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June 3, 2026 52 mins

On todays show, Jase is a huge romantic, Mike's cashed up these days and Keyzie's losing his wife to a TV show.

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ALONE TIME:
(00:00) Intro: Wash ya shirts
(04:33) We're romantics
(09:49) You're romantics!
(13:12) Join the gang
(17:40) TV
(22:03) Intro: Jase's big dinner
(24:20) Mogey's big winnings
(30:05) Keyzie's wife new steamy show
(35:40) What's On The News?!
(40:08) Day In Loo is BACK
(44:22) Intro: Save your room for RE Burger
(47:18) Ready for dressup
(52:05) Farewell!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hot I keep Big Show Show thanks to crape
Worthy street food.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome this big, big show, Jason hitch might note, and
cheesy gay, your mad Bastard's great to have your company
this Wednesday afternoon. It is the third of June twenty
twenty sixth, and you, my friends, as always listening to
the Big Show, brought to you by.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
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the norm.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
You guys scrumptedly obtious.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Speaking of which, old magie, with your hoodie and your
jacket on, you're looking hot man, You're looking winter sexy,
if I can put it that way. How's life Your
mad bastard.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Going pretty grassy? Your mad dog, your six son of
a beat? How good is a Wednesday? Man?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
So good?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
We're right in the middle of it. Most things have
happened before us, or you know, before today, and then
there's a lot of stuff happening after today. But there's
not a lot of stuff happening today. Yes, I'm sort
of still basking the glory of last night. We went
down and turned on the sky tower for Bell Cancer
Awareness month. Man being there to push that button. And
if you didn't hear it live, make sure you check

(01:20):
out the podcast whether you get your podcasts. Probably the
greatest thing we've ever been involved with, Fellas.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
It was pretty amazing. It was pretty special. Yeah, and
I actually funny story, Fellers. I went home last night
and I was telling my fan and we had guests
as well, and I was telling them, and none of
them believed it. None of them believed.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Who gets to do that? Keazy hello?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, good things, philos I didn't get to see. Maybe
one day if I hang around radio long enough, I'll
win the big pole and get to push the button.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well, actually we were deadlocks, weren't we with me in Pugsar.
But I did look at the pole a little bit
later on and I did tip it by about two
or three percent, So it was great. So I'll tell
you what, Kezy Hello, that is one sparkling white T
shirt you're wearing the man. They came new.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's not brand new, but second second wear. Right, it's
beIN washed once. Yeah, so it's still looking pretty good. Fellas. Yeah, Yeah,
it was good, nice and light. How often do you
wash your T shirt?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Out of interest?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Good question Mogi after every wheel or do you find
that on occasion, you'll put it back in the cat.
So if I've got a nice new shirt which I
really like, I'll wear it to work in the afternoon,
which is a period of about you know, four or
five hours, and then when I got home, I will
take it off and put it back in my drawer. Ah,
and I will do that twice, then give it a sniff,
maybe do it a third time, but most likely wash.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Right, Yeah, as that is just one day for me,
Why wear it once wash it immediately afterwards?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, I mean we're not animals exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Hey, now listen what Mogi, what's coming up on the
show mate?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogi.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well, another opportunity to join our gang. We are giving
away the second of two streak dogs. The electric motorcycles
been given away on Friday, I believe on Breakfast on
Breakfast yep, So how about he gets that. Stay tuned
for the CU to call and get involved in that. Also,
Old Mogi's going to have a little bit of a
chat with your fils. I'm just I'm deciding how I'm

(03:23):
going to spare my winnings. Hoodie Jay absolutely choked on
his no Nicoteene May had an absolute maza you know,
smoked all the way through it to come close, had
an absolute shitter h and you guys paying me up now?
So I got two hundred bucks? What am I going
to do with it? We're going to talk about that
later on the show, and coming up next for olers,
we're going to discuss the most romantic thing we've ever done.

(03:45):
I don't know if this is a romance special. Yeah,
we're going to get the audience involved. What is the
most romantic thing you've ever done? Three four eights? Three man?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, every text in the draw for a reburg of
Voucher so worth telling us the most romantic thing you've
ever done three four eights.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, beautiful. In the meantime, he's a bit of green
Day Feels.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
The Hudarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod I can.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Stop crying your heart out in New Zealand, I reckon
Oasis for you on this moody Wednesday afternoon fellas, I've
got a question for you both. Would you consider yourself romantics? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
I'd say so. Yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
My wife would say I can be romantic. But I
also think she'd like me to be a little bit
more romantic. Oh right, okay, yeah, like once a year,
I might go, Ah, I suppose I should do something romantic.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, you say that to hernh Yeah, what do you
think it? I sort of say it to myself and
she hears.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Is that how you do it? You go, oh, I
suppose I should do something romantic.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
For me.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's every day, just the small things.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
It is the small things. Can I say? I'd like
to say that as well if I can.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
So you're downstairs included.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
There's nothing romantic about my downstair skeezy, quite the opposite,
quite the opposite gigantic, Am I right?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Jas?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
You've never seen my circumcision, have you? Oh?

