May 7, 2026 • 55 mins
On today's show, Jase tries to rebuild his character, Mike's putting his foot down on the challenge and Keyzie calls in the expert.
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TIME FOR A DISCLAIMER:
(00:00) OUTRO DISCLAIMER
(01:50) Intro: Our best intro yet
(05:48) The BSA
(10:34) Keyzie's Mulch Madness
(15:00) TV TIME
(20:07) Intro: Medicinal Te-Ledoz
(22:02) BREAKING NEWS
(27:09) DES RINGS IN
(31:23) The Toy Box
(34:46) New Engelbert
(38:57) Intro: Jase takes issue with Pug-San
(41:46) THE BENCHPRESS CHALLENGE
(45:35) Relationship Advice
(50:03) Your thoughts on Jase's toast debacle
(54:14) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Hodachey Big Show with Toledo all the good stuff,
No nasties.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Try it today.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You get our messive backbones. Now listen.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
We've just finished our podcast out Show, and after some
serious chat and review, we've decided not to release this
particular episode, Fellows Shocker.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
This is the first time it's ever happened where we've
decided that we needed to delete the whole podcast. There's
too many victims. Yes, too many victims.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I feel like I came out okay, not that anyone
would know because we've deleted it.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Yes, well you would say that you.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Didn't really know what we were talking about. I had
no idea, but once you did, you Hoden, you did,
so you know.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, but it was one of those ones where we've
had to make a judgment call. Yes, and we've made
the judgment call, and this particular episode has been taken
out to the back pattern and dealt with.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah, it's been We've had to self regulate, yes, yeah,
self regulated.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And if you're curious as to what the topic was,
just think racism. Well I mean no, that wasn't but
you know, just to throw them off the scent. Yeah, anyway,
enjoy the highlights. Podcam. Yeah, rieks of racism. Enjoy the podcast.
We'll have another one tomorrow. Bye.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Welcome show, Jason, hitch Might and.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Oh good are your man Basard's Great to every company
on this glorious Thursday afternoon. It is the seventh of
May twenty twenty six, and you, my friends, as always
listening to the Big show, brought to you by Chaldo
Low and Sugar, no preservatives, natural flavors and colors, family
friendly and made an Altier order, al tier order drink
(01:51):
Toledo's Toledo are you?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Oh man, that is what you call butchering.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I know it was pre recorded.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
What Hell's that?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Geez holy?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I don't even know what to do with that. I mean,
I've been working in radio a long time and that
was so bad that I's thrown me a little.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Can I just say just quickly? Jason's wearing a Bougear
T shirt and a Reburger hat.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
He's a weapon man.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I'm a man of history. Geezy, you're a man of
some new stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
But I often wear you know, I often wear you
know what is that backbone? But I didn't have any
clean ones, so this is the only clean t shirt
I had.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Hey are you speaking of T shirts?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
My god, your one is just straining against that heavily
chiseled chest.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Magie, how are you a stallion?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I'm pretty grassy. You're mad dog here? Six son of
a bee. What a day to be alive? Feel It
was absolutely beautiful out there in the counting down the
days until we get ourselves over to Metri ground. Eight
more sleeps, yeah, man, seven more sleeps. Seven more sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Damn it's flying.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Six more sleeps, hoes, Keyzy, looking.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Very sharp with your new do there, mate, got a
bit of a fade happening. You've got a riddle, bit
of a bit of the buff on top there, and
looking good mate, Looking good.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Thanks, Jase, Yeah, looking good, feeling good. Last day of
the week for old Kezy Christopher, as I like to
call you. Yeah, I've got tomorrow, you do the golf
tournament down southeast, so where I've got Friday vibes, fellas.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah, sure, let's go. I don't get too steam tonight
and ruin your weekend though.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Now that'll be good, responsibly and sety and Sunday and
we'll be back to Green gild Keysy on Monday.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, Old Green gil Keysy.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I'm fine, by the way, fellows, thanks for asking, Hey,
what's coming on?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogi.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Later on the show, Kesey has got a huge step.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
By, Oh bless you.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Kesey's got to This has been the break with Kesey
has got a huge update at Inglebert Humperdink. You heard
of him, Jizz, Yes, he's a hell of an individual
and an absolute weapon on the stage. Get excited, fellas, Jay,
you're worried that you're going bald.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I am a little bit.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yeah, well save it man, keep you powder dry because
we're going to be yelling about that later and coming
up next. A bit of a surprise when I walked
through the doors of the office today. We've had in
the light of the Broadcasting Standards Authority been abolished. It's
been revealed to us that we've had hundreds and hundreds
of complaints laid against That's the Big Show, and they've
been kept from us all this time.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yes, they've never got right through to that final stage. Yeah,
quite a lot of them get you know, pushed by
the wayside there. But still, why don't we read a
few of them have a go.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, great stuff? Is that next?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Jay? So I just get ready to be confronted.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
All right, okay man. In the meantime, here's the Hives.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yes, indeed, ever last there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is there ten minutes
past four o'clock. Now, Fellers, we were chatting yesterday, weren't
we about the abolition the impending abolition of the BSA,
the Broadcasting Standards of Authority and how they're basically saying you're.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Going to have to be self regulating.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
And I think given that we got that information yesterday,
we were pretty good with it. They mature, pretty grown up. Absolutely,
they're asking us to self regulate now, yeah, so have
we grown men? I mean we can do that, can't we, Fellers?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I mean I think so. I think I'm pretty good
at it.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Ah and so you two. But in light of this,
we've had a few complaints that have come through to
Radio Hurdarchy and they've been posted on the Radio Hurdarcky
Instagram there right, And you guys haven't seen this post yet?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
No, okay, So there's two that specifically are about the
big show. Okay, So if you just I might just
read these out, and I.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Just say that it's quite interesting because as far as
we're aware or have been made to be, we're over
the last almost five years of doing the show. As
far as I knew, there's only ever one complaint. Yeah,
and that was around a certain farm animal things when
it arrived somewhat, And that was the only one I
was aware of that had ever a complaint had been
(06:13):
made that had gone all the way through talking to
them out there. Apparently there's over one hundred, and they've
kept them all from us well because they don't want
us getting worried about what we're saying on here and
he effecting the show.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I was shocked to hear that, Mogi, because shocked. But
the thing is, these are only ones that have got that.
There's only one that ever went the distance, you know
what I mean. And even then, I don't even know
what we did. I don't think we said sorry anything.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I think you apologize.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It wasn't me, Jason, you know full well it was
not me. Ah. So these ones that I'm reading out,
they just got to the first round and were dismissed basically,
But I just think it's interesting for us to be
aware of stuff, you know, absolutely if we're going to
move forward self regulating. All right, So here we go.
Now this was a recent one really in regards to
one of us starting a certain business endeavor.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah, that was shocking, by the way. I voted against
doing this.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Here we go, get a there, Feller's anonymous here. Now,
that's not how it starts, made Hi there. The guys
spent a good fifteen minutes at least discussing Jason opening
a toasted sandwich and pornographic magazine shop offensive not only
to female listeners, but also, given the time of day,
to any children in the car at that time. The
(07:34):
idea was repeated over and over, extended time between ads
and songs. Cheers.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Yeah, let's take curate.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That's fair enough.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Was it restricted to females?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I'm not sure it was in terms of the filth
that we were not.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I mean, it could be in my vision and I
don't want to, you know, go over old ground here.
It was all kinds of.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Me, that's right. That was kind of the thrill of
the participation. You didn't know what you were going to
get sure. Yeah, so I take offense to that, actually,
and I might write my own lead back to that
guy or a woman.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Pretty sure as a woman. All right, here's another one,
hi there. My complaint relates to the content on The
Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezyke You. Now, I
won't say the date and the time, but they decided
it was appropriate and interesting in brackets that was neither
(08:30):
to discuss their downstairs on air, describing downstairs, no, I've somewhere, okay.
They talked about easily being able to tell which downstairs
was because they had a mounted messed up circumcision, and
then they were describing one of theirs as like an antiter.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Come on, I'll tell you what. I'd listen to that
radio show.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh boy, I'd continue, but I quickly changed stations. What
the hell is wrong with you? It's a radio station
people tune into to listen to music and news. Go
discuss your downstairs if you want, but do it off
here for IF's sake. For if sake, Yeah, they swore.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Can I get that, particularly because I'm going to make it.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Complain about the F bomb there? Yeah, rock and it's
not good an anti.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Archy.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Is indeed radio head there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This beautiful Thursday afternoon. The time twenty five minutes past
four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Fellas, something's been bugging me, Yes, be bugging birds. So
we've recently done up our outdoor of our house. Right now,
we've just planted some very nice, low maintenance gardens. We're
sort of edging around it.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
No, that's classy keezy wooden, Like, yeah, now are you talking?
There's another one hundred and fifty k on the property.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Strick it to them, Geezy.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
We've put down a weed met there, planted some camellias
like bush things, low grade kind of so they call
that the peasants flower. Do they potential bloom?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You see a lot of them Ounta in west Auckland.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
We've planted some tractor seats.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
You're what what It's.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
A nice like plant that has like leaves that are
shaped like tractor seats on an old tractor.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
They're very very poisonous, So right, why would they sell
them to me?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Then?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Well, because they're probably trying to get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, cells, and then yeah, there's a few other things
that we've planned about. But as part of this we
then put down weed. Matt and I have bought a
whole lot of black mulch, black mulch, okay, and I've
spread that across the entire garden. It looks beautiful, nice contrast,
you know, like a bright black with the rest of
(11:21):
the house.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
And the down grade plants.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
However, literally the next day I go outside and all
the mulch is off the garden and on the grass
because of frigging birds digging in there. Oh yes, yeah,
I just don't I don't know what to do because
every day I walk out and I rake it up,
and I get the broom and I sweep it because
it's gotten onto my little footpath. But there and then
the night over shody, Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I can relate easy because back in the day when
I had a backyard and I used to have a
little veg patch there, and you plant it all out
with the little seedlings et.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Cetera, et cetera. Mogi, the birds would just destroy them.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yes, just destroy all the seedlings and come in and
just kick up everything, you know what I mean. Or
you'd have little seedlings and pots and so forth.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, shocking bastards. Can I say that?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, you can.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Look, they need to stick to their knitting and they
should be up in trees, yes, or in the sky
and leave it at that. If I was keyser, you
can put in tripwise. Have you ever put it in
a tripwire before? Well I have never done that before,
but I can come out and give your hands. So
what you do is you have the trip war and
you have it attached to a few cans of mace.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Mace. It's like a pepper spray.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Yeah, and birds hate pepper spray, particularly in the eyes
or the anus area or the kolaka anything.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
That's sort of because I was gonna say, Mogan. The
one thing that I found.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Is that after I used to go out and you know,
do the old.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Quiet do your business out in the garn far on.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
My tamati plants never got bothered again, right, Okay, So
you know I'd go and guess them and it seemed
to dispel the birds. But you know what I'm thinking,
what's that our old mate dizdal Giddy, you know, he's
a farm head, but he works on me. He probably
knows all about how to get rid of the old
(13:17):
bloody birds.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Wouldn't his thing just be shooting them?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Though?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I don't know. I mean, he said wildly, old bastard.
