FULL SHOW: The Confession (feat. Phil Nichol)

On today's show, Jase has noticed something strange, Mike has a confession and Keyzie needs to explain himself.

TIME FOR A FULL WEEK:
(00:00) Intro: Keyzie's getting pumped
(03:56) Sit Down Wees?
(08:28) Your thoughts please?
(11:51) Charlie Gubb
(17:10) TV
(22:06) WILDFOOD Challenge!
(24:10) Intro: Jase is the man
(25:54)BREKKY V DRIVE
(31:03) Mogey's Confession
(36:15) Phil Nichol!
(46:07) Intro: POLL RESULTS
(48:42) Toy Box
(51:07) The fellas watch Game of 2 Halves

(56:00) Farewell!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Hodachey Big Show with Toledo's all the good stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
No nasties try it today. Welcome this big, big show.
Jason Hoich might not and.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh get a your mad Barstard's great to have your
company on this gloomy Monday afternoon. It is the fourth
of May twenty six, and you, my friends, is ever
listening to the big show brought to you by Toledo's.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Out without dated hydration in with Toledos. Then you stand
in and clean e literro lights.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
So good a LOGI you absolute stallion house life.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
You're pretty grousey, your mad dog, you're six son of
the bee. Bloody Monday man, yeah, man, bloody Monday man.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
It's craziness.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
We're going to have to do this whole week. We've
had a few short weeks in a row. But I
understand old Keezy, Oh Keezy, look at them smug a
little bet chopped with himself. He's going to go down.
He's got a golf tournament, so he's going to go
and get pumped at that three days in a row, Yes,
you get pumped three years.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I didn't know that you could sort of take time
after go and play golf tournament.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
I mean, if I knew that, I'd be doing it
all the time. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
What with all your golf mates?

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Yeah, totally man. How are you going, keysy with you
with your new Warriors cap on? There it's pristine.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
As Pristina is brand new. I'm feeling great, Fellas. Another
short week for Keezy. I won't be here on Friday,
apologies and advance for that, yes, but looking forward to it.
Big golf tournament this weekend next week in Magic Ground. God,
it's all on me. It is all on Fellas, yeah, Jase, Yes,
your boots on, man, you got your old jacket on.
You got your colored and Reburger hat, pretending that it's

(01:45):
not a Reburger hat, but it is it is.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
I'm very well, thanks Keezy, thanks for asking.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Sweet You're looking good man, you thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Have you done something different?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, I'm feeling very compact because I've got really tight
jeans on. The sweatshirt's quite tight, my hat's quite tight.
I'm feeling very secure.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
That's good man.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
Yeah, you look great man, Thank you. I appreciate it
really good. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah, some of the best looking I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well, you know, I took a shower today and I
was staring at myself in the old mirror there, going jeez.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
I'm looking good.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's all the walking I'm doing. I'm very cut at
the moment, Fellers, because you've got a very cut You've
got cutters.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
You've got one of those mirrors from the amusement park
Funhouse Mirror, Funhouse mirror. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, they make
you look normal.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on the shows?

Speaker 6 (02:42):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old mogis.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Later up in the show, Fellers, We've got a UK comedian,
absolute backbone and legend of a human being, Phil Nickel,
coming into the studio for a bit of a yeah
chit chat, you know. Also, Fellas, I have got a
confession to make. I'm not proud of myself, but I
feel like I can't keep it to myself. I need
to tell you guys what's been going on with me?
Oh God? And next up Bricky Versus Big Show, we're

(03:07):
going to be talking about a bench press competition and
a few of the final details. I can only imagine.
We've got some audio to play from Breakfast. Got no idea,
That's what I'm hearing that's what everybody's saying. Oh wow, yeah,
they were really talking about you, about me, everyone as panorle.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
In the meantime, here's Blink one A two.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkeyes.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Indeed snow patrol there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time eleven minutes past four o'clock
and it's.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Time for the big pole. The big pole today is
sit down, wheeze if you're a man, yes or no?

Speaker 7 (03:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
I asked that because it dawned on me this morning.
Early this morning, I woke up and I was going
for one my traditional mourning waves, and I go like
a racehorse, keezy sprint I do towards a toilet there,
get in there and absolutely blast it out wait the
house up right straight into the center of the water
there straight Well, no, because I'm sitting down going against

(04:15):
the bowl.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
It's a powerful stream.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
It's a horrid a stream. Yeah, I have to get
into the shower afterwards, such as the power right, that's
true story, kezy grass. And it dawned on me as
I was sitting there water blasting my downstick. I get
it that I never ever ever stand up to go
to the toilet anymore to do wheeze. See it possibly
when I'm here at work, and I'll use the urinal.

(04:41):
Other than that, I sit down every single time without fail.
So I'm wondering how many people there are out there
that are like me, that are keeping it to themselves.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Try to say that there's another person just like you
in this room with you right now, and that is me,
old keezy old sit down to wheezy keysy, they call
me seriously in my house, I have I can't remember
the last time I stood up to be Yeah, and
a lot of dudes to be listening to this right now,
going what what are you doing? Just try it all
of a sudden, going wheeze becomes this really chill, enjoyable

(05:13):
thirty seconds or two minutes in your case, Jase, of
just absolute relaxation.

Speaker 7 (05:18):
You know.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, I only do sit down wheeze when it's dark
at night and I don't want to spray it all
over the place. Then I'll do a sit down WII
because I don't want to turn the lights on either
my wife. But generally speaking, I'm a stand up wi
guy because I find sitting down there's just too much
admin to.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Deal with those standing up because you have to tiptoe
to get over there.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
There is that, but also need to step ladder to
get up and sit on it.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
So but also you know, for me, when I'm sitting down,
you know, I've got to rearrange everything. And as I say,
there's a lot of admin to deal with, right, I'm
sort of having to flop things everywhere, and it's just
like I'd rather just dan proud and spray.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Right, Okay, well that's what's it feels more manly. Well
that's important to you.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I probably shouldn't have said that, but it does feel
more mainly it does.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Right, So this is why we're bringing it up as
a big pole because we're I'm interested too, because it's
changed my life. It has started doing this like a
year or two ago. I think there's a few people
in the ACC, including like my nice shirt from the
Breakfast show. I think that a long time. Yeah, and
that's what sort of convinced me, right, and then I
started doing it. I was like, hang about this is
as so good?

