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December 2, 2025 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Off for raw Doggies for to seven every weekday on radio.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Have you heard of that before? Men? Yep.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I don't know how I feel about these dudes with
their pigskins outside and then they're throwing the pigskin around.
I mean, why is this suddenly happening outside our studio.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
As the weather's gotten better. So there's a window right
outside window from our studio, we can see people outside,
and there's a bunch of I guess you would say
local touts that come down from upstairs from the corporate world,
and they roll up their white sleeve shirts and they
start tossing the pigskin around, sort of making out that
they're all cool and shit in front of their their

(00:50):
lady friends.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I think they're just having fun.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
No, kezy, they're not.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I feel like it's really weird that you, especially Jason,
is so anti it, like it's just some young guys
who on their break are throwing a footy around.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don't know that they're that young keezy about your age. Yeah,
that's all good, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Believing because you keep looking out there, like what's the
when you're just glaring at them.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
But he always goes against you. A Joseph, you noticed it.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm used to it, man, But listen, that's fine. I'm
all for the fellows having a bit of fun.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Doesn't sound like it doesn't sound at all.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
They only do it when there's lady sitting on the
seat observing.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Sorry that that lady was throwing the football around before.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
She was tossing the pigskin. Yeah, I've never seen them
without a woman there. That's true. You're right there, and
that's just their friend group.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's they're taking their shirts off too. Really gets deep
inside my goat and.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Found a beautiful day.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
But they were giving away free pest just before out
in the reception here and just dozens. I won't I
won't name the brand does of beers. He's for free
our own. Pugsn went and grabbed and I quote five boxes.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I thought it was four.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It was five.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
This is what Pugs does though. Whenever there's a freebee
hair giveaway, he's straight there because he's closest to the door.
There was a pass to give away the other day.
There was one packet per person he grabbed a bag
with four or maybe it was five pass So what
he does is get down there and clear it up
before anyone else can take it.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I never knew that about Pugs. I knew it was
a sex fiend, but I never knew that it was
a prize peg, that he was a prize pig. In
an actual fact, if you had asked me, out of
anyone out of the big show, who would you say
would be the prize peg, I would have said me right,
And it turns out it's actually Pugs because none of

(02:50):
us got free shit.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I grabbed one box.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah we did. We did, And I don't know. I
just don't like taking stuff for free.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
We don't drink.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
You're that as well, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
It just doesn't doesn't sit right.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
It just doesn't feel right to do that when there's
backbones out there struggling away.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
There's my consumers that I'd get at home, and then
it would sit I'd have one and then I'd save
those for the visitors. Well, Keys is coming around for
a potlak soon and then smash them all.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, probably, yeah, I'm going to have them though, because
Jerry came in the other day and said they were delicious,
And he actually came into the office midway through getting
ready for seven sharp to steal a box of them.
So I'm like, oh, they must be good.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Like Shandy's apparently right, Okay, I'm not into my flavored
beer as well. I'd never used to be into my
flavored beers. Well, it seems weird to me. That is it?
A beer?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Is a beer? I thought it's a beer. I believe
it to be. He said, it's a beer with a
lemon in it. Oh god, it's like a shandy, he said,
like lemonade. It was like a shandy, and he described.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
It and one with like pineapple.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh god, you know, and that just seems to be fair.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, why what are you guys running? And you know, say,
say one of the fellows, not me obviously, but one
of the fellows Pop gave. But what are you running?
In your fridge?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Theater off of the map, I've got I've got a
whole lot of kom Butcher cans, I've got a whole
lot of Coke zero cans. I've got four or five
Boss coffee cans, and then I've got a whole lot
of cans of low Car beer.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
We've got water.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Holy fun, We've got several bottles of wine obviously.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Right, do you have like a wine beers? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I was going to say, did you?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, I see a whole heap of low car beersh right, okay?
And then I've got a bottle of cold sparkling red
wine in the fridge, which is very nice.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Is that from your Europe tour?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
No, that's not it's the one. Remember when Lucy's cousin
stayed with us and then was like, let's drink the wine.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Drink it.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
No, we bought another bottle to replace it, right, what happened?
I think we bought two. I think I convinced it.
I was like, no, let's get two because and then
we haven't drunk the other one.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Right? Good? You bring that to the pot, Like.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
What pot if you came to my house?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, okay, this is a hypothetical situation.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I could offer you fellows of milk.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh yeah. The whole Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hierarchy, The Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Can I guess what you can offer?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Okay? Iced coffee? No? Yeah, my own.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I could, Yes, I could make you a nice coffee.
I don't have it.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
In my fridge. You wouldn't. That's why he said it's
not on offer, right, so you can scrape that off.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I don't think you've got anything decent drinks wise in
your fridge. I feel like you're a real water or
walk to the dairy guy.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Water, tea and coffee.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, we do have water. We also have soda and lime.
I like a bit of fizz soda and no. Just
I buy like a soda and lime. Bottle of soda
and lime.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, soda and line?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yes of this?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Really?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
You like soda and lime?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah? Why don't me? And Megi? You already know about
this secret.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
We've got a couple of big bottles of kom butcher
feed jar and a passion fruit.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I think we've got the cans a little cans of
butcher or fijar.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I've got the big fuck off bottles. And it's really
weird because I'm not a big fan of k butcher,
so I don't know why I buy them.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
So you're buying them.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I could buy you. I could give you a glass
of komb butcher.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
What else is this is that? Because so far it's
about it. I'm going for the Fijar butcher that's about it.
And milk what like, I reckon you're light blue? Yes, Maggie,
what kind of milk are you?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I'm not any milk, but my daughter is dark blue
milk blue top. And what else we got in the akzi?
We've got half a bottle of pepper Jack pin on
Wi sitting there and the fridge. Now it's not in
the fridge, it's available to drink, right. And we've got
a soda water out of a soda stream. Yes, yes,