I'm sure he's got a lot of tricks.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
He usually calls us. I don't have to do he
have his number, Pugs?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, I think he got his number. Yeah, okay, yeah, good.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
We can try it in touch with them. I mean,
I don't know if he'll give us any good advice, but.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
He may actually give you a few tips on what
sort of plants to buy too than the shocking barsards
that you put in there.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, okay, well let's try do that, Pugs. Can you
try to get ahold of dearsdew giddy and I guess that, yeah,
because I need to do something if someone sticks through
mulch glue.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Oh is that a thing?
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
No neither, It's just made something up there. But yet,
all right, let's try call dearsdeal giddy and maybe we'll
go from there.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Tune in on Radio Tom Petty there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
The time is four forty seven, Let's talk TV. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Yes, yeah, Fellas. Last night I watched another episode of
Widows Peak Peak. Yeah, it feels like it's Widow's Peak,
Widows Cliff Widows. It's on Apple TV. Yes, And it's
a new show, and it's a horror comedy, and it's
(14:42):
about a small township. It's an island in the middle
of nowhere, Widow's Bay, thank you, Yes, and a whole
bunch of weird things starts happening. I got through the
second episode last night. I think the forty five minute
episodes highly highly highly recommend, very funny, very weird, great
cast and gets and bearter. It's one of those things
that just see it's so well written that it makes
(15:03):
it seem like making a great TV show would be easy. Yes,
when you know, damn well, it's not, except for talkback,
which is a piece of purse. You can tell that
by watching it.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Four boz's out of a possible five.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Watch that on your Apple TV and it's called I
don't think I've got Apple TV anymore?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Absolutely yeah, which is a bugger.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
But I did stumble upon an old classic Fellas on
Samsung Movies.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, Close Encounters of the Third kind.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
I have never seen it.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
How old?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Serious old is it?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Seventy seven? I think it was made nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yes, a good old school cinematic experience. You don't have
to watch this good. It's a great movie.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
No, it's a great movie. We're saying, saying TV is
I have to be there at the exact time it
comes on, right, Yeah, you did, damn it.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
There was another way to get this fifty year old movie.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, damn.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
I can't believe you've never seen it. Magie bits of
it the one obviously. So this is a film that's
directed by Steven Spielberg. It's got Richard Dreyfus and I
think as the lead, and that's obviously Aliens Come to Earth.
The one part that I remember about it that I
can remember from watching it is it might have been
Richard Dreyfus is building a mountain out of mashed potatoes. Yes,
(16:31):
that's the one part of it that I can remember.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
It's so random that you should say that, because my
wife we were watching it, and my wife was like,
that's the scene I remember from it?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Mountain of mashed potato. Yes, and same here, same here?
Did you know because it has a vision in his.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Head and he's as a mountain he can see in
his head, I think that where the aliens are. Yeah,
and that's all I remember about it. But I've certainly
never seen that for a young kid. When I was
watching it, it was a bit it was a bit
of a slow I think, so I gave up on it.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I mean it's not you know, if you're like a
bit of sci fi action, It's not overwhelming in that sense.
It's just a good old fashioned kind of movie.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
It's in the seventies, right, so it's pretty early doors
into sci fi in terms of the film, and had
been around since the very start of the film.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
What they do do, sci fi wise, is pretty you know,
pretty good good practical effects. Yeah, good, good effects. Look,
I'll give it a solid three point eight busys.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Okay, and that's close Encounters of the third kind.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Your wife would like it, know, she would, she would, man,
she would have it's good family fun with aliens.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Last night I watched a great TV show, very funny,
highly recommend Game and two Halbs. Is that the original
series now the one that I'm on. Ah, yeah, I
was on Sky.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Did you watch it and go?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, actually I had to watch it because my wife
makes an appearance on the show. I was watching it
with her. What do you say?
Speaker 6 (17:55):
So?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
And so I'm watching the show for I think it
was it's forty five minutes long now on Sky. I
think this Friday when it's on after seven days on three,
I think it's an hour long with ads.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
But there's a bit where my wife is on it
very briefly, and she was sitting next to me the
whole time watching it, so nervous for that wee bird
ye and she's just like, oh my god. And then
that happened and then she was like, oh Okay, that
wasn't too bad.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, you know, I'm definitely gonna be watching that. Then
I'll go go home and check it out. Why just
because it sounds great?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Then how many what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Out of five?
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I was gonna say none. Ah, five busies out of five.
Highly recommend last episode anyway, the.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I can welcome back your messive backbones. Hope your Thursday's
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Speaker 4 (19:06):
We were talking just earlier in the show, Muggie about
how croc our daughters were. Thank you for reminding me
about Toledo's. I've got to take a couple home for
the for the little one. She requested them specifically, she
loves them. She's thirty. You still call her the little one? Yeah,
she's my baby. Oh yeah, I mean I'm the little
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(19:27):
But I'm still called the baby.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
So she's thirty. Hell are you pattern?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Also, we're not We're not saying Toledo's is like a
treatment for sickness, so are we.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
But you can have it when you're sick.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, because she's been, you know, throwing up and all
that sort of stuff. Just replacing the electrolytes and that
sort of thing, making sure that she's hydrated.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Keeps you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
But why you just take it to the doctors? You said,
she's bleeding out of her eyes.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Because, as I say, she's young, and you know, the
young heel, little nature. Take it's course, rapped through the system,
and then you'll be tickety boo in a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
If it's not one thing, it's another, Keyzy exactly, you'll
find this out very very soon.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Very you are you about to say happy birthday?
Speaker 5 (20:18):
I don't met the cat out of the big I
don't have a kid.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's of course, it's not having a birthday yet. Up
next huge news related to that, Oh, completely different news.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Our score show, the Harchy Big Show was Jason, Mike
and Kezy tune in.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Four on Radio Pluto.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening.
The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Fellas, I have got some exciting breaking news. This is
breaking news, all right. Think of I am I the
biggest artist in the world, world.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
The biggest.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Not picking no art, not art, Leonardo not Leonardo da Vinci.
Say I meant musical artists musical.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
No, David Bowie not that.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
No, he's dead. Taylor Swift, No, she's big, but no
he was massive. No, No, no, he's did as well, no,
so that it's Jimmy Hendrix. No, he's dead. Is stop
naming what that both did?
Speaker 5 (21:28):
But you just said name them.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Name, so name the biggest musical artists coming to New
Zealand this year.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Now you see I should be making this announcement, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Well, the Deaft Tones are coming in about a month's time,
So I mean, why are you trying to gut you
always bear the deift Tones.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Man, that's not the deaf Tones. No, that's great news, Jason,
I'm sure you definitely go.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yeah, me and packs are locked in.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Mean that's actually good. Sorry, I feel like you're really
stealing the thunder from my sigma here. What do you
mean easily the biggest biggest band coming this year?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I would say so man, I mean the Filly that's
next year?
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, sorry, it's not a band, it's a solo performing
Artist's biggest solo performing artist coming. He is he on
this year?
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Is she?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
That's huge?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
True?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
No, okay, fine, here's it. Here's a clue, guys, and
get ready to get fizzed up.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Release me.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Certainly the audience in a concert, it's Englebert humpa dick.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
You know that?
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Do you know the thing that was? If I just
heard that song, I wouldn't know. I would not know.
But you know the song. I do know the song.
Absolutely everyone knows the song.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Englebert Humperdink. For those that listen to the show for
a long time, you'll know that he is a guilty
pleasure of mine.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Dance dance, dance, too much time.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
And whenever keys, he's had a few, had a few responsibles.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
He goes absolutely but wild. I go back with some
old shy.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
He's guilty pleasure.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
One hundred percent engel Bird Humping. He's coming to the
country and the breaking news is Fellas, Oh kezy yes
As managed to secure four double passes.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
To go and see give away. How good.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Night's giving them away?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Four eight three? How I want to do this?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Do you know how hard it is to get these tickets?
They're going to not very hard.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Can I ask how old is he?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
He's got to be ninety.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Where is he though?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I'll tell you what. I want to put money on it.
He's eighty nine now, yeah, you sure I agree with that.
But by the time he gets here, he'll be ninety.
I'm still going hard. I just looked on Apple Music.
There he's just released a new single.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Oh god, is he really?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I haven't listened till we can listen to it if
you want.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
I'd love to.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, well we can do that later on the show.
But Fellers four doubles, that is the four of us.
The phone lines are lighting up.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Do not.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
We're not giving these away. Yeah, these are for us
and our partners. Fellas, we're all going the four of
us and our partners are going to Englebert.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I'm feeling what day?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
What day?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
It's a Tuesday, Tuesday at midday?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Of course it is. Is it a matinee?
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
He doesn'tant to miss the chase on one. So so
we're all going for really good.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
I'm really excited about it. I mean, you're just I'm
very I guess my only concern is that I'll have
somebody's going to have to happen. Are we getting on
you know, what? Are we getting on the year or something.
I'm just trying to imagine a world and which I'm
going to be anything other than fewman, I.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Reckon, we kick it off at my place.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Okay, yeah, we kick it off at my place because
it's just down the road, I think where it's been held,
and we go from there, fellas, see what happened.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
And then I reckon, we should dress formal, dress really nice,
and then every single one of your neighbors is going
to be going as well.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
They will be.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
We could do like a party bus down there. So
good but trouble dress nice. We'll have a classy dinner
and then before you know it, tell me when will
you be mane? Tell me what's exciting?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Fellas, You're welcome, You're You're absolutely frothening. You've got enough
excitement for all of us, which is lucky.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I'm so stoked, fellas. Big shout out to Live Nation
as well for hooking us up. I did say that
we do a review. Tickets are still available, I'm assuming,
oh probably not. Maybe actually no, there are some still
available somehow some jeez, here's green day.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
The Honarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on Radio Hocky.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
The Blank Keys there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday evening.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Hey, fellas, earlier in the show, I came to you
with a dilemma. I have mulched my garden around my
house and the birds keep flicking out all the mulch
every day. I have to go out there and re
rake it. Yeah, I'm sick of raking. And you guys
actually had the idea to get in touch with DearS
dal Giddy, who is our kind of rural expert, and
see if he's got any advice. The good news is
Pugs has managed to track him down and he joins
(26:14):
us on the phone.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Now the big show is Rule corresponding des dell Guinea.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
There's dew Guinea you there, mate, get how's it going?
Bloody good? DearS?
Speaker 6 (26:30):
How are you sure a little bit under? If I'm
honest with you? Near Christopher when your as kicking head
it's bloody tofty and you're in the horror for no.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah, gets bloody cold there, doesn't it is?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
We've got the rulers up there made is getting a
bloody tousting of the.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, I bet yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
In the morning, I tell you what totally is totally man,
We hear you, hey, listen, dear. Is the reason we've
called you is after some advice. We've I've got birds
that keep flicking as.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Longer than doctor. As soon as you can ca when
you get the old trip down there, mate, you gotta
sort of out.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
No, no, no, say you've got the wrong end of
the stick that it is. I've got bird issues boods.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Yeah, yeah, you're married. No shock. Yeah, you've been running
around here, cay. You've been kissing the market, have your mate?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, I mean that's not.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I'm putting a finger in your mouth. I mean holding
it up put here to see which like the wind's blowing,
roading around. You've been cheating. You're shocking.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I always like you, Christopher, thanks is No, no, no,
you've got the wrong end of the sticky. I haven't
been cheating. When I say birds, I mean I've been
sort of rooting around in my garden there and flicking
my mouch everywhere, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Oh, you've been flicking your mouch. Hey, you've been rooting
around and you got here you hey, Christopher, Yeah you're okay.
