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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the hood. I can break first with Keezy and Pugs.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's time to size.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
This is the biggest, biggest, the biggest, It's the biggest,
big show.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
With Jason Hoych Night Minogue and Good Morning New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
It is Monday, the twelfth of January twenty twenty six.
That sounds weird, doesn't it. Pugs, how are you feeling today? Man,
first first day back at radio Keezy.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Let me just say this, you sound good, thanks man,
I am well rested.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Pugs. You don't like shits get back. You had a
terrible sole. I know that for a fact.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I literally could not sleep and I drink the entire
night about screwing this up?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
How are you screwing it up? Out of curiosity? Was
it like technique wise with the boards there, or was
it your content or all of the above? Key right,
all of the above, Keezy.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
No, it was more just in a sense that I
just didn't have my stuff together and I was just
sloppy work. Yeah right, Okay, so you can expect it's
going to be real tight, real refined for the next
four hours.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Brother, what about that content is gonna be pretty shit hot.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Ah CAZy, I've been planning all summer long.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
That means he's got nothing, but hey, this show is
still gonna be absolutely excellent. It is Kezy and Pugs
Son for the rest of the week. If you do
need to get in touch, three four eight three is
the number, also, Pugs. Look, it's barely after six am.
It's the first radio shift of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Can we go into something real chill here and just
sort of ease into the year? Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Is this Nirvana?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
It's literally the exact opposite of what I asked for.
Pugs rock on Brother.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
We're off to a terrible start for the Hdarchy. Big
show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Is the Gorillas on the Hodarky Breakfast Monday Morning with
Keyzy and old pugsn and I'm to be ones Pugs.
This is the first proper radio we have done in
twenty twenty six. This is the This is kind of
how we're going to start the year, and this level
of quality is going to carry us through for the
rest of the year. All Right, So what I'm saying
is our content needs to be shit hot.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Chris, Can I just say I had a radio shift
yesterday on Hodaki.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
It was hot shit.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, so you've.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Come in rearing to go. That's good. It's nail this one.
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
This is breaking news. A Daneitan fish and chip shop
had an unlikely lock in over the weekend as a
stranded sea lion visited the store.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yes, so I thought, that's when you're going to jump in.
Ah no, you're reading this story. Sorry, yeah, do you
want to go again to it? Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, that like what I literally just said the whole
thing about we need to start strong.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, yeah, because this is going to be carry starting
so strong. I was like, how am I gonna Well,
I just I put the way it works pug.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, you know, yeah, I start basically, I see the
Deneten Fish and Chip shop had an unlikely locking over
the weekend as a stranded sea lion. Yeah, so I
thought you were going to jump in like that's okay.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I was being professional, like I've read the story. No,
you're good, You're good.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I just basically Dneedin Fish and Chip shop.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
They couldn't get out of the shop because the sea
lion walked in, walked in through the front door. Like
on its Well, actually, it probably didn't walk and open
the door. I think it probably flopped.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Get hey, guys, how if shoes off or flippers all good?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
You're right, probably sort of flopped in and then just
refused to leave and just sat on the door mat.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
They're large, aren't they? Are they the more aggressive ones?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I mean, I'm looking at the photo here. It's bloody
large and it's right in front of the front door there.
So it's not a baby or anything like this. Is
this bloke means business?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I could see why it went to the fish and
chip shop. As a sea lion. If you were going
to go to any store, yeah you get fish. Yeah
that's right, You're not going to go to Bunning's trade.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
A sea lion would order from a fish and chip shop?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
It would be like one snapper, scoop of chips, hot dog.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I was gonna say, curry roll, to be fair, curry roll,
get out of here.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Are huge on the curry roll?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Now you just been ridiculous, tell you what I mean.
It started rough, but we got there in the and
I think it's going to be a good year. Space hog.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
The hold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold iking you.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Two there on the Darkey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It is Monday Morning with Kezy and pugsn first radio
show back for yours truly in a moato, say Pugs,
it is humming along mate, doing a good job.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh thanks man, we're absolutely firing. Great texture and three
for eight three great show so far, fellas.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Really yeah yeah, wow, keep those ticks coming through. We
have got prizes galore, do we We don't know. I
don't think we do, do we?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
No.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'm sure we can rustle up some Reburger bouches or something.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
There'll be something around here.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I mean, I'm sure there's going to be a conflict
in the Sponsorship's there if you're giving away Reburger in
the morning? Keezy?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh is this not sponsored by Reburger?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't. I hate no comment.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Wait, so it's too early. You can't even say Reburger.
You look listen, man, every time you say it. Man,
we're losing weeks and weeks of sponsorship.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Here, right, Okay, okay, Well, one thing I would like
to sort of plug on the radio, if that's all
good with you. Pugs is my favorite band, well, one
of my favorite bands of all time. Number one band
for me is the Rolling Stones.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Number two.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
To be honest, listening wise, number one is probably this
Kiwi band, Fat Frede's Drop.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
A Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Every single year I get my sort of listening habits back.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I'm on Apple Music. I'm that one guy who has
Apple Music rather than Spotify.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Fat Freddy's Drop is always miles out in front and
in May they are performing their debut album based on
a true story from start to finish. They're going around
the country Aukland, Wellington and christ Church and Hodaki is
on board with it, which hopefully means we get free tickets.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
But I have been annoying the daylights out of prebs
to see if we can't get some sponsor tickets. Gone yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean I should just buy them, and I probably
still willow yeah, But come on.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
You're loaded, Pugs man. Just get some cash out, would you. However,
we've got a great offer right now. It's called four
Mates to Freddy's to win tickets to the show of
your choice for you and three mates text fat so
three four eight three You can get all the details
from the gigs page up at Hoducky dot co dot MZ.
Decide which one you'd like to go along to.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
But if you're.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Unsure which album is based on a true story? This
album I bought maybe like a week after it came
out and it has been on regular rotate.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
It features a couple of these tunes where do you Go?
Where do you Go? I can't help that's roading when
it comes down.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
That as a tune you actually give to be that
vinyl when you guys so graciously bought me that vinyl
player last year did we give you based on based
on a true sorry? And I listened to it maybe
once a week.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Hell yeah, I love it. So that's Roady from Fat
Freddy's Drop, and of course Wandering It is a tune
of course, the one that started it all. I kind
of music video as well. They're all working in the
fish and Chip shop, a whole lot of famous kiwis
come in. It's bloody good stuff. Fat Freddy's Drop pretending
in May per forming their groundbreaking album based on a