Speaker 4 (05:19):
God, horrific.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Anywork feels like I say, every day, but every now
and then I liked, I'm like, I suppose I could
make a bit of an effort. And as you know,
I've been married now a long long time. And I thought,
he's an idea. This is lovely. Let's renew our vowels ah,

(05:47):
which is lovely. Get all our friends together and celebrate
our love. And I tell you I'll be honest with you.
What gave me the idea as I was in the
sort of marketplace online and there was a deceased estate
and they were selling off the wedding dress and the

(06:11):
and the suits and all the jewelry of the No, no,
they it was quite a sad story. Actually they were
really Oh they were like in their nineties. And they
died in each other's arms in their wedding outfits. Oh
really yeah, yeah, they obviously put it on. And so
I thought this, this is an opportunity. So I got
them for a third of the price you'd normally pay.

(06:32):
I mean, they're a bit ratty. They died in them, Yeah,
they died in them.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, but they were also you know, another way to
put it was that they were born in them as well. Yes,
as a couple.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, they went together, you know what I mean. So
I was able to buy up all that stuff and
all their cutlery and and redo my wedding. I guess
with all my friends it was beautiful. But they were
a bit stinky, to be honest. Yeah, a bit dusty
few moths. But my wife was moved to tears.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
She's crying for me. It's some small things as well.
My wife, she works really hard, and she's up and
gets up in the morning, five o'clock in the morning. Yeah,
gets up, tries to get up without wakingmy She always does,
but I don't make a fuss about it. When she goes.

(07:24):
She goes off to the bathroom there, and as soon
as she closes the door and turns on the extractor
fed in there. I wait until the end before I
rap ass. She doesn't know I'm doing that.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
But but it's not about her knowing, isn't.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
It's something I'm just doing for her.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Can I call it? I'm not so silent act of love.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
The most romantic thing I've done is when we're in Europe.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oh, Jace, you simply must go, So I.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Guess the story isn't really for you, Jason. We were
staying at the le A BnB. It was an old
apartment there, and out the window was a symphony orchestra
was playing, just by chance, and I gave her a
little ring in a token of my love, and I
just gave it to her there and the ring all right, well,

(08:23):
what did you think of? But we're looking for what
you have done for your Partner's New Zealand on three
four eight three what's the most romantic thing you've ever done?
You can also call us an eight hundred Holdarchy.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
You could be in to win a reburg of out check.
That's right, the most romantic of August.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
You could take your partner out for a date at Reboogift.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Three four eight three or eight hundred Holdarchy.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
The hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
She had We are on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
Wednesday afternoon the time for twenty six. It's our romance
special where with having a chat to all the romantic
backbones out there, we just gave examples of our own
romantic natures, I guess, and some great ideas as thank

(09:21):
you for that.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Worries plenty more on three for three. The old Tech's
not the line there. People are romantic, I think, and
people are pretty proud of themselves too.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, patting themselves on the back here and fair enough.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
By listen to this one. This is from a woman,
a woman, a woman named VICKI. When we started dating,
my now husband serenaded me by singing ever long quietly
while we're in a room full of people. On day
three of a bender in London. There's nothing more romantic

(09:53):
than quietly singing the food fighters.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Probably just in some kind of a drug and Jews paranoia.
Yeah it's hot. Oh it's romantic.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
This from Jacob. I not only opened the window, but
I even gave her a warning before ripping ass in
the car the other day.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
You didn't have to do that, man, Roan.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's that extra step, you know what I mean? Just
on that very quickly, fellas because I go into the
other bathroom now to pass my morning wind. And god,
it was an echoey bastard. Thought it was going to
be pretty quiet, but it ripped out. Can you not
pretty sure she heard it?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Can you not ruin the romance special?

Speaker 4 (10:35):
So sorry, Geezy, Sorry, Jason was actually very romantic in
another way. You were telling me, Jace. One of the
occasions you were driving around, just going on a bit
of a tickie tour, seen the sights on the Sunday
drive with your beloved there, had the windows down and
join a spring day. You saw your wife shiver a

(10:58):
little bit and you said, oh, I'll wind up the
windows for you, Dowling, No no problem at all. Then
you ripped ass.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Ah so romantic, good a good there fellas. My partner
collects playing cards.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
What kind of playing cards?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Casey, good fellas, My partner collects playing cards. So for
his birthday last year, I hand painted a deck of
cards for him. Every card was a memorable moment we
had together. Was that fifty two cards? That's a lot.
It's crazy, that's bad shit crazy, you off your head.

