FULL SHOW: The Plan For Brissy

On today's show, Jase is feeling financially responsible, Mike's wife is a lucky lady and Keyzie gets his big break.

TIME IS MONEY:
(00:00) Intro: Third day hangover
(04:48) SHOW MEETING AND BIG POLL
(10:20) Who should have the card?
(15:33) JOIN THE GANG
(20:34) TV TV TV
(25:30) Intro: Moodey J is back!
(28:16) The Magic Round plan
(34:23) Keyzie's plan!
(38:53) Keyzie's big interview! 
(43:59) Intro:  Mo's & Dukkah
(46:57) What's On The Tea?
(51:59) Poll results
(57:17) Wahs Chat
(61:55) Farewell!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome Big Show, Jason, hitch might mind and.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Keezy Oh good at your man Bastard's great to have
your company on this moody Tuesday afternoon. It is the
twelfth of May twenty twenty six, and you, my friends,
as always listening to the Big Show. To you by Toledo's.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
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get them online at Toledo's dot co, dot.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
In z.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Tele kid A. Maggie your stud house life.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
I'm pretty gross, if I'm completely honest with you, man.
Although I talked to old Marge and my mum and
she said, Jesus, still not standing Will, right, you're not
standing Will.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
But she always thinks that about you, doesn't she. You
don't you look tired? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
If she's one of those those the older generation, particularly woman,
any woman, actually, anybody I talked to is always saying to.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Me, geez, you look tired, Geez, you look terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
But this is just my head.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
My mum says I look tired quite often. Yes, Chris,
you look tired. Yeah, and then I'll be like, oh,
I take offense to that. See I don't. I think
it's her trying to be caring.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Hey, maybe have a rest, But every time she sees you,
you're hungover and in pieces.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
It's funny because I never get that. I always get God,
you look vigorous and virile.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, but who's telling you that all these women homeless blokes?
And that that guy that kisses you and blesses you
when you walk to and from work, if.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
You've seen him for a while, actually him a bit
worried about him? Speaking of worry, how you going case?
He We were just talking the third day blues.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, interesting, isn't it. Yeah, we're talking about hangovers. Obviously,
I had a big weekend, a bit of a golf
tournament there, and Sunday, well I've quite hungover, you know,
and have.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
To travel as well.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I had to travel. I had to play golf as well.
I had to travel, And.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
You had to hang out with the in laws for
a little while too. And you said that was just
full on.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Who I love Monday there? Second day you lie, Yeah,
and then today my brain's just gone nut. Everything sucks
and you're an idiot. So I'll get through at Fellas.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
You'll be all right to go by Friday, there, kiezy.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna be honestly, I'll be sweet as to
go by Friday, of course, Friday being Magic Ground. Jase,
how are you today?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Man?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah? Look, I'm tickety boo Fellas. I can't complain.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Still in a horror of a moon.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Look, I've had my moments, but generally speaking, very good.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
It's good.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Is it a new ship?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
It is?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh my god, what that's nice.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
My wife bought me a new jacket today which i'll
wear tomorrow. But I thought it was gonna it was
gonna rain today, so I thought I don't want to
ruin it. I'll wear it tomorrow as it's it's kind
of not sway but of a similar material. It's pretty cool. Hey, Mogi,
what's coming up on the show? Mate?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old mogis?

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Well? Speaking of Magic Round, we're gonna have at a
little bit of a chat later on about how we're
going to approach it. What is our game going to
look like? Each one of us has probably got different
goals for this weekend. Yeah, so we're gonna have a
bit of a chat about what our plans are Day one,
Day two, Day three, and then coming home.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
This is after three years, this is our third year
going and I've had a blowout on the first night
all three both times. YEA, happy to do it again,
but just how we're going to play it to maybe
be a bit more sensible.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
I want to make some most of fun, that's right.
I don't want it to be diminishing returns across the
three days. So we're going to get into that. Also,
signs of hodeche your opportunity to join our gang. You
could go into the draw to win two street dogs.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
We've got that's right, street dog electric motorbikes.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Man, i'd say brown, but that's not accurate. And also, Jase, Jase, Well,
I was going to call you something else. You've started
a gratitude journal, So we're gonna we're gonna get into that.
That's gonna be a short chat.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Man.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
You can't be grateful for your darries. You can't be
grateful for vaping. Oh he's to be grateful for any
joy his new ship.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Ah. Let me just say, fellas, that is going to
be top content either way, all right? In the meantime,
here's two for.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on radio.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Holds indeed garbage here on the radio. Hold key Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. But time for a team meeting.
Show meet show me. The meeting show meeting is now
in progress, and I believe.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
We have some exciting news, don't we. Pugs Son, It's
Pugs afternoon, fellas, how are you here? He is cool
to chess, Pugs pug Shunners producer James Pugsley cheers.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Give the Vietnamese Oh yeah, yeah, okay, this is in
Vietnam related and just what's the news there?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
PUK's on?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Oh it's to do with.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Magic.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Sorry, it's just quite loud our magic around this weekend, fellas.
So we do a lot of travel together, as you
guys would know, a lot of live shows and stuff.
And they're finally, after many chats, decided to give us
our own as signed Big Show credit card.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Wow wow, We've been asking this for a long time,
but that is huge new obviously.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
You know, whenever we do these trips, we're buying our
lunches and coffees and stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
And you know, you got to climb it back and
do all of that stuff.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Exactly you do. You have to do that. So you
have to keep all your receipts and you have to
not lose them, that's the big one. Then you have
to scan them, then you have to send them. And
what ends up happening is you end up paying for
all of your stuff. You never get it reimbursed, certainly
a lot of the time. That's what happens with me
all the time.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
With me, jasons never reco How long have you worked here?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I was working about fourteen years.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, and you've never claimed one thing right, No, And
they actually rely on that. They like the fact that
it's complicated. So you can't get paid back. We've been
asking for a critic can No, we don't trust you guys.
Blah blah blah. How did you manage to pull it off?

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Who do you pull it off?

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Or who?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I just you know, it took many chats.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Who did you pull off?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
You know, it's our third year, our boss, and so
it's our third.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Year going to Magic Round and plus all the live
shows that we do.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
It just made sense.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
So you make a bit of a case and then
you go through the process and sign a bunch of stuff,
and yeah, so I've got got my name on it there, and.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
So Likeecki Big Show, does it say James Pugsley on it?
It does say James Pugsley on it, as you know,
producer of the show.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I've just got it to change.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Del Well, well what do we change? Because this is
the kind of dilemma we've got. Actually, maybe the best
way to solved this could be a big poll.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah? Sure, because one of the issues that I have
right from the get go here. I mean, it's great news, Pards,
well done men, but one of the issues I have
from the get go here is that we all have
to be together in order for you to use it.
Oh yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean

(07:19):
I know what you guys are, like, what do we do?
I've heard what you're going to get up to here,
So I don't want to be around that all the time.
So it really becomes a situation of who should be
in charge of the credit card.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
So, but if you're not going to be around us,
we won't have a card if you're in charge of it,
So you should not have.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
You shouldn't have it because at least the three of
us are going to be together. Have they committed to
go on this trip together? Yes, you should sort yourself.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Extuall might hang out with you guys. So the question
becomes who should have the card? Right so to be
in charge?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
And in your mind, were you just going to have
the card?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Well?