(07:24):
true story. You've got Awk, and you've got Wellington, You've
got christ Church. If you are keen to go to
any of those with three mates text fat to three
four eight three.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I did wonder why all the Texters were calling me fat.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
The hidiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike, and Keezy tune
in four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Lump Presidents of the USA on the hid Ikey Breakfast Show.
You've got Kezy and pugsun here not only with you
this morning, but also for the rest of the week.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Keezy, I got a possible PR issue that I need
to cover off with you.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yes, So essentially late last year, is.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
This sorry, just quickly, is this big show? Pr Is
it going to look bad for the show?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Potentially could look bad for the show?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Okay, more for me personally or rather professionally around the office.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh well, I'm not too fazed.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
In sweet shoul we just call it there, no tell
you tell me about it.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
It's just like if it's going to make Jason look
bad or Mike or me, you know're.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Going to love it.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
So essentially late last year, you might have seen a
few of the items that hang around.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
The acc area in the studio. There are essentially six toys.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
There are a lot of six toys in there. One
of them like there's a giant purple Fellus.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
There's a couple of foullye Actually, this was like it
always freaks me out because at one point was on
the back of the door and you walk and you
close the door and almost get slapped in the face
of this giant purple And they're throwing them around all
the time.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
They've got like sponsorship segments and stuff where they're just
buffing them around the office.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Juvenile. Really, it's an hr nightmare.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
But there is another toy in there that doesn't resemble
a Fellus, but resembles another human body part that sits
around in the studio.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Okay, now I have thoroughly gone over.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
You have visually all of these six toys. Yea, there
is one in particular which is frightening. It is it
is of and I'm just describing it purely so that
the audience gets an idea.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Cover your ears, kids in the car, et cter, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yep, you're allowed to say this word at school a
mouth ah exactly.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
So that's been sitting in the ACEC studio, just sort
of tucked around the corner of the heir. Now, late
last year, I remember a conversation that I had with
g Lane head of the ACC where I made a
joke and I said, ah, you're going to come back
from the holidays man, and that that thing's going to
be missing, and lying that I was going to take
it home secretly over the holidays for personal use.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
The mouth flashlight thing. Yeah, okay, I like that. You
call it that anyway.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Come to find I was mosying around the a SEC
studio today.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
What you're doing in there?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Sorry on Friday? Was it Friday? Friday? Unrelated reasons? It
was a Friday.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Wasn't a hoidy j going to see if there's any
chips around kind of moment?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, I know what it was. It would have been
you stealing free beers out of the fridge.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
No, no, okay, I was just looking. I was just
having a nosey, right, And I walked past where I
initially saw this toy late last year and lo and behold,
yeah it's gone. Oh the toy is gone. So over
that break, somebody else has taken it. And now because

(10:35):
I've had that conversation with g Lane, He's going to
get back his holiday see that it's not there, and
who's he going to think of?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Old punks?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Old Pugs. Okay, so there's really only two culprits here.
The guy who said he was going to take it, yeah,
well he's not the one really taking it, or the
guy who knew it was going to be taken so
took it first.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
That's actually not a bad shout.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
I did not think that he might have just done
that and got a hit of it, because you know,
I maybe gave him a bit of a fright when
I said that I was going to take it. Yeah,
and so he's gone, right. I need to get around
this and get in there before all pugsun.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Does because there's to be honest Pugs. And I mean
this was the utmost respect.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
There's only two people I could think of that would.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Love me with gla.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, you're right, that's too far. That is too far.
So did you take it, Pugs? Because in my mind
also you did take it. You're trying to get out
ahead of.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
This and and spin this door. Did not steal the
ac C sex toy. Why are you saying it in
a weird excit like Bell Clinton? Yeah, I know I
get it.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
But why it makes you seem more guilty that you
can't even just look me in the eye and say
you didn't look.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I was looking because I wanted to take it all right,
And it's gone right okay, So g Lane's got it properly.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Discuss the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
On the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
It is almost seven am this Monday morning, the twelfth
of Jen twenty twenty six. By the way, you got
Kezy here and pugs Son coming up after seven o'clock. Pugs,
we thought we'd dust off a big show favorite whenever
we cover breakfast, it is what's on the Breakfast New
Zealand with me Keesy, Or.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
If you're a big fan like us and you like
to colloquialize, what's on the bricky Bricky, Yeah, it's just
bricky time round here man totally.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Pugs Son three four eight three, send through what you
are having for breakfast? Put you in the drawer for
some prizes. The good news is we didn't have any
prizes at the beginning of the show, but Pugs has
been doing some rooting around in the old prize cup.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
But there, what have you got for.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Us, Pugs?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Well, I've been in the acc studio and I've got
a whole bunch of FOULI.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
To give away. Oh really yeah yeah, sticking it from
the perstl stash.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
No vouchers for Reburger anything.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh maybe, Okay, I'll see what I can do.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Plus, Pugs has a wacky buzzy related issue with his instagram.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Okay, that's maybe the worst teas of all time. That's
is it not correct?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
My explore page has been contaminated. Ah, okay, and it's
it's going to cause a bit of a drummer And
it's not your fault. Well, of course it's not my fault.
What am I an animal? Yes?