(11:53):
This one's good, good a fellas. The most romantic thing
I ever did was get divorced.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Well, actually, you know sometimes the act of letting go
it's the most beautiful thing you can do.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
In a relation.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
You mean, ripping us or getting divorced both.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
The Huriarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Hadarky, the Sons of Hodache.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Let's see who wants to ride with the street Dogs.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
The street Dogs being us Field, Yeah, the Sons of Hurdarky.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah, man, hardcore.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
It's actually kind of confusing because the Sons of hurdark
is the name of the gang. But the Street Dogs
are the bikes, yeah, the electric motorcycles.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Yeah, and they're bloody good too.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Hey. Incidentally, I believe the last one's going to be
drawn on Friday morning on Breakfast the breakfast.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Second or two. We drew one last week and Godkin
was absolutely thrilled, absolutely thrilled.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Wasn't he ja massively so? Man, massively so? And why
wouldn't you be? It's an amazing, amazing brain new electric motorbike.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
It runs on electricity. Keysy, I don't know if you
understand that, man, Is.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
That what that means?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I didn't realize what that meant.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yes, it lightning, same same sort of principle as lightning,
lightning in a bottle, lighting in a bike.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Fifty in Motion is the name of the company, New
Zealand owned operator and the bikes are built here in
New Zealand as well. Yes, fifty in motion street dogs.
There's two to choose from. You've got the street dog
fifty if you've just got your car license. Oh yes,
sort of like having a scooter. You can ride that
on your car license.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Y zing zing?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Was that zing zing?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Was that just going from a to b zing zing
on a scooter?

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, because the street dog's always silent.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
And then if you've got your motorbike license, you go
for the street dog X the book Pharlow. But let's
go to the lines, Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Sure, man, get I met your man Barsett. How's life
get boy's pretty good? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Good on your mates? And dear, what do you do
for a crush?

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Matt? I'm humble, sparky, ah bloody. You keep the lights on, mate,
You keep the lights on?

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Are you humble because you're ship?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Uh? He's so humble? Ways, how you met?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Do you think that sparkys have a place in any
motorbike gang? Sure?

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Electric?

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, good point, good point.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
In case you want to like plug a lamp until
the Yeah, yeah, totally, that could help us out. All right, Mat,
you're in the drawer, mate, you hold the line?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Okay, region, thanks mate? Who we going get a maxir
mad BaseT?

Speaker 4 (14:30):
How's life?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah? Guys? How are you?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Good mate? Mate?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Beautiful? How how scody old Toad on it today?

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Oh well, if it's not beautiful here the sums out
and there's a lot of cloud around. Defensive match. I
don't know if we want you on the gang if
you've got this kind of a temper. Yeah, he's a fire.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
If he's going to fire up like that, I mean,
come on, man, No, I mean seriously, Toad on a
beautiful spot?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, sure, jays Max there isn't he saying that is
because he knows I'm from tot I already, he knows
I far up as well. Mate. Have you ever been
in a gang before? No?

Speaker 4 (15:11):
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
No.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Okay, all right, big chance for you?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Do we ask Max what he did for a crust? No?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
I'm a swear house manager.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
What kind of puns.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
I look after truck? Oh?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Can only imagine down the line and pack Sam will
look after you as well.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Mate. Thank you guys, thank you man.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Do you seem like a backbone once again? Run out
of chances to get yourself and the Jordan win one
of these street dog electric motorbikes? Yeah? You be bitters
to stay listening to radio hood. I can plenty more
cue to calls. That's the trick man, and then get
ready to call hundred. Would you be keazy man if
I'd be bloody stoked?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
I want my name.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
I've decided I actually want one. I was thinking maybe
I didn't want one, but now I think I do
want one. Well, the alternative I've got is I've got
to pay for parking, because you know, when you go
to your office in that case, you need to park,
and they cost change your bloody. I am in a league.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah, but your motorbike path, I'll just sneak it in there.
To sneak it in the singing, I'll put it on
the old elevator there. That's not what it sounds like.
Jason's silent, to be honest. I was working on my
motorbike this morning. It took me about five minutes to start.
The bloody thing was one of these you literally just
push a button and go.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
That's the trick, man. It's a ridiculo metric as long as.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's charged up, of course.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, there's Cage the Elephant.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Four on the radio.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Push Push there on the radio. Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. Founders, Let's talk TV.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Yeah yeah, whoo. Over the weekend, fellas, I watched a
film on Netflix called Ladies. First stars Sasha Baron, Cohen,
Rosamond Pike, both Academy Award nominees, Charles Dance. Isn't it
as Well? It's a comedy about a guy who's a

(17:20):
bit of a misogynist. He runs an advertising agency. Is
a real gun, but he's all about, you know, just
me and a ladies man. That's put it that way.
Sasha Baron Carno, of course was Borett and lig Rosamond Pike,
who was in Gone Girl. I think that's what she
got nominated for a bunch of other stuff. Very good.
This is your classic Netflix terrible movie, absolute garbage, unwatchable,

(17:43):
should never have been made. Why are they and zero
stars don't watch it? I don't know how it gets made, honestly,
don't absolute shit. I was just an absolute disgrace of
a movie. Nothing funny about it. Terrible performances, looks like garbage,
cookie cut the worst thing about entertainment, and it has

(18:03):
just happening more and more disgraceful and they should be
ashamed for being in it. That's how bad it is.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Fair enough men, zero busies, I mean, you don't zero,
You don't get any harsher than that, Geezy.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I was told by some people recently that it was
actually really entertaining. Yeah, I know, but they were esteemed. Yeah,
And I think people you get used to it. I
think certainly people that were sort of born mid to
mid nineties and sort of early two thousands, it'll just
be normal for them watching this stuff. I'll think this
stuff is good racause I've not watched any of the
old the stuff that was sort of going around before that,