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, because you know, I'll be with you guys the
whole time wherever you are, I'll be doing the socials
and stuff and that way, it's just one person takes
care of it.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's got my name on it. I'll sort it out
for the issue we've got, you know, like producers come
and go, you know, where's the big show remains the same.
So on the way out of you who knows? Who knows?
I don't know what the higher ups and Jason are
talking about, you know.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah, God knows what meetings we've got set up on
the side.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
No idea. Actually, Moggie and Kizy just between us, this
may be a blessing in disguise.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Where do you guys go?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Because we could we could blow out here and then
someone out and then someone else cops it, you know
what I'm saying, someone else? There is that element on
the hook.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Can you speak?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
But really what we need to decide is who's going
to be in charge?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, maybe it should just be me. No, yeah, it's
just not how things can Yeah, we're going. I've played
the big polsting. So if you want to vote, who
gets me in charge of the Huducky Big Show new
credit card? He had to Hurduki's Instagram story there and
vote also three four eight three who do you think
should be in charge of it? And why is every
text in the drawer for fifty bucks cash thanks to

(09:06):
to leaders? That is three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Well, Mogi will just leave it at the taxi.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Yeah, actually true.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
You know what I'm saying is such a good fellers.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
This is a binding referendum anyway, failers, So three four
eight three let us know is she had.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
The whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ichi.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yes, indeed radio Head there on the radio Holdarkey Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty nine minutes
past four o'clock. Historic day for the Big Show. We've
finally been issued with our own credit card for when
we go on the road.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Feelers.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, because the way things usually work is you get
sent away for work and then work will cover your food,
and that you know within reason. But the process of
us actually extracting that sort of pay back to ourselves
is quite look at it so naturally that Jase gives
up straight away. Yeah, and Mogi you have a crack
at it, but often lose receipts.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Well, I've got a new system now where I immediately
I take a photo of it, of the receipt, and
I put that in a folder on my phone, and
then I forget that I've taken any and then I
said my invoice and without any of the receipts, and
then I noticing bag.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
And then you leave your phone in an uber, yeah,
and then I leave my phone in an uber.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
So it's a huge decision who gets to actually look
after the card, who is responsible for it? Pugs has
gone and organized it all, but then he's written his
name on it. Instead of writing a Huducky Big Show
on it, he's written James Pugsy on it. That's right,
doesn't make any sense to me.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Look, there's a discussion here where you guys have to
decide who should have it. I think I go right
off the top. I just need to rule myself out. Yeah,
I don't think I'm responsible enough. Number one, I've got
a habit of losing things, my phone, my computer.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
My wallet.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Yeah, I'm pretty much a posy thing. My ear pods,
I haven't told you about that. Casey, I've got one
aarpod left now. I don't know where the cases or
the right pod is gone. It's just that's just gone now.
So I just I would like to rule myself out
because I don't want to have that kind of a
weight on my shoulders because I am just going to
be going full noise. Chances are I'm going to come

(11:09):
home without my shoes on at some point.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Remember the time we just got there and straight away
your jndles broke, And I.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Mean realistically, we're going to rule you out right, No, no, no, no,
Why would you rule me out? Well, just because you
know it's your big weekend, No it's not. And it's
a work trip and you said, you know you build
up to this every year, So rather than to have
the stress and strain of having to be responsible for
the funds, you could just leave that to old hoodie Ja.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, no way, you're in charge of it because and
this is the thing, right, who here has about one
hundred different accounts, all named different things and runs a
very tight ship.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Complete shambles account account.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, your wife's not coming on the trip, keasy.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
You know, I know, but she has taught me very well.
I think I'm very fiscally responsible. We're jace, like, do
you even know how to use a credit card? Because
I know that you carry around a sack with a
dollar sign written on it full of coins, That's right.
Usually that's how you pay for everything.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Well, I know that's to give to other people, to
the poor and needy.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
And then and then last year when you went to
Magic Ground, your wife penned a fifty dollar note to
your jersey with a safety pen and that was your
allowance for the weekend.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, that was my spending money.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, yeah exactly. So I just I mean, I feel
like I should look at the text machine three four
eight three.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, what's the vibe there, kezym.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Someone here is saying that birdship Chris should look after it,
and then it says brackets the cat, Oh the cat, Yeah,
Nogi's cat.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
But we're not taking your cat to Brisbane.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
No, No, this is very nice from Tom Chuck Kesey's
ears in charge of it so that the Fellers can
get on the piss with them. It doesn't make any sense, guys,
jiz Blot should be in charges. He manages his transactions
on various OnlyFans accounts very efficiently. Yeah, thank you, But

(13:00):
you know this is different from you just running different
only fans accounts. I'm gonna be honest. Most of these
are extremely what is it called an adults and insulting. Yeah,
and this one, he's just incorrect. Daniel says, don't let
Keesy have the card. He'll just buy nappies, a pram
and milk expressing equipment.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Congrats Kesy, by the way, congrats. Yeah, well, I thought
you guys are creating an issue where there isn't one. Whatdy.
J obviously can't have it because he's going to be
off by himself at art galleries and things like that,
so nothing we get charged to it.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
We've got to respond to him things charged to it.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
We've got to responsibility to run it up as much
as possible that the card needs to serve the majority
of the group, which Jason's excluded himself from. You're going
to be You're going to be mothered. That's just the
kind of guy that you are. And pegs Son, you
just want to leave the responsibility with him because it's
got his name on the credit card. He is responsible
for all of the admind and he is also going
to be on the hammer as well, so you get

(13:51):
to have all the joys of owning a credit card
without any of the responsibility. So I say just let
let pugs have it.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Man right, well, we've put it out to a big
pole now, so can I just say very quickly that
you know, in terms of mean, I'll be there in
the mornings, fellas when Kizy wants his spicy mintce you
knows on toast and stuff, I'll be there. I'll be
there for you.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
But then will you be there at four o'clock in
the morning on Keckston Street when we want to put
another four hundred dollars into the Queen of the Nile exactly.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
At a Hodarky Big Show on the Instagram story there
vote and also fellas coming up shortly another chance to
get yourself from the drawer for a brand new electric
motorbike as well to get ready to call one hundred Darky.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky,
the Sons of Hodache. Let's see who wants to ride
with the Street Dogs.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, man, you want to win yourself a Street Dog
electric motorbike. Oh yeah, we've got one to give away
in the South arm and want to give away in
the North Island fields. That's right.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
Just as we came out of that break there, I
was steering straight across at Jason. I was doing a
fake reeve on the motorbike, you know, really give them
the death, and he just looked at me like I
was mad, and then just looked away. He's having absolutely
nothing he does every day. Yeah, it's true, you're right
because you are a.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Bit mad, though, old Moggy Mogi Mad.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
I'm Mogie they call him.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
That's right. We've got one to give away to our
South Island chapter one from the North and both actually
get to choose whether they'd like the Street Dog fifty,
which is rideable for anyone with a car license, yes,
or you want the Street Dog x A if you've
got a motorbike license, So there's too to choose from.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Both of those electric bikes go faster than the one
you board. A keasy no.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Kezy, what's happened to that bike?

