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February 3, 2026 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How you mad bastards?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Loving the Big Show podcast get up even Closer.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for raw.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Doggets four to seven every weekday on radio, hur recond.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I was busting my balls to get in here at
three o'clock. And you recall we had a show meeting
the other day because Hoodie J was four minutes late
for something.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, it was bad. That was bad.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I get in here, haffen and puffing, exhausted making sure.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
That I got here on time. Was anyone here, Mogi? No, No,
they weren't. There wasn't anyone here. Yeah, I wasn't here.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
He turned up about ten parts. You turned up at
about thirteen past. I mean, Pugs was here.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
What's that about?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Sorry, Jas, I was gonna get hear cut. Sorry, mate.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I was having a meeting with our bosses about this
kind of behavior exactly, this kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, flying off the handle. Yeah, so that's where I was.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Okay, we appreciate your hustling in and it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's just that you guys took me to task for
being for minutes like and.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
In fact they were like my bosses were like, yeah, typical.
That was the other thing.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
That's typical, isn't it. You know?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Bloody, So I'm sort of being held hostage by their tardiness,
by their lack of professionalism.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You're bullshit. You're being made to look stupid. That's because
of their behavior, and.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I won't stand for it. Do you like my new haircut?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's a completely different style for you. You have a
lot of different hairstyles, yeah, new lyud kezy nerd kezy.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'd call this one.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
What it is is No, it's it's all. It's the
same haircut. It's just style differently.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, because I had a different barber today and she.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
And then Harriet and then heaps of water and then
edge blue blue dry or whatever it's called, and then
put a bit of waxen, which is not how I
style it. Did you tell her I'm all good? No,
I asked her to put some stuff in it. I
just said, just do it up however you think looks good.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
And then she did. Then you went, I know they
look set. I think your wife will really like it, Jason.
You don't know what my wife likes. You have no idea.
He knows what woman wants.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I think your wife is going to really like it.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
You know when people because I got my haircut last week.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, I got my haircut last week, you know, and
they will always say something like you want to be
a product, and they style it how they style it
doesn't really matter to me because I go home and
then style it how I like it.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
The issue is I was going straight from that to
a meeting right with you guys four sharp?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, so I just said, style it how you like yours?
My haircut? Yeah, I have.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I've gone for a new system cause you see, if
you like this right, see, if you like this idea? Okay,
instead of getting my haircut and going from jeez, you've
had a haircut, you know, or being noticed at least
because you get your the razor out and all that
sort of stuff, and that happening sort of once every
three to four weeks, so you go from you've clearly
had a haircut to Jesus, look at the state of

(03:13):
your hair. I'm going now every two weeks pain less,
and you can't tell that I've had a haircut. It
just remains the same, Yes, because it's just a trim.
Because it's more of a trim, it's not the big
job haircut. So I'm just going to go with a
consistent two week they do less. I'm in there for
a sure amount of time, but it's not going from
these extremes of looks good, looks shit, looks good, looks shit,

(03:35):
or looks better, looks shit.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I don't think it ever looks shit, you know what
I'm saying. So that's my new.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Doing that every two weeks. But you've got a lot
on only go you know, like every six weeks.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Well yeah, well you wear a hat and wear a
hat a lot of the time, so you know, yeah,
that's an interesting I've never had anyone doing that. That's
my furst. This is my That's just occurred to me,
and I was talking to the wife about it. I
was like, where do I go from look, you've got
to looking real sharp to looking like a tramp? I
also don opinion you could just get the trim. I
don't know the trim yeah yeah, yeah. So I'm not

(04:12):
getting the shaved up the back or any of that.
I'm just there because the other thing is I'm thinking
I think I'm too old for shaved up the back
and sides. I think I just need to have a
little bit more length on.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Is that a fad. Is it a fad?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Okay, I'm just leaving a little bit more length on it.
I feel like that makes more sense for me. He's
got the old shape. Yeah it looks great. Yeah, yeah,
well and Jason does. But I'm saying for myself, I think,
because the other thing is if I'm going for the fade,
then the fact that's where you get that, Oh you
clearly need a haircut thing.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
You're avoiding that. I'm avoiding that.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
The whole Big Show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy,
remember they Big Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
It is amazing how much haircuts take the age of you.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
The haircut Yeah, yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I suppose because when you get them, they don't trim
your eyebrows and stuff in the.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Ears and the nose and all that and not the nose. No,
no is.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
That's the first time, a couple of times ago. That's
the first time my hair dresses this ever said to me,
do you want your eyebrows trimmed? And I was like, oh, yeah,
because I can't do it because I can't see it.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Risky and it's kind of in my ears.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
There's something kind of nice about someone putting a buzzy
thing in your ear.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Don't they do it with a flame or something was there,
like a lighter lighter or something that they put in
your ear and it trims it.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
No, they just use the same thing as they do
you hear.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, just a corner of the trim.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, I'd love to get a beard, or like my
facial hair groomed a barber, see what that's like.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Or one of those wit shaves, Yeah, that's what with
like a blade.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
With a straight razor.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I was talking to a mate at the at the
wedding over the weekend and he said that he went
along to a like a Middle Eastern barber and he's
he got the beard do but he just said, look,
I just want to you know, just trim back, but
don't give me any you know, hard lines or yeah,
the hardline beard looks, he said, one of those things

