FULL SHOW: The Housewarming

On today's show, Jase is feeling the effects of the big city, Mike's daughter goes back to school, and Keyzie has a brand new segment.

TIME FOR A CHANGE:
(00:00) Intro: Shithouse summer
(04:24) Back to school!
(09:20) ON THE LAMB
(14:05) The Olympics are on?
(19:18) TV TIME
(24:57) Intro: Pugs does his job for once
(26:44) Hoytey J's Housewarming
(31:01) Ideas for the housewarming
(36:54) REBURGER TIME
(40:58) Pugs went to Laneway 
(47:10) Intro: Keyzie makes his own pork mince
(49:28) Jase's city life noises
(52:53)  WINNER WINNER LAMB DINNER
(56:12) Farewell

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hob Ikey Big Show Show Show thanks to crave
Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Heavy show, really big Jason, Hoyitch, Mike and Kid, get
a your mad Barstard's great to have your company on
this glorious Monday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
It is the ninth of February twenty twenty sixth, and you,
my friends, is always listening to the Big Show, brought
to you by Reburger.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
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Speaker 4 (00:34):
Scrumptedly obstious. Get a Mogi styly Stallion. You are Donnas
house life go. I'm pretty grossy your mad dog, you're
six son of a bee? How goods of sunshine? Man?
Liking it?

Speaker 6 (00:46):
Can I ask you that?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Man? You you can?

Speaker 6 (00:48):
How are you feeling about your prediction woodages Bot sort
of late last year where you said We're going to
have an absolute steamer of a summer. How are you
feeling about that prediction?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Look, I'll be honest with you. It has been nice
the last couple of days, but I'm still fuming overall.
I'm outraged by the weather We've had this summer. It's
been shit out. Yeah, I'm just gonna say it out loud.
It's been terrible. But look, I've appreciated the weather in
the last over the long weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, good, thanks fellers, good to be here, keys speaking
a beautiful Yeah, I was waiting for that. Didn't come though.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I don't know whether to bring it up now or later.
But I've got some concerns.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Now, let's get out of the way now.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Okay, there's one of them. You're starting to dress like me.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I'm not starting to dress you.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
I've noticing a sighing more and more. Yeah, you put
in the chat when you went down to Toto on
Er on Friday that you were Effan and jeff and
in your car. I just feel like you're sort of
absorbing by osmosis, a bit of hoidy, Jay, And I
want you to be your own unique character that's sort
of goofy old keezy and not sort of feel like

(02:05):
you have to be more like hardy j.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
I mean I feel like I just do though. You know,
like everyone loves you, Jay. It's just so successful, you're
so humble. Everything about you is excellent.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Well, yes, you've aged gracefully, And I just think if
I'm going to have the same sort of situation, I
need to start copying you more.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Okay, man, Well that's cool. As long as you acknowledge it,
that's fine. And if there's anything I can do to
nurture if you need to suck up, suckle.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
At the boozy of not at the state, start to
that if you.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Need to see it, Yeah, yeah, I had to what
you do with it?

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Speaking of what's coming up, what's happening on the Big
Show with Old.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
Mogis absolutely monstrous day this ninth of February twenty twenty six.
We've got a little bit of keazy speaking of and
who knows whether it's because of what you were just
talking jas, but he has been asked by his Alma
Marta to come back and make a speech to the students. Yeah,

(03:08):
my old school. So we'll be digging into that a
little bit. I can't wait to see what's going through
their heads down there also be talking to old Pugs
and who if you recall he was krook on Thursday
in the same day as Laneway and we sort of
bagged him and said, look, he's called him sick. He's
probably gone to laneway. But he's turned up today and
he is looking a little bit rough around the edges,

(03:30):
a little bit green around the girls. Seems a little
bit short on, a little bit down on the dunk. Yeah,
he's yeah, a little bit. So we'll be getting into
things with him and also, fell as. Next up, old
Mogi min Oggi's back at school. How good? That means
every kid in New Zealander's back at school and I'm
thrilled about it. We'll get into a little bit of
kids back at school.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Chair, let's get into the chair. How about the Darkness for.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hodak Leavana.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
There on the radio, holdarky Big Show. There's glorious Monday afternoon.
The time thirteen minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Fellas Old Mogimnogi went back to school today. Mogi Monoggi
is my daughter. She's six and a half years old, yeow,
and she's been on holiday for the last eleven weeks.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
That's got to be.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Like, it's a long time.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
It's a long long time.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
When I was at Scott's pretty sure it was like
eight weeks.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Yeah, exactly, No, I agree yeah, I agree. I know
people whose kids went back last week or the week before.
But for whatever reason, you know, February ninth has been
the day for old Mogumnog and she's absolutely fizzing about it.
I bet she couldn't wait to get back to school.
I've loved hanging out with her. But of course you
can't give them all the attention that you want because
you've got other commitments. You know, Yes, a few beers,

(04:48):
a couple of dares watching Italian Big Show, a couple
of Bucky Bongs going for a war, Big Show, Big Show, poos,
a lot of poos, So you can't give them all
of the attention that they might want. So it was
sad to see the back of it. But she's so
happy to be to get back to school today. I
walked her through the gates. Immediately there's three of her

(05:10):
friends are standing in their big hugs. Yes, you know,
she couldn't be more pleased. But it's stranger. Like a
lot of people you run into that have got kids,
parents I call them, they don't seem to like their kids. Well,
I know what you say, they're certainly very very very
happy to have them go back to school. They're so
happy to have them back at school that you wonder

(05:30):
why they've got kids. I know why, because everyone gets
tricked into having kids. Yes, you have them kids.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
I'll be honest, You're the first person I've ever spoken
to that is like, I love having them at home.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yeah, over the school.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
It's seriously the first person.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
And to be fear her, I've only got one, so probably, yes,
that makes it easier.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I've got to We met with my girls that by
the end of the Christmas holidays, I was pretty happy.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
But it was in the sense that you were happy
to should they were going back.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yes, yeah, because you know, three girls yapping away all day,
it's quite tiring.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
You were saying. If it was three boys, that would
have been fine.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Because they just boys just smack the crap out of
each other and you leave them to it. Girls tend
to want to have conversations, you.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Know what I mean, and you don't want to talk.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
No, I don't want to talk. I do enough of
that on the radio.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
My biggest issue, actually, I mean I actually did have
I did it. Love having them around, but it interfered
with my love making opportunities. Sure, you know what I mean.
When there's kids around all the time, and I'd say, oh,
maybe we could drop the kids off somewhere, Darling. And
you know, I have a little moment for ourselves, Cooney.

