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On today's show, Jase has a strange encounter, Mike's in the market for a new car and Keyzie's going back to reality.

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TIMESTAMPS:
(00:00) Intro:  Cat chat
(04:35) Mogey needs a whip
(10:06) Car ideas for Mogey
(15:24) The Toy Box
(18:18) TV TIME
(23:45) Intro: Names for our parents
(26:43) Brekky V Drive
(30:43) The Big Reality Show
(34:43) Tony Lyall!
(40:52) Revamping a segment 
(44:24) Intro: Cooked reels
(47:23) What's On The Tea?
(52:07) Strange Encounters of the Hoytey Kind
(57:11) Farewell!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hot ache.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
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real ingredients and natural colors.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome this.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Big show, really Jason Heights night.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Mind and key I'll get aa mad barsards. Great to
have your company on this gloomy Tuesday afternoon. It is
the fifth of May twenty twenty sixth and you, my friends,
as always listening to the big show brought to you
by Toledos.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
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Toledo's at pack and save today.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Toledo.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I've got to say one of my favorite things when
I turn up to the office mogis went when you
choose to wear your tidy whitey T shirt really shows
off everything and deaddy as always you stand' looking great,
house life.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Getting pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of
a me, shock and sleep man. That's goddamn cat. I've
got shit. Chris wakes me up all night long, all
night long, and my wife's way of dealing with it
is to say, just ignore it and it will stop,
and then she goes back to sleep. Yeah, and I
stay wait for the next three hours. So it's not

(01:18):
working for me, but my wife's really happy. Cats thrilled
as well.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Actually, just on that front, Bogie, I'm a little bit
worried about Jizz my cat. Yes, she's just sleeping all
the time. She's she seems to have lost her joy
de vive vivo. So maybe I need to get Jizz
hanging out with your box of joy, Chris.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, just just zr up a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, we could have a playdate. The cats could come
as well.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Hey renamed both cats weird.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Your hair is looking great today, you can.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Really Have you been on TV or something?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
No, not yet.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
You've done something with your helmet there, what's the guy?
I don't have a helmet. That's been pretty. It hasn't
really done much since I left the house, to be honest.
But in terms of my hair, yere. We filmed an
episode of Game and two Halves this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh you did so.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
The makeup artist who's lovely, she just.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Got a sense of humor.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
She she put some stuff in my hair there.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, it's looking very buffy, is it?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Very?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It looks great.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's looking very meeting.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You and I have got similar here, but you do
a lot more with yours. Think, thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
These are some of the weirdest compliments I've ever had.
I don't know what they are.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
How are you looking?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
How are you going to look at herself?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Now you look?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I'm good. Thanks fellas can play and you ship. You
guys just don't miss a beat, do you. That is
a brand new ship. It's not brand new hand.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yes, my wife's been shopping again for old Hordy j So, yeah,
I thought i'd give it a give it a try out.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's great? I love it and it looks brand new.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Hey, what's coming up? What's happening on the Big Show
with old Mogi.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
We've got a her of an announcement around the Brecky
V Big Show Challenge that's happening. The old bench Press
fellows will be hogging into that later on. I don't
know if you guys have heard of the super So
there's a New Zealand International Comedy Festival going on at
the moment. Tony Lyle a Tony Lyle is one of
the names attending. He was They did some kind of

(03:34):
a shin dig on the Friday night. A lot of
the people from here went to it said he was
nearly very good, very good, excellent, excellent, that was That
was it. So we'll be having a term later on.
And old Mogi, I'm getting getting a new car. Feelers,
it's exciting, so I need your advice. Keezy Jays. You
can listen and if you want, man.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Sure, I'll you know, chip in where I can feelings.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
And from the audience as well. It's pretty exciting, haven't
new car? For ages?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Should we kick off with a bit of tenacious tea.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Head.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Like a hole there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Fellas, I need a new car. Sad state of affairs
for old Maggie my Nissan Tita. She's all over, it's
gone to the pack. The engine blew up and I
was going to get it fixed at her mechanics, but
then that the mechanics burnt down. Yeah I remember, so
that's permanently closed. I looked it up yesterday. Permanently closed.

(04:38):
No good. So they would rather burn down the mechanics
than work on your work. Yeah, that's what the guy said.
Then I had my Aqua hatchback and that got left.
That got left out on the street and we just
left it outside of mate's place, just parked it there.
The council towed it and sold it to fear. How

(05:00):
long was a park there? A couple of months, Yeah,
a couple of months. But on a street where it's
legal to park, you know, there's no you don't need
any kind of permits or anything like that. So I
would have thought perfectly fine. Apparently not. I also had
one thousand dollars worth of parking fines turn up in
the last week for that car, So that's that's good ship.

(05:21):
So now I need a new car, and I'm just wondering,
feel as if you can give us a hand because
I need to choose something, and I know you've got
your ear, your wonky ear on to the ground of
the chising. When it comes to new cars, what do
you reckon? Brother? I mean, obviously I want I want
nothing but the best.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
We have, leather seats for a start, hang for me.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I want safety features because I've got a young family,
so you've got there's five stars.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah, well, hang on, I thought you hated safety features.
You turn them off? I do, yeah, but I like
to have the options if I want. Yeah, safety.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, five stars safety rating.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Why are you writing this down?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm just because I've got he's not.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Writing it down. And that's just a picture of a diddle.
Oh yeah, it's a dick and balls. That's weird that
you're just drawing that. So I guess you know. The
safety thing is important to me. But if if it
was between safety and messaging seats, will put message in seats?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh you want message front and rear because you can
get the heated seats too.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Sorry, I don't no, I needed to have those on
the list.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
So heated were here, heated massage seats yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Five stars. Okay, damn. I find that my wife and
I we sort of run at different temperatures, like in bed,
She's always running extremely hot and I'm running cold. So
I need to be naked when I'm in bed. So
if we can get multi zone climate control, multi zone, yeah,
climate control, climate control, yeah right. I'm a little bit
worried about pollution, particularly in the CBD here in Auckland.

