got it here. But you know
when you're here, you know when you're here, you just
have to call eight hundred Hardarky.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
That's the trick.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
And Kesey has got another another What do you call
it a job? What's the job people do?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
There?

Speaker 5 (04:36):
He's got people that he hates. He hates teachers, es
and that he also hates weill estate agents. We're going
to get into that, don't you.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
He's blur The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Queens of the Stone Age.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Friday afternoon.
And I believe we've got a person on the line,
Jimmy who's got a froud out Shiday. Get it, Jimmy,
your man Bartardour's life.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Good on you, mate? What's your what's your froud out?

Speaker 5 (05:05):
I just wanted to give a big throut out to
my good mate.

Speaker 9 (05:08):
Tommy Gunns is a chippy in christ This his last
day on site.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Oh he got fired, didn't he got caught? He got caught.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Thieven was like, you know.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
What, good on you there, Jimmy. That is throut out
successfully completed. Hey, fellas, if it's okay with you, if.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
We had that for a little while, Yeah, we just
haven't played it very.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Often, Feilers. I've got a bone to pick off, that's all.
G I got a bone a bit.

Speaker 8 (05:43):
So my wife and I were thinking about potentially leaving
our current house, and it's that it's our first house.
We've had it, we've been in for seven or eight years,
and we're just sort of starting the process of like
looking around.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Yes, you know, you just sort of maybe go to
one or two open homes.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
I don't know, uh, And I've noticed this thing that
is happening, and in my head instantly I look at
it and I say, iffing real estate agents every single
time it is you set a budget on your trade
research or whatever the hell you're using, probably one roof
maybe I don't know, and then let's just say your
budget to make it easy is one million dollars.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
And then they.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
Intentionally put houses in there that are two million dollars
or one point five million dollars or four million dollars,
and they intentionally put it in that bracket, like I'm
going to see this house. I think it's so amazing
that actually I will spend four times as much as
I am currently able to the hell's that about?

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Man?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
You got a million bucks?

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Million bucks?

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Wow, I don't have a million dollars.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Man, Okay, I know what you mean.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
And it's I've had that experience too, where we've been
looking at places and then people will go, oh, actually
you might this isn't for you. You might be interested
in this, and it's like we're renting at the moment.
So I was like, double the rent that we were
prepared to pay pay and it's like, no, this is
what we want to pay.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
We don't want to pay double that.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
I'd love to live there, Yeah, I'd love to love
to have the amount of money that would mean I
could live there.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yes, it's akin to what I was talking about the
other day.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Keasy when you go in and you'll say to a
takeaway or something like that, just the curry roll, thanks,
and they go anything else and it's like, no, I
just told you just the curry roll.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
Well, it's almost like you're going in for one curry roll,
which by the way, is ridiculous, like you shouldn't get
more than just that, and you go to you know,
you say, can I have look at the curry roll menu, please,
And then they hand you something on the curry roll
menu that is four times the price, like a five course,
seven course degastation meal is on the menu, and you're like,
why are you showing me this?

Speaker 6 (07:44):
I want one curry roll.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
There'll be a reason for this. There must be a
real estate agent scumback out there that knows what we're
talking about. Yes, but to me, as I was saying
to a kezy off here, it's really the real estate equivalent
of saying, would you like fries with that? Yes, Now
we understand that you want this, but let's see if
we can get you to have this as well or
instead of you know what I mean, so I can
absolutely they want to find the limits of what you're

(08:08):
prepared to spend. Yes, and they might only answer work
for them once totally it's been worth it. What are
they here? If you're sitting at home, fuman, they love
it one hundred percent.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
Well, the problem is that it didn't count on is
that I'm sitting at home fuming that I come to
work on a radio station and then fume about it
on air.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
Yeah, so our seven listeners will be like, yeah, wow, when.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
You see a million dollars. I think maybe dropped down
to three.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
I don't know. It was for round number's sake, I
see a million dollars. And also in Auckland, a million
dollars gets you a shack.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Hey, you ain't lying.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
It sucks, that's true.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Just on the front, fellows. I went to an investment
sort of broker, a rich guy, guy Old Curry Rolls,
and we were talking about a certain amount of money, right,
and then I'm not going to say and then he was.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
For round numbers. Shall we just say ten million dollars?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Just say ten million round numbers?

Speaker 6 (08:59):
Rich guy.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
But then he sort of was trying to get us
to invest like twenty million. And it's like, no, no, no,
We've only got this amount to invest.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
And so why are you why are you telling me
all the stuff that I don't have the money, that
this unnecessary.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
But it's the same with everything. It's the same. You
go to buy a car and you say this is
my price, ranger, I'm going to show you something that's
more expensive, ten.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Thousand more or something. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:23):
Yeah, and so but that's what's the nooise. I understand
if I had a million dollars and they showed me
a one point two million dollar house. Yeah, when you're
showing me a three million dollar house or even at
one point four, like, it's just.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Necessarily that they're trying to upsell you in that case.
It's just like, look at what you could be buying, loser.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
It's showing me what I can't afford. It's right rubbing
in my face.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
That's right anyway, if there is a real agent that
wants to call up one hundred Hadarchy and actually say
what is going on there and hopefully change my opinion
on them, because every yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
I just I hate salesy stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, tactics, tactics, God, oh Lenny that time rabbit downstairs
fell out of here heah. Stud though, those are the days.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
The Wold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodik Sheeha.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
There on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show. This Friday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
The time is four twenty four and fells, I'm gonna
make it official. I'd like to officially.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Invite all of you backbones and your lovely wives and
partners to Hoidy Jay's next Friday for a meal.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Is this your new apartment in the city.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yes, where's HOYTYJ?

Speaker 4 (10:45):
So it's official. Put it in your diaries. Now, a
couple of things.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
I've got some bad news to start off with.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Of course you do.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
There was some conjecture about I'll just get some takeaways.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
We'll just make it very care will.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Be tickety boo you miss as kih Yes she.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Did, and she said, oh no, no, no, we won't
be doing that.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
What I'm going to cock something? Oh wow?