(06:16):
where you sort of get frozen in the barber's see. Yes,
you're like, oh, you're thinking of yourself. They're fucking and
you don't say anything. Yes, And then I say, you're
dumb all domb what do you think about that?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Love it?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yes, walk out and then just going foxa but he
got given really hard sh it looks lines and then
went out for lunch with his mates and just got roasted.
They've never forgot it was years ago, yes, and they
continue to drag him for it.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's funny. I want to be perfect looking, but.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
It's amazing how you do sit there and just go
git what oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Before I spoke up, and then they're like does it
look good? Like yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Then they show you the back and you call. I
had one bubble when I was a kid. She cut
my ears. She goes oops, blood, person down my still
charge me for it? Yeah, cut my ear with scissors.
And then I was telling somebody about it. When I
was in there, I was going, I remember, there's this
time I got cut. Yes, and she goes ups and
I see what said? She goes nothing. And then I

(07:18):
got aside, I'm bleeding and I'm telling us, and I said,
the weird thing is she charged me. Yes, that guy
cut me. Didn't tell me. I walked out bleeding. He
charged me, So I've just finished telling him the yarn.
Oh my god, fuck it. I didn't go back in
there and say anything. I just took it like it
was just hard lines.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
And the speaking of hard lines, I was millimeters away
the last when I last week, when I got my haircut,
there was one little haircut and at the back they
had shaved like a line, you know, and it was ridiculous.
But I thought, I've got I've got to get him
to do that to me, because the fellas will never

(07:58):
fucking let that go because it would have fucking look well,
you know, some people would have thought it looked cool, but.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
There would be something very funny if we all agreed
to grow our hair for a year straight, right, and
then we each picked each other's haircuts.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yes, that was very funny, but I don't think you
could do that for a year. Yeah, I could maybe
do it. I think I could do it.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, if I've got a reason to do it, Yeah,
then I probably could.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I used to have really long here. It was a
fucking ball. Ake seven mullet as a kid. Yes, would
you ever go the mullet again?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
I tried to go the mullet really relatively Seemi Royal
must have been before the show, But yeah I did,
but it was taken ages. You've got to go through
a hell of a shipouse. You've got to grow the lot, yes,
and then cut the mullet, then cut the mullet in
But I used to have it and it was just
a ball of curls at the back of my head.
But if you're wear it went halfway down my back.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
It was hot. Yeah, it sounds it was. That sounds
good hot? Do we do it?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I kind of had a mullet with them with them
when we were growing our mos.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, kind of, but not really like a half ship one.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
It was ship It was so terrible. But I'm too
old for that ship now. I might just am I
just staggering a kezy cat.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
What's that the side part you're your heir is literally
more out there than mine.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I would say, thanks man for my wedding. I had
the side park shaved in. Ah, they're lying on the side.
It was good that it was good. That was a
good cat. That was a good cat. You miss it.
My mom said that you've ever heard and she would know,
she would if anyone knew, would be your ma.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
But that's always a bad sign though, But mom loved it. Yeah,
none of this case. I think she was right. But
it's just such a ball.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Like Keezy there was his hear dryer every morning. Fun,
there's funk there?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Can you and tomorrow's shut. Tell me what your wife
thought of your new hair do? Can you put that
in the and I want you to give us the honest,
honest response to you here recorded.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
She's gonna love it. Oh that's a good idea. I'll
record her audio.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Okay, can you film her as she walk in the door,
and then you can you only have.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
To play the audio. She went, she won't notice. She
won't notice what my hair cut.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Let's see, won't I said, Like, she just never notices. Yeah,
she's real, like weird with stuff. And then she just
totally won't even notice. They'd be like, oh, they're all, yeah,
my wife, they hate your gap.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
It's just how it is. Yeah, you're right, they do. Hey,
what this is
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