(18:34):
which was actually good. So in terms of sitting on
the couch and mostly looking at Instagram, fire busies out
of fire busies, unbeatable females.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Unfortunately, I don't have much to contribute. I had friends
over for dinner last night, so we didn't do the
old TV.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
What don't you make them leave?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
And my memory doesn't go back far enough beyond the day.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Well, what about you spent a bit of time on
the iPad last night? Oh yeah, but that was in bed.
Know you meant.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
The iPad years. It was funny you should say that, Keezy,
because we finished our meal chicken Marabella, very good, and
I went to do the plates and then I had
Keysy's voice in the back of my head going and
then j.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Was better, grabbing the plate liv and finished ev So
we know, or what happened is know. Well, if you're
talking about the come dine with me at your place.
Your wife said, please everyone have seconds. I don't want
any leftovers, at which point you stood up and collected
everyone's plates.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, because I wanted leftovers for me because I love.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Left seconds by that point, yes, yeah, So what time
did they leave? About?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Ten? Wow? You no usould get a bit about ten?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
How long were you wishing that they would leave?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
It was very nice?

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Actually no, nice isn't actually normally.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Normally it's like, okay, we've eaten our pass off. Yeah,
but no, we were having a good check.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
So as an example, like when we came around that
was it.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Was nine o'clock. Yes, so you gave them an extra hour? Yes, okay.
Last night fellas, I couldn't really sleep, so I did
that thing where I just get up and go to
the lounge and just put something like a documentary on
and just try to sleep.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
In the lounge. What you call them a documentary?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, but it's actually a hardcore.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Pornography and that helps you to unwind.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
It just takes my mind off of everything and I
just drift off five busy shit.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
It was good.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ich.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Welcome back your messive backbones. Hope you're getting through your Wednesday? Okay,
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This week? Was that Monday? Was that last Friday? Friday?
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Why would I do that? Because it supports Rebururger. You know,
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Well, the thing is, what if.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
And it's a romantic special There's nothing romantic about taking
my wife to Rebig you eat it and then taking
a photo and posting it on inst.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I think I can't think of anything more romantically putting
a photo of your burger on the net personally.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
But anyway, I get into it.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
What Reboogie?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
It totally coming up next. Mogie takes us through what
he's going to spend his winnings on for the big bit.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Oh yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Here is royal Blood, the Hidarchy big show was Jason,
Mike and Kyzy tune.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
In sublime there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening. The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock.
And if you were listening to the show yesterday afternoon,
you know that old Mogi became a very very rich man.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, we had a bit in May. I bet that
Jace could give up the darts and the vape for
the entire month of Maygi you didn't think he could.
So the bit was, if he could do it, you
have to give myself and Jace one hundred dollars each.
That's right, Mike Minogue. However, if he gave in, if
you had a vape or a smoke, I would have
to give you a hundred Jace would have to give

(23:34):
you a hundred two hundred bucks to you, Mike Minogue.
And unfortunately, did Hoidy j win the bit?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
He did not.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
So can I ask a question? How soon into the
month you you buggered at up? Was it at Magic
Grounder before.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
No, at Magic craw Yes, oh you're going pretty well.
That was midnight fourteenth or something.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Wait, yeah, well now I'm in the money of course.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, this is the thing. Is you've now got two
hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Of No, not exactly, not exactly. Now that was the bit,
one hundred percent, two hundred bucks, it'd be one of
the bigger bets I've won. Yeah, I think it's good win.
But for me, it's not so much about the money.
I mean, you know, it's about being right for me.
That holds more value, right, And of course Jase and
I have we've given up smoking on the show. And

(24:22):
this is without a word of the a lie. Probably
five six, seven times, yes, all with varying degrees of success. Yeah. Yeah,
But I understand, And this is the reason why I
bet against Jase, not because I bet against him as
a human or that I don't want him to I
understand how difficult and how addictive cigarettes and nicotine in

(24:44):
general are, So I wasn't betting against him, per se.
I was betting for addiction because I know how tough
it is, because it always wins, well, it does. It's
the toughest thing to give up. They reckon even more
harder than Hero and Jason. You've given that up before. Yeah,
So yeah, I mean, like in terms of the two
hundred bucks, you know, I had to think about it.

(25:05):
I've had a chat with Jay's. Look, I don't want
to I don't want the hundred bucks off you, Jase,
because it feels like sort of taking candy from a
baby in a sense. You know it's too to take
money from you and addict a weak person, weak world,
shocking bastard just doesn't seem right. So I've won a