Speaker 5 (06:31):
And you get got more time to go on Instagram
j so you control through busies and that.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
Yeah, well I.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I generally don't take the phone into the toilet because
it's you know, it's a sacred time for me. I
like to just chill out. But no, I'm definitely a
stand up wheeze type of failure.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Right.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Well, when you're out in the woods, for.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Example, you know there's something gratifying about being in the
open air and just pounding a tree trunk. You know
what I mean with your your vigorous spray. I mean,
you're not gonna squat in the bush.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
I know there's times when obviously you know it makes sense,
you know, when you're out in the woods, which is
never there. So yeah, let us know. On three four
eighty three, are you like Kesy and me? Do you
sit down to do wheeze or are you're a freak
show like Jason? You stand up?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, and that wasn't a tree stump you were peeing
on by the way as a flower. Then she don't
forget you can fut on the hid Ackey Big Show's
Instagram story The.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Archy.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Yes indeed the Killer's there.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
On the Radio Hodarchy Big show this Monday afternoon. The
time is twenty one minutes past four o'clock in the
Big Pole today.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
Men sit down wheeze, yes or no.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
That's right. I just sort of dawned on me when
I was in the bathroom this morning at four o'clock
in the morning, sitting down like an absolute man, like
a backbone master of my domain, sitting on my throne
there doing a WII. Yeah, that I never ever stand
up to anymore. That's gone. I go out unless I'm
ooting the boot, yeah, absolutely right.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Or at a random at work here stand up.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah, that's right. But byan it's very very rare. In
the case, in the course of a week, I might
go the whole week without having ever stood up to
do a wi.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Isn't it amazing?

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Jason?

Speaker 6 (08:16):
Extraordinary?

Speaker 5 (08:18):
That's a cold hard fact for you. Jason. Yeah, get
that in your man.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Whereas I like to stand proud and erect and just
power away, I mean.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
That's just it's just natural. It's how I've done it
all my life.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Have you ever sat down to go wheeze at your hell?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
As I say, I sit down to go wheeze. If
it's like two in the morning and I do want
to turn on the bathroom like and wake my wife up?

Speaker 5 (08:39):
Don't you feel bad about doing it? Because that's real
patriarchy to it. That's the old school wave of being
a man. But now there's a new way of being
a man, and they're just sitting down doing wheeze. Well
real men.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Having said that too, I actually do end up waking
my wife up when I sit down because of the
you know, I'm that much closer to the water and
the stream is so powerful.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
It's like a waterfall heading, you know, heading the the creek.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
See, I would think it's with you, jas based on
what you've told me. It's like when you're filling up
a bucket with a hose. At some point the end
of the hose goes in the water and you can't
actually hear anything.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Well, there is that, yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Gross, a lot of ticks coming in on three four
eight three. Sam says nighttime years daytime no, So nighttime,
sit down, daytime no. Taylor agrees, always sit down in
the middle of the night or when drunk. Sam says,
at your home, yes, sit down to keep it clean.
Anywhere else, stand up, honestly, got the rules, Yeah, sitting

(09:32):
down men to keep it clean. Honestly, you will notice
a massive difference in the cleanliness of your toilet area.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
I mean that implies that most men are massively unco
when it comes to wing into a toilet.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
I take issue with that. I'm very accurate.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
That's what Kesey and I were talking about after we
had dinner around at your place at night, and Kezy
gave you six out of ten. He said the main
reason he marked it down was because your bathroom was
a disgrace.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Yeah, it's like some had just like shaken up a
bottle of fanter in there.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
That's jizz, that's Jesus. Sorry, it's the cat.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
The cat.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
What do you mean that? You know?

Speaker 6 (10:08):
She does the cat spray like the you know the cat.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Are you talking about your cat? Whose name is yes? Right? Okay, yeah, yeah,
just because it came out sounding we are we talking?
Oh yeah, it's some more some more ticks here on
three four eight three Good guys, I do this is
jack sit down where you stand up poos?

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Oh yeah, stand up poos to go.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
To especially in the middle of the night.

Speaker 6 (10:35):
Stand up poos.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Stand up poos are the one I do that every time.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Really stand up.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
It's actually better for your.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Bow, it is, Yeah, to actually stand up when you're
doing poos.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah right, what about Jizz?

Speaker 6 (10:48):
She tends to squat, you know as cats do.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Indeed, wheezer there on the rad ho Larky Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is four thirty two. Let's
talk rugby league with our resident professional, Charlie gab Good.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Charlie, amyd Bastard.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
How's life LA's good brother, Hoidy you freaking kinky bastard?
It is, Yeah, he is a little wetter.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
I'm a little bit dirty in the beach im, i admitted, Gubby.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
You know I'll own that. I'll own it. Hey. Solid
win for the Fellers though over the week in there.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
A wicked one too. It was almost felt like it
was going to be a bogie game, you know, going
over to Parametta and playing away from home. But we
just seem to, you know, we win the games we
should be winning now. We had one slip up this
Tigers a few weeks ago, but everything just seems to
be falling into place.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Well, that's the thing. Charlie good it's all keezy here man,
how are you?

Speaker 7 (11:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Good things Keezy?

Speaker 7 (11:49):
You wonkey barst.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Ah never mind, never mind, you got a question man, No,
just joking, Charlie, you did right. This is a bit
of a It seemed to me like a of a
banana skin game, and it did seem like it was
going to go that way. Last year Mount Smart Stadium,
the Eels came over, they were depleted and somehow managed
to put a real number on the Warriors. But that
is the thing that's different about this team this year

(12:13):
is they are winning those sort of important games, like
for example, last weekend going down to Wellington. Traditionally that's
a game that they might have lost, but they ended
up getting the w. Something's different this time, isn't it.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
Yeah, Yeah, definitely. I think, well, they're just very resilient.
Everyone's just doing their job as well. Like there's you know,
one person might have an off game, but it's never
the whole teams off. Yeah, Like that was a close game,
you know, on the first half, but every week we
seem to just be always a better team in the
second half. I don't really know what to put it

(12:45):
down to, but it's it's easy to support when things
are gone that way.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
How'd you feel about Valamonga coming off the back fence.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Yeah, he's a man.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
I love that.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
I think we've got the best bench in the NRAL
at the moment. There's just so many, so many options
to to bring on, and with Jackson Ford playing nearly
eighty minutes, it makes things easy. We can just keep
bringing impact players on.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, Charlie, I mean you would have brought it off
the back fence plenty of times.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
What's going through your head when you're steaming there at
one hundred miles an hour straight into the defensive line.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Dang.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Honestly, I don't know, but that was I think I
would go and knowing that I'm going to come off
second best. But Demitric knows like he's going to put
some hurt on someone, So I would like to be
I'd like to be him for a day.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Nice him. Nice to see Dylan Walker go and flying
out the back of one of those as well.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Yeah, normally, normally these X Warriors get the wood over us,
but it's definitely get to send them home with a
few bruises.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
I actually got the jetters about three quarters of the
way through the match there, Gubby, when Dallan butchered that
try in the corner, I thought.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Ah, here we go.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
But to the feller's credit, they put the final nails
in the coffin this time.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
Yeah, definitely, I think, yeah, I was lucky it didn't
come down to that one. But Dylan's been great. Dylan's
been great, much to Mogi's disappointment.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
Yeah, he's fuming, mate.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
He was on fire at the end of last week. Man,
no complaints at all, absolutely not. And d w Z
does go great and I don't like people going hot
and cold on it. And he's seen he's certainly fixed
up the jamming. It's nowhere near as bad as it
used to be, so that is an absolute bonus. And
then the halves as well, mate, they're going pretty good too.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
Yeah, the whole team's going well. I don't know, Web,
he's got a very good at tax shape going there.
The wingers are always scoring, we're always breaking them down.
We did it a couple of years ago when we
had that hot run and Dylan would kept scoring in
the corner. But now we're doing it on both sides.
We're setting up for big shifts and it's not it's
not predictable. He keeps changing things up. But like but