(06:37):
When I say a moment for ourselves, I mean vigorous
love making.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
We get it. Yeah, it's interesting because how does it
make you feel, though, Meggie, when you know you've spent
all summer with your daughter Mogi Manogi, and then she
gets to school and is so stoked to be rid
of you and back with her friends.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Well, it's because it's that very reason, isn't it. She
gets to see all those all those people that she
misses so much, all her buds. So I totally understand
that I don't feel like, you know, she hates me
or anything. She set me down today and she just
said that she doesn't really feel like she's intellectually challenged
with having me around. Okay, So when we walked through
the gate today and you know, she ran into her

(07:16):
best mates, which was the principal teacher, you know, the
principal and the science teacher and the maths teacher like
the fickers thieves, those three and they have some really
great yarn. So it was nice for her to get
back in there and have sort of big chats about
you know, the world, wild issues.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, great stuff.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
And does she admit that you're who dead or does
she hate you know what I mean? Does she go
this is my this is yah. She's very proud of
me and everything I do. Like she doesn't think radio
is a joker in them.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
No, she does the achievement my dad is you know,
he's best act in some year whatever it was, ok,
twenty nineteen.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
He's been a long time ago.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
He's a bit of a deer brain. But I love him. Yeah,
you know that's what my kids say about me.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
He's out saving lives on the radio. Interested to know
what people well thank three four eight three. What is
the best thing about having your kids back at school?
If anything? And also I'd be interested to know if
there's anyone out there who's like Mogi and actually loves
having their kids at home or is he the only one?

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Unlikely? But eleven weeks that's pretty upsy.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
Oh it's a long time man.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
That is a lie issue.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Up the hold Aiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodak
is indeed.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Mus there on the radio ho Donkey Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is four to twenty seven and
keyzy do we have a new competition running?

Speaker 5 (08:36):
We sure do.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Jace, what's this radio Hoaky bar tab?

Speaker 5 (08:47):
That's right, it is called the radio Hdacky.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
Bar tab bah you know like ba yeah, like a
sheet Okay, just making sure we're celebrating National Lamb Day,
which is February fifteenth, with our very own Huducky bar
tab cool.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
All you have to do is listen to Hdarky of course,
and when you hear this.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
After the sheet is a radio Holdy bartab.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Call Now it's a razor chop win a meatpack and
one hundred bucks to help him fire up your barbecue
for National Lamb Day this Sunday.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Oh wait, hundred hoadaki that's right. So when you hear that,
you give us a call eight hundred hodarchy people have
already done it, yes, And then you get yourself in
the drawer for as they said, one hundred dollars cash
and a beef and lamb New Zealand meatpack. Every single
day we're giving these away. How good, We'll put a
few people in the drawer. So yeah, if you want
to call now eight hundred HADARKI we can do a
run through so that we're all across at.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
The Okay, yes, that sounds good. What's what's in the meatpack?
Like lamb and stuff? Like a rack of lamb is
a half side sausages?

Speaker 6 (09:57):
Blam?

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Just reading here, I assume there'd be some lamb chops.
It must be probably some saucys.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
I can't remember, sincerely the last time I had a chop.
I used to eat them all the time, and I
can't remember the last time I had a bit of lamb.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
There just but that's when you're really living it up.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Tell you what lamb shank slow cooked lamb shank with
a nice creamy sort of potato mashed potato on the side.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
There a little bit of tomato sauce there, you know,
a little bit of lemon zest wood crack.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
What should we go to the lines there, fellas and
just see who's ken to get themselves in the drawer
for a meat packing a hundred bucks cash?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Okay, sure, who are we going to the came mad Basard?
How's life?

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Yeah? Good, Jason, Mad Basad?

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Not bad?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Mate yourself?

Speaker 6 (10:52):
Yea goods get to it.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Already. Is it good? Long week in there? Cam?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh, beautiful long weekend, fell I've had my birthday yesterday.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Are you the birthday boy?

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Man?

Speaker 6 (11:03):
How old are we talking there, big dog?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Twenty seventhdays?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
I'm pushing fifty, but yeah, right, twenty seven man for
hour old?

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Yeah, only a couple of years younger than Jay.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
True, we're very twenty seven is a very good age.
You're the same generation as Jace.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Cam.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Hey, what do you do for a crass by the
way man and Chippy? All right, Cam's here's how it's
going to work.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Mate.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
You keep your phone on and at some point before
the end of the show, we could be calling you
with that cash and that meet.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
All right, Oh yeah that sounds good, fellas.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
I love a bit of that, mate.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah, keep your phone on, brother, you could be hearing
from us. So let's go to another call on the Jace.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
I can't read that. Caine, Oh, Caine, good a cane?
You have Bassarid. How's life? It's life, bloody, brilliant, excellent.
What do you do for a crust Cane? I'm still doing.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Volunteer work.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Oh your phone, well, Cain, same story for you, mate.
You keep your phone on and we could be calling
you in a couple of hours time with one hundred
bucks cash and a meat packer.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Right.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
Oh, I'm looking forward to your meat mate.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Thank you, bloody rappercane and one more get a Jamie.
How you going man?

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Good mate, you're good? Yeah, good things, Jamie. Good long
week in the big failure, not.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Fair, nota beneficient? Hell?

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Did you catch anything? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:27):
What name of wat?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Okay, you're good.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
What about a new waves?

Speaker 8 (12:31):
She got a twenty?

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah? I got one of those this weekend to let
him go? Did you put them back into the ocean?
Damn it. I should have taken a phone because you
guys believe I actually catch fish.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Hey, Jamie, same for you, mate, Keep your phone on.
We could be calling you in the next couple of
hours with a hundred bucks cash and a meat packer.
Right beautiful Off the line. There, don't forget far up
your barbecue for National LAMB Day February fifteenth. You can
find out more at National Lamb Day dot co dot
m Z feelers.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
I'm really excited. This is so good man the.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in on radio.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
You read.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Chili Peppers. Here on the radio, hold Arky Big show,
this glorious Monday afternoon. The time is exactly four forty one.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Fellas, It's time for a brand new segment. It's important
to stay topical. It's important to keep people up to date.
That is what we are here to do on radio.
And with that in mind, here is my segment. What's
happening in Old Italy at the old Winter Olympics? There
with me Keezy chow bella honey day, Sorry about stigma. Yeah,

(13:50):
this is a brand new segment, fellas. And as I say,
you know we are on the radio. People can't turn
to us for up to date information. The Winter Olympics
are on right now, you joke, and we will be
keeping people abreast.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Are you serious of what's.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Happening over it?