(25:25):
hundred bucks. I appreciate the effort that you put in, Jason,
because you made the bet knowing that you're probably going
to fail, knowing that you're gonna let down Kezy. But
you did it anyway. So ke kah to you, brother.
Your money is not good around here, brother, butz what
I'm plenty to do with your hundred.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
I appreciate that Magie, Oh I was break the bet.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I'd have a vape now you don't have to give
any money over.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
I appreciate your compassion and your understanding.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
The thing about it is Kezy, you know I know
that Ja's every time he picked up the vape between
the fifteenth of May and all the way through now
and all the ciggies who was smashing over at Magic
around loving them, hiding around behind buildings, all sorts of
stuff that he was doing to hide that addiction. He
would have felt terrible the whole time.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I don't think he would have.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
There was there was, there was a gap between the
ciggies and the vape. Again, there are a few days,
not many days, but a few days, and this is the.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Affection talking look at them, defending them.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
But why am I getting started? So all I've done
here is give you one hundred dollars, have no influence
over the bed whatsoever. Try to support my friend. And
you know, battling is addiction.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, and that's to be admired. But this
is a learning opportunity for you, hear Keezy. You know,
never never ever bet and support, you know, an addict,
a junkie.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
We'll give me the hundred bucks for a start, and
then well you've made the bet, and don't make a
bet if you're not willing to pay it.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
That's true, man, Well no.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
I'm willing to pay it. It just seems it just
seems a bit crazy. Well what do you suggest, Well,
you you would only be happy. But let me understand this.
Your friend that you've wanted to support, you know, you
don't want him to smoke or anything like that. Now
he is back on the vapes, and you would feel
better if he also had to pay me one hundred dollars.

(27:17):
This is a friend that you're so supportable. And can
I just say it's pretty backwards logical?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah it is. Can I just took to that point? Mogie?
Can I just make the point too? Vaping ain't cheap,
you know what I mean? You know, I appreciate the
fact that I've got that hundi yeah, back in my
wallet as it were there.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
So do you give me your money for vapes now? Well,
I mean as I'm just not taking it offen because
I know what the strugglers.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
I made the bet, I bend on about it. I
supported Jason again. You can have one hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Oh I know I can. Wow. I mean, don't you
know you made the bit, you pay the bet. So anyway,
what I'll be doing with one hundred dollars, Jason's going
to take you out for a dinner. Oh, thank you, man,
because you tried your gats out. Thank you for last month.
You made it all the way to the middle of May, man,
and I've got nothing but respect for you for so
one more time. Man, So we're doing we're doing a

(28:11):
work team dinner, is that what it's? Me and Jace
will be going out carry you things hunter backs. I
haven't got enough. If I want a bit more money,
I might have enough to shout everyone, but just me
and me and Jase.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
So do you want I appreciate that, man, Do you
want cash or a bank transfit?

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Cash? Please me because I've gotta get a fight of
it for socials.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Kia kaha jas Thanks man, We're really proud of you.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Man.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Here's Bush the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio hodk.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Kol Jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening. The time is twenty five minutes past five o'clock, phils.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Can I get your advice on something sure, something to
do with my relationship?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I was like last night, right, my wife got home
from squash and I was in the shed bleeding the
brakes on my motorbike.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Right, bleeding them.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah. No, it was a bit like that at one stage,
a bit glaggy. Yeah, jays, you get it. So I
come in after that, have a shower, and I'm making
a roll in the kitchen out of the butterfly chicken.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yeah, a bat.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
And I'm just listening to what my wife is watching,
and it sounds to me like she is watching people
just going at it. It's about ten minutes I was
in the kitchen prepping my meal, getting ready, blah blah blah,
and the whole time just listening to people going at
it in the other room that I go over there
and have a look at, Like, what are you watching? She's, oh,
it's my new show. It's called Off Campus, which Pugs

(29:56):
is big into apparently, And I've just noticed it. Whenever
my wife has a new show she's watching, it's mostly
just about people going at it. Yeah, that's what I
said to Hell's. Oh, so what's the basic gest of
what's going on in the show? And she's like, ah,
this guy is you know, it's young people in university
and the states or whatever.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
I think. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
This guy is pretending to be this girl's boyfriend to
make her ex jealous or something. And then of course
while there's the charades happening, she falls in love with them.
Probably it's my prediction, you know what I mean, Yeah,
of course she's gonna fall in love with them, and
then I was like, so, what's the plot of this episode?
She's like, ah, she struggles to let's just say get

(30:36):
to completion.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
If you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
It's pretty explicit.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
So the mate helps. He's like, yeah, I can help
you with that. And I'm just like, you're watching porn. Yeah,
you're watching porn. Like if I was watching that show
and she was in there bleeding the breaks and making
a chicken roll, she'd be flabbergasted, horrified.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Is that all G? Is that all G? Sounds sounds
ol G to me. I mean, I personally would be stoked.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Why why would you be stoked with that?

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Jay?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Well, I mean.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
For the obvious reasons, right, okay, but like, do you
see why?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
It's a bit it seems a bit unfair that if
I was watching that, it would just be weird.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
I'll tell you what. The thing that is weird about
it is that she doesn't want you around when she's
watching it. That's the weird bit. She's not she because
you guys love watching shows together, and yet here she
is as soon as you're outside, but breeding the breaks.
She's straight on with a bit of filth. Now, why

(31:57):
doesn't she want you around for that, cause i'd be asking,
I'm really good question mate, No, hang on.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
If you just let me. She keeps trying to get
me to watch it. She's, oh, you should watch this,
you'll love it. Yeah, well you love that hated rivalry.
Well yeah, I mean I do like a hated rivalry.
But I just, you know, I just should I start
watching a duty program.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Well what do you mean start watching a duty program?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Well, you know, start watching some sort of raunchy you know,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Do I need to remind you of monkey porn?

