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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Darkey Big Show Show thanks to crave worthy street food.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
While Jerry and me Iah are sitting and sipping in
the Koodoo Lounge, Jason, Mike and Keysy have flown in
from the Hurdarchy Big Show. It's time to go oversize.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
This is the biggest, biggest, the biggest.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the biggest, our biggest shot big show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Jason Howe, Night Minogue and.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
If you could all be upstanding for the national anthem?

Speaker 6 (00:43):
Are we gonna do this every day?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I think so?

Speaker 7 (00:46):
Okay, got pride in your nation every day?

Speaker 6 (00:49):
Keysy man, I mean, I guess so. It just seems weird,
is all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
It feels good to me.

Speaker 7 (01:08):
Shape shifters should do a Caveralus.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
They should.

Speaker 7 (01:12):
It's got all the elements.

Speaker 6 (01:17):
See, I would up.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Let's go. Come on now, I'll get a ya. Mayor Bassis.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Great to have your company this Thursday morning. It is
the ninth of July twenty twenty six, and you, my friends,
are listening to the Big Show brought to you by
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Speaker 6 (01:48):
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Speaker 7 (01:54):
I'll be honest with you. If I was going to
get some painting donkeys, i'd hire somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
That's okay, but that's what I'm ogie. Well, if you
do end up doing that, makes you tell that person,
but it's trade for their paints.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
I'm not going to get business.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
The only thing that I don't really like about breakfast doing,
you know the breakfast Show, is that you tend to
wear a lot more clothes. Mogie in the afternoon. You've
got your T shirt on. Now you're wearing a massive
sort of jersey. I can't see the contours of your body.
But how are you you?

Speaker 7 (02:24):
Au stallion again? Pretty grassy? Your mad dog? Your six
son of a being. I can tell you what he
is underneath the sweater is a ripped, muscular body.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Oh, you don't need to tell me that simply, I
know for your embrace.

Speaker 8 (02:43):
Dog.

Speaker 7 (02:44):
Speaking of wearing heaps of clothes, yeah, I got a
hoodie on.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
Yeah, man, and your prison jack jacket as well. Ah,
kesy's got two items at three. I've got a T
shirt underneath because it's cold.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
I haven't seen the prison jacket for a long long time.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Last week did you.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I don't think so. I would have noted that.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
You must have taken off were we come into the studio.
No possible.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
No, this is not a hoidyj boots. I'm ashamed to
wear it in the studio situation. I wore it last week, right,
I did because I got a couple of minutes on
it and I don't know one of the makeup ladies.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh, inmate, yeah, it's jacket war.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
For the listeners, just say this is like denim jacket
with white stripes on. How are you Jason?

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah, I'm not too bad fellas, you know, just struggling
along very much, looking forward to the long weekend. I've
got to be honest with you.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Oh yeah, hey, mo, how good? What's coming up on
the show man?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Coming up on the whole Lecky breakfast.

Speaker 8 (03:45):
Sweep?

Speaker 7 (03:46):
Jeez man? With Max that out?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Was that a fat sound on the sting there?

Speaker 6 (03:50):
I hope not. That'd be very immature.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
Fellas. It's another day, another opportunity to get yourself two
hundred and fifty dollars with the pie that pays it
has been employed July. Yeah, we're doing it with Dad's pie.
Listen out for the Q to call. Listen out for
the pirate jump on the phone nine hundred herdecke and
you could win some cash cash cash to spend on
the per pers piss on the weekend weekend weekend.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Also we're doing the Throbber today. Feel us ah Throbers on.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
So only your most hardcore metal songs please because people
love that.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Shiit the audience are going to choose again? Is that
the day?

Speaker 7 (04:24):
No, Yeah, we're gonna do it.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Sorry, Jason, that's all ge is it?

Speaker 7 (04:30):
And later on we'll be talking to Charlie Gabb the
Great Warrior will be previewing the Warriors game tomorrow night
against the West Tigers. How good.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
In the meantime, here's the rack on tiers.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
The Hururarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurarchy.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Indeed the Chemical Brothers there on the Big Show Breakfast
this Thursday morning. The time is sixteen minutes past six o'clock,
which means it's time before come on man.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
You hey guys. Text from Steve Yes, breakfast with me.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Just so you know, sort of the six till seven
hours right on the edge totally.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I am just get on with it then.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Good stuff fellas. I'm sorry, Jason, just zoned out there.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
No, that's fine man.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
What's on the breakfast with me? Keizy? Will you tick
three on three?

Speaker 9 (05:22):
Four?

Speaker 8 (05:23):
Ah three?

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Tell us what you're having for breakfast this morning?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Where you are?

Speaker 6 (05:25):
What your name is? That sort of stuff as well?
All good stuff?

Speaker 8 (05:30):
Good?

Speaker 6 (05:30):
Ay there, fellers Matt here.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
He Travitsky, Matt Heath, oh, mat Heath.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Two carrots, a banana, two tamarillos, a bag of peanuts,
and three coffees.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I don't believe that amarillo.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
We've got some tamarillos at home, and that's more of
your winter fruit. I used to have them in a porish,
but generally speaking, I stay away from a tamorillo. They're
quite exotical, there, aren't They're pretty flash.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I love them. They're very tart.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Atar they add very tart, so you love tart totally.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Ah, get there, Fellas Scotty here, Morrison Scheffler doesn't know.
Good a fellas Scotty Scheffler here, packards and a can
of champions breakfast.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Now you what's champion's breakfast?

Speaker 6 (06:21):
I'm assuming a v or something's a okay only four
hours ago?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh you're good?

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Good a fellas Reagan here or.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Reagan, Reaganut Reagan, Ronald.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
George Reagan, Fellas George Reagan here, Bacon near croissant, hash brown,
and probably six blue v's because I started at two
a m. In my big truckie.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
Oh yeah, those cross got massive steamer written all over them,
don't they totally?

Speaker 8 (07:03):
Well?

Speaker 6 (07:03):
Actually, just on that and no flash Fellers, Adam here, Sandler,
Adam Adam Man here. I'm about to get up for
a pugs on porcelain sprint, and then I'll check a
pie in the air fry.

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Oh how good is that?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
What you call it?

Speaker 7 (07:20):
That's when you get up checking a pie in the fray.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
I actually might do that now, Fellers, a porcelain sprint,
a pie in the air fry fry?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Just don't get those two mixed up?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah? True?

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Good over there, Feelers James here.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
It's true though. Have you ever checked a steamer in
the fright?

Speaker 8 (07:40):
No?

Speaker 7 (07:40):
Because people check everything else in there.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I reckon it'd be delicious.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Doing poos in an air fry speak.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
Yeah, because they retain the moisture in the middle, don't.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
Okay, keep those scenes coming on three four eight three.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Oh boy, it's going to be one of those I
can tell he's stained.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
The Hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Archy.

Speaker 9 (08:11):
It is six thirty two. Time for your later sport headlines.
Thanks to Export Ultra the Bear for Heir, Nathan Cleary
has led New South Wales to a famous State of
Origin League victory, stunning host Queensland thirty twelve in their
Game three decider. Cleary scored twice in the first half
to rocket the visitors out to an eighteen no first
half lead.