Speaker 6 (14:03):
What do you mean? Am I serious?

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Years said?

Speaker 6 (14:06):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (14:07):
The Winter Olympics are on now?

Speaker 5 (14:09):
They're on right now?

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Did you not know that? Jas? What did you think
was happening when we were doing those voices?

Speaker 4 (14:16):
I to be honest with your fellows, I wasn't really
paying attention. I was just you know, moving my mouth
and going are even batie? I don't even know why.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
I just want people to know that the reason why
I said today is because Spain also participate in the Olympics.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Okay, yeah, why don't you do any of the other nations?

Speaker 6 (14:37):
We ran out of time, that's the thing to be sure,
to be sure.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
So yeah, this segment's going to keep everyone up today
with what's happening at the Winter Olympics. And you know
it's been going for a few days now, Jason has it?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Where is it?

Speaker 6 (14:51):
I'll be completely honest with you. I was sitting down
at home there doing I don't know what, and then
looking at my phone probably, and then it must have
come up in my feed that the Winter Olympics was on.
I had zero idea that it was happening, that it
was coming, or that it was on at all.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I had a faint glimmering in the back of my
brain that it might be on, but no, I think
that's a tumor. Hey, Keezy, what where can we watch
the Winter Olympics?

Speaker 6 (15:21):
I don't know, probably Sky, Yeah, I think Sky. And yeah,
because we went to put it on because I thought,
you know what, this is the sort of thing that
inspires the generation. I'm going to put this on for
Moggi Manogi, Yes, but of course it's behind a paywall,
so she doesn't get to watch that ship.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Well, surely her dad, who's doing very well, would subscribe.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
No, I wait for the there's nothing on it, man,
there's just the Winter Olympics T twenty World caps on. Apparently.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Suppose I'm having issues with my skybox at.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
The moment it's not plugged in. Did you plug it
into the wall? Viel you're going to extensionally go back
to your house.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I'm gonna have to look into that.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Ex Hey fellas, Yes, So the reason I invented this segment?

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Did you invent it again?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (16:07):
What is?

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Did you invent the Winter Olympics?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
The Winter Olympics? I invented the segment, and I'm playing
this thing again. We can start from the top, and
I'm gonna tell you what's happening at the Winter Olympics.
Here we go, what's happening in old Italy at the
old Winter Olympics? There with me.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Keezy Chao Bella under the.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Obviously it must be it must be winter over there.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
Obviously it's weird because down here, apparently summer.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
It always freaks me out how that works. So do
they get snow in Italy? Because I've never been there.
I know you fellers have, I simply must at some.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Point they do, mostly on the mountains. On the mountains
for example the Winter Olympics, mate are in Milano. Cortina,
Oh Courtina, blue Cortina, not a Ford Courteina Blue Cortina. Anyway,
the point of this, the point of the segment, just
keep everyone abreast and what's happening for New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
The winter breast?

Speaker 6 (17:06):
And I will say that keasy. The only thing people
care about is how New Zealand is going. They don't
care about something else. So how we going nothing to report?
We're not competing, We're not in it at all?

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Well, no we are. I mean, you know we had
a few of the blokes in the big air finals
didn't really deliver as much as they'd want to. A
few also have been you know, got through to the finals.
So no medals have yet.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
I did see one lady fell down the hill? Who
was that?

Speaker 8 (17:28):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (17:28):
That was the was it the legend of the bloody
what's the name again?

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Old?

Speaker 6 (17:33):
I don't know, man, this is your segment?

Speaker 5 (17:36):
What's your name again?

Speaker 6 (17:37):
Jas?

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Who the lady that fell down the old thing there
that Mogy's asking on the spot, Jill is that Jill
is old?

Speaker 9 (17:45):
Jill?

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Actually, pack Son, can you make us say Winter Olympics
medal table sting?

Speaker 5 (17:51):
No, hang on, this is what this segment is for.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
You know when a sting for that separate from them.
There's literally what from the initial sting two stings?

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Jayce's serious. Yeah, So anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed
my seedward.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
That was really good. You gotta get that again tomorrow. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yeah, every day while they Winter Olympics are on, obviously
other than Saturday and Sunday.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Here's lamnop.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Don't wrap it up just like that.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarki.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Kings of Leon. There on the radio, hold Arky Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is four point fifty two.
Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Linogue.

Speaker 9 (18:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:40):
Good a fellas hey last night on Netflix? So I
watched the Ripe Okay, Starry, Matt Damon and Bennick Click
and there are a couple of coppers.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Is it the new one where they get a cut
of the profits.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Yes, that's right, that's the one that Jay's watched last week.
How much? How many buzzies there five? Did you give it?

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Jo? Two buzzies? I think, yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
So it's it's a lot smaller scale than I was anticipating.
It's pretty much one location. There's some dirty cops around
Kezy and a cartowl has hidden some money in the house.
They go into the house to recover. It's more than
they were expecting. And you know, are some of the

(19:21):
cops one of the cops, all of the cops trying
to steal this money? And is anybody safe? And Jason,
would this be a fair question? Can anybody be trusted
as anybody?

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (19:31):
They appeared to be.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
There were suspicions all over the place, the shop, it
was dense with paranoia.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
Kezy, it really was, and it's it's garbage, but it's
perfectly I would give it two and a half, I think, Jake,
except for the fact that what really ruined it for
me was towards the end they went and sat on
the beach and looked at a sunset, and that just
about knocked all the start that all the busies off
got as nearly a zero busy just for that. But

(19:59):
what I did like it was that they've created a
new production company where all of the crew get a
cut of the back end, so if it goes well. Normally,
what happens is if you're a crew member, you work
on a film, you get paid, that's it, but there
is a percentage of back end. If the film is
in profit. Generally that money goes to the producer, the investors,

(20:20):
and certain key cast but it would never go to
the gaff of the lighting guys, the grips or any
of those sorts of people. They've done it so that
when it hits certain targets, money would be paid out
to the crew, which is bloody good and they're going
to continue doing that moving forward. First time that Netflix
has ever done that. That is great.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Just letting you know that. When you said gaffer, I
pictured a roll of tape, and when you said grips,
I pictured some handlebar grips on a bicycle.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
That's good stuff. Yeaht gaffer is the head of the
lighting team and he works with the director of photography,
and the grip is a person in charge of the
making sure that the camera moves safely so it might
be on track or whatever it might be.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
But yeah, tell us, I've got nothing to offer on
the TV front. I've moved into an apartment. We couldn't
get our TV working. All right, Well, it's a smart TV,
absolute debacle.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
It's probably gonna smart.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
You've got a smart TV and a dumb human and
they don't really interface.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
They don't you need a You need a connecting chord
for them?