(14:50):
like what I did, just keep changing things up.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
And I do just want to say on a KP
that his speed Aliana Camper era absolutely unbelievable. How he
got that ball of c HT and he was any
other player on the team that would have been a
tough try. He was just gone in the blink of
an eye.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
Yeah, it's nice to have it on our side. We've
it's been a few years since we've had a real
fast winger. I can't of remember who the last one was.
Maybe then in camp.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Oh wow, that was a lot time. Charlie Gub, Charlie
Gard before we let you go? Mate? Who was your
official Porter King player of the day.

Speaker 7 (15:30):
That's got to go to Jackson Ford again.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Yeah, he's a beat, He's a beast.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
But you know what he didn't You know, he's been
leading the Delian vote and he didn't get any vote
this week, so Nathan Cleaire ever took him. It was
just a bit of a Joe par.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
No, it's probably because he only played seventy two minutes
because he's weak.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, didn't he play the full lady didn't he what
a baby. Hey, don't forget. If you're in the Wellington
region and you need a Portloo, hit up Porter King
and Uncle Charlie look after you. We won't speak to
you next week, Charlie because the wives have got to
buy man. But we'll speak to you in two weeks time.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
Yeah, awesome, brothers listening forward to it.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
They have a good one.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
Thanks Charlie. Here's Jan for.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
The Hillarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Aching.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
We am there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is four forty four. Let's talk TV.
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue Fellas Fellers.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Over the weekend, I watched a documentary. There's four parts
to I think each episode was about now each Hulk
Hogan real American, he's a wrestler. I think I've seen
that all right. It came out you do do you
a premiere on April twenty second, twenty twenty six, So
it came out in the last week or so. I
haven't seen it. You haven't seen it, so you were

(16:55):
I felt the same, Yeah, right, I thought I've seen
this anyway. I checked it on Jesus good men. I
was a huge fan of his back in the day
when I was a kid sort of in the eighties.
As he came through, I was probably eight to ten,
twelve years old. But back in those days, you had
to wait for them to turn up, so we would
have You couldn't see any of this, but it was
wrestlemaney would turn up, and they'd turn up maybe two

(17:17):
months later, three months later, even longer on videotape, and
you'd have to hire them out and so you'd go
on the waiting list to make sure that you were
the first one to get them. But it was all
like it was him an ultimate worriyor Macho Man, Randy
Savage and the Big boss Man and all that sort
of stuff. So it goes through all his childhood and
then coming into wrestling and then sort of becoming, you know,

(17:39):
going over the top of making the WWF at that
stage as it was nine, absolutely humongous. It used to
be a regional thing, but Vince mcman made it a
national and national thing. Some really good stuff in there.
He did some stupid, stupid things in his life, but
it was some heartwarming stuff. And then by the time
he starts talking about politics. In the last episode, I

(18:01):
turned it off. I don't really give a shit about
what Hulk Hogan thinks about politics if I'm honest, But
up until that point, really good. I give it four buzsies.
If you like your wrestling, jump on it. It's very
honest about all of the things. That's not a It's
not sort of a puff piece by any stretch of
the imagination. So that is Hulk Hogan, and that is
on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
A possible five.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
That's not bad. I watched the.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Docu series fellas called Should I Marry a Murderer?

Speaker 6 (18:28):
On Netflix?

Speaker 5 (18:29):
I watched the same one.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Yes, an intriguing tale.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
It was with a woman who was about to marry
the sort of man of her dreams, kind of set up,
and then she finds out some information.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Can I guess what it is? He's a burglar?

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
And then she has to go through or do I
go ahead with this? And having this knowledge that I
now have. But it becomes a real tale of debauchery
and drugs, and she makes some pretty baffling decison yes,
because she's doing so many drugs with this particular fella. Look,
it wasn't too bad in terms of that that kind
of documentary series. I'd give it three out of five buzzies.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Yeah. I watched the same thing and I enjoyed it.
A pretty harrowing tale of completely a support from the
police and mental health services. She was going through some
intense stuff and they just abandoned her, right, and so
I think it's definitely worth the watch. Y.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Yes, So over the weekend, my wife and I had
Saturday sorry no Friday night became free. We had it
booked out and all of a sudden it became free.
We were like, let's watch a movie my life. Yes,
it's great.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
What do you want to watch?

Speaker 4 (19:36):
And I said, well, we enjoyed A Beautiful Mind a
few months ago. Let's watch the next sort of based
on a true story. Ron Howard film Apollo thirteen starring
Tom Haggs, based on a true story all the things
she loves to hear. Great, that's good, Okay, cool. First
before we do that, though, we've just got to we've
got to sort out this admin thing that we had
to deal with. That took an hour and a half.
We ended up watching Location, Location, Location, Keezy come Man.

(20:00):
But we watched the trailer and it looks great. Oh,
it looks really great, so we're going to watch it,
which is really great.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
So we should start a segment where Keyser reviews films
that are thirty years old and you could have seen
eight times now.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
I love these films. It's like, oh, that's why everyone's
banging on about them. But can I just say, in location, location, location,
this elderly cup or they went outderly that was sort
of Moogi's age.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
Ah, yes, are quite old, but they.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Were downsizing, you know, so their kids had left, they
were downsizing and everywhere Phil went Phil Spencer like do
you like this? How she the lady was just like
oh no, and she just super negative. And at the
end of it they were like, yeah, I don't think
we're really ready to buy. And they were like, well, yeah,
you have to figure out do you even want to
sell and buy right now? Complete waste of both Phil
and Kirsty's time and quite frankly my time.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I was fuming, yeah number that season twenty three, episode seven, But.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
At least she got to check out Kirsty again, Keysy,
I'm not checking her out, mane. That would have made
your Friday night a bit spicy.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
I must have met my wife has a fee around
her now when we're watching she's just like, oh, what
do you want to watch this?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Iar?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Give it four point nine busies out of five. Oh,
come on tvns in.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
Plus as Kings of Leon, the hold.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio hod Ichs.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Indeed, leave Zeppelin there on the Radio Hodannkee Big Show
this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
The time is five to five.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Hey, fellers, I'll see it all as bold as food
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edition dishes using some wild food that you might not
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Speaker 3 (21:48):
We had some beautiful venison on Fridayson.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Man.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
It was good stuff. It was bloody, very tender, falling
off the bone.

