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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all Your Men Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for
for Doggies four to seven every weekday on Radio Hurricane.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah Yeah, man, Fellers, get a keazy fellows Man.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Why are you so tired, jos just?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I think just walking around a lot today?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Where'd you get? Because you walked to golf where you
go today?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You went to Newton Gully, you know, Newton Gully.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Maggie Old Newton Gully, Moge Newton Gully to the Golf
Gully and then yeah, well, actually I didn't walk all
the way back because Pugs gave me a left up
to the top of.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
K Ride and then walked down and then did another
circuit of the city and then just relaxed for a while,
and then I walked to work again.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You need to get a job, man, I do need
to get a job.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
If you had to get a part time job, maybe
we should this should be content.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well we do.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm looking out for businesses while I'm wandering around to
invest in like a little cubby hole. My wife and
I have this sort of dream of having like a
little cubby hole kind of cross.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Baking joint. Yeah, yeah, well it's a piece of perse.
Absolutely get into hospitality. Now's the time we've found there's
heaps of shops available. There's quite a few.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
There's there's a great little shopping and the food caught
up our sort of end, and there's big food court
and it's two twenty five to lease a week and
it's just this little unit. Really, what could we sell
them there unit? What could we sell?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You know what you could sell? Yes, you know what?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
You could name the store HODJ best in the world,
a number one, and you just make chicken soup just dollar.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah I could, I could just yeah, I have a
big bowl of chicken soup, a big cauldron, a big
cauldron of it. And you see chicken suit.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And you wear like a witch's hat and you just
stir it and laugh.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But no, because we're thinking more sort of toasties.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, no one likes that.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Love toasting seventies, man, Come on, I had a toasty
from the white lady the other day.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It was beautiful. What was the name of the cafe
that the white lady worked at? Come on, man, he
only works at.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And I didn't know there was a white lady in
Saint Kevin's Arcade. I've never seen it there before the game. Yes,
a restaurant.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah it's a restaurant, yesh, So like my dad knows
about it, but I didn't know about it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, fuck him? How was your guys days anyway? Not
as good as yours from the sounds of it. Man,
I'm just thinking I'm more interested in this little sick shop.
Maybe Dilly's that be weird, just dillies and it could
have your face at the end.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Come on, man, what my face on the end of
the dilly'd be good?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Man, be so good.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I'm so tired, helmet you're tired, man, I just ate
fifteen doubles.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You're tired.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, we need to talk about this on the I
have a problem going on.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
We've got four losers. My god, what is that ship?
Who made that? His old bogi? I can see so funk.
That's cool. We've Pugs has just walked on with what
looks like an astray. It's just a spa bath made
out of an s tray. Maybe we haven't done a
(03:40):
lot of we haven't. We haven't done a lot of
spa bars. Come up with that? Yeah, how good man?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
That's fucking sick. Okay, So Pugs is obviously the one
with the yellow hat. Is you've got the yeah, I'm
not heaving the saggy buzzies. He's got one really big,
big pink nipple. Yeah, hello, a bit of a fun
that actually looks like you, that does It.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Is a very good rendition of it looks like me
and Kezy with this little mistake.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It is so funny. And obviously anyway, look at you, busy,
I'm not happy, ridiculous. That's fucking great. That's good stuff.
We're going to keep that.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's actually very good imagining by them, because of course
I've never been in.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The spar and what he got on his pugs got
on his cheery, there's something going on there.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
And what's their hat? Oh it's a Japanese hair. Is
that what it's supposed to be because your pugs aren't
of course.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, but it looks like it's racist. It's very racist.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
And who made it so Matt shout out to Matt.
Thanks Matt, nice man. That would have been great for
everyone listening. You loved it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, well, I think old sounds. Going to post it
on the Insta.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It's worth it. Make sure you can you not take it,
just off my buzzies. That no pugs the whole.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Lucky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Big Show Podcast. Now I'm tired. Yeah, I blame them.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I was really tired at the start of yesterday's show
and I felt great at the end of it.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, it can happen, So yeah, I think so hard
on the tools again man?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, but how was your days? He eating dumplings again?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Dumplings by my work, haven't you? Keysy? Is it what
you're in?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
And when I walk back from your work to this
place after doing my gaming podcastg Extreme ac Causual Gamers
Podcast under that actually Jason kind of won, we won
best Entertainment Podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I know you don't need to go in the whole country. Man.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So did I not congratulate you on that?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, I sent that's awesome. I sent you a little message.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You were taking the pest that Why would I tell?
