September 7, 2026 • 54 mins
On today's show, Jase is fumin' and it's his fault, Mike made a big impact at the Wahs and Keyzie's barely holding it together.
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(00:00) Intro: Keyzie Fakes It
(03:39) Mogey's Father's Day
(07:20) Jase's Father's Dayr
(12:24) WYR
(16:25) TV
(19:51) Intro: Pugs is Anal?
(22:13) Mogey's Big Wahs Weekend
(28:06) Jase's bone to pick
(33:22) Keyzie's acting gig update
(37:47) WYR2
(41:05) Intro: Tea Chat
(43:15) SPORT CHAT
(48:00) Black Clash Is Back!
(53:24) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food. Freshly
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Hauraki Big.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh, g'day you mad bastards. It's great to have your
company this Monday afternoon. It is the 7th of September, 2026.
And you, my friends, as always, listening to the Big
Show brought to you by Reburg Air.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Craveworthy street food freshly made with Reburg Air.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
What a weekend, eh, fellas? What a stallion across the
desk from me. Old Mogi, how's life?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
You're pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of
a bee. What a hell of a weekend it was.
There was a hell of a lot on, not least
of all Father's Day, Jase. Yes. Big kaha to you
for all the service you've done in that area. You've
been hard at work for many a decade. Child after
(01:06):
child after child after child. It's not easy. Thanks, mate.
You get up and you do it day in, day out. Keezy,
of course, brother, you're not quite there yet, man. One
on the way, though. Little birdie tells me. Tweeting on
the shoulder. This time next year, you'll be in the
cool club with old Moby and Hoodie J, man. How
you doing, brother? Yeah, good.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Still not pregnant. So don't know what you guys are
talking about.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Jeez, it would have been a hell of a weekend
if you were pregnant.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Hey, old Keezy.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Hey. Yeah, because here you are having.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Guys, I'm hungover still, all right? So if we could
just have a chill one. Is that like a thing
we do? Like a big Monday chill? Come on, Keezy, man.
We've got to get the weekend off to a rip-roaring start.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, totally, man.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
You're just going to have to fake it, man, for
three minutes at a time. How are you feeling? Yeah, good.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Backbone.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Backbone.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
My wife.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
How are you, Jase?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah, good, thanks.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Can't complain. Big weekend, as Mokey said, Father's Day yesterday. No,
bloody good. I can't complain at all. Really stoked to
be back at work, though, on a Monday afternoon, you know,
talking to all the backbones out there. Bloody oath.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
We've got a good show coming up as well, fellas.
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mokey?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Another day, another opportunity to get yourself into the draw
for Would You Rather. It's Wazzle Cars, Keezy.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Wazzle Cars, man.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, you talk about grand final or Bathurst.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
That's right. Listen out for the cue to call later
in the show and get yourself in the draw to
win one of those incredible prizes. Yeah, feels. Also, over
the weekend, I went out to the Warriors there and
I did my first ever commentary of a Warriors game.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Jeez, it was exciting stuff. We'll get into that after
five o'clock. And coming up next, Chase, you and I
are going to dissect Our Father's Day a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, Judge, if you will.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yes, Keezy had a shocker from the sounds of it.
Because he isn't a father yet, but he is a son.
You know what I'm saying? He is a son. And
from the sounds of things, he could have done better.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You can always do better, fellas, but as long as
you're doing your best, your very best at the time.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
At the time.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
At the time. With what you've got, that's all G.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Here's friends for a man.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is 14 minutes past 4 o'clock and a
massive day yesterday for a lot of fathers out there, Mogi.
Old Father's Day.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
It's a good name for it, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Father's Day.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Doesn't leave anything to the imagination there. It's all about fathers.
It is. I'm surprised that they don't have songs. You know,
theme songs. They have it for Christmas and that. Nothing
for Father's Day, Keezy. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 9 (03:42):
I mean, you could play like Father and Son or something.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Yeah, but that sort of rules out all the daughters.
That's a bit sexist, Keezy. You can't do that, man.
That's a good point. That's a shocker to hear from you.
It's a good day for me, man. I woke up.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, that is a good day.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Any day above ground, Keezy, that's what they say. Any
day above ground, brother, that's a good day, all right?
I don't know about you, Hoodie J, but I still
put my boots on one at a time.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Your Ugg boots.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Anyway, so I wake up in the morning. My wife's
already gotten up out of bed. I'm thinking to myself,
you beauty. Here comes a cup of coffee and a croissant.
There I can hear my daughter playing with my sister-in-law
and my mother-in-law who are there for the weekend. Anyway,
I'm lying there for about two and a half hours
and I think to myself, you know what, I'll just
get up. Yes. And I go out there into the
(04:29):
lounge there and they've started watching a replay of the rugby.
I was like, oh, is this on?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Far out.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I was like, is this on already? They said, oh,
I thought you'd have a sleep in. It's like, I've
been awake for hours. Just thought you guys would bring
me in a coffee and that. All good, all good. Anyway,
they paused it reluctantly and got me my presents. Yeah.
Which was nice. It was a card. And so my
wife does a really good job, and my daughter. They
(04:57):
do a card, you know, with a really nice message
in it. And then sort of some vouchers, some vouchery
type things. And one was for a 12-week parenting course,
just for me. Oh, wow.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Oh, that's... And had they made that, or was it
like a real voucher?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
It was a real voucher.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Oh, for real.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
So I've got to start... not got to, I get
to start that course next week. Oh, how good.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
How many nights a week is that?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Five.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
So I go home from this and that's three hours.
Just online, though, so it's easier.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh, that's good.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Seven years in about time.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, nice. So that's really good. So I was really
happy to have that. But what sort of let it
down a little bit was my daughter, she decided to
get sick. yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, classic.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah, had a flu.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Well, hang on.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Coughing all over me and all that.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
She didn't decide to. I mean, sickness by chance, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
It's not a... It's all about them for kids, isn't it?
I'll put it to you this way, Keezy. It's a
hell of a coincidence, man.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
So hang on. No, it is a coincidence. Are you
suggesting that she intentionally got sick to.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Take care of Keezy? Keezy, how many kids have you got? Zero.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
How was your Father's Day, Jase?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, I was about to get into it, but then
you just very, very rudely pressed play on Soundgarden.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
The Hive's there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time, 25 minutes past 4 o'clock. We're
talking Father's Day. I don't know if you fellas know this,
but I've been a father for a while now.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
That's so true, man. I reckon you were born a father. Yeah.
You just got that vibe about you, you know?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, the sort of kind of authority figure. Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
The leader.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
All that sort of jazz.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yeah, that's what a father is, eh?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
But, you know, you'll find, Mogi, as the years go on,
of course, Father's Day evolves.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Right.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I've got so much to learn from you. Oh, look,
any time you want to suckle upon the buzzy of
Hoodie J, you're most welcome to tuck in there.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Appreciate that, man.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Is that, like, knowledge-wise?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Well, yes. He can make it whatever he wants, Keezy.
So I woke up. crack of dawn there and rolled
over for a nice little morning spoon. Then I was like, oh,
hang on, what's going on here?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
My wife's not there. She's gone. Oh, what? And I'm like, oh,
she must be out like you. Yes. Out there making
me my morning coffee there and maybe, you know, some
hot toast or something like that.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Some hot toast.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Hot toast is the best. Have you tried that, Keezy? Well, yeah,
on a special occasion.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, hot toast.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It is a special occasion.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Because it's Father's Day. You're not listening.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh, come on, man. Pull yourself together, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
So I go out to the kitchen because I can't
hear anything. And I'm going, oh, that's weird.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
And my phone's plugged in the kitchen out there. And
I go on my phone. I've got a message from
my wife just meeting her mate for breakfast.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Oh, right.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Oh, wow, that sucks on Father's Day.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
And I was like, oh. Okay. And I was like, oh,
I didn't realize you were doing that. She said, I
told you. Oh, wow. And I went, oh, okay. So
I went to make myself a coffee. Stove top there, Mogi,
as I do.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Do you burn it?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
No coffee.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
No coffee there.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
No coffee at all. And I'm like.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Is there anything worse? Is there anything?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
No, there's not.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
When you go to use the hand soap dispenser and
there's no soap in it.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Not even close. Not even on the same planet, Keezy.
It's different worlds. It's worlds apart.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Pull yourself together, Keezy, for God's sake.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I'm having a crack.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
And I'm like, effing and jeffing.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Rightfully so.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
So I have to go and walk to the supermarket,
don't I? And I'm halfway to the supermarket, starts pissing
with rain. Did I take my umbrella? No, because my
wife had it. So I get drenched in rain.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Dredged in rain.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Are you listening?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Come on, man.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
What is up with you today?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Get to the supermarket, get all the stuff I need,
and get home.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Which was just coffee, wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, it was just coffee.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
And an umbrella.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I did buy another umbrella. We need two, clearly. Get home,
make myself a coffee, and then I'm sitting on the
couch going, oh.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Were you twiddling your thumbs?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Oh, a little bit. I was doing the thing I
do where I had my hands clasped behind my back
and I was just looking out the window out in
the street there and the violence and chaos and pissing around.
And then it was about mid-morning. I get another message
from my wife. Hey, we've decided to go to X
and X. And I went, oh, okay. Oh, gee.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Without making a day of it.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, well, since they got together, you know, and I
was like, oh, no, that's all cool. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Any chance I could tag along, did you ask?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh, no, I didn't want to get in the way.
You know what I mean? It wasn't about me, Mogi.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
It's just because it's Father's Day, Jason.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I know, I know, but I don't want to make
a big deal about it, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
So then it's 12 o'clock, 1 o'clock. My youngest daughter's
still at home.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah, right. What's she doing? She's asleep.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Gets up at about 1, comes out, and I'm like,
Good morning. Oh, no, good afternoon, youngster. How are you
going this fine day?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
What did she say?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
She went, oh, whatever, Dad. Right. And then she went
and had a shower. Yeah. And then she got changed
and came out, and I was like, so what are
you up to today then, eh? And she said, I
was going to meet my boyfriend in town. And I
was like, oh, okay, indeed.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Did you ask to tag along?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Come on, man. Do you know how uncool that would be, Keezy?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I've never been so close to slapping you.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. One simple question.
One weekend of a lifetime.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Would you rather?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yes, indeed, Wazzle Cars. It's up to you, New Zealand.
Both amazing prizes. So it's your call, really.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Certainly is, Jase. Bathurst or the Grand Final, NRL, both
are put on by Boys Trip, which means everything's taken
care of. You've got your flights taken care of, your accommodation.
If you go to Bathurst, you've got shuttles to and
from the racetrack for both Saturday and Sunday. And if
you choose the Grand Final, you've got a day at
the Renwick Races the day before, where you'll peak way
(12:08):
too early.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, carry on.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
No, you guys just take over.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
No, that's good.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
That's good, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
You do this great stuff. Well, it's an amazing prize
either way, whichever direction you go in. It doesn't matter which.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Way you go.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
No, totally. Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Lisa.
How's life? Lisa?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Oh, the phone lines?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Here you go.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Hello, Lisa.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Up the waz.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Up the waz. Up the waz. How's your day going, Lisa? Well,
I just got home from work, so it's going okay. Yeah,
what do you do for a crust?
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Oh, service, customer service.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Oh, backbone. And tell me, Lisa, massive weekend, was it,
or was it pretty chill? Oh, it was a pretty full-on,
that was an intense game, I have to say.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Oh, it was. It was. One point victory there.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
We won.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Yeah, she was pretty tense. Got the victory in the end,
but a few issues going into finals there, Lisa, don't
you reckon? Holy heck.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
We'll see. Well, I'm picking, Lisa. You're going to opt
for the WARS or the NRL grand final. Yes? Opt
the WARS grand final, 100%.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, good on you, mate.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Lock it in.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Stay on the line there, Lisa, and I'll look after you.