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Really great shit?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah, now look, can I just make a request jas Yeah, sure,
I had to put it out there, you.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Know, yeah, yum for me. I don't like broccoli salad.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Just okay, so no broccoli salad. I'll pass that on.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
I don't mind whatever she's making. Literally, just happy to
be there.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Okay, but I've guaranteed that it's not going to be
a pasta.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
Good shit.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
But I don't know what's going to end up on
the plate. But what I will do to sort of
mitigate that is I'll have.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
A very large platter of cold meats, cheeses, breads, and crackers.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
You're all right with that, Pugs, I'll look, Pugs is here.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's pugs.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Yeah, I'm keen as man, thanks for having me. I'm
really excited now.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
I think I found a good playlist, you know, because
when I'm walking back to the apartment with my skull
candies on every day, I'm getting some tunes.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Man. It's it's very mild.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
It's a bit depressing, but I think it will be
perfect for ambiyonce, unless, of course, you guys want to
sort of agree on something before you.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Right, it's all on your head man.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Now.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
There's also been a very interesting point made by our
boss Toddy, and he was very keen. And I don't
know how you guys feel about this live streaming it.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
It kind of feels like work at that point.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah, well maybe just someone in the corner filming us,
filming us or is that just going to make everyone
really uncomfortable and stuff?

Speaker 8 (12:52):
Well, I mean we could bring Dylan, Yeah, Big Delli's
probably free at the table.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah that when I don't want to I'm touching the food.

Speaker 8 (13:01):
We bring Dilly and we could say, hey, Dilly, who's
our social media online guy? We just hay Man like
for this evening, You're pretty much just gonna have to
be like a tripod.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yes, just do you. I will provide beersies and wines.
So if you organize, yeah, well, well there's a couple
of notice, a couple of crates and steal them from the.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Stuff.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
So just to let you know, even though you and
I mogi, we won't be indulging in that. I just
want you fellas to know because you're probably thinking, God, God,
there's going to be really awkward and I won't even
be able to get to suck piss.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
Well, I'll probably come with a bottle of wine anyway.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah when you arrive, Yeah, good, good, Yeah cool, So
lock it and fell seven thirty Friday V whatever it is.
It's Friday. It's done and dusted. And what does the
audience feel about live streaming it?

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Three four a three?

Speaker 8 (13:56):
But yeah, okay, yeah, let us know. Also, Pugs's partner vegetarian.
Will you be catering for that?

Speaker 6 (14:02):
Yeah, that's true. Honestly, she can just eat purse. As
long as this purse there, she'll be there. She'll just
eat purse.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
She's gonna eat purse. What hey, Jace Pegs as missus,
She's gonna eat purse.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
It's not that kind of party.

Speaker 8 (14:22):
Okay, sorry, yeah, say that a l that it also
just before we sign off on this just.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
And no buzzies, pugs. It's no one of your weird
busy parties.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
All right, I'm not going either.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Then I'm out the Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kyzy.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Tune in on radio host.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Watch this Radio ORGI bar.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
In do this giveaways some meat and some cash. But
first we need to get people on the drawer, don't we, fellows.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Yeah, certainly do jays.

Speaker 8 (14:58):
Every single day this week thanks to be from LAMB
New Zealand's we've been giving away a meat back, meat
pack and one hundred bucks cash. All you to do
is listen out for the queue to call because it's
National LAMB Day on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
That's so true, man, raise a chop, really really excited
about it?

Speaker 5 (15:12):
To hello a few days, isn't it? Because today's Friday,
the third eighth, Then it's Valentine's Day and then you
get to round out a massive weekend with LAMB Day.

Speaker 10 (15:19):
Yeah, Hell, good man, Hell, good road crazy, get a Scott.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Your mad barst how's live? Oh yeah, I can't bad man. Yeah,
that's that's good man.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
That's Hey.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Tell me, Scott, what do you do for a crust?

Speaker 9 (15:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (15:42):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Makee you like a bit of meat, do you, Scott?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Oh yeah, no doubt, no doubt.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Yeah, all right, well you're in the drawers, Scott.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Keep your phone on.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
We might call you later on with some cash. Alright, yeah, boy, awesome, Jesus, guys.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Good you mate? Goody Sam? Your mad barset?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
How's live yourself? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (15:58):
Not bad Sam, not bed. What do you do for
a crust? Your messive backbone?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:06):
You're finished for the day of you say, I'm going
to have a few cold ones now yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Not going to get home and eat some Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Yeah, hell good man? Good on your Sam? Will you
sound the line as well and pugs will sort you out.
And finally, James, how's life good?

Speaker 5 (16:26):
May yourself?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah? Good?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Thanks James. Tell me, James, what do you do for
a crust? I swing off the end of a hammer
all day?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, another chippy?

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Could it could be a blacksmith, could be just a
guy that owns a hammer?

Speaker 6 (16:38):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Lotter?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Hammers?

Speaker 6 (16:40):
I got lots of hammers any all right?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right?

Speaker 6 (16:43):
Coming for a fight job.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Man, jeez?

Speaker 6 (16:46):
Met him?

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Hey, James, what's the plan tonight? Mate?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (16:56):
Kids are going to be home soon, so.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Just look for doors.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Family.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
This sounds like you resented that a little bit when
you see that family time.

Speaker 8 (17:09):
Nice when you keep your phone on to brother and
we could be calling you with some meat and some cash.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
All right.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
Over there, good stuff, fellas.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Why curious do you to?

Speaker 6 (17:23):
What's what's on the Did you want to say?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Genuinely, You're not gonna make fun of it?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
No, it depends, well, it means what it is, Yeah,
to be.

Speaker 8 (17:32):
My wife and I are going to go to the supermarket.
We're going to pick something to have for dinner tonight
or we can't decide, and then.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
We're going to do it together.

Speaker 8 (17:39):
It's a little louding, yeah, because she suggested lamb chops
and I said, that's Sunday. It's National Lambday on Sunday.
Let's save it for the Yes, you're smart, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then we're going to eat some ice cream that
we've got in a tub and the freezer at home.
We're gonna make ice cream cones, and then we're going
to watch a movie I want to watch, potentially, like
another Ron Howard movie, like The Thirteen?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (18:01):
She wants to watch the Pike River movie. So we're
gonna decide which one of those two will we watch,
and then we'll eat ice cream. How are you going
to decide? We'll first fight. We'll probably watch Pike River
because it was her one.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Yeah, that's usually I've heard decide. You sit back and
you think, now, which one does she want to work?