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Had it. It's been cheaper. It's been cheaper than your
bee or your lamb or anything like that for some reason,
and because you would think scarcity would push the price
up and really high in protein. Bloody beautiful.

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Yeah, that's right beautiful.

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Speaker 3 (22:25):
Keezy, speaking of breakfast, we've sent the challenge to the
Fellers for the Brecky versus the Big Show Challenge, and
I believe Fellows they've responded.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Yeah, we're doing bench press. That will happen over the
next couple of weeks. Yes, let's see what those plank
becaus have got to say to us.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
The Hdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Ich Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Monday's going along.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Tikety boo.

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Speaker 5 (23:20):
Man the key we made so get him behind get.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Right in there, behind it, behind it, fellers, Hey, big
ol coming up, guys, we've got UK comedian Phil Nickel
coming in.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
How goods he? I know, I'm asking you.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
He's very because he's great. I knew him back in
the day Magie when I did the old stand up comedy.
Really yeah, yeah, we were great mates.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Yes, really, it's crazy because you know, obviously the UK
doing massive things.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yes, and here I am in New Zealand just going off,
going off as right. He texted me before to say, geez, Jason,
I've been looking at your profile here in New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Boy, you've really got you're going great guns.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Yeah, totally break guns because there's something you say.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
I know it's weird.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Did he also say fill your boots?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
No?

Speaker 4 (24:09):
But anyway, other than there's a lot coming up to
see our fellows. Plus up next, we've got to respond
to Breckey that was still on our ass about this
challenge thing. Plus Moogi, you've got something to confess I do.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
I've got something to confess, Fellows, that'll be good.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
Yeah, I can't wait. In the meantime, here's the Black Keys.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in four on radio.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yes, indeed Metellica there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is exactly fourteen minutes past
five o'clock and Fellows the Breakfast Feed Big Show challenges on.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, this time it is bench press old MOGGI be
happy about.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
That, loving it man often it. So I've been to
the gym for really for a long time. I went
last week just to see where I'm at. We'll see
how we go, I guess. Yeah, no, good.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Well the idea is combined total of weight that's between
member day between and we've got the massive secret weapon
of whole bugs.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
So in my head, Unleashing pugsun is like you know,
the President walking in with a briefcase, putting in a code,
opening it, hitting a hitting a big button that's his
secret weapon. And then Pogson walks out and benches like
a thousand. Yeah, totally, I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
It's going to do you guys get the videos that
he sent through too. In terms of training and getting
getting ready for it.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
I don't open any videos that peg Son sends through me.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Was like, was he sitting through training montages of him?

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Yeah? Yeah, just you know, to prepare for the big challenge.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
What were they looking like?

Speaker 6 (25:39):
He was?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
He was beasting it and I'm so sty he was
beasting it. Seriously, I reckon I'm alone could take up
the Breakfast shows.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Well, obviously that that's I agree with you there, Jace,
and I think the way we should do it is
the three of us go and get ours out the
way and put our numbers up, yes, and then we
sort of go to the secret weapon after that.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Well, that's all part of it is. I mean, we've
got so many different areas of this which we need
to argue and work out with Breakfast. I understand they've
got a bit of audio there from this morning, Kezy.

Speaker 9 (26:07):
We don't know what's at stake yet, so I don't
know what the I mean. I do think it's a
criminal that they're flying Jason Hoyd over to sit in
the hotel room for Magic Ground.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Well how about that if we say, well, whoever, when's
the skits to go to Magic Round.

Speaker 9 (26:19):
Yeah, then he's just gonna say, well, I'm already going, sir,
But then he probably doesn't want Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
What about if we win, then you get to go
to Magic Round and one of us gets to go
to Magic Round. Ye, I'm okay with that.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
We'll swap it gets the choice of whether or not
they want to go to Magic Round.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, I'm okay with that.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
I'm fine with that. Okay, Well, let's put that to them.

Speaker 9 (26:34):
If we win, one of us is coming to Magic
Ground with you guys, and if you win, name your price.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
What a great idea. That's generous of them that they'd
be willing to come to Magic Ground.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah, what the deal here?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
What do we get in that situation?

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Ex we get to stay behind.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
The funny thing is I would actually be kind of
keen for one of them to swap out with Jason
come to Magic Ground.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
Why, Man, I love magic?

Speaker 5 (26:58):
He does? He bleed magic.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
It doesn't make sense.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
No, he doesn't believe he believes it. When you catch
azz open, Magic Ground falls out totally.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Man.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
It's always the first thing on my calendar every year.
I'm fizzing about it.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
You don't have a calendar, Come on, man, well this
is this has brought up a good topic, which is
what's what's at stake here?

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean well, previously what we've done is
the loser has had to do the opposition's show, two
shows on one day, and the winner gets a day off.
So we've had two occasions of that where we've lost, Yes,
and we have had to do two shows on one
day and they've had the day off. We lost that
twice twice, yes, right, and then now that we're on

(27:39):
the brink, have actually been able to win something. We're
changing the game. I don't know why. I'm happy to
go with we do the show and they do ours. Yes,
that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Just to do it on a Friday of our choosing.
That's right, because Friday is always the best day.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
Well, can we do it for a week or a month?

Speaker 4 (27:56):
We do it for a week, guys. This is exactly
what happened with the We started getting cocky and then okay,
so let's just let's just not count our chickens here,
let's just go yeah, okay, an.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Old school would Yeah, I agree, I agree.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Head to hear, yes, head to hear. So pugs send
that audio through them. Man, when you finished doing your
bicyp curls and studio B send that through them, and
our proposition is same as because we want a chance
to actually have the day off and then cover our show.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Yes, I am consumed, Keezy, because you know when we
did the running race, we did a four by one
hundred meter relay race. You were so keen on us,
Keezy getting out there and doing some training, which we did.
You know, you nagged it us and off we went
and did it. And now this time around you've said
that you're doing absolutely no training. So my concern is
that the same thing is going to happen on the day.