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Maybe the hood Aching Big Show with J, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Good Morning New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
It is Monday, the twelfth of January twenty twenty six.
You do have the Big Show covering Bricky no Hoidy,
J no Mogi, but you do have Keezy and Pugs
on Morning Pugs Morning, Kezy Man, how are you feeling?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
I'm feeling a hell of a lot better than I
did an hour ago. Let me say that I've had
a black and instant coffee and two tablespoons of a
cheer pudding.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Perfect. It looks delicious. You've got it in an old
al Paso salsagear.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Like perfect size, perfect size, it's.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
A perfect size. My wife often makes a little cheer
seed puddings, which is like, you know, cheer seeds and
yogurts and all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Right, you can just bang anything in there, man, Yeah,
it's the pugs On approach to life. Really, just bang
anything in the yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Man.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Speaking of bricky though, Pugs coming up shortly. What's on
the bricky with me?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Keezy?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Keep those texts coming through on three four eight three.
What are you having for breakfast today? They're already flooding
in and tell you what I'm salivating. I'm impressed just
reading these, for example, rittle in an evape banger. Yeah,
that sounds delicious. Keep the ticks coming on three four
eight three. In the meantime, go this is a tune?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Who's this again? Stereophonic?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's the Hidarchy.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Breakfast, The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodak.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
The Phillies on the Hidarky Breakfast Monday Morning with Keezy
and pugsun and the Big Show and its entirety is
officially back this Friday, Pugs. We're kicking things off with
a Black Clash warm up a party the day before
the Black Clash, which is happening this Saturday, the seventeenth
of Jan at bay Oval and Todunger. We are going
to Bruco Mount Monganui again.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
That was an absolute stonker the last summer Room and
totung A two years ago. Two years ago, it absolutely
packed out. I had to add another speaker to our lives.
He did it too, and like shuffle them all around
because there were so many people tuning up. The people
of Totunga came through and also people around the country
come into the Black Clash.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's a massive party. There was a massive party.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I remember because my parents Don and Mon were like,
oh we might pop down, and so I did. I
saved them a table. They came down and it was
too loud for.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Them, that's right. And I bought I bought your brother
a coke, a coke. I got him a diet coke.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
You bought him a diet coke with your money? Yeah,
so I owe you a diet coke.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Well yeah, well he does, yeah you do.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, Yeah, he's not buying you a diet coke. I'll
definitely do it, but it was so raucous and loud
because I was like to Mama Dale was like, oh,
you know, Scotty Raised Robinson's coming down for an interview.
You know, there would be various sports stars and they
were interested. I had some great interviews with them, but
then they actually left early because it was too loud
and it was.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Too raucous, and the guy got his down stair out
and I had to tell him off.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
I saw a man's penis, And unfortunately it's this That
was the first of a run of about three live
shows where I, for some reason, people got you know,
maybe had a few too many diet cokes themselves, and
then got their downstairs out and decided that showing us
the downstairs was the right thing to do.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Which, let me just say this, it's not It isn't
not a Bruco Mount Monganui. Wait, don't you dare get
your downstairs out in front of old Keezy?

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Why are you in front of me, specifically.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
In front of Kezy specifically? Do not do it, Pugs.
I feel like, what are you going to achieve by
egging people like this? You want people to flash me Chris.
I'm literally telling them not to daring me. Don't call
me that. Don't call me Chris. My name is Kezyris.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
That was a long time ago. Pugs, if you are
keen to join us though Breuco Mount Monganui this Friday,
four pm. You're talking, Jase, You're talking, Mike, You're talking,
Keezy and Pugs plus special guests from the Black Clash
four pm Mount Mangnuy Bruco Free Backbone Teas Big Show
broadcasting live, first show for the year. We'll see you there.
Also keep those texts coming. In three four eight three

(17:12):
what's on the Breakfast? We've got fifty dollars Reburger vouchers
to give away. What are you having for Breakfast?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
New Zealand The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Tune in on Radio Darchy seven twenty three on the
Hidarchy Breakfast That is the Cure with Keezy and pugsn
and it's time to give away some vouchers.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Ah you hey, guys. Text here from Steve. What's on
the breakfast with me?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Kicky?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
That's right?

Speaker 2 (17:41):
What's on the Breakfast? New Zealand formerly what's for breakfast
New Zealand? Formerly before that, what's for tea, New Zealand?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
What's on the dinner? New Zealand? That's what normally? What's
for teen?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
New Zealand? Okay, basically you text through three four eight
three what you are having for bricky and and doing
so boom in the draw fifty dollars reburg about you?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
First of all, pugs, what are you having for breakfast?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Cazi in a small in an old El Paso salsager.
I have a cheer pudding with cheer seeds, leaden seeds,
hemp hearts, hemp parts, yeah, hemp.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
What the hell are they?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Some like protein powder stuff? What are hemp parts?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I don't know, but there are much hair putting and
I've also added on some Greek yogurt and some peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Sorry, I can just backbone stuffs, hugs and can I
say that you fit in perfectly with the hudaky audience.
Check this out, just finished night shifts of vape and
a sleep for breakfast for me cheers It's from heath Yeah,
one off, there's any hemp hearts in that vape? Dean
and todung is having a chicken dim sum delicious yum?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Is it a triangle one some question mark?