Speaker 5 (21:25):
Yeah yah, yeah, where do you plug that in?

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Jason?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Well the good points?

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you software update. So my wife and
I currently watch. It comes out once a week and
it's on TV's in plus the Amazing Race Australia Celebrity.
We're really enjoying it. It's great that travel the world.
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
Recommend.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
They've got a duo of Brendan Favola form a f
L play and his eighteen year old daughter. Great duo, right,
really good watching. He's super well known over and Aussie
and he's one of the core casting. I think like
he's one of the ones. And my wife and I
have this theory because every now and then you get
to the end of the episode and it's like you
were the last to arrive. You are eliminated. And we

(22:03):
had this theory like, I don't think because they were
coming last, and we were like, there's no way they're
going to eliminate those two. They're way too important, right,
And it was the first non elimination challenge, and we
were kind of like, I wonder. Having worked in TV
for a while, I was like, I reckon, they make
the call on the fly and go, oh no, we
can't lose old FEV and his daughter. Yeah, I don't reckon,

(22:26):
make this one a non elimination. Then Bo, the host
just goes okay, sweet, and then goes, hey, fortunately for you.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
This is a non elimination, right.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Whereas if it was some like unknown or lesser talent, yes,
people that weren't as good as speaking, yes, I reckon
they would have been eliminated.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
But I have no idea I would say that's probably
true because it's not like it's ruled by honor. It's
ruled by ratings. That's why we can't get rid of
all the interests in people and be left with the dullards.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
And there was the thing I was like, oh, man,
I hope they don't get eliminated because I want these
people to get eliminated because they aren't contributing. Yes, that
was my theory. We googled it. It was like no, no,
I trust us, rest assured it's legit.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
And I came away from that being like, no, that's
not true. But who knows?

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Fellers great stuff? How many buzzies, Keezy?

Speaker 5 (23:08):
I give amazing Race Australia for Reality TV three point
eight busies.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
Out of four.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Not bad. Hey, coming up after five, I need to
chat to you fellas about my house warming. Yeah, just
sort it out, what you want, what you need, all
that sort of stuff. That's after five.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
The Wholdiching Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Welcome back your messive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Monday afternoon.
You are in fac listening to the Big Joe brought
to you by rebigear.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Crafted, Big Is loaded fries and gourmet eats that will
change the game.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Just on that front. By the way, fellas, any new
stings from Pakistan on the Reburger front.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Let me just have a look here. Okay, disappointing thing
as I don't think we've had a new one for
about not three weeks.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yes, a while.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Yeah, I'm sorry. He's just said here that he's made one.
Do you want to hear it?

Speaker 8 (24:11):
All?

Speaker 6 (24:11):
Right? Here?

Speaker 7 (24:11):
It is.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Scrumedly obtious.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
What do we think? I don't know. I feel like
I've heard that one before.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Yeah, I mean that's a repeat there.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Okay, what about this one?

Speaker 6 (24:31):
That's good?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Happy?

Speaker 6 (24:34):
It makes us pugs.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah, man, it's made my day, pugs, it really has.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Thank you for that man, literally doing your job probably
made Jesus day. Isn't it.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
So good?

Speaker 4 (24:45):
How you know? Listen, fellas, I want to talk to
you a little bit later on maybe up next, about
your shirt about well, yeah, we've talked about the ship
many times.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Which one is this one?

Speaker 5 (24:57):
Sort of like a water lily thing? Yes, yes, there's
a burden there somewhere. I'm sure there is anyway.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
But I want to talk about because I'm really excited
about that's getting you fellows over for dinner. Just what
your sort of expectations are, et cetera, et cetera. But
in the meantime, here's the applic Monkeys the Hiarchy.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in and
four on radio.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Who Fighters there on the Radio Darchy Big show this
Monday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes past five o'clock.
And as the people probably know by now, I moved
over the last week into an apartment in town. Very
exciting it is too, must have walked over thirty k
my wife and I just cruising around the place. Last
night was, in fact the first night we cooked something

(25:41):
in the actual apartment. We've been there for five nights.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
It was the stove kind of like the TV. You
couldn't work it out.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Actually, it's a very fancy stove. And there's been some
top celebrity chefs that have lived in this particular apartment.
So she's a big gas bastard with all sorts of
stuff going on. Took us a while to figure out
how to turn it on.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
How many things can they be going on? You've got
to turn the dial and push it down.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Yeah, but it didn't do that. It wouldn't work make
you wouldn't ignite. But there's a little switch on the
inside that you have to push down, which we didn't.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
But anyway, oven chats, sorry Jase, before we do get underway.
Here is this like life in the big city?

Speaker 6 (26:19):
Chat?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
I guess so.

Speaker 6 (26:25):
With yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Now, obviously I feel terrible, fellas. I haven't had you
over to my place for dinner yet, so I'm thinking
of having I'm thinking of having a really nice housewarming
at my apartment and inviting you fellows over.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
And I don't want to hear it. You said you
were going to do that at your old house.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
You didn't do it.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
And then you said before we went away for Christmas
that you were going to have before we came back
on here, that we'd have like a meet up at
your mother in law's place or something like that. Yeah,
I put it in my calendar that day went by.
Nothing from you.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Okay, well, let's just can it then?

Speaker 5 (26:58):
No, obviously that can in nong Obviously, I mean, obviously
I want to come over to your house. This is
the issue, is that we all want to come to
your house.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Well, I'm thinking within the next there's a few things
we need to get. You know, we've got about fifty
pictures to hang up. You know, it's a bit of
a nightmare scenario. Actually, might get your wife over for that, Maggie.
She's very good with the artast the wall. That's what
they're doing.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
I mean, what I what I did was is. I
got a man, and so I just put them up,
hit them put up by him because I knew otherwise
I just sit on the floor.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Good stuff.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
Her fault fault.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Well, I'm thinking of having you over for a nice
downer and your partners. Of course, I've already pre ordered
some portmants.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Right, you don't need to fit Okay, two things? We
don't need porkmants.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Well, yes we do.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
You're coming on a special occasion.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I want you to feel special. Man. No, hang on,
I'm thinking like a big bowl of portmants for keysy.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
I just need to just quickly. I don't have to
eat only porkmants.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Can I have some like bouga or peanuts or something.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Well, this is the thing that I was wanting to
ask you about actually make because I'm not sure anything
special you know, any requirements you have. I've obviously got
a couple of tubs of tofu for pugs. Yeah, I'm
not going to but I've got a couple of tubs.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Another thing just on, it's on my mind. You don't
have to pre order porkmins.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Well, this is premium portments, not supermarkets pre ordered.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
So the pig currently is alive. It has no idea.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Correct, it's going to be slaughtered on the day that
they mint it. And you come over. Anything else, fell
is there any I mean drinks obviously, Magi, you're not
you don't require anything.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
I'm on the wagon. So I'll just have a nice
cup of tea and you'll have one of your famous
coffees if that's all good, man. I might have a
nice espresso after dinner.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Well, I'm running a stove top at the moment if.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
You don't know espresso, So if you can sort that out, okay, yes, keys,
you can bring your own person.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
I'm not paying for you any sort of any allergies
or anything like that that I need to be aware.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
At the actual up somewhere and it's like shit chairs,
Oh man, I'm going to go to the toilet. I
I feel yeah, I just have to get out of there.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
You might have to take a couple of antih histamy.
It's because it is Hody Jay's house.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Well, the good news this is a couple of toilets.
What about music? What kind of o beyond? Do we
want to run here? I fell us, we want to
funky and fun? Do we want to chill, sort of relax.
What's the vibe that I'm going for?