(06:49):
So purification systems. One of those panoramic glass roofs.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Oh wow, those are so cool, panoramic roof Okay, one
a little bar fridge in there, a bar Bridge.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Just in the back.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Oh yeah, nice, a few beers, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
in the back, heart out.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
That sounds great.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Just a few beers.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Maybe if you have a little video screen or something.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, one one video screen, just one. Well if that
could be in the sort of the wind screen and
then everybody can see it, because I don't like people
end up watching different things, like my wife will she'll
have sort of an iPad daughter or have an iPad
in the back, and then I'm on my phone driving
and it sort of feels like you want to have
that family experience if you're driving. Cigarette lighter, yeah, you

(07:35):
get those these days. Well, this will be the thing. Man.
We're going to have to check it down because I
don't like having to look around for my lighter. Yeah,
with a cigarette lighter, I always know where.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
It is amazing how many accidents that causes when you're
you know, trying to find your SINGI lighter. It's shocking,
it's terrible. And you've had a few beersies in the back.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh you're nice. Yeah, yeah, good stuff, and uh, you
know the three hundred Then you get to the safety stuff,
the three hundred and sixty degrees thround view cameras right,
night vision.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Night vision, night vision? Well enough, night vision. Are you
describing like a car from a comic book or something?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, for like the you know, the thermal heating and
all of that sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
What about too, because you're quite a well known sort
of character. Tinted windows, window.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
And a big picture of old Mogi on the side.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
You want, so you want it to be tinted, but
then you want a photo of your house?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, just people know that he's in the but they
can't see they can't see me punching the daries and
watching a movie, so you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Okay, all right, so I've got all those things. What's
your budget? Three K, three K, three thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Three news, Yes, New Zealand dollars, New Zealand. Well, an
electric because petrol is a bastard at the moment.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah, three ground. I don't know if we're going to
be able to get all of these.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well we'll see here we go.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
But suggestions, yeah, three four eight three If anyone has
any recommendations for Moggie's new k's got three grand to
spend every text on three four eight three in the
draw for fifty bucks cash thanks to Toledos.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Here's Nevana.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days at four on.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Radio Audio Slave There on the radio Hodarky Big Show.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
This Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
The time is twenty six minutes past four o'clock and
Maggie wants to buy a car. He's just listed all
the things he's wanted and said car.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, so he's come to me because I know my
car's a feelers.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah. There's the thing about you, man, you know your cars.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yeah, five star safety.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I agree with that, it's what you want.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah, messaging, slash, heating seats, yeah, jeel zone, climate control, yes, panoramic.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Roof, so the whole roof is see the sky.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
The sky, siggy lighter yeah, night vision.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yes. I remember. There's a big promise back in the day,
like in the future. You know that that are that
you can do steamers in your seat. You know that
there will be like a polo in your seat, because
that was the big promise, wasn't it, That you can't
could fly and that you'd never have to stop. You
could just take a dumb we were driving. Can I
get that? Think of all be able to do poos

(10:12):
we drive.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Think of all the time, you know, when you're doing
the long trips all the time, you'd say, you just
take a massive steamer in the seat.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
There's that.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
So if you had to choose between flying cars, I'm
being able to do poos we drive, what would you
choose stems.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Because you would have to have some sort of bedet
action going on too, presumably because you don't want to
be wiping after you've done the steamer. You want to
jet there?

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Yes, I feel excited checked here, Yes, at night vision
and you wanted a really big screen that's like the
windshield changes to like a movie screen.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, yeah, can be watching the same thing while you're driving,
because I find that in the screen. You know these
days with people the screens there, they're going to their
own little bubbles keezy, and we are in a bubble
and the car, aren't we for all intents and purposes,
So we should just watch the one thing altogether as
a fan. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Obviously one caveat you had, or one sort of issue
we have to tackle here is you've got three grand
to spend.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Why is that an issue?

Speaker 5 (11:10):
It's just because that's four figures have you have you
heard of the saying champagne taste, lemonade budget.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh something, that was the other one. There's another way
of saying that. No lamb dress.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Dress lamb yeah, yeah, right, like your trucky.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
No hang on, no, no, no, no no. I don't
think that saying applies here. I don't think you can
afford most of these things with three thousand dollars, so
we have to prioritize them, like do you need night vision?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Do you really need night vision? Well? Steamers in the seats?
Is that possible or is that?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Look if you is that really your number one priority?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
This is an option. We could just go nappies, to
wear a nappy, yeah, or like all right, I'm willing.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
To okay, so five star safety I'm taking I take
it that's a prioriti one or one.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
As long as it has one of those sort of
puffy balloon things when you're.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Oh yeah, okay, so five just for me, just the drivers,
so it doesn't have to be in the back or
for the passengers, so just for you, yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Climate control, duel zone window, we can go with just windows, okay,
and what about long as the windows open? Messaging slash
heated seats. You don't need that a when you've got
the nappy on, man, it'll be heated if you.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, you could just do wheeze in your nappy and
that would be like a little hot water blanket, wouldn't it.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Hot water blanket? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I could take a hot water bottle in there.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Yeah, had whole water bottle plus wearing the nappy.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Cigarette lighters are different though, way.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh yeah, alright, you got three grand? All right, one
of things I'm not willing to sacrifice. Yeah, fair enough, man.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
A lot of ticks coming here on three four eight
three one bloke. Heid's got a ninety ninety seven two doors,
Toyota Starlet, absolute beast and a woman magnet.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's is here a woman magnet?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Yeah, ninety seven Toyota Starlet.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah they're great. I drove up to peel Jam from
Levin in one of those, right, Okay, so you made
it absolutely Yeah, it could be the same one.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Two thousand and nine, three twenty five IBMW wagon. He
did leather seats, SIGGI lighter three k all yours.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I don't know, I feel like it I.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Worry about Oh yeah, yeah, cool, Hey this is from Michael.
I know exactly what you need. Have you heard of
a Nissan teeter?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Now we're talking, Now we're talking. I don't think you
should get a tea look like garbage.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Jase.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Remember when you were buying a new car and you
were thinking of buying a pew jhow Yes, right.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Actually I saw that's still available
if you want it.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Is it really classy? Airs Magie?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
What about having my name sign sign written on the side.
You still do that? That windows?