Speaker 8 (08:31):
Oooo.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I was waiting for something to happen.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
All Black's assistant coach Jason Ryan says the running gun
approach to Saturday's Nations Championship test against Italy and Wellington
may change depending on the conditions.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
Woo Rod Good Booby.

Speaker 9 (08:49):
And former All Black Conrad Smith says he wants to
continue to provide strong care for players as he prepares
for a new high performance role at New Zealand Rugby.

Speaker 8 (08:59):
Sporty hoo blo Roco.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Thanks for that bruin, Thank you, good mate.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Nice haircut by the way, thank you. Thanks Wow. It's
a bit weird, but well come on jasonon oh no,
I like it.

Speaker 9 (09:12):
Have we got another song to play or something? Or
are we just going to comment about my physical appearance.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
I will do this for another sort of thirty seconds
to one minute.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
We've got to fill some time and do we So
what else?

Speaker 6 (09:24):
It's an interesting shirt you've got, brun.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
A black plain shirt.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
O can yeah take that? Okay?

Speaker 6 (09:29):
We can go to some Tom Pitty now?

Speaker 8 (09:31):
Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Magie?

Speaker 9 (09:33):
Did you want to say anything?

Speaker 7 (09:34):
It's always a pleasure to be around you, Bruin Ah
an absolute joy mate, Thank weird.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
The hold actually Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Holds.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Indeed sound Garden there on the Big Show Breakfast, the
time being ten minutes to seven o'clock.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
I've started doing this thing? Where and what do you jay?
To be honest, man, I've actually given you shit for
this before in the past. Yeah, which is I take
a lot of joy now and winding my wife up?
Yeah you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (10:05):
Yes, you just started that.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Literally, Well I just sort of have cottoned on to
the fact that and maybe it was because yesterday I
had been at home, because we're on Breakfast yesterday I
had been at home for a lot of the day,
and I'd got sick of my own company, and so
when she got home, I just went into full hoidy Joe,
hoidy Jay, annoying, my hoddy Joe.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Okay, that would be massively annoyed.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
I turned into this character I've dubbed hoidy Joe, who
is just super annoying, and then to the point where
she was just like, can you stop being so annoying?
So as she was trying to walk to the kitchen,
she walked past me, and I pretended that I was
then magnetically stuck to her and walked at the same
pace next to her, stuck to her arm and just
stuff like that, so can you get it? And I
accidentally bumped her into the like bench as we went past,

(10:48):
and that hurt. Yeah, and everything I was doing saying, ah, yeah,
well that wasn't mean it was hooty Joe, but yeah,
And so I was just, you know, I worry that
that's going to become my whole sense of here. Yeah
you know, I mean, because it's had a terrible effect
on your relationship.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Oh my wife hates me, especially the down trous Yeah,
well I know she loves that part down.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
In public and stuff.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Yes, and then when she beats down to pick up
with pants you stand on them.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
There she is hello, hello that in public?

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Yeah all the time. Man, she finds it really cute,
the old down troil.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
Okay, maybe I should try that. Absolutely, you should. They say,
you know, you get into the sweet sport of relationship
by fine. Yes, the down troier. Nouggy nuggy. Do you
nuggy your wife all the time?

Speaker 8 (11:45):
Man?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (11:46):
Have you no?

Speaker 7 (11:53):
You gotta get out, man, it's nearly seven o'clock.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
No, it's not. It's not keasy, it's hardy.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Joe remembers the Dandy Walls.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
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Speaker 7 (12:23):
I haven't got any insulation jobs because I've already got
them sort of out through Bunning's Trade. Yeah, well you're saying, man, let's.

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Just say we can't. Every time I read one of those.
You can't say, oh, I haven't got any.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
I know it's because I go to Bunning's Trade. Yeah,
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Speaker 5 (12:37):
Actually, I'm thinking about getting some insulation out for my
home out west.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Right, So our thirty years living there, now you're getting something.
I think I live that your bullshit.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Apparently because of the tenants are saying it's really cold
our house.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
Well you have to legally, you have to sign up
to healthier homes. Jase, have you done that, man, because
I don't think you have.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
No.

Speaker 7 (12:57):
I'm I'm tempted to actually call the police.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Fair enough, So the house that your old bungalow has
no insulation at all, nothing, and you're renting it out.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
Yes, Well you've got that peg that lives under the floorboards.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Yes, which you know generates a little bit of heat.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yes, totally.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
So does the family have to sort of go wherever
the peg is?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Pretty much.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
They actually complained and said the place was really cold,
and they said, well, just get nude and cuddle up
to the peg under the house.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Why do they have to get nude, Well.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Because that's the best way to generate heat. Yeah, and
the pig's nude.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
Skin to skin context.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Exactly if you're keen to two hundred and fifty bucks.
By the way, oh yes, no, really.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
Chase.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
The pies that pay is happening this hour at some point.
Keep an ear out, get ready to call eight hundred
Hodaki when you hear the pirate and Bloom turn and
fifty bucks could be yours.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
How good man coming up? But a state of ode, chap, fellows.
In the meantime, here's Bush blues Man the.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
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Speaker 5 (14:07):
A Bush There on the Big Show Breakfast this Thursday morning.
The time is nine minutes past seven o'clock. Hey, fellows,
state of origin last night, let's have some state of
origin chat.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
Is it supposed to be music or something?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Well, a sting maybe?

Speaker 8 (14:23):
Yeah, yeah, you go.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
State of Origin last night Game three sun Corp Stadium.
Tell you what close series full of drama. New South
Wales barely winning that first one. The Maron's absolutely pumping
us in the scene. I say us because I'm a
die hard New South Wales supporter name and then we
we absolutely rolled them last night, fellas. Honestly, two of
the greatest hours of my life last night watching that game,

(14:48):
and I'm naked now because of it. Yes, worth it
those fellas.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
Oh totally keasy, does it? Because obviously I support the Maroons,
always have. Yeah, I thought we're going to absolutely cane
it last night. There was no down in my mind.
I was actually going to put I don't bet at all,
but I contemplated putting the house on Queensland fitting plus
last night. But I didn't, and I'm thankful I didn't.
I didn't watch the game for me. It's too late, Keysy. Yeah,

(15:13):
you stayed up and watched today talking with me, talking
through that first half kezy.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Ah begin Yeah, we'd just just out at the start. Well,
obviously got kick off, which was deep. It's too late.
It's too late, way too late. And no, I knew
that the boys would get the job done.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Did you. Yeah. Well that's interesting because we had a
chat on yesterday's show and you said this.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
We are a shambles and Laurie Daily has our team
running like a shambles.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
No, that was me. Wow, sounded like you a really
low thing to say to your coach.

Speaker 8 (15:50):
Man.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
Well, I mean he's your he's your coach and you
need to follow him to the bitter end. If at
the end of the series it turns out as a
legend of the game. You say, well, thanks very much
for you see if as once again Laurie and we'll
see you later, mate, But for you to be over
here in New Zealand begging them because you also said.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
This, I wish when I was a kid, I had
chosen Queensland. Yeah, because I like, I've been to the
New South Wales like twice. You know, I just chose
a side and everyone else was going for Queensland. They
keep winning, so I was like, stuffy, I'm gonna go
for New South Wales. Huge, terrible decision. It is embarrassing.
You've got the biggest names. The best names are always
the favorites. No, I don't remember saying that. I don't remember.