Speaker 6 (18:18):
And I just go, wat'll do?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I've heard it's very good. Yeah, movie, very very good.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
It's very very good as well.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
I just I know, yeah, it's yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
It's not going to be too spooky for her or
anything spooky.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
No, I'm going to get a fry till get anxious.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
No no, no, no, she won't because she knows what
calling me again at midnight kezy and tears. She won't
chase because she knows that this Sunday is National Lamb
Day and we'll be firing up the barbecue and raising
a chop with all of our friends and family.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Hang on a minute, what there's cakes the Element Elephant.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
Here's Cage's the Element.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
The Hurdichy Big Show week days from four on.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Radio hod I Blank Crows There on the Radio ho
Donkey Big Show.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
This Friday afternoon. The time is four forty eight. Let's
talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Taggards TV does not feel weird to you that start
that we're not doing that anymore?

Speaker 6 (19:19):
Yes, I would like it if we just mean yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Yeah, something I need something that Yah. It feels weird
because we're deliberately trying not to do it.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
We can.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
We just know he's talking and we've just got to
keep it short and shut. But there needs to be something.
There is wrong.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
It's not right.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
It's cross again, man, Okay, you're the top.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Yeah, that's just what you're taking the person taking her
on for ages to.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Say, Muggie, is that That's how it used to be
a while back, and then you started just losing your
mind over it.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
And the fans loved it, man, and it was all
of our idea Jays. You got to take some of
the credit to me and you, Geezy, you loved it.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
Didn't I gave it four busies out of five fellows.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
I didn't watch anything last night. I was in bed
by about seven minutes past eight because I've had several
bed sleeps in a row and it was a great
sleep and I'm feeling much better. Thanks for you mate.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
How many busies out of five was asleep four and
a half.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Wow, that's good sleep fellows. Last night I was stuffing
my face with spicy chicken dumplings. And I have started
watching a series called.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
The Burning Girls.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
River and Jack Brocks and her daughter arrive in Chapel Craft.
Oh God, the place for a fresh start that soon
reveals its community's dark history and where ancient superstitions and
mistrust of outsiders are quite common.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Stars Samantha Morton. I don't know Camtha Morton. She was
in the Fis directed by Vincent Ward. She had him
stood down from the film as the star Keith of Sutherland.
The course also in that film, and had somebody else
come and direct it. Vincent wad have been working on
that film for twenty years trying to get that up

(21:11):
and running, and she did that to him. She is
a horrendous human being and I have no time for her.
Very good actor though, yeah she is.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
She was also in that film with Tom Cruise where
they have those three beans. It's a futuristic one, the
three beans lying in the swimming pools and they can
see the future.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
Damn it.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Sorry, possible, that's it.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah, good stuff already report as it sounds here in
the description I just gave.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
It's kind of, you know, weird stuff, superstitious stuff, sort
of suspicious locals, suspicious stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Going on all over the place.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
It's a step above that a little bit. It's actually
a pretty good series. It's quite compelling. It's not amazing, sure,
but it's certainly a good enough watch for hordy Ja.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
I'll give it. It's on TV and Z plus. I'll
give it three point one buzzies.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
And it's called The Burning Girls.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
The Burning Girls.

Speaker 8 (22:04):
I started last night watching a Night of the Seven Kingdoms,
yeah on neon, which I was very to be honest,
I was like, oh, it wasn't even in the mood
to watch it, and then I started watching it, and
then by the end of the episode, because I think
the first episode is forty minutes.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah, it's all about that, I think, which.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
Is great because Game of Thrones you really had to
commit and it was excellent, well, the first seasons were,
but it was like an hour of your time, where's
this one? Because it's just forty minutes, you find it
easy to chuck it on. And the other thing that
this series is doing that Game or it was House
of the Dragon, Yes, the first man off, don't even
I know. The thing that the series is doing is
that there's the characters are likable. I want the main

(22:42):
guy to be successful, whereas I hated everyone in the House.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
Of the Dragons and nothing really happened.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
But also this one is funny. It's brought the humor back,
and where's House of Dragon was super earnest, no humor
and at whatsoever. And it's hard to take something serious
when it's dragon.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, and it was boring, and don't get me started
on the hair styles.

Speaker 8 (23:05):
But also the other thing with this A Night of
the Seven Kingdoms is the guy the main character, and
I won't spoil it, but when he sees his name
and comes up with his name to be a knight
because he's basically trying to pretend that he's a knight,
I've heard that guy's name reference in Game of Thrones,
so I was like, oh, wow, because I think need
Stark or whoever mentioned, I've heard his name mentioned before.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
That's cool. Yeah, So honestly, I.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
Give I've watched the first two episodes. I was eating
a buttter of checken when I sat down and watched the.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
First one and left after the other night.

Speaker 8 (23:36):
And at the very start of the episode, it starts
with him just like basically backing one out in a
quite a gratuitous fashion, as I was eating my butter
of chicken, and I.

Speaker 6 (23:45):
Was like, Oh, that's what this is. The show is
going to be?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (23:47):
But it was excellent. I give it four point one
busies out of five. I've heard the latest episode, however,
is excellent. Yes, it's like really good.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
It's a real cliffhanger.

Speaker 8 (23:56):
So I can't wait. So I can't wait to get there.
I'm really enjoying it. And that's on Neon great stuff.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
He's a been a Frands Ferdinand.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hodk.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Is indeed Friends Ferdinand there on the Radio Hodarkey Big
Show this Friday afternoon, the time four fifty seven coming
up after five as always on a Friday, the Friday Thrubber.
Of course, the theme had today Valentine's Day.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Ah ah love theme songs, yeah, a relationship themed. I
reckon anything to do with wow. People in relationships. Yeah, nice, Yeah,
that's so good.