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I think so. Yeah, tagle that on.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
It's a beautiful vehicle. Have you considered bikes like a
Ji Ketty or something like that? A Jakeady, Jakeady, Yeah,
I guess.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I mean, I'm pretty keen to get my daughter to
school and my wife, you know what I mean. So, mate,
I could have a carriage, one of those carriers on.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
A side carriage on your juke Cattie with your hot
water blanket. You yeah, all of those will.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Do The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hdarchy Radio hold Ache celebrating food Fighters, new album,
Your favorite toy?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Doh what was your favorite toy as a kid? Keezy? Uh?

Speaker 5 (14:45):
It was close between Lego in train seas Leigo.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
I used to say, what was yours, Jason?

Speaker 3 (14:52):
A stick? Yeah, like a bit of cardboard or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
But a dirt, but a dirt.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Your favorite toy was a bit of dead.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
If I found a deadn't sit like a cicada or
something that was. I play with that for a while.
What did you do with it?

Speaker 6 (15:10):
You know?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Just pretend to make it fly like an aeroplane.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Hey, the food Flers have a brand new album. It's
been out less than a week. It's called your Favorite Toy.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
People are loving it.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
They are loving it, and to celebrate, Old Dave popped
over with the box of toys. Was like, hey, guys,
can you plug the new album and give away some
toys and some copies of the vinyl? Yeah, great news.
Just check today. We're actually giving away a copy of
the vinyl, which is exciting.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Should we go to the lines there, feelers? Yeah, let's
do a good A camera in your man bastard Hell's life?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Good boys?

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, thanks, camera. You sound like a backbane. What do
you do for a classmate?

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Made? I'm a senior operator, machinery operator and trainer.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Massive backbone.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
You know you don't mess with senior operator.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, bloody oats.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
What kind of machinery are you operating?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Cam? I'mble the cranes and forkcliffs and yeah, big reach stickers,
all sorts of yeah, yeah, big roofs.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Did you say big roof stackers. Yes, it's big, big
rig stackers.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Isn't it reach reach stickers.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
It's reach stackers, keezy, Come on man, that's embarrassing us.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Hey, Kevin Cavern. Do you like the Food Fighters?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Men?

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Love the Food Fighters as good as going.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Have you got a vinyl player? I do?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
I do your collick finyal Well you've.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Got a brand new copy of their brand new album
your favorite toy man?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Too much, boys, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
So mate, you're in the drawer to go to one
of their concerts, either in christ.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Here or Auckland.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
I love that. Yeah, man, you're good on you. He
totally gets it a cam.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Yeah yeah, it'll be you in a make camp. So
have a think about that in the meantime.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Too much, boys, thanks very much. I love you man,
easy make I love it.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
You said, I love you, and then I quickly put
them on hold of you.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, just in case you would have embarrassed himself.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Probably, Hey, another chance to win some some roll approved
loot a copy of the vinyl egg yourself in the
drawer to go and see the food Fighters live in
either christ Church or Auckland tomorrow on Ducky So your
best bit Jays just to stay listening.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, totally, man yet a living color for.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkys.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Indeed Frans Furd and and there on the Radio Hodarky
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, the time ten minutes to five.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Let's talk TV.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, hey, fellas, I watched let's say it was over
the weekend, even though it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Kung Fu Panda three. Oh wow, you've seen that, man,
seen the first one?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Love it?

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (17:52):
It's one of the great films, Kung Fu Panda.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
It's one of the all time great films. I wouldn't
go that far. It's one of the best films ever made.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
I agree. Sorry Panda three.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, the third one? And can I just say that
the third one I think is better than the first one.
Do you know what's interesting? Yes? Or boring?

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Is for some reason I never give any of those
animated films, like what's the second movie called the sequels
a chance? I always just going no, I'm seeing the original,
that's all.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
You've never seen Toy Story two or three.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Except for Toy Story, I've seen two and three.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Your whole argument is just completely collapsed live on national radio.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
It's gone up in flames.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
I don't know if it's gone up in flames and
it's just absolutely fire. How are we going to take
anything you say seriously? And I've seen Shrek two actually.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
So rare.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Shrekt another great movie. Toy Story another great movie. Might
not getting back into the old animated movies.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Oh, they're very very good. This one's a story of
a kung fu panda and he fight. It's a few
bad guys, et cetera, et cetera. Very very good, very
very light to a lot, four solid four out of
possible five boozies. Give it.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
The thing about those movies which are great, I assume
having a child is that you can all watch it
together as a family and all enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
That's right. I mean she was trying to watch it.
I said she had no chance. She had to go
to bed because we all put it on about nine
thirty at nine ten o'clock at night, right then watch yeah, yeah,
hurry up and get it a bed so we can
get through our you know, our kung fu pandas. Right
now we're going backwards though, we're going doing three first,
then two, then we're going up to four and then
back down to one. Wow.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
How many are there?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Actually seventeen? Wow?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah? Actually you reminded me.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Fifteen is great kungfy pan at fifteen, yes, haven't seen
that one? Which one's there?

Speaker 5 (19:37):
He finds out he's got a long lost brother. Oh no,
but the brother is a giraffe kung fu giraffe.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yes, what do you watch it?

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I finished off a series that I've been watching called
Gone But a head Master who's a head master of
a very correct He's a head master. He's a head
master and his wife goes missing drama. It's a British drama.
I finished it off last night. And Morrissey the main
actor I can't remember us. David Morrissey I've never rated

(20:10):
as an actor, never rated him, is very good in
this and at the very.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
End his performance was amazing. I was like, how come
I never rated this guy? I never believed any of
the characters he did, but his performance in this is very,
very good.

Speaker 6 (20:28):
I think I'm about episode four, yes, and you know,
some nice little twists in there, a good solid, it's
easy to watch drama.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Nice gone on three. Now three busies was there? I'll
give it three point two busiest of five. Right.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Last night I watched the latest episode of Celebrity Shies
of Island on TV's In Plus. Why do you remember
because we like it, Maggie. You watched Kungky Panda fifteen?

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Then?

Speaker 3 (20:55):
No, that was me?