Let's go to Dave. G'day, Dave, you mad bastard. How's life?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Oh, really good, thanks, guys. How are you?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, good, thanks. Mate, you sound like you had a
massive weekend, Dave.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
No, I had a quiet weekend with my kids over
the weekend, mate.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh, big one. Yeah, good on you.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
My boys' final football game of the season on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
There they go.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, so much fun, man.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Did he win?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
A lot of.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Times they say, you know, it doesn't matter if he
won or not, it's whether he had fun, but that's rubbish,
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Absolute rubbish, yeah. Super competitive even at nine years old.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Victory's the only way, man.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Totally.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Tell me, Dave, what do you do for a crust?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
I work in a niche field, mate, legal metrology. So
we make sure petrol pumps and weigh bridges and all
sorts of weighing and measuring equipment are accurate for purpose.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
As if we didn't know that, man.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
You didn't have to explain it so much, Dave.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I mean, we know all about it.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
We're not deer brains.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Meteorology.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, no, that was mansplaining, bro.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
No, that's all good, mate. What are you looking at?
The NRL Grand Final or Bathurst?
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Massively torn, man, because I know the Wives are going
to be in the final.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
But I'm going to go with Bathurst, please.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, I like it. I like it. Stay on the line,
old pugs. We'll take care of you, mate.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Cheers, guys.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Thanks, mate. It's not easy, is it? It's not easy.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
No.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Big decision.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I mean, it's not for me.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
What would you choose, Bathurst?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
No, the Waz, man. What are you?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Keezy.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Did you watch the game?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I did watch the game.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Who did we play?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Who did we play? I can't even remember. But we
did win by one point.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
It was messy.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Yeah, I know you saw the score.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Oh, Manly, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, Manly. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
This guy gets it.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I just couldn't remember, you know. It was like Friday,
wasn't it? It was bloody days ago, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Keezy remembers it really clearly because he was away on
his boys' trip. What was the score at halftime, Keezy?
Speaker 8 (15:25):
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yes, indeed. You too there on the Radio Hauraki Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is exactly 10 minutes
to 5 o'clock. Let's talk TV. What's on the telly
with Mike Minogue. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
That's right. I'm still watching Alone, fellas. That's all I've got.
That's all I've got. I have the end of season
one tonight to talk about tomorrow, so you're just going
to have to bear with me. All right?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Alone.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
There's no point haranguing me. About what I've been watching,
because I haven't been watching anything except for that one show.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Today on Samsung TV, I watched the Darjeeling Limited.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Darjeeling Limited.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Darjeeling. with Owen Wilson, Adrian Brophy and Jason Swartzman. The
plot follows three estranged brothers who agree to meet in
India a year after their father's funeral for a spiritual
journey aboard a luxury train. Directed by Wes Anderson.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Pretty funny. Good chemistry. between the three of those actors there,
and it's just one of those sort of ludicrous kind
of films, and it would be very good fun filming it,
I imagine. Yes. I think the fellas had a bloody
good time. I mean, it's silly, it's stupid, and I
enjoyed it a lot. I'll give it a solid three
buzzies out of five.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
The Darjeeling Limited.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
The Darjeeling Limited.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
And that's available.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
randomly on Samsung TV if you switch over at the
right time.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
Yes. I actually go so far as to say that's
probably his last good film.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Who's that?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Wes Anderson. The director. Bottle Rocket, Keezy, then Rushmore in 1998.
The Royal Tenenbaums with Gene Hackman. Great film. Great actor.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
I've always wanted to watch that. Is that not very good?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
The Life Aquatic. Yeah. Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Oh, it is good.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
And then the Darjeeling Limited. And after that, Fantastic Mr. Fox,
Moonrise Kingdom, Grand Budapest. Oh, Grand Budapest Hotel is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's a good movie. It's fun.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Fantastic Mr.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Fox.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I think your wife would like it.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Oh, yeah, that's good to know. Fantastic Mr. Fox is
weird but had cool animations.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
It did, yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
It was a bit weird for me, though.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yeah, a bit weird.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Fellas, yesterday I had a five-hour nap, and somewhere in
there I remember watching an episode of Country Calendar.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Within the five-hour nap.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, I was sort of in and out of lucidity,
if that's what it's called, and you just sort of
come to, and my wife's watching Country Calendar, and then
back to sleep, and then you wake up again to
find out how they diversified the farm to just help
with income and that. Really good.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Cherries?
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Any cherries?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
No, no, cherries. No, it wasn't cherries. It was like
how they're making a new thing for building using wool
from sheep or something.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh, God.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Four buzzies out of five, though. TVNZ, Country Calendar, it's called.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
You don't know what season or what episode they're doing.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Country Calendar.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You don't even know if you were conscious or if
you dreamt it. Yeah, that's right. Or you're in some
sort of delirium.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
That's correct, 100%. Highly recommend, though, fellas.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Check it out.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Here's Pluto. Here's Pluto.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're crawling through your
Monday afternoon. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought
to you by ReBurger.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
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Speaker 5 (19:10):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
It's street food, but it's so unbelievably crave-worthy.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
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Speaker 5 (19:24):
Yum.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yum. I'll tell you what I'd like right now, fellas.
A couple of those loaded fries in the studio. That'd
be good, eh? For all of us. We'd be into that.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
That's very generous of you, Jase.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Jase, I could learn so much from you.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
We'll get Pugs on to maybe Uber Eats us some
loaded fries. Just put it on the company. credit card.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Have you noticed that he's being really picky with the
company credit card?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Like it's almost like there's no difference.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Huh? Anal.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Loaded fries?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
He's being very anal with the credit card.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, he's been really picky with the credit card.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Picky, I prefer.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Picky.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Right, I prefer anal. Just in the sense of, you know,
he's been very... Well, I suppose picky.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Jeez, um....
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Yeah, he's been picky, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
It's a turn of phrase, fellas, come on.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
What is picky?
Speaker 7 (20:36):
What is?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Picky. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Here's Kings of Leon.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yes, indeed. Tool there on the radio. Hodaki, big show
this Monday afternoon. The time is 15 minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Fellas, what a weekend it was. We haven't even touched
on this, but the Warriors played. Yes, man. We haven't
even mentioned it.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
No.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Normally we'd have Charlie Gubbin, wouldn't we, on a Monday,
but he said he's got a flu. Come on.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah. Come on, man.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
He was up here all weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
The flu.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
The flu.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Good on you, Javi.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Fellas, I was lucky enough to be invited. When I
say invited, I mean I forced my way in. Yes.
To commentate my very first Warriors game. For Sky TV,
you might ask? No. For the ACC? No. Also no.
For a website, I think, that bases itself out of
the United Kingdom.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
So I was lucky enough to do it with the
guys from the podcast This Warrior's Life. If you're not
listening to it, give that a run. She's an absolute ripper.
And we went along there, and what a treat it
is to be given. You go along there to Lily World,
which is the bar next door.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Inside the stadium grounds, by the way.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Yeah, so you're at this bar. You walk through a gate.
They check your ticket. You can carry your beer through.
It's unbelievable. It's great. It's brilliant. So you go there.
You have, like, what, five or six jugs. Responsibly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you head over and you get a lift
up to the commentary booth there. And what a view.
Straight outside the window there was corporate boxes. And they
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started handing out prawn cutlets.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Oh, yum.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Tuna.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Bloody, like, proper, proper. Really good stuff. Whole bunch of
booze out of their fridge there.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Because technically you're not allowed to drink in the commentary boxes.
So they were passing up. Started to get a little
bit hazy, to be honest with you. But, yeah, we
did the commentary. And I think it went. I think
it went great guns.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
All right, well, we've actually got a clip of some commentary,
if you'd like to hear that, fellas.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, for sure. I'm not sure if Warren's actually going
to make his way down to the sheds. He might,
so it's pretty invested.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
In those puzzle pages in the paper.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Interesting you should say that, Will. I was just making
my way back from the urinal.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
There's a lot of stairs there, but I managed to
do it relatively quickly, and as I bailed back up
the stairs.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I panicked to get back.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Here for this unbelievable halftime show with RugbyLeague.com. I made
a wrong turn, collided with the entire Manly Seagulls coaching staff.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
There was about 11 of them.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
You can imagine how happy they were to crash into somebody,
huffing and panting. Wearing a Warriors jersey with about 150
mils of urine sprayed down the.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Front of his jeans.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
It's professional stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Well, it's a different sort of thing to what you're
used to, Keezy. This is a proper rugby league website.
And they expect a certain level of professionalism. We went
off the rails a little bit earlier on when we
were bagging Turbo. Travojevic there for being injury prone and
they told us to rope it in a bit but
I think all in all I think it went pretty
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well yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:02):
Because what you don't want to happen is like these
guys to work really hard on this podcast and really
build it up out of passion then they feel like
they have to bring old Mogie in and then he
gets really steamed in the commentary box and then he
has wheeze on him and then Kieran Foran and the
other thing you don't want them doing which I've actually
been sent audio for is letting old Mogie into the
press conference area after the game listen to this Give.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
You a rest?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
So it's not so intense?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Okay, we'll do that for you.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
No worries, mate.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
So that was at the actual press conference after the game?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Was that you, was it?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Asking the question.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
They've got a few work-ons there out at Mount Smart,
but I came out of the commentary box and I
got a little bit waylaid. I got a bit lost
trying to get out of there. It's a rabbit warren
through there, Jake.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I can imagine, mate.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
There's no signposts. There's nothing at all. Well, next thing
you know, I found myself in that little area where
they do the post-match presses.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
They had a little table there with some snacks and
a few beers. So I was just looking into the
few bears there. And it took them quite a long time, actually,
for the coaches to come out. Things got a little
bit hazy from there. But I think I said to him,
I found the last couple of weeks a little bit
stressful in terms of the closeness of the games.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
So over the next couple of weeks, if you could
just flog those bastards, I'd much appreciate it. And he
said that he's going to do that for us. Yeah,
that's great. I'm hoping that I'll get invited back to
do the final next week by oldrugbyleague.com.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I have no question. or doubt that you will be.
That was– you see, Kesey, I reckon– Don't what? What?
I reckon you go and give that a listen to.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
No, he's just then talking about having wheeze on his pants.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah, because that's like proper commentary as opposed to your
sort of light entertainment sort of– You know, stuff.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
He talked about having wheeze on his pants the whole time.
And he was huffing and puffing.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
I was absolutely. I actually had to exit because I'd
had a few beers. I don't know if I mentioned that.
But as the commentary wore on, it became clear to
me there was no way I was going to be
able to make my way all the way down to
the concourse and beat the crowds at halftime without wetting myself.
So I had to duck out with about five minutes
of the commentary to go and get down there a
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little bit early and then sprinted back up. So, yeah,
I was pretty puffed.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
That's good stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Quite a professionalism, that is.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yeah, have you ever heard of that? Haven't you before, man? Nah.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Pugs, can you clip that off and just send it
to me so I can listen to it over and over?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Thanks, man.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Here's Snow Patrol.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
Monday evening. The time is 5.27 and fellas, I've got
a massive bone to pick. I've got a bone to pick.
Just give me a little second here to compose myself
a bit. I'm pretty fired up inside. Following on from
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the heels of a brutal first scoring session and come
dine with the fellas, you'll recall, Mogi, that Keezy, after
my wife went to huge efforts to cook a beautiful
meal for the fellas, Keezy gave her a six.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I didn't give your wife a six.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Keezy, please!
Speaker 4 (27:29):
I gave you a six.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
She was pretty upset by that.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
As she should have been. As she should have been.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Thank you, Mogi.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Yeah, cheers, Mogi.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Now, you'll recall in the last Come Dine with the
Fellas Hoodie J edition, I gave out some vouchers. Oh, yes.