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Also after five two, I haven't heard the Reburger Sting
play yet.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Or trying to be in relationships.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 8 (24:37):
Yeah, I haven't heard the Reburger Sting play yet. So
if you hear it, remember to call eight hundred Hodarky
and you could win a fifty dollars rebig about you
good stuff man.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in weekdays at four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
It's the holacky Big Shows. Friday Throbber.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Brought to this every week more than the Throbbers, just
blowing that.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
I've got a massive mental block with that one. Now,
I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
Because when I play the Throbber Sting the opener there, Yeah,
in my head, I'm like, please have forgotten, Please forgot.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I've always forgotten until I hear the music. Then I'm like, oh,
that's right. And then the next thing I think.

Speaker 8 (25:21):
Is yeah, and if people don't know what we're talking about,
we always, for some reason go douche, douche.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Yes, but Jase always forgets.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
If you're by chance joining us for the very first
time and you're going, what the hell is a Friday throbber?
Each of the fellas in the studio here we pick
a tune just sort of kick off your Friday, your
weekend kind of vibes. Then you give us a call
on oh eight hundred hodak, you tell us the tune
you want to play in the.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
First of two wins.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Absolutely right, Fellas. This week it's a Valentine's theme. I'll
go first this week if you don't mind, sure this one. Look,
I didn't have a lot of time on it, but
I do love this song. And it grounds for divorce
from Elbow. Yeah, and that's for divorce. And if you

(26:16):
forget Valentine's Day, Fellas, you're in a world of trouble,
ain't you.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
I'm gonna heard that before that song, but I like it.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
That song rules.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
You know, when you hear a song for like quite
quite a few songs, it takes a few listens.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
But it's a good Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
What did you pick?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Jace?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Something that I think is a good good Friday?

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Can I say?

Speaker 7 (26:35):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (26:36):
That's got me thinking? What's that band? You always do?
The Tones?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah? Tell me.

Speaker 8 (26:42):
If this is the deaf Tone song six tape. I'm
gonna be furious. What is it?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Oh your play and find out.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
A baby?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Oh wet baby.

Speaker 8 (27:02):
I love Marvin Gaye saying no, no, is it a
great song?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Years?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Should it be banned because it's not a throblet?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Years?

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Will it get an astress if it wins?

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Years? I love Marvin Gaye. Absolutely, it's great. I hope
that song wins.

Speaker 8 (27:22):
Now Fellas for my Valentine's Day theme, Throbert, it's hard
finding a throuble with romance in the topic that's an
actual throb but I managed to find one, and it
just so happens to that he's coming to the country
later this year.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Wada moment.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Tell me one one one see it's me that new.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
That's a tune man.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
And then donand tell me when.

Speaker 8 (27:54):
Ingle bit Humperdink or is someone texts her yesterday ingle
bird ship Crispadink.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Changed his name too.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
I was saying, kezy, My wife's very keen on that gig.
We're going to go good times. Hey, but you decide
New zeal And give us a call right now on
eight hundred Holdarchy.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
In the meantime, here is the Actic Monkeys.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and kezy tune
in four on Radio Hoky.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
It's the Hock Big Shows Friday Thromer.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Yes, nailed, nailed, fels good for you.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
The theme today Valentine's Day.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (28:40):
This is where we each pick a song. You guys,
help vote by calling eight hundred Hodarchy. The first to
get two votes will be played in full, and don't
forget when we have a winner to text in on
three four eight three and let us know what you
think of the winning song, for example, A great great
Texas come through here Gooday, guys, has there ever been
a throbble where no one called him because all the
songs was ship close.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
We have won a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, we did it.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
We took a long time on the phone to start
ringing and we just managed to scrape in.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (29:09):
Not today though, because we picked some absolute yeah, some
real good songs. Elbow is the name of the band
band and Grounds for Divorce is the name of the song.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Tune.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
It is a tune, the only rock and tune of
the three this week, Fellas, but I don't want it
to sway anyone's vote.

Speaker 8 (29:45):
Yeah, totally, Jase, What absolute doozy of a song did
you choose man, Let's get it on.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Casy hold Soul and if you.

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Like, oh, come.

Speaker 9 (30:11):
On yeah baby, doesn't it just make you feel like
making love fellows?

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Love fellas?

Speaker 5 (30:27):
It's been a comedy tune from CAZy.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
Yesterday, I sort of got very excited because one of
my favorite singers when I'm steamed is coming to New
Zealand Engelbert Hump. He's going to be ninety when I
see him perform. But I tell you, what do.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
You'll make it? We should put money on him.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yes, it's actually a good call.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
I don't know, man, but I'm gonna go see him live.
And the song is an absolute throbber.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I can wait a moment more.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Just tell me one of it's me you that.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
New doesn't that just make you want to make love?

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Little pan flute in the background.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
I love songs with flute in it.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, cool, great stuff?

Speaker 6 (31:11):
Not enough floutist skinning about.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Let's go to the phone lines, good Lucas, your mad Barsard?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
What are you running with?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Good Phil?

Speaker 8 (31:18):
I think I might go with you.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, good on you, joy brother, good stuff. Let's go
to Big Red from the tron get a big Red,
good mate, what are you running with there.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Good on your jas, big win there, thanks big Red.
Well it was easy, pretty pretty cut and try.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
There yeah, get it done. It's plat out.

Speaker 8 (31:43):
Yeah, let's do it, Marvin Gay, let's get it on
text us three four eight three.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
How do you feel about Jason's went on Today's Friday?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Robert Yes, the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hdiky.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Here baby, let's get it on. Marvin Gay. The your
Friday through.

Speaker 8 (32:02):
Lots of texts coming through on three for most amount
of ts we've had. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good the feelers.
Now this is a proper jizbot throbber. It's from William,
Good on you. William might ironically be the greatest throbber
of all. It's from Liam in traffic fighting the Edge
to not make Love to myself?

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Eisolute tune year Jas my pants just went.

Speaker 8 (32:22):
Tight, Robbie says, bloody, how guys is going to be
another baby bird?

Speaker 5 (32:28):
So it really has this one absolute banger. Got my
wife frisky on our honeymoon. Now, if you need to
play Marvin to get your wife frisky on your honeymoon,
I had this all together.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah in two years time.