(16:28):
What I remember is Moogie you saying this.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
I just cannot see a world and which New South
Wales can get up for this. Ah. I remember you
saying something of the back of that as well.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
I'm tipping Queensland to win thirteen plus eight Suncorp.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
I mean, I've always been a blues man, and you
know all the signs were there that you know, the
form was good. I found it in my bones that
the Blues were going to come through.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
How did you feel about Nathan Cleary's man in the
match performance?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
He was on top of the world.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
Man really because you said this yesterday? What do you
think about our halves peering?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Oh, I'm not stoked about it?

Speaker 7 (17:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (17:08):
Is that? What would you have done differently?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I would have had different halves?

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Really, you would have got rid of Nathan Cleary?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, because nath hasn't been in great form this season.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Hands down the best seven in the comp.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Hell of a game, I guess was it?

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Weirdly? The only person here who can hold their head
high is me, of course, and we got pumped by
almost twenty points.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, there's Kings of Lea on.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Tune in.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Kings of Leon there on the Big Show.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Breakfast this Thursday morning, the time sixteen minutes past seven
o'clock fell, I've got.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
A little bit of a I guess you'd call it
a conundrum. A conundrum mute about those keysy ah? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Do you know how to spell it?

Speaker 6 (18:01):
CEO in U N D I U M well done?

Speaker 7 (18:12):
So this weekend is Mathadiki Tomorrow is a public holiday.
Feelers Sadly we won't be able to do the breakfast.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
I'm gutt it.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
It's devastating. I'm going to wait for the weekend with
my with my family there, the missus there, and my
young daughter. She chose this year not to have a
birthday party. Instead, she wanted to go away on a
little holiday. So we're doing that and we're going to
Dope Bar, Dope Bar. Now, just so happens over the
course of the same weekend, my one of my oldest

(18:42):
friends is having his fiftieth birthday party also in Tobar.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Wow, what a coincidence.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
It is a bit of a coincidence. Now, I guess
the question is because I'm also this weekend is going
to be my first weekend back on the wagon, there
causing okay, whatever, first again back on the wagon. Yeah,
And it's a bit of a tricky one because this
year I chose to go on the wagon. I managed
it for the first four months before we went to
Magic Round. Kizy insisted that I get on the hammer.

(19:11):
He did, and now I'm just chasing the wagon and
the wagon won't let me back on We've.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Chosen the year that all of your friends are having
their fiftieth birthdays.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
Yeah, and me and also my year for my fiftieth,
So I could have chosen a bit of year. But
I'm just wondering how I handle it because my vibe is,
you know, I could just have a couple of beers.
Oh yeah, just on your Friday there, I'll stay off
the darts, okay, and then I'll still be all good
for all the family sort of stuff, you know, the

(19:42):
you know, going to the hot pools, and.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Are you trying to convince us right now? Like what's
going on here?

Speaker 7 (19:47):
I just I just run it by you.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
About Mogi stopping the vaping over Marti.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
It's a good idea for what three days well done?

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Maybe that might help you knowing that I'm not vaping
or indulging in any way.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Okay, it may give you sucker, Yeah, it may. You know,
you might go.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Jesus Hoidy J can stop vaping over this long weekend,
then I cannot have a drink.

Speaker 7 (20:19):
Well that's the thing I guess is. I think about that,
and I think, well, if Tody J cannot have a
vape over the weekend, but what I know. Is there's
a difference between houghdy J and not having a vape
over the weekend and whatdy J is saying he's not
going to have a vape over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
It's a big different. I'm into it, man.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Oh, I mean, I'm not going to vapeymore, Jason.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
You've burnt out so many times.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
Someone's happened to this Kezy over here, and what's happened here?
This little Keezy he's.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Broken, isn't he?

Speaker 7 (20:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I mean I have darries.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
Oh good?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, yeah, well I was vape.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
I was gonna say, because if you're not vaping over
the weekend and Mogi's going to topaul to a fiftieth
and not drinking over the weekend, is this that we
just want?

Speaker 7 (21:00):
It feels like we should put a bit on this.
It feels like Keezy has got absolutely no So this
should be easy money for you, Keezy.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
I bid that you both will do both of those things.
Fifty bucks, yes, okay, all right, really yeah, totally mean
I'm losing money. Okay, wait, so, but so if you
come back on Monday and you haven't drunk, yeah, or
head darts or head darts, I'll give you fifty dollars. Yeah, Jace,
you're off the vapor and the cities all weekend.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
But it's a handy no two fifty Well if you
go the wrong.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
Way, No, it's fifty dollars. Are you key?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (21:34):
Man?

Speaker 6 (21:35):
Okay, good shake on it.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yep oah good.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Another great bit, Another great bit.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Here's food Fighters?

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Does anyone even care?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
The whole aking big show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold I Ken.

Speaker 9 (21:58):
Time for your later sport headlines thanks to export Ultra
the bear for here. New South Wales coach Laurie Daily
says Nathan Cleary's a legend after their stunning thirty twelve
State of Origin series, deciding one of the Queensland and Brisbane.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
What else would he call them?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
You're exactly obvious.

Speaker 9 (22:19):
The four time Premiership winning half back scored two tries
in the first half. Spoiler alert if you haven't watched
it yet. The remarkable run of a tournament wildcard has continued.
At Wimbledon. Was world number one hundred and fourteen Arthur
Faerie beating Flavio Caboli in straight sets in the quarterfinals,

(22:41):
and the All Blacks are working on the fine line
between being aggressive but being safe with their tackling.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Technique woo bodkirb.

Speaker 9 (22:50):
The AB's lineup to tackle Italy on Saturday is named
This Afternoon Sport Lawrence.

Speaker 6 (22:58):
Thanks for that, Bran.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
I think it's subtle.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
You're welcome, is it, Brent?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I've forgotten at this point.

Speaker 7 (23:05):
Actually yeah, okay, yeah, call.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Eight hundred Hodache and you could grab yourself a slice
of the Dad's pies.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Lute sleek, good on you mates. Boom. Yeah, they're going up.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
The Hdichy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaking.
It's beer implied you like on Radio Hodaches.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yes, indeed, your chance to win two hundred and fifty
bucks cash cash cash. That'll be handy over the long weekend, fellers.

Speaker 7 (23:44):
I would absolutely love to fifty. Do you know how
many pecks of dat you can buy with that?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
About five?

Speaker 6 (23:51):
I wouldn't know, so about five?

Speaker 7 (23:53):
About five?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, that'll probably last year of the weekend.

Speaker 7 (23:56):
How many beers can I get, keysy, I.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
Don't know, man, only twenty five beers?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (24:03):
Ah?

Speaker 6 (24:03):
You at the pub? Yeah, sorry, they're not ten dollars anymore.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
Really, it might be on top.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
It depends where you go. The pints these days are
like fifteen dollars?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Are you serious? Man?

Speaker 7 (24:17):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (24:17):
I mean between ten and fifteen. You can't say rs
A nine ten right, certainly up here in Auckland and
in christ Church as well, where I've been toping like
sixteen dollars. It's not even a pint.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
It's like a Having said that, Meggi Poolpool.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Yeah is pretty backward, you know, so it's probably like
three fifty.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
Which is where Meggi's going for the weekend. Yeah, it's
not just a random drive by on topal.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Let's go to the phone lines, get a market. Mad
bastard house lived a fellow? How are you? Yeah? Good
things mate, good yourself.