Very generous. It took a lot of effort and organisation
to do that. Everyone had to do a lot of
behind-the-scenes stuff.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Indeed.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
And one of those particular vouchers was a night of
hot pot with me, Keezy. Yes.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Great voucher.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
My wife ended up getting that voucher.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
In fact, she stole a present so she could have it.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
So she could have it. And she was very much
looking forward to it, having a night of hot pot
with Keezy.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Yeah, it's weird, eh?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Now, on the Saturday night, this past weekend... My wife
messaged Keezy many times and said, you keen for this
hot pot tomorrow?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I understand you're at a sausage fest. You'll probably need
some spicy food tomorrow to pull you through.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Sorry, I was at a barbecue.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Just for those that aren't aware, I was at a
barbecue on the Saturday.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
With 20 fellas.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
It was a festival of sausage-ars. Yes. Festival O.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Keezy, I guess, in high spirits or whatever, was like,
absolutely lock it in.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Did I say that on the Saturday?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yes, I can show you the messages.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
And so my wife was like, oh, so Keezy's keen
for tomorrow. And I went, oh, sweet. Good stuff. So then,
because they'd organised it for 2 o'clock tomorrow, yesterday afternoon,
my wife went to the hot pot, pissing with rain outside,
by the way, Mogi, She was like, oh, I didn't even,
but no, I promised Keezy.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Oh, so she promised me. Right, okay.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
So she goes to Hot Pot and is standing outside
for about 10 or 15 minutes in the rain. Drenched.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Why didn't she go inside?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Well, she was waiting for you. She's just under the
awning there.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
And she was, oh, well, he's probably running a bit late,
was texting him and calling him and calling him and
getting no answer. So she went, oh, I might as
well get my food and he'll probably arrive by the
time it'll be ready.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
So she ordered her food.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
What'd she get?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
And she said it was really full too. It was
like really packed with a lot of people and she
kept having to shoo people away because it was like, oh,
I know someone's sitting there. Someone's sitting there. I just
have to keep that free if you don't mind. So
she felt pretty saved, yeah. She felt pretty humiliated. She
sat there 10, 15, 20, 30 minutes. Kept calling Keezy.
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Called him four or five times.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
Where were you, Keezy?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
I was at home asleep. I also remember I was
at a Festival au Sassage.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
On the Saturday there, and I obviously had one too
many sausages responsibly.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
So I don't actually remember this conversation on the Saturday,
if I'm honest.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
And then on the Sunday, I was in bed for
five hours asleep.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Jeez, you let yourself down here, haven't you?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
My wife.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
What?
Speaker 4 (30:42):
My wife.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Has never had an experience like that. She has never
been stood up. She felt embarrassed, angry, upset.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Sad?
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Sad.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
She was looking forward to her afternoon of hot pot
with Keezy.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
A little bit happy?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
A little bit happy, yeah. Came home, and it was
Father's Day, you'll recall, yesterday.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Oh, I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I hadn't seen her all day because she'd been out
with her other mates, remember? I do. She left before
I even got up. She comes back finally for Father's
Day in.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
A hair of a mood.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Soaking wet.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Soaking wet.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Still had a nice feed.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Spitting tacks about old Keezy. And then, you know, because
I was like, oh, it's Father's Day. And she said,
don't talk to me about Father's Day.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
See that temper there. That's why I skipped out on
the hot pot.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah. And now, because she got drenched yesterday, she's got
a hurr of a flu.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Wait, so she gets wet and automatically gets the flu?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yes, Keezy.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Rage against the machine there on the Radio Hodaki Big
Show this Monday evening. The time is 5.41.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Fellas, last week, not last year, I don't know if
you guys remember, but I had been auditioning for an ad. Oh, yes.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Acting.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Getting into acting. And it was going quite well.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
I got a callback, which meant I was one of
the final five or something.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
I don't know. Yeah, shortlist.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Shortlist, yeah, which was great. And then I went back
and did the same sort of audition again, but this
time with a funny wig on.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
And also with the director.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
And the director was there on a little webcam.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
And topless.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Yeah, the director was topless. Anyway, so it was great.
There's a lot of positive feedback I was getting and
a lot of happy vibes, happy vibes, happy vibes. That
was on Monday last week. It's now been a week
exactly and I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
So, I mean, I'm not jumping to any conclusions, but
I'm starting to think that maybe.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh, you haven't got it.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
You don't reckon?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
There's no way to know for sure. Generally, the way
you find out is when you see it on TV.
I thought your agent. And you say to yourself, hey,
that looks like that ad I auditioned for.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Oh, he got it. That looks like the ad I
got shortlisted for.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Haven't heard back about that one.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I must follow up on it.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Guess I didn't get it.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Right.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
I just thought the agent would tell me.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Jase? No, he won't tell you.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
No, I haven't checked my emails, to be honest, Keezy.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Wait, so you got me an audition.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (33:35):
And then heard from them via email that I had
a call back, and then you just haven't checked your inbox.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
Oftentimes that can be where the whole thing falls over.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Well, when the agent can't be bothered checking his emails.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Well, I'm assuming Jase was very busy.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Well, obviously. I was watching a bit of Samsung TV.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
So oftentimes the production company will come back and say, yep,
love him, these are the fees, I'd like to lock
it in, et cetera, et cetera. We shoot on, let's.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Say, Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Wednesday, no answer.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Quick turnaround.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
No answer, no answer, no answer. Oh, look, if you
don't get back to us, we're going to have to
go to the second person on the list. No answer,
no answer, no answer. Second person on the list.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
You've missed out.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
Happens all the time. Well, it shouldn't, though. So often
it's not the fault of the actor at all.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
It's a brute of an industry.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
It's shocking. And there's nothing you can do to prepare
for that.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Well, hang on. Can you... That's just.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
That's one of those things, as they say.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
It's just one of those things.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
You've got to go with the flow there, as they say.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, you've got to– Sorry, hang on, hang on.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
You've got to take the bad with the good.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Oh, and I'm all for taking the bad with the good.
But I just– You've got to suck it hard. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
I'm all for it.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Whatever needs to be done, I'll do it. But, Jase,
when do you check your emails? Because the chances are
there's an email in there saying, oh, Keezy was really
good and we've cast him in this ad.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well, the problem that I have, I can't check them
right now because I have two different emails, one for
the agency and one for the work here. And I
can't check my agency one while I'm here.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
Also, you can't really, I mean, you've got to be
focused on what you're doing here.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Exactly. The last thing this show needs is for me
to be trawling through my emails going, oh, God. Trying
to find your rejection email.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Can you do it during the day then? So, okay,
if it's a rejection, that's fine. Because it's at least
I know that I've been rejected. It's the not knowing
that gets you, Keezy. You might know that, but it's
the not knowing. It's the not knowing that can get you.
Because then, of course, you're telling your family and friends,
I've got a call back, I think I've got it,
talking it up. Next thing you know, that ad's on TV,
you're not on it, and you've been absolutely humiliated again.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
I don't know about again. This will be the first time. Well,
can we– okay, well, how about this?
Speaker 5 (35:55):
I think you should just write them an email, Jason,
and say Keezy's out.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Because you can't handle the.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Stress of it all.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Well, no, if you're going to open your emails, then
check the freaking email.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Keezy, can I give you some advice here as a
long-time actor? Sure. Let it go, mate.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Have you, in your guys' experience, how do you guys
deal with not getting roles?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
What? I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (36:20):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Bloody oats. Bathurst or the NRL Grand Final, you decide,
New Zealand. Two great prizes. Two great prizes.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Bloody amazing options here for you fellas. You can't go wrong, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Let's go to the phone lines.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Totally, Mogi.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Keezy.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Can't go wrong, man.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
G'day, Nico, you mad bastard. How's life?
Speaker 8 (36:45):
Yeah, I'm good, Jase.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Yeah, good, thanks. You're a mad dog, Nico.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
How was your Monday, Nico?
Speaker 5 (36:51):
I'm the maddest. The maddest dog.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
How was your Monday, man?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah, no, all good, man.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
But it's a bit tricky here in the Waka though,
but I'm on my way home, so all is good.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, good on you, mate. What do you do for
a crust, Nico?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
I'm a project manager for a civil construction project.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
We get quite a few project managers.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
On the show. We do, don't we, actually? A lot
of project managers.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Bloody good stuff. So what's your preference there, Nico? The
NRL grand final or Bathurst?
Speaker 5 (37:23):
It'd have to be the NRL grand final, mate. This
guy gets it.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Hey, Nico, are you going to try and go to
the game this weekend, man?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yeah, trying to get tickets tomorrow, mate.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
I'll be at Fastlinger, that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Yeah, same here.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
I'll have to have a crack. Yeah, cheers, guys.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Good on you, man.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah, thanks, fellas.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
First thing in the morning, I'm going to get up
and get that sorted.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Cool, yeah, it's at lunchtime. Hey, Nico, you hold the
line there, mate. You're in the drawer, OK?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, cheers, fellas.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
G'day, you mates.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
G'day, yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
G'day, Mike, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, g'day, fellas.
How we going? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. What do you
do for a crust, Mike? I'm a painter. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Backbone.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Backbone.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
We're talking like, you know, house painter or car painter or? Oh, house.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
You could have a go at a car, but I
don't know how it would turn out.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
No good with brushes, eh, man?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Good on you, Mike.
Speaker 9 (38:12):
That's still backbone. Would you choose Bathurst or the NRL
Grand Final, mate?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Oh, is that even a question?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Up the wires.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Thank you, man. Yeah, good on you. Thank you. Someone
had to say it.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yeah, I mean, jeez, yes. Oh, fire out. Good on you, Mike,
here in the draw.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
Puck Samuel will sort you out.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
No worries. Good on you, mate. Okay. Yeah. Actually, we
haven't talked about that game. We'll do that after six o'clock. Okay.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
What game's that?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
The Was. Oh, yeah. The Manly. And also the All Blacks.
Another doozy of a test, Nish.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Are you suggesting we do a bit of sport chat
after six?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
I think so, Keezy.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
Oh, a big shout out, by the way, to boyship.co.nz
for putting these prizes together. The NRL package is sold out.
Yeah forget about it Forget about it It's over The
only way to get it Is through us However there
are still Bathurst packages available If you do want to
go BoysTrip.co.nz Fellas Bloody good.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
Mate Welcome back, you massive backbones.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Hope your Monday night's going along very nicely indeed. You're
listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Serving good times with good food. Dine in or take
away Reburger today. Ah, that's really quite yummy.
Speaker 7 (39:25):
It is.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Tisn't it. Tisn't it. You've had your dinner. What did
you have there, mate? Looked like some sort of noodle concoction.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
I'll be honest with you, man. It was either noodles.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
It was leftovers.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, it looked like leftovers.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Yeah, it was leftovers.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
Yeah, yum.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
It was yum. Now it's all gone, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Yeah, it's all gone.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
Okay, you can forget about it, man. You're not having any.
You've already had your filth today. What have you had?
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Hot pot.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Hot pot, exactly. For lunch. Shock and bastard.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
That's all G, eh, Jase?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
What's for dinner, though? Ragu.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
My wife made a ragu last night. A beef ragu?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
In the slow cooker. And the idea behind it was
we could have it for dinner tonight as well. Because
when you slow cook something like that, you can put
it back in the slow cooker the second day and it.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Tastes even better. Was it any good on day one?
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Yes, it was very, very, very nice.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
What did you have it with?
Speaker 4 (40:16):
I like this fresh, thick pasta.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Thick ribbons. Yeah, no, that's another one.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Broccolini. Yeah, I think it was something like that. Broccolini
and something else.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Oh, you wouldn't have been happy with a broccolini, would you?
Speaker 4 (40:27):
I love broccolini.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Oh, yeah, even when you're hung.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yeah. Wow. Because it makes you feel.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Like you're doing something good.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Chuck the old broccolini in the air fryer. Beautiful.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Chuck it in the old bin. We did it in
the pan with garlic and pepper.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Jase.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
What are you having for dinner tonight, man?
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Some sort of falafel salad-y, wrap-y thing.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Are you even going to go home, man?
Speaker 6 (40:53):
Oh, no, man.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
That's shocking. If Keezy was having that, you'd be fuming.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Might just buy a pie on the way home or something.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Stuff it in your gob. Nah, falafel wraps are yum, man.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, I don't mind them, actually. Bit of mint sauce.