Speaker 3 (18:58):
I think it is more round than that, Okay, if
I'm not mistaken. I mean I could be being racist
right now. I'm not sure what to food calling that.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
I don't think you could be racist, to be fair.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
If anyone's gonna be racist to food, you'll you be you. Yeah,
I'm just google dim sum. No, that circle our round.
They're almost like a large version of a dumpling. So
you're the racist one, apparently. Yeah, get a Feller's Jesse here,
Hi Jesse Gluten free wheetbooks for Bricky. Don't mock them
till you try them.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
I've been down on the gluten free stuff lately, as then,
like I've been.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Down with it.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
It sounds like you're anti it.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
No, no, no, I'm getting down with it because I've
noticed that I've tried a couple of things and they
just taste exactly the same. And I mean, I'm sure
gluten's fine. I'm not really that bothered about that kind
of thing. But if it helps and I get a
gluten free item, right, you know, I'll take the benefit.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
So you're saying you quite often have eaten stuff that
is gluten free and thought that's delicious.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Not notice the difference?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh really? Yeah, because there is a very like miniaho
DOA's breakfast. We went away to the Corimental for a
week over the New Year break there. His partner is
a Celiac, which means cannot have gluten.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
And we ordered pizzas at this nice winery we were at,
and holy cow, the gluten free pizzato.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, it's more like the dough.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
The consistency of the dough and a gluten free pizza garbage.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
It just it tastes like it's Yeah, it's weird, right,
it's It's the one thing I have noticed. Yeah, check
this one out.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Man Todd and Rikaiah Lazagna topper court on Blue as well,
washed back with a Rothman red and the gatorade.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
That's quite a conflict of flavors there, going from a
Lasagne topper straight to the corn on blue.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I feel like it's quite polarizing. Usually you go one
or the other.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
I beg to differ pugs because quite often, and I'm
a huge Lasagna topp of guy, quite often I can't
choose between a court on Blue and Lazangia top because
I love cord On Blues as well. He's just got
both men.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
I do respect that.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
If you're not sure, go both. I am normally more
of a court on Blue kind of guy.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Fancy boy there, Get a feelers vape, ice latte and
a poop. Get a feel Sorry, he's eating poop for brick.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I think he's gonna do that afternons and we don't
know if it's a dude to a woman. So now
you're being sixers.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Sorry, So they're eating poop for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Maybe get a Feeler's protein shaken diesel fumes nice.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
That's from Hella Hard. That's from Hoodie j not good a.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Guys had an awful night mere last night due my
radio came on and had two absolute wounders punishing my
ear holes. That's from care. Oh no, she's.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I'm serving them humble pie for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
They're pugs for you, and I get gluten free.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
No.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Hodach Supergrass on The Hurdicky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Seven thirty nine This Monday Morning with Keezy and PUGSN
and Pugs. Hello, you've got a buzzy problem.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I don't have a Okay, let me just start by
saying this.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I do not have a busy problem, but I do
need some advice from you, keezy.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Your Instagram Explorer pages like all felt right, So like
you're sleeezing on their people in between like the voice
breaks that we do here, you're on your phone looking
at I'm on my phone, not even looking at clad people,
not even.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Talking to you, not helping plan content because I don't care.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
But people don't.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
A lot of people listen, don't even know what an
Instagram explore page is.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Okay, So if you if you're not a favorite Instagram
your explore page is like your feed that you go
to to find new content from people that you don't
necessarily follow, or just popular content on the website.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
So your regular your regular pages, people you follow, you're
getting served stuff that you were after. But then you
might decide, oh, I want some new stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
You go to your explore page and it suggests stuff.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
And it suggests stuff a lot of the time using
an algorithm based on your interests or stuff, and you
that you engage with on the site.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
So if you like a lot of certain contents.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
So, for example, a lot of mine until quite recently
has been Japanese vehicles, right, so you Japanese vehicles or
other nerd stuff, gaming stuff, whatever. However, lately, I've encountered
several scantily clad women on my Instagram explore page feed.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Right now, just every now and then, your explore page
feed can sort of.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Get away on you, not me personally either, Chris, No,
like mine. You've seen my explore page. I've seen it.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
No, I'm showing you it right now. What have we
got on there? We have got it's currently Oh my god,
I know someone opening a Pokemon card. For some reason,
Pokemon cards have showed up in my explore page. We've
got all the different years of Sabara and Pritzer in
which WRX looks bes.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I'm pretty sure I've had that exact same post on
my page.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
I've got motorbikes, old school motorbikes, old cars and stuff,
and no scantily clared women online. But sometimes you can.
They can infiltrate.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
They can infiltrate, and they've started to infiltrate mine.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Now.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
I don't consider myself a sleeze er a perv. I
do consider that Instagram is full of a lot of
content like that, so it's probably quite natural for that
to maybe get on your page every now and then.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
However, what I've discovered has shocked me.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
I've gone on my page and I've had at least
three instances now where I'll be swiping on my Explore
page and a scantily clad lady will come up, and
don't get me wrong, they look fantastic, great for them,
but I'm like, why is this on my page?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I don't engage with this kind of post.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
And then I go down and what Instagram will do
is tell you who in your following has liked any
given for your friends, so.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
It could be your friends.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
And that goes for all the posts that'll say if
they've reposted something or if they've liked something. And I've
been shocked to find that when I go I look
down at who's liked it to try and discover why
that's on my page, my clean nerd page on Instagram.
And it's my father's name, been.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Liking busy Pixel Instagram. That's so good.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
So that is so good.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
It's my dad's name.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Pops up and the likes there, it'll be like this
man liked like by pugs, other liked by PUGSN signor can.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
I just put a little message out there for people, dudes,
especially older dudes. Yeah, following hotties on Instagram? Right, yeah,
follow hotties on Instagram. That's fine, look at hotties like whatever.
You're an old dude, you want to look at hotties.
I get it. You don't have to like the picture.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
You don't need to like.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
In my head, I'm like, what is he thinking is
going to happen by him liking that? Does he think
that they're going to see that and go oh oh
pug sounds senior? I see he's like the photo. Okay,
now we go again to reach out.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
What does he think's going to happen? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
You don't need to like it. You can like it
within yourself. You can see to yourself. I like that exactly.
But you do not need to double tap the photo
or click the heart or even worse, comment, Do not comment.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Just take your heavier, sleezy look and move on.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Please. Yeah, anyone else's dad's looking at busies on Instagram?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Three?

Speaker 4 (26:07):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike, and Kezy tune in.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
But Adeshwala on the Hdarky Breakfast Show to seven fifty
six Monday Morning with Keezy and pugsn Coming up after
eight o'clock, Pugs, I want to check Christmas presents. The
reason being I am sick of the fact that I, yes,
I'm in my mid thirties. However, Christmas presents are now boring.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Chris, what if I can call you Chris?

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Sure, I'm twenty nine, so I'm not that much younger
than you. Yes, but my Christmas presents absolutely ripped.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Air Pach James. Yeah, can I call you that?

