May 19, 2026 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast
Get up even closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for raw doggets four to
seven every weekday.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm Radio Care. Have I got a fat ass?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yes, you've got a massive ass.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I know it's Harry, but I didn't realize it was.
You got to hear ass by the way me. Yeah,
no neither.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I had a beautiful my ass, as I've said many times,
was my best feature for so long.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's not anymore because you got that dump truck. You've
got a massive sort of row of here up and down.
You crack.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, you do, No, don't.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I thought that. I thought that I didn't and I
got a geeze at mine. Jesus, No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I don't have you do. I don't have a long
all right.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I've been I've been around that area there you go flthy, disgusting.
Why don't you use toilet papers to seriously.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
A few DAGs in there?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Was there there's a fucking headgehog in the my god.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Well, it's well, to be honest,
it's not an area that you look.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
At it a lot. Well, I just can't be bothered.
It's like, yeah, like wiping your balm or washing your hands.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
It's like it's all good. You know, it's like making
your beard.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I mean when my wife was away for those two days,
I didn't wipe the ass.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
What does she wipe your ass? Is that why you
didn't wipe it?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, she doesn't wipe it. But I mean, what's the
point just me there?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
No agree?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I mean, why it's overrated wiping your ass?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Don't you sleep nude?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Just scraped the plates, the old plate scraps into the
arra like it. It's like an scator.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
You know. What I do is because I had a
little hell on my backyard there.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I just we're still talking about your ass.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, I do what the dog does and just rub
rub my ars. Yeah, on the grass.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You drag your ass along.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, get that tussa cland in there, just to give
it a good cleansing out.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
How cold is Jay s Lougan's back T shirt compared
to his leman shit? Bring that up, Bring that up
right now, and just look at how good he looks
as a human being in that video. You look, you
look cool man. The lemon shit, I'm not sure you've
always had.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I think I've always suspected you've had an issue with
the way I address that.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Not at all.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
You do look cool in that particular video he does,
but that's because what he does. You're just like Mogi.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, that's not why he looks cool as a black
T shirt, which it does look cool.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
The issue that I've previously explained that I have with
T shirts is I find it very hard to find one.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
That fits me well.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Man busies, So man busies, I actually don't really Actually
I do have a bit of man buzzy, but but
not really.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
But I always find they clutch my buzzies.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That's what you don't that's you just what that ain't
You haven't got buzzies at all.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But I but I found three of all. Now that
kind of fat that I'm comfortable.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
You know, when you put on a T shirt and
you're fucking stretching.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It out, you've got the wrong size.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Shoot on, you.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Were saying, Kezy that you get terrible nip rub you're forever.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I have no I have no issue with the way
you drew, so I think you dress very very well.
But well that's a lie.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I love this limit.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
It's bright that's the thing, Jason, You're not. I don't
want you to be a guy that dresses cool man,
you know what I mean? I want you to be you.
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Tune in and four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
What do you think if I start wearing a bit
of blame?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm all for absolutely So.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
My daughter has this great kind of necklace. It's a
heavy barth you know, Yeah, that kind of and a
bracelet would be good on you.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Bracelet. I used to I used to be a big
fan of bracelet.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I used to. I used to be as well. Yeah,
why is it? Why was I a fan of them?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I was in.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Having ship around my wrist for some reason.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Handcuffs Yeah yeah, I've never done that neither.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I have been to jail. Yeah, well I've been rested
as well, but I've also done there. I didn't like
it in the boudoir, Yeah, so what we.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Don't know if it were handcoffs actually it was just
tied and.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Were tied to the bid posts. And were they together
or with their part?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I keep the feeling that was mean, this is over
twenty years ago. The other day be behind my back?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Nice, but I didn't like it, you know, I would
like that.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
The loss of I don't like control, the loss of
control and into it the other day.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
At least I've got a bull gag and a dehumanizing mask.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
If you're going to do it, go the full.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Yeah, the other day is a bit of a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
We're getting into it, and you didn't bring up Magie.
I forgot about it.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
No, I had that real did I tell you guys
with my heart out? Iyemask that I've got that blocks
out the world when I sleep with it and you
wake up at like eight a year and it's like sunny?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Is it so dark?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I was like you should check this on and she's
just like why, And I was like.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
No reason, joke, just trying to spice it up, but
it was.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It was definitely a joke.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You can't you can't say, you can't say in the
bedroom why.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
The issue was whatever, whatever Jason's picture now it's not how.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And then you instantly, you instantly got a soft on it. Yeah,
I'm all good.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I just love that.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Just Jack's Jack's just what happened missionary fellas me and
the dog.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I just slept my job in pants down.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Standing there holding like naked with a big shipping grin
on my fast face, holding this blindfold.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Radier and we're in your orthopedic slippers.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
There's way too many images for my mind to cope with.
That is that is a shock easy. I'll be honest
with you here. I got pissed on Satellite night.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You could but sloth like.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I was in bed by eleven. I did.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I did stay early, but I was mixing my drinks.
I got a bit excited with my mate, to be fair,
and it was it was good and him soon fraider.
So he's moved back to Auckland, which is great and yeah, yeah,
there's it'll be easy from here on it. My wife
had a rat party and the idea, her idea was,
(07:02):
we'll just go to the rat party. Don't know how
good it's going to be. This is for the brad
Pet movie. