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May 5, 2026 11 mins

On today's poddy, things were different back then.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Give a Feller's spak bo.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hello, is this does this work?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Is this wiki? Yeah? Myself?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Are you still having technical issues this?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I've been moved. Oh Jesus there, Yes, so Jerry's obviously
had the same issue. Yeah, here's again. Feelings?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah good? Thanks five?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Ah up top brother? Why this is the second day
of row You've coming Reacon?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Is that because you hat? Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
A conscious? Generally I don't need it, but I'm starting
to stink. I'm recording all this on my text to
my wife.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh wow, so gonna send this to her.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
But you're not like going to the gym or anything
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, I do. Today I took I took one of
the Wield's most probably one of the most humiliating rides
I've ever taken on a Lime scooter to get him
for a meeting today at the office. Yeah. Boys, but
I actually think that they're not as bad as the
stand up one. I think the stand up was the

(01:23):
more humiliating. The problem I had was this one was
running on practically zero battery, so it was only marginally
faster than somebody walking. Yes, and I had to go
the long way around where you go fishing under the bridge,
down the hell down pass where you go fishing under
the bridge, and it took a long time there. Yeah,

(01:45):
And I was like, is it? Is it because I'm
in a nose and a slow go And then I
was so that's what I thought. Yeah, I thought, but
this is particularly hang on man halfways. I'm just sure
I'm just doing that. Come on TC, come on man um.

(02:06):
And so then I pulled it over and then I
jumped on another one. Fuck, I was flying, mate, I
was flying on a stand that one. But it was humiliating.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yes, do you think it like takes away when you
arrive at the meeting reaking and.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You're bosolightly recon well, I park a bit further away
so that no I will see me.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
You still had the lime helmet on?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
You were I have the helmet on, imitate the helmet off.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
My question was going to be, do Lime there like
areas where Lime scooters go slower because you're not allowed
what they automatically restricted areas, right, Okay, So the would.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Be an example, because there's a lot of pedestrians around.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yes, and how much are you paying for one of those?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, that today costs me about eight fifty, which wasn't
heavy because that's about as much as an uber. Yeah,
but I got humiliated, so that didn't seem.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
More fun than an uber though.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I mean, well, I'll tell you, speaking of Reacan, the
last few ubers I've had, fucking Reacon it was like
old mog You've been driving them free year.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
So you never wear deodoran ever?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Ah, not either, but but not certainly not every day.
I don't. I don't like the health.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Ah right, they're putting what is it, illuminum?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, that was doing the news cycle probably ten or
fifteen years ago, so that's when I stopped using it.
The trouble is the unique then get on the stuff
that hasn't got there in it, Yeah, and you just
end up with a swampy pit and Reacon. So I
just don't use it as much. I've never been a
big smeller, but I'm I'm obviously the only time I
was really reacon was when I was mes Soup every

(03:37):
day was coming out of my paws, and I was
fucking honking.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
When I had my passy armpitt, I didn't gross. I didn't,
you know, use it there. Obviously, I'm not going to
put you know, diata into a massive sisty lump.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Can I get Yeah, totally, man? Can I roll on?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I actually no, I actually very keasy, right, very I
sometimes have a spray. Sometimes you roll on.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Right, depending on what you're into, depending on what was
on special that week.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, depending on what's on special. Yeah, I don't. I
don't particularly. I try not to get the aerosol ones
because they're not good for the environment, that's true. So
I try to see so or I get a stick,
you know, like a stick.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
I was portraying, like just a stick from the ground.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, I just scraped my arm picks.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
As aerosol can is bad for the environment.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, well it used to definitely, but I don't know
how bad it is now. It doesn't seem like it
could be good. There's a hole on the ozone lay
do you know you're about? But that was from cows
rippon ass, wasn't it. No, that was from directly from aerosols,
and it created the hole on the ozone layer and
the whole world agreed, this is a world we're living
in back there. The whole world agreed, we're going to
stop using that CC so they got rid of it.