Speaker 10 (24:51):
You're not too bad?

Speaker 7 (24:52):
But cold and cross? What temperature are we looking at
down there? Brother?

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Probably about lows about five five greet Oh yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Is that hot? Making?

Speaker 7 (25:01):
That's hot? Computer to Auckland, man.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
It's minus five up here in Auckland. Mates, what do
you do for a crass mark for.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
A printing company?

Speaker 8 (25:09):
And christ Oh?

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yeah, yeah, good stuff. And what's the plan for the
long weekend?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Mate?

Speaker 7 (25:15):
I want to take the kids to wait for the weekend?

Speaker 10 (25:17):
Up for him?

Speaker 8 (25:17):
The Spring.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Classic Hammer Springs in winter is bloody beauty.

Speaker 7 (25:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I've been there, not bed not made the spring. It
was terrible.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Jase, you've never been to Hannah Springs, Yes I have.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
Man, they've got a detox joint there. Jesse's trying to
get off the vake.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
Oh really yeah that makes sense that. Hey, Mark, congratulations mate,
you've just won yourself two hundred and fifty bucksome.

Speaker 8 (25:43):
Thanks guys. Worry.

Speaker 7 (25:44):
It's just a little idea for you there. Mate. We
can now just this morning just going and see your
boss there and just tell them to Shover's job with
the Sunday and Shine brother, because you're rich now. Man,
you've got too crafty wave catching Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
Slimmer with it on your arkie hold the line, mate,
have a great long weekend.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
You too, lovely, Yeah, very pleasant, fellow.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
It's going to put that into the kids.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
Hey, plenty more chances to win some cash. Hit of
the long weekend. Just keep listening to Radio Hodki fails
and when you hear the pirate call a eight hundred
Hodaki the hold.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in
week days at four on Radio hoad.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Achts weird.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Chili peppers there on the radio. Hold Aki Big Show
breakfast this Thursday morning, the time exactly ten minutes to wait.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
Fellas. Last night I was changing to my wife and
it was a bit of a sad chat, and I
was we were talking about hey, you know, like if
Heaven forbid tomorrow, I was to just cark it, you know,
my last request And this is what I said to her,
is like, my request would be, can you please ride
my motorbike to work once a week?

Speaker 8 (26:52):
In my memory?

Speaker 6 (26:53):
And then she said absolutely.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Iffing, not no, it doesn't really run, does it?

Speaker 6 (26:57):
Well, no, it does. It runs. It's fully registered in
warrant it and it runs.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
What a terrible thing to say to your wife.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
What do you mean making her ride the atrocity humiliate
yourself week after the week?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Aff the week easy? What a piece of work you
are man?

Speaker 6 (27:17):
And got me that is disgusting, got me thinking, you know,
is there anything like that? Any request you guys would have?
You know, if you were to carkett.

Speaker 11 (27:25):
Tomorrow, Jason, well, I would say to my wife or
today burn me up for a start, and for the
rest of your days.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Sleep with my own next to you.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Right, No, I've asked my wife more of an in cup.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
Well, my last demand is that is that I be cremated,
But my wife has said no, that she doesn't want
me to be cremated. She wants me to be buried,
which is considerate. So in lieu of that, I would
just ask you to wear black every day for the
rest of her life a veil maybe, yeah, yes, and
never get into another relationship, either friendship or romantic. But

(28:08):
she's younger till the day she dies and you're.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Carking it tomorrow. She's still got like a lot of life.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Yeah, a lot of life, but no good years because
I'm gone.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
There's this thing, isn't there when if you were to
move on, sadly that you get on your partner gets
on with your life. Not in my books. Hell no,
I want you to be miserable. Yes, every single day.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Can't get out of it.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Just the urn there next her in the bed wearing
black when she does get up. No love making with
anyone else, that's for sure off limits.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
Well, there'll be a change form the current set up, there,
wouldn't it. She's always like having a fears in that.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
Jace.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
Jeez man, my bike is not humiliating.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
It is massively humiliating. It doesn't work. It does work.
Here's Paci Boys.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Hold actually Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in weekdays at four on Radio Hold Ike.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Here is indeed Bac Boys there on the Big Show
Breakfast this Thursday morning. Now coming up after eight o'clock
fellows the Thursday Throbber.

Speaker 8 (29:33):
Trouble Rubber.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
That's right, man, but it's a little bit earlier than
we used to. Keyzy, nothing to worry about. The brother
pretty excited about this now. There's been some drama over
previous weeks. Howdy J. Well, we've been running this for
five years there, fifty year and hoty J has got
absolutely no passion for the Throbber at all. It's gone.
He's getting disqualified love it. He's been getting a stress.
He's choosing the same bands week after week after week.

(29:59):
No imagination, no and put whatsoever. So it'll be interesting
to see how we go today. Given we are on Breakfast,
it's a whole new audience. Has what he j put
in or has he just doled it in as.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Per I'm very very confident also.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Charlie gub coming on to preview the Warriors. I'll shat
a little bit about state of Origin last night.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
The hod Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
It's the Big Shows Thursday.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Now, there may be some people out there that don't
know what the Throbber is, fellas, so I thought I
should explain it again.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Every Friday, normally we.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Pick a tune each of us here in the studio
just sort of kick off your weekend. Really, yeah, we
get the Friday vibe happening. Since it's the long weekend,
we've decided to do it today.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
So very confusing. The Big Show's on in the morning
and it's a Thursday and we're doing the Throbber. Yeah,
so everything's just upside down at the moment.

Speaker 7 (31:01):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
But it's a song designed to get your fired up
for the weekend at Jason totally man.

Speaker 7 (31:06):
Yeah, well you would have put a lot of thought
into it, Jase, Yeah, absolutely, what have you gone with?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
An absolute shit again?

Speaker 8 (31:18):
Then? The way we.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
Yeah, baby, the way that we used to do the
throb when we first started that was once she's chosen
a song you couldn't choose it again. That was brought
back Joseph being serious. Strubb, I reckon, you've chosen it
song like four times? More?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Great hit about it? What ships chosen.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
Four times in the last like two years, not even
the five years. Yeah, what's the name of it?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Sex tape?

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Gross? Uh?

Speaker 6 (31:57):
Do you want me to go next?

Speaker 7 (31:58):
What do you got?

Speaker 6 (31:59):
I chose silence from a band. It's just an excellent
way to start your day and your weekend.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Job at a Future Islands.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
Nice like him, Jim and me.

Speaker 7 (32:15):
And Jason.

Speaker 8 (32:19):
Let it.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
That is a dream of you and me by from
future Island.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
You see them like you, guys. I really encourage your choices.
That's a great tune, Keys.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
Because I didn't phone it in. I didn't just half
us it. I tried really, really, really hard.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
I guess my concerned fellows as we seem to be
getting away from the idea of what this is, which
is a throbber. It's in the title. Where is the
throb in those two songs? That would be my question,
but here it is with a little bit of prodigence.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
You had the audacity to say that I picked a
similar song and you played that teen time.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
It's one of the greats, man, it's one of the greats.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
How you decide, New Zealand eight hundred hold aki. In
the meantime, here's Pluto the.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Tune in four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
It's the Big Shows Thursday, Robert, Yes.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Indeed, and I went for an absolute.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
Hang on Jason of people don't know what the thrubber is, man,
We'll tell them.