Not mint sauce, but the sort of yogurty minty thing.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Yogurty burger there.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Yeah, a bit of chilli sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's
all good. Hey, coming up, a bit of sport chat.
But in the meantime, here's a bit of Metallica for you.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Queens of the Stone Age there on the Radio Hauraki
Big Show this Monday evening. The time is 12 minutes
past six o'clock. Fellas, let's talk sport.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
That's the noise you make when you're watching sport.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
Certainly when you're talking about it there, fellas. I guess
the obvious place to start is with the Waz. They
were up first there, managed to defeat the Seagulls, 31
points to 30. She was a bit of a nail-biter there,
a bit of a... Interesting one, Jase.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
They....
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Over the last couple of weeks, it seems like the
wire's been worked out in the sense that you don't
want to go anywhere near their forward, Pat, because they'll
smash you to bits.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
And so the team's last couple of weeks have decided, well,
let's chuck the ball wide early and go around. And
that has worked an absolute treat. So I think you'll find,
particularly in this game coming up against the Dolphins this
Saturday evening, that there's going to be some real rush
defence from the Warriors, and I think they'll be putting
pressure on the ref there not to call them offside.
(42:28):
It was a thoroughly enjoyable game, but a really tense one,
and of course all of us wanted them to really
smash the Seagulls to give us the best possible chance
of winning the minor premiership. But as it turned out,
we won by one, and Penrith were playing West Tigers
and absolutely smashed them to bits. So that was the
end of that, but thoroughly enjoyable, but now the real
work starts, Keezy.
Speaker 8 (42:49):
Woo!
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yes, sirree, Bob.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Great game. Quickly, before we chat, All Blacks, on the
Saturday as well, on the MPC, the Bay of Plenty
Steamers were hosting Manawa 2. And it was a day,
a 50-year anniversary of the very first MPC season. And
the Bay of Plenty Steamers won it, and my mum's
brother was the first five.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
And so they got everyone back together.
Speaker 9 (43:13):
He came from the East Coast and came down for
this big special occasion, was welcomed and stuff.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
And then they got pumped.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
29-2.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
29-12 by a mutter.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Or two, yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
29-12, that's all right. You can live with that.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
No, that was like, nah.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
45-12, no good.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
That's kind of respectable.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
50-year anniversary, though. I was like, oh, surely the boys
will get up. Nah, damn it.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Hey, then the All Blacks, of course, fellas. My God,
what a test series it's been. You know, South Africa,
rightfully number one.
Speaker 5 (43:44):
In the world. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Powerful, strong... Very impressive side. You know, my instinct is
that we are a side on the rise and that
by the time the World Cup comes around, I reckon
we're going to be in a pretty good shape. And maybe,
just maybe, the Springboks will be on a slight decline.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
Or they might be even better.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Or they might be even better.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
We don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
But seriously, what a brilliant series. Just such good rugby
to watch.
Speaker 5 (44:15):
It was. It was really good. Of all the games,
I'm only assuming that the ref that they had there
was that Georgian fella. Yes. Because I enjoyed the first
two games because, by and large, the ref tried to
stay out of it. By the time the second half
of this one rolled around, mate, he couldn't get it
out of his gob.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
No. Non-stop.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
And so you sort of have to succeed despite the referee.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
There was one example there which I thought was brilliant
where we made a break. One of our players made
a break, but he ended up getting isolated. It was
so often the way. They got tackled. Two of the
South African players came through. Both of them stood over
the ball and were sort of looking at the ref like.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Am I allowed to?
Speaker 7 (44:53):
Can we?
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yes, do we?
Speaker 5 (44:54):
And that's kind of the problem with rugby is you've
got two of the best players in the world playing
at the absolute top of their game. and they've got
absolutely no idea what the rules are at the breakdown.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
That is pretty shocking. But it was a great game.
Thoroughly enjoyed it. Too much whistle in the second half.
They are a better side than us at the moment,
but we've come along in leaps and bounds since last year.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Weirdly, to the States now we go. It is so
random and stupid, but it's obviously a money-making venture. I've
got to say, I felt for Leroy Carter, missing that tackle.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
He'll be better for it.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
He will be, and he's one of those players that
gives 150%, you can tell, and he was absolutely gutted.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
It does suck that they're going to the States, but
they do have to grow the game. I mean, that's
the big thing with rugby union, right? Well, what they're
trying to grow is the revenue. So it earns 50%
more money from going to the U.S. than it does
by keeping the game. I don't know how many people
are going to pick up a rugby ball over in
Maryland in the U.S. Growing the game, I don't know
about that.
Speaker 5 (45:57):
Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
We'll see. It's great stuff, though, fellas. Great stuff.
Speaker 8 (46:01):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yes, indeed, the Pixies there on the Hodaki Big Show
this Monday evening. Fellas, I know we're feeling a bit
weary on it being a Monday and all that jazz,
but hey, let's give out some advice.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
Be pretty nips 69 at gmail.com.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Get in touch with the fellas.
Speaker 9 (46:30):
Please do get in touch if you're after some advice
of any kind, specifically the genuine advice kind.
Speaker 6 (46:36):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
A lot of people sending, like, jokey ones.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yeah, no, don't do that, man. Don't waste my time.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
But, like, jokey ones that are just filthy and we
can't actually do anything with.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
So we like real questions, and if we read it
on the show, you get a Reburger voucher.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Well, like, for example, Keezy, at the moment I've got
really itchy pubes. What's that about? Should I get it
checked out? That's not possible.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
The pubes are at G or the pubis area?
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Well, that's sort of where my pubes are.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
The pubis?
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
Yeah, email into this email address.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Yeah. And I'll ignore it. Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
G'day, Fels. This is Anonymous.
Speaker 9 (47:11):
I'm in a happy relationship but have had a conundrum.
I had a very steamy dream about a new work colleague.
I didn't think much of it, but now every time
I'm chatting to her, it comes to the forefront of
my mind.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
I try to act normal.
Speaker 9 (47:24):
I try to act normal, but the more I'm thinking
act normal, the weirder I feel like I am acting.
I know Mike and Keezy have had a similar situation,
and I just want to know how to move past
things I've seen in my head and go back to
two normal working adults.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
Cheers.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
I think he's referring to your erotic dream about Keezy there.
Remember that dream, Mogey?
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Not really.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
And then you were like, sort it out, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Yeah, come on, man.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
Same thing with pugs.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, with your missus.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
So how do you move past it?
Speaker 5 (47:55):
Well, I don't know if you do, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
No, you indulge it.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
It's quite interesting what old mate says there, Anonymous, is it?
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (48:02):
That every time you talk to each other, it's at
the forefront of your mind. Well, that's been that way
for probably three months now, with you and me. I'm
looking at you now, talking about this email that Anonymous
has sent through, but in my mind's eye, Right. Filth.
You've just been a filthy bitch.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
I'm loving it. So I'm two screening at the moment.
I've got this one thing that's happening in reality and
one thing that's happening in my mind's eye. Fantasy.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
And how do you keep it? Because I don't feel
like you're acting weird around me.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
No, I know. You just get used to it. It
just becomes your reality, your normality. So this guy's freaking
out a little bit. But I think the one thing
that's really helped me was bringing it up. when I
raised it with you.
Speaker 7 (48:39):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
It sort of brought out into the open that bad
behaviour of yours. Yeah. It brought it out into the
open and then sort of normalised it. Everybody knew that
you were a shocking bastard. We were able to move on.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (48:48):
So if he does the same thing with her.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (48:50):
Hey, I've had this dream about you. Shocking bastard.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
You were terrible.
Speaker 5 (48:55):
If you could knock it off, I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
Funnily enough, my wife had a dream last night. Yeah.
And she never has these dreams. That I'd been having
an affair. Yeah. for like longer than we'd been together.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
And that with this woman that used to be at
the comedy club.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Oh, really? and not justine.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
But not only that she had died your missus no
the woman who i was having the affair with i'm
not gonna name her okay And so my wife, when
I told her, was kind of really upset about it,
but also didn't want to really have a go at
me because.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Your mistress had just died.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
My mistress had died.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
So is this in the dream you were telling her
that this woman had died, or in reality, when she
hit you up with it, you said, oh, she's dead?
Speaker 3 (49:49):
No, I think she knew that she had died, but
also that I'd had an affair for over 30 years
with her.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Right.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
Very specific dream, Jase.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
Yeah, it was. It was very specific.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
And was the person a real person?
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
Would I potentially know her?
Speaker 5 (50:03):
No.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Of her? No. And funnily enough, this person's name at
her job today, she was taking the person she was
with to what she thought was this old cafe called
Alan Pete's in Parnell there. And she turned up to
where she thought, or where Alan Peets used to be.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Used to be, yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
And the name of the new place was the name
of the woman who she said I was having the
affair with.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
That renamed it to Jace's Mistress, essentially.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Her name, yes.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
That is weird, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (50:37):
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
You guys are obviously close.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
Busted after all these years.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
And my wife never has those sort of dreams. I
used to all the time. Yeah, because you're a shocking,
you know. I am a shocking bastard. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
So the advice is just out with it, let her know,
and just move on.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
I would indulge it. I'd go right there in your
private time. Oh, you're walking.
Speaker 5 (50:59):
I'd be like, hello.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
Had a dream about you last night.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Well, you remember, Moby.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
What was it about? Can't say, but just know.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
Remember when we were at the beer fest? Yes. And
that woman came up to us.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
And she gave me a hug and she said, I
had a dirty dream about you.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
I had a dirty dream about you.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
You should have seen Jase absolutely all over it.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
And you were like, my old mistress just died. I'm
in the market for another one.
Speaker 8 (51:25):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big
show done and dusted this Monday evening. What's the disclaimer
clip today there, Keezy?
Speaker 9 (51:49):
The disclaimer clip, which is a bonus podcast we do,
is entitled Hot Pot, and it comes out.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
At 7.30 tonight. How far away is Hot Pot from here?
How far, like physically?
Speaker 3 (52:01):
To walk it?
Speaker 4 (52:02):
500 metres?
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Oh, 10-minute walk?
Speaker 4 (52:05):
10-minute walk.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Down the hill?
Speaker 6 (52:06):
10-minute walk.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
I just did that walk.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
From hot pot to here.
Speaker 5 (52:10):
Oh, yes.
Speaker 9 (52:11):
And it felt like I was climbing Everest. I'm so
full of hot pot right now and regret that I'm
just like.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Mogi. There you go, eh? What? Your plans for the night, please.
You've just had your dinner.
Speaker 5 (52:28):
I have, actually. I'm all tickety-boo there. So go home,
hang around with the family there.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
Might watch something on the telly.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (52:36):
And might read a book.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
I might not.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (52:41):
Don't know, man. Just a Monday night, man. I mean, really,
what kind of an answer can you get?
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, true. You know. Yeah, I see.
Speaker 4 (52:48):
Jase, what are you up to tonight?
Speaker 3 (52:53):
Well, it's interesting because my wife had.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
Don't start the shit.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Tell us what you're up to. No, I'm telling you
what I'm up to, man.
Speaker 5 (53:00):
If you give him a second.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
God. My wife was meant to be having a book
club dinner with her mates. But then she let my daughter....
Speaker 5 (53:13):
What's a book?
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Oh, God. That's just an excuse to get together with
the ladies. And she said, oh.
Speaker 5 (53:20):
You're the same with a bunch of old gossips. Is
that right?
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Was I? Um... And then she realised, of course, she went, oh, bugger,
that's right, I've got that bloody thing on tonight.
Speaker 5 (53:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
But she lent my daughter our car and she's taking
her boyfriend back out west.
Speaker 5 (53:40):
Chuck him on a bus.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
Well, don't get me started, Maggie.
Speaker 5 (53:43):
Well, she hadn't.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
And so she was like, oh, no, that's an absolute nightmare.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
That is a nightmare.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
So I was like, well, what I could do.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
I tell you what, why don't you save it for
the show tomorrow, man? I've got to go now. So
I'll see you later.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
But having said that. See you, Mogey. Having said that.