(28:44):
You're going to be using Marshall groups you haven't used
for years. Underneath the way, sound everybody down again.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Sound exactly like my wife. Has she been talking to
you or something, because she is like, you've got to
go to the German practice because you know how she
talks like that.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
Yeah, that's got impression of very very accurate.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
No, No, I will I'll do a few press ups
in there.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Oh cool to begin with.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Nice, and then I assume we'll all go to a
gym at some stage and just sort of see what
we could do. Yes, we'll do a few there with
the bar and a few. I've got some stuff at
home I can start doing things with the problem is
I don't want to train too hard for it.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
But you know what I mean, too hard. You don't
want to overdo it, but do something so your body
knows what's coming for it.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
True.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Oh I think we locked that in good, Jason. And
you are keen to go to Magic Round?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Right?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
You don't want to lock you don't want to hell?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (29:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Nice?

Speaker 6 (29:31):
He bleeds Magic Round totally.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Man The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio HOD Live.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is five twenty sevens. I've got a confession
to make and I'm genuinely sorry about this. I'm not
I'm not witty. J sorry where he apologizes, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
You say the word sorry, I say the word sorry.
I'm actually really nervous about this now.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
This year, fellows, I've not been drinking. I've been on
the wagon, haven't been drinking, barely been smoking cigarettes. I
have had the odd cigarette, to be honest with you,
but I haven't drunk all year because I just needed
to keep my mind clear, got a lot of work
on their kyzy can't afford to be hungover. I love
the highs, but I can't stand the lows. Fellas. Yeah,

(30:22):
and I thought that that was the best thing for me.
I genuinely did. But on Friday night I got in
touch with a mate I haven't seen him for a
long time, and we got on the hammer. Yeah until
about three four o'clock in the morning. Wow, steamed, some
would say responsibly. Got to the point where I convinced
him no, irresponsibil oh no. Got to the point where

(30:46):
I convinced him to come to Magic Round. I paid
for his tickets. Ah, what is fly? His fly got
the credit card, booked the flight. He's coming now. That
would never have happen. I've been trying to get him
to come for a year. He said no every single time,
and it took me reaching out and spending that quality
time with him for him to do something he otherwise

(31:07):
would never have done.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
And so now we find ourselves in a position where
I've been extremely supportive of you. Haughty Jane. You're endeavor
to not vape or smoke cigarettes for the month of May,
because I genuinely think that that's the best thing for you.
But after Friday night and getting on the hammer and
smoking a pack of twenty, I now know that I
was wrong about that, and I no longer want to

(31:31):
encourage you to stay off the vape, to stay off
the cigies for that of may is key, please, Ma,
There's not many small pleasures in our life, haughty Jane. Yes,
I'm hearing you, man, smoking darts and getting on the
vape is one of the only things that you've got
good in your life. Man, I know your life inside

(31:52):
and out. Yes, it's a shock.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
It's not that bad, Jason. And on the surface, sure
it looks pretty terrible.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
And the fact that Kezy has tried I want to
deprive you, to deprive you of one of the small
joys in life, which is nicoteene, and the consumption thereof
makes me very sad and I want no further Pardner,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I dragged you into this.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Literally the first day of the bet mogie is a
huge blowout and gets back on the dart. This is
bullshit because if you fail, you you give him money.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
It's no greater joy in my life than what I've
experienced on Friday night, and I've been robbing myself of
that experience this whole year.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
I'm hearing you, Magie, I'm totally hearing you.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Jason Man stays strong.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Man.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
So if you've been on the vapesman, if you've been
on the siggis these last few days, totally fine with me.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Man.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
I'll take you one hundred dollars, but I won't like it,
and I'll buy some ciggies over and brizly at Magic
round men, and we'll go hard. You and me.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Ja, Yes, have you had a vapor or any cigarettes
this week?

Speaker 6 (32:59):
He's setting me up here. No, man, we're all good. Really, yeah, man,
you promise we're all good.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Look at me in the eye and say you promise.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
I promise.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
What that you haven't vaped or smoked?

Speaker 6 (33:13):
Well, look me the eye, look me the eye.

Speaker 10 (33:23):
Look you can't look.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
At me, CAZy, I can look at you, okay, And
I'm not making any promises.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Are you kidding me? Three days in fellows, three days in.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Fellers?

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Now, listen, there may have been an occasion yesterday afternoon
where hoody Jay may have.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
Been slightly weak.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
One hundred dollars. You just cost me one hundred dollars.
It lasted all of four days.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Keezy.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
No, The important thing here is I'm not vaping. Yeah, currently,
that's right.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
He only had a cigarette.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Did you have a cigarette?

Speaker 6 (34:13):
No, I didn't have a Cigy you had a vape?
Well what did you head?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
What did you do?

Speaker 4 (34:20):
I've got money invested in this. What's happening?

Speaker 6 (34:23):
When the month is up, I shall reveal all.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
But the bit's over, I have to give.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
When the month is up, I shall reveal all.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
What a great way of doing it?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Wait, so it is the bit still happening at this point?

Speaker 6 (34:40):
It is still happening.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Oh, I just don't even give a shit. What the
hell is happening up next?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Phil Nicholas The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hotel.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
You're welcome back your massive bankbones. I hope your monday's
going along.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
Tickety booth, Hey fellers, what's up?

Speaker 3 (34:57):
The New Zealand Comedy Festival is about to start up again?

Speaker 6 (35:00):
We phizzingly.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
It's it's officially underway already.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
Ja, Yeah, I know that's what I made.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
It's just come upon me man, And with that, mom,
I've got a comedian in the studio with us. Canadian
comedian Phil Nickel, get.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
How are you doing the.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Thing that people had asked you? Phil? Straight away?

Speaker 8 (35:19):
Is the on with your my accent?

Speaker 11 (35:22):
I'll be living in the UK for about thirty years.
I was born in a place called Cumbernold, just outside
of Glasgow.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
My mom's from Cumbana.

Speaker 8 (35:30):
Your mom's.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
That would have been amazing.

Speaker 8 (35:35):
I could be your father, It's possible.

Speaker 11 (35:41):
But actually, yes, I was born in Glasgow, and I
grew up in Canada, which is where the Canadian is yea.
And then I moved I was married in Australia. I
lived in Australia for five years.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Oh wow.

Speaker 11 (35:50):
And then and then I moved from there to the
UK and I've lived in London for about thirty years.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Now, whiz, where is your hat?

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Phil?

Speaker 6 (35:58):
Don't come on, man, I like cats.

Speaker 8 (36:02):
Yeah, where's my hat?

Speaker 4 (36:04):
My heart?

Speaker 6 (36:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (36:05):
I think I'm Scottish.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
By yeah, yeah, right, okay, because I was going to say,
you know, as Kiwi's we have a real affinity with Canadians.