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Just out of interest?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
The process of getting it complied, but it failed on
a head of cracked break hose, which I've got to change.
Come on, man, and then I'll have a finally be
able to start restoring it. To be honest, it'd be
a lot easier just to get a street doll, get
a street dog man.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Hey, well, let's go to the farm lines and get
people on the jaws. Shall we get a Shannon? How's life?

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Here we go? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Good things, mate? Tell me Shannon, what do you do
for a crust? Mate? I'm a duty old world going
say it?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Say it, Casey, Shannon, m le tig brother.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, good stuff. And have you owned a bike in
your life? Shannon?

Speaker 5 (16:23):
I have, but not a literous one. Yeah, pretty flash.
Have you even done a scud man? Maybe one or two?

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Are you eating Macan's toffees?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
I'm reading though lollies, chatting to the feelings. That's backbone.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Good on your Shannon. You're on the drawer, mate. Good
a Jake, your man, bastard? How's life? And what do
you do for a crust? Jake?

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Just the apple capital?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Good backbone? Back bone, Meg tig carpenter.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
For the swing of hammer.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Ye orthodox swing, yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Nice, Yeah you're nice, Hey, Jakie. You a bit of
a hog rider man.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Ah, you have been on the hogs mate, Yeah, you're
normally in the front men of your right bitch.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Uh yeah, I'm still up on the back catlin at
the at the really.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Got the hair tied up, ye backbone?

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Good on your jakes down the line bucks will saw
you out And finally Gary and made barstard. How's life? Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Good things you got?

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Man?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
How's welly today? Mate? Because jeez, you fellas have been
under the gunner bit this year.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Make give a bit of flooding and a few go
for swings.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
It's beautiful. Yeah on you mate?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah? Does the still smell at poos down there?

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Gary? Because you're an otion full of poos? Gary?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
And yeah Andy, Gary, What do you do for a crust.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Traveling salesman? Ah, you're running a couple of three families
the men. That'll be the ideal situation.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
You know what, Gary, you're in the drawer as well, mate,
fingers crossed, mate, tell you what for a traveling salesman?
I think he needs a bit of.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Phone yeah, we in and out. Well, I'll tell you what.
He's a silver tongue bastard.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Isn't he. I'm quite stressful running a three family scenario,
wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Why are you considering it?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Well? No, you know, just be you could see you know,
you're the slip of the tongue.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yeah, your misses wrong?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
And I mean who's Roseanne John?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I mean yeah, I mean what by the way, someone's
just ticking here? Can a Fellers? Can you just tell
me a little bit more about Street Dog and the
electric motorcycle?

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Great question.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Both of the bikes we're giving away, the Street Dog
fifty and the XR, are electric. They're stylish. That rebellious
is how the fully electric, effortless to ride, custom built,
seriously good looking and very.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Stay great looking. And as soon as I saw that
we're giving them away, I inquired as to get in
one myself.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yes, they are bloody good looking. I mean, I'm not
generally interested in the vehicles of any kind of form,
but they were beautiful and this silent.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
They are silent, silent just so ah gee, it an
excess man?

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
And exists there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening. The time is four point fifty two.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Let's talk about Kelly with Mike Minogue. Yeah, sorry, No,
you're not man.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
You know I'm already on edge. You're just trying to.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Wrap me up.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Jason. We're not on the edge or on hidarkey. Come on,
how many times I have to tell you that.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
You're good man? Fellas. I've been watching some more of
Widow's Bay. There's only three episodes available. The next one
will be available on your Wednesday there. It's about a
an island somewhere in America where they're trying to get
the tourists, and they get the tourism, but the heats
of spooky stuff going on. Spooky and it is, but
it's funny, very quirky characters and also pretty scary. There's

(20:24):
some scary stuff going on in there. Good Frights, highly recommend.
I re can probably four out of a possible five
busies that's on your Apple TV. Get involved. But I
am going to say I'm not going to watch anymore
until all the episodes are out so I can just
smash them because it's annoying. Widow's Bay. Very good, very good.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
I think I've got Apple. I think I do have Apple.
But you know how you just lose track of what
you've got and what you don't.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
And this way you're not allowed to credit card.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Very complicated.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
So you change the channel and you still can't work
it out.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Eh. I just on Samsung TV. Now you sit on
your TV and I watch, you know, I survived and
this is great. This is great channel called r CD,
I think it's called and all at plays. It's just
all these really old school movies. So I just said
on that. I watched the Harrison Ford one last time.
I couldn't even really tell you what it was about,

(21:18):
but it was mindless. I like Harrison Ford.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
It was good.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Was it the longcause this is a great little bit
of con We don't know what it was called.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Yeah, but it was great. Not on the buzzy scale. Nah.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Was it the one with the whip in the hat?

Speaker 4 (21:33):
No? Okay?

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Was it the one where he was in the armish community. No?
Was it the one where he jumped off the waterfall?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (21:41):
Oh good, Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
That one I watched seriously. Over the weekend, I watched
some Samsung TV something the terrible Airbnb were staying and
had Samsung TV, and I was like, I got to
check this out because whatdy Jay's been banging on about
it interesting sit up. They've got a whole lot of
the weirdest channels. One channel was just cricket matches from
the eighties, and then another channel after that was just

(22:03):
playing NonStop highlights of the twenty fifteen PGA tour, Keep going,
keep going through couldn't find anything for ages, then found
one about trains.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Trains.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
There's always something on Samsung TV.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Get it today. You should be a spokesperson. But that's
not what I want to review. Last night I watched
I think it's the third episode of Celebrity Treasure Island,
the latest season on TVNZ Plus, and I'm gonna be honest,
this season just has not grabbed me at all. It's
through no fault of their own. Last night, two players