I see you, mate, I see you all right, You
and me, You and me? Yeah, hey, yeah, we're a
(28:12):
bitch of a fity you and me all right, wink wink.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
No.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
To me.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
You make a good point there is I mean I
almost see keysy as a young deers.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Absolutely, mate, I see him as there as well. Mate. Actually,
we've got a bit of a trip me and the
boys coming up at the end of the year. Are
you going to Have you ever been to ben Cock?
Speaker 5 (28:41):
You love that?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
No, I've never been, but I'd love to goz.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
I'll be keen on that trip, man.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Put it in your diary, mate.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Okay, thank you very much for the invite. Des Maybe
well chat about that off here just quickly though, before
let you go, mate, how do you keep birds out
of your maulch?
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Shut the bath?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Right?
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Well, yeah, that's what I thought you'd say. Anyway, Thank
you very much.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Is anyway, I'm going to go and put the bloody
dinner on the mistresses in horror with me? No?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Fair enough?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Alright, alright, well we'll let you go. Thanks, all right, thanks?
Speaker 5 (29:17):
So it is all right?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
See what it is? All right?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Thank you? That was there was dizdel Kiddy. I mean,
I knew he was going to just tell me to
shoot them. I don't even know why we bothered.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
There, but you've got to have a bit of a
mesh if you're having.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
He's supposed to be going, see it is so you man,
But I think he had.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Some great advice here for you're keezy.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, okay, I'll just shoot them Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Well no not that advice, No, well not not.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
It sounds like a bit of you keezy.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
It's good stuff, fellas.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
The whole key big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in four on radio that radio Hot Ages celebrating
Food Fighters new album Your Favorite Toy.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yes, indeed, we've got toys to give away. We've got
albums to give away. We've got the potential of you
and to make going to see the Food fightersn't either
Auckland or christ Church.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
That's right. This happens at the beginning of next year.
This is all to celebrate their brand new album Your
Favorite Toy. So to celebrate that, Dave Girl popped in
last week and he dropped off a big box of
his favorite toys. Yes said, hey, fellers, give these away
and put people on the draw for out gig. Who's
got great taste and toys. Let me tell you that a.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Big red sausage last night was a winner from them.
What your big red sausage? The toy last night, The
big red sausage that you hurt that up the backbone
won sausage.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Sorry, nothing silly about it.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Wow, that's infinitely squeezable.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
It was one of the toys we gave away unfortunately
fellas today it is another a toy from the toy box.
Who wants to have the honors of rummaging around today?
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Well I'll do that, keysy, if you don't mind. Is
it's getting a bit slimming there, I must see.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Slim Yeah, run out, but let's go to the lines.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Get aheadam your mad barsetid? How's life not too bad?
Speaker 6 (31:16):
How are you? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Mate? What do you do for a cruss?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Adam?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
We can government down here? Good on, Adam. What's your
favorite toy? Adam?
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Oh? My favorite toy?
Speaker 5 (31:32):
I'm like you, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
I used to love playing my legos and my little
bubble here.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, we can be bubble brothers.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
All right, well okay, well let's have a.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Whatdy jay's rummaging around the toy box?
Speaker 6 (31:43):
There?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
All right, there we go? What have you got there?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Ja?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
It's a stress pooh?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
But the how's a stress?
Speaker 5 (31:55):
I've had a few stress poos in my life.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Well, you do five a day, so the chances?
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Can we just stay?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
But I mean well, it's a it's a pooah that
you can squeeze.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
But its you can only use it once. No, it's
a stress relate is it one of yours? What?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
It's got hand wipes as well attached to the side there, No.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
We're not just sending Adam from Wellington a pooh?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
It's a stress It's a.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Stress poo right, Okay, So if you're feeling stress in
your government job, there, Adam, you can just you know,
squeeze your poo oh.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
It sounds good, guys idea all day on? Yeah, Adam,
you're also in the drawer for a double pass to
go see the foo. Is neither Auckland or christ Church?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Mate?
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Oh? Hang on?
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Is that attached to the think you've also won yourself
a duncannon?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Yo made it worse.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
You hold the line. Good on your mates, Good luck
for the competition, another chance to win tomorrow and Hoducky
Feelers along with potentially a copy of the new album
on vinyl as well.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
So good.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Hey up next, do you guys want to listen to
ingle Bit Humpings last song?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Please?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
I don't want to get a vibe for the Felur because.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
We're going to go see him live. He's ninety years old,
but I bet he's still got it.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Well, you'd hope.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
So you never heard it.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Here's the Killers.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four Guns.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Rose is there on the radio Hodarky Big Show this
Thursday evening. The time is five forty eight.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Fellows announced earlier in the show that we're going to
go and see one of my all time favorite performing
artists live when he comes later in June. Double passes
for the four of us, so we're all bringing our partners.
We're gonna have a nice show date. It's a Tuesday evening,
but we will be seeing Tuesday ingle Bit Humpdink live
in concerts.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Release me.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
He's going to be ninety years old, so I'm fist now.
One thing I just noticed while doing a bit of
digging on old Uncle Inglebert, which.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Is what I call them, person here on the text
machine calls them Englege's humber Dick.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Well, that's not that's not that's not funny at all.
It's actually works for me, but it does well. My
favorite is still someone to text through ingle Bird Shit
Crisper Dink. It was a classic, but I've done some digging.
Turns out old Engle birdshit. Crispadink has recorded a brand
new single this year, how Good. So he's eighty nine
(34:32):
currently turns ninety comes to New Zealand. You guys are
worried if he's still got it.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Oh god, he's not going to borrow us with that
news stuff, is he? When they play that news stuff? Yeah,
it never works.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
It never works in a live gig.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Well. This song was released two weeks ago Inglebert Humperdink
at the age of eighty nine.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Can I just predict? And I haven't heard this. I
don't think you have either. I bet it doesn't sound
like it was recorded this century. Do you know what
I mean in terms of his voice or anything like that.
But it will sound like a song from nineteen fift
your nineteen sixties.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
See, I think it's going to sound heavily auto tuned.
Oh that's my gut field. But I'm not sure it's
called I've Got You by Engelbert. Let's see if we
still got it.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
It's going to be a long night.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
So fucking away there, so far, so good. I'll slash
on the.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Gay flee myfe he's going around and round.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh yeah, I have been knocked down. He's still got
something there. It's not bad, though, it's not good.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
That it gets you mean, it's all right, it's pretty good.
I mean, I'm so very glad that I've got you.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
That's a good song.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Is he going to sound like that live? Is my question?
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Or is he going to sound alive?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yes, you're both of olid questions.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I'm pecking that he's going to sound a bit like
Dearsdale Getty. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Coming up for that?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Oh my god, we have to get in touch with him.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
We should get a photo of us with dearsdel Getty,
because I've never met him.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
I've only ever had anger and Bert.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Oh does he play an instrument? Who is hump?
Speaker 6 (36:23):
No?
Speaker 4 (36:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
So he'll have a full band behind him. And he
just walks around in a suit with a sort of nickerchief,
randomly holding hands with his backup singers and like waving
at the crowd and nickerchief. That's what I've seen so far.
And then he gets very sweety and undoes most of
his top buttons so that his fulsome bosom is hanging out.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
And that's not his bosom, that's his colostomy.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
But anyway, a couple of months time on a Tuesday evening, Fellers,
that will be us.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Okay, good times, Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Welcome back at messive Bagbones. Hope you're Thursday night's going
along very nicely. You're listening to the Big Show, by
the way, brought to you by Talidos.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Toledo's net. All of it to like drinks. Tell your
sports clubs to stock them today.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Toledo's Keezy butchered at the start of the show.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
You butchered at that time. I'm the only one holding
this thing together.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
I'd actually argue that Keezy butchered that one as well.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
You always argue that Keezy Butcher's everything. What I know,
if you've got to be good, yeah, Toledo's dot co
dot in z Oh, that's good ship.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
I just want to address something that was published that
was broadcast on our Instagram last night, namely me making
a piece of taste and well some scarrelous echiss being
laid by Patshan who once again is indulging yes and
character assassination.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
Well, all he is doing is portraying, might I say,
accurately the behaviors and the activities that you are doing
and performing yourself, so you can't assassinate your character. Of
all he is doing is documenting your actions.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
What actually happened yesterday was there was an assumption that
I was stealing from people.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Accurate.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Now, okay, I wait.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
I found who owned the white bread. I texted them
and said do you mind? They said, fill your boots, silly,
And then it was like, oh.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
But the butter is not yours, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
So did you find out who owned the butter?
Speaker 5 (38:42):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
When we had some anzac no some we had some
hot cross buns delivered to us, and we got delivered
a plethora of butter sachets, and my boss today, Toddy,
said they were left over from that and the vigie
might has been there for three years.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
But you don't know what. I knows who it belongs to.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
So you didn't know that prior to eating it?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yes, I did. I knew because I said who brings
butter and sachets to work?
Speaker 5 (39:11):
And there was no answer, So you said, oh, eat it.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
You know what on this occasion, I'm gonna let it slide.
Oh look, I absolutely we may get to this today.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
We may not. We may may just forget about it.
But there was an absolute deluge of comments on that post. Yeah,
some of them probably worth reading out this hour. I'd
like to venture, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
All that it's slide jays, because he did make me
one of those pieces of toast.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Yeah, and it was.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
It was.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
It's been so long since I just had fresh white
bread toasted with butter and vijimile.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
It looked foul. It was a bit a tasty.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Get It's the the whole Aching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kyzy. Tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Hold Ich Mitchellik, you're there on the radio, Hold Archy
Big Show this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
The time is thirteen minutes past six o'clock. Now, the
Breakfast versus Big Show challenge, it's got it. It's got
bogged down a little bit, Fellers. It has in the
sort of menutie I E. Who's competing against who? How
many people? Et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
So we've had to put the hard word on the
Breakfast Fellers, yes and say come on, guys sort it out.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Well, that's right. I mean this is meant to really
move the needle. This is meant to get people from
every other radio station in the country tuning in because
they want to know who's going to win this bench
press competition. We can't even work out who's in the
goddamn thing.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yes, so what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
This is lock it down.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
It's crack on, lock it down, start train and get
it done one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
So if you were to go, oh, kezy, what do
you think Breakfast feed drive bench press competition, I go cool.
So us three in pugs versus their three in the
studio and their producers Zoe. Yes, that's just obviously what
it'll be. But they've said through some more audio from
the show this morning and got no idea what this
is about. But I can only assume it's something to
do with that issue. They haven't just a thought around
(40:57):
the Bricky v. Big Show challenge. How about you make
it a fully in inclusive five v five.
Speaker 7 (41:01):
You guys get Big Sandy Breakfast adjacent, and they get preps.
I reckon Bex's secret weapon, chairs, Gingerjo on the trucking
pom Okay.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
So five v five.