Speaker 8 (33:46):
Then.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
It's where we picked songs. I pick a good song,
where he picks a good song, Jayse picks the shitter,
and then you call us on eight hundred HODARKI and
vote for which song you'd like to hear played in full?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
How good?

Speaker 8 (33:57):
Man?

Speaker 7 (33:57):
How good?

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I went for this one that.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
Is DiPT tones with six tape. Yeah, man, that is
a great song. It's probably only enjoyed deft tone song,
to be honest. They just don't click with me. Thanks man,
But it's because you've played it so many times. It's
just ingrained in me now. I chose Future Island's Dream
of You and Me.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
A dream of You.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
Me just makes me feel happy. That song, it's a
great song.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
And I went with Omen by the Prodigy.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Yeah, great staff, Well you decide New Zealand. Let's go
to the phone lines. Get a hate in your massive backbone.
Hou's life?

Speaker 8 (35:08):
Oh good boys, it's good.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Good on you mate. What are you running with the
hato homen?

Speaker 8 (35:14):
Please?

Speaker 7 (35:14):
Good on you mate, you're a your god damn son
of a bee.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
Get on you have a lovely day, mate.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Jeez a little to the phone lines. Come on, hurry upside.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
I think we're changing to the buck.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Your mad barstard Hell's life.

Speaker 8 (35:35):
Ye're not too bad. How are you going? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Good mate, You've got deft tone vibes to me. Mate.

Speaker 7 (35:41):
You know you guys mist a great.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Opportunity to pick for you, So.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
That's all right.

Speaker 8 (35:48):
I'm going diftones.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Yeah, now you're talking.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
Have a good daily.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Good on your mate. Get a Jimmy, How's life?

Speaker 6 (36:00):
Bloody god?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah that's me. Can't complain. What are you running with
their Jimmy?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Well, I was going to vote old two thros, but
I think movie you.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
As soon as I saw his name was Jimmy.

Speaker 7 (36:16):
Old Jimmy's high energy man. He's going to need to
rip into Thursday.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Get on you, Jimmy. You have a good day, mate, Gotta.

Speaker 7 (36:25):
Love it so close to you, weren't you? But you
just dipped out there. Brother. It's been a couple of
months for since old had a window.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
For sure, for sure?

Speaker 6 (36:34):
Do you want to throw to the song?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
No, the whole aking big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Tune in week days and four on Radio Hod.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
You whatever, hey, coming up next? He go, Hang on
a minute on the.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
School board, do we yeah, the Throbber school board, Remember
the Throbber everyone wants, so we keep score every time
one of us wins the Friday Throbber, and then at
the end of the year, that person gets the day off.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
That's right, and one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
One hundred thousand dollars cash and a reburg about you.

Speaker 7 (37:09):
It's a big prize, how good?

Speaker 6 (37:10):
And yeah and a boys trimp hat ah. So just
like you get the scoreboard now, Mogi way out in
front on eleven wins, Well done, Mogi. You've got Keezy
coming in second, nine wins for the year, and then
coming last Jace with five two asterisks and a small
dust a small d. Yeah, and that's for but he

(37:33):
got disqualified.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
We know that's not true.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
And the two as you get an asterisk if you
don't follow the rules of the game, probably or you
cheat basically, that's right. Yeah, so not good, Jason.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
I'm still feeling very confident feels about what about the
Throbber by the end of the year. Okay, I can
see myself steam rolling both of you.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
I'd love to see that in real life.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Here's Quentin to the Stone Age, changing to Charlie Garb.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Next Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Tune in four on Radio.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yes, indeed, Queens of the Stone Age, they're on the
Big Show Breakfast this Thursday morning.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
The time is eight twenty two.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
Now.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
We had State of O last night.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
We've got the Warriors this weekend, so we thought we'd
get our resident league expert on the show, the one
and Only Charlie.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Get a Charlie a mad Barstard. How's life life, scird man.

Speaker 10 (38:28):
Good to have you guys in the Real Word the Morning,
the Trady Hours.

Speaker 8 (38:32):
Yeah man, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Cool, Charlie.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
What time are you crawling out of the old fat seck? There, Charlie.

Speaker 10 (38:38):
This morning I was up at about four point thirty
going off to a commercial site pumper septic tank. Yeah boy,
but now my tummy hurts.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
Hey, Charlie, last night Game three State of Origin. Man,
I'm seeing as you're up at four thirty this morning.
Did you manage to watch Game three last night?

Speaker 8 (38:56):
I didn't.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
I fell asleep at kickoff of my phone in my
hand and then woke up and she was all over.

Speaker 7 (39:03):
Yeah, right with your phone in your hand? Where you're
watching the Origin? Or were you trawl and fell?

Speaker 8 (39:08):
Now?

Speaker 10 (39:08):
I was watching some old mature Origin.

Speaker 8 (39:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:11):
Nice, nice? Nice? Have you caught the highlights that all
made any thoughts on the game?

Speaker 7 (39:15):
Or nah?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Nah?

Speaker 10 (39:16):
It sounds like sounds like Claire had a game mate?

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Yeah, yeah, I ped that yesterday. I found he was
due actually, Charlie.

Speaker 10 (39:26):
Yeah, I guess he was for the and someone like
you who knows his footy, you know, to pick an
underdog like Larry to have a good game.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
Hey, Charlie, tomorrow night we've got the Tigers taking them
on over there in Australia at ten pm. How do
you think we'll go against them? Because of course the
Tigers beat us pretty early doors in the season and actually,
you know, really did a number on us.

Speaker 10 (39:48):
Yeah, that was that was probably their best game of
the season. On Tigers. They all just came to play
and wear a bit off. But I think having Fisher
Harris back, yeah, he's going to be massive because you know,
even just a little bit more experienced through the middle.
And we've got someone else back, Moga, can you fiel
me on who else we got back?

Speaker 8 (40:07):
Well?

Speaker 7 (40:08):
Akp is back, Camparira is back on the wing, which
is a bit of a bloody beauty. Got Metcalfe is
on the bench, but he's been there before. Back Yeah,
lick of the wreckers liquors back.

Speaker 10 (40:19):
No, I think we'll win. I think it's going to
be high scoring. You know, it seems like all these
Tigers games they win, it sounds obvious that they win
by by scoring more points. They're not really defending a
small score. So we are worries have to be on
the a gaming attack as well.

Speaker 7 (40:35):
Well, we've hang in there. We've lost three of our
oars four to buy two points to teams in the
in the top sort of two or two or four,
let's go with four. So games against the Tigers, these
sorts of teams, we should be absolutely smashing them if
we're going to be the real deal.

Speaker 10 (40:52):
Yeah, But as you know, Mogi Rugby League math doesn't
really work like that.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
It just comes down I don't know anything, Charlie. I'm
saying we should smash them.

Speaker 10 (40:59):
Brother, No, I reckon, We're going reckon. It's going to
be close. We want to smash them, right, but we
just want to get through injury free because.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
We're going to the thirsty.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:08):
Yeah, firsty we put fifty on them, right.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
We needed it.