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
It really breaks my heart to hear that. But I'm
not surprised, and I think the older I get, the
more boring my presents become. But the worst part is
I'm excited by them. But we'll get into that after
eight o'clock, right, all right, I'm looking for to telling
you how ungrateful you being.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Really?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, I mean, I am being ungrateful, but I I
just wish they'd go back to being exciting again, like
when I was a little kid. Also coming up after
eight o'clock, Pugs, the top ten list of baby names
came out for both boys and girls. Yes, and I
haven't looked at the list of names, but I think
I can guess which names are on there. I'd also
like to guess which names definitely are.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Not on there.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Fantastic looking forward to it, and also maybe afraid if
we're lucky. I went on holiday like everybody did, and
Mike Minogue told me once that nobody ever wants to
hear about what went well on your holiday. I want
to hear what went wrong. So I've got some misadventures
to discuss.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Sounds good, Pugs, it's all coming up after eight o'clock
on that I can agree with.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
The Hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
I King, Good Morning New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
It is Monday, the twelfth of January twenty twenty six,
four minutes past eight meal with Keyesy and old Pugs
an looking after you for the week. Are we pugs?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
We're taking care of you. We're tenderly holding you.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Just until the other fellows get back, aren't we, Chris.
I don't know if we're I mean tenderly and softly.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
I don't know if we're.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Taking care of you, like, I mean, we're just sort
of doing the radio.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Caring for you, are we? Well we could be for
some people. I mean I don't know what people are doing.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, look, he all cared for text us on three
for eight three three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Plenty of prizes going around as well. Pugs has found heaps,
so do get in touch coming up this our Pugs.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
What about this text on three forra three. Yeah, a
little bit earlier, I was talking about my dad.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh yes, just for the context for people listening that
have just joined us. Pugs's Instagram has started getting infiltrated
by busy picks, hot girls and bikinis.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
There's been numerous instances now where something's popped up on
my explore page on Instagram, and it's been a scintily
clever woman and I long behold, I see that it's
on my page because my father has liked the.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, bottom left corners is liked by pug Son's dad.
That's his handle.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
At pug Son's Dad.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah, and we asked you as your dad sleezing on
people on Instagram with no media literacy and somebody takes
them on three for three do my father father in
law is the worst for that He's following seven thousand accounts,
and fifty of those might be friends and family.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
The rest is just hot chicks. That is crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
That's insane work.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I don't even know there was six nine hundred and
fifty hot chicks in the world, Pugs, because as.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Far as I'm umanely have ice for your wife. I
only have ice my wife.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah, cool man, I've seen your Instagram explore page.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
It's headed oh green Day, Hoidy j you'd be excited
for this one. First show back this Friday, by the way,
looking forward.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
To it for the Hiarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Kings of Leon on the Hidarky Brick for show thirteen
minutes past eight this Monday morning. You got Keysy and
pug Son with your and Pugs. I'm worried that Christmas time,
and by extension, my birthday is becoming a little bit
more boring based on the presence that I'm getting. Now
that sounds like massively ungrateful. But the worst part is

(30:14):
I love the prisons I'm getting and I open them
and I go yes, But that's so boring that I
worry that my life has just become boring, and I'm
excited by that.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
So before we get into this, Pugs, you said you've
got great prisons for Christmas from Santa. Would you please
just give me a quick rundown of what you got
for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (30:33):
I was very, very lucky, so my partner bought me
a backpack that I really really needed because at the
time that she made the purchase, I was looking at
getting I was looking at getting an electric bike and
so but also I'm taking it to Vna. I was
very cool backpack. Okay cool backpack is very cool? Okay
cool from my family I got. I got a tea

(30:56):
light holder, a decorative Nicknack tea with folks.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I was hoping you would have got cool prisons.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
So that my list then sounds boring, But okay, my
list is now going to sound awesome.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Christ I've got two more okay, book a book. Got
a book.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
What's a book on It's a storybook called Tomorrow, Tomorrow Tomorrow.
I've been recommended it many times. And finally I got
two handmade Japanese ceramic catching items, one for soy sauce,
a little jug and then want to hold my Chelli fakes.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
So anyway, those are my whacky see.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Okay, maybe maybe you're also, I mean you're I don't
think there's boring, No, I see, this is what I'm
talking about, though. All those items are boring.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Okay, okay, no, no, no no, Now you're going after
my no no no no no.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
It's exactly what you wanted. It's exactly what you needed,
and you're stoked about it. Right. But back in the day,
it would be Christmas and I'd open something and it
would be like a mean hot wheels race car set.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
My mother in law got me a tea shit, a
vintage secondhand tea shit.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
And you're beat, you a stoked by I was so stoked.
This is the issue is we're boring. So here's what
I got for Christmas, and I was stoked by all
of this. A packet of undies, great, four pairs of
jockeys too, good quality classic Yeah see that's really good.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, And I need one of those every year, and
then I sort of get rid of my old ones
and that keeps me up to date in the under front.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Ah, some socks with warriors.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Logos on it. Great, it's exciting. Right, it's got the
Warrior's logo on it.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
And you're worried about getting boring gifts men Wars socks?
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Oh no, I was stoked and I wore them on
the golf course over the weekend and I got I
gotta comment from someone.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
A comment, a positive Okay, right, there was just a.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Little up the Wars and I was like, yeah, baby,
a bottle of truffle oil.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
See now that's effect. That's great. Anything in the kitchen
cooking cool stuff, food great.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Boring.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
A baking dish because that's boring.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
That's so boring.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Because we were making canalone last year and as we
pulled it out of the oven, it was so hot
or something that the baking dish that the canaloni was
and just cracked in half and spilt ricotta all over
my oven. So I've got a new baking dish in
the west part is. I opened it up and went, yes,
we need one of these now we can make lasagna again.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
And finally, a new sprinkler for the lawn.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Okay, yeah, see they got more boring as it went on,
because shocker, it's boring. Someone bought me a sprinkler I'd
be so grateful.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
I was gonna say, careful. My wife bought there for me.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
And the reason she's grateful for your wife is because
I'm watering this patch of lawn and I have to
keep moving the little sprinkler.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
So she got me one that will do the whole
lot in one go. I like that you're doing the
action of sprinkling. The sprinkle will spray.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, okay, but those are all boring back in the
day as I see like hot wheels, maybe a train set,
maybe a new BMX bike.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I don't want any of those things now.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
No, exactly you need to get this Holy Undies.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
So what did you get?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
A tea light and a soy sauce bottle and a backpack. God?
This is so rock and roll, isn't it. We're on
Darchy for some reason? Why we should be on coast?
Here's supergroup.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
In four Chy pixies. Here comes your man. It is
the Hidarchy Breakfast Show this Monday morning, twenty seven minutes past.
Stay with Keezy and Pugs and Pugs last two hi
the last two years in a row. We've hited over
to Brisbane the sun Corpse Stadium. Yes, we've gone along

(34:39):
to Magic Round for the NRL, which is every single
team in the NRL except for one. There's always one
team on to buy because it's seventeen teams Pugs. Ah,
But it does mean eight games of NRL back to
back to back to back to back to back to
back over a long weekend at Suncorp Stadium. How would
you describe your experience over there.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
The first time we went.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
I was so because we I hadn't done many overseas
trips of work before, and I also was very inexperienced
in the world of league. Yes, so I went over
there and I was trying really really hard to like
focus on the game, learn as much as I could,
and like be responsible and like look after you cats.
Especially with the whole debacle of us missing our flights.
I was so paranoid about all of that. So I