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Oh my god, that is such an old reference.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Do not bring that back?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
What funny you should say that, Keatie, because I say.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
What, I'm done with this yarn. Now, do not break
this ship yard from two years ago back.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
But I had a weird, sort of similar scenario with
my wife today, but not it wasn't to do with
what she was watching. I'll quote there the dialogue here
on Messinger. She's just given blood and she said she's
seen a photo of an up shop and she said,
as my reward, I might just pop in here.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
And I said, oh yeah, I think sexy Kiss Kiss.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
So you wanted to get something six from the second
hand store.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
And she she messaged back, eh, and I was like,
what right, and she said, I don't want second hand
sixy stuff.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Yeah, And I was like, I was just jokes.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
I was just jokes. And she was like, oh, and
I've seen her a few more messages, but she hasn't
got back to me since then. Yeah. Cool, So, so
your wife is watching porn.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
That's not at all. I'm just going to the break.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Red Hot Chili Peppers Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Wednesday evening. The time is five point forty,
which means it's time for.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
What's on the News with Me Chezy. I don't know
who were doing the segumen. I haven't actually prepped anything.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Yeah, well that's I came in. I thought i'd take
it over. We're going to rename it.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
We're not renaming What's on the News with Mekezy.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
What's on the News was Makeasy with Me jiz Bot.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
From Live from the Jizzpellers. Callers, have you heard this
extraordinary story over in the UK, because you've hit about cruise.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Ships and things like that. Wow, this is interesting Yeah,
what what.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
They're thinking of doing. Get this, Mogi. You will love
this because I know you're fascinated by this sort of thing.
They're going to create a floating city.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Wait, so you're fascinated by boats.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Nearly a mile long and eighty thousand people on board.
Welcome to the first floating city, bigger than any vessel
ever built. The proposed freedomship will have homes, schools, and
state of the art hospitals. The monster cruise ship of

(35:38):
today face being reduced to mere minnows by plans for
a floating city eighty thousand people, Mogi, at a cost
of about three billion dollars. Now, it's about a mile long,
there's shots, stop are shopping centers, hospitals, schools, nightclubs.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
How many people we're talking about eighty thousand?

Speaker 3 (36:02):
It's got about eighty thousand. But here's how the here's
how they break it down. Right, about fifty thousand permanent
residents who are literally just floating around the world permes
permes as they call them.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
They allowed visitors.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Well here's the other thing. They've also allowed for ten
ten thousand floaters. More than that, and by floaters, I
mean to people that can come on cansually onto the
ship and check it out and go from our little
cruise from A to B for example. It's also going
to have a staff of twenty thousand to serve the

(36:40):
fifty thousand permanent residents and the ten thousand floaters.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
So it's fifty twenty ten ten.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yes, wow.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
I mean my only question is, I don't know if
it's in the article.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Why, well, you know, you get see the world. I mean, personally,
for me, it's my worst night it's my worst nightmare.
Fascinating though, isn't it when you think about it.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
But you live in the city and this is a
floating city.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Yeah, but it's only one mile long, keezy, right, So
even though it's got all the facilities, it's got your nightclubs, hospital,
stay of the hospital, schools, all of that, it's only
a mile long and there's you know, at any given time,
eighty thousand people in that mile long stretch. To me,
sounds like a nightmare.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
You have to imagine that some of the worst people
in the world though, So that's sort of you know,
that sort of helps everyone out. Check them on, that
check on that floating city there. What would you call it?
That floating city. Has it got a name?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I'd call it the Freedomship.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
It's called the freedom Ship. Yeah, i'd call it the
big the big floater.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
When's it finished? Jason?

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Well, and the proposed sort of and the cost says
something like thirty two billion dollars three billion and they're
paying five night three billion. Well, what is it?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Man? Because I don't know which way is up at
the moment. Based on this segment, you're doing.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Well, Keysy, then you simply need to pay better attention.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
All right, quick question? How long is it?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
It's about one thousand meters long?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Well, no, that's a kilometer. Let's said it's a mile?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Yeah, sixteen hundred, isn't it. Surely it's been more than that.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Did you even read the article he did for word
comes in Roses.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yes, indeed, the Killer's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Wednesday evening. The time is five point fifty
one fellows.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, fellers, Hey, this Thursday. When I say this Thursday,
I mean Thursday and a couple of weeks a few
weeks there, Dune twenty firth. Oh, I always refer to
this coming Thursday as the Thursday.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Three weeks three weeks away. Yea, yeah, yeah, up.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
To this Thursday, Mogie, I'm probably going to go to
Dan lou Oh Dan Loue.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Well yeah, well remember Thursday, June twenty fifth, for twelve
hours straight, the entire station of Radio Huducky will be
broadcasting from one location. Last year, that location was in
the bowels of Eden Park. Yes, this year it's going
to be from the tippity top of the sky Tower,
tallest building in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
How are you guys feeling about that? Because I know
you both of you get a bit woozy with height.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
I'll be honest. A maid of mine has moved into
a new place and went up the elevator. There he's
on the top floor and then you look over the
side and you get the sort of like a hole
down that you can see all the way down to
the bottom of the shaft, not the shaft of the
sort of the Steelwell I'd probably say it's a design
sort of thing they've done. It did not make me
feel good looking down there, just on there.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
You remember Keysy me, you and old park Sam went
up to that building in brizzy and then they had
it like very high and they had a glass floor.
Didn't feel great standing on that, to be honest, looking
down at the pavement, it was like feeling a bit nauseous.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, and there is a glass floor area up the
skytower as well. Yes, so we're gonna be up there
for twelve hours straight. But the reason we're tackling our
crippling fears of heights that we all suddenly have is
because we're doing it for a good cause. There failures
two hundred meters up in the air. Day in Lou.
I think it's the fifth year in a row raising
funds and raising awareness as well for bow cancer beow