(07:04):
we've got cans and bottles of tonic water go with
the ten bottles of gin. We've got ural gin obviously,
all the spirits that we've got. But I think we're
out of beers, right. We've got daily obviously, port we
tend to buy them to drink them. I don't sort
of have them sitting in the fridge all week.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Well, yeah, I try not to have too many beers
in the fridge because I don't want to get into
you haven't afterwork beers will every now and then when
I'm making dinner, which I'm doing more often these days,
which has been good.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Your wife's neither home anymore exactly.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Because she's doing extracurricular activities that's it. She's the leading
tri scorer for a touch team.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Apparently, that's good. That is good.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Whenever I hear GIN, I always said it is good.
I think of what my well, I won't say it
on air, but what my my stepmother used to say
about gin.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, there is something about a gin, isn't there. Normally
people cry on it.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
It's a's depressive, that's right, but for some reason, Jen especially,
and she went bloody, Jenny's.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
A leg Yeah, my legs are open at all times.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, well you do the big and manly manly sort.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Of when he said and my nurse, Yeah, he's the
one that makes the podcast dirty.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I told you you don't need to tell me that.
I'm on the lookout for it disclaimers. You're on mowgi. Yeah,
and it's him that brings her filth. You and I
are actually quite clean.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
You're a shocking bustard.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
See and he says I'm a shocking bus and then
everyone he's shocking.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
But yeah, but you know, even when I did drink,
I didn't have anything to offer anyone because it was
none left.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I feel like having stuff to offer is a real
Like you're in your thirties now thing.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh you wouldn't generally do I remember, yeah, going around
to makesplace when we were like teenagers, and you take a
few beers over there, you know. Yeah, ye for sure,
not me, but other people can't pick them up. But
you can't pick them up. But that's how you think
that when you're young, right, fact, that's still mine. But
it's the host mate they keep your purse.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, not like it is once you hit like late twenties,
I think you start leaving it there. But before then,
when you're poor, I was always taking it home.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
If you guys did come over, I would go and
buy why we were there, I'd go and buy some beezy.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Want you to well I would, I wouldn't. I'll have
one of your one of your butchers thinks, okay, you
put some vodka in it.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
We haven't.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I'll have milk, please you as Martini.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I've never had one of those, seriously.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Ah, would you like it?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, you'd like it.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's just.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's two good, too good things going on.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Me and rules.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's that delicious they sweet Yep, It's like a coffee
with sugar in it, right, Okay, there's also person. Yeah,
that delicious.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Good, solid piss out of milk and you're apse for martini. No.
Just if I was a jacent milk stuff out the
back and you'd like get a sweet out and you
got inside for a glass of milk. Nothing better, man,
you get it. I'd have a milk mustache, yes, and
you go, you've got a little bit, and you'd point
to your own your own lip, your own top lip,

(10:22):
and I'd wipe, but I want to get all of it,
and so you'd use your finger and you'd wipe the
milk here, and then what I'll get a disclaimer readio.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
No, I think we're okay today, real good. We probably
should have yesterday, and actually it was shocking from you two,
for fuck's sake. No, it might be in between overs.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yes, hey, listening to the Big Show four or seven
weekdays on radio had Ha
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