Speaker 8 (32:41):
Well that that honeymoon might have been forty years ago,
though it could have been, but the sounds of it
all right, Let's go to a score update on the
Throbber scoreboard. Out in front on two wins Keezy and
Jason and last place on one win Old Mogi.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Texts come through on three four eight three. If he
kill me? How do you guys get away with his ship?

Speaker 6 (33:04):
There's probably from the manager of our station.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah, he'll be few.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
I loved it, Jas genuinely. Marma Kay rules man.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
He does, He's the man.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Here's the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Tune in four.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
On Radio Bush.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. There's Friday afternoon,
the time.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Five nine Fellas, of course, it's Valentine's Day tomorrow. The
three of us, we've been in relationships for a long
time with our partners, but also really with each other.
We've now been in a relationship with each other for
very nearly five years, and you know, the audience has
certainly started to notice that the chemistry is waning number one,

(33:49):
and also that we're running out of ideas. So I've
gone ahead and I went down to one of the
local six shops and there's dozens of them around here.
And I've got a new you tell me that, Magi,
And I've got this little board game and it's in
this ball game. It's got some cards, and on the
cards are suggestions. Generally speaking, the suggestions would be for
you and your partner, but we're going to make it.

Speaker 8 (34:11):
For us as the co host. And this is going
to fix our chemistry, just as an idea.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Yeah, to just despice things up, sort out our chemistry
and give us a few ideas.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
So should we take turns?

Speaker 5 (34:22):
I think so, Yeah, I've got work. This is just
an example. Yeah, okay, yes, with your co host in
his andies, slip your fingers under the fabric and sensuously

(34:45):
stroke his buttocks. So we're going to what we do. Well,
these are just suggestions.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
We can discard them.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Well.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
I think we said on probably a top three we
can do that off.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Okay, right, you go on there. That was not in
it for me. I think you.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Gogo because I think this is good. With all of
the co hosts fully clothed.

Speaker 11 (35:13):
Simulate vigorous, athletic doggie style sex with your co host
bent over a table, Spice it up by talking dirty
and spanking them.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
M that's probably not in my top three either, to
be honest, that's I'm not ruling it out.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
No lot, I'm open all right.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
I'm just gonna pick one. Expose your co host's.

Speaker 8 (35:39):
Bottom and put them over your knee with their buttocks
in the air. Carress the cleft of their buttocks, and
spank them. Test their pain threshold. It'd stop as soon
as the pain becomes too much.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Oh, I like that one.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Mm hm, that's probably that's probably my top three year.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Definitely they're all good, an't they. Well? Kiss your co
host roughly, grab his bardocks and pull them towards you,
Place a finger in his mouth, hold his hair tightly,
et cetera. You can do anything you like.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
I don't know one. Here we go, feelers, improvise.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Improvise the following erotic scenario.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Oh, your co host is an informaniac who has called
the doctor out for a home visit, pretending that they
are ill.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
It's probably the closest we'll get to actually getting you
to a doctor. J oh, this one.

Speaker 8 (36:57):
Bathing massage your co host's feet, then suck their toes
one by one and sensuously lick the arch of their foot.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 9 (37:21):
Job.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
It's a catchy little tune, isn't.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
It Because it goes from on Hurdarky listening and you
hear like a song playing that was cake going the distance?

Speaker 6 (37:30):
Yes, and then all of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Re let's go to the phone. Oh yes.

Speaker 8 (37:37):
Just a reminder for those listening if you hear this
to call straight away on eight hundred Hadarky you can
get a voucher.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
It'll play during a song straight away.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Get a Craig your messive backbone house life all right?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Did you're mad to there you go? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Good thanks mate, good good house.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
A beautiful poong, today's raining beautiful as always.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Noy Craig.

Speaker 6 (38:02):
I'm from totong Man which part.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Of you and in the city.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
Ah, the avenues man.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
The avenues correct, It is good stuff. And tell me, Craig,
what do you do for a crust?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I run bucket two pie.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Now the mucket too pie there. The one that I
often go for is the fish number. Yes, I think
it might be a smoke fish number. Would that be right?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
That'd be right.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
It's a bloody good eating pie.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
That I actually love a smoke fish pie. Very keen, Yeah,
very keen.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
Are you angling for free parts?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
No, I'm actually not on this occasion, but I do
like a smoke fish pie.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Nice angling.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
If he was angling for a fish pie, he wouldn't
catch one.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yeah, exactly because exactly saying it all, Craig, that you
send us upsent pies.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
God, Hey, Craig, hang on, so he's called us for
a fifty reburg about jo. Now he's sending us pies.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Congratulations, winner.

Speaker 8 (39:02):
Remember if you hear, if you hear the sting, you
call up and then you give us stuff before I
send your vouch man, just double check a few things.
Make sure you're not AI all right for it? What's
for dinner?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Uh? Some sort of chicken number and chicken number?

Speaker 8 (39:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Nice?

Speaker 6 (39:23):
Your chicken all right? How often do you flosk Craig?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Never? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:28):
Truth? Yeah, I've smelled his breath. It's horrific. Hey, Craig,
what color are your undies?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Black? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:35):
Okay? And Craig, final question, what is your deepest fear.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
U missing out? Oh? Yeah, very good, very good.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
Well, the good news is, Craig, you're not missing out.

Speaker 8 (39:47):
On a rebig about your right mate, we'll send one
out to you.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
You're absolute champion. Thanks easy giving it giving it to
you to you.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
Thank yeah, good on you nice fella youah reminder, if
you hear that sting, call us eight hundred had also
and the other day fellas Pugs spent ages working on
a new chicken chat. Yeah, and he's word, we're not
going to use it. Do you have any chicken chat
that we could do just so that I can play
the sting.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Will be able to think of something to play it?

Speaker 6 (40:23):
Right here we go chat with me, Kezy.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
It's.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
What you got for.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
You can't just play that bloody stinger not doing it.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
I had dumplings the other day and I usually get pork.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
You got chicken. And you've already done that on the show.