Because you always I love extra cool game. I think
you should have called them for that, but I was in.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
A meeting when I noticed it unlikely, so I had
to just a message it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
But yeah, So between walking from leaving the podcast and
walking to here, there is a big food caught called
Commercial Band with all these different options. And I walked
around the whole thing today and looked for different meals,
and I still got the fucking same thing I always
get because it's so delicious.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Because you know what you're getting. I was going to
go there the other night because I had to go
from here and I had to go into work after
be oh that night before, I think night before, because
he said the office was a mess. Anyway, I was like, oh,
maybe I'll stop off and get some dumplings for Murgie
for dinner. But then I remember I had bagels and
eggs in the office, so I didn't know. I'm trying
(06:54):
not to just go around just spending money. You know, Yeah,
it's got so much of it, that's true, because you've
got your.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I did actually wonder that you buy them so often
that you've got you must have heaps of cash. I mean,
you give me shit about having heaps of cash, but
I'm not buying fifteen dumplings every day.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Was because while I'm walking around the city looking for doublings,
you're walking around the city looking for investment opportunities.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You just said two hundred and fifty backs a week.
You can make that back, Jason, This is what I'm
thinking though. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
This is what I'm thinking, both my wife and I.
But it's one of those places that's kind of a
little bit out of the way.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
So I don't know that you've got the foot traffic.
It's the problem. It's the foot traffic would worry about.
People will travel for a good toasty.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah, true, for a toasting. See, I don't even know
the food court you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It's right up you know where the classic comedy and barers. Yes,
it's directly across the diagonally across the road.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
By that Korean place. Yeah another one. Yes, no it's not.
But then my wife and I were right.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
A lot of apartments around here, so maybe that have
you know, a lot of student apartments.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You know, students can't make in their own apartments toasted sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's true. You need to be around officers for that
because your hours would be baggered. Yeah, students are all
at school, they're not in there. Yeah, although there is
a university just around the corner.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But also, I mean it couldn't be a food thing,
it would. It needs it needs.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
We've just been talking about it for ten minutes. I
thought you said so. I thought, no, well, that's our dream.
But it needs to be like like Pokemon cards.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, what card something like that, that kind of that's
you know, or posters or.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Some busies nudes.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
So you're going to buy a shop and then stock
it with something you know nothing about. In fact, I
don't even know if you heard the sentence Pokemon card
until I said it yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You should just get there one that they go ahead,
wait for it. Maybe.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I mean it could be like, you know, porn magazines.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I think so that'd be.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Good because that's not something people can just get for
free straight away easily on the internet.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But I'll give joy saying to do well. You know,
he waits for the business to go under.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
So every time he hands all the monthly transactions to
his accountant, and that's like, why are you the number one?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'll tell you what people wouldn't be. They wouldn't mind
a little bit of stick mag action.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Your pantels. You may fear your hustler.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't even think hustler. They're a bit hardcore. It
took all the joy out. I thought, yes, I like it.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I like the ones where they're just sort of standing provocatively.
I don't like the ones where it's like they say
they we're in a construction helmet. They're wearing a tool
belt but nothing else.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
That is that what you like? Kesy is it? And
then like a slichhammer over the shoulder, you know, like
the mean business, but they're only really, yeah, you can't
really do any kind of building when you got your
busies out, you could, you probably could. Who am I
to say you can't? But oh yeah, I prefer that
kind of stick mag or the should say to be
(10:10):
you know, all their penises out, ah, because you know.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, all of them. But like, oh my god, why
don't you sell toasties and stick mag.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I'll tell you what if, Jason, if it was you
selling them, yes, and you promoted it in that way,
you would make a fucking fortunate the amount of twenty
three year old that you would have. And the trick
here is, of course, is what you do is that
you in the same way that you would wrap fish
and chips in a newspaper, if you wrap the toasted
(10:43):
sandwiches in a in a centerfold a stick mag page.