Speaker 5 (29:16):
I reckon, we just sort of put on night show.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Yeah, yeah, but I'm wanting it to be a good evening.
I'm wanting it to be fun.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
You say that the whole night show is not fun?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Yes, okay?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
But about this? How about this?

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Right?

Speaker 6 (29:31):
How about this? Hear me out?

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Why don't we set it up as a competition that
listeners can come to as well.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
So, and like, not I'm not being stupid here, ja, Like,
I'm not taking the piss here, but like, just maybe
a couple of peers of friends can have a dinner
party at Haughty J's with the Fellers for the big
Haughty j Flat woman, and like you say, you text
in on three four eight three who you'd like to
bring and what you could bring to to add to
the party vibe. Okay, and then maybe we could pick
like three duos to come.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Yeah, winners in like July or something like that.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
It's a good idea because Joe's, when is the last
time you had at dinner Patty?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
A long time?

Speaker 6 (30:09):
That's right. I'm worried that I'm going to turn up.
You're completely out of practice and it's going to be terrible.
I think you should get some listeners along for a
few times, and then once you've sort of got the
run of how things should go, then on be willing
to come over. But I don't want your practicing on me.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Three four eight three Would you like to come? What
will you offer? Let us know ify text the daw
for a fifty dollars rebig about you?

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Okay, so it's a competition, now is it?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Hod Ikey Blind Melon. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty three minutes
past five o'clock. We're talking to me having a housewarming
party for the fellows.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
That's right to your new apartment in the city. Jake
with Ady j.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
We've discussed food also. You guys don't want sort of
cheesers and crackers and sort of breads and depths before
we start.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Them a meal?

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Do you? Yes?

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Please? Lots of different cheeses. I mean I won't eat them,
but I just like seeing them.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
It's just like, yeah, this is the thing. Because you
buy a platter of cheeses and cold meat.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
A pre prepared platter.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Well, no, you don't buy the platter. You buy all
the cheeses and the meats and your pickles, et cetera.
Then no one eats it and you've got like ten
blocks of cheese, and yeah, yeah, I suppose. So I
know this is I just want it to be a
very special night. So I thought you could maybe make
a bit of an effort on the clothing front, maybe
make it quite formal. I'm not talking ball gowns, but

(31:34):
I'm talking I want I want you all to make
an effort. Maybe some nice casual sort of suit sort of.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Looks well, why don't we say smart casual.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Yeah, smart casual, sort of the stuff.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
That Mogy's gone out and bought recently. So yeah, nice stuff, and.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
You're already their slacks. Just maybe don't wear the sandals.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Yeah, definitely not the sandals off. Yeah, all right here,
smart casual, and don't forget three four eight three tixt
and you know what you'd potentially bring to the Hardy
J Housewarming? And what did we agree on? Was it
five duos can come along for the official Hardy J Housewarming? Yes,
so three four eight three get stuck in the every
text in the draw for a fifty reburg avoucher and
some good stuff coming through. For example, Orn down there

(32:16):
in Christis has already named your house. Have you heard
of the word? They're saying that the whiz Palace need
to go to the whiz Palace. Have you heard of
that before?

Speaker 4 (32:25):
I think I have.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Actually now imagine that fused with this jew, wizz and
jazz the jizz Palace. Come on, man, So the apartment
is now known as the jezz Palace.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
This one happens at Where's Palace or jizz Palace.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Cheers Jez, because that's your nickname.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
My wife will love that.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Someone here has offered to bring their cat to play
with Jizz your cat.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Actually, that's a really fair point. She's not having a
good time. She's lonely. She's lonely.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Lonely.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Well, she doesn't get to go outside and catch skinks
and stuff. Oh, she's not an outside heartbroken yeah heart
bro yea yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
Do you take her for a walk on a leash?

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Well, my daughter is actually contemplating that, and I said,
you are not taking your cat for a walk.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
You got to do it. We're doing that at the
moment for hours because they hasn't had it shots, you see,
so you're going to take it out on a lead.
They love it, man, It's better than being stuck inside
all day. Okay, I know it's embarrassing though. Yeah, it
is really embarrassing me. I think you're mad.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yes, one about this one from John good Fellas, John
from Fielding keen to come to Jason's big bash with
my mate being. What we can bring is an if
and good attitude.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yeah right, yeah, okay, Well that might make you feel
more relaxed, Mogie, knowing that there's other backbones here and
not my painful small talk.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
He sounds like a liar that I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
True.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Dinner at Hoidy, j Danna wants to bring her husband's
natural wit and charm. I like the sound.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Yes, okay, yeah, good.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Anyone, by the way, just out of just a side note,
anyone mentioning Keys's meat petty nibs automatically disqualified? Someone here
to bring some nose kai what's that?

Speaker 6 (34:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Okay, I think I've got the gist of that. That
sounds good. That's a party.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
Be careful about the time into that. That can ruin
a meal.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Yeah, no, true, I.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Still don't even know what it is.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
OK.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
I was wondering too, if perhaps your wife could be
in charge of desserts. Man, what do you want to
make like a couple of a couple of cakes? Oh yeah,
maybe Maggie your you guys can bring a few salads.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Oh no, Robbie says here, I'd love to come to Jason.
I'll bring brandy snaps, some rubber bands and a Celine
Dion record that sounds like a good night.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
Look.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Three four eight three. People are very very, very very
keen to.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
Be Now, there's a good idea here, causey I don't
know if you're saving this one. But somebody here that
says they've got absolutely no interest in coming along whatsoever,
which I agree with. I'm sort of on their side,
but requesting that it be live stream.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
We should, Hey, yeah, we should, Jace, you've only just
figured out how to make the TV of the oven
work alone. Looking up a live.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Stre Wow, I'll get pugs. I wanted the pugs come
over in the weekend, actually, but he turned me down.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Yeah yeah, well look three four eight three, Kip the
ticks coming? Are you interested? What will you bring? And
we will be drawing. I guess those names in July?
What not tomorrow for flat warming?

Speaker 6 (35:24):
This weekend? Can't wait?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
The Hiarchy Big show was Jace, Mike and Kezy tune.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
In on radio smashing pumpkins. There on the radio, hold
Arkey big show this Monday afternoon. The time is five
thirty six. Now did I hear the rebig gear sting there? Keezy?

Speaker 5 (35:47):
You certainly did. Jase. If you hear this, yuh play
at any point during a song here on Hoducky, you
give us a call straight away on eight hundred Hoduky
and you can win yourself a fifty dollars Reburg avoucher.
What is exactly what Chris did?

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Yes? Good? Chris? Your mad Barseid?

Speaker 6 (36:02):
How's life not too bad?

Speaker 5 (36:03):
How do you?

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Yeah? Good?

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Thanks?

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Make good? Long week in there, Chris.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Beautiful, long weekend.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Hit it up to the Hawk's bay, got my hitting.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Home, got my boy in the back.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
He's a what's that little back bones name?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
What's your backbone name?

Speaker 6 (36:21):
As Harvey? What do you do for a cruft Harvey?

Speaker 4 (36:27):
He goes hey, tell me Mogie was talking earlier in
the show. There Chris, his daughter's gone back to school today.
When did Harvey go back. He went back.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
He's at private school.

Speaker 8 (36:38):
He went back a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
So we've been kids three right, Okay, Yeah, you were
saying off here, Chris, that Harvey's a he's a bit
of a pain of the ass over the holidays.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Either a wonderful little man.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Come hey, all right, let's get to the question here.
Just to make sure that you're legit there, Chris.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Yeah, so just checking, you know, ai man. Question Chris,
what do you do for a crust?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
I work as an IT architect, I T architect.

Speaker 6 (37:11):
We actually need Jason needs to talk to someone like you.
Do you know how to make a TV with.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
The flat warming? Jake?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Yeah, sweet man, Sweet Chris, I want everyone to know
I've got it working now. It took me five minutes.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Good for you, Jason.

Speaker 9 (37:26):
Chris.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Another question here, man, what's for tea.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Tonight?

Speaker 5 (37:30):
We're having some barbecue sausages?

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Give it up? Oh yeah, how good? Good?

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Chris from Wellington? How often do you floss?

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Uh? Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, good good good.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
That's never. But Harvey's listening. He doesn't want to say it.
What color are your underes?

Speaker 7 (37:50):
There?

Speaker 9 (37:50):
Chris, don't take your off the road man, are nice engine? Yeah,
like a just like a fire engine. Make you good
work man?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Final wish to have some fire engine und these key Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:10):
I had fire engine under hose on the front. Yeah,
I had a hose on the front. Had a hydrant
on the front there. Final question there Cris from Wellington.
What's your deepest fear mate? Turn off and heaven to
go the long way home?

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Well, good on your cressy, your backbone. You stay on
the line and old punk sand and Studio B will
sort you out with that voucher.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
All right, good work mate.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
There's nothing worse missing a turn off as there when
you're on the motorway. It's like it can be a
real night here sometimes and the backtrack around again.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
I don't think I've ever done it. I have.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
I think I've done it fairly recently as well. I
was either listening or running my yap something like that.
I can't remember which one it was.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Tell you the last time I did it was when
we had our golf day out at wind Ross. Wind Ross. Yeah,
And it happened so quickly and I went, oh baba,
I wasn't concentrating to take all the way into town
and then now I.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
Remember that that was a nightmare.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Actually, did you do it recently? Did you miss a
turn off recently with your wife? Because I was talking
to the other day she's saying something about you being
a massive turn off or something.

Speaker 6 (39:15):
Was that what you're talking about?

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Come on, zy, what's a genuine question.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
When did he say that to you on the phone?

Speaker 5 (39:24):
She called me in Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
There's a d C the Hdarchy Big Show week days
from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
The Black Key's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is five forty seven and
we have old puck Son in this area. It's kid fellas.
How are you?

Speaker 6 (39:46):
It's quite funny, isn't it? Like making your own sting?

Speaker 4 (39:49):
It was very self absorbed.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
The worst part was and I don't know one asked
you to do it?

Speaker 6 (39:54):
No, No, I should have got Jase to do it.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
Well.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
The worst part of it is actually is that all
the other string have fallen by the wayside because you're
spending all your time making Pug sound stings.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
It's Pugsune.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
He likes me to play it more than once too.
I'm signaling, hey, guys, listen the reason we've got Pugs
in is because on Thursday last week, Lane Way, which
is the giant music festival, was on in Auckland now
fully coming clean. It was pretty probably pretty obvious Pugs
and Dilly, our social media chain, Dylan and James otherwise

(40:29):
known as they were. Basically they convinced the manager here like, hey,
can we go along to Lane Way. We'll take sort
of media passes or something. Yeah, we will by going
to this festival, we will document it, we will put
lots of social media up and it will justify us
not being here for the day. And I think it's great,
you know, like sure absolutely, you know, if you're going
to go out there and make it sing on social

(40:50):
media they're on Hodaki, you know, online, then I.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Think it's a good trade off. Absolutely. I don't just
need a little bit of a break as well, because
you guys are starting to get pretty around.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
I was a fuming about our big buddy straight up
about it.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
I'm sorry, man, Pugs. Do you think you and Dilly
did a good job and sort of you know, essentially
paid your way in terms of the output you guys
were doing.

Speaker 7 (41:12):
So if I can just say, first we were offered
a review ticket. So Dylan and I were offered a
ticket to go and go to Laneway and review, get
a ticket and review, and is there a review?

Speaker 4 (41:24):
There is a review. It's up now on dot co
dot nz. We prepared last night. Well not really, I'm
not really that interested in it.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Well no, Jase, it's not for you, man, you know
is if you want jas but you don't, So that's fine.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
I'm going to waste my time with that sort of stuff.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
I've read it. Man, it's not for you. Okay, so
you wrote you wrote a review there, pugs. Also part
of the deal was probably that you're going to promote
Laneway and show off how.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
Good it is.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
No, that wasn't part of the deal. Everything that we
did was sort of an addition to that review.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Right, okay, yeah, okay, So uploading social content and stuff
wasn't part of the deal.