(22:38):
got injured doing a challenge and we then left the
island and it's just like, okay, cool. So now they're
gonna have to drag out the same amount of episodes
with less eliminations and stuff like that, and just this,
I don't know, it just hasn't grabbed me. I don't
know why. It's a shame because I love that show.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Shut it down.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
No, I've got to keep watching it out of here.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Yeah, No, I've heard that it gets very dramatic.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I hope so a bit of job. But it just
hasn't you know what. A show just doesn't grab you
like it should grab you.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, I'll give you.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
This season probably two point eight busies out of five
so far.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
It sounds like they should give it the keysy Yeah,
and just as.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Just set kezy.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, but that's on TVs. Plus, Hey, Jason's coming up
after five.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
That is a really good question because I've heard you
guys banging on about, you know, going to Magic Round
and I'm going to do this and then we'll do
this and then that will be terrific.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
So we're going to go through our Magic Ground plans.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
You're going to go through your Magic Round plans. We
did have a comedian coming in, but I don't I
don't know what's happened with that.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
He just completely didn't show up.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Okay, showed up comedians. So you can never trust And
you know, I mentioned it yesterday on the show. A
Gratitude book Now Journal Journal so I can start, you know,
posting things. I'm grateful for posting them in your book
and my book.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, the whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Hold Ikey, welcome back your missive bagbones. Hope your Tuesday's
going off. You're listening to the Big Show. Incidentally brought
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Speaker 2 (24:14):
Right to Leado's natural electrore like dreams. Can't find us,
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the heads up, Moggie. I think Jason is just still
in a little horr of a mood, just a bit
far better than yesterday.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Only Bailey, Yeah, look at them.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
And the thing is mate, mate, sorry, Jace, can I
call you jas?

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, man, this new shirt man. Just thank you for
noticing Magie.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
The thing is, Jace, we want you to be enjoying
what you're doing, you know, and if there's anything weakened
that Moggie and I can do to make your experience
here better, you need to let us know.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
You can leave.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Period jokes.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah, because you know when we came in today, old
Keesy was in a who he was he was a.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Of a mood and then I said, hey, I've got
a job to do, and I snapped out of it.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
And that's what I do every single day without fail.
I snap out of it and just dosh dosh dosh
quality radios.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Good on you, mate, But no.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I've had a little moments of being moody today. Not
as bad as yesterday. Yesterday was bad.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
The weekend was bad. I'll tell you it was bad.
This weekend is not going to be good. I'm worried
about you this weekend because, of course, Jase, you've given
up the vaping for the month of May. Temptation is
going to be everywhere over this coming weekend. You're gonna
hate it. You're gonna be away with us. We're going
to be booze. We're going to be screaming in your ear.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Actually, in Australia, isn't it way harder to buy vapes?
Very difficult, So it'll be straight to the everywhere. No,
I don't think there's honey in dart.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Because I had a vape in Australia and it was
pretty easy.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Jeez, he's got to cover the sky knows out of
travel you got cash.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
And actually, because I mean I'm gonna I'm doing a
bit of a cultural tour of Brazil, and so I
won't really be around you losers, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
So I thought you might just sneak off for a
vape someone who.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Knows what I do in my private space and time,
you know, just cruising down the river or no, I
don't do that. Key's discussing what you just did with
your hand, It was to earn your mouth was.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Discuss what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
That is disgusting? Man, Speaking of Brisbane, the Fellow's gonna
crap on about their plans of how they're going about
it next.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
We've got plans. We've got a game plan for Brisbane.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Right, here's music.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
In on radio and silver Gear there on the radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening. The time is five
thirteen if you don't know it. The Fellows are off
to Brizzy on Friday. And I've been sitting quietly in
the studio here and out in the office listening to
these backbones bang on about their plans and how they're

(27:13):
going to tackle the weekend.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Yeah, that's right. That's exactly right. Now. This is our
third year, isn't it feels, And we've gained a little
bit of experience over that time about what works and
what doesn't.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah. And the interesting thing is the first year it
was just like blow out, blowout the Warriors one, Okay,
we'll miss out flights and have another blowout. That's how
we played it, absolutely cooked. After that second year kind
of did the same thing. It was like blow out, blowout,
wake up super early in the morning and flow home.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
And you're wrecked. Yeah. I can't remember last year. Yah know.
It's a blur, isn't it. It just feels like the
one time we've been absolutely all Honestly, I can't separate them.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
And I'm the same. It's just one big blurry thing
except for last year, and I was there, so whenever
he was there, I go, oh that was last year. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
So this year it's kind of like, do you just
keep doing that and it just all floods into one
memory that's.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Responsibly of course. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Does that apply in Australia. I'm not sure it does.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
And also have the same blowout and the other issue that.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
I've gotten and you don't have this Cusy, because you're
a good fifteen years younger than me, is I don't.
I don't have three days in a row in me anymore,
certainly because I've been out of practice. So if I've
been on it all year, then sure maybe I'd have
a crack at it. But the kind of the problems
that I've got is Number One, I want to be
in my absolute prime on for the Warriors game against

(28:34):
the Broncos. It's going to be the biggest game of
the weekend, not just because we're playing, but because it's
also at the home of the Broncos.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
It'll be going to be a crowd, it's going to
be massive, and that's on Sunday, and that's on Sundays.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
So that's my problem. I want to be on fire
for that. So in order to be in Great Neck,
that's the last day. Yeah, how am I going to
be in Great Neck on the last day, Jase? It's
not possible. So the only way, So there's that Number two,
I'm old. Number three, I also know I'm not strong
enough to RESI first night fever, so I can say
that I'm not going to get on it on the
first night. I'm lying to myself and I know it.

(29:05):
I've never ever not got on it on the first
night now in my life.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, any like especially agree. I mean, all I can
speak from is experience any group of guys organizing a
trip to go somewhere, like we are with the four
guys and then we're gonna meet that one is over
there as well, Like every single one of them always
gets first night fever, and you get stuck in on
the first night and potentially ruined the whole trip. It's
a real thing.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Now, if you're younger, it's fine, you can kind of
recover cover a little bit quicker. But at my age,
like even last year. I think it was last year
because my brother and Will turned up on a Saturday
and I was an absolute pile, absolutely useless. So he
turned up all excited and I and I had nothing,
absolutely nothing. So I think what I have to do
is first night just embrace what I am, which is

(29:47):
a scumbag. So first night fever, I'm into it. Yeah, Saturday,
I'm just going to be a hangover scum bag all
day long. Now, I might go to a bar, I
might get a restaurant, but I'm not going back to
Kexton Street. I'm not going to feel the weight of
having to get down to the ground and watch games
or anything like that. I'm gonna look after myself, get
to be at about seven pm on Saturday, on Saturday night,
and then on Sunday on brand new again. I'm rearing