Speaker 10 (41:14):
We need it when we need to be singing that
team song together.

Speaker 6 (41:17):
We do, Charlie, we do. Obviously at this point of
the season. This is where you sort of your hoidy
jays start to smile and say, see the wires are
all all show and no go by twenty jays. Come on, man,
not to Charlie. Man, you know he bleeds Warriors. Yeah, man,
that's a say. But we do need a window, we Charlie,
just to reignite things and get us right on the

(41:38):
on the correct track for the rest of the season.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:41):
I mean, everything's better when when you get a one
fish in a way trip, you know, you catch the
plane back and everyone's patting me on the back. Yeah, home,
and we've got to We've got a semi easy run
on the way home. We've got a few trash teams
that we should run through.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
But yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (41:56):
I think the only thing that's going to stop us
this year as injuries. So if we can get it,
I'm back and healthy will be sweet.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
Yeah, amen, brother. And before we let you go, Charlie,
who is your Porter King player of the week for
this upcoming game?

Speaker 10 (42:08):
The future player of the day.

Speaker 7 (42:09):
Yeah, oh gosh, I think I'm going to give it to.

Speaker 10 (42:15):
Chanel Harris Tavita have a great He's gonna have a
great game, probably score a try. But let's we'll circle
back to this on Monday.

Speaker 7 (42:25):
He let what do you reckon?

Speaker 10 (42:26):
Hoid You seem to know everything.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I just don't care. Charlie.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
All right, Charlie, how you have a good weekend, mate?
And thank you so much for joining us, mate, And
don't forget if you're ever in Wellington and you need
a portloo, hit up Uncle Charlie at Porter King and
he'll see you.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Right for the whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
Wars.

Speaker 9 (42:59):
Thanks for that key, It's bang on eight thirty time
for your later sport headlines. Thanks to Export Ultra the
Bear for here. Laurie Daies had the last laugh in
league state of o guiding New South Wales to a
thirty twelve win in Brisbane to take the series two
to one. He says that people having a crack after
Game two's heavy loss should show some balls.

Speaker 8 (43:20):
Broom.

Speaker 7 (43:21):
I'd love to see that, actually, would you. I'd love
to see the critics shows show some balls. Yeah, totally,
all people that weren't critics and just just show some balls.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Incidentally, rim it was actually eight thirty one.

Speaker 9 (43:34):
Oh, thank you for that. Hoarding what coach Dave Rennie's
bluntly confirmed at least one guaranteed inclusion and the All
Blacks team to play Italy in the Nation's Championship in
Wellington on Saturday. Asked whether Captain Ardie Save would take
a break, Rennie says no, he won't.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Jumbombcue the horror gain.

Speaker 9 (44:00):
Super Rugby's success is finally paying off off the field,
with their finances starting to turn a corner after back
to back losses.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Co own It, Malcolm Gillis.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Says things are now heading in the right direction. U.
Good stuff fellas.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
I see you on Monday.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, good stuff mate. Here's Nevada.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodak Nirvana.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
There on the Big Show Breakfast this Thursday morning. The
time is eight thirty five.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
It's time for mental health check and fellas out this again. Yeah,
well it's a tradition, isn't it. It is we check
them with each other. We just want to normalize men
talking to each other about how they're feeling, how they're doing,
and making sure that everything's okay. And I we sort
of thought that if we can set an example by
doing this on here, then hopefully or mean, some conversations

(45:01):
happened off here between the listeners. And yesterday, Keasy, we
had a chat to you, mate, and it became clear
that you know, you're like a duck on a body
of water, anybody of water really. Yes, we are on
the surface, everything seems calm and ready, but under the
water you're dropping bombs.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
What do you mean of dropping bombs?

Speaker 7 (45:24):
Your legs are going like a bath. Yeah, you're dirtying
the water, You're muddying things.

Speaker 6 (45:30):
Yeah, okay, yeah right, And so.

Speaker 7 (45:33):
So yesterday you were sort of saying, well, everything's all good,
and appearances did seem that way. But the more we
talked to you, the more it became clear that you
were on pretty uneven ground mentally.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
And then when you came in today and I saw
that you were wearing that jacket, I went out, here
we go.

Speaker 7 (45:55):
The prison jacket. Yeah, black white stripes.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Yes, And I went tough times for the old Kezy
at the moment, that's.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
For sure, because I put this jacket on. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
Look my mental I think in a pretty good space
at the moment.

Speaker 7 (46:09):
Yesterday.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
I was grateful that you guys checked in with me
and we had a bit of a mental health check. Yeah,
But I did feel after that, after.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
That you were downhill.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
It was you deteriorate.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
I felt like we brought it to the surface and
you've been hiding it deep, deep deep. I don't think
I had been deep down.

Speaker 6 (46:28):
I think you'd brought it on out of nowhere, like
you created something where it wasn't an issue, is what
I thought.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
And then I got a call from your wife last night,
and she was beside herself. She said, old Kezy, he's
put his pink jacket on and he's gone downhill real fast.

Speaker 7 (46:46):
So last night I put my pink jacket on.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Yes, and she said you were really annoying as well.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
So is this a mental health checking or is this
like a wardrobe roast, because because it's really hard to distinguish.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
I love your clothes, kids, want to be very clear
on that. But if that jacket was a window into
the soul, which it's not, it's just a jacket.

Speaker 6 (47:09):
No, things are great. I just need to reiterate things
are great, fellas they were great.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
And to be honest, these mental health chickens, I wish
your chicken show me three good things that are happening
in your life right now.

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Jace Pegson, Jace Moogi Pegson.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
Sounds like you got that ready before.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
Yeah, yeah, okay, go again, go go go.

Speaker 7 (47:26):
What's ten great things?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
See, this is what we're talking about.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
A lot, there's lots of good stuff. My motor bike.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
It's broken down, it doesn't work, it runs.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Okay, we're going to stop these mental health checks are
I don't want to normalize this.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days a four on radio Hold Aching.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Yes indeed a see DC there on the Big Show.
Break this this Thursday morning, the time being eight forty seven.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
Fellas, it is the football World Cup knockout rounds and
we are running out of office. Sweep steakes brought to
you by T A B. They've given us fifty bucks
bonus cash to give away. Tame called through on one
hundred Hodaki, How are you today, Taine?

Speaker 10 (48:07):
I'm good, thanks brothers.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
Yeah good mate? What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 7 (48:12):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Oh yeah, massive backbones. So you're gonna check away fifty
bucks in with CAZy.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
You're right always, no, this is not my part, jas,
this is different.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
So all you're gonna do, Tane is tell me what
you'd like to put that fifty bucks bonus cash on, mate.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
I reckon front and goal scorer.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
Nice mate, al right, that fifty bucks bonus cash is
all yours.

Speaker 7 (48:37):
All right, well, thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (48:40):
No worries, Matte, you hold the line. That's all thanks
to T A B. The Extra time Extra Chances offer
available on all World Cup knockout matches, teas and teas
A play apply ra A teen bit responsible?