See you, Mogey. Have a good night, man. See you, man. So, Keezy,
but the problem we do have now is because I
haven't organised.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
Anything for dinner. I'm going to watch Outrageous Fortune.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
And it's always this scenario.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
And then I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow at 4pm, Jase?
Speaker 3 (54:23):
What's that, man? Bye.
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food. Freshly
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Hauraki Big.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh, g'day you mad bastards. It's great to have your
company this Monday afternoon. It is the 7th of September, 2026.
And you, my friends, as always, listening to the Big
Show brought to you by Reburg Air.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Craveworthy street food freshly made with Reburg Air.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
What a weekend, eh, fellas? What a stallion across the
desk from me. Old Mogi, how's life?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
You're pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of
a bee. What a hell of a weekend it was.
There was a hell of a lot on, not least
of all Father's Day, Jase. Yes. Big kaha to you
for all the service you've done in that area. You've
been hard at work for many a decade. Child after
(01:06):
child after child after child. It's not easy. Thanks, mate.
You get up and you do it day in, day out. Keezy,
of course, brother, you're not quite there yet, man. One
on the way, though. Little birdie tells me. Tweeting on
the shoulder. This time next year, you'll be in the
cool club with old Moby and Hoodie J, man. How
you doing, brother? Yeah, good.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Still not pregnant. So don't know what you guys are
talking about.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Jeez, it would have been a hell of a weekend
if you were pregnant.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Hey, old Keezy.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Hey. Yeah, because here you are having.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Guys, I'm hungover still, all right? So if we could
just have a chill one. Is that like a thing
we do? Like a big Monday chill? Come on, Keezy, man.
We've got to get the weekend off to a rip-roaring start.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, totally, man.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
You're just going to have to fake it, man, for
three minutes at a time. How are you feeling? Yeah, good.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Backbone.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Backbone.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
My wife.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
How are you, Jase?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah, good, thanks.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Can't complain. Big weekend, as Mokey said, Father's Day yesterday. No,
bloody good. I can't complain at all. Really stoked to
be back at work, though, on a Monday afternoon, you know,
talking to all the backbones out there. Bloody oath.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
We've got a good show coming up as well, fellas.
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mokey?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Another day, another opportunity to get yourself into the draw
for Would You Rather. It's Wazzle Cars, Keezy.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Wazzle Cars, man.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, you talk about grand final or Bathurst.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
That's right. Listen out for the cue to call later
in the show and get yourself in the draw to
win one of those incredible prizes. Yeah, feels. Also, over
the weekend, I went out to the Warriors there and
I did my first ever commentary of a Warriors game.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Jeez, it was exciting stuff. We'll get into that after
five o'clock. And coming up next, Chase, you and I
are going to dissect Our Father's Day a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, Judge, if you will.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yes, Keezy had a shocker from the sounds of it.
Because he isn't a father yet, but he is a son.
You know what I'm saying? He is a son. And
from the sounds of things, he could have done better.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You can always do better, fellas, but as long as
you're doing your best, your very best at the time.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
At the time.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
At the time. With what you've got, that's all G.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Here's friends for a man.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is 14 minutes past 4 o'clock and a
massive day yesterday for a lot of fathers out there, Mogi.
Old Father's Day.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
It's a good name for it, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Father's Day.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Doesn't leave anything to the imagination there. It's all about fathers.
It is. I'm surprised that they don't have songs. You know,
theme songs. They have it for Christmas and that. Nothing
for Father's Day, Keezy. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 9 (03:42):
I mean, you could play like Father and Son or something.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Yeah, but that sort of rules out all the daughters.
That's a bit sexist, Keezy. You can't do that, man.
That's a good point. That's a shocker to hear from you.
It's a good day for me, man. I woke up.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, that is a good day.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Any day above ground, Keezy, that's what they say. Any
day above ground, brother, that's a good day, all right?
I don't know about you, Hoodie J, but I still
put my boots on one at a time.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Your Ugg boots.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Anyway, so I wake up in the morning. My wife's
already gotten up out of bed. I'm thinking to myself,
you beauty. Here comes a cup of coffee and a croissant.
There I can hear my daughter playing with my sister-in-law
and my mother-in-law who are there for the weekend. Anyway,
I'm lying there for about two and a half hours
and I think to myself, you know what, I'll just
get up. Yes. And I go out there into the
(04:29):
lounge there and they've started watching a replay of the rugby.
I was like, oh, is this on?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Far out.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I was like, is this on already? They said, oh,
I thought you'd have a sleep in. It's like, I've
been awake for hours. Just thought you guys would bring
me in a coffee and that. All good, all good. Anyway,
they paused it reluctantly and got me my presents. Yeah.
Which was nice. It was a card. And so my
wife does a really good job, and my daughter. They
(04:57):
do a card, you know, with a really nice message
in it. And then sort of some vouchers, some vouchery
type things. And one was for a 12-week parenting course,
just for me. Oh, wow.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Oh, that's... And had they made that, or was it
like a real voucher?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
It was a real voucher.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Oh, for real.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
So I've got to start... not got to, I get
to start that course next week. Oh, how good.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
How many nights a week is that?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Five.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
So I go home from this and that's three hours.
Just online, though, so it's easier.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh, that's good.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Seven years in about time.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, nice. So that's really good. So I was really
happy to have that. But what sort of let it
down a little bit was my daughter, she decided to
get sick. yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, classic.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah, had a flu.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Well, hang on.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Coughing all over me and all that.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
She didn't decide to. I mean, sickness by chance, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
It's not a... It's all about them for kids, isn't it?
I'll put it to you this way, Keezy. It's a
hell of a coincidence, man.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
So hang on. No, it is a coincidence. Are you
suggesting that she intentionally got sick to.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Take care of Keezy? Keezy, how many kids have you got? Zero.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
How was your Father's Day, Jase?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, I was about to get into it, but then
you just very, very rudely pressed play on Soundgarden.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
The Hive's there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time, 25 minutes past 4 o'clock. We're
talking Father's Day. I don't know if you fellas know this,
but I've been a father for a while now.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
That's so true, man. I reckon you were born a father. Yeah.
You just got that vibe about you, you know?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, the sort of kind of authority figure. Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
The leader.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
All that sort of jazz.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yeah, that's what a father is, eh?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
But, you know, you'll find, Mogi, as the years go on,
of course, Father's Day evolves.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Right.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I've got so much to learn from you. Oh, look,
any time you want to suckle upon the buzzy of
Hoodie J, you're most welcome to tuck in there.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Appreciate that, man.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Is that, like, knowledge-wise?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Well, yes. He can make it whatever he wants, Keezy.
So I woke up. crack of dawn there and rolled
over for a nice little morning spoon. Then I was like, oh,
hang on, what's going on here?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
My wife's not there. She's gone. Oh, what? And I'm like, oh,
she must be out like you. Yes. Out there making
me my morning coffee there and maybe, you know, some
hot toast or something like that.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Some hot toast.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Hot toast is the best. Have you tried that, Keezy? Well, yeah,
on a special occasion.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, hot toast.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It is a special occasion.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Because it's Father's Day. You're not listening.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh, come on, man. Pull yourself together, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
So I go out to the kitchen because I can't
hear anything. And I'm going, oh, that's weird.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
And my phone's plugged in the kitchen out there. And
I go on my phone. I've got a message from
my wife just meeting her mate for breakfast.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Oh, right.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Oh, wow, that sucks on Father's Day.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
And I was like, oh. Okay. And I was like, oh,
I didn't realize you were doing that. She said, I
told you. Oh, wow. And I went, oh, okay. So
I went to make myself a coffee. Stove top there, Mogi,
as I do.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Do you burn it?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
No coffee.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
No coffee there.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
No coffee at all. And I'm like.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Is there anything worse? Is there anything?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
No, there's not.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
When you go to use the hand soap dispenser and
there's no soap in it.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Not even close. Not even on the same planet, Keezy.
It's different worlds. It's worlds apart.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Pull yourself together, Keezy, for God's sake.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I'm having a crack.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
And I'm like, effing and jeffing.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Rightfully so.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
So I have to go and walk to the supermarket,
don't I? And I'm halfway to the supermarket, starts pissing
with rain. Did I take my umbrella? No, because my
wife had it. So I get drenched in rain.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Dredged in rain.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Are you listening?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Come on, man.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
What is up with you today?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Get to the supermarket, get all the stuff I need,
and get home.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Which was just coffee, wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, it was just coffee.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
And an umbrella.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I did buy another umbrella. We need two, clearly. Get home,
make myself a coffee, and then I'm sitting on the
couch going, oh.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Were you twiddling your thumbs?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Oh, a little bit. I was doing the thing I
do where I had my hands clasped behind my back
and I was just looking out the window out in
the street there and the violence and chaos and pissing around.
And then it was about mid-morning. I get another message
from my wife. Hey, we've decided to go to X
and X. And I went, oh, okay. Oh, gee.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Without making a day of it.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, well, since they got together, you know, and I
was like, oh, no, that's all cool. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Any chance I could tag along, did you ask?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh, no, I didn't want to get in the way.
You know what I mean? It wasn't about me, Mogi.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
It's just because it's Father's Day, Jason.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I know, I know, but I don't want to make
a big deal about it, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
So then it's 12 o'clock, 1 o'clock. My youngest daughter's
still at home.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah, right. What's she doing? She's asleep.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Gets up at about 1, comes out, and I'm like,
Good morning. Oh, no, good afternoon, youngster. How are you
going this fine day?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
What did she say?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
She went, oh, whatever, Dad. Right. And then she went
and had a shower. Yeah. And then she got changed
and came out, and I was like, so what are
you up to today then, eh? And she said, I
was going to meet my boyfriend in town. And I
was like, oh, okay, indeed.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Did you ask to tag along?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Come on, man. Do you know how uncool that would be, Keezy?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I've never been so close to slapping you.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. One simple question.
One weekend of a lifetime.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Would you rather?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yes, indeed, Wazzle Cars. It's up to you, New Zealand.
Both amazing prizes. So it's your call, really.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Certainly is, Jase. Bathurst or the Grand Final, NRL, both
are put on by Boys Trip, which means everything's taken
care of. You've got your flights taken care of, your accommodation.
If you go to Bathurst, you've got shuttles to and
from the racetrack for both Saturday and Sunday. And if
you choose the Grand Final, you've got a day at
the Renwick Races the day before, where you'll peak way
(12:08):
too early.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, carry on.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
No, you guys just take over.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
No, that's good.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
That's good, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
You do this great stuff. Well, it's an amazing prize
either way, whichever direction you go in. It doesn't matter which.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Way you go.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
No, totally. Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Lisa.
How's life? Lisa?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Oh, the phone lines?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Here you go.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Hello, Lisa.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Up the waz.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Up the waz. Up the waz. How's your day going, Lisa? Well,
I just got home from work, so it's going okay. Yeah,
what do you do for a crust?
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Oh, service, customer service.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Oh, backbone. And tell me, Lisa, massive weekend, was it,
or was it pretty chill? Oh, it was a pretty full-on,
that was an intense game, I have to say.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Oh, it was. It was. One point victory there.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
We won.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Yeah, she was pretty tense. Got the victory in the end,
but a few issues going into finals there, Lisa, don't
you reckon? Holy heck.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
We'll see. Well, I'm picking, Lisa. You're going to opt
for the WARS or the NRL grand final. Yes? Opt
the WARS grand final, 100%.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, good on you, mate.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Lock it in.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Stay on the line there, Lisa, and I'll look after you.