(30:09):
to go. I'm up at six am and we're into it.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
This is the thing, right, do you want to want
so you're one hundred percent ing two of the three nights, yes,
with the option. The other alternative is one hundred percent
the first night and then sort of sixty percent the
second night, and then about thirty percent the third night.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Yeah. I don't want to do that because I think
that that Worries game is too important. You don't want
to celebrate a win by being unable to celebrate the win.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
My consin is that I'm a pieceish Well, yes, I
mean Caysy's just Keysy, isn't he? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:44):
What the hell's that supposed to mean?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
MOGI? Is that you will not after having the first
night blowout, yeah, by the second day hangover.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Well, this is you know, Look, all I can do
is make a plan. I'm not saying I'm going to
follow it. It's like the best laid plans of men,
you know, So I'll make the plan that seems Look,
I've tried everything else, Jays. And by everything else, I
mean I've tried to get in on it the first day,
and the second day and the third day. I've tried that.
So I've done that twice. Let's see what this looks
like if I try it the other way, because I

(31:17):
really want to be on fire that last day, that's
the important day.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Friday, I'm going to a concert.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
What kind of concert are you?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Yes, symphony, Satty. I've got a lovely river tour, and
then I'm going to a musical. And in between the
tour of the the river and the musical, visit a
few galleries, right, a light lunch salad like Heroin and

(31:51):
that um or like art gallery. The Sunday, I'll reluctantly
join you for the big match.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Oh wow, And that's the thing. I want to be
in my prime for that, because there's nothing that Jayce
loves more than you and me standing on either side
of him. Kezy absolutely hammered, screaming as the Ways bring
it home over the course of eighty minutes.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
See, now, that's a good goal to aim for I
loved doing that.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yes, two years in the right, it's been great.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yes, I've had a word to Dave from Boys Trip. Yeah,
he said, I promise you, Jace, that's never going to
happen again. That first That first one was a shocker.
When you beat the Panthers, you guys, I was just

(32:37):
like out of there.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
After the game, you.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Flew home and we stayed on.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
It was bloody great.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Look, if anyone else has got any strategies on how
they would approach this particular weekend, it's not an issue
but situation. Feel free to text through on three four
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Speaker 1 (32:54):
The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
On Radio Royal Blood. There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show,
we're talking plans for our upcoming tour of Brizzi starting
on Friday. Mogi's plan in short, you go hard on
the Friday when we arrive, go easy on the set.
Do you recover on the set? Do you go hard
on the Sunday? One hundred percent?

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Right? My goal is, Look, I know I get first
night fever. I know I can't resist it, so I
need to embrace it, go hard, hard hard, Friday had
had ad Yeah from them. We get to the airport
nine o'clock in the morning, then rest all day on Saturday,
not go easy, do nothing. Then on the Sunday because
I really want to go hard for the waz go
ahead again yeah, hard soft hard, yes, and then just

(33:37):
pieces on the flight home on the Monday.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
That's future moment.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
That's fine, that's fine, That's what the trip's for.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
That's what it's all about now, Jason, your strategy is
to pretty much flag everything that we're doing to waste
a trip and a ticket and a ticket that boys
Chepper put together for us to go to art galleries,
a river cruise, a musical and a symphony concert, get.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
A bit of culture in me feeling Australian culture quite seriously,
because we have been there twice and I've always been like,
I didn't see any of Brisbane.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Yeah, but you saw Cackson Street.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah that was more than enough. So I genuinely do
want to go and have a bit of a ticky
tour around, you know, chick it out, see what it's like,
see what's going on, what the city's like, all that sort.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Of jazz are you a credit card? No, you don't
get the work credit card.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
That is absolutely not happening.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
How do you feel about these texts on three four
eight three that say things like from John, what a
waste of a trip? Leave the little fellow behind? How
do you feel about that?

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
I feel strong in my own self and so it
doesn't It's like water off a duck's back.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
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asked if he can be swapped out for Hoyt to
be honest, I wouldn't mind that. Actually concerning is that
our winner Todd has textans asking if he can join Hoidy.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Ah, good on you too.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
You can't make How do you know?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
How do you know he's our winner?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Because he's got his name written there?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Okay, you remember his name.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
If you turn on the computer, you'll be able to
access the same text machine I have access to. Okay,
I just no, you're just tapping a random keyboard.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
He did a computer on right.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
So my strategy for the weekend fellas traditionally it has been.
Over the three nights, go hard, go slightly less hard,
and then by the end of it you're trying to
go hard, you can't quite go hard.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
And once again I'm talking about magic.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Oh okay, yeah, because I was wondering there for a second.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
And then so this year I think I might start
soft on the Friday. Oh yeah, very soft on the Friday.
So you guys might be having beers at the airport
responsibly and all that sort of stuff. But I might
just you know, download a few podcasts, have the headphones on,
maybe have a nap on the plane, and then go

(35:56):
to the We've got to do a bit of an
event on the Friday. The head to the stadium at
a bar. Yeah, sure, but I don't have to get involved.
Heat to the stadium. Sure, they've got a bar tab.
I don't have to get involved in that. Yeah, go
to the stadium, buy a flag.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
I've never seen you refuse a bar tab if once.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Well this is his plan, though, Jose, This is to
maximize as fun.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, so the Friday night stadium, get a hot dog,
buy a flag, a punt of the chips coke zero
bid by like ten, you know what I mean, and
then set I know what you mean. Yeah, maybe start
to ramp it up a little bit, not too much,
it's mostly about the Sunday. But then again, on the Sunday,
do I have to get stuck in or do I

(36:38):
just stay in like a sort of chill mode for
the whole weekending and just enjoy and remember everything? Yeah,
what do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Yeah, well you can hang out with Jason. It's or
good me and plugs sort of.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I was going to say, that is the most bullshit
plan I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
It's a rough guide. I don't know if it's a plan. Yeah, yeah,
I give that.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Zero point zero zero zero one percent chance of coming true.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
Oh, zero zero. My plan was actually to be in
bed by ten o'clock on Friday, but I do think
there's an honest chance of that happening. It's a long day.
It's a long day on Friday.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I don't think it's gonnappen plus ten o'clock over there
is midnight. Oh yeah, it's extra a couple of hours.
So we'll steamer and enough to be.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
He's indeed friends Ferdinand there on the radio ho Donkey
Big Show this Tuesday evening. The time is exactly twenty
to six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Fellas some huge news a few weeks back, the keysy
sort of star. You know, I went to another level,
didn't it on the rise?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah, yeah, it rose to another level in terms of
my fame and my celebrity. I was asked to be
in Woman's Day magazine, yeah, which is obviously huge.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
I've never been in it.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I've never been asked, Hey, you say the word and
I'll put in a good word for you.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
All good.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
And so a few weeks ago we had the photographs taken,
which is quite an enjoyable experience. Really, I was really
dreading it.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
I was like, oh gosh, this is not my cup
of tea at all. But came around.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
They were lovely and you know, took photos of my
wife and I had our house was very nice. Well,
it was actually was a beautiful.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Day because you went out the night before and got
all new sort of gears, didn't you?