I'm telling you what there's only one. Yeah, I know
it would go off. I just would be funny.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I just don't know that my wife would be into it, you.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Know what I'm saying. Well, I think it doesn't be
married for long enough. Yeah, you got loose period of
time to get rid of it on your anniversary. Yeah,
and you imagine this. You haven't a sketch, just one
little fellow with a dream.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
We we had to shock an anniversary too.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Neither of us did anything on the show. Please, that's
the role that you guys. Never do that. No, well
my wife does.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
She was a bit ashamed of this out and I
was like, it's all.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Right, darling.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
But if you say fine, I want to end things
because I am a go getter and I'm trying to
chase the dream and you're holding me back.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
What's the dream?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
And you say A toasted sandwich and porno.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But it's good, it's.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Good a yeah, ickon scrat toast seasons stick mags?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
What about what about this? It's a glory hole and
you you stand up at sort of like a breakfast
bad thing, and you're there, jays yes, And I go
in there and I get the sandwich like and eat
my toasted sandwich at the same time as I'm using
the glory hole, and Haughty j is just he is
as busy as a fucking beaver. He's making he's making sandwiches,
(12:06):
and he's jacking off the puntersade.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, maybe you could just be that I'm selling toasties
and people can peru stick mags while they're eating them.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
They can be on the bar. Yeah, I feel like
wrapping them up anyway, It's got to be part of
That's got to be it. Honestly though, it would make
it killing, it would would it. The funny thing is
that it would like people would turn up for that.
You think about our fans.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, but after they've gone to see hood and get
a toasted sandwich of stick Man.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
As long as now this is the thing. The novelty
gets people through the door the first time, but the
quality of the toasted sandwich and stick mags will keep
them coming back.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
You're seeing going to need that construction helmet, sledge hammer, busy.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
All of all of the stick mags will be in
plastic sheaths. You know, they'll be in mint convention.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
You just wipe them down.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
This is a big show, four or seven weekdays already
a Hodaki
For all Your Men Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for
for Doggies four to seven every weekday on Radio Hurricane.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah Yeah, man, Fellers, get a keazy fellows Man.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Why are you so tired, jos just?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I think just walking around a lot today?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Where'd you get? Because you walked to golf where you
go today?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You went to Newton Gully, you know, Newton Gully.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Maggie Old Newton Gully, Moge Newton Gully to the Golf
Gully and then yeah, well, actually I didn't walk all
the way back because Pugs gave me a left up
to the top of.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
K Ride and then walked down and then did another
circuit of the city and then just relaxed for a while,
and then I walked to work again.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You need to get a job, man, I do need
to get a job.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
If you had to get a part time job, maybe
we should this should be content.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well we do.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm looking out for businesses while I'm wandering around to
invest in like a little cubby hole. My wife and
I have this sort of dream of having like a
little cubby hole kind of cross.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Baking joint. Yeah, yeah, well it's a piece of perse.
Absolutely get into hospitality. Now's the time we've found there's
heaps of shops available. There's quite a few.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
There's there's a great little shopping and the food caught
up our sort of end, and there's big food court
and it's two twenty five to lease a week and
it's just this little unit. Really, what could we sell
them there unit? What could we sell?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You know what you could sell? Yes, you know what?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
You could name the store HODJ best in the world,
a number one, and you just make chicken soup just dollar.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah I could, I could just yeah, I have a
big bowl of chicken soup, a big cauldron, a big
cauldron of it. And you see chicken suit.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And you wear like a witch's hat and you just
stir it and laugh.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But no, because we're thinking more sort of toasties.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, no one likes that.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Love toasting seventies, man, Come on, I had a toasty
from the white lady the other day.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It was beautiful. What was the name of the cafe
that the white lady worked at? Come on, man, he
only works at.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And I didn't know there was a white lady in
Saint Kevin's Arcade. I've never seen it there before the game. Yes,
a restaurant.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah it's a restaurant, yesh, So like my dad knows
about it, but I didn't know about it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, fuck him? How was your guys days anyway? Not
as good as yours from the sounds of it. Man,
I'm just thinking I'm more interested in this little sick shop.