Speaker 8 (41:10):
But I think, do you know what, I'd just say,
can we simplify it? Can we just go in that case,
why don't we go four v four? They take Big Sandy,
the Big Show, take Big Sandy, and we've got Zoe.
Then you've got one female on each team and that
balances it out.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Great idea.
Speaker 7 (41:24):
Okay, So then, well they've been so up in arms
about our exclusion of Zoe on a on a gender
basis that I think they would have no choice.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
But to agree to that, except for the fact that
it's The Big Show versus Breakfast. Yeah, I guess that's
not Days versus you know what I mean? Yeah, an interest. Man,
I'm firing up now. You got to We've got to
strike while the iron's hot. Here, it's four v four,
it's us versus them. Look, if you don't want to
(41:53):
have your entire team competing in this, just fire and
hire somebody, must we It's entirely up to you.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
It's super easy to as well.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Exactly we've got Yeah, I've been training that bastard for
years and look at him. He's a He's an absolute weapon.
He is a machine.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
And like and the other thing about Pugs is terrible producer.
We hired him for his bitch press prowess. Yes, that's
a whole reason we hided him. That's the whole reason
he's been there for like four plus years. Certainly isn't
his producing.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
I've never seen him so fired up either. Yeah, because
he's over losing to Breakfast, because.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Of course it affects him as well. When we love
he has to coming and ungodly.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
In fact earlier than us because he has to do
all the sort of prep stuff for the show.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Well, he's going to come in half fast prep for
two shows, and that's like, you know, he wants to
be in the gym. He doesn't have been here doing
that exactly, so it's just for before, right at it.
Well that's sort of that's that's my feeling is getting
to moralize.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Well, look, i'll tell you what's tomoralizing about it. As
we're going over and over the same point over and
over and over again, and they just need to suck
it up this whole thing. Unless I'm mistaken, Keezy was
their idea. Yeah, I pretty sure I can't even remember.
I say it was just so that I can better
make my point, So don't bring it up as the idea.
(43:17):
If you then don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
It, yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Yeah, totally, And don't just keep trying to, you know,
shift your way out of things. They're always maneuvering. Just
Breakfast V Drive for the four both teams.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Let's get it on.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Good stuff, Fellas the Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarkyixi's.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening,
and I understand Keezy, you're straggling a bit in your relationship.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, Fellas, I do need some relationship advice. If that's
all g we'll just get the relationship music going. Last
night I got home and head homemade pie, very delicious.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Oh yeah, you're fuming about that, Well it was, but.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
We sort it out. It's all GEP. My wife then
starts packing her bags because we're going to christ Church
tonight after the show. Wow, flying down a christ shirt.
She's got to work all day, so she got her
bag packed last night. Now her bag, her suitcase sits
on a shelf and our ship get our garage. In
the process of getting their suitcase off the shelf, she
(44:32):
knocks over a whole heap of stuff and a huge noise.
There's a huge noise, and I'm like, holy shit, she okay,
run in there. She's fine. And she just looks at
me and goes, I'm so sorry, And I said what
And then she moves out the way and she's put
a huge DNT in my truck. My truck that I
spent four years restoring with my dad and spent a
(44:55):
lot of money on has now got a huge d INTERNET.
But she's Okay's totally relief. Thought, this is worried a
minute because I thought his wife health and safety, thank.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
God, must have been relieved.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
I was so relieved, been going, yeah, I bet you
were kicking yourself too, for the way you packed that
shell put her in.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
She's not tall enough obviously to do that. Must have
been you that put her up.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
I mean I would have actually, I would have actually
got it down for her. You know she was that
she was doing.
Speaker 6 (45:34):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
That you dodged a bullet there, Thanks fellows.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
This holy cow, the issue I had.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
It's I went in there and I saw my truck,
and I was not furious. I was genuinely really sad.
I was like, really gutted.
Speaker 5 (45:57):
Yeah, dragging her over the coals for nothing.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
But I can't. I didn't, but I can't be mad
at her because it wasn't her fault. It was an
accident and I'm not here to play the blame game
or anything like that. But I was just really, really sad.
And then she was like, oh, I'm sorry, but it
kind of wasn't my fault, and then just started going
down the road of who packed the shelf, which I did,
but I wouldn't have fallen down. She'd asked me for help.
(46:20):
So it was just this half th tricky, isn't it
because you're blaming her? No, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
But she doesn't want to accept any blame. That's just
how it goes. You know, you can forget it if
she's ever going to say sorry my fault. No, shery
absolutely dreaming sorry, But she didn't just say sorry, though
you were saying she said sorry, but yeah, she did
not exactly.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
And tries to crawl out from underneath it. Oh you
must be furious, I.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Think that, you know, because you were saying off, you
were so you were fuming so much you went and
kicked her car and put a dent in her car. Yeah, yeah,
well I just thought, you know, I mean, when not
for Feene anymore, Casey, you're a grown man.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
What I said, you've got a family on the way,
for god, I do not.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
What I said was, ah, we did to each other's cars,
are we?
Speaker 5 (47:13):
She said, you got.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
Well, especially when.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
You touch us Tracky, don't touch my truck.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
He so anyway, what what what you're gonna you're asking
for some advice?
Speaker 2 (47:23):
I don't know how do we patch things up because
I'm not mad at her or I'm just said.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
What I want to know, and you could probably we
could both benefit from the situation because I need a
panel beater. You need a panel beater in my one
just last night said to me, Keesy must know a
panel beater. Surely.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah, well my dad is a panel bit of by trade.
But he's he's no, there's no way he's working on.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
If I was to take my car down to you know,
into Dom's back for the for the weekend, he could
probably patch it up for me.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
We could definitely patch it up, Jase. But yeah, I
was just after some sort of Yeah, but she's okay,
and that's the main thing. Yeah, it's among the top
two main things.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hodaking.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Red Chili Peppers. Here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
this Thursday Evening, Fellers.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
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Speaker 5 (48:47):
Earlier on we were discussing the video that pag Son
made of Houghty J When Howdy Jay, look, you didn't
steal it, man, you didn't steal the breed. You asked
who it belonged to. Dilly said it was her. He
said you could have a couple of bits, He said,
fill your boots. Actually didn't he he did. Then after
that you went out there and you stole veg you
might and you also stole butter and you were just
(49:10):
going willing helping yourself. Anyway, Pugs made a video of it,
posted it last night of you and your thieving ways,
and there was a bunch of comments underneath the which
well I thought we could go through them with you.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Man, just quickly too, before you go through it. Jason's
parted his hair in a very weird way, and you
will keep walking past the window and glancing.
Speaker 5 (49:26):
The thing about it is, I think just thinks that
you know, can I say there's a there's a certain
adult vibe to what's going on here, and if you
think that's something to joke about the in Jason, well
just just let's.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Not resemble that character in history in any way.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
Yeah, that's the first thing I thought. Every time you
walk in here in a horror of a mood with
your hero of someding like that, screaming and a shadow,
I think to myself, Jeezy, he's our little dictator, isn't he?
O little hoodyi bot? Anyway, so you've got you in
this video battering and can I doing a hoo of
a job.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Very cold Butter I've got to It was freezing cold, and.
Speaker 5 (50:06):
It was, you know, absolute shambles.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
It was a shocker.
Speaker 5 (50:11):
This one here from Jay Rogers, I wish Jiz was
my dad.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Oh that's nice, isn't it sweet?
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Because you know I make them some toasts there at
the end of the night.
Speaker 5 (50:23):
That's right. I mean, normally you would never do that
for someone else. It was, you know, hey, the one.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
Thing I will say that I do consistently for my
wife and she always goes ah. I always make her
peanut butter on toast at the end of the night,
and she always goes on ah, just because yours are
so good, and I make her a piece.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
That's the one thing I do do.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
Just the way you told that story. It's like you
deserve a night.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
I just wanted to make that one point.
Speaker 5 (50:55):
This one here from Allison half priced sushi are now stealing,
but this man knows how to save a penny.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
You got half price issue today, didn't you?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
I did?
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (51:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (51:07):
This one from Richard Everett, You'll need to stop bullying
the we fewler. He's doing his best. I completely agree
with that. Best toast in the world A number one.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
Yeah, I think so. How was it keasy because I
made a piece for you, Jas.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
I wanna be honest. It was actually delicious. Jay best
in the world, ain't number one?
Speaker 5 (51:26):
Thanks mate, We should be playing that a lot more.
This one from Matt mutinous, Why are you wearing a
child sweater? I can only imagine that must be that
when you were in now Yeah, I don't know, very confusing,
first time ever buttering toast hortiges.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
As I say, it was a very solid block of butter.
I usually like you know, to have it at room temp.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
The way you went wrong was you got out of
the locked freezer that was locked for a reason.
Speaker 5 (51:57):
Yeah, that's right exactly. You picked someone's padle on their
own personal food stash. Anyway, if you want to have
a geezer there and a whole bunch of other absolutely
amazing videos, head over to Instagram and check out The
Hordeche Big Show's Instagram page.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Plus, I think Pugs just did a video of Jason's hair.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
Oh good, not good, not good at all.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
The Hdichy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodekey.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
Well, there you go, your man, bastards. That's a big show,
done and dusted this Thursday night. Now, controversially, we'll have
no podcast outro today. We did do a podcast outtro,
but in reflection we decided, yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Had to delete it.
Speaker 6 (52:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
In fact, here is the disclaimer that we recorded. I
feel like I came out okay, not that anyone would
know because we've deleted it.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yes, well you would say that you would. You didn't
really know what we were talking about. I had no
idea little boy, but once you did.
Speaker 5 (53:00):
You hoading. So yeah, the thing we talked about was
a TV commercial from the Arly eighties that Jason and
I could remember very very well. Yes, it was the
thing that people used to tease other kids in the playground,
but at the expense of other other people. Yes, you
know the people in the air, which is not on keys.
(53:20):
And that's why your comments were.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
They were really off come.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (53:27):
So that was what it was. You really took to
it like a duck to waters the shocking comment.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Yes, well maybe we should release it so that people
can see that it wasn't me at all.
Speaker 5 (53:36):
Look, you need protecting keys. You've got a big career
in front of you, mate. We don't want to ruin
it now.
Speaker 6 (53:41):
Well.
Speaker 5 (53:42):
And also it's a shame because it was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
It was magie. What's the plan tonight, mate, I'm.
Speaker 5 (53:55):
Probably going to have a look at something, look at
I've got my ten year winding anniversary coming up, so
I need to look at somewhere to go for that.
Going to have a night time Actually, can you receive
me that link? Easy?
Speaker 6 (54:04):
Nah?
Speaker 5 (54:04):
Thanks man, No worries brother Keezy.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
You're off to crush our.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Know a christ Church and then to Geraldine tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah, for a big golf tourney that's right with the
old fields.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Yeah, with my father in law and a few mates.
Can't wait, man, it's gona be great, great stuff bank.
Hey Jason, what about you?
Speaker 6 (54:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (54:20):
What's on the cards?
Speaker 4 (54:22):
Even He's become very complicated now for my life tonight
because my daughter's sick, you know what. I'm trying to
get her to eat, and then my wife wants something else,
and then should I pick something up for you and
something up for her and or come home.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
Or do I do you want to come out with me?
Or I mean, it's just it's so complicated. I might
just have a bit of veggie Mite on toast here
and just chill out on the couch.
Speaker 6 (54:47):
I do it, do it.
Speaker 3 (54:48):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
Hey, Hey, check out the Instagram, check out the podcasts.
Till tomorrow, see you later.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
And the Wolf is in the
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Market.
The Hodachey Big Show with Toledo all the good stuff,
No nasties.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Try it today.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You get our messive backbones. Now listen.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
We've just finished our podcast out Show, and after some
serious chat and review, we've decided not to release this
particular episode, Fellows Shocker.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
This is the first time it's ever happened where we've
decided that we needed to delete the whole podcast. There's
too many victims. Yes, too many victims.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I feel like I came out okay, not that anyone
would know because we've deleted it.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Yes, well you would say that you.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Didn't really know what we were talking about. I had
no idea, but once you did, you Hoden, you did,
so you know.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, but it was one of those ones where we've
had to make a judgment call. Yes, and we've made
the judgment call, and this particular episode has been taken
out to the back pattern and dealt with.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah, it's been We've had to self regulate, yes, yeah,
self regulated.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And if you're curious as to what the topic was,
just think racism. Well I mean no, that wasn't but
you know, just to throw them off the scent. Yeah, anyway,
enjoy the highlights. Podcam. Yeah, rieks of racism. Enjoy the podcast.
We'll have another one tomorrow. Bye.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Welcome show, Jason, hitch Might and.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Oh good are your man Basard's Great to every company
on this glorious Thursday afternoon. It is the seventh of
May twenty twenty six, and you, my friends, as always
listening to the Big show, brought to you by Chaldo
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Toledo's Toledo are you?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Oh man, that is what you call butchering.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I know it was pre recorded.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
What Hell's that?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Geez holy?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I don't even know what to do with that. I mean,
I've been working in radio a long time and that
was so bad that I's thrown me a little.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Can I just say just quickly? Jason's wearing a Bougear
T shirt and a Reburger hat.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
He's a weapon man.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I'm a man of history. Geezy, you're a man of
some new stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
But I often wear you know, I often wear you
know what is that backbone? But I didn't have any
clean ones, so this is the only clean t shirt
I had.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Hey are you speaking of T shirts?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
My god, your one is just straining against that heavily
chiseled chest.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Magie, how are you a stallion?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I'm pretty grassy. You're mad dog here? Six son of
a bee. What a day to be alive? Feel It
was absolutely beautiful out there in the counting down the
days until we get ourselves over to Metri ground. Eight
more sleeps, yeah, man, seven more sleeps. Seven more sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Damn it's flying.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Six more sleeps, hoes, Keyzy, looking.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Very sharp with your new do there, mate, got a
bit of a fade happening. You've got a riddle, bit
of a bit of the buff on top there, and
looking good mate, Looking good.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Thanks, Jase, Yeah, looking good, feeling good. Last day of
the week for old Kezy Christopher, as I like to
call you. Yeah, I've got tomorrow, you do the golf
tournament down southeast, so where I've got Friday vibes, fellas.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah, sure, let's go. I don't get too steam tonight
and ruin your weekend though.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Now that'll be good, responsibly and sety and Sunday and
we'll be back to Green gild Keysy on Monday.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, Old Green gil Keysy.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I'm fine, by the way, fellows, thanks for asking, Hey,
what's coming on?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogi.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Later on the show, Kesey has got a huge step.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
By, Oh bless you.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Kesey's got to This has been the break with Kesey
has got a huge update at Inglebert Humperdink. You heard
of him, Jizz, Yes, he's a hell of an individual
and an absolute weapon on the stage. Get excited, fellas, Jay,
you're worried that you're going bald.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I am a little bit.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yeah, well save it man, keep you powder dry because
we're going to be yelling about that later and coming
up next. A bit of a surprise when I walked
through the doors of the office today. We've had in
the light of the Broadcasting Standards Authority been abolished. It's
been revealed to us that we've had hundreds and hundreds
of complaints laid against That's the Big Show, and they've
been kept from us all this time.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yes, they've never got right through to that final stage. Yeah,
quite a lot of them get you know, pushed by
the wayside there. But still, why don't we read a
few of them have a go.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, great stuff? Is that next?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Jay? So I just get ready to be confronted.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
All right, okay man. In the meantime, here's the Hives.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yes, indeed, ever last there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is there ten minutes
past four o'clock. Now, Fellers, we were chatting yesterday, weren't
we about the abolition the impending abolition of the BSA,
the Broadcasting Standards of Authority and how they're basically saying you're.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Going to have to be self regulating.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
And I think given that we got that information yesterday,
we were pretty good with it. They mature, pretty grown up. Absolutely,
they're asking us to self regulate now, yeah, so have
we grown men? I mean we can do that, can't we, Fellers?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I mean I think so. I think I'm pretty good
at it.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Ah and so you two. But in light of this,
we've had a few complaints that have come through to
Radio Hurdarchy and they've been posted on the Radio Hurdarcky
Instagram there right, And you guys haven't seen this post yet?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
No, okay, So there's two that specifically are about the
big show. Okay, So if you just I might just
read these out, and I.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Just say that it's quite interesting because as far as
we're aware or have been made to be, we're over
the last almost five years of doing the show. As
far as I knew, there's only ever one complaint. Yeah,
and that was around a certain farm animal things when
it arrived somewhat, And that was the only one I
was aware of that had ever a complaint had been
(06:13):
made that had gone all the way through talking to
them out there. Apparently there's over one hundred, and they've
kept them all from us well because they don't want
us getting worried about what we're saying on here and
he effecting the show.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I was shocked to hear that, Mogi, because shocked. But
the thing is, these are only ones that have got that.
There's only one that ever went the distance, you know
what I mean. And even then, I don't even know
what we did. I don't think we said sorry anything.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I think you apologize.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It wasn't me, Jason, you know full well it was
not me. Ah. So these ones that I'm reading out,
they just got to the first round and were dismissed basically,
But I just think it's interesting for us to be
aware of stuff, you know, absolutely if we're going to
move forward self regulating. All right, So here we go.
Now this was a recent one really in regards to
one of us starting a certain business endeavor.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah, that was shocking, by the way. I voted against
doing this.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Here we go, get a there, Feller's anonymous here. Now,
that's not how it starts, made Hi there. The guys
spent a good fifteen minutes at least discussing Jason opening
a toasted sandwich and pornographic magazine shop offensive not only
to female listeners, but also, given the time of day,
to any children in the car at that time. The
(07:34):
idea was repeated over and over, extended time between ads
and songs. Cheers.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Yeah, let's take curate.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That's fair enough.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Was it restricted to females?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I'm not sure it was in terms of the filth
that we were not.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I mean, it could be in my vision and I
don't want to, you know, go over old ground here.
It was all kinds of.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Me, that's right. That was kind of the thrill of
the participation. You didn't know what you were going to
get sure. Yeah, so I take offense to that, actually,
and I might write my own lead back to that
guy or a woman.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Pretty sure as a woman. All right, here's another one,
hi there. My complaint relates to the content on The
Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezyke You. Now, I
won't say the date and the time, but they decided
it was appropriate and interesting in brackets that was neither
(08:30):
to discuss their downstairs on air, describing downstairs, no, I've somewhere, okay.
They talked about easily being able to tell which downstairs
was because they had a mounted messed up circumcision, and
then they were describing one of theirs as like an antiter.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Come on, I'll tell you what. I'd listen to that
radio show.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh boy, I'd continue, but I quickly changed stations. What
the hell is wrong with you? It's a radio station
people tune into to listen to music and news. Go
discuss your downstairs if you want, but do it off
here for IF's sake. For if sake, Yeah, they swore.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Can I get that, particularly because I'm going to make it.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Complain about the F bomb there? Yeah, rock and it's
not good an anti.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Archy.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Is indeed radio head there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This beautiful Thursday afternoon. The time twenty five minutes past
four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Fellas, something's been bugging me, Yes, be bugging birds. So
we've recently done up our outdoor of our house. Right now,
we've just planted some very nice, low maintenance gardens. We're
sort of edging around it.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
No, that's classy keezy wooden, Like, yeah, now are you talking?
There's another one hundred and fifty k on the property.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Strick it to them, Geezy.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
We've put down a weed met there, planted some camellias
like bush things, low grade kind of so they call
that the peasants flower. Do they potential bloom?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You see a lot of them Ounta in west Auckland.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
We've planted some tractor seats.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
You're what what It's.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
A nice like plant that has like leaves that are
shaped like tractor seats on an old tractor.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
They're very very poisonous, So right, why would they sell
them to me?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Then?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Well, because they're probably trying to get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, cells, and then yeah, there's a few other things
that we've planned about. But as part of this we
then put down weed. Matt and I have bought a
whole lot of black mulch, black mulch, okay, and I've
spread that across the entire garden. It looks beautiful, nice contrast,
you know, like a bright black with the rest of
(11:21):
the house.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
And the down grade plants.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
However, literally the next day I go outside and all
the mulch is off the garden and on the grass
because of frigging birds digging in there. Oh yes, yeah,
I just don't I don't know what to do because
every day I walk out and I rake it up,
and I get the broom and I sweep it because
it's gotten onto my little footpath. But there and then
the night over shody, Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I can relate easy because back in the day when
I had a backyard and I used to have a
little veg patch there, and you plant it all out
with the little seedlings et.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Cetera, et cetera. Mogi, the birds would just destroy them.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yes, just destroy all the seedlings and come in and
just kick up everything, you know what I mean. Or
you'd have little seedlings and pots and so forth.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, shocking bastards. Can I say that?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, you can.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Look, they need to stick to their knitting and they
should be up in trees, yes, or in the sky
and leave it at that. If I was keyser, you
can put in tripwise. Have you ever put it in
a tripwire before? Well I have never done that before,
but I can come out and give your hands. So
what you do is you have the trip war and
you have it attached to a few cans of mace.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Mace. It's like a pepper spray.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Yeah, and birds hate pepper spray, particularly in the eyes
or the anus area or the kolaka anything.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
That's sort of because I was gonna say, Mogan. The
one thing that I found.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Is that after I used to go out and you know,
do the old.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Quiet do your business out in the garn far on.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
My tamati plants never got bothered again, right, Okay, So
you know I'd go and guess them and it seemed
to dispel the birds. But you know what I'm thinking,
what's that our old mate dizdal Giddy, you know, he's
a farm head, but he works on me. He probably
knows all about how to get rid of the old
(13:17):
bloody birds.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Wouldn't his thing just be shooting them?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Though?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I don't know. I mean, he said wildly, old bastard.
I'm sure he's got a lot of tricks.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
He usually calls us. I don't have to do he
have his number, Pugs?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, I think he got his number. Yeah, okay, yeah, good.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
We can try it in touch with them. I mean,
I don't know if he'll give us any good advice, but.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
He may actually give you a few tips on what
sort of plants to buy too than the shocking barsards
that you put in there.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, okay, well let's try do that, Pugs. Can you
try to get ahold of dearsdew giddy and I guess that, yeah,
because I need to do something if someone sticks through
mulch glue.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Oh is that a thing?