Speaker 5 (38:26):
I did?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I did.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
I went out.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
I got some new threads just because they were like,
have three outfits available, and I was like, whoa, And
none of the outfits can have logos or anything, you
know what I mean. So I had to go and
just buy a few new things, which is great, But
today we actually had the interview for the actual meat
and potatoes of what the interview, the sort of article
is going to be written around, and we fleshed it out.
They went through various parts of our relationship and my

(38:49):
career and things like that. But at the end it
was an interesting question and I didn't know how to
answer it. And it was about a relationship, and the
question was what's something that might surprise people about your relationship?
And my wife and I sort of like looked at
each other, We're like, ah, I don't know, and then

(39:09):
I was like, oh, apart from it being an open relationship, I'm.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Not really sure.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
True.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah, yeah, well there was a joke that I just
sort of said off that just to sort of light that,
you know, just also just many a.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
True thing is said in jest. Yes, thank you, And
you know there was that gym thing with that other
oh yes, remember I.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Do well, No, that's you know, that's increatd. It was
a woman what's the headline? I don't know on the
rocks with me? Easy, that's you clearly never read woman's
day because they're not blah blah blah with me. Someone
that doesn't. It's not how they write the headlights.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
There's a trick there because it works a treat here.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Baby on the Way, it's not about baby on the way. Nothing.
We did mention babies. Actually asked like, you know, what
are the plans for the future. Oh yeah, you're keeping
it keeping on the d L though it's gonna ge
yourself some real room, you know. You just sort of say, oh,
you know, we're you know, we're pretty happy as.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
We try and enjoying trying. No, I didn't say not
enjoying trying.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
No, that's not what we're trying, but not not enjoying
it really doesn't like yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Well no, that's yeah. So I was just thinking, fellas,
what's an interesting thing people don't know about your relationship?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Oh mind?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
But how would you respond to that question?

Speaker 5 (40:27):
Yeah, it's a good question. I mean, I mean, but
it's what it's probably never been put into words before,
but probably that my wife is the happiest woman in
the world. But they get I mean, if people gave
it half a thought, they would know that. Yeah, right,
you know what I mean, she'd say the same thing, but.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
She'd say it through tears of joy.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yes, yeah, what about you, Jason, I think sort of
in a similar vein. Really, it would be along the
lines of it just gets better and better. Yeah, you
know people talk about, oh, you know the seven year
etch and all that sort of jazz. I think for

(41:08):
my wife, it's like every year there's just another joy.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Is just a year gets it year, you know, it's
every day another scratch, It's.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Just another joyful thing. I mean, I certainly wouldn't do
what you didn't say that, you know, give my sexual
sort of secrets away.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Well that's what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Or just the open relationship and stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Well, no, there was a joke.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
I made a joke. She laughed.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
We all had a good chuckle.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Oh yeah, they probably felt uncomfortable a lot sometimes. Just
to diffuse the situation, you sort of laugh and hope
to move on.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Do you guys like Metallica when she is just to
know what else you said? To be honest with your
keys the Metallica started?

Speaker 5 (41:57):
Now Man is one.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
The Whodichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Welcome back, your messive, bank Bones, how's your Tuesday? Night
going well. I hope, by the way, you're listening at
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Speaker 2 (42:19):
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Speaker 3 (42:30):
I was just looking into Studio B. What are you
do you think? I'm looking at Pugs's mow and you
know whether he shave it off?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Because he's a good looking fella. I was like, he
should shave his mo off.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Why would he do that?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Well, just because I'm curious to know what he had
looked like.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Yeah, we should do it for that reason.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
And I think you should shave your mow off for
magic round keys.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
That's a good idea. I'm down with that.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Well, would that achieve other than heaps people being gutted? Yeah,
that's true, my wife among them.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Hey, now listen, what's for teen news? Yealan is coming
up next? So text us on three four eight three? Yeah,
what's for dinner? And what your name is and where
you're texting?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
For texting from it's three four three, you win fifty
bucks cash before then, though, Fellows, what are you guys
having for tea?

Speaker 5 (43:21):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
That is what I want to know.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
I'm having peter bread with falaffles and various sort of
salad arrangements and sauces. Well, it's kind of young. And
the thing that's annoying me about and I'm very grateful
you're not for that. The thing that's annoying me about
it is that it was my idea and now I'm
going I don't want that. Yeah, you know what do
you guys ever do that?

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Well? No, it's sort of the sort of thing where
because you're in a perpetual horror of the movie. Yeah,
at a moment, the month of May is for you
just a moody month. You're never gonna be happy no
matter what's going on, Joe. So, and that's just all
there is to it.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
I think that's true. I think there's a lot of
truth to that.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Do you have what's the chickpea stuff called homos? Do
you have homos on there?

Speaker 5 (44:03):
And Ducker.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Hormos? Hummos hummus and Ducker We do.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Have hummus and we make our own little homemade sort
of minty yogurt sauce but called ducker. I don't have
any ducker.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Do you not have a ducker?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
I love a ducker.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Don't got a ducker.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
We're a ducker.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
What are you having, Kiezy?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
I believe we're having Bang Bang chicken tacos from my
food Hello box.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Yeah, I've got a Hello box going on. I'm not
sure what we're having though. Yeah, I'll find out when
I get home, Fellers, and I'll update you tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Could you seend some picks into the chant?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
We're gonna be honest. Last night we had like a
butterfly lamb situation with a nice sellar. The lamb wasn't
very nice.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
You're not like that.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
I was like, oh, this is worse than the lab
we'd normally get from the super You've got a case
of the woody jays, I do. I wasn't a who.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Anyway, Keep those texts coming on three, four eight three.
In the meantime, here's the Arctic Monkeys.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
The Whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Who Fight is z on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday evening. But right now it's time for.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Oh you hey, guys. Text here from Steve, what's on
the tea with me? Dinner with Me?

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Keys? That's good, yes, so good fellas.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
It's the segment where you text in on three four
eight three what you're having for dinner and your name
and where are texting from as well we read it
on the show and then you can potentially win fifty
bucks cash.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Pretty good segment. It's a brilliant segment.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Keys.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
He never been done before in radio. No, and everybody's
copying us now they look like fool.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Really, it just grows and grows the segment.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
This one's from Jeremy.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Jeremy Spoken Class Today.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Wows, that's Jeremy Spoken Class Today. Yoday, guys, Jeremy spoke
from the nak here. What's on the Dinner with Me
TV tonight is homemade chicken, panan curry, rice and rotti.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
No.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Yeah, I love curry.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, I know that. I'm I'm all g with that.
I prefer to be having that myself. Yeah, I like
it panang Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Love curry so much.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Man.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, I'd say it's one of my favorite foods if
it wasn't already. Pizza, yeah, noodles and yeah yeah and
beers uh good, there feelers Richard here Malanga.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Yes, it's Richie Mwanga.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
I had no Richard's Burton Burton actor.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Yeah, yeah, get there.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Richie Muanga here making homemade smash burgers with some in
and out burger sauce imported.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
That's Richard from Auckland.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
So many things about that irritated.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
The smashburger is annoying. I gotta say, I never used
to be worried about it, but Jason's got me on
board because of the smashed avocado. Yes, smash burger, so
you just it's a patty but your smasher is that
the idea?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I mean, like you could boil it down to that.
But unlike a smashed ever, which is just smashing a
piece of ebo, smash burger involves making circles of mince
with like butter and all sorts, putting them in the fridge,
smashing them really thin, and there's a whole thing to it,
and then you layer them and it's amazing. It's delicious
and it's really juicy. It's succulent. You got you and