(35:20):
was like really conscious about getting everything right. This time,
I was an absolute animal.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
This time was way more debaucherous, I think one hundred
percent because that first time we went over there two
years ago, the was one on the Sunday. We were
supposed to flow home afterwards. We flagged it, came home
on the Monday and steered. The only flights available were
like premium economy costs a fortune.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
So good.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
It was excellent, But this last time just gone. It
was just an entire weekend of just diet cokes and
the diet seven ups.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
And just whatever they had that was diet and soda
on the menu. We were having it.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
We were having it, yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
And I think it was also that we were all
it wasn't our first rodeo, and I think that meant
that we really sunk into it more. But also just
the atmosphere is electric, give every time, and so once
we got.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
There, we were just meeting people left, right and center.
It was great and partying up. That's right, you chuck
on your vintage NRL jersey you get over there. Also
a good point because it was the second time I've
done it before. Yeah, I didn't feel like any pressure
to go and see as many games as possible, or
do this and do that. Instead, we were just on
Caston Street, walking up and down all the hotels there.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
You know, you're into the Warriors fan pub, which just
goes off and is packed to the gunnals. Oh shall
we go watch the next game at the stadium?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Or should we just watch in the car park of
the Caxston Hotel with the thousands of other people eating
Glizzi dogs. It was it was way less pressure. Absolutely
loved it. Cannot wait to go back, and Hoduki is
going back May the fifteenth to the seventeenth. That is
NRL Magic Ground in Brisbane. And while we will be
giving away tickets to join us on that trip, if
you want to guarantee your spot, head to Boystrip dot Co,

(36:51):
dot and Z get your mates together and secure your
package through them. That'll put you on the exact same
itinery and stuff as us. So if you don't win
the prize, you'll still be at the same lunch and
dinner functions that we go to. A few like you
know situations we were all in a big room chatting,
getting free drinks and free food and stuff. It's bloody
awesome and you'll be able to join us at Magic around.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
The whole point of the boys Trup packages is to
take the admin out of it for you, that's right, mate,
so you can spend more time getting amongst it with
the fellers having Glizzie dogs and having responsible diet cokes.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
That's right, That's that's what it's all about. It includes flights, accommodation, transfers,
tekets to all the games, and access to the functions
hosted by the Foils. Apparently we're hosting a function. How
good is that?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Boys? Trip dot co dot in zid, get stuck in
and we'll see you there.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
The Hiarchy big show was ke and Kyzy tune in.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Fat Boys Slim on the Hidarchy Breakfast Show Monday Morning
with Keizy and Pugs. The time is eight forty one
seeing that live that song? Yeah, what did it look like?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Was it a guy?

Speaker 3 (37:51):
What did it look like as in the live show
of Fat Boy Slam of that song live? Yeah, it
was Fat Boy Slam DJing.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Was it sick?

Speaker 1 (37:59):
It was so sad.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
I've never seen like I have, like, you know, various
gigs and stuff, but not really paid close attention to
like just a DJ live gig.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I always going to see bands.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yeah, but we've been to like we did Synthony and
stuff like that, you know what I mean next DJs?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, but Synthony also has a one hundred piece live
orchestra behind it or something.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, but I mean like the side DJs, like the
little side stages. I wasn't over there, Okay, not fear anyway.
The most popular baby names are out for twenty twenty five,
and we can run through the top three just quickly
while we're here. So there were fifty eight thousand odd
births registered.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
In in Zi in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Well done at nineteen four hundred and fifty seven unique names,
and a lot of these have been.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
The most popular before.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
In fact, I think the number one for the fowlers
has been the same for like three years running. So
top boys' names of twenty twenty five. Number three, you've
got Oliver Ollie.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
There's a lot of names I've noticed ending with an I. Yeah, okay,
so Olie. Other one name one more poppy, that's a why.
Well that's ay, but you know what I mean, like
the ends and an I like it sounds a.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Bit cute to you. Yeah, I see what you're saying,
but yeah, that's an abbreviation. Okay. So number three Olie.
Number two Luca.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Luky Luca is the second most pope you.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
See a yeah, and number one for the third year running.
Is Noah.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
One is the most popular name.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
And then you've got the top girls names of twenty
twenty five. Number three Amelia, great name, my partner's name, Millie. Yeah,
well yeah, exactly another I e yeah. Number two Charlotte.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Charlotte, great name, my nana's name. I wanted to call
if we're to go, I want to call a Charlotte,
But my sister in law's called Charlotte.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
So we can't.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Still, That's what I keep saying.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
We're still can And number one Island, which I quite like.
I think that's quite.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Classyilo is quite a nice name as well. Yeah, but
the thing is pugs. I mean, these names are all great. Yeah,
that's fine.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Sure, what happened to naming your kids something seld to
the earth? Like?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
The problem is there are certain names that you can't
picture on a baby.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
No, Hank, You're really you're making an investment into that
baby so that they're going to grow into their name
rather than something that fits them their entire life. But
but does Ollie is Ollie? Little baby OLLI I think
you'll find the name is Oliver. Oliver fine, and then
you might say Oli e time for dinner.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Ollie, time for dinner.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
But yeah, but that like that very much suits a
baby and a kid, yes, and then it needs to
then at some point turn into like a bloke.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
I was trying to lowball a guy on Facebook marketplace
two days ago for a bag and his name was Gilbert.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
You're getting a bag with.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
A bag satchel oh sat, Yeah, his name was Gilbert's
name was Gilbert, And my partner said, oh, I think
that's such a cute name we need to bring back.
And I'm like, have you ever looked at a baby
it's freshly out of the womb and gone Gilbert?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Have you ever looked at a baby that's freshly out
of the womb? Because I yeah, but if I did,
I wouldn't be thinking Gilbert.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah, so like Hank, Gilbert, Nige, Robert Nigel, see Rob Graham, Robbie, No,
Graham was one. I can't beture a baby Graham, thank you,
Murray Murray ut. But just names like that, then you know,
I really missed that. Gertrude Beatrice barely, Gareth Gareth Nah.