Speaker 10 (40:45):
On the show, yeah, repeating materials that one about If
you're going to reat repeat chicken material it should be
the one about you getting up at to old theaty
at night you misses catching you in the light of
the fridge scoffing down.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
But chicken, this is such a weird that's such a
weird yarn.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Well it's a true one though, can't you just see
it in your mind's eye.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Well, this is the extraordinary thing, because I want to
remind everyone about that day where he had fifteen dumplings
for lunch. He then ate about eight pieces of pizza.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
He did it during the show, and he kicked at
his wife, what's for dinner?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
What's for dinner? He then had portmants when he got
home and his wife had leftovers from buttered chicken from
the night before, and when she.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Was fast asleep, totally naked, he went to the fridge,
crept out of bed and ate just with his hands
buttered chicken and got buttered chicken sauce in his pew.

Speaker 8 (41:49):
That's you forgot the part where I was I had
it on the ground and I was eating it like
golar that's hand.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
And then there's one true yarn And I'm glad that
I played the chicken chat sting.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Here's a bit of guns Roses.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkies.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Indeed the killers there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This rather moist Friday afternoon. The time is five fifty.

Speaker 8 (42:18):
Six, Hey failers. From seven pm to night, the Super
Rugby is officially back.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (42:23):
It is, it is unbelievable, and just.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
Some time for Valentine's Day. Yeah, her good.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Still Evan's connected up the skybox here though.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
Fells Highland has taken on the Crusaders tonight seven right,
so it's a good Southern derby to start, is very
much so. And the commentary, the acc commentary will actually
be on Radiohadarcky from seven o'clock. Same for tomorrow night's game,
which is the Blues taking on the Chiefs the Battle
of the Bombays. Yeah, seven pm, once again on radio Hadarky.
So if you're working or you're driving somewhere you want to.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
Listen to the game, leave it on hoduky.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
So does this look the competition proper?

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
So it's literally starting now. It's not at like warm up.
REMI gets it, Okay, you love Yeah. I actually did
enjoy the rugby a bit last year.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
I was just thinking about That's just reminded me of
it right this moment. As last year we did Mike
Lane versus a Coin, it feels like we should be
bringing that back.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
He won in the end, didn't he.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
In the end? But I thought the difference I thought that.
The difference last year was we took whoever he didn't peck.
But what we really should be doing is we flip
the coin and whoever it pecks at pecks. It doesn't
get the leftovers, if you know what I mean. So
you can peck the coin can pack the same team
as Lane. No, we did do it.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
No, it was the opposite. I know you're right.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
We did.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Yes the coin. Yeah, oh there you go. There's no
way to improve it. It's a perfect setup. It's perfection.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Hey, after such Yes, I was just about to say,
what is it? We're going to give away some meat,
some money for a start one.

Speaker 8 (43:50):
Hundred percent, and also we're going to give out some
advice to meet Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.
If you need advice on anything, do get in touch.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Do the whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod A.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
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Speaker 3 (45:03):
The is very cute in that, yeah, very cute.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
What are you guys having for dinner tonight?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Actually?

Speaker 4 (45:14):
I just texted my wife before. We're just going to
go and cruise around and see what we.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Peg in the city.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
I better just get dumplings exactly.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
No, I know it's our mission to try.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
We're also going to try once a week to eat
something we would normally never ever consider eating.

Speaker 8 (45:33):
Right, I can help with that if you want like
one of your shoes, or like some poos on the
ground because you'd never consider eating that, or like a brick,
you know, your TV remote? You should get your phone.

(45:54):
Good news is my wife's text me. She's decided what
we're having tonight for dinner.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
What are you going with?

Speaker 6 (45:58):
Lamb and Hallomi Peter Breads.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
She's got her days all wrong. That's no good. What
do you meanday? Today's I give.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
Up National Land Day Sunday. But I'm just like give us.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
She's a shocker there. She got no respect for Lamb Day.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
I thought you were having a hot date in the
supermarket and you're going to go together and decide.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
Yeah, I mean, and then.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
You're going to have ice cream and a cone has
all been worked out.

Speaker 8 (46:20):
That's all going to happen. But she's just said, hey,
what if we just do this? And I was like, okay,
let's just do that, little g.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
And they'll be watching what are you going to be watching?

Speaker 6 (46:28):
Probably The Piker of a Mind movie. Yeah, yeah, so
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio HODK.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Timber Tramp there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show This
Friday evening.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Fellas, I'm a little bit worried. I've got a Wenday time.
I've got a fiftieth this weekend, fiftieth birthday celebration of
a made of mine that I first met in nineteen
ninety nine. Wow, when I was backpacking a little bit
around Australia. There is he's he's from the UK, Jimbo.

(47:05):
You know what he is, man, he's a mad baster
I know. Anyway, he's having his fiftieth and he's having
it from midday to eight pm. Wow, I've got a
couple of sons. He's got them out of the house
for eight hours. When they get home at eight o'clock,
everyone has to beat it right, right, So she's going
to be all on for young and old. He's a
bit of a pool party happening. There's always design arrival.

(47:26):
It's going to be We have done a lot of
drinking together and our relationship entirely revolves around drinking. Yes,
most relationships often, but this year I'm not drinking. I'm
trying not to and so far, so good. So I'm
a little bit worried that I'm going to turn up
out there in old habits are going to die hard, yes,
you know what I mean. And I'm sort of going

(47:47):
to before I know it, it's going to be eight
pm and I'm going to be slurring and stumbling all
over the place, responsibly but embarrassing myself in front of
his very young sons.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Do you have any.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
Rules this year?

Speaker 8 (47:59):
Becauseast year it was our international the rules don't count
for but I read.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
What I now know about myself, Keisy, and what I've
always known about myself is that one slip will lead
to just a nightmare. So last year I think I
got I got to a round about this time. It
might have been Marchie. I think it was March and
I had a mate's fiftieth that's right, and I thought, look,
this will just be my one thing for the rest

(48:23):
of the year, the shambles.

Speaker 6 (48:25):
So you're worried about it?

Speaker 5 (48:26):
So well, I feel pretty good, But at the same time,
I'm not there yet.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (48:31):
Is this guy good at peer pressure? Would he be
annoyed on really thick?

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (48:36):
Really?