(47:20):
a hoo of a mood too. Have you given up vapor?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
You don't know the sad that chase. Look, it does
sound good.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
I'm happy with that. I'd go with that.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
You know what we should do is get you guys
a good smash burger.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
I know a good places, A good place.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, okay, it's at sun Corpse Stadium this weekend at
Magic Ground. Oh no, that's a smashed burger. Get there, Feelers,
Pete here.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Davidson, Sam Press, Pete's Dragon, Peter Palmley Walker.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Now just from Toadhunger, getting guy's Pete here from Toadhunger,
Bubble and squeak.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Tonight, we can't this has come up and we go
what is But I feel like it's left over dinner,
which is but I feel like it's mashed potatoes with potatoes,
potatoes and some other stuff in there.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Yes, and saucy. Oh yeah, I think saucy is involved there.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah, Bubble and squeak. I'm actually gurgling.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
It's a lot of them. You got bubble and sweet,
you got toad in the whole there's a whole bunch
of English people people in a blanket.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
What's described here as one of the great peasant dishes of.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
The words food. That's what I would call it, cooked.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Cooked, potatoes and cabbage mixed together and fried with leftovers.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Who's got cabbage though? Cabbages an old fashioned sort of
a set up, isn't it. People don't really eat there.
It's very rare to come across a cabbage. I've got
to be honest with you, Mogi. My wife loves a
bit of cabbage, she you know, but your purple cabbage.
Oh yeah, she's like she's always chucking bits starts to
be in a salad. Not very rare to see it cooked,

(49:09):
and certainly an old school green one, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Yeah, I do, I do.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
When you went to school, did you used to sort
of make fun of other kids by calling them a cabbage?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:17):
It normally meant that they were deficient in the i
Q something on those lines, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Yeah, I can't remember, because we used to and we
used to actually bracket it by because it'd be different
levels of classes, and so my mate he wasn't too
crash hot at maths, so he was in cabbage math.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, right, okay, because that's just a bit of a
flashback there, that word. Yeah, you're saying it so often, cabbage.
Do you want one more, Give me one? Geezy, This
is Greg here. Good day guys, Greg here.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Greg Churchill, Gregory Hines, Greg Greg's coffee.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Turn.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Ah, No it's not. It was a it was a
pocket text nevermind.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Actually, Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in week.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Days at for on Radio calamnop there on the radio Hodarchy.
Big Show this Tuesday evening, the time being twenty five
minutes past six o'clock and it was a historic day
to day for the Big Show. We've been given our
first ever credit card for the team, and so we

(50:24):
made a big poll and the basic premise behind the
big pole was who do you think should be in
charge of said credit card?

Speaker 5 (50:31):
That's right because as the chances are, what's going to
happen here is everyone's going to get a few beers
in them at some point, we're going to get lost
from each other. And you want to make sure you're
as close to that credit card as possible. So if
it's in your own pocket, great chance of running everything
up on that credit card. If not, you're back in
their position of having to keep receipts and then put
them through to get reimbursed. Hard hard stuff. The other beauty.

(50:51):
Can I say, Fellows, of having the credit card is
you can't point in the fring of a blame. Management
doesn't know who's put what onto the credit card. If
you're the one putting receipts through personally, it's obviously yours. Correct,
So the credit card comes with an excellent amount of mity.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Thanks for having me back, Fellows. Just on that last
point there, Mogi, it's my name on the card.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
So all that stuff you were talking about in terms
of you know, no one's going to know who's done what,
it's obviously going to come flying at me.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
So that's another reason why I need to hold it.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
You're like the shield, aren't you, Pugs, or the human shield?
The human shield for the Big Show. You take the
flat for the fellows. If the ship's going down, you
stay on the ship. It's all the fellows get in
the life like a captain. Yeah the captain, cheers Jason.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
And Kevin pug wash. So, Pugs, am I right in
saying that in order for us to get this credit card,
you had to be like, this will be my company
credit card, me as the producer of the Big Show,
as opposed to, hey, can the failers on the Big
Show have a credit card. Well, it was it was
for the team. He wasn't me, you know, it was

(52:11):
it was in consideration.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
He always one for the team.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Don't you like a shield shield bagwash boat stayer who
loves Vietnam? So this this photo up on the instagram
the Hucky Big Show, and it's a photo of the
four of us.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Pugs is holding the new credit card and he's smart.
He's covering the numbers.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Yeah, you know because I posted Jason's mobile number on
the internet.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
That was three years ago, and I've learned a lot
since the fellas. He's very nervous now whenever he posts
a screenshot of the group chat. All right, so you
can vote on the Huducky Big Show slash Radio Hudarck.
He's instagram there now out of interest. Who do you
think received the least amount of votes?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Mogi Logi?

Speaker 5 (52:59):
What do you think would have gone? Pretty good? Actually,
I think people will be voting for the person that
they think is going to be the most reckless. I
would have thought. I think I was last. Do you
think you were last? Okay?

Speaker 2 (53:10):
What's interesting is in last place with ten percent of
the votes. Oh, Kezy. Oh my god, I thought i'd
be okay, I thought people are Kezy, you know, he's
the sort of the sensible one.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
I don't think they'll be voting though, that's not what
they'll be thinking, surely.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Okay, second place until last you mean second to last year? Sorry,
second to last? Yes, I was ten percent. Yeah, Nick's
best Mogi with fourteen Wow, there you go. So nobody
wants me or Mogi to have the car?

Speaker 5 (53:45):
Well, there we are the biggest. Wow. That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
I think what's happened here because it's Jas and Pugs.
It's half and half people being like, oh, sensible about it,
Pug should have it, yeah, and the other half is
like trying to take the person say that Jay should
have it. That's what I think is happening in third
place when I second place? Yeah, pugsn forty four percent? Boomgsn.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
So what percentage did I get?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
It doesn't really matter, man, doesn't matter to me.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Well, in Mogi, you made the absolutely perfect points. We've
got the cover of who's you know. But also, as
I mentioned earlier in the show, there is a massive
bonus that if it all turns to shite, Yeah, it's
all on Pugs, Can.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
I say there's every chance it will?

Speaker 6 (54:39):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Yes, And Pugs finds himself now in a very precarious
position where he is the one with the credit card. Now,
if he was to leave that on a table, just
turn us back for a minute when they're having a
be or anything like that. Anyone's just just grab that
credit card, sneak off. There's all sorts of things. Why
are you trying to put fear into me?