(40:31):
Cancer New Zealand. They are the ones that we've been
teaming up with for a number of years now. And
if you are keen to donate, you text the word
Lou to three four eight three right we hit you
back with a secure down donation link.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
However, it's all about getting yourself treated as well and
being more aware of the symptoms because if you catch
them early, they could save your life. So Dayanlou dot
Co dottings. It is a website that has been set
up and it has an online symptom checker.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
The check the symptoms yourself. Hopefully have something early if
you do have.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
But that's the key. Yeah, that is the key. I've
been checked a few times. I was checked fairly recently.
I can't remember, that's right, Yeah, yeah, no, I was.
They take things. She didn't have much of a sense
of humor about it. Can I put it to you
that way? You know, it's it should be. It's just
a fun thing. You know, there's nothing to be shamed

(41:22):
of or worried about you getting checked.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
What was involved?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
She got her finger out and put it in a
glove and then put it on the.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Finger, just one finger and the one finger of the glove,
well the rest of the what was going on?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
To be completely honest, but blind spot. She sort of
digitally inserted it. But she brought in a witness. She
had to bring somebody in as a witness. She hadn't
done anything wrong. She has somebody out of the waiting room,
like another page. Yeah, another patient, just the next person
in line. That seems weird, Well, I thought so backbone.
He's a good bastard.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
What was he wearing?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Worry is jersey?

Speaker 2 (42:01):
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broadcasting for twelve hours live the tallest building in New Zealand.
Don't forget text load to three four eight three for
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Speaker 3 (42:15):
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Speaker 4 (42:51):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah? I am?

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Me?

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And what are you going to go with?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
I don't know yet. Actually fries obviously, because you.

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I do?

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Speaker 4 (43:02):
Don't fill yourself up, though, mate, because you won't eat
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Speaker 3 (43:07):
Yeah, but I'll be sharing them with my wife, Mogie,
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remember the name of it actually, the Royal Red or something,
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Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, pretty good, magie. You just ate some sort of
spaghetti number What was that?

Speaker 4 (43:23):
That was spaghetti? It's pretty good. I had some mozare
on it. Yeah, you heard of that?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yes, cheese is it it is?

Speaker 4 (43:35):
That's right, keezy, Jessy. Have you been to Europe? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I have you?

Speaker 2 (43:40):
No, you simply I've.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Got over there.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
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Speaker 3 (43:47):
No, it's just going to say, fellas, I'm a little
bit concerned about how much cheese I'm actually eating. It's
way too much, I think so because I'm fond of
a bit of cheese, and I like your fancy Jesus,
you're so off Jesus, your blues. But the terrible thing is,
at the end of the night I start snacking. And

(44:08):
I'll tell you what. For our dinner party last night,
our friends bought what do you call it, like a
cheese cheese, but a fig kind of paste which goes
so good and so I've been howling into that all day.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
The fig paste quint paste as well. Sony, different fancy
mates that were over last night, Jose, Who was it
not just some mates jas?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Actually it's funny because you've never been to Europe. No,
you simply mass France France. It is very common for
them to end like the dessert will always be a
cheese of some sort. Yes, you know what I mean,
like we we that's racist. They have a lot of
cheese and France chase do they really make it?

Speaker 4 (44:55):
And wine?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
You know, instead of dessert. They will often have cheese
and crackers here every night.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Cracker crackle.

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Just a heads up, Yeah, I think we're I'll be
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Going back to Wellie.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
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Yeah, hey fellas. Speaking of big occasions, of course, tomorrow
night's a big one of the radio wounds. And I
don't know if you guys are like me, but you
have you given much thought at this point to what
you're going to wear to the said occasion?

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Look, well, I've never been before neither. This is an
exciting time for me. This is I think, how fifth
year doing the show, and we've had dozens of nominations dozens.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
I think we've had three.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Is it three?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Three dozen?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Just three? So I actually have never I've never been, Jase,
you've never been.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
How come you've never been? You've been working here for
like twenty years, twenty five, Keezy you started when you
were fourteen?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Start early, mate, Yeah, I mean, because I'll be honest
with you, as a general rule, they are of no
interest to me.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
We're not in it for the baubles, thank you. But
do you mean the trophies?