(04:56):
The whole world banned them. Wow, and then I lay
heel up.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
It is back. Apparently. Apparently it's all g The Whocky
b Show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy, The
Warky Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
During COVID, there was a massive drop in all the
environmental disasters going on.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Because the people went out on the street.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
People weren't going anywhere. They they were because they didn't
need to, because they were just in their own home,
you know, just wallowing in their own and they weren't driving,
and everything just went to dish.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It was a great time.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
It was we should the time I think we should.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I would like a pandemic to wipe out six billion people.
You reckon, Yeah nobody. I know some people I know
just that's a little bit more fear. But I get
to choose them. Oh yeah, yeah, you guys are gone.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
That pugs I forgot to tell you. Guys actually spoken
the first We were talking of ripping us there and
cows and stuff. I made French onion soup over the
weekend absolute shocker.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I make it.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, I made it. I made a proper French It
was fucking.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Now before we get to the fact that you reak, well, no,
just but are you baking the onion and the oven
fits to make that suit? Yes, I am, Yeah, I
und the sound of a French onion soup French, though
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
D racist stuff and the key.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
There's a quality beef stock, is it?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yes, now, Jason, I've had French onion soup and parents
in France, and I bet it wasn't anything like that far.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Far juice.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Seriously, I was ripping our all Sunday.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
But how did you go with it?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Because you don't like fighting in front of your wife.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Well, I go to another room, the fat room.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, well, I vary it like she might, and then
I can wrap ass.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
In the lounge because I was on the impression you
had like a three bedroom house, and so your daughter's
got a room. You've got a room, and then there's
the fart room far room for ripping ass.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
No, I don't ever specific. We don't really have the
space for that for a specific well, you know, because
then you run the risk of people coming out of
their apartments and you're ripping ass in the corrideer and
there's already issues.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
What you do?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I just had French onion seer and ripping.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
It was very good. Well, I don't know, I haven't
had much French onion soup, but you know, nice, nice
bread toasted with a bit of dis your mustard and
a gru year cheese grill.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
And did that bread? Did you get that bread or
did Cheesy bring that round for you?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
I got that bread. It's been a while since you've
been around, Geesy.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, six out of just flash. I mean it was delicious.
I would love French onion suit.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
It was very good. You should bring some men and
tip it in all through the microwavething. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, I made some more chicken soup today and I
was saying it nearly brought some in, but then I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Be fat, you know what I mean. It's like, did
you get in a move?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I don't want to carry it all the way in,
and Keysy was eating a boat anyway.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
So it's too You could be fun carrying a small
punnet like five hundred.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Meters five hundred meters, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Be about there, wouldn't it from my hundred as the
honker flies.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
To my place.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
No, wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
It's about it's about a one and a half k
you reckon, yes, you can you check that for it's kezy.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I think that's right.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
It's your address, Jason, I'm not saying it on here.
Keysyl did you do today?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
What's that would you do today?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I went down to the waterfront and uh, the water
one point two? Is it depends which route you go to.
I often go quite an elongated Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
If you go the wrong way. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Going the wrong way, well, you know, I might be
going to eat and noodles or something like that. I'd
have to side track to a restaurant to buy fee.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
So, you know, totally so. Because the thing with French
onion soup is it has has a layer of cheese
on top of it, baked on top of it.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
You can do, yes, no, it does all with the bread.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Inside onion soup and cheese on top.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Only French onion soup. The head is the Maggie packet,
the dry packet. Yes, that was how it came with
a dip.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Nah, with a dip French onion soup.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, yeah, with a just as a French onion soup
and a packet. Yeah. Yeah, like the brown onion soup
that I used for a gravy. Actually fine, is that okay?
It's okay. I've never had it, not again, like not
since I was a kid. But that's the only time
I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
I remember when I was a kid. The only soup
my mum would make a baconhok soup, which is delicious.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Most of the soups were coming out of cans.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
So my dad was I love tomato soup, and oh
you're making tomato soups. Yeah, the crack over can.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, well that's the thing like cans with the canning
you see, keazy there. Interesting fact for you, the cans
were invented for war war food, so for visions provisions. Yeah,
for your army men, yes, round about the twenties. I
think maybe the teams. But the most interesting thing was
the can opener wasn't invented to around about the thirties

(10:33):
or forties.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
So just knife it open.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Knife the fucking thing open.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Did you also know that the first cans, You know,
there's a famous voyage up north where it got stuck
in the ice and then the crew all went and
then they started eating each other and stuff. Oh yeah,
what's the explorers now? I can't remember his name. Uh
they actually all died, Oh jas you wish mate. They
actually all died from lead poisoning from the years, not

(10:58):
from eating what you would think.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's where you keep all your leaders and your ass well.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
If eaten asks killed you out, be dead long ago.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Hey there is. That's the big show four or seven
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