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Was it? Do you remember how I said in the
first episode that this random actor dude hops off the
boat and then Polly Gillespie hopped off blew her knee
out because he didn't help her.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
And now it's entirely his fault that she blew her
knee out.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
No, but my wife and I were both like, so
he's obviously hopping off first to help everyone off. Nope,
he's just soldiered onto the beach. Ye now she's done it.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Anyway, he's like the big dog. This guy Ben who's
an actor on Shortened Street and he really rates himself,
you can tell. And he put himself into a challenge.
He nominated himself because he was so confident he didn't
won the challenge, sent someone home and now he's the
boss of the camp and my wife and I are
just like, ah, this is gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
The big dogs in charge.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Get me on there.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
But you you gotta be careful your Chezy, because I
know your missus loves a ball head and he's a
ball head, isn't he He's got a bald head.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
No, she doesn't like this is my wife has a
crush on the host of Grand Design's New Zealand who
does not have a bald hair. But you think we're
talking about Grand Design's UK, which has now turned into
my wife as a crush on anyone with a bald hair?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, is it? Well?

Speaker 4 (21:59):
I just can't help them think that. You get turned
on by Kirsty on that show. Now, that's whenever I
watch the Location Location Case O, Kezy getting horny and
it just ruins the experience for me.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Here's the Clash.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
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Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
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Speaker 4 (22:24):
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Speaker 1 (23:15):
Dot co dot in z. Yeah you're writing it down, okay,
all of them. You just wrote all that down North,
so that's interesting. Yeah, my sister lives in Hamilton. Okay,
old Mogi we call it gets a bit confusing.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Its sister old What do you call your mom ol
MOI doesn't she Marge?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, that's her name. But I'm not going to call
my mother marge an it's going to be old is
because she's the oldest out of all the mogis totally.
But what does Marge call you? Backbones?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
It's all I. Have you ever been in a situation
which is I always found curious where the children call
their parents by their name?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yes, it's quite weird. Yeah, well, I mean I remember
my daughters don't call me that.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
We're around at your place and your daughter was like, hey, Hoidyz,
where's the one?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Have you done with a coffee that hoidy janis?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Trying to burn at this time?

Speaker 4 (24:12):
HOI Yeah, that's how my children speak to me and
my wife.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yeah, I was after I burn her coffee. Yeah, I
want to reiterate again.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
She was lying when she said I sulked for two
days over there.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Look you're still sulking with it sometimes. I just like
my wife. She calls her parents by their first.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Names, does she? I just I don't know, I just
it just doesn't sit right now.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
I called my mom and dad Don and Mon, Yes.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, I call them Big Don and Big Mon.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Don't call big Man big Mon. I know she likes that, man,
does she love? You don't know what Mon likes.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Keezy, I actually do know what your mom likes, big Mon,
big Man.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
See, I thought that was you doing like a accent,
but it was just you saying her name, right.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Okay, Hey, coming up the Breakfast Fellows, it sounds like
they're doing a bit of.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
A weasel here. Boys.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Thanks, he again, But we'll get into that next. In
the meantime, here's mus.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Tune in Foo Fighters there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday evening.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
The time is sixteen minutes past five o'clock and the
Breakfast the Big Show challenges on. We've decided and agreed
upon the bench press four. The four the best combined
weight wins.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
That's right, that's right. At least we thought that was
what was locked in. Yes, this is some audio from
Breakfast this morning. What we still need to lock in
is are we just going three on three?

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I think so sweet.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
I'm pretty sure that's the way it's going.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
And one last question for them, cumulative highest weight, I
think is what we landed on.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Is that right?

Speaker 8 (25:58):
So my highest number, you're number, rudis highest number versus this.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Let's get it on because we don't get along.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
Wow, were you hoping for a way harder song to
kick in there?

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
That was so cool, Jarry. But it's a little bit
confusing because there's some other audio that we've heard previously
which sort of runs counter to that and contrary to that. Years.

Speaker 8 (26:22):
Yeah, I want it on record. I think Zoe should
be because that also means that if we if we lose,
then we can blame it on Zoe.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
So for those who don't know, Zoe is the producer
of the Breakfast Show. She's in Studio B like Pugs
is for us, and they're trying to now suggest that
the eleventh hour, that's right, that it should now be
three v three, which I'm all four.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
So they agreed to the terms initially though, so they
proposed for you see, yeah, great, now they've changed.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Now they're changing it, But I don't mind three v
three as long as we just get to nominate who
the three people are.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Well, for me, it feels like it's a qualification we've
agreed to turns and now they're changing the turns they're
just disqualified and we win. Yes, right, I agree with that.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Can I also add that we also had to put
up with in the relay. You were a call fellas
Jerry being replaced by Mike Lane's, which we said, okay,
well fine, we'll take it on the chin.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I think it's a disgrace what they're doing. I think
it is a disgrace. Zoe would kick my ass any
day of the week.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Well, they're trying to exclude the one female from the
show from being part of the cop.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
What it's always been this way? And I am a polled.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
It's a brant behavior.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Barrant, it is absolutely barrant.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Jeremy has been a blood yer for as long as
I've known him, and now with that relay they made,
he sits it out. So it brings an able body,
human and rain which is just scraping in because he
said he wasn't able to complete the task. Well we've
got Keyzy. He wasn't able to complete the task, So
how come we weren't able to bring somebody else? And
do you see what I'm saying? Behavior is a borring?

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Isn't it ab horrent?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
We've got you know, we've got our weak links.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Why you looking at me?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
You know? For all we know.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Yes, we've got the punisher Pugsn, who's gonna smash everyone,
but we've also i mean, Keyzy could blow out in
any direction, I.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Could blow out in any direction.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Well, the thing is right, I'm all for three v
three as long as we get to choose to the
three yes. So we'd obviously go Pugsn straight away our
first pick, Mowgi and Kezy and Jason. You'd set this
one out then for them they can pick their three yes,
if that's how they want to play.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Years.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
I would also, I'm so confident, I would also go
as far as saying, hey, let's just do one v one. Yeah,
you put your champion forward, We put our champion forward.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
I would also like to point out, because what they're
gonna do is they gonna clip this up as well,
and they're gonna play whatever they want. I'm going to
say that I'm not happy with that because I've already
agreed to four v four yes, and it needs to
be all of us as teams, our team for Drive,
their team for Brick, us all against each other. Agreed,
Thank you, fully agreed because anything else has been barred.