Speaker 8 (48:37):
Should we practice like you know, because I can pretend
to be him and lad Ony j as well.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
You could be another guest trying to get Murgie on
the person.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Yeah, yeah, sure, and.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Then you can sort of practice saying no to it.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
I think a lot of workshop in it, isn't it.

Speaker 8 (48:50):
Yeah you said it's a pool party. I haven't got
any pool party ambience, but I've got like a cafe
vibe that'll sort of yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
So his name is Jimbo and there's other mate jays
you can be as Millsey. They're both shocking bastards pommies.
So if you could do the English pump, they're English here,
if you could do the English and you're old Mogi,
I'm Old Mogi.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
Yeah okay, can you do an English accent?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
But I'm trying to think what kind of English accent?

Speaker 6 (49:18):
I can only do one?

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Well, let's just crack into it. Yeah, okay, so I'll
walked through the door. I yeah, yeah, yeah, good Jimbo
heavy birthday, Jimbo mean good to see.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
Oh Mogi, good mate, so great to see you.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Gov.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
Far out now now the party started, you know what
I mean? Millsey, old Moggi's here, Sorry keys.

Speaker 6 (49:42):
Don't I said, I don't know how to do an
English accent?

Speaker 3 (49:44):
You're right, Gov? What is your bloody piss magie?

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Yeah Mogie, get on the bear up your mate.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
What you're mucking around for?

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Well you see it on the chick that you guys
were supplying all the boots.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Yeah, go to some bloody barsad mate, filled your boots.

Speaker 6 (49:59):
Course, was supply the boo boos. What you take as.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
You see, I'm not buying this.

Speaker 8 (50:05):
It's not you don't have to, Jason. It's for Moggi
to buy you're you're not like you don't have to
worry about well.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
I can tell what a look in his eyes and
he's not convinced that you're Mellsey at all.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
Okay, but look we have to power. That's what you got,
that's where you go. And who am I?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
You're jim Yeah?

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Okay, but Jay's just.

Speaker 8 (50:23):
Remember this is to how Mogi stay off the person right,
to just fight through it. It's really important. Okay, Fine,
come on, Moggie. Aren't you going to have a drink
with me and old Melsey? Old Jimbo and Melsey.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
It's getting worse, but okay, I'll come on. Then let's
go outside and never Darry. What are you saying?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Mogi?

Speaker 6 (50:41):
Yeah, Moogie, what you say?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Don't get going, Ben, I'm keen as these ship exce
to making me. Let's go the.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Hold Aking Big Show with Jas, Mike and Keysy tune
in week days and four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
I can.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Watch this radio rush your bar.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Yes, indeed, we've had the names on the Less Dull Afternoon.
Let's give away some meat and some money. Feels it's
called our Winner that's right.

Speaker 8 (51:10):
Celebrating the fact that National Lamb Day is this Sunday
the fifteenth. Raise a chop with your friends and family.
We've been giving away meat packs all week fellas.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Yeah, man, it's been great.

Speaker 8 (51:19):
It's the final one today and Pugs has roundly chosen James,
so let's give him a call.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Good stuff for mate, Come on, James.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
God damn it, James.

Speaker 9 (51:34):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Yeah, good a James, it's the fellas from the Big Show.
How you going your mad bastard?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah? Good? Yourself?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:40):
Good?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Things make good. How's the family time?

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Yeah good.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
I'm just in town holding the young one because he
doesn't want to sit in his prem so I'm having
quite a stressful time.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Private number.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Harold's a Harold's a little one there, Alos too, he
is too. You know what he'd love men sucking on
a chop bone.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Absolutely love that.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Can I ask you a question, James? How old are you?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
You're mad dog thirty? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Well we've got some great news for your mate which
will be less stress. Well you've won yourself a meat
pack at one hundred bucks. How does that sound?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (52:14):
That's amazing. Good stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Cheers, fellas, good stuff.

Speaker 6 (52:18):
No worries, James. You hold the line there, mate.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
I just want to just want to ask James another question,
if that's all good, James, how many kids you got?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Men? Too old?

Speaker 5 (52:27):
CAZy Casey is wondering what it's like having kids at
your age because he's just about to pop a sprog himself.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
Yeah, oh CAZy, go for it man, it's awesome, thanks mate,
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (52:38):
You know how you like playing your PlayStation?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Yeah that.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Sounds great.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Yeah, just confirm men, just confirm me.

Speaker 8 (52:46):
I'm not about to pop a sprogs, but thanks, James,
will fluck you off some cash and and meet surely
all right?

Speaker 6 (52:52):
Have you had to pugs? Awesome cheers? Good on your mate.
Can you stop announcing that I'm about to pop a sprog.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
I'm sorry, I'm I'm just so excited about it.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
About what.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
I can't You can't have a kid, keys, because that'll
affect our golf games.

Speaker 6 (53:07):
Yeah, because we've played heaps recently.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Oh wait, no, Jason has been busy.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Moving hells God, yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
My fellas.

Speaker 8 (53:15):
Just quickly, man, don't forget that this Sunday is National
LAMB Day, and make sure you fire up the barbie
and raise the shop.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
With your friends and family. Ah it sounds good Man.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
The Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodky.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Beastie Boys there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show. This
moist Friday evening. Let's give out some advice, Fellaws.

Speaker 8 (53:40):
Sixty at gmail dot com get in touch with the
almost did it guys.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Good work.

Speaker 8 (53:49):
It's a really email addressed. Meet Patty Nips sixty nine
at gmail dot com. And we are starting to run
low now fellas on advice questions. Yeah, so we might
have knock it on the head. You're good if you
I wanted to be knock on the head and meet
Patting Epi sixty nine at gmail dot combe.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
We could start sending emails to other people for some advice.
What do you mean, well, because people are asking us
for advice. Yeah, and so we can be sitting here
and because I've had this happen, and I'm going to write
a letter to somebody else or an email and so
and then we can find out what their response is.
So let's say, you know, I've got an issue where

(54:24):
something that's happening in my back door, and I think
who's had heaps of trouble with their back door Matt Heath.
He's constantly got hemorrhoids. So we could write him an email.
I thought you mean actual, an actual backdoor. No, no, no, yeah, yeah,
and then write him an email and then see if
we get a response and we can.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Read that out.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Sounds good to me, man, because we don't.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
Want this to end.

