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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
We're not allowed to talk about the thing that happened
on the radio. Oh yeah, so we have to talk
about on here.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Let's do that.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, there was a was a fight. Yeah, yeah, Hangerbar
last night. It was so great, which is so West Awkland.
It's so two guys in backbone shirts having a ruckus
with one I never heard of, hod You've never heard
of our show, got the backbone shirts on having a
go at each other.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I heard from Toddy there that it was the boss
and one of the employees.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
So it was. Yeah, there was a couple of young
it was. It was a work drinks and you'd imagine
they were builders or plumbers or something like that, and
a couple of young fellows were running the yaps, and
so a couple of the older fellows needed to put
them in their place. One of them in particular came
off worse than the other, yes, and and then still
kept on Runner's goddamn yep, and then got putting in

(01:02):
a cab and seeing home eventually, but it went for
a while for a while. And it's a shame because
it would have made a great photo, the guy with
a completely blood person out of his nose and teeth
and a backbone shirt on. It would have been it
would have been good. But the points that he didn't
think it was a good look for for our show
when I completely disagree for our promo. Yeah, I think

(01:24):
it was more about.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
You know, Isaac in the office, he was saying that
one of the real hammered dudes up front, was like, Oh,
these guys think they're making some pretty funny jokes about wistalk,
and how about we showed them how funny wistalking can
really be.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Fucking bring it.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, And I know which guy was talking about. He
probably would have, Yeah, he said, would have had a
good run at us. Was that the big fellow was
the tweaky guy who he'd already walked past.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, I know yet, Oh I know the one.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Then he came back. I reckon, Oh you could have,
and then he would have spect times.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
It's just cool, you know, everyone, we should got to
Wecord and do a show and then subdued through.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
And that's literally what happens is the stereotype is the reality.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yes, the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in weekdays and four on Radio.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Hoky with the Black Class. If I had to get
in the SPA, I wouldn't be that comfortable with it.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Oh you were?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
No, I mean you guys probably wouldn't be. Maybe next
year I'll do it if there's another Black clash.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
No, you won't. Well you would well oh yeah, true,
might be changing things up? True? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
well that Yeah. You wouldn't like it, man.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Nah is it really warm?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
You wouldn't like it because you're down amongst the filth. Yeah,
it's not the filth of the SPA that's about problem.
It's the people that talk to you.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
That would be hate it because you hate everyone that
talks to you.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Generally speaking, I do you that's true though, I hate
they all that. No, the only thing I hate is
when people yell at me from behind, which unfortunately is
quite often. I go hody, Jay and I go ah.
I didn't tell you the other day, I was driving
on the motorway and a trap pulled up to me
right next to me on the modow and we were
crawling along and he did the window down hoy joy,

(03:19):
and I goddamn near crash the car. It gave me
such a shock. Ridiculous. Well, I mean, I don't like that,
but I don't mind talking to people in general. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
because there's a lot of fans out there for the
big show feelers.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I sort of find when people talk to you that
you start drifting over your phone pretty quick pattern.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
You know, that's only that's only for marketing meetings.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Oh that's not true, you know.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
When people start banging it. We need an idea for
Jason Brow.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Our show makes money, and it's a five minute meeting.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's not my job, Yes, it is to come up
with concepts for advertising, to.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Come up for concepts that will work well for us
to do on the show. We don't then go, oh
my god, this is so punishing. Yeah, I know, quite
a lot of the time we still do.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
We still do that, We still do say they're punishing.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
It was the first time I was round about that
age because my brother.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Did your dairy sell them?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh dear, probably? But I never I never bought them.
My brother had a suitcase full of them. She found
a suitcase full of them, like over at the college
behind the they had this wall. I don't know what
that wolves were even now, but yeah, he found a suitcase.
So brought those home and chucked them up in the
garage out of reach. And so yeah, we'd sort of
plow our way through those. So good but very young,

(04:38):
too young, Yeah, any idea, what's going on? I do
remember one occasion where my brother put on a porno
sure and it was there was I think there's three
or four of us. I was, I was young man,
those are a jackson. I remember that. I remember. I

(04:59):
still remember where I was sitting in the room and everything. Yea,
and so my brother, so obviously I gotta we've absolutely
got to put a warning them. So, especially giving it
New Year, I was going to have a resolution where
we had to start talking less felth. But this is

(05:21):
a terrible start. So I got I got a, I
got a, I got I got aroused, and I had
to rearrange myself because it was sort of you know,
it was jutting out.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
So the trick that.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I my trick that I used to do when I
was doing that at school when I went that would
happen at school, which was you know, I'm sure it
happened everywhere, but you didn't care as much as when
it was at school. Was I tucked my I pretend
I was tucking myself in, So I'd start at the
back and I'd tucked my shoet in and I'd tuck
all the way in, and that would allow me to
grab myself and redirect it up under the waistband.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Of your Yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
And so I did that, but I did it lying
down my think. My brother goes, hey, what are you doing?
And I go, oh, I'm just taking myself in And
he goes, oh, what is your shoot still hanging out?
And I was like, he got me, He got me. Well, yeah,
your brother's got to Your brother's gotta di ricktion. You

(06:18):
gotta give him