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
No neither, It's just made something up there. But yet,
all right, let's try call dearsdeal giddy and maybe we'll
go from there.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Tune in on Radio Tom Petty there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
The time is four forty seven, Let's talk TV. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Yes, yeah, Fellas. Last night I watched another episode of
Widows Peak Peak. Yeah, it feels like it's Widow's Peak,
Widows Cliff Widows. It's on Apple TV. Yes, And it's
a new show, and it's a horror comedy, and it's
(14:42):
about a small township. It's an island in the middle
of nowhere, Widow's Bay, thank you, Yes, and a whole
bunch of weird things starts happening. I got through the
second episode last night. I think the forty five minute
episodes highly highly highly recommend, very funny, very weird, great
cast and gets and bearter. It's one of those things
that just see it's so well written that it makes
(15:03):
it seem like making a great TV show would be easy. Yes,
when you know, damn well, it's not, except for talkback,
which is a piece of purse. You can tell that
by watching it.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Four boz's out of a possible five.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Watch that on your Apple TV and it's called I
don't think I've got Apple TV anymore?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Absolutely yeah, which is a bugger.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
But I did stumble upon an old classic Fellas on
Samsung Movies.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, Close Encounters of the Third kind.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
I have never seen it.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
How old?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Serious old is it?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Seventy seven? I think it was made nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yes, a good old school cinematic experience. You don't have
to watch this good. It's a great movie.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
No, it's a great movie. We're saying, saying TV is
I have to be there at the exact time it
comes on, right, Yeah, you did, damn it.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
There was another way to get this fifty year old movie.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, damn.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
I can't believe you've never seen it. Magie bits of
it the one obviously. So this is a film that's
directed by Steven Spielberg. It's got Richard Dreyfus and I
think as the lead, and that's obviously Aliens Come to Earth.
The one part that I remember about it that I
can remember from watching it is it might have been
Richard Dreyfus is building a mountain out of mashed potatoes. Yes,
(16:31):
that's the one part of it that I can remember.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
It's so random that you should say that, because my
wife we were watching it, and my wife was like,
that's the scene I remember from it?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Mountain of mashed potato. Yes, and same here, same here?
Did you know because it has a vision in his.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Head and he's as a mountain he can see in
his head, I think that where the aliens are. Yeah,
and that's all I remember about it. But I've certainly
never seen that for a young kid. When I was
watching it, it was a bit it was a bit
of a slow I think, so I gave up on it.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I mean it's not you know, if you're like a
bit of sci fi action, It's not overwhelming in that sense.
It's just a good old fashioned kind of movie.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
It's in the seventies, right, so it's pretty early doors
into sci fi in terms of the film, and had
been around since the very start of the film.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
What they do do, sci fi wise, is pretty you know,
pretty good good practical effects. Yeah, good, good effects. Look,
I'll give it a solid three point eight busys.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Okay, and that's close Encounters of the third kind.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Your wife would like it, know, she would, she would, man,
she would have it's good family fun with aliens.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Last night I watched a great TV show, very funny,
highly recommend Game and two Halbs. Is that the original
series now the one that I'm on. Ah, yeah, I
was on Sky.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Did you watch it and go?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, actually I had to watch it because my wife
makes an appearance on the show. I was watching it
with her. What do you say?
Speaker 6 (17:55):
So?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
And so I'm watching the show for I think it
was it's forty five minutes long now on Sky. I
think this Friday when it's on after seven days on three,
I think it's an hour long with ads.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
But there's a bit where my wife is on it
very briefly, and she was sitting next to me the
whole time watching it, so nervous for that wee bird
ye and she's just like, oh my god. And then
that happened and then she was like, oh Okay, that
wasn't too bad.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, you know, I'm definitely gonna be watching that. Then
I'll go go home and check it out. Why just
because it sounds great?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Then how many what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Out of five?
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I was gonna say none. Ah, five busies out of five.
Highly recommend last episode anyway, the.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I can welcome back your messive backbones. Hope your Thursday's
absolutely going off fuel. Listening to the Big Show, by
the way, brought to you by Toledos.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
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Speaker 4 (19:06):
We were talking just earlier in the show, Muggie about
how croc our daughters were. Thank you for reminding me
about Toledo's. I've got to take a couple home for
the for the little one. She requested them specifically, she
loves them. She's thirty. You still call her the little one? Yeah,
she's my baby. Oh yeah, I mean I'm the little
one in my family. Yeah, I mean you're the oldest.
(19:27):
But I'm still called the baby.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
So she's thirty. Hell are you pattern?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Also, we're not We're not saying Toledo's is like a
treatment for sickness, so are we.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
But you can have it when you're sick.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, because she's been, you know, throwing up and all
that sort of stuff. Just replacing the electrolytes and that
sort of thing, making sure that she's hydrated.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Keeps you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
But why you just take it to the doctors? You said,
she's bleeding out of her eyes.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Because, as I say, she's young, and you know, the
young heel, little nature. Take it's course, rapped through the system,
and then you'll be tickety boo in a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
If it's not one thing, it's another, Keyzy exactly, you'll
find this out very very soon.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Very you are you about to say happy birthday?
Speaker 5 (20:18):
I don't met the cat out of the big I
don't have a kid.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's of course, it's not having a birthday yet. Up
next huge news related to that, Oh, completely different news.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Our score show, the Harchy Big Show was Jason, Mike
and Kezy tune in.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Four on Radio Pluto.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening.
The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Fellas, I have got some exciting breaking news. This is
breaking news, all right. Think of I am I the
biggest artist in the world, world.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
The biggest.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Not picking no art, not art, Leonardo not Leonardo da Vinci.
Say I meant musical artists musical.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
No, David Bowie not that.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
No, he's dead. Taylor Swift, No, she's big, but no
he was massive. No, No, no, he's did as well, no,
so that it's Jimmy Hendrix. No, he's dead. Is stop
naming what that both did?
Speaker 5 (21:28):
But you just said name them.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Name, so name the biggest musical artists coming to New
Zealand this year.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Now you see I should be making this announcement, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Well, the Deaft Tones are coming in about a month's time,
So I mean, why are you trying to gut you
always bear the deift Tones.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Man, that's not the deaf Tones. No, that's great news, Jason,
I'm sure you definitely go.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yeah, me and packs are locked in.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Mean that's actually good. Sorry, I feel like you're really
stealing the thunder from my sigma here. What do you
mean easily the biggest biggest band coming this year?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I would say so man, I mean the Filly that's
next year?
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, sorry, it's not a band, it's a solo performing
Artist's biggest solo performing artist coming. He is he on
this year?
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Is she?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
That's huge?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
True?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
No, okay, fine, here's it. Here's a clue, guys, and
get ready to get fizzed up.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Release me.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Certainly the audience in a concert, it's Englebert humpa dick.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
You know that?
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Do you know the thing that was? If I just
heard that song, I wouldn't know. I would not know.
But you know the song. I do know the song.
Absolutely everyone knows the song.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Englebert Humperdink. For those that listen to the show for
a long time, you'll know that he is a guilty
pleasure of mine.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Dance dance, dance, too much time.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
And whenever keys, he's had a few, had a few responsibles.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
He goes absolutely but wild. I go back with some
old shy.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
He's guilty pleasure.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
One hundred percent engel Bird Humping. He's coming to the
country and the breaking news is Fellas, Oh kezy yes
As managed to secure four double passes.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
To go and see give away. How good.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Night's giving them away?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Four eight three? How I want to do this?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Do you know how hard it is to get these tickets?
They're going to not very hard.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Can I ask how old is he?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
He's got to be ninety.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Where is he though?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I'll tell you what. I want to put money on it.
He's eighty nine now, yeah, you sure I agree with that.
But by the time he gets here, he'll be ninety.
I'm still going hard. I just looked on Apple Music.
There he's just released a new single.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Oh god, is he really?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I haven't listened till we can listen to it if
you want.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
I'd love to.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, well we can do that later on the show.
But Fellers four doubles, that is the four of us.
The phone lines are lighting up.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Do not.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
We're not giving these away. Yeah, these are for us
and our partners. Fellas, we're all going the four of
us and our partners are going to Englebert.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I'm feeling what day?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
What day?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
It's a Tuesday, Tuesday at midday?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Of course it is. Is it a matinee?
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
He doesn'tant to miss the chase on one. So so
we're all going for really good.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
I'm really excited about it. I mean, you're just I'm
very I guess my only concern is that I'll have
somebody's going to have to happen. Are we getting on
you know, what? Are we getting on the year or something.
I'm just trying to imagine a world and which I'm
going to be anything other than fewman, I.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Reckon, we kick it off at my place.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Okay, yeah, we kick it off at my place because
it's just down the road, I think where it's been held,
and we go from there, fellas, see what happened.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
And then I reckon, we should dress formal, dress really nice,
and then every single one of your neighbors is going
to be going as well.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
They will be.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
We could do like a party bus down there. So
good but trouble dress nice. We'll have a classy dinner
and then before you know it, tell me when will
you be mane? Tell me what's exciting?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Fellas, You're welcome, You're You're absolutely frothening. You've got enough
excitement for all of us, which is lucky.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I'm so stoked, fellas. Big shout out to Live Nation
as well for hooking us up. I did say that
we do a review. Tickets are still available, I'm assuming,
oh probably not. Maybe actually no, there are some still
available somehow some jeez, here's green day.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
The Honarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on Radio Hocky.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
The Blank Keys there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday evening.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Hey, fellas, earlier in the show, I came to you
with a dilemma. I have mulched my garden around my
house and the birds keep flicking out all the mulch
every day. I have to go out there and re
rake it. Yeah, I'm sick of raking. And you guys
actually had the idea to get in touch with DearS
dal Giddy, who is our kind of rural expert, and
see if he's got any advice. The good news is
Pugs has managed to track him down and he joins
(26:14):
us on the phone.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Now the big show is Rule corresponding des dell Guinea.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
There's dew Guinea you there, mate, get how's it going?
Bloody good? DearS?
Speaker 6 (26:30):
How are you sure a little bit under? If I'm
honest with you? Near Christopher when your as kicking head
it's bloody tofty and you're in the horror for no.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah, gets bloody cold there, doesn't it is?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
We've got the rulers up there made is getting a
bloody tousting of the.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, I bet yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
In the morning, I tell you what totally is totally man,
We hear you, hey, listen, dear. Is the reason we've
called you is after some advice. We've I've got birds
that keep flicking as.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Longer than doctor. As soon as you can ca when
you get the old trip down there, mate, you gotta
sort of out.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
No, no, no, say you've got the wrong end of
the stick that it is. I've got bird issues boods.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Yeah, yeah, you're married. No shock. Yeah, you've been running
around here, cay. You've been kissing the market, have your mate?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, I mean that's not.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I'm putting a finger in your mouth. I mean holding
it up put here to see which like the wind's blowing,
roading around. You've been cheating. You're shocking.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I always like you, Christopher, thanks is No, no, no,
you've got the wrong end of the sticky. I haven't
been cheating. When I say birds, I mean I've been
sort of rooting around in my garden there and flicking
my mouch everywhere, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Oh, you've been flicking your mouch. Hey, you've been rooting
around and you got here you hey, Christopher, Yeah you're okay.