(41:28):
I went to score a lot of little gareths.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, but not when they were babies.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah, I went to baby school, POGs.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I needed it.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
But look, maybe you've got a baby with a proper
old school name. If so, text us on three four
eight three let us know. I'll be interested to know,
or if.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
There's other old school style names that just simply do
not suit a tiny, innocent face of a freshly born baby.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
KEIV three four eighths three. Get those ticks coming through.
We've got fifty dollars rebig avouchers to give.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Away the whole Ichy Big Show week days from four
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Speaker 2 (41:59):
Hold I k on the Hidarky Breakfast Show. It is
Monday morning with keys In pug Son almost nine am, Pugs.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yes, sorry man, it is almost nine am.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Now.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
It's for confirming that I've got a brand new segment
that I'm going to be doing all week because Mike
Minogue taught me that nobody ever wants to hear about
what went so great on your holiday, all right, they
want to hear what went wrong?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Now, don't get me wrong, before I get into any
of this, had a beautiful holiday, right, Okay.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
I did the pugsun five hundred, which is where I
drive from Tamaki down to Wellington to see Mafano, then
up to hawks Bathing, back up to Auckland. Then I
went to a festival in Madakana. Nobody cares about that.
They want to hear what went wrong. So this is
pug Son's holiday misadventures.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
You've missed that music.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Eh, that's the music we play where we haven't made
a sting and we're pretending that we've got a new segment.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Well, I listen, new segment.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I was lucky too, because I was about to go
all right, well it's a new segment. You've called it
a segment. Let's hear the sting. The sting, by the way,
is a little like audio thing that says pug Soun's misadventures.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
That's right, that's what. That's what we just heard. Yeah, okay,
with brand new music.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
I love it, Pugs.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
All right.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
So this is the first day after work finished right
at Hodaki for twenty twenty five. I'm elated, I'm fizzing,
and I'm getting road trip ready because I got to
drive to Wellington to see my family.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Seven hour drive.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Awkward, yeah, seven hour drive. And I don't mind the
long drives these days, I'm used to it. I kind
of just autopilot drive safely obviously, but listen to stuff
ketch up on albums whatever.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
So I'm getting ready.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
And the responsible thing that my dad always taught me
and my mother was whenever you're going on a long trip,
you check your oil, top up your tires, yep, and
you what's the other one? You water, you cool it
or whatever. Right now, I needed to sort my tires out.
I texted you gave me some advice on the PSI
level that I was going for on a car. I
was texting you at this time. So I go to
a service station to top up my tires and the

(43:51):
first I park up at the tire thing and as
soon as I take the first cap of the first tie,
it falls into a storm drain.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Oh wow, literally not which is not so it's going
out to the ocean. Yeah, so dolphin's going to choke
on that. Not a good one, Pugs.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
It is not massively problematic in itself, right, I can
live without that. You can live without those caps, but
it does let it getting your line valve there. And
so I think, you know what, I'm sick of this.
I'm going to get it out of a storm drain.
I can see what are you sick of do you
always do this? I'm at that moment. I was sick
of it being down there anyway, So I have to.

(44:25):
I lift the storm drain great out of the storm drain,
and I didn't realize how heavy they were, so I got.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
To I got to lift and pull.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
I do like a slavic squad and I got a
lift and pull and as soon as I pull it,
the other end falls into the storm train. And so
my hands go into the storm drain. And this is
on cutting a harpy road at a gas station, so
it's feral.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Is that mobile?

Speaker 3 (44:50):
My god?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah? Roast yeah. So my hand's I'm going to gag
thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
My hands go into the storm drain, skin my hand,
the palm of my hand, so it's open.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I've got an open wound in the.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Storm drain on K Road. And then I'm sitting there
on the squat on the corner of the road where
it's like peak hord traffic.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Everybody's looking like I know, everybody can see me doing
the squat over the storm drain.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Lift it out with all of my might, tell all
the way back, get it out, and what comes out
with it?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
The fuel cap?

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Why I get it out of the storm drain. Sorry,
the valve cap caught on. Oh wow, so it came out.
But then I have to get the storm drained back
in and when I put the storm drain, great back
on the storm drain, it goes back in the water
and I lose it.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
What the valve cap?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah, so did you hit?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Do you have it now or no? It's gone? And
I just skinned my hand and got disease from the
one of the worst roads.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I'm pretty sure I've got sepsis. There was like a
there was like an old surgical glove in there.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah, needles, all sorts. Pugs.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
So there's Pugs on holiday Missevention number one. We'll have
another one for you tomorrow. Okay, wait for chapter two. Man,
Well we're going to the Active Monkeys here.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Man, the whole aking big show with Mike and Keys.
Tune in weekdays afore on radio.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Hold Ike spoon Man, Sound Guarden on the Hodocky break
for show, Kizy and Pugs done with you on a
Monday morning, This says no Ed still smokeo. Brought to
you by Max Raft and fun Fact. Today is my
first day back at work. Pugs your lazy bones.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I started on Friday, and my partner actually started the
day before, but she succumbed to Tuesday. Usually yeah, but
she succumbed to something that we've all experienced, but not
since we were children. And I want to know if
you ever did the same thing. She put her pants cheap.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
At work, nervous for the new year.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
No, she just share herself. Damn man, it happens to well,
not me, but no, it happens to her a lot. No, no, no,
that's not what happened at all. We were getting I
was helping her get ready for work and you know,
packing lunches and things like that, et cetera. And she
grabs her bag, she's a work bag that she uses
every single day, and takes it off the whole and
then as she takes it off, the hooks the hooks.