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yeah good, definitely, fellows On, I'm hitting the road.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
I'm going on holiday for the weekend with the Fano
there and the going down to topoor and the problem
I've got is that I've got to drive there and
it's one of the most boring drives I think possibly
on the face of the earth.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
It is.

Speaker 7 (49:02):
There's nothing to spice it up, there's nothing interesting about it.
I'm the one that's going to be driving. My daughter
wants to listen to Taylor Swift, I'm banning her from that, yes,
And I guess my question is am I within my rights?
Because my feeling is when it comes to music, my
daughter can listen to whatever she wants at home in
her bedroom with the door closed, and we will. You know,

(49:24):
we play a bit of SWIFTYE on the old Land
stereo there as well. But what I see the opportunity
when I'm driving the car is to brainwash my daughter
and to like in the music that I like.

Speaker 8 (49:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
Nice, But I'm wondering if I'm all alone on that,
because I know my wife, who also hates my music,
is going to be campaigning to listen to my daughter's music.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
Well, what gives give us an example of what your
music would be?

Speaker 7 (49:47):
You know, Alison Chains, Yes, Pearl Jam, Metallica, Prodigy, Rage
and what else would I be a bit of Kings
of leon oh yeah, nice, yeah, but of red hot
chili peppers.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
You see, I I don't have this problem, Mogi, because
my girls love my musical taste.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
Is it the best in the world?

Speaker 8 (50:10):
A number one?

Speaker 6 (50:12):
What is your musical taste on a trip?

Speaker 7 (50:13):
Chase?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Is it deaf does does def dones? Deaf dones?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
Because last time you talked about going on to a
road trip with one of your girls, you put on
a really spicy podcast.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Or no, she chose then actually my daughter did yeah,
And it was all to say, yeah, we won't get
into it.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
But the thing is, Mogi, what's interesting is my mum
and dad they used to put the same CDs on
when we're on road trips. It was like Jimmy Barnes,
Joe Cocker, Engle Birt, No Angle Birt.

Speaker 7 (50:44):
Not in the car, get too excited to drive off
the road.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Neil Diamond though you weren't there, Man Thin Lizzy.

Speaker 6 (50:51):
Lionel, Redchie, No Hot Chocolate or and the Heaps and
Motown artists and all. And at the time I was like,
I want to play the Offspring yeah and stuff like that.
But now I love those songs because they did secretly
get into my ba.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
Yeah, that's right, So I should do love that music now.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
So if you do that, it's.

Speaker 7 (51:08):
Quite good because then you've created a bond with your
pearance there.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Yes, yeah, so if you do that, your daughter Moggi
man Ogi won't love that stuff straight away, no, but
in twenty years.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
So short term hate, terrible road trips, ten trims, arguing
and all that sort of stuff. But in twenty years, yeah,
you know, if she gets to herself and too, let's
say she's a top radio DJ, she can embarrass herself
by taking you know, her co hosts along to concerts
that I don't want to go to so they can
see ninety year old artists like ingle hump.

Speaker 6 (51:36):
I told you no ingle bit humpting in the car,
So that doesn't even work.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
Actually, there will be a number of people actually going
on roadies as we speak, fellas what's your go to
when you're on a roady three?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Why?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Four?

Speaker 8 (51:48):
Eight?

Speaker 6 (51:48):
Three? And where are you going?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Yeah? Nice?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Here's the Killers The Hdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kyzy.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Tune in and four on Radio Blink one A two
There on the Big Show Breakfast this Thursday morning. The
time is eight fifty six, A few people doing rhadies
for the long weekend, Fellers on three for a three.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Yeah, but a road trip chat. We're discussing music choices
when you are on a road trip. Who gets to choose,
et cetera. This one here is very relevant. Mogi Ava,
who's sixteen years old, is texting saying, I'm reluctantly heading
to Martin accompanied by Dire Straits Jimmy Barnes and Pink Floyd.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Oh how painful?

Speaker 6 (52:25):
No, that's great, dire straight diastrates are excellent.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Nah, can't do it.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
You can't do it.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I just can't do it.

Speaker 7 (52:32):
They've got a couple of tunes. I am a big
fan of Romeo and Juliet Well.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
I think Mark Knopfler is a great guitarist, but I
don't like the band.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
Do you like Sultan's of Swing? No Brothers in Arms,
no money for Nothing, no Walk of Life?

Speaker 8 (52:46):
No?

Speaker 7 (52:47):
What about sort of white sweatbands on a bald head?

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:54):
Brett's textan he only has two rules. In the car,
he only listens to the cars and when I get home,
only house music. How do you feel about that?

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Kind of angry.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Sees listens to Louis Theroux podcast.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
My wife and I actually, in all seriousness, we do
like a sort of crime podcast scenario when we're on
the road.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
Have you any good recommendations? No, my favorite Roady is
going to put him any more prison to visit my partner.

Speaker 7 (53:30):
How good is that?

Speaker 8 (53:31):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (53:32):
So good.

Speaker 7 (53:33):
It's good. You go in there and you're sort of visiting.
It's I had good man long weekend.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
What are you up to for the weekend?

Speaker 7 (53:39):
But they're not doing anything?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Yeah, they just be.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
And Hayden's sticks through suggesting we name this what's on
the stereo with me?

Speaker 8 (53:53):
Roady?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
That's nice, you make a sting for that part.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
No, it's ship, it's what's that? Doesn't that seem worse? What?

Speaker 7 (54:01):
What about you?

Speaker 8 (54:02):
Hoddy Joe?

Speaker 7 (54:02):
You've obviously got to get yourself out on the road
to your brother, and because you've got yourself a multi
million dollar batch. Yes, and you're complaining that you have
to drive for one hour to get to it, your
poor an hour.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
And a half. Actually, Mogi exhausted. I'm exhausted.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
So what do you do to have fun on the trip?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Listen to crime podcasts?

Speaker 7 (54:24):
Any recommendations?

Speaker 2 (54:25):
No, Ah, don't mind a bit of good ship.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Ah right, the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Keyzy.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Aki.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Coool there on the Radio hold Aki Big Show this
Thuesday morning, Fellas, would you be keen on a bit
of sport chat?

Speaker 8 (54:53):
Oh? Wait?

Speaker 6 (54:54):
Is it rugby union chat? Yeah? Man, okay, let's do
that instead crouch touch cause engage rugby union chat with
hod j.

Speaker 7 (55:07):
I've also got a little bit of football I want
to talk about in some UFC though, So does that
mean it is sports chat?

Speaker 6 (55:22):
Go ahead, Jason.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
So the all Blacks obviously facing Italy, I believe fellas
will pump them.

Speaker 6 (55:28):
We'll pump them, right, Is that the interview chat?

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yes, it's good.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
It's just we've done a lot of build up and
that's all we're doing.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Oh that's rugby chat man Saturday night.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
I believe in Wellington.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Who did Italy play last weekend?

Speaker 7 (55:44):
Japan? Flog them?

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Yes, Japan.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
That's why I'm saying we're going to absolutely pump them.

Speaker 6 (55:49):
Okay, all black standing plus all right, Yes, they're going
to love that.