I see you, mate, I see you all right, You
and me, You and me? Yeah, hey, yeah, we're a
(28:12):
bitch of a fity you and me all right, wink wink.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
No.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
To me.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
You make a good point there is I mean I
almost see keysy as a young deers.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Absolutely, mate, I see him as there as well. Mate. Actually,
we've got a bit of a trip me and the
boys coming up at the end of the year. Are
you going to Have you ever been to ben Cock?
Speaker 5 (28:41):
You love that?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
No, I've never been, but I'd love to goz.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
I'll be keen on that trip, man.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Put it in your diary, mate.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Okay, thank you very much for the invite. Des Maybe
well chat about that off here just quickly though, before
let you go, mate, how do you keep birds out
of your maulch?
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Shut the bath?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Right?
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Well, yeah, that's what I thought you'd say. Anyway, Thank
you very much.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Is anyway, I'm going to go and put the bloody
dinner on the mistresses in horror with me? No?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Fair enough?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Alright, alright, well we'll let you go. Thanks, all right, thanks?
Speaker 5 (29:17):
So it is all right?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
See what it is? All right?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Thank you? That was there was dizdel Kiddy. I mean,
I knew he was going to just tell me to
shoot them. I don't even know why we bothered.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
There, but you've got to have a bit of a
mesh if you're having.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
He's supposed to be going, see it is so you man,
But I think he had.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Some great advice here for you're keezy.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, okay, I'll just shoot them Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Well no not that advice, No, well not not.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
It sounds like a bit of you keezy.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
It's good stuff, fellas.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
The whole key big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in four on radio that radio Hot Ages celebrating
Food Fighters new album Your Favorite Toy.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yes, indeed, we've got toys to give away. We've got
albums to give away. We've got the potential of you
and to make going to see the Food fightersn't either
Auckland or christ Church.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
That's right. This happens at the beginning of next year.
This is all to celebrate their brand new album Your
Favorite Toy. So to celebrate that, Dave Girl popped in
last week and he dropped off a big box of
his favorite toys. Yes said, hey, fellers, give these away
and put people on the draw for out gig. Who's
got great taste and toys. Let me tell you that a.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Big red sausage last night was a winner from them.
What your big red sausage? The toy last night, The
big red sausage that you hurt that up the backbone
won sausage.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Sorry, nothing silly about it.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Wow, that's infinitely squeezable.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
It was one of the toys we gave away unfortunately
fellas today it is another a toy from the toy box.
Who wants to have the honors of rummaging around today?
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Well I'll do that, keysy, if you don't mind. Is
it's getting a bit slimming there, I must see.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Slim Yeah, run out, but let's go to the lines.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Get aheadam your mad barsetid? How's life not too bad?
Speaker 6 (31:16):
How are you? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Mate? What do you do for a cruss?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Adam?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
We can government down here? Good on, Adam. What's your
favorite toy? Adam?
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Oh? My favorite toy?
Speaker 5 (31:32):
I'm like you, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
I used to love playing my legos and my little
bubble here.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, we can be bubble brothers.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
All right, well okay, well let's have a.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Whatdy jay's rummaging around the toy box?
Speaker 6 (31:43):
There?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
All right, there we go? What have you got there?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Ja?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
It's a stress pooh?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
But the how's a stress?
Speaker 5 (31:55):
I've had a few stress poos in my life.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Well, you do five a day, so the chances?
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Can we just stay?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
But I mean well, it's a it's a pooah that
you can squeeze.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
But its you can only use it once. No, it's
a stress relate is it one of yours? What?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
It's got hand wipes as well attached to the side there, No.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
We're not just sending Adam from Wellington a pooh?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
It's a stress It's a.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Stress poo right, Okay, So if you're feeling stress in
your government job, there, Adam, you can just you know,
squeeze your poo oh.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
It sounds good, guys idea all day on? Yeah, Adam,
you're also in the drawer for a double pass to
go see the foo. Is neither Auckland or christ Church?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Mate?
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Oh? Hang on?
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Is that attached to the think you've also won yourself
a duncannon?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Yo made it worse.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
You hold the line. Good on your mates, Good luck
for the competition, another chance to win tomorrow and Hoducky
Feelers along with potentially a copy of the new album
on vinyl as well.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
So good.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Hey up next, do you guys want to listen to
ingle Bit Humpings last song?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Please?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
I don't want to get a vibe for the Felur because.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
We're going to go see him live. He's ninety years old,
but I bet he's still got it.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Well, you'd hope.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
So you never heard it.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Here's the Killers.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four Guns.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Rose is there on the radio Hodarky Big Show this
Thursday evening. The time is five forty eight.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Fellows announced earlier in the show that we're going to
go and see one of my all time favorite performing
artists live when he comes later in June. Double passes
for the four of us, so we're all bringing our partners.
We're gonna have a nice show date. It's a Tuesday evening,
but we will be seeing Tuesday ingle Bit Humpdink live
in concerts.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Release me.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
He's going to be ninety years old, so I'm fist now.
One thing I just noticed while doing a bit of
digging on old Uncle Inglebert, which.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Is what I call them, person here on the text
machine calls them Englege's humber Dick.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Well, that's not that's not that's not funny at all.
It's actually works for me, but it does well. My
favorite is still someone to text through ingle Bird Shit
Crisper Dink. It was a classic, but I've done some digging.
Turns out old Engle birdshit. Crispadink has recorded a brand
new single this year, how Good. So he's eighty nine
(34:32):
currently turns ninety comes to New Zealand. You guys are
worried if he's still got it.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Oh god, he's not going to borrow us with that
news stuff, is he? When they play that news stuff? Yeah,
it never works.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
It never works in a live gig.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Well. This song was released two weeks ago Inglebert Humperdink
at the age of eighty nine.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Can I just predict? And I haven't heard this. I
don't think you have either. I bet it doesn't sound
like it was recorded this century. Do you know what
I mean in terms of his voice or anything like that.
But it will sound like a song from nineteen fift
your nineteen sixties.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
See, I think it's going to sound heavily auto tuned.
Oh that's my gut field. But I'm not sure it's
called I've Got You by Engelbert. Let's see if we
still got it.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
It's going to be a long night.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
So fucking away there, so far, so good. I'll slash
on the.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Gay flee myfe he's going around and round.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh yeah, I have been knocked down. He's still got
something there. It's not bad, though, it's not good.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
That it gets you mean, it's all right, it's pretty good.
I mean, I'm so very glad that I've got you.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
That's a good song.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Is he going to sound like that live? Is my question?
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Or is he going to sound alive?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yes, you're both of olid questions.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I'm pecking that he's going to sound a bit like
Dearsdale Getty. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Coming up for that?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Oh my god, we have to get in touch with him.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
We should get a photo of us with dearsdel Getty,
because I've never met him.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
I've only ever had anger and Bert.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Oh does he play an instrument? Who is hump?
Speaker 6 (36:23):
No?
Speaker 4 (36:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
So he'll have a full band behind him. And he
just walks around in a suit with a sort of nickerchief,
randomly holding hands with his backup singers and like waving
at the crowd and nickerchief. That's what I've seen so far.
And then he gets very sweety and undoes most of
his top buttons so that his fulsome bosom is hanging out.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
And that's not his bosom, that's his colostomy.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
But anyway, a couple of months time on a Tuesday evening, Fellers,
that will be us.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Okay, good times, Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Welcome back at messive Bagbones. Hope you're Thursday night's going
along very nicely. You're listening to the Big Show, by
the way, brought to you by Talidos.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Toledo's net. All of it to like drinks. Tell your
sports clubs to stock them today.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Toledo's Keezy butchered at the start of the show.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
You butchered at that time. I'm the only one holding
this thing together.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
I'd actually argue that Keezy butchered that one as well.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
You always argue that Keezy Butcher's everything. What I know,
if you've got to be good, yeah, Toledo's dot co
dot in z Oh, that's good ship.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
I just want to address something that was published that
was broadcast on our Instagram last night, namely me making
a piece of taste and well some scarrelous echiss being
laid by Patshan who once again is indulging yes and
character assassination.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
Well, all he is doing is portraying, might I say,
accurately the behaviors and the activities that you are doing
and performing yourself, so you can't assassinate your character. Of
all he is doing is documenting your actions.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
What actually happened yesterday was there was an assumption that
I was stealing from people.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Accurate.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Now, okay, I wait.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
I found who owned the white bread. I texted them
and said do you mind? They said, fill your boots, silly,
And then it was like, oh.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
But the butter is not yours, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
So did you find out who owned the butter?
Speaker 5 (38:42):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
When we had some anzac no some we had some
hot cross buns delivered to us, and we got delivered
a plethora of butter sachets, and my boss today, Toddy,
said they were left over from that and the vigie
might has been there for three years.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
But you don't know what. I knows who it belongs to.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
So you didn't know that prior to eating it?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yes, I did. I knew because I said who brings
butter and sachets to work?
Speaker 5 (39:11):
And there was no answer, So you said, oh, eat it.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
You know what on this occasion, I'm gonna let it slide.
Oh look, I absolutely we may get to this today.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
We may not. We may may just forget about it.
But there was an absolute deluge of comments on that post. Yeah,
some of them probably worth reading out this hour. I'd
like to venture, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
All that it's slide jays, because he did make me
one of those pieces of toast.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Yeah, and it was.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
It was.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
It's been so long since I just had fresh white
bread toasted with butter and vijimile.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
It looked foul. It was a bit a tasty.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Get It's the the whole Aching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kyzy. Tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Hold Ich Mitchellik, you're there on the radio, Hold Archy
Big Show this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
The time is thirteen minutes past six o'clock. Now, the
Breakfast versus Big Show challenge, it's got it. It's got
bogged down a little bit, Fellers. It has in the
sort of menutie I E. Who's competing against who? How
many people? Et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
So we've had to put the hard word on the
Breakfast Fellers, yes and say come on, guys sort it out.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Well, that's right. I mean this is meant to really
move the needle. This is meant to get people from
every other radio station in the country tuning in because
they want to know who's going to win this bench
press competition. We can't even work out who's in the
goddamn thing.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yes, so what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
This is lock it down.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
It's crack on, lock it down, start train and get
it done one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
So if you were to go, oh, kezy, what do
you think Breakfast feed drive bench press competition, I go cool.
So us three in pugs versus their three in the
studio and their producers Zoe. Yes, that's just obviously what
it'll be. But they've said through some more audio from
the show this morning and got no idea what this
is about. But I can only assume it's something to
do with that issue. They haven't just a thought around
(40:57):
the Bricky v. Big Show challenge. How about you make
it a fully in inclusive five v five.
Speaker 7 (41:01):
You guys get Big Sandy Breakfast adjacent, and they get preps.
I reckon Bex's secret weapon, chairs, Gingerjo on the trucking
pom Okay.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
So five v five.
Speaker 8 (41:10):
But I think, do you know what, I'd just say,
can we simplify it? Can we just go in that case,
why don't we go four v four? They take Big Sandy,
the Big Show, take Big Sandy, and we've got Zoe.
Then you've got one female on each team and that
balances it out.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Great idea.