Speaker 8 (36:12):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
We've got beautiful countries, friendly people, We've got the big
brother little brother thing going on. You with the States,
don't get me started. And that's with Australia, you know
what I mean. So I feel like in some respects
we're kindred spirits and I.

Speaker 11 (36:27):
Think it's the same thing for the Scots in the English. Yeah,
you know, that's why. There's a lot of Scottish people
in Canada, that's why. And a lot of Scottish people
moved to New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Yeah, a lot of palms as well.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, yeah, that is great.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
They're all good. They're all good.

Speaker 8 (36:43):
I love them. I live amongst them.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Tell me, Phil, I'm always intrigue because they're obviously traveling
around the world a lot. What are you crave when
you're you know, going around the way?

Speaker 8 (36:52):
What?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
What does film need to eat when you're in a
hotel room? I mean, what are you what are you
going for?

Speaker 6 (36:58):
Philham? Intrigued?

Speaker 11 (36:59):
So I'm very much as Southeast Asian fans. Yeah, man,
I'm a noodles I had noodles today.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Right sh Yeah, we're dumpling in dumpling mad and spicy
noodle made onling mat.

Speaker 11 (37:12):
I've got a guy that does a show is in
the UK. His wife is Japanese and part of my
rider is that they make me fifty dumplings. At post show,
they go back to their house and she makes homemade dumplings.
It's on the rider, it's in the contract. I only
do that show if I get the dumplings.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
Yeah, mild, medium or extra home.

Speaker 11 (37:31):
Well, I like a bit of all, like a bit
of of all.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
You ever try to Korean hot dog?

Speaker 8 (37:38):
No? Well, you mean honest stick?

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:40):
I had one time corn dog, really bizarre mozzarella sausage
and a fat better. It's got sauce, It's got sauce
on it, it's got herbs on it.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Yeah, but it's also got sugar on it.

Speaker 8 (37:52):
What's the sugar?

Speaker 6 (37:53):
I don't know, man, it blew my mind.

Speaker 11 (37:55):
I think there's a lot of sugar in modern Asian
cuisine though, right they sugar.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Everything sugar is real though for a spicy hot dog.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
Yeah. For those people that aren't familiar with you.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
Yes, which is everybody.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Tell us about tell us about yourself and tim comedy.

Speaker 11 (38:13):
Oh mate, well I jump around a lot. I'm very rude.
I swear I'm phrenetic. Get my belly out. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
Some songs nudity?

Speaker 8 (38:23):
Is it some nudity?

Speaker 6 (38:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (38:25):
It's also piercing political commentary. That's not true.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Yeah, do you actually get nude on stage? Film?

Speaker 7 (38:31):
Nic?

Speaker 8 (38:32):
I have been known to be nude. I did.

Speaker 11 (38:34):
I wrote a show called, twenty years ago The Naked
Racist or I get both naked and racist.

Speaker 8 (38:42):
That's a joke, obviously, I don't. Yeah, it's a twenty
dinivers and bring that show back.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
I was.

Speaker 11 (38:49):
I wanted to bring it to the festival this time,
but I'm taking it back to the Edinburgh Festival. Is
that to sort of celebrate the twentieth anniversary of my
Edinburgh Comedy Award winning show that was The Naked Racist.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Well, so that was twenty years ago. You won the
award that show?

Speaker 11 (39:02):
Yeah, yeah, called the period the Perier Period, the period
you want a Perier?

Speaker 4 (39:11):
He's amazing, Sorry, Jason, Can I just talk about that's
for see? Yeah, I have to a lot of my
favorite comedians have won the Period all right. For example,
Allan Davies is coming to the country later on this year.
Oh right, you didn't know he came sick and I think, yeah, yeah,
but like you know, and so that's did they really
see your career off getting that one?

Speaker 7 (39:28):
Well?

Speaker 11 (39:28):
I was nominated in two thousand and two and it
was won by Daniel Kitson.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
You might know Daniel Kitson. I definitely know the name.

Speaker 11 (39:35):
He's like one of these obscure really, but at the
same time as Jimmy Carr. I'm a Julie Lee Adam Hills. Wow,
no fielding Daniel Kitson. It was two thousand and two
and then two thousand and six I won the award
Holy Cow and it was I mean, it's that's why
I'm here.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 8 (39:50):
I've made it.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
And so what is it like in terms of why
do you just quit? Then?

Speaker 6 (39:53):
You know what I mean, to the top, it's all done.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
Might do that? Go into the harbor, jump in the
in the water and come back.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
We've got comedian Phil Nickel with us here for the
New Zealand Comedy Festival, which is bloody ripper in terms of,
you know, traveling the world with you comedy. How does
it work? Do you just go New Zealand looks lovely,
let's go there for a few months.

Speaker 11 (40:11):
Well, I mean I was lucky to get to New Zealand.
I don't think Scott and I you know, Scott runs
the class.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
Scott, everyone Scott.

Speaker 8 (40:22):
Scotty, Yeah, everyone knows Scott. Yeah, yeah, everyone knows Scott. Well,
Scott brought me out the first time.

Speaker 11 (40:28):
We're trying to remember when it was, but it was
quite a few years fifteen or more.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
I think it was.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
Might have been off the back of that award.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Okay, yeah, And so are you choosing countries based on
places you actually just want to go to?

Speaker 11 (40:40):
Well, in this case, I was just very lucky because
I after being invoted the first time, I genuinely meant
that I've been going to comedy festivals all over the world,
that the New Zealand Comedy Festival was indeed the best
comedy festival I had been.

Speaker 8 (40:52):
To it Wow, because it was small and all.

Speaker 11 (40:55):
The comedians you met here working like and Jays, you know,
all the comedians here working for the love of the art,
not just for.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
The money the.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Free wine.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (41:07):
So that but that was I mean, that was something
I really really intrigued me as a performer, And so
I kept trying to get Scott to bring me back
and he hasn't. He sort of rang me out of
nowhere and said, I think it's time you come back
to the festival. So I accepted immediately.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Is it something that you like when you're traveling, is
do you travel alone or you're going around with somebody?
You prefer your own company and master because it's a
it's not like being in a band obviously, you're you're
very much on your own, which I guess could be
a plas and of minus to be on. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (41:34):
Well, I mean I've just moved into a house in
London with my part bought a house with my partner
who has two children to an eleven and ten year
old boys, and so to get away from them, it's fantastical.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Yeah, what a thing about three weeks? Yeah about parenthood
is you spend all this time craving children, then you
have them and anyone's like you got to wake away
from the kids.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
Sorry, it's so good.

Speaker 8 (41:59):
I woke up today just whenever I wanted to. It
was so good.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Phil, Your show Trying My Best is going to be
on at the Classic in Auckland the twelfth to the
sixteenth May as part of the Comedy Festival, Comedy Festival,
dot co, dot m Z four tickets just for listeners
right now? What what are we what are they expecting
of the show? What should they be prepared to see?