Let's go to Dave. G'day, Dave, you mad bastard. How's life?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Oh, really good, thanks, guys. How are you?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, good, thanks. Mate, you sound like you had a
massive weekend, Dave.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
No, I had a quiet weekend with my kids over
the weekend, mate.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh, big one. Yeah, good on you.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
My boys' final football game of the season on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
There they go.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, so much fun, man.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Did he win?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
A lot of.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Times they say, you know, it doesn't matter if he
won or not, it's whether he had fun, but that's rubbish,
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Absolute rubbish, yeah. Super competitive even at nine years old.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Victory's the only way, man.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Totally.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Tell me, Dave, what do you do for a crust?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
I work in a niche field, mate, legal metrology. So
we make sure petrol pumps and weigh bridges and all
sorts of weighing and measuring equipment are accurate for purpose.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
As if we didn't know that, man.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
You didn't have to explain it so much, Dave.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I mean, we know all about it.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
We're not deer brains.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Meteorology.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, no, that was mansplaining, bro.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
No, that's all good, mate. What are you looking at?
The NRL Grand Final or Bathurst?
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Massively torn, man, because I know the Wives are going
to be in the final.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
But I'm going to go with Bathurst, please.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, I like it. I like it. Stay on the line,
old pugs. We'll take care of you, mate.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Cheers, guys.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Thanks, mate. It's not easy, is it? It's not easy.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
No.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Big decision.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I mean, it's not for me.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
What would you choose, Bathurst?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
No, the Waz, man. What are you?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Keezy.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Did you watch the game?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I did watch the game.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Who did we play?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Who did we play? I can't even remember. But we
did win by one point.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
It was messy.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Yeah, I know you saw the score.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Oh, Manly, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, Manly. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
This guy gets it.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I just couldn't remember, you know. It was like Friday,
wasn't it? It was bloody days ago, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Keezy remembers it really clearly because he was away on
his boys' trip. What was the score at halftime, Keezy?
Speaker 8 (15:25):
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yes, indeed. You too there on the Radio Hauraki Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is exactly 10 minutes
to 5 o'clock. Let's talk TV. What's on the telly
with Mike Minogue. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
That's right. I'm still watching Alone, fellas. That's all I've got.
That's all I've got. I have the end of season
one tonight to talk about tomorrow, so you're just going
to have to bear with me. All right?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Alone.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
There's no point haranguing me. About what I've been watching,
because I haven't been watching anything except for that one show.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Today on Samsung TV, I watched the Darjeeling Limited.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Darjeeling Limited.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Darjeeling. with Owen Wilson, Adrian Brophy and Jason Swartzman. The
plot follows three estranged brothers who agree to meet in
India a year after their father's funeral for a spiritual
journey aboard a luxury train. Directed by Wes Anderson.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Pretty funny. Good chemistry. between the three of those actors there,
and it's just one of those sort of ludicrous kind
of films, and it would be very good fun filming it,
I imagine. Yes. I think the fellas had a bloody
good time. I mean, it's silly, it's stupid, and I
enjoyed it a lot. I'll give it a solid three
buzzies out of five.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
The Darjeeling Limited.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
The Darjeeling Limited.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
And that's available.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
randomly on Samsung TV if you switch over at the
right time.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
Yes. I actually go so far as to say that's
probably his last good film.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Who's that?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Wes Anderson. The director. Bottle Rocket, Keezy, then Rushmore in 1998.
The Royal Tenenbaums with Gene Hackman. Great film. Great actor.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
I've always wanted to watch that. Is that not very good?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
The Life Aquatic. Yeah. Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Oh, it is good.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
And then the Darjeeling Limited. And after that, Fantastic Mr. Fox,
Moonrise Kingdom, Grand Budapest. Oh, Grand Budapest Hotel is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's a good movie. It's fun.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Fantastic Mr.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Fox.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I think your wife would like it.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Oh, yeah, that's good to know. Fantastic Mr. Fox is
weird but had cool animations.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
It did, yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
It was a bit weird for me, though.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yeah, a bit weird.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Fellas, yesterday I had a five-hour nap, and somewhere in
there I remember watching an episode of Country Calendar.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Within the five-hour nap.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, I was sort of in and out of lucidity,
if that's what it's called, and you just sort of
come to, and my wife's watching Country Calendar, and then
back to sleep, and then you wake up again to
find out how they diversified the farm to just help
with income and that. Really good.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Cherries?
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Any cherries?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
No, no, cherries. No, it wasn't cherries. It was like
how they're making a new thing for building using wool
from sheep or something.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh, God.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Four buzzies out of five, though. TVNZ, Country Calendar, it's called.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
You don't know what season or what episode they're doing.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Country Calendar.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You don't even know if you were conscious or if
you dreamt it. Yeah, that's right. Or you're in some
sort of delirium.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
That's correct, 100%. Highly recommend, though, fellas.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Check it out.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Here's Pluto. Here's Pluto.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're crawling through your
Monday afternoon. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought
to you by ReBurger.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
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Speaker 5 (19:10):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
It's street food, but it's so unbelievably crave-worthy.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
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Speaker 5 (19:24):
Yum.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yum. I'll tell you what I'd like right now, fellas.
A couple of those loaded fries in the studio. That'd
be good, eh? For all of us. We'd be into that.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
That's very generous of you, Jase.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Jase, I could learn so much from you.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
We'll get Pugs on to maybe Uber Eats us some
loaded fries. Just put it on the company. credit card.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Have you noticed that he's being really picky with the
company credit card?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Like it's almost like there's no difference.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Huh? Anal.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Loaded fries?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
He's being very anal with the credit card.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, he's been really picky with the credit card.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Picky, I prefer.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Picky.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Right, I prefer anal. Just in the sense of, you know,
he's been very... Well, I suppose picky.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Jeez, um....
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Yeah, he's been picky, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
It's a turn of phrase, fellas, come on.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
What is picky?
Speaker 7 (20:36):
What is?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Picky. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Here's Kings of Leon.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yes, indeed. Tool there on the radio. Hodaki, big show
this Monday afternoon. The time is 15 minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Fellas, what a weekend it was. We haven't even touched
on this, but the Warriors played. Yes, man. We haven't
even mentioned it.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
No.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Normally we'd have Charlie Gubbin, wouldn't we, on a Monday,
but he said he's got a flu. Come on.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah. Come on, man.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
He was up here all weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
The flu.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
The flu.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Good on you, Javi.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Fellas, I was lucky enough to be invited. When I
say invited, I mean I forced my way in. Yes.
To commentate my very first Warriors game. For Sky TV,
you might ask? No. For the ACC? No. Also no.
For a website, I think, that bases itself out of
the United Kingdom.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
So I was lucky enough to do it with the
guys from the podcast This Warrior's Life. If you're not
listening to it, give that a run. She's an absolute ripper.
And we went along there, and what a treat it
is to be given. You go along there to Lily World,
which is the bar next door.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Inside the stadium grounds, by the way.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Yeah, so you're at this bar. You walk through a gate.
They check your ticket. You can carry your beer through.
It's unbelievable. It's great. It's brilliant. So you go there.
You have, like, what, five or six jugs. Responsibly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you head over and you get a lift
up to the commentary booth there. And what a view.
Straight outside the window there was corporate boxes. And they
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started handing out prawn cutlets.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Oh, yum.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Tuna.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Bloody, like, proper, proper. Really good stuff. Whole bunch of
booze out of their fridge there.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Because technically you're not allowed to drink in the commentary boxes.
So they were passing up. Started to get a little
bit hazy, to be honest with you. But, yeah, we
did the commentary. And I think it went. I think
it went great guns.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
All right, well, we've actually got a clip of some commentary,
if you'd like to hear that, fellas.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, for sure. I'm not sure if Warren's actually going
to make his way down to the sheds. He might,
so it's pretty invested.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
In those puzzle pages in the paper.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Interesting you should say that, Will. I was just making
my way back from the urinal.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
There's a lot of stairs there, but I managed to
do it relatively quickly, and as I bailed back up
the stairs.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I panicked to get back.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Here for this unbelievable halftime show with RugbyLeague.com. I made
a wrong turn, collided with the entire Manly Seagulls coaching staff.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
There was about 11 of them.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
You can imagine how happy they were to crash into somebody,
huffing and panting. Wearing a Warriors jersey with about 150
mils of urine sprayed down the.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Front of his jeans.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
It's professional stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Well, it's a different sort of thing to what you're
used to, Keezy. This is a proper rugby league website.
And they expect a certain level of professionalism. We went
off the rails a little bit earlier on when we
were bagging Turbo. Travojevic there for being injury prone and
they told us to rope it in a bit but
I think all in all I think it went pretty
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well yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:02):
Because what you don't want to happen is like these
guys to work really hard on this podcast and really
build it up out of passion then they feel like
they have to bring old Mogie in and then he
gets really steamed in the commentary box and then he
has wheeze on him and then Kieran Foran and the
other thing you don't want them doing which I've actually
been sent audio for is letting old Mogie into the
press conference area after the game listen to this Give.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
You a rest?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
So it's not so intense?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Okay, we'll do that for you.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
No worries, mate.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
So that was at the actual press conference after the game?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Was that you, was it?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Asking the question.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
They've got a few work-ons there out at Mount Smart,
but I came out of the commentary box and I
got a little bit waylaid. I got a bit lost
trying to get out of there. It's a rabbit warren
through there, Jake.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I can imagine, mate.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
There's no signposts. There's nothing at all. Well, next thing
you know, I found myself in that little area where
they do the post-match presses.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
They had a little table there with some snacks and
a few beers. So I was just looking into the
few bears there. And it took them quite a long time, actually,
for the coaches to come out. Things got a little
bit hazy from there. But I think I said to him,
I found the last couple of weeks a little bit
stressful in terms of the closeness of the games.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
So over the next couple of weeks, if you could
just flog those bastards, I'd much appreciate it. And he
said that he's going to do that for us. Yeah,
that's great. I'm hoping that I'll get invited back to
do the final next week by oldrugbyleague.com.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I have no question. or doubt that you will be.
That was– you see, Kesey, I reckon– Don't what? What?
I reckon you go and give that a listen to.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
No, he's just then talking about having wheeze on his pants.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah, because that's like proper commentary as opposed to your
sort of light entertainment sort of– You know, stuff.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
He talked about having wheeze on his pants the whole time.
And he was huffing and puffing.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
I was absolutely. I actually had to exit because I'd
had a few beers. I don't know if I mentioned that.
But as the commentary wore on, it became clear to
me there was no way I was going to be
able to make my way all the way down to
the concourse and beat the crowds at halftime without wetting myself.
So I had to duck out with about five minutes
of the commentary to go and get down there a
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little bit early and then sprinted back up. So, yeah,
I was pretty puffed.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
That's good stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Quite a professionalism, that is.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yeah, have you ever heard of that? Haven't you before, man? Nah.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Pugs, can you clip that off and just send it
to me so I can listen to it over and over?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Thanks, man.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Here's Snow Patrol.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
Monday evening. The time is 5.27 and fellas, I've got
a massive bone to pick. I've got a bone to pick.
Just give me a little second here to compose myself
a bit. I'm pretty fired up inside. Following on from
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the heels of a brutal first scoring session and come
dine with the fellas, you'll recall, Mogi, that Keezy, after
my wife went to huge efforts to cook a beautiful
meal for the fellas, Keezy gave her a six.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I didn't give your wife a six.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Keezy, please!
Speaker 4 (27:29):
I gave you a six.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
She was pretty upset by that.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
As she should have been. As she should have been.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Thank you, Mogi.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Yeah, cheers, Mogi.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Now, you'll recall in the last Come Dine with the
Fellas Hoodie J edition, I gave out some vouchers. Oh, yes.