(47:03):
Two hooks I've got, I've got like coat hooks, bad
cooks by my front door. It's really not the story.
It is a large bags. It's an oversized tote bag.
She puts in bloody Pillarate's gear in there, and et cetera,
et cetera. It's not pertinent to the story. Chris I've
seen it with it, Chris, it's a huge bag, Parks.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
I'm just saying you. Missus has a massive bag, all right.
It's like wagon and fight up. You will not see
her without a huge bag in her hand. Poopy pants, sorry, takes.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
It off, the bag cocks and there and what then
ensues as a flurry of flies.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Ah, she left a lunch in there from the last
hour of school. Was that it.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
She took the bag and emptied it out onto our balcony,
out on the concrete balcony there and out fell, if
I recall correctly, like some biscuits, A small jar of
peanut butter and a banana the first day of school.
Banana in the backpack scenario.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
We've all been there. I've been there, this banana. Forgive me.
Hopefully you've already had breakfast. Cove to maggots.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Oh my god, outwalks the biggest cockroach I've ever seen
in my life. Just waltz is on out of there,
strutted stuff, making footsteps.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
It was so large. And then now just fruit fly city.
We've never had flies in our apartment once.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
This banana was she disturbed, the banana and the giant
bag and now we've got flies.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
That is rank. Yeah, it was really rank. But we've
you know, I've even done that since school.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
I remember I had the exact same yarn and I
opened my school bag and I literally vomited because it
was so fas vomited, one hundred percent vomited. I've got
a very sensitive I'm very sick once I get a
thought in my head about how gross something is.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Half for me to escape.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
It was what was in your school bag when you're
a kid.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
That it was a banana?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Just it was a banana, just like dead sour mashed,
whereas this one, great, thank god, was still intact right,
and so they got to it, but it was not.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
It was unopened right, so the structural integrity of the
banana wasn't as the peal was not peeled right.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
So what did you do with it?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Is it just still on the belt?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
What did I do with it? I just brought it inside,
chucked them in the fruit bowl? What do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Pugs?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Enough of the sas, brother, it's my first day of school,
all right, let's go.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Damn it? Did you throw it over the balcony or
put it in the burns? I wanted to open it
into the neighbor's belt. Yeah, good on your brother over
the air place this peel Jam.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
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hod ACU is.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
The Hdarchy brick for show with Kezy and Pugs Aunt
covering all week and it is no Ed still Smoker
as well. And that is a brand new tune, I believe,
Pugs from the Phoenix Foundation.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
That's a kesy and anti capitalist smash. Have you heard
about the guy that is staying young? He's trying to
stay by putting his son's blood into him.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Is that what he's doing? Yeah, sex stuff. So that
was like one of the references for the song.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Anyway, if you want to read about the new tune
from the Phoenix Foundation, you can find out more at
the locals only page at hodaki dot co dot inzt
and you can give it a red.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Listen there as well. What's it called the title of
the track, Vampire Class.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Vampire Class Phoenix Foundation Good Stuff, something that is very
near and dear to my heart, pugsn is the classic
car scene I grew up going to. You know, I
grew up pretty much on the side of the drag strip.
My dad and my brother are big drag races classic cars.
Grew up going to the beach Hop, going with swap
meets and stuff all around New Zealand, my dad wheeling

(50:31):
and dealing and various old stuff to do with old
Chevs and Dodgers and blah blah blah. This week in
up in Auckland is the Kumiu Classic Cars and hot
Rod Festival.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
There are two there were.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
There were two events when I was growing up that
my family circled an entire weekend and it was a
huge deal. One was the Beach Hop and Funka Matar,
which we don't go to anymore. But the Kumu Classic
Car and hot Rod Festival was a huge one because
it was a sort of part swap meet, part car show.
But then they'd have all sorts of other crazy stuff
going on there. There'd be bands and things going on too.
We used to My dad would buy a couple of sites,

(51:03):
drive the motor home up there. We'd spend the entire
weekend there, three four days he'd sat. I remember going
up there and mom and Dad had about three old
cars that they brought in from the States for sale
and old and parlor.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
They brought them in.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Yeah, my dad used to ship and he stopped, you know,
probably five six years ago, but he used to bring
in old American cars, put them on the road in
their original condition, but get them, you know, warranted and
ready to go and then sell them.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Like that sactly.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Originally, Yeah, it was pretty cool to grap around. But
that is happening this very weekend Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
It is the Ripco Kumuu Classic Car and hot Rod Festival.
Even if you are not into the nitty gritty of
classic cars, but you just want something to take the
kids to, or you just want to walk around and
see awesome stuff. Highly highly highly recommend. I've been to

(51:50):
this thing about twenty times. For more details, Kumu hot
Rod Festival, dot Co, dot en Z hot Rods, live music,
monster truck rides, Yeah, and loads of into two payment
plus plenty of car clubs from around the country and
fun rides with the kids as well. Kumi hot Rod
fesst Well dot Co Dottings did go along there, get
your ticket sorted, pugs.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
You're going there now, man, and going to the this weekend.
Not going to go now, You're going on the website.
Oh type, what's that, kumu? You hot rod fist? We'll
not okay you yim e you all right while you're
doing that.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
Here's the chilis the Hdarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hdarky.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
That is the end of the of the Kezy and
pugsun Show for Monday, the twelfth of January twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Good to be back on the year waves again. There, Pugs.
It feels really good.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Obviously I was here yesterday, Chris, just because you know,
do other shows and stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
You know, you're not my only show. Can I say
that you don't as much leave as I do. I
get it. I just think it's important to keep our
options open. Tonight. You know, I do a little Sunday
morning show. What time I think yesterday it was six
full mid day six till mid days sold usually Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Six all ten big ship. Good on you mate, now
just read the keys in Pug show. You didn't want
to name it anything cold. There was that comment that
we got on Instagram calling it.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
What was it again? If you go?

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Because bird Ship cross and sperm Boy because I had
Screwboy in the just with Jase and then I had
more recently at the end of last year woke Boy
in the Truth with me and Mogi.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Well, look, let's tackle this tomorrow because I'm actually of
the belief that we don't need a name.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
In fact, we have names bird Ship, Crass and Pugs.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
No no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
We'll get into this tomorrow, Pugs. But it's been an
absolute pleasure keeping everyone company this this morning.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
What are you up to today? I'm about to go
get a here cut, thank god.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I'm then about to go go and play golf with
old Hoidy Jhan tell them, I say hi.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I will do.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
And then I'm going to the movies tonight to review
a comedy, sort of rom com based on a true
story movie about a great comedian, John Bishop from the UK,
and I'll review that for you tomorrow. I believe you've
got to the movies tonight.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
I'm going to the movies tonight.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
After this, I'm going to wrap up to the podcast
and stuff for this show, and then i'll do some
Edmund for Friday's live show when we're back at Broucho
Mount Montanui.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Then I'm going to go to the gym, and then
later on I'm going to see Marty Supreme, the Timothy
Schallamey movie with one of the greatest marketing campaigns for
a film I've probably ever seen.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Bloody good. As he mentioned, the Big Show is officially
back this coming Friday, Bruco Mount MoMA Nui until tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
We'll see you later, Bate