Speaker 6 (42:19):
When the better be nudity, Phil.

Speaker 11 (42:21):
Now, well there's not not much nudity, not much. They're
not full frontal. But I mean we're on radio. You
know I could do it now, sure on it together? Yeah, no,
it's trying. My best is my best collection of all
my best stand up stuff.

Speaker 6 (42:40):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (42:41):
So it's a really fast paced, frenetic kind of hour
of quick hit jokes and songs and impressions and yeah,
how did they go we can front of Trump?

Speaker 5 (42:52):
How did they go with connecting everything together? Because if
you're pulling things out of a whole bunch of different
specials that can be to w it just go together seamlessly.

Speaker 11 (42:59):
Well, no, it took me a while. I mean you
caught me at the very end of a tour. I've
just finished a tour in Okay, so you've caught me
at the end of like a.

Speaker 8 (43:05):
Thirty eight tours. So the show is bedded in.

Speaker 11 (43:07):
It's it's it's honed, well it is, except I have
to change some things. There are some things a bit
like Anglo centric, you know, I which I know most
people in New Zealand have been to the UK. It's
just one of those things. I can talk about the Tube,
but I don't want it to be about London because
it's not about London in London and and I understand
when I go to Canada, I can't talk about London.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
So I will be yeah, tweaking tweaking it.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
But the audience can take sell us know that this
thing is honed. You're ready to go.

Speaker 8 (43:35):
It's ready to go.

Speaker 11 (43:36):
It's God the people that if you you're listening and
you've heard of me before, you know I do. I
end the show with the gay Eskimo song, which is
a song I've written years ago, with the Cork the
Juice Pigs, and it's a It's like one of the
highlights of.

Speaker 8 (43:47):
My career.

Speaker 11 (43:50):
And I don't and I don't really do it much anymore,
so come and see it.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
I will come and see it, all right, Phil, I
make sure you get along one more time, CAZy.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
The show is CO Trying my best twelfth to the
sixth nighth of May at the Class in Auckland. If
you want to book tickets Comedy Festival dot co dot NZ.

Speaker 8 (44:03):
Beautiful, Yes, lovely, Thank.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
You, Phil, Thank you so much for coming in.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
The whole aching Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Welcome back your massive backbones hope here. Monday's absolutely going off. Incidentally,
you're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by
Toledo's Out.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
With the Old and with the Future, Toledo's electro Lights,
Clean Cutting Edge, Hydration, Toledos.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
She's a pretty busy hour coming up. Can we do
the Big Pole results now?

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Go on? Then?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Yeah, actually the Big Pole was sitting down to do
wheeze as a man. Yes, yeah, No, you're right, Okay,
Now what's your vibe? What's your prediction?

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Umm? Look, I think it's probably going to be more
than people know. It depends on the kind of listeners
we've got. I know that as a younger man, I
certainly didn't go anywhere near to sit down. We no,
But certainly it's something that's come along as I've gotten older,
and I think the conversation has become more open. Yes,
it feels to me like back in the day, it's
the sort of thing that you would never discuss. It
was behind closed doors. It was a private matter. But

(45:15):
now it's a more open society and men can talk
about manly things with each other. Yes, So I'm going
to go, I'm gonna go sixty five yes, right, okay,
sit down wheeze, sit down wheeze. Yes.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Because you were in favor of you, you insist on
doing stand up manly wheeze as you call it, yes,
and stand up.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Poos and stand up poos. I'm going to go because
the world has changed.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I'm going to go sixty forty years to sitting down wheeze, and.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
He's going sixty five to thirty five years. Yes, So
you're going five percent different to Mogi. Yes, and it
just so happens to be bang on the creek. Oh yeah,
I forgot the days with Jason.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
What then?

Speaker 3 (46:04):
I checked it about ten minutes after we posted it, right,
and it.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
Was sixty forty isn't that interesting?

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Though?

Speaker 6 (46:10):
So I don't know if you know it stayed that
way the whole time.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
So three out of five men do sit down wiez. Yeah, yes,
isn't that interesting?

Speaker 6 (46:18):
Well not really?

Speaker 5 (46:19):
That shows you then, doesn't it that two out of
five men have got something wrong with them?

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Jay, seriously, go home tonight, right and try doing sit down?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Wiez, I do do sit down? Try doing sit down
as well, and try shot.

Speaker 6 (46:38):
No, you never get me doing that, not in a
million years. Here's Pearl Jam.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in week days and four on Radio hold Ikey
Radio hold Acchy celebrating food Fighters new album.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Your Favorite Toy.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Yes indeed, and we're giving away some toys and or
the album Fellas today.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
It's a toy it is, it's a toy box.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
That's what Dave Grohl came through. It was like, you know,
he feels the old album Your Favorite Toys just dropped.
Would you mind if I dropped off a toy box
full of toys as well to celebrate And we were like, yeah, sure, David,
it's but weird, but fine. He also said, look how
about this. Everyone that wins a toy or a vinyl
also in the drawer to win a double pass to
see the Phillies live in either christ Church or Auckland
in January.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Of next year.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Excellent.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
But that's just Dave really, isn't it. Hey, Let's go
to the phone lines. Good day, Alissa, how's life?

Speaker 5 (47:37):
And good thanks for you?

Speaker 6 (47:38):
Yeah, good, thank you. What do you do for a
crust Melissa.

Speaker 10 (47:44):
Manager, community hub Ah backbone.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Now it's up to me today to pick the toy.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
So I'm just gonna shove my hand into this box
here while the fellas chat to you.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
All right, you see what we come out with.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Hey, Alissa from one, Okay, you're a big Food Fighters fan.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Yeah, don't answer about that, man, it's private.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
What do you mean, it's literally about the Food Fighter?

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Hey, Lisena. If you happen to win the tickets to
come along and see the Food Fighters, neither christ Future
or Auckland, there would you bring with you?

Speaker 8 (48:14):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (48:15):
I probably bring my partner.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Don't do it?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Nah, he sucks.

Speaker 7 (48:18):
Men.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Don't do it?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
All right, Jase, have you got a toy from the
toy box there?

Speaker 6 (48:22):
I sure have.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
I've got some Mokey wireless headphones, old Mokey.

Speaker 10 (48:30):
I just lost my headphone and they're a lovely red color, Lyssa,
so beautiful.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Awesome all right, Melissa, So you hold the line, pugs
on look after you. We're going to send you those
headphones and you are in the drawer to go and
see them. Neither christ Church or Auckland. I'm guessing you'd
go to christ Church if you were to win.