Speaker 6 (54:56):
Mo?

Speaker 3 (54:57):
You I can totally see key, you know ten deep
in game. Come on, Pugs man, just give And I'm not.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
I told you guys, I'm taking it easy at major grounds.
It's not that funny, is it. Congrats Pugs.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Pixie's on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
The time is six thirty eight. Now, fellas, with all
this magic round chat would be very remiss not to
chat the Warriors.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Yeah, time to chat footy with me, kazy, What are
the Warriors up to? Warriors are taking on the premiership
winning Brisbane Broncos this coming Sunday six oh five pm
New Zealand time four pm Ossie time. We'll be over

(55:55):
there in Brizzy suncle study of magic ground watching this matchup. Now,
few interesting things have happened. The team list came out
at six pm sharp. Just going over it there. First
notable thing is that Mitch Barnett, who was amazing last
season and played in State of Origin, he is starting
at prop and Jackson Ford, who was leading the dally Ms,

(56:16):
which is the basically the polls for best player this seasons.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
Behind Ivan Cleary at the moment, Nathan, Sorry, Nathan, yes not,
I haven't a game.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
But Jackson Ford has gone from playing pretty much every
minute of every game to now be on the bench. Yes,
which is interesting.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
I think it's good to give him a bit of
a rest. Interesting that they've got forward going in there.
He will want to, I think, sorry, Barnett will want
to be trying to push his case for an Origin shot,
But I feel like I feel like he's probably got
no chance now given the lateness he was injured. He
did as acl last year. He came back, he pretty
much immediately I think broke his thumb. Yeah, he came

(56:56):
back again and then got injured again or maybe even
a concussion, quite remember what it was.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
He's been of a batter this year. But it's interesting.
Obviously Barnett's going to the Broncos next year. He is,
and we just had a buy so jackson Ford's had
a week off, but I wouldn't be surprised that jackson
Ford still played, you know, the bulk of minutes and
in the front row.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
There.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Another thing that's interesting too is today Luke Metcalf, Jason
yeah Man, Luca, Mickey Afu. We've been calling him. He
was excellent last season, he was leading the Delian leaderboard,
same as jackson Ford this season and then did his
acl hasn't played since, played one game where we got
beaten at home, wasn't two games, two games yet, came

(57:33):
off the bench for one of them, and hasn't looked himself.
Didn't come up through the sort of the cup reserve
grade like most injured players usually do. And basically what's
happened is he got injured while he was the way
tenor boys come in. Has looked amazing and half back
and they've said to him he can look elsewhere at
other clubs.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Now, well they haven't just said to him, he's requested
that he could look elsewhere. So he obviously wants to play.
He's not happy playing a supporting role. He doesn't want
to go team fast and look, he's two seven years old.
He wants to play some footy and fear enough. And
if you're not into it and you don't want to
stick around, then it's better that he's not there. You
don't want to And Adam Fanola Blake sort of a
vibe around the club, which I think is possibly what's

(58:10):
going on.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
And yeah, the year before last, that's right.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
So what's really interesting about this as well, Jason, you'll
be loving this is that not only is that going on,
but as resulted in him not even being on the
bench or the extended bench, so they are obviously distanting
Metca from the team. They're not even having him in
a support role in any way, shape or form. So
that will be I would imagine the end of him

(58:34):
for the season.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Which is great. If I was Metcalf, I would be
trying to get over to p and G Papa New Guinea. Yeah,
you know, try to make a case to get over
there and join Jerome Leui and the halves chase because
any Ossie players, well sorry, any Ossie players that joined
this new Papa New Guinea team. They don't have to
pay any tax, that's right. So Jerome Leui, who's he's
a pretty good half. He got a two million dollar contract,

(58:57):
which you know, if he was paying tax on it
would be a lot, gets to keep all of it
and he got flown to Papa New Guinea into private year.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Yeah. So anyway, the team, if we go through the team,
you want to go through the team, They're easy, are
you go for it? Okay? Well? Too old? Picky?

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (59:13):
Fallback Watts, a Lesbiak and Carnperira are your wings layer,
Tower and Pompey is centers, Harris de Vita and Boyd
and the haves Fisher Harris Egan at Hooker and Barnett
is your other prop hell Seema cape Well and Clark
rounded out and extended bench. There is Sam Heay, Jackson, Ford, Valemonger,

(59:34):
Jacob Laban, Souris Smith and to mighty Martin it is
pretty bloody good and improve on it.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Other than I'd have Roger back at left center, but
he's injured his shoulder. Roger to bask Jace your favorite player,
Jason Man Jason, Hello, A step on him.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
Hey, it's good from you.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
That's good league, it's really good.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Thanks fellas, you're back with us now pardon.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
The Darky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodikey.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Well, there you go, your man bastards. That's the Big Show,
done and dusted this Tuesday evening. What's the podcast outro
clip today, Keazy?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I believe today's podcast outro clip is about shopping lists
and keeping them on your phone, et cetera. Podcast comes
out at seven thirty tonight. My wife and I last
week discovered something called a sheared note here we do
that fresh shopping post. Yeah, and it pops up on
both of our phones. You know, you remind us, you

(01:00:37):
reminded we do that too.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I think I do have a note facility on my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
It's called an app facility stand an a note facility
in facility. Yeah, So the podcast outro comes out at
seven thirty tonight. How many facilities have you got on
your phone?

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Jays for?

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
I think, yeah, yeah, it's good stuff. Hey, what's the
name of that show you're watching again, Widow's Bae, Widow's Space.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
If I can find that, Jim, what are your plans tonight?
I've got a meeting, But then I might watch a
little bit of Telly. Actually, yeah, I find something actually
got to finish off gone. Yeah, I'm nearly the babe
on three?

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
What about you?

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
What are you up to?

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Honestly, I really want to just sit on the couch
and watch Location, Location Location. Genuinely want to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
That's fine, man, after a big there's no judgment here man.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Yea one more sweep man, and you'll be back to
brand new. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
So, and then I'll be back to brand new and
then two days later over in Brisbone at Magic Round,
going back to where it all start.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Yeah, that's right, can't wait stuff for me?

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
What about you? Jason?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Just chilling men, Just chilling with my wife and my
daughter and you know, watching a bit of TV. What's
that program called that you're watching at the moment, Mogi?

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
What's it called again? Widow's Babe.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
I'll probably try and find that, right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
What are you up tonight?

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Mogi? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
It might go out to the rippers?

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh you think you'll do that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
What are you up to?

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
What am I up to? I think I just probably
hang out with my wife and my daughter and have
a bit of food.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
What's that program that you are Euphoria?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Are Euphoria? Okay? I just put that in my pocket
and my and my application here on my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Hey, well, we'll see you tomorrow at four for the
big show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
I was just started at four.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
Yes, it starts at four.

Speaker 6 (01:02:33):
See that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Bye,