(29:07):
It's a barrant.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Send it off to the pugs, would you John?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Just stick it?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
There's Kings of Leon.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
The Hadiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaky.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
this Tuesday evening.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
The time twenty eight minutes past five fail.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
There's a bit of a hypothetical situation, if you will,
if we all three of us were to somehow get
onto a reality show, let's just say, Celebrity Shoes or
Island or a show of that kind of nature.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, would we all be would we? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Not maths not married at fie. Love Island?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Sure, Love Island.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
I've never watched it. But if we were all on
there together, would we be in some sort of packed
three way Maggie, I mean like a pack.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
So I don't know that. I don't know that I
want to be in a three way.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Let's stick with Celebrity Trees of Island. Which's the island, right, Okay,
So let's say we're all on that.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
We're all on the island.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Two of us are in one team, maybe one of
us is in the other team. Is there like a
like an unspoken agreement that we're all in this together
and we'll have each other's backs.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yes, I would say that.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, I would say that for sure.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, i'd say, keasy, I've got your back man.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
No notice, there's an unwritten thing where all members of
the Headache Big Show we're on the same team when
push comes to shove.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
I don't know the way You're just I've got your
back on this.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
You can count on me.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Like if we if we were.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Up against each other on a physical challenge, Y lose.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
You probably even if you weren't deliberately losing, you'd probably lose.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Jason.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
I actually, because I get asked quite often by people,
would I do those sort of shows? And I've always been.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Nap not by any of the producers, though not.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
By the producers, but I mean, what do they know?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Man?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Yeah, I'd actually Now, I think I'd quite like to
go on them, just to be an absolute piece of work.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, it'll be interesting because you know what you need
to do is you need to form alliances. Yes, which
wouldn't lean into your strengths as an individual because you'd
have to talk to people.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Yeah, but it would, though, Margie, because if I need something,
I could come worse.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
People into coming on my side.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Now you have to smuggle things in as well, so
that's a big part of it as well. But having
that trade and things to trade on, isn't it prison shelver? Yeah,
backy or something like that. Yeah, a fifty grand pack
of bead.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
I mean, I've not seen anyone try and trade that.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah, I'd probably do that too.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
But like if I was on there, right, so you know,
we'd be like the wolves, you know, I mean, yeah,
side like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
All jokes aside, I would have your back man, what
you saying like that?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
I would totally back.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
You, key, Okay, absolutely, of course it goes without sayings
for as I'm concerned. I mean, we want to see
each other do Well, it's weirdly earnest. I don't trust it.
It's really thrown me.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Well.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Can you imagine if something happened and let's say I
made some kind of alliance raguments take me and Jays
did everything we could to make sure that you were
gone Burger as soon as possible. How uncomfortable would that
be back here on the show. Sure?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
The only yeah, the only other side of that is
because I'm your agent, the more days you're on there, Yes,
the more cash for me. Is that how it works?
You will I get a cut of whatever you win.
You're right, So if I if you were to win,
and then I could create like a false charity that

(32:47):
you could you know, if you win, you kind grant
you have one hundred grand you could send it there.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Right, Okay, So and you'd be on the island too.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
I'd be on the island too, But I would sacrifice myself.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Once again, I know you have to sacrifice yourself. I
think you'd be gone pretty early.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
What would your strength be, jays the mental.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Mental disintegration? I think, yeah, that's right. You'd fall apart
people who feel sorry for you totally.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
The Darchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ikey.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Used indeed the verve there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this gloomy Tuesday evening. Other New Zealand international comedy
festivals going on. With that in mind, we're getting all
the comedians from within New Zealand and indeed.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Around the world. We've got our very own Tony Lyle
here today. Get any.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
I'm very good, sorry to talk over you immediately. I'm
just so excited to be in the room with the
three of you men, drag me in here.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
It's because you guys are.

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Away cruising around somewhere cool and Alto in New Zealand,
and then they come and to press the buttons. But
now I get to see your faces and in the flesh. Yeah,
it's said you're quite rough to be honest. You guys
are in there with a bit of airbrush to be Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
God, you think I thought I was looking quite good today.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
And it's easy you coming from Utah.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
You're so hot, thanks, man.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
It's just that you're sitting right beside a photo of
your earbrush self. Jason, I want to come straight in
and start abusing it. But you should really get them
to do a little bit of work on that to
make it look a bit more life like, so it
does you more favors in real life.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Jason loves photo that photo so badly.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Just before you crack into it, Jo's, I just want
to say that the reason Jay's looks so good, even
though you're saying he doesn't look as good as something
that's earbrush, just because he's got a new shoe on.
Do you like it?

Speaker 7 (34:24):
I love that new shoe. Is that brand new or
new to you.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
I mean, my wife likes to do secondhand shopping and
so it's not brand new, but it's new in every
other sea. Come on, it's new to my wardrobe. That's crisp, mate.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
I was going to say, if that's brand new, it's
certainly one of those distressed items that you buy that.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, that cool people wear.

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah, like Kezy when he wears those big
rips in his jeans. Yeah, he always does that, old
Kezy Tony. Your show in the New Zealand's National Comedy
Festival with Bits, Foods Mail, which is on right now,
is called crowd Work Comedy. Now be incorrect, Kezy, It's
called CrowdWork Comedy. Key Carnival Carnival. You've got to scroll
down there, mate, there's a few more words.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (35:07):
I was actually just trying to get a shameless Kia
Carnival sponsorship and have been in touch with the good
folk at Kia.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
They said not this time.

Speaker 7 (35:14):
But I'll still continue to say, go go, go get
a Kia buy What if I plug them enough? Eventually,
sure it's going to come back to me. Damn is
gonna break, The Damn's gonna break. You're just gonna be
relentlessly positive about these sort of things.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
The thing I know about crowd work comedy, yes, because
from me, which I learned from Mogi. Crowd work moggie
they call them, is you sort of do crowd work
when you don't really have anything prepped.

Speaker 7 (35:35):
Well, you would know about that, but no, I do
a lot of prep. So the show itself is I
would say, structured in a way that allows me the
freedom you take a few rest with the crowd, talk
to the crowd. There's a lot of input they will
give before the show starts. They will give me ideas
for a whole range of topics, and during the show
will draw back on what they've already given me. So
it's not just me wandering out there and going, what
are you guys up to?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
What do you backbone?