Very generous. It took a lot of effort and organisation
to do that. Everyone had to do a lot of
behind-the-scenes stuff.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Indeed.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
And one of those particular vouchers was a night of
hot pot with me, Keezy. Yes.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Great voucher.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
My wife ended up getting that voucher.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
In fact, she stole a present so she could have it.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
So she could have it. And she was very much
looking forward to it, having a night of hot pot
with Keezy.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Yeah, it's weird, eh?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Now, on the Saturday night, this past weekend... My wife
messaged Keezy many times and said, you keen for this
hot pot tomorrow?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I understand you're at a sausage fest. You'll probably need
some spicy food tomorrow to pull you through.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Sorry, I was at a barbecue.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Just for those that aren't aware, I was at a
barbecue on the Saturday.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
With 20 fellas.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
It was a festival of sausage-ars. Yes. Festival O.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Keezy, I guess, in high spirits or whatever, was like,
absolutely lock it in.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Did I say that on the Saturday?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yes, I can show you the messages.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
And so my wife was like, oh, so Keezy's keen
for tomorrow. And I went, oh, sweet. Good stuff. So then,
because they'd organised it for 2 o'clock tomorrow, yesterday afternoon,
my wife went to the hot pot, pissing with rain outside,
by the way, Mogi, She was like, oh, I didn't even,
but no, I promised Keezy.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Oh, so she promised me. Right, okay.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
So she goes to Hot Pot and is standing outside
for about 10 or 15 minutes in the rain. Drenched.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Why didn't she go inside?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Well, she was waiting for you. She's just under the
awning there.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
And she was, oh, well, he's probably running a bit late,
was texting him and calling him and calling him and
getting no answer. So she went, oh, I might as
well get my food and he'll probably arrive by the
time it'll be ready.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
So she ordered her food.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
What'd she get?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
And she said it was really full too. It was
like really packed with a lot of people and she
kept having to shoo people away because it was like, oh,
I know someone's sitting there. Someone's sitting there. I just
have to keep that free if you don't mind. So
she felt pretty saved, yeah. She felt pretty humiliated. She
sat there 10, 15, 20, 30 minutes. Kept calling Keezy.
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Called him four or five times.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
Where were you, Keezy?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
I was at home asleep. I also remember I was
at a Festival au Sassage.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
On the Saturday there, and I obviously had one too
many sausages responsibly.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
So I don't actually remember this conversation on the Saturday,
if I'm honest.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
And then on the Sunday, I was in bed for
five hours asleep.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Jeez, you let yourself down here, haven't you?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
My wife.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
What?
Speaker 4 (30:42):
My wife.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Has never had an experience like that. She has never
been stood up. She felt embarrassed, angry, upset.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Sad?
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Sad.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
She was looking forward to her afternoon of hot pot
with Keezy.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
A little bit happy?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
A little bit happy, yeah. Came home, and it was
Father's Day, you'll recall, yesterday.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Oh, I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I hadn't seen her all day because she'd been out
with her other mates, remember? I do. She left before
I even got up. She comes back finally for Father's
Day in.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
A hair of a mood.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Soaking wet.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Soaking wet.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Still had a nice feed.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Spitting tacks about old Keezy. And then, you know, because
I was like, oh, it's Father's Day. And she said,
don't talk to me about Father's Day.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
See that temper there. That's why I skipped out on
the hot pot.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah. And now, because she got drenched yesterday, she's got
a hurr of a flu.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Wait, so she gets wet and automatically gets the flu?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yes, Keezy.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Rage against the machine there on the Radio Hodaki Big
Show this Monday evening. The time is 5.41.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Fellas, last week, not last year, I don't know if
you guys remember, but I had been auditioning for an ad. Oh, yes.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Acting.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Getting into acting. And it was going quite well.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
I got a callback, which meant I was one of
the final five or something.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
I don't know. Yeah, shortlist.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Shortlist, yeah, which was great. And then I went back
and did the same sort of audition again, but this
time with a funny wig on.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
And also with the director.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
And the director was there on a little webcam.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
And topless.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Yeah, the director was topless. Anyway, so it was great.
There's a lot of positive feedback I was getting and
a lot of happy vibes, happy vibes, happy vibes. That
was on Monday last week. It's now been a week
exactly and I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
So, I mean, I'm not jumping to any conclusions, but
I'm starting to think that maybe.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh, you haven't got it.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
You don't reckon?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
There's no way to know for sure. Generally, the way
you find out is when you see it on TV.
I thought your agent. And you say to yourself, hey,
that looks like that ad I auditioned for.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Oh, he got it. That looks like the ad I
got shortlisted for.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Haven't heard back about that one.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I must follow up on it.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Guess I didn't get it.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Right.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
I just thought the agent would tell me.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Jase? No, he won't tell you.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
No, I haven't checked my emails, to be honest, Keezy.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Wait, so you got me an audition.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (33:35):
And then heard from them via email that I had
a call back, and then you just haven't checked your inbox.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
Oftentimes that can be where the whole thing falls over.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Well, when the agent can't be bothered checking his emails.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Well, I'm assuming Jase was very busy.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Well, obviously. I was watching a bit of Samsung TV.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
So oftentimes the production company will come back and say, yep,
love him, these are the fees, I'd like to lock
it in, et cetera, et cetera. We shoot on, let's.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Say, Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Wednesday, no answer.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Quick turnaround.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
No answer, no answer, no answer. Oh, look, if you
don't get back to us, we're going to have to
go to the second person on the list. No answer,
no answer, no answer. Second person on the list.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
You've missed out.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
Happens all the time. Well, it shouldn't, though. So often
it's not the fault of the actor at all.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
It's a brute of an industry.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
It's shocking. And there's nothing you can do to prepare
for that.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Well, hang on. Can you... That's just.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
That's one of those things, as they say.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
It's just one of those things.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
You've got to go with the flow there, as they say.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, you've got to– Sorry, hang on, hang on.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
You've got to take the bad with the good.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Oh, and I'm all for taking the bad with the good.
But I just– You've got to suck it hard. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
I'm all for it.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Whatever needs to be done, I'll do it. But, Jase,
when do you check your emails? Because the chances are
there's an email in there saying, oh, Keezy was really
good and we've cast him in this ad.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well, the problem that I have, I can't check them
right now because I have two different emails, one for
the agency and one for the work here. And I
can't check my agency one while I'm here.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
Also, you can't really, I mean, you've got to be
focused on what you're doing here.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Exactly. The last thing this show needs is for me
to be trawling through my emails going, oh, God. Trying
to find your rejection email.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Can you do it during the day then? So, okay,
if it's a rejection, that's fine. Because it's at least
I know that I've been rejected. It's the not knowing
that gets you, Keezy. You might know that, but it's
the not knowing. It's the not knowing that can get you.
Because then, of course, you're telling your family and friends,
I've got a call back, I think I've got it,
talking it up. Next thing you know, that ad's on TV,
you're not on it, and you've been absolutely humiliated again.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
I don't know about again. This will be the first time. Well,
can we– okay, well, how about this?
Speaker 5 (35:55):
I think you should just write them an email, Jason,
and say Keezy's out.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Because you can't handle the.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Stress of it all.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Well, no, if you're going to open your emails, then
check the freaking email.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Keezy, can I give you some advice here as a
long-time actor? Sure. Let it go, mate.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Have you, in your guys' experience, how do you guys
deal with not getting roles?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
What? I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (36:20):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Bloody oats. Bathurst or the NRL Grand Final, you decide,
New Zealand. Two great prizes. Two great prizes.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Bloody amazing options here for you fellas. You can't go wrong, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Let's go to the phone lines.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Totally, Mogi.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Keezy.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Can't go wrong, man.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
G'day, Nico, you mad bastard. How's life?
Speaker 8 (36:45):
Yeah, I'm good, Jase.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Yeah, good, thanks. You're a mad dog, Nico.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
How was your Monday, Nico?
Speaker 5 (36:51):
I'm the maddest. The maddest dog.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
How was your Monday, man?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah, no, all good, man.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
But it's a bit tricky here in the Waka though,
but I'm on my way home, so all is good.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, good on you, mate. What do you do for
a crust, Nico?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
I'm a project manager for a civil construction project.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
We get quite a few project managers.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
On the show. We do, don't we, actually? A lot
of project managers.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Bloody good stuff. So what's your preference there, Nico? The
NRL grand final or Bathurst?
Speaker 5 (37:23):
It'd have to be the NRL grand final, mate. This
guy gets it.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Hey, Nico, are you going to try and go to
the game this weekend, man?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yeah, trying to get tickets tomorrow, mate.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
I'll be at Fastlinger, that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Yeah, same here.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
I'll have to have a crack. Yeah, cheers, guys.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Good on you, man.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah, thanks, fellas.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
First thing in the morning, I'm going to get up
and get that sorted.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Cool, yeah, it's at lunchtime. Hey, Nico, you hold the
line there, mate. You're in the drawer, OK?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, cheers, fellas.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
G'day, you mates.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
G'day, yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
G'day, Mike, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, g'day, fellas.
How we going? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. What do you
do for a crust, Mike? I'm a painter. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Backbone.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Backbone.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
We're talking like, you know, house painter or car painter or? Oh, house.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
You could have a go at a car, but I
don't know how it would turn out.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
No good with brushes, eh, man?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Good on you, Mike.
Speaker 9 (38:12):
That's still backbone. Would you choose Bathurst or the NRL
Grand Final, mate?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Oh, is that even a question?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Up the wires.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Thank you, man. Yeah, good on you. Thank you. Someone
had to say it.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yeah, I mean, jeez, yes. Oh, fire out. Good on you, Mike,
here in the draw.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
Puck Samuel will sort you out.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
No worries. Good on you, mate. Okay. Yeah. Actually, we
haven't talked about that game. We'll do that after six o'clock. Okay.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
What game's that?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
The Was. Oh, yeah. The Manly. And also the All Blacks.
Another doozy of a test, Nish.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Are you suggesting we do a bit of sport chat
after six?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
I think so, Keezy.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
Oh, a big shout out, by the way, to boyship.co.nz
for putting these prizes together. The NRL package is sold out.
Yeah forget about it Forget about it It's over The
only way to get it Is through us However there
are still Bathurst packages available If you do want to
go BoysTrip.co.nz Fellas Bloody good.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
Mate Welcome back, you massive backbones.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Hope your Monday night's going along very nicely indeed. You're
listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Serving good times with good food. Dine in or take
away Reburger today. Ah, that's really quite yummy.
Speaker 7 (39:25):
It is.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Tisn't it. Tisn't it. You've had your dinner. What did
you have there, mate? Looked like some sort of noodle concoction.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
I'll be honest with you, man. It was either noodles.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
It was leftovers.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, it looked like leftovers.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Yeah, it was leftovers.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
Yeah, yum.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
It was yum. Now it's all gone, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Yeah, it's all gone.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
Okay, you can forget about it, man. You're not having any.
You've already had your filth today. What have you had?
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Hot pot.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Hot pot, exactly. For lunch. Shock and bastard.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
That's all G, eh, Jase?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
What's for dinner, though? Ragu.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
My wife made a ragu last night. A beef ragu?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
In the slow cooker. And the idea behind it was
we could have it for dinner tonight as well. Because
when you slow cook something like that, you can put
it back in the slow cooker the second day and it.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Tastes even better. Was it any good on day one?
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Yes, it was very, very, very nice.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
What did you have it with?
Speaker 4 (40:16):
I like this fresh, thick pasta.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Thick ribbons. Yeah, no, that's another one.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Broccolini. Yeah, I think it was something like that. Broccolini
and something else.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Oh, you wouldn't have been happy with a broccolini, would you?
Speaker 4 (40:27):
I love broccolini.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Oh, yeah, even when you're hung.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yeah. Wow. Because it makes you feel.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Like you're doing something good.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Chuck the old broccolini in the air fryer. Beautiful.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Chuck it in the old bin. We did it in
the pan with garlic and pepper.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Jase.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
What are you having for dinner tonight, man?
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Some sort of falafel salad-y, wrap-y thing.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Are you even going to go home, man?
Speaker 6 (40:53):
Oh, no, man.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
That's shocking. If Keezy was having that, you'd be fuming.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Might just buy a pie on the way home or something.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Stuff it in your gob. Nah, falafel wraps are yum, man.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, I don't mind them, actually. Bit of mint sauce.
Not mint sauce, but the sort of yogurty minty thing.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Yogurty burger there.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Yeah, a bit of chilli sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's
all good. Hey, coming up, a bit of sport chat.