Speaker 7 (41:24):
Okay, So then, well they've been so up in arms
about our exclusion of Zoe on a on a gender
basis that I think they would have no choice.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
But to agree to that, except for the fact that
it's The Big Show versus Breakfast. Yeah, I guess that's
not Days versus you know what I mean? Yeah, an interest. Man,
I'm firing up now. You got to We've got to
strike while the iron's hot. Here, it's four v four,
it's us versus them. Look, if you don't want to
(41:53):
have your entire team competing in this, just fire and
hire somebody, must we It's entirely up to you.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
It's super easy to as well.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Exactly we've got Yeah, I've been training that bastard for
years and look at him. He's a He's an absolute weapon.
He is a machine.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
And like and the other thing about Pugs is terrible producer.
We hired him for his bitch press prowess. Yes, that's
a whole reason we hided him. That's the whole reason
he's been there for like four plus years. Certainly isn't
his producing.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
I've never seen him so fired up either. Yeah, because
he's over losing to Breakfast, because.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Of course it affects him as well. When we love
he has to coming and ungodly.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
In fact earlier than us because he has to do
all the sort of prep stuff for the show.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Well, he's going to come in half fast prep for
two shows, and that's like, you know, he wants to
be in the gym. He doesn't have been here doing
that exactly, so it's just for before, right at it.
Well that's sort of that's that's my feeling is getting
to moralize.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Well, look, i'll tell you what's tomoralizing about it. As
we're going over and over the same point over and
over and over again, and they just need to suck
it up this whole thing. Unless I'm mistaken, Keezy was
their idea. Yeah, I pretty sure I can't even remember.
I say it was just so that I can better
make my point, So don't bring it up as the idea.
(43:17):
If you then don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
It, yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Yeah, totally, And don't just keep trying to, you know,
shift your way out of things. They're always maneuvering. Just
Breakfast V Drive for the four both teams.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Let's get it on.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Good stuff, Fellas the Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarkyixi's.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening,
and I understand Keezy, you're straggling a bit in your relationship.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, Fellas, I do need some relationship advice. If that's
all g we'll just get the relationship music going. Last
night I got home and head homemade pie, very delicious.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Oh yeah, you're fuming about that, Well it was, but.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
We sort it out. It's all GEP. My wife then
starts packing her bags because we're going to christ Church
tonight after the show. Wow, flying down a christ shirt.
She's got to work all day, so she got her
bag packed last night. Now her bag, her suitcase sits
on a shelf and our ship get our garage. In
the process of getting their suitcase off the shelf, she
(44:32):
knocks over a whole heap of stuff and a huge noise.
There's a huge noise, and I'm like, holy shit, she okay,
run in there. She's fine. And she just looks at
me and goes, I'm so sorry, And I said what
And then she moves out the way and she's put
a huge DNT in my truck. My truck that I
spent four years restoring with my dad and spent a
(44:55):
lot of money on has now got a huge d INTERNET.
But she's Okay's totally relief. Thought, this is worried a
minute because I thought his wife health and safety, thank.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
God, must have been relieved.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
I was so relieved, been going, yeah, I bet you
were kicking yourself too, for the way you packed that
shell put her in.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
She's not tall enough obviously to do that. Must have
been you that put her up.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
I mean I would have actually, I would have actually
got it down for her. You know she was that
she was doing.
Speaker 6 (45:34):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
That you dodged a bullet there, Thanks fellows.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
This holy cow, the issue I had.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
It's I went in there and I saw my truck,
and I was not furious. I was genuinely really sad.
I was like, really gutted.
Speaker 5 (45:57):
Yeah, dragging her over the coals for nothing.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
But I can't. I didn't, but I can't be mad
at her because it wasn't her fault. It was an
accident and I'm not here to play the blame game
or anything like that. But I was just really, really sad.
And then she was like, oh, I'm sorry, but it
kind of wasn't my fault, and then just started going
down the road of who packed the shelf, which I did,
but I wouldn't have fallen down. She'd asked me for help.
(46:20):
So it was just this half th tricky, isn't it
because you're blaming her? No, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
But she doesn't want to accept any blame. That's just
how it goes. You know, you can forget it if
she's ever going to say sorry my fault. No, shery
absolutely dreaming sorry, But she didn't just say sorry, though
you were saying she said sorry, but yeah, she did
not exactly.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
And tries to crawl out from underneath it. Oh you
must be furious, I.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Think that, you know, because you were saying off, you
were so you were fuming so much you went and
kicked her car and put a dent in her car. Yeah, yeah,
well I just thought, you know, I mean, when not
for Feene anymore, Casey, you're a grown man.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
What I said, you've got a family on the way,
for god, I do not.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
What I said was, ah, we did to each other's cars,
are we?
Speaker 5 (47:13):
She said, you got.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
Well, especially when.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
You touch us Tracky, don't touch my truck.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
He so anyway, what what what you're gonna you're asking
for some advice?
Speaker 2 (47:23):
I don't know how do we patch things up because
I'm not mad at her or I'm just said.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
What I want to know, and you could probably we
could both benefit from the situation because I need a
panel beater. You need a panel beater in my one
just last night said to me, Keesy must know a
panel beater. Surely.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah, well my dad is a panel bit of by trade.
But he's he's no, there's no way he's working on.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
If I was to take my car down to you know,
into Dom's back for the for the weekend, he could
probably patch it up for me.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
We could definitely patch it up, Jase. But yeah, I
was just after some sort of Yeah, but she's okay,
and that's the main thing. Yeah, it's among the top
two main things.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hodaking.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
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this Thursday Evening, Fellers.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
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Speaker 5 (48:47):
Earlier on we were discussing the video that pag Son
made of Houghty J When Howdy Jay, look, you didn't
steal it, man, you didn't steal the breed. You asked
who it belonged to. Dilly said it was her. He
said you could have a couple of bits, He said,
fill your boots. Actually didn't he he did. Then after
that you went out there and you stole veg you
might and you also stole butter and you were just
(49:10):
going willing helping yourself. Anyway, Pugs made a video of it,
posted it last night of you and your thieving ways,
and there was a bunch of comments underneath the which
well I thought we could go through them with you.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Man, just quickly too, before you go through it. Jason's
parted his hair in a very weird way, and you
will keep walking past the window and glancing.
Speaker 5 (49:26):
The thing about it is, I think just thinks that
you know, can I say there's a there's a certain
adult vibe to what's going on here, and if you
think that's something to joke about the in Jason, well
just just let's.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Not resemble that character in history in any way.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
Yeah, that's the first thing I thought. Every time you
walk in here in a horror of a mood with
your hero of someding like that, screaming and a shadow,
I think to myself, Jeezy, he's our little dictator, isn't he?
O little hoodyi bot? Anyway, so you've got you in
this video battering and can I doing a hoo of
a job.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Very cold Butter I've got to It was freezing cold, and.
Speaker 5 (50:06):
It was, you know, absolute shambles.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
It was a shocker.
Speaker 5 (50:11):
This one here from Jay Rogers, I wish Jiz was
my dad.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Oh that's nice, isn't it sweet?
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Because you know I make them some toasts there at
the end of the night.
Speaker 5 (50:23):
That's right. I mean, normally you would never do that
for someone else. It was, you know, hey, the one.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
Thing I will say that I do consistently for my
wife and she always goes ah. I always make her
peanut butter on toast at the end of the night,
and she always goes on ah, just because yours are
so good, and I make her a piece.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
That's the one thing I do do.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
Just the way you told that story. It's like you
deserve a night.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
I just wanted to make that one point.
Speaker 5 (50:55):
This one here from Allison half priced sushi are now stealing,
but this man knows how to save a penny.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
You got half price issue today, didn't you?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
I did?
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (51:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (51:07):
This one from Richard Everett, You'll need to stop bullying
the we fewler. He's doing his best. I completely agree
with that. Best toast in the world A number one.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
Yeah, I think so. How was it keasy because I
made a piece for you, Jas.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
I wanna be honest. It was actually delicious. Jay best
in the world, ain't number one?
Speaker 5 (51:26):
Thanks mate, We should be playing that a lot more.
This one from Matt mutinous, Why are you wearing a
child sweater? I can only imagine that must be that
when you were in now Yeah, I don't know, very confusing,
first time ever buttering toast hortiges.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
As I say, it was a very solid block of butter.
I usually like you know, to have it at room temp.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
The way you went wrong was you got out of
the locked freezer that was locked for a reason.
Speaker 5 (51:57):
Yeah, that's right exactly. You picked someone's padle on their
own personal food stash. Anyway, if you want to have
a geezer there and a whole bunch of other absolutely
amazing videos, head over to Instagram and check out The
Hordeche Big Show's Instagram page.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Plus, I think Pugs just did a video of Jason's hair.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
Oh good, not good, not good at all.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
The Hdichy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodekey.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
Well, there you go, your man, bastards. That's a big show,
done and dusted this Thursday night. Now, controversially, we'll have
no podcast outro today. We did do a podcast outtro,
but in reflection we decided, yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Had to delete it.
Speaker 6 (52:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
In fact, here is the disclaimer that we recorded. I
feel like I came out okay, not that anyone would
know because we've deleted it.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yes, well you would say that you would. You didn't
really know what we were talking about. I had no
idea little boy, but once you did.
Speaker 5 (53:00):
You hoading. So yeah, the thing we talked about was
a TV commercial from the Arly eighties that Jason and
I could remember very very well. Yes, it was the
thing that people used to tease other kids in the playground,
but at the expense of other other people. Yes, you
know the people in the air, which is not on keys.
(53:20):
And that's why your comments were.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
They were really off come.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (53:27):
So that was what it was. You really took to
it like a duck to waters the shocking comment.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Yes, well maybe we should release it so that people
can see that it wasn't me at all.
Speaker 5 (53:36):
Look, you need protecting keys. You've got a big career
in front of you, mate. We don't want to ruin
it now.
Speaker 6 (53:41):
Well.
Speaker 5 (53:42):
And also it's a shame because it was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
It was magie. What's the plan tonight, mate, I'm.
Speaker 5 (53:55):
Probably going to have a look at something, look at
I've got my ten year winding anniversary coming up, so
I need to look at somewhere to go for that.
Going to have a night time Actually, can you receive
me that link? Easy?
Speaker 6 (54:04):
Nah?
Speaker 5 (54:04):
Thanks man, No worries brother Keezy.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
You're off to crush our.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Know a christ Church and then to Geraldine tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah, for a big golf tourney that's right with the
old fields.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Yeah, with my father in law and a few mates.
Can't wait, man, it's gona be great, great stuff bank.
Hey Jason, what about you?
Speaker 6 (54:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (54:20):
What's on the cards?
Speaker 4 (54:22):
Even He's become very complicated now for my life tonight
because my daughter's sick, you know what. I'm trying to
get her to eat, and then my wife wants something else,
and then should I pick something up for you and
something up for her and or come home.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
Or do I do you want to come out with me?
Or I mean, it's just it's so complicated. I might
just have a bit of veggie Mite on toast here
and just chill out on the couch.
Speaker 6 (54:47):
I do it, do it.
Speaker 3 (54:48):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
Hey, Hey, check out the Instagram, check out the podcasts.
Till tomorrow, see you later.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
And the Wolf is in the
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Market.
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