Speaker 7 (35:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
No, no, only that's to you guys.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
But no, So there are some elements of what we'd
know about crowdbicks, so asking people you don't know what
they do do for a living, that sort of thing.
But there's also a few curve balls in there as well.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
So I'll tell you what Mogi did, which was brilliant.
He asked people what they're the photo on their phone.
Whil you know the wall paper, the wallpaper very good kicked.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Ask Jason is really pand of the picture there? But
I would ask couples, because more often than not you
would find that one of the couple had a picture
of their partner and the other person in the partnership
had a picture of a dog or a cat. Yeah,
or in the case of my wife, whatever came with
the phone.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
She's still got the automatic screen.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
She could could be one of one. I don't know
if there's any other person and maybe running the standard
universe running the default phones. Sing completely agree.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I've got one of Keesy and Pugs which they put
on there about five years ago, and I don't know
how to get rid of That's nice you go look, Oh,
I was definitely spending to see their genitalia the other faces.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
No, that's more the private chat man that's in the
private area.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Tony.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yes, we've just had the comedy gala and everyone was
telling us.

Speaker 7 (37:02):
You kill Hey thinks Many Night genuinely totally rocked it.
And this is what I love about when you get
feedback about doing comedy in New Zealand, as people have
to give you a compliment, but they also afterwards have
to go and genuinely, by the way, Tony.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Everyone has gone out of their way to say that
is the best I've seen you do.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Well, thanks very much. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
For Tony to really good, I could not believe it.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
I mean, he's come a long way. They was like
Tony killed man, it was awesome.

Speaker 7 (37:33):
Well, when I walked off, I was sending out some
flyers for the show crowd at Comedy k Cantival at
Q Theater on Wednesday and Saturday night. That's tomorrow night
seven forty five and Saturday night seven forty five. Tike
as a comedy fias codo in zid adding those fliers
out after the show, and a guy saw me goes, hey,
you're the guy from the show.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
You know you were actually quite funny. Great, I love you.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Actually, that is I thought the most New Zealand. It
is a very it is a very key we response.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Can you even I was expecting it to be real ship,
but actually you're right, it's actually not bad. You could
deal with actually funny or you were quite funny, but
actually quite funny.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
The double duck dipping down. It's just nice to give
you a space to go, give you space to move down.
And I think that honest feedback.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
From Keys is what everyone was genuinely everybody in the
office and I'm solicited as well. Well, how was it
last night route? Tony was.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Absolutely nailed it well in that vein.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
I actually gave the Night you Are a ride home
after the after party and can I just tell you
I got the my wife drove and I got the
night Stewart follow up texts the morning after saying hey,
thinks to the ride and I'm sorry to you.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
He was doing off, he was coming in hot.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
Yeah, and it was a real treat and I love
the follow up text in the morning anxiety just checking
that everything is okay.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
We all tickety boot and said anything that was horrific.
So it was good to see him out there and
it was a hell of a night.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Once again, can we Tony Lyle Radiohodarcky team member as well.
He's got to show crowd Work Comedy Kia Carnival. It
is on Tomorrow night the six, which is a Wednesday,
seven forty five pm Saturday, as well on the ninth,
seven forty five pm. If you'd like to get tickets
Comedy Festival, dot co dot m Z search for Tony Lyle.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Thanks for coming in man, how are you boys?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Thanks for much?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Mate, could call it actually quite funny in the and Tita,
I like it. I don't mind being a bit of
a tea.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Five The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Because he's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
tesday night now because it's Tuesday, of course, theres always
after six o'clock.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
What's on the Dinner with Me Kesey?

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Yeah, that's right. It's where you text through what you're
having for dinner on three four eight three, include your
name where you're from as well, because that adds a
bit of spice to the segment.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
In fact, I actually had a text the other day saying, hey, Kezy,
what change is he going to make to the segment
to keep it fresh for twenty twenty six?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Do you guys have any ideas?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I was talking to the bosses and they said, it's
time to put a bullet in it. Absolute. That's not
that's something you say. That's not the bosses that were
saying paraphrasing, right okay, but they said, yeah, they you
know you've got to put it in a second, throw
it off a bridge into the river.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Wow, that's what they said about my Citi.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
You got to hold it by the scraff of the
neck and you know, bary its head in the trough.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
And they said that about my segment.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yeah, well, did you explain to them more about yeah, the.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Way it was the segment? Yeah, no, definitely it was
a segment.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
And did you why was why were they telling you
then instead of just having that conversation face to face?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
It was weird? Yeah, yeah, I don't know, very odd.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
I think they just yeah, rely on Nogi and I
just sort of break it to you, you know what
I mean. They just so that we can do it
in a way that you do sugarcoat it. Yeah, sugar
coat you don't get upset that stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
He was just doing. That was sugar Yeah, I was
saying a fair way. Do you know if there's what's
the segment called again, what's on the tea with me dinner?
That's right? Yeah, if that was a dark get your
shot down out?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yeah we're still tonight.

Speaker 6 (41:16):
We'll do it.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
No they see give it another six six eight months? Yeah,
see how we go?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Yeah, okay, yes, all right. Well, incidentally, what are you
having for dinner tonight? CAZy? It's been massively disappointing tonight.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
My wife has actually got a recipe for get this
weird never heard of it before.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Oh god, dumpling curry.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Oh so she's got dumplings and the freezer are really
nice ones that would be wanting to use.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
And the freezer.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Yeah, it will fry those up and then you put
them in like a curry, like a cut a curry.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
That sounds delicious. Yeah, I don't see why not. You
could do the soups, can't you. So it's more of
your it's a different, different part. You're mixing it a
couple of different parts of asia. Yeah, okay with it?

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yeah? Will it be on like rice or you just
just the dumplings and a source. I'll be on a
plate obviously, well.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Obviously on a plate, yes, a bar, just over plate.
Why how's wet? How wet is your sauce?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
How weir? It's your source? Mind your own business.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
But yeah, look three four eight three?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
What are you having for dinner? Text? It's through and
you can win fifty bucks cash.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and keysy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod I can.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Welcome back a massive backbones. How's your Tuesday night going?
Text us on three four eight three and let us
know in the meantime. This is the Big Show brought
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Speaker 5 (42:43):
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Speaker 3 (42:48):
Made it out to.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Sorry. Threw me off a bit there. You got to
be ready. Man, improv Have you heard about improv before?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Now?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
What's that? People just improvise things and they just throw
things out Willy Nelly despice things up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
You know that would work for our show because obviously
our show is fully scripted.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
It's highly highly scripted. Anyway, it's just an idea. Forget it.
We don't.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
I don't want to upset you. I mean, I don't
want to poper your ideas. I mean we can try it.
Can you yack my yum? Because that is my yam?
My yum is when people yuck all over my yam.
Have you ever heard about that?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah? Have you ever yacked all over somebody's yum? I
think so?