Speaker 7 (41:58):
I mean, you know, we said to the boss that
we make me out of it, but that was sort
of on our own, off our own back, right, So
we wanted to do that for hold act the.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Social media guy going along. He didn't have to delivery socials.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
Oh, it just was.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
There wasn't a number disgust you know, we just thought
we'll just go off the back of it and we'll
just make it our own, right, you know.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
And yeah, yeah it also is assured Pugs. I'm just
trying to figure out the.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
Course how it'll work.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Absolutely, yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
So the social media guy Dilly, yeah, he did no
social media.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
We did a few things and Pugs did too. And
let's not forget Pugs's job was to chuck social on
our page. He put a video up of whittleg playing
and said where's at Hoidy? J That's pretty good stuff.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
That was because three years ago, Jay, so you did
a throbber and it was Whittle and it won two,
did ye?

Speaker 7 (42:43):
And we've just run that joke into the ground ever since.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
I thought it seemed appropriate.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Another photo is of pugsn and his winkle pick of shoes. Jason,
I think you described the mayors and a cha wallet
chain and it just said at call me Pugs at
Geese Band, New York City. So it's kind of like
a plug of his own profile, a photo of his
shoes and wallet chain.

Speaker 7 (43:04):
Sorry, Chris, what you've taken there is a screenshot screen video.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
I was in a video and that was a skit
where I.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Did the stupid It was funny.

Speaker 7 (43:12):
It was a stupid bit about you know, they're being
geese and the lake and they're going, where's geese? I
can't see the geese whereas the geese the band right.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
Right up on the stage. Just a little fun ones
Yeah yeah, did you right there on, Molly.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
That took weeks of planning.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
The next photo is a sort of a woman and
a leotard type footing leotard, and then the last one
is Pug's still at the party at the very end
with the question is anyone seeing big Dilly?

Speaker 6 (43:45):
So it's just anyone seen a big deal?

Speaker 7 (43:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (43:49):
Yeah, glass at the festival for the life of me.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Yeah, that is what it says.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
Now just I guess the question is, fellas, are we
happy with the output? Considered the day off?

Speaker 7 (44:00):
Just on the other one of the women in Ala
that was the band Wolf Allus, that was my favorite
band of the day. Really recommend you guys give them
a listen called Bloody Epics, So.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
We would call Wilf Fellas Wolf Wolf All Fellas Wolf Well.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Wolf Fellas. It's a good name.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
Sort of leads into me asking where the dilly was?

Speaker 5 (44:21):
You know, right, Okay, So, fellows, are we happy with
the output for the day off? And is it something
we've been happy to do in future?

Speaker 6 (44:30):
Look, I think the more time that pace can have,
you know, sort of out and about in the world,
I think the better for everyone. So that when he
is here, he's feeling, you know, full of beans. Obviously
not today, he looks, and tomorrow is going to be Tuesdays.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Even more depressed the cow it was literally last Thursday,
And as you pointed out, Margie, there's been a lot
of tension in the officers when we walk in and
bumping to our parts. And I think it's probably a
good thing that he got out of the studio for
a while and just cooled down a little bit.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
Is this because I didn't offer you one of my
bliss balls in the studio?

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Get out.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
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Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
I call welcome back your messive backbones. Hope your Monday's
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Speaker 5 (45:25):
Serving good times and good food, Dina or take away
Reburg here Today it's so good Pugs. That's a brand
new sting. By the way, bloody good. Do you know
what I'm having for dinner tonight, Phil?

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Yes, yes, I do.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Actually spent all day slow roasting the pork shoulder.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
How do you speak that? You just put it on?
Surely you're not doing anything after that?

Speaker 7 (45:47):
No?

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Literally, my wife did it. To be fair, we just
put it on the a and then walked away. Slow cooker.
Actually it's even slow roasting. It's just slow cooking.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Is there a liquid in there?

Speaker 6 (45:57):
Is there an easier meal to mate?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
No?

Speaker 6 (45:59):
No, it's great.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Are there a bit of liquid and the adjacent see
what she was doing? But I know there was garlic involved. Yes,
but we're making pork man balbuon. No pork balbons.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
Have you had a mensa at home? You're making your
own mints, Mogi.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Look, the problem is this is the kind of show
where oh Kezy makes.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
His own mints. Well, there's nothing wrong with that, key
He comes like a yeah, you're a mint connie. Honestly,
I'm not happy with the mints that they've got at
the supermarket, So you made your own.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
I used to live above a butcher shop, fellows. I
think i've told you this in the past, and I
was fascinated by the preparation of your meat, your minsas
your sausages, all that sort of stuff. Just to note
to all the punters out there, by the way, be
we're marinated meats.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
That's the old stuff. Yes, basically that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Like a marinate on it and she'll be sweet.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Airs.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
Is there ever a lamb mins.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Yes, there is. It's a much leaner meat, it is,
it is. Yes, whereas your port mints.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
What very about porkman's jay than I see you, mate?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
It is just very fatty.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Yes, yeah, you're right, it's delicious too. Anyway. Yeah, I'm
having bow buns. That's good ship.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Can you send me some pecks of those when you
make them? Can you put them on the chat? No,
you're not going to pull your pork, Okay.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
I'm gonna pull on. My wife will do it.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Your wife will pull your pork. Yeah, okay, stuff it
in a bun.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Green day, okay.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
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Hold Counterfinger.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday evening,
our fellows. I was reclining on my couch yesterday's Sunday afternoon.
Is this big city life, I suppose with me, with me,
with me?

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Why Jay, what are you saying?

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Man?

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Something about a couch.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
I was lying on my couch just just relaxing, and
all of a sudden, completely out of the blue and
at full tit, I heard this.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Sorry, that's the real biggest thing that's wrong on? Hang on,
it's this one here?

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Was it?

Speaker 6 (48:29):
Yummy Boys? Dja?