Speaker 8 (54:45):
It's been so good, and it has been good, but
we will have to nip it in the bud there.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
It's funny you say backdoor, actually, because I've been having
some issues with my back door.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
I used to I went through a period where I
got a lot of hemorrhoids. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Painful Or you're pushing too hard man, because my doctor
said to me, you shouldn't. It should never be any
straying involved. It should be a very simple process. Yes,
and if you haven't astrayed, just come back later. The
body will tell you when it's really tell me.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
The last time I had issues with my back door
is when Keyzy brought us that massive bag of Doritos.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
And I'm convinced that Dorrito dust.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Or boogier dust, yeah, dust or dust from those Wabi
pea pods. Yes, clog up my bowels, okay, because it's
one easy scientific experiment.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
It really is.

Speaker 8 (55:39):
Because I was passed off about that because I bought
you guys chips and Ja's found it a way to
make it a bad thing that I bought the wrong
chips and it affected his digestive system.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
I didn't want the Dorito's to do that to my bowels.
That's just what happened.

Speaker 8 (55:52):
It was, and you haven't once said, yeah, Keezy brought
us chips with a great guy. You've said my bowels
are bad because of Kezy? So why don't we buy
another bag of those Doritos?

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yes, eat them and if it happens again, it's definitely yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
I mean, I know it's not scientific, but I was
having some real issues.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
So what do we want to get in touch with that?

Speaker 4 (56:14):
I felt like, I felt like, yes, I was crapping
out golf balls.

Speaker 8 (56:20):
Right, and I bet because you love golf balls too,
and there's ages.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
And normally I'm a very in there, out there kind
of guy. It's a minute, two minutes, two wipes, and
I'm gone.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
Yeah, are you a big water drinker?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
James?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Yes, you're good.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
I think we could possibly send Matt Heath a voice
memo and then he could send us a voice memo back,
which is better than an email.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
It's a bit more radio friendly. What do you want
to do that? Now?

Speaker 5 (56:46):
We could?

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Do you want to do it?

Speaker 5 (56:48):
James? Because it's specifically about the bowels?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (56:50):
All right?

Speaker 6 (56:51):
There we go three to one.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
You get a Maddie. It's Hoody Jay here from the
Big Show.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
We were in our advice section of the show, and
then we realize that we've got some issues ourselves, me
in particular at the moment, I've got some backdoor issues.
And Mogi was saying that if anyone knows about backdoor issues,
it's Mad Heath.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
You've got hemorrhoids coming at your ass.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Yeah, totally. Well, I've been having issues with Dorrito dar.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
I've been eating a lot of Doritos and I'm convinced
that the dust or flavoring on Doritos is clogging me up.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Do you have any experience of that?

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Do you think there's any validity yes to that assumption
of mine? Or your bougier dust, or you're a sabi
pea pod dust, any kind of flavoring or dust seems
to clog my bows.

Speaker 8 (57:35):
So you're asking, does he have an experience with that,
any knowledge of what might be causing it and how
to possibly treat it.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Yes, if you can seen us a voice memo back
this way, that'll be sick sweet backbone.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
All right?

Speaker 6 (57:47):
Well cool, So the segments it's just a yeah, I like.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Growing something else because the other thing. Thank you, evolving, Yes,
because the other. We don't have to limit it to
Madie Heath. Of course we can do. There's many McLean.
We've got so many different, you know, people that we
can call on.

Speaker 8 (58:05):
Well, if Matt He's is really knowledgeable on backdoors, what
would many McLean be knowledgeable on?

Speaker 6 (58:11):
I don't know him as well as you do.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
Hard to say. He's a big fan of Jays, big fan,
big fan of You'd love to hear from you Jay.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Well there you go, your mare Bards.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
That's the big show down and Dustin for this Friday
afternoon and indeed for the week and the podcast outro today.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
What's the quip you've got for us?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Keezy?

Speaker 8 (58:40):
This clip is entitled rip Pass.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
You know I used to go outside and rip pass
near your tomatoes.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
Are you going to go in the elevator?

Speaker 3 (58:50):
About the new place? Is that there's high ceilings.

Speaker 6 (58:55):
So what you claim? So I bought a ladder?

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Right, So I go into the room, into my room.

Speaker 8 (59:05):
So you bought a letder? Is it sort of floating
shell with a few tomato plants on it?

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Like?

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Well, I just you know, if I do a stinker,
I don't want other people to have to endure it.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
Endure endure the mix between endure and enjoy.

Speaker 8 (59:28):
Because when I heard them endure, I picture like people
fighting through a snowstorm.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
I what I realized yesterday actually when I was walking
home and I had my skull candies on, that skull
candy that I was wanting to repass, but because I
couldn't hear anything, I had to look around and make
sure there was no one around me so that I
could repass.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
Have you got the ass canceling?

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Yeah, the ass canceling?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (59:55):
Though?

Speaker 4 (59:56):
I actually I actually did a fat the other day
with this woman walking beside me with my skull candies on,
and I thought it was silent, but she gave me
a quick look.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Nap.

Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
You know, I've seen your headphones.

Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
The smell canceling, so you can literally rip us and
no one will be able to smell it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
What are some more of the noise that I'm worried about?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Keezy?

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
Yeah, that noise canceling.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
I wish there was some kind of you know, closer
got television where you get captured doing that, just thinking
you're alone and ripping us while wearing white skull candies.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Actually, to be honest, my daughter's stolen my skull cando.
I've got another pair of They're not as good as
my skull candies.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
It really annoys me, Maggie.

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
What are you up to you? Oh, you've got your fiftie.
I've got the fiftieth tomorrow. The what else is on
this weekend? There's the Warriors have got a pre season
match against Manly to tomorrow afternoon, a little bit of
other stuff on man I'm looking forward to this weekend.
It's been a bloody week fellers, yes man.

Speaker 8 (01:00:52):
And if you're into your Super Rugby, it's up next
with the acc commentary, So stick.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Around, good stuff, you take care of it. Check out
the end Intagram, check out the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
See you next week,