Speaker 8 (48:51):
Oh yeah, we've got to either.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
Yeah, happy traveling for aren't they?

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Certainly our goodest gold Melissa. You hold the line all right,
pugs will look after you.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
Good stuff, fellows.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
No worries. Don't forget the Foo Fighter's new album Your
Favorite Toy, available now.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Iching Stone Temple pilots there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Monday evening the time, fellows, in case they're interested.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
At six twenty seven.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Fellas, we had a well what do you Jay? You
and I had a nice catch up on Friday night,
a little bit of a get together, Yes we did.
We kept it on the down low. It was just
you and me and our partners, our wives. Right, we
got married. We got married. We did it without you, Keysy,
And the reason was because Jason and I wanted to
watch without you knowing about it, right, the first episode

(49:44):
of your show Game of Two Halves?

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Oh did you watch that?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Did you Friday night yet? TV three? Now it's it's
a bit of it. It's used to be hugely popular
back in the day Dr Gee's and your Mark Allis's,
so they've they brought it out of the storeroom there.
They've dusted it off and they've given it a bit
of a rebrand. That was doing the rounds last year.

(50:08):
You did the first season with the acc there and
then well we thought it was back again. We sit
down to watch it on Friday night there and you know,
you've been banging on about it for a while now, Keezy,
and you were not even on it. So we're wondering
and we should have done this potentially off here Jays. Yeah,
you know, have you butchered another TV show opportunity?

Speaker 3 (50:30):
I Jason tagging I'm almost afraid to ask there was.
It was a really what should have been a fun
yes sort of night with me and Moga and our partners,
our wives, Yes, turned into this awkward on.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
No, just this creeping no sense of tragedy striking again
because Keysy, You've had multiple opportunities to get your nogging
on the screen there. You know, he had the Ditch,
he had a whole season of that that was on
Sky TV about Rugby League, Whould you love after the first.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Season sacked and replaced with that and Blair, well that
and Blair.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
Yeah, it made sense.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
Yeah, to be fair, Adam was fantastic.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
And remember I put together and pitched and filmed a
pilot of the Rugby League Lounge.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Yeah, and that's now, Sean John Johnson makes more sense.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
It makes so much.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
Yeah, and then you were on said the other one.
The crowd goes old, is it back in the day?
And you got you got the ass off there as well.
The question that comes up is has it happened? Is
it deja.

Speaker 6 (51:44):
Again?

Speaker 4 (51:44):
It's not really saying no, no, no. So what happened
was they were like this producer set me down. They
were like, hey, keyzy, great news. Game of Two Halves
is back again next season. And I was like, oh,
that's great. Now they said even better news. It's also
on TV three free to it wow Friday nights. I
think it's after seven days there, and I was like greatly.

(52:05):
I was like that's awesome, that's awesome. They're like even
bitter news. We're going to filter in some some of
the seven Days talent and I was like, oh.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
How good.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
That's great. Makes sense, That's what I say said, It
makes sense? Yeah, and like yeah, yeah, so you're good
to be on like way less episodes this year and
I was like, yeah, yeah, sweet is.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
How many are you down to because how many in
the season, I'm assuming ten eight.

Speaker 6 (52:35):
Eight to ten generally speaking, how many are you on?

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Maybe at this point there's twelve? Woway Yeah yeah, at
this point been booked for two of them.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Out of twelve percentage that's about sixteen percent drop off
around about eighty three point three three percent because it
was on all of them in the first Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:54):
Well you remember too, he was also the captain. Oh yeah,
you know what I mean. So, I mean, this is
a massive.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Four for me to be whispering because I think you say.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
You know, to go from captain of the team, yeah,
to now.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
He's on the bench again basketball.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
Remember getting back to his basketball.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
I can hear everything, and now.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
He's down to two out of twelve.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
So what do you think? Crazy? How are you feeling?

Speaker 4 (53:20):
No, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. I'm back this
this Friday, though, I'm back on the fellas, so you
can have.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
I'm pretty busy on Friday.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Yeah, what Fridays? What's the other one you're on?

Speaker 4 (53:35):
I thinks episode five, episode yeah and five? Yeah, okay,
but they were saying if I did a good job,
they give me on more maybe next season.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Episode two and five to and five out of twelve.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Okay, what are you writing that down? In?

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Jason?

Speaker 6 (53:56):
You just sort of not captain anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Well, there you go, your mad bastards. That's the Big Show,
done and dusted for your Monday. What's the podcast outro
clip today?

Speaker 6 (54:19):
Key?

Speaker 4 (54:20):
I can only assume it's something to do with one
of you two because it is entitled Shocker and it
comes out at seven thirty pm tonight where we get
your podcast from.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Why can't you that's a shocking thing to say.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Come on, this is start.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Hell.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
I thought I was my god, Yeah, that was shocked.
Do we need to put a disclaimer on that one?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Why?

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Because it was so bad?

Speaker 4 (54:52):
I completely forgot about that and I threw to it
as if it was some of you guys, that it
was something.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
It's Kezy did in the episode.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
That's good that. I'll give us a bit to chat
about on the show for the rest of the week.
Whole storyline b s A complaints, canceled, canceled, Yeah, apology.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Do you remember the time Jason got canceled and then
he called us from outside the building? That's right, Yeah,
that's right, because you said the words Chinese burn. Yes,
and you can't say that anymore than you were instantly sacked.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
Yes, that's funny the first time. Hey, Mogi, it's the
plan tonight, mate.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
I wonder off home, man, come on my walking at
the moment, which has been good, Indie. What am I
gonna do? I might try and watch something I got
a name, a bit of a debrief with the wife.
Is just out of the new job that I don't know,
and just hang out with my kid man. Yeah, good fun,
good life, good old life, it is.

Speaker 6 (55:49):
What about you? What's for dinner?

Speaker 4 (55:52):
I think for dinner tonight is burritos. We've got some
left over which what we've got some leftover porkman's we've
got out of the freezer. It's to frosted all day
and now we're gonna make burritos out of it.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
It's a sorry state of It's a sad one.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
How was your snitzel on Friday?

Speaker 4 (56:10):
That was actually delicious? It was actually fancy snitzel from
a fancy supermarket.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
What made it so fancy?

Speaker 4 (56:16):
From the butcher of the fancy supermarket that Jase goes
through sometimes.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Yeah, you know the one a sprig of parsley on it.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Just a little one.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
Did you have a mushroom sauce?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
No?

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Did you have a button mushroom? Yeah, Jace.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 6 (56:33):
Well? On the food front, my wife bought sausages. Sausages.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
I'm telling you, man, you guys are better off breaking up.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
I love sausages. And then what else?

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Just the sausages?

Speaker 6 (56:45):
Yeah, and then I'm going to bed.