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Da you ever yuck people's yum jas, what is your yum?

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Well, i'll tell you what's yucking over my yam at
the moment he pugs and keeps sending me these reels
on Instagram and it's doing my head.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
And now I actually got sent one from Jace. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're going to get into this. And look, this was
a little prelude, I guess, and maybe we'll do a
bit of a chat about this tomorrow. But the question
is what the reels that you get sent by other
people say about you as an individual? About you well,
and also then I guess as well.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
So literally the latest real Jason sent me there's a
clip of a guy, a bit of a weird looking bastard,
and the caption is when your boss asks for proof
of your stomach ache. And then it's this guy just
sort of like recording himself ripping ass.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
And he sent that to me. You know what I mean,
I don't want to see that. Yeah, you're a sick bastard.
So that's what that says about you, because is singing
to himself, well, I know what a little bield are, Keyzy,
it'll be ripping ass and send it to his boss.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Hey, are you speaking of ripping ass?

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Make sure you check out the podcast outro that gets
released at seven thirty tonight, because there's a bit of
a rip ass yann on that one as well.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
After I made some quality for change soup.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
That's right if you want listen to a podcast about
Jace farting that comes out at seven thirty. By the way, sorry, Jay's.
Earlier in the show, you said, how's your Tuesday night going?
And then you said, text us three for eight three?
Yes about that, it's kind of muddy the water's a
week but because what's on the Dinner with Me Tea
with Me Keyzy's coming up next? Yes, And what we
actually need is people to text in what they're having
for dinner on three four eight three, along with where

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they are and what their name is.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
We can change the name of the segment to the
back Panic with me Kezy.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
No, it's already been changed three times.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Leave my segmentute?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
What if we go back to Wat's for dinner?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
New Zealand's that's crazy too.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Here's she had the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarchy Radio Head.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening,
the time is thirteen minutes past six o'clock, which means
it's time.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
For Are you hey, guys? Text here from Steve.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
What's on the tea with me?

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Dinner with me?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Keysy? That's good? Yes, so good? What's on the dinner
with me? Tea with me? Kezy?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Were you texting on three? Four eight three? Were you're
having for dinner? Say your name? Where you're texting from? Two?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Just to make it a bit more interesting, Actually, you
had the heads of TV and it came to me
and Jason. They said they want to turn this into
a TV.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Show, really, but the heads of our company want it back.
Paddock want it.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
God, there's the thing. They say. It's got TV written
all over It just wasted on radio. But I think
there's probably a feature film in it, a feature film
quite possibly.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Is it just me reading out texts?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Pretty much? I'd watch that. No, I probably wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Probably just watch location location location good there feelers will
he here?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Will you offering gaway?

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Come on, Jason, Willie Jackson, come on, Jason.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Willy Awony Piata racist.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
No, it's actually Willy Nelson, get there, you guys. Willy
Nelson here from Dunedin.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
For dinner.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
I'm having some fresh roast duck, boiled swede and mashed
potato and a light gravy.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I love it? I love it.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Tis the season for the old Ducker room it is.
That sounds good to me.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
I'd like a g Oh was it not green? There?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
It was just mashies and swede. Not what sweet sweet
sweets that? And get a bit of green in there, mate,
Maybe some spinach, actually some saltad.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
I would go some broccolini, mad.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Mask, you're off your head? Are you wasted? Good? O?

Speaker 5 (47:25):
There, guys, Jacob, here orum the mass It's actually Jacob
the muss. Gooday, guys, here Jacob the musk from PARMI.
I'm having pork mints nacho's. Don't yuck my yum ya. No,
you don't yuck as yum man. I've never had porkman's nacho's.
They sound yummy.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah. I don't know that I have a problem with it.
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
I'm not really on the bandwagon for the pork Mints
porkmants bandwagon, but there is, and you're on it. You're right,
You're at the front. You've got the reins in your head.
And you're giving it death. You love your porkmant So.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
I'm on the leading the charge.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
You're on the bandwagon, and you're like, yeah, get your
book man, get your boot man. Yeah, you're on the
bandwagon and you're trying to get everybody else to eat
the portmans. And I'm sort of standing on the side
of the road having a dart watching you go past.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Yeah, it doesn't really appeal.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
And you go to me, you go, you want some
porkman's mate, And I'm like that ship, you're not right, Eh,
all right.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
I didn't realize I was on a porkmantzwagon giving it death,
but I guess I am.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
You're right. I like the sound of that, mate. Uh,
get there, fellers, Peter here, plumbly Walker, plumbly Walker.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Ah, roast chicken with all the.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
No carry on, roast chicken, Yes, roast.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Chicken with all the trimmings.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Cheers, What are the trimmings?

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Were your tadies? Probably have some steamed green?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Say? What's a trimming? Exactly? You know what I mean.
It's the definition of a trimming with all the trimmings.
You're saying, but what what are what is a trimming? Exactly?

Speaker 5 (49:10):
All I think, yeah, you'r broccoli some peas there.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Looking for the definition of a trimming, I know, I
know what it ends up being. But where does a
trimming start an end? I don't know. Certainly couldn't a
gravy or trimming, is it that's more of a content? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
I almost feel like trimmings is to do with your
gravies and so forth, rather.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Than your because chicken with all the trimmings.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
In the context of a meal, trimmings usually refer to
the traditional additional side dishes served alongside a main course. Right, So,
for example, roast taties, parsnips, Yorkshire puddings, stuffing, gravy, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower,
those are all trimmings.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
How are you guys on Brussels sprouts?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yeah, I think they're fine, as on as the disguise
to taste like something else, right Portman's So you like
Portman's The.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Actually the Black Keys there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday night.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
The time is six twenty five.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Hey, you fell as, there is a brand new house
party happening as part of the Comedy Festival por Nicky
House Party. It's called this Sunday, May seventeenth, which is
actually in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
It's at the Opera House down in Wellington. There the
Opera House.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
You've been there, Yes, Sydney Opera House.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
No, it's down in Wellington. The profits are going to
be donated to the Mayoral flood Relief Fund.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Yeah, if you'd like to go for free though, is that.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
When they had all the poohs in that No?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
No, the massive amounts of flooding in the last couple
of weeks down the edge. Do you not see that? No?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
But basically you can expect comedy music, a bit of
a fusion of the two, a whole of comedians. You've
got members of the Phoenix Foundation are going to be
there as well, heaps of great comedians. James Nokise, Rhys Matthewson.
Torfinger is going to be there as well, one of
my favorites. So if you would like to go to
that comedy festival dot co dot nz it or text
House to three four eight three to maybe get a