But in the meantime, here's a bit of Metallica for you.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Queens of the Stone Age there on the Radio Hauraki
Big Show this Monday evening. The time is 12 minutes
past six o'clock. Fellas, let's talk sport.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
That's the noise you make when you're watching sport.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
Certainly when you're talking about it there, fellas. I guess
the obvious place to start is with the Waz. They
were up first there, managed to defeat the Seagulls, 31
points to 30. She was a bit of a nail-biter there,
a bit of a... Interesting one, Jase.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
They....
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Over the last couple of weeks, it seems like the
wire's been worked out in the sense that you don't
want to go anywhere near their forward, Pat, because they'll
smash you to bits.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
And so the team's last couple of weeks have decided, well,
let's chuck the ball wide early and go around. And
that has worked an absolute treat. So I think you'll find,
particularly in this game coming up against the Dolphins this
Saturday evening, that there's going to be some real rush
defence from the Warriors, and I think they'll be putting
pressure on the ref there not to call them offside.
(42:28):
It was a thoroughly enjoyable game, but a really tense one,
and of course all of us wanted them to really
smash the Seagulls to give us the best possible chance
of winning the minor premiership. But as it turned out,
we won by one, and Penrith were playing West Tigers
and absolutely smashed them to bits. So that was the
end of that, but thoroughly enjoyable, but now the real
work starts, Keezy.
Speaker 8 (42:49):
Woo!
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yes, sirree, Bob.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Great game. Quickly, before we chat, All Blacks, on the
Saturday as well, on the MPC, the Bay of Plenty
Steamers were hosting Manawa 2. And it was a day,
a 50-year anniversary of the very first MPC season. And
the Bay of Plenty Steamers won it, and my mum's
brother was the first five.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
And so they got everyone back together.
Speaker 9 (43:13):
He came from the East Coast and came down for
this big special occasion, was welcomed and stuff.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
And then they got pumped.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
29-2.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
29-12 by a mutter.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Or two, yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
29-12, that's all right. You can live with that.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
No, that was like, nah.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
45-12, no good.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
That's kind of respectable.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
50-year anniversary, though. I was like, oh, surely the boys
will get up. Nah, damn it.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Hey, then the All Blacks, of course, fellas. My God,
what a test series it's been. You know, South Africa,
rightfully number one.
Speaker 5 (43:44):
In the world. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Powerful, strong... Very impressive side. You know, my instinct is
that we are a side on the rise and that
by the time the World Cup comes around, I reckon
we're going to be in a pretty good shape. And maybe,
just maybe, the Springboks will be on a slight decline.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
Or they might be even better.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Or they might be even better.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
We don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
But seriously, what a brilliant series. Just such good rugby
to watch.
Speaker 5 (44:15):
It was. It was really good. Of all the games,
I'm only assuming that the ref that they had there
was that Georgian fella. Yes. Because I enjoyed the first
two games because, by and large, the ref tried to
stay out of it. By the time the second half
of this one rolled around, mate, he couldn't get it
out of his gob.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
No. Non-stop.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
And so you sort of have to succeed despite the referee.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
There was one example there which I thought was brilliant
where we made a break. One of our players made
a break, but he ended up getting isolated. It was
so often the way. They got tackled. Two of the
South African players came through. Both of them stood over
the ball and were sort of looking at the ref like.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Am I allowed to?
Speaker 7 (44:53):
Can we?
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yes, do we?
Speaker 5 (44:54):
And that's kind of the problem with rugby is you've
got two of the best players in the world playing
at the absolute top of their game. and they've got
absolutely no idea what the rules are at the breakdown.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
That is pretty shocking. But it was a great game.
Thoroughly enjoyed it. Too much whistle in the second half.
They are a better side than us at the moment,
but we've come along in leaps and bounds since last year.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Weirdly, to the States now we go. It is so
random and stupid, but it's obviously a money-making venture. I've
got to say, I felt for Leroy Carter, missing that tackle.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
He'll be better for it.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
He will be, and he's one of those players that
gives 150%, you can tell, and he was absolutely gutted.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
It does suck that they're going to the States, but
they do have to grow the game. I mean, that's
the big thing with rugby union, right? Well, what they're
trying to grow is the revenue. So it earns 50%
more money from going to the U.S. than it does
by keeping the game. I don't know how many people
are going to pick up a rugby ball over in
Maryland in the U.S. Growing the game, I don't know
about that.
Speaker 5 (45:57):
Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
We'll see. It's great stuff, though, fellas. Great stuff.
Speaker 8 (46:01):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yes, indeed, the Pixies there on the Hodaki Big Show
this Monday evening. Fellas, I know we're feeling a bit
weary on it being a Monday and all that jazz,
but hey, let's give out some advice.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
Be pretty nips 69 at gmail.com.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Get in touch with the fellas.
Speaker 9 (46:30):
Please do get in touch if you're after some advice
of any kind, specifically the genuine advice kind.
Speaker 6 (46:36):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
A lot of people sending, like, jokey ones.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yeah, no, don't do that, man. Don't waste my time.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
But, like, jokey ones that are just filthy and we
can't actually do anything with.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
So we like real questions, and if we read it
on the show, you get a Reburger voucher.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Well, like, for example, Keezy, at the moment I've got
really itchy pubes. What's that about? Should I get it
checked out? That's not possible.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
The pubes are at G or the pubis area?
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Well, that's sort of where my pubes are.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
The pubis?
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
Yeah, email into this email address.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Yeah. And I'll ignore it. Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
G'day, Fels. This is Anonymous.
Speaker 9 (47:11):
I'm in a happy relationship but have had a conundrum.
I had a very steamy dream about a new work colleague.
I didn't think much of it, but now every time
I'm chatting to her, it comes to the forefront of
my mind.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
I try to act normal.
Speaker 9 (47:24):
I try to act normal, but the more I'm thinking
act normal, the weirder I feel like I am acting.
I know Mike and Keezy have had a similar situation,
and I just want to know how to move past
things I've seen in my head and go back to
two normal working adults.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
Cheers.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
I think he's referring to your erotic dream about Keezy there.
Remember that dream, Mogey?
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Not really.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
And then you were like, sort it out, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Yeah, come on, man.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
Same thing with pugs.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, with your missus.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
So how do you move past it?
Speaker 5 (47:55):
Well, I don't know if you do, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
No, you indulge it.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
It's quite interesting what old mate says there, Anonymous, is it?
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (48:02):
That every time you talk to each other, it's at
the forefront of your mind. Well, that's been that way
for probably three months now, with you and me. I'm
looking at you now, talking about this email that Anonymous
has sent through, but in my mind's eye, Right. Filth.
You've just been a filthy bitch.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
I'm loving it. So I'm two screening at the moment.
I've got this one thing that's happening in reality and
one thing that's happening in my mind's eye. Fantasy.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
And how do you keep it? Because I don't feel
like you're acting weird around me.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
No, I know. You just get used to it. It
just becomes your reality, your normality. So this guy's freaking
out a little bit. But I think the one thing
that's really helped me was bringing it up. when I
raised it with you.
Speaker 7 (48:39):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
It sort of brought out into the open that bad
behaviour of yours. Yeah. It brought it out into the
open and then sort of normalised it. Everybody knew that
you were a shocking bastard. We were able to move on.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (48:48):
So if he does the same thing with her.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (48:50):
Hey, I've had this dream about you. Shocking bastard.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
You were terrible.
Speaker 5 (48:55):
If you could knock it off, I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
Funnily enough, my wife had a dream last night. Yeah.
And she never has these dreams. That I'd been having
an affair. Yeah. for like longer than we'd been together.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
And that with this woman that used to be at
the comedy club.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Oh, really? and not justine.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
But not only that she had died your missus no
the woman who i was having the affair with i'm
not gonna name her okay And so my wife, when
I told her, was kind of really upset about it,
but also didn't want to really have a go at
me because.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Your mistress had just died.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
My mistress had died.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
So is this in the dream you were telling her
that this woman had died, or in reality, when she
hit you up with it, you said, oh, she's dead?
Speaker 3 (49:49):
No, I think she knew that she had died, but
also that I'd had an affair for over 30 years
with her.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Right.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
Very specific dream, Jase.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
Yeah, it was. It was very specific.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
And was the person a real person?
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
Would I potentially know her?
Speaker 5 (50:03):
No.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Of her? No. And funnily enough, this person's name at
her job today, she was taking the person she was
with to what she thought was this old cafe called
Alan Pete's in Parnell there. And she turned up to
where she thought, or where Alan Peets used to be.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Used to be, yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
And the name of the new place was the name
of the woman who she said I was having the
affair with.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
That renamed it to Jace's Mistress, essentially.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Her name, yes.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
That is weird, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (50:37):
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
You guys are obviously close.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
Busted after all these years.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
And my wife never has those sort of dreams. I
used to all the time. Yeah, because you're a shocking,
you know. I am a shocking bastard. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
So the advice is just out with it, let her know,
and just move on.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
I would indulge it. I'd go right there in your
private time. Oh, you're walking.
Speaker 5 (50:59):
I'd be like, hello.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
Had a dream about you last night.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Well, you remember, Moby.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
What was it about? Can't say, but just know.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
Remember when we were at the beer fest? Yes. And
that woman came up to us.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
And she gave me a hug and she said, I
had a dirty dream about you.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
I had a dirty dream about you.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
You should have seen Jase absolutely all over it.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
And you were like, my old mistress just died. I'm
in the market for another one.
Speaker 8 (51:25):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big
show done and dusted this Monday evening. What's the disclaimer
clip today there, Keezy?
Speaker 9 (51:49):
The disclaimer clip, which is a bonus podcast we do,
is entitled Hot Pot, and it comes out.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
At 7.30 tonight. How far away is Hot Pot from here?
How far, like physically?
Speaker 3 (52:01):
To walk it?
Speaker 4 (52:02):
500 metres?
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Oh, 10-minute walk?
Speaker 4 (52:05):
10-minute walk.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Down the hill?
Speaker 6 (52:06):
10-minute walk.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
I just did that walk.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
From hot pot to here.
Speaker 5 (52:10):
Oh, yes.
Speaker 9 (52:11):
And it felt like I was climbing Everest. I'm so
full of hot pot right now and regret that I'm
just like.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Mogi. There you go, eh? What? Your plans for the night, please.
You've just had your dinner.
Speaker 5 (52:28):
I have, actually. I'm all tickety-boo there. So go home,
hang around with the family there.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
Might watch something on the telly.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (52:36):
And might read a book.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
I might not.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (52:41):
Don't know, man. Just a Monday night, man. I mean, really,
what kind of an answer can you get?
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, true. You know. Yeah, I see.
Speaker 4 (52:48):
Jase, what are you up to tonight?
Speaker 3 (52:53):
Well, it's interesting because my wife had.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
Don't start the shit.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Tell us what you're up to. No, I'm telling you
what I'm up to, man.
Speaker 5 (53:00):
If you give him a second.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
God. My wife was meant to be having a book
club dinner with her mates. But then she let my daughter....
Speaker 5 (53:13):
What's a book?
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Oh, God. That's just an excuse to get together with
the ladies. And she said, oh.
Speaker 5 (53:20):
You're the same with a bunch of old gossips. Is
that right?
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Was I? Um... And then she realised, of course, she went, oh, bugger,
that's right, I've got that bloody thing on tonight.
Speaker 5 (53:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
But she lent my daughter our car and she's taking
her boyfriend back out west.
Speaker 5 (53:40):
Chuck him on a bus.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
Well, don't get me started, Maggie.
Speaker 5 (53:43):
Well, she hadn't.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
And so she was like, oh, no, that's an absolute nightmare.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
That is a nightmare.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
So I was like, well, what I could do.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
I tell you what, why don't you save it for
the show tomorrow, man? I've got to go now. So
I'll see you later.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
But having said that. See you, Mogey. Having said that.
See you, Mogey. Have a good night, man. See you, man. So, Keezy,
but the problem we do have now is because I
haven't organised.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
Anything for dinner. I'm going to watch Outrageous Fortune.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
And it's always this scenario.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
And then I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow at 4pm, Jase?
Speaker 3 (54:23):
What's that, man? Bye.
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