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Good, that's good. The certificate, Yeah, that's probably a good
thing because you're a hudarchy.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
The unframed certificate.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
But we're up for a few awards, which will to
I think tomorrow we're gonna do a bit of a
radio and podcast special awards special. Yes, but it is
a formal event.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Yeah, it is a formal event. I was wondering, do
we want to sort of have a team look, you know,
because I thought this could be a great opportunity to
bring back the turtleneck. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
I think it's a real throwback. And let's be quite clear,
because we did that, you know, probably got four years
ago tootle neck cheese, which we did turtleneck choose I've.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Still got the intro music here?

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Have you got it there?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I'd love to do it. It was so good this
remember that. Yes, it's really long, so I won't play
the whole time.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Yeah, okay, yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
I've still got it.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Why do we do that on? I can't remember anyway? Yeah,
I vaguely remember, Jays. You got over it really quickly, yes,
because you didn't like putting the turtleneck on.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
We also we also, back in the day, fellas, I
don't know if you remember this, we sorts for wore
suits for a while.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
We did, We did, Yeah, bloody good. There was you
guys are leading that initiative and I was anti it.
You were like we should dress formal every day and
I was like, that's gonna get so old so quick.
And it did.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
And even the prospect that we're in a I don't
know if it feels like, well, you tell us what
you meant to be, You go, you go along there
every single year and get absolutely hammered. What what are
men wearing there? To be ho?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
To be honest, you know what I've worn the last
three years in a row, A turtlenick? Have you the
same one? The same one from turtlenick Tuesday, I put
that on and I chuck a jacket over the top
because it kind of looks stupid. Yeah, in like a
you know, snazzy, old school kind of way. This year,
I'm not gonna do it because it gets really hot.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
I was going to say, I'd quite like to be
comfortable while I'm yeah, at the time of my life.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah, and when we're up there saying speeches.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Yeah, we want to look good to you know, for
the cameras, the red carpet.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
To be honest, I'm probably just gonna wear a small
blazer and some nice pants and a white dress. Ship
nothing oh ye, no tie undone?

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Just what a yeah? Just one?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Maybe too.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
When I go to the suit, I tend to have
three buttons undone, just to show a bit of boozy,
a ruddy chest.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Yeah, a bit of leathery old skin.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Ship. I reckon that'll go down well at the radio
awards choir. Yeah, I reckon just that, just to suit unbuttoned,
slightly shiny shoes, shiny shoes.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
I don't really have shiny shoes.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Have you got boots? You got the old withered faux
broken down.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
I've got a nice pair of shoes boots I got
from Adelaide.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Were your Adelaide boots?

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Adelaid boots at a bit of felt on them?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Have you got a boys trip hat? Trip'st the Nike
swoosh on that I could have a lot or colored
and Reburger had one of those going down really well, I.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Don't know where that's gone. Actually it's really bugging me.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Actually has it been bugging you?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
I was still that. I've started the song.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Hold ikey, Well, there you go, your mad bastards. That's
the Big Show down and dusted this Wednesday night. What's
our podcast outro clip tonight? Keezy? I've got to kind
of have a guess.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
So then it's just titled wife.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Yeah, it's just titled wife and it comes out at
seventh and it's not really your podcast from search Huducky
Big Show. I don't respect my wife. I cheat on
her all the time, Shane Pugs. Isn't he need to
cut that off? Don't use that as the podcast?

Speaker 4 (50:51):
There you go? Men? Could you play that again?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
No?

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Why just I didn't hear it?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
This will be the first time of you even not
heard it.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Heard it? Yeah, because I got straighted by a text
on my phone.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Oh well, Jason, you're on live radio. Man, you're in
to be a professional. You should have been locked someone's Yeah,
well he's probably want to get out and do some
cheap Yeah, we're cutting into my cheating time here, fellas.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Hey, Maggie, what's the playing tonight?

Speaker 4 (51:18):
I'll probably go home and I don't know, maybe Actually
I want to watch another episode of a show I'm
thoroughly enjoyed. I think it's the last one of the season,
Widow's Bay. It's called on Apple TV. That's on tonight,
and I just want to get a really good sleep,
keep on getting woken up last night. Actually, I'm going
to save this for tomorrow. Everyone out there, I've got

(51:38):
an absolutely unbelievable Yeah, and make sure you're tune in
tomorrow from four o'clock or chat with Magie. What about you,
the Akisa your mad Dog.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
I got out the frozen chili mintce before I came
here today, so that should be nice and defrosted, and
we're going to have our burritos with that, dear frost
And enough time I think so a little hack. You know,
how you get a little rack that you draw your
dishes on, that you stack your dishes on and sort
of raise. I put it on that that way that
he gets underneath it and on top of it frost.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
You put your meat on the rack.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
I put my meat on the rack and a frosted
I'm still gonna have burritos, and then we're probably gonna
watch the second episode of a TV show started watching. Yeah,
but I'll talk about that another time tomorrow. I'll tell
you what tune in tomorrow. It's gonna be a sleep
chair and a TV chair. Jase, Yes, we want to tonight.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Man, well, I've already told you we dog, you.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Don't forget to send the photo through of you eating
it so Pugs can post.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
If I remember, definitely, I'll text you for you.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
No, no, no, you do not in the middle of.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
My romantic dinner. Hey, check out the Instagram, check out
the podcast tomorrow. See you later. Bye,
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