(51:14):
free double pass.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Yeah right mate, Fellers, I had a strange encounter today
on the streets of the CBD of THEID. It was
about nine am. I was in the trachis my sweitchhead
and I went, oh, I know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to make dinner for my wife so she

(51:35):
doesn't have to worry about it. But early, wow, you know,
I had to go and get ingredients. And so I
was walking on the street Elliott Street, actually guy's familiar
with Elliott Street, just on the supermarket.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
There.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
At about ten to fifteen meters ahead of me, on
a bench, I noticed a fella.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
And the reason that I noticed him was.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Because he was holding a full, big bottle of Jack Daniels.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
And I immediately when I here, here we go, my
first thought was where did he get that from?

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Because it was nine in the morning, full bottle, The
liquor stores aren't open.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Where did he get that from? Anyway, that's by the bias,
nothing to do with me. But I kept any on them.
As I was walking.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
He cracked open the bottle and without a word of
a lie, about ten seconds drank about.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
A third of it.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Wow, just scold it responsibly, though responsibly, and I've got
to say it was quite shocking to behold at that
time of the day, anytime of the day. I went, WHOA, Okay,
that's pretty intense.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
And I remember thinking as I walked past him, friend
during for one hell of a day, because if I
took you ten seconds to get through a third of
a bottle, you'll finish that bottle pretty damn quick, I think,
and you'll have a whole bottle of Jack Daniels in you.
So I went to the supermarket, I came back. I
was walking back and I clocked him again. I didn't

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even think about it.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
When you say you clocked him and you punched them, No,
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
I just caught his eye again. He was still on
the park bench. He caught my eye at the same time,
and I was like, oh no, oh no, and he
pointed at me and he started smiling and he was
just pointing at me, and I was, oh no. I
couldn't change direction because it was would have been pretty obvious,
you know, So I just kept walking. He ended up

(53:26):
right in my space and he was looking at me
and he was.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Just punching his chest, his hat and smiling at me,
beating his and just doing that. And I was like, okay,
and then without a word of a light out of
the blue, he just grabbed me and gave me a hug.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Ah and he was and I was like, well, this
is a bit full on, and he was like, I
can see you, bro, I see you.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
I see you, Bro.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
I see a lot of people here don't see you.
I see you, Bro, I see you.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
Because you need that exactly sort of validation.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
And I thanks, man, thanks, You're still in the hag
at this point.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
No, we're breaking out it breaking out of the hug.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
He was mentioned TV and he was sort of smiling
and I went, oh, you know, maybe one day I'll
do some more whatever, man, and you have a good day.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
And I walked off. I got about five meters away
and he goes Jace and I turned around so he
knew my name and I went yeah mate, and he
went just have a durry bro, shit you not? And
I was like, so he's obviously listening to the show.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
And then I bug it off because who knows what
was going to happen.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
I don't like that this random guy is telling you
to have a durry had good this guy Mogi's put
him up to that.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
I did wonder if Moggie had put him up to it.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Well, it just sounds like another backbone putting his day
off to the best possible use.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Yes, he was just the you know, the faintest twinge
of envy I must have because he was smoking duurries listening.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Now, what do you got to say to him? Jayce,
you're a backbone.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
You haven't edison.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
You didn't have a dirry though, right, No, I didn't
have a dirry.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Okay, the bit still stands. I think that's it.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Well, there you go, your may bar swards. That's the
big show down and dusted for your Tuesday night. What's
the podcast outro clip today?

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Keezy? This clip comes away.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
This clip comes from an outro that comes out at
seven thirty tonight. It's entitled lead poisoning. They actually all
died from lead poisoning from the years, not from eating what.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
You would think. That's where you keep all your leader
is in your.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Well I've eaten killed you out be dead long ago.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Hey there is.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
You are a backbone, Jays.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
That's good stuff, man. I love when Pugs picks one.
They're just Jace hates.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
There's a shaker. Oh no, I don't hate it. It's
all It's all good man. You have to check out
the podcast and know what we're talking about. I think
it's pretty obvious.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Mogie.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Hey man, what's your plans for the evening? What a
great question, Jace. I'll walk home this evening. Yes, just
thinking about my day, about my life. I'll probably go
for there's a park just down the road from us.
I like to go for a walk through there. Yes,
give runners a fright. Have you ever done that? No,
that's pretty cool. So I do that for a few
hours home, have a little bit of dinner and read

(56:37):
my book. My book.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
They're probably able to smell you though. What are you
like hiding in the bushes?

Speaker 1 (56:41):
No, well, yeah, the bushes as well, but also get
up in the trees and I fall full down, either
in front of them or behind them and just give
them a fright. Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Nice keezy dumplings in a katsu sauce or a katsu curry. Yeah,
cuts you carry tonights.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
That's what my wife's making. Although you know if it's good.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Torow, can you get your wife to send me the recipe?

Speaker 7 (57:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (57:07):
I can send it to you all right, I'll send
it direct, thanks man, because we've actually got some dumplings
and ol freezer mogim.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Be really nice ones like Keezy Yeah, nice frozen ones.
They'll be yummy.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
And then we'll probably watch the Liberty Chies or Island
ct and then probably I have a have an early one.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Okay is a weird look?

Speaker 6 (57:25):
He gave me this?

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Have an early one?

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Is that on every night.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
CTO Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday on teams? Right?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Yeah? What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Man?

Speaker 4 (57:38):
I'm going to go home and have my delicious spicy
chicken soup. Bought some lovely crusty.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
French bread as well, which I'll dip in there, and
then just hang out with my wife, chitty chat, go
to bed, read my book, go to sleep. Probably raps.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Bye,