Speaker 4 (48:31):
It was said a bit like the Yummy Boys, and
I kid you not, it was about that loud and
I just leaped up and it was a dude just
with his you know, stereo system. Now I don't know
what he had, just pumping out the tunes and he
did that for about an hour and a half, just
just sat directly under my window and was just and
it was like that as well. It wasn't just one

(48:53):
sort of track or tune. It just jumped from different
forms of music.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
To other forms of any different genres as well. So
here we go again. Now, Pugs is a theory that
he was connected via bluetooth to the speaker and he

(49:21):
was actually just scrolling TikTok.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah, well that would makes sense to me.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
But was there people talking and then music, and then
people talking, and then he.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Was just literally sitting there with this stereo or whatever,
just sitting under the under the window, just playing tunes.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Was he on his phone?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Yeah? I think he did have a phone, so he
must have been scrolling.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
And so how much do you regret moving into the city.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
I love it, Yeah, I genuinely love it. It's fantastic
And I was the first night we stayed in our place.
Shocking sleep, terribly noisy lots, and there's always every night
some sort of horror of an argument going on.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
You know.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
I arrived back from our old place day and you
know there's two cop vans and about four cop cars
just outside the place and stuff.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
That is it when you called one one one because
you couldn't work out how to get your TV week.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Yeah, somebody, But seriously, it's great. But on the good
side of that, we have walked you know, thirty five
k probably nearly forty k, so interesting the weekend.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
The interesting thing is Jason, I don't do you know
Mogie who's on the Big show. Yes, so he recently
you had a small bird keeping him up in the morn. Yes,
it would go off at about four am or some
every day. Yeah, you've got fights, cops, people playing music.
Are you getting any sleep at all?

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Sleeping like a baby? Yeah, absolutely, sleeping like a baby, totally. Man, Okay,
it's great. Screwed, thanks man. How's your bird going? Did
you kill it?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
The Wold Aking Big Show with Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hold I can it.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Would have tooled a five up, fellas, this Monday evening,
what's this radio Hourahi bar tab?

Speaker 5 (51:15):
Let's write the hod Hockey Bar tab where you call
up and you could win meat and cash every single
day this week thanks to Beef and Lamb New Zealand.
And we're celebrating National Lamb Day, which is, of course
February fifteenth, fellas.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Oh is it?

Speaker 6 (51:32):
Yeah? Because it's always the way that it goes. It's
Valentine's Day, and then you get into the really good
holiday or you have then.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
You have like Auckland Anniversary weekend and then way tonguey
and then National Lamb Day.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Well, then Valentine's Day, National Lamb Day and then yeah,
fifteenth of March is Portmant's Day.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
No it isn't, Jason, everyone knows that's in September. Come on, man,
don't try to pull the wool over my eyes. So
earlier in the show there was a cue to call
three got through to us. Three people went in the
drawer to win call back from us with some cash
and a meat pack. Pugs has done a lucky dip
and it's time to call the winner. Now, fellas, how

(52:16):
exciting we're calling Cam?

Speaker 6 (52:17):
All right, came Lamma ding dong, good.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Jase you talk Jace Jo Will Winnie answer here?

Speaker 6 (52:27):
You can get a yelling kid.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
A came your mad? I was live no bed boys
on you mate?

Speaker 6 (52:36):
What do you doruss Man?

Speaker 4 (52:38):
I'm a mate. It feels like we've only just spoken,
not that long ago, Cam.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Yeah, it wasn't too long ago.

Speaker 6 (52:47):
Hoj Actually my mind hasn't wandered from you at all.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Man, good on you mate, Hey cam Man, do you
want our meat?

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (52:53):
I love your mate, Fellows mate, Well, the good news
is you've won the one hundred bucks cash and you've
also won a beer, beef and Lamb New Zealand meat pack.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Hey, when you prepare that meat? I want peck sent
through to our Instagram All right? Oh?

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Absolutely, Fellows tagged and all of it.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Get on your cam. So when you take photos of
your meat, send it straight to Hoidy j al right.
He loves it and that goes for anyone listening as well.
He loves it, all right, can will you hold the
line there, brother, and we'll give you the pugs there
and he'll send out that cash and that meat for
your right.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
You just might have You might have to wait to
bet their cam Pugs has got balls in his mouth
at the moment, so he might talk.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
About what has he got in his mouth?

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Balls?

Speaker 5 (53:42):
What kind of bulls?

Speaker 8 (53:43):
You know?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Those were lost ball bliss balls?

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Yeah, right, just for context for everyone's hey fellows, our
farmers and food producers keep this country going, so why
not raise a chop to them on National Lamb Day.
Dam that's good stuff. Don't forget listening out tomorrow for
your chance to win some cash and meat as well.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
Yeah, listen out tomorrow, is it?

Speaker 5 (54:05):
No, you'll be on the show tomorrow, but I'll still
be listening.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
No, no, but I'll be listening out.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Yeah, the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Well, there you go, your mad Barwards. That's a big
show down and dusted this Monday evening cheeze. I hope
you enjoyed it.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
Oh, I reckon. I won't be able to sleep if
you didn't.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
You're saying, I'll be freezing about it all the way home.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Hey, fellers, have you heard about the podcast outro?

Speaker 6 (54:40):
Man? What's today's clip? Oh?

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Yeah, it's going as content. Here's today's clip. Pugs is
giving me the signal, no, don't play it. He's forgotten it.
He's forgotten my pugs. Don't worry about it. Don't worry
about it. We're not going to do it. It's fine.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
That's a shame.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
That's fine.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
Do you just making a note of it?

Speaker 5 (54:59):
Made a note of it?

Speaker 6 (55:00):
Thanks man?

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 6 (55:05):
He's not here. Here it is.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
Here's a clip of today's podcast out trop.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Can I ask you what's happened to the duck.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Walter had to go?

Speaker 5 (55:14):
Where's he gone?

Speaker 4 (55:15):
We've got enough just on that. Yeah, he's in the apartment.
He's got his own little place. We do have a family,
mother duck and about six chicks, chicklings.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
Six chickens, also known as ducklings ducklings.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
I couldn't find the word there for a while, fellows.

Speaker 6 (55:37):
Six chucklings. That's what we're here for men totally.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
You want to hear more duck chat. Oh yeah, seven
thirty tonight that party comes out.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Give it a search, Mogi, your plans for the night please.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
I'm riding my push bike home, so just how careful
for look out for me on the roads there, don't
run me down? Okay? And then I don't know what
is good about old Grandma Sue going and there's not
very much. I've really enjoyed a company because now we
can start watching some things that I want to watch
some movies, one battle after another if that's something, and

(56:10):
that a Night of the Seven Kingdoms from I'm really
looking forward to a made of mine touch base with
me over the weekend. He said, it's brilliant, So I'm
looking forward to watching that.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
It is good. It is getting better too, Kezy. I
know that you're having.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Jas, I got a wander home, then go out and
eat something, wander back so good. Yeah, man gets good times. Hey,
now listen, make sure you check out the podcast, make
sure you check out the Instagram account until tomorrow, see
yup