Speaker 7 (55:53):
Then, of course we've got an interesting one UFC three
two nine on Sunday. We'll see the return of Connor
McGregor to the ring. Wow after a five year hiatus.
He's going to be fighting Max Holloway. Cott McGregor beat
up Max Holloway the last time they fought, but that
was a long, long time ago. McGregor has been on
a hell of a run. Yes, started a whiskey company

(56:15):
Proper Whiskey, sold it for an excess of a billion dollars,
has been snorting every bit of cocaine he can lay
his hands on, having a few years left right and
seen to getting caught out. He's an absolute scumbag, and
for some reason he's decided he's going to come back
and get his ass kicked. So I'm looking forward to that.
He will too, I hope, so yeah. I mean Max
Holloway has been fighting all the way through. He he

(56:36):
goes pretty good, So I just I can't see a
world in which an old, out of touch, rich as
desireless Connor McGregor can win. It's a pretty good card
all and all. Benoit Saint Denis is fighting Paddy Pimblet
and there's a bunch of others as well. Outside of that,
we've also got the Football World Cup on Sunday, we're

(56:57):
going to be seeing Norway versus is England.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
That's an absolute doozy of a man.

Speaker 7 (57:04):
That'll be a good one. It's an interesting I'm sort
of in a position like normally when you get to
a World Cup, I'm normally supporting somebody, yes, but I'm
not really.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
And while I think you could say, oh, I hope
you know England losers because they're our sort of our
big elder brother, right and we want to see them fail. Yes,
I don't mind if they go on a little bit fair.
I'd like to see them lose the final.

Speaker 6 (57:25):
I like England football. Yeah, Like I don't really watch
a lot of football, but a lot of the UK
comics and personalities over there who I really like love football. Yeah,
wife loves Peter Croucher's podcast. Yeah, it's a good and
like he's an ext like England legend. So part of
me wants them to win.

Speaker 7 (57:43):
Yeah, I wouldn't mind it.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
I've got a feeling they will.

Speaker 7 (57:46):
Okay, here we go, have bet the house on So
how many games have you watched?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
None?

Speaker 6 (57:52):
But you've got a feeling they'll win the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
I've just got a vibe.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
F nineteen sixty six.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Yes, since they've won the World Cup. Yes, but this
match particularly, I feel.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Not the World Cup.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Yeah, the Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Four on Radio Hokyes, indeed Jane's addiction there on the
Big Show Breakfast this Thursday morning.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
But right now it's time for.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:33):
Last night, Fellas, I watched four episodes of Brennan COO's
Singles Club. Oh yes, season two, available on the spinoff
and available on YouTube. We love the first season, didn't
we feel as? It was great Bloody, good times and Keysy.
You were talking when we had Brit Steley and Kuda
Forester and a couple of days ago there you're asking

(58:55):
about what kind of numbers they were doing.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
Brittany Ston and Cuda. Yeah, because I was genuinely intrigued,
from like a TV world point of view, what counts
as a success on YouTube as far as New Zealand
on ears?

Speaker 7 (59:07):
You know, yeah, well I had to know what they
consider a success. But I was doing around about fifty
odd thousand per episodes.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Season one, season one. That's pretty good, it's really good.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
Well, it's better than a lot of stuff that goes
on the Telly and was on New Zealand on ears
top ten of the week.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
Yes, so yeah, isn't it funny because like back in
the day when I first joined the crowdgos Wild, for example,
seven pm on Prime at the time, which is not one,
two or three, we would average forty five thousand viewers
a night, yeah, on a Tuesday, a Wednesday, and now
getting fifty on a roundom YouTube. It's so interesting how
much it's changed.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
The big shows on YouTube too. By the way, follers,
we get about five.

Speaker 7 (59:46):
Views, forty five up to forty five views.

Speaker 6 (59:49):
Sometimes I don't think we go the high.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
How was the season? I haven't seen all episodes, but
it's bloody good. Same again. Yeah, Well it's a little
bit different this time, and that they're both in relationships
and the first season they were both single and looking
for love, and this season they're both partnered up and
still got their own uncertainties about what the future may hold.
So it's still as vulnerable as the as the first season,

(01:00:15):
still just as funny. They've got a great relationship, they're
a great great chemistry, yeah, grand chemistry.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
Also just for people that might not know Brillany and
Cuda are both comedians, that's right. And the first season
is then going on about how they're in their late
thirties and they haven't got any partners.

Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
Early thirties and late thirties. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I
highly recommend the fifteen minute episodes. So I managed to
smash out four. We'll do the rest and I don't imagine,
but yeah, it's great shows for.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
How good mate? I watched nothing nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
Were you asleep?

Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Yeah, I could tell. Yeah, okay, glad to see that. Okay,
I watched So in the latest season on Amazon of
Clarkson's Farm, I don't know if you guys have said,
but towards the end of the season it goes through
him dealing with a cancer diagnosis. Yes, and so yeah,
so my wife, it's the last episode, I think, And
so my wife and I let's watch the season to

(01:01:10):
get to there. For some reason, this season they have
decided to show and it's good, every nitty gritty part
of farming. So rounding up these sheep and one of
them is did and so they get the VIT to
come over and have a look at the sheep, and
it's like it's had the crows have been out its
eyes and all sorts of stuff, and the vit just
gets a knife out cuts the sheep open and they're
just filming this and I'm watching all my sixty five

(01:01:32):
inch at home. They're cutting it open, he's cutting this,
he cuts this. Well, if you look in here and
he cut it's just like wow, full on. And then
last night we watched them a cow give birth to
a calf as well, and than dove right up there, right,
it's right up there. Seriously yes, and so it's actually
kind of like well, but then at the same time,
it's like, wow, if you're gonna, you know, eat meat
and consume products from farming, you should probably know all

(01:01:54):
this stuff. Yeah, very interesting And I'll let you know.
Five four right up there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
I'm going to go and watch that after the show, The.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Well, there you go, your mad bastards done and dusted
for the week long weekend ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Fellas, are your fizzing?

Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
I got to tell you, man, I'm a little bit buggered.
I'm going to have to work out my systems because
when we come back next week, Yeah, we're going to
be doing breakfast for the whole week, aren't we. And
I start off with a hessen a raw, but I'm
buggered by the time it rolls around to nine o'clock.
Feels very early to be buggered. Yes, you know you
end up with a second winter course, but that's later. Yeah, yeah,
I need it now. Well, I feel even more buggered

(01:02:52):
because that shows you how bagged I am that. I
was thinking it was three hours, but it's not.

Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
It's not.

Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
But I'm used to doing our show of course. Yes,
so that's probably why I'm so exhausto, because it's an
extra hours that's twenty five percent more.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Yeah, totally. I mean I'm naked too, actually, magi.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
To be fair, I'm totally fine, guys. I mean we
just did a few hours of radio. It's not that
we you know, the four days.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Yeah, I need a holiday, like a long weekend, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
Yeah, totally, Hey coming up next, you know we might
be going on holiday for three days. But yes, you
know it's only the start of the day, fellas.

Speaker 7 (01:03:23):
Yeah, we're just getting started.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Man, isn't that crazy?

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
When you leave after you do the breakfast show and
everyone's just coming to work, and I'm like, sucker.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
You guys are socker, especially when the drivetime show comes in. Yeah,
and he's up next. She's got a whole heap of
great tunes lined up, Fellers. They have a great weekend.
To be safe out there, totally okay, and we'll be
back on bricky Monday morning.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Sounds good to me.

Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
Bye,