Maybe Dilly's that be weird, just dillies and it could
have your face at the end.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Come on, man, what my face on the end of
the dilly'd be good?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Man, be so good.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I'm so tired, helmet you're tired, man, I just ate
fifteen doubles.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You're tired.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, we need to talk about this on the I
have a problem going on.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
We've got four losers. My god, what is that ship?
Who made that? His old bogi? I can see so funk.
That's cool. We've Pugs has just walked on with what
looks like an astray. It's just a spa bath made
out of an s tray. Maybe we haven't done a
(03:40):
lot of we haven't. We haven't done a lot of
spa bars. Come up with that? Yeah, how good man?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
That's fucking sick. Okay, So Pugs is obviously the one
with the yellow hat. Is you've got the yeah, I'm
not heaving the saggy buzzies. He's got one really big,
big pink nipple. Yeah, hello, a bit of a fun
that actually looks like you, that does It.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Is a very good rendition of it looks like me
and Kezy with this little mistake.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It is so funny. And obviously anyway, look at you, busy,
I'm not happy, ridiculous. That's fucking great. That's good stuff.
We're going to keep that.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's actually very good imagining by them, because of course
I've never been in.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The spar and what he got on his pugs got
on his cheery, there's something going on there.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
And what's their hat? Oh it's a Japanese hair. Is
that what it's supposed to be because your pugs aren't
of course.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, but it looks like it's racist. It's very racist.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
And who made it so Matt shout out to Matt.
Thanks Matt, nice man. That would have been great for
everyone listening. You loved it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, well, I think old sounds. Going to post it
on the Insta.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It's worth it. Make sure you can you not take it,
just off my buzzies. That no pugs the whole.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Lucky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Big Show Podcast. Now I'm tired. Yeah, I blame them.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I was really tired at the start of yesterday's show
and I felt great at the end of it.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, it can happen, So yeah, I think so hard
on the tools again man?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, but how was your days? He eating dumplings again?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Dumplings by my work, haven't you? Keysy? Is it what
you're in?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
And when I walk back from your work to this
place after doing my gaming podcastg Extreme ac Causual Gamers
Podcast under that actually Jason kind of won, we won
best Entertainment Podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I know you don't need to go in the whole country. Man.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So did I not congratulate you on that?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, I sent that's awesome. I sent you a little message.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You were taking the pest that Why would I tell?
Because you always I love extra cool game. I think
you should have called them for that, but I was in.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
A meeting when I noticed it unlikely, so I had
to just a message it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
But yeah, So between walking from leaving the podcast and
walking to here, there is a big food caught called
Commercial Band with all these different options. And I walked
around the whole thing today and looked for different meals,
and I still got the fucking same thing I always
get because it's so delicious.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Because you know what you're getting. I was going to
go there the other night because I had to go
from here and I had to go into work after
be oh that night before, I think night before, because
he said the office was a mess. Anyway, I was like, oh,
maybe I'll stop off and get some dumplings for Murgie
for dinner. But then I remember I had bagels and
eggs in the office, so I didn't know. I'm trying
(06:54):
not to just go around just spending money. You know, Yeah,
it's got so much of it, that's true, because you've
got your.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I did actually wonder that you buy them so often
that you've got you must have heaps of cash. I mean,
you give me shit about having heaps of cash, but
I'm not buying fifteen dumplings every day.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Was because while I'm walking around the city looking for doublings,
you're walking around the city looking for investment opportunities.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You just said two hundred and fifty backs a week.
You can make that back, Jason, This is what I'm
thinking though. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
This is what I'm thinking, both my wife and I.
But it's one of those places that's kind of a
little bit out of the way.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
So I don't know that you've got the foot traffic.
It's the problem. It's the foot traffic would worry about.
People will travel for a good toasty.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah, true, for a toasting. See, I don't even know
the food court you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It's right up you know where the classic comedy and barers. Yes,
it's directly across the diagonally across the road.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
By that Korean place. Yeah another one. Yes, no it's not.
But then my wife and I were right.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
A lot of apartments around here, so maybe that have
you know, a lot of student apartments.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You know, students can't make in their own apartments toasted sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's true. You need to be around officers for that
because your hours would be baggered. Yeah, students are all
at school, they're not in there. Yeah, although there is
a university just around the corner.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But also, I mean it couldn't be a food thing,
it would. It needs it needs.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
We've just been talking about it for ten minutes. I
thought you said so. I thought, no, well, that's our dream.
But it needs to be like like Pokemon cards.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, what card something like that, that kind of that's
you know, or posters or.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Some busies nudes.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
So you're going to buy a shop and then stock
it with something you know nothing about. In fact, I
don't even know if you heard the sentence Pokemon card
until I said it yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You should just get there one that they go ahead,
wait for it. Maybe.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I mean it could be like, you know, porn magazines.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I think so that'd be.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Good because that's not something people can just get for
free straight away easily on the internet.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But I'll give joy saying to do well. You know,
he waits for the business to go under.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
So every time he hands all the monthly transactions to
his accountant, and that's like, why are you the number one?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'll tell you what people wouldn't be. They wouldn't mind
a little bit of stick mag action.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Your pantels. You may fear your hustler.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't even think hustler. They're a bit hardcore. It
took all the joy out. I thought, yes, I like it.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I like the ones where they're just sort of standing provocatively.
I don't like the ones where it's like they say
they we're in a construction helmet. They're wearing a tool
belt but nothing else.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
That is that what you like? Kesy is it? And
then like a slichhammer over the shoulder, you know, like
the mean business, but they're only really, yeah, you can't
really do any kind of building when you got your
busies out, you could, you probably could. Who am I
to say you can't? But oh yeah, I prefer that
kind of stick mag or the should say to be
(10:10):
you know, all their penises out, ah, because you know.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, all of them. But like, oh my god, why
don't you sell toasties and stick mag.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I'll tell you what if, Jason, if it was you
selling them, yes, and you promoted it in that way,
you would make a fucking fortunate the amount of twenty
three year old that you would have. And the trick
here is, of course, is what you do is that
you in the same way that you would wrap fish
and chips in a newspaper, if you wrap the toasted
(10:43):
sandwiches in a in a centerfold a stick mag page.
I'm telling you what there's only one. Yeah, I know
it would go off. I just would be funny.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I just don't know that my wife would be into it, you.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Know what I'm saying. Well, I think it doesn't be
married for long enough. Yeah, you got loose period of
time to get rid of it on your anniversary. Yeah,
and you imagine this. You haven't a sketch, just one
little fellow with a dream.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
We we had to shock an anniversary too.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Neither of us did anything on the show. Please, that's
the role that you guys. Never do that. No, well
my wife does.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
She was a bit ashamed of this out and I
was like, it's all.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Right, darling.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
But if you say fine, I want to end things
because I am a go getter and I'm trying to
chase the dream and you're holding me back.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
What's the dream?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
And you say A toasted sandwich and porno.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But it's good, it's.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Good a yeah, ickon scrat toast seasons stick mags?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
What about what about this? It's a glory hole and
you you stand up at sort of like a breakfast
bad thing, and you're there, jays yes, And I go
in there and I get the sandwich like and eat
my toasted sandwich at the same time as I'm using
the glory hole, and Haughty j is just he is
as busy as a fucking beaver. He's making he's making sandwiches,
(12:06):
and he's jacking off the puntersade.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, maybe you could just be that I'm selling toasties
and people can peru stick mags while they're eating them.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
They can be on the bar. Yeah, I feel like
wrapping them up anyway, It's got to be part of
That's got to be it. Honestly though, it would make
it killing, it would would it. The funny thing is
that it would like people would turn up for that.
You think about our fans.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, but after they've gone to see hood and get
a toasted sandwich of stick Man.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
As long as now this is the thing. The novelty
gets people through the door the first time, but the
quality of the toasted sandwich and stick mags will keep
them coming back.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
You're seeing going to need that construction helmet, sledge hammer, busy.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
All of all of the stick mags will be in
plastic sheaths. You know, they'll be in mint convention.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
You just wipe them down.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
This is a big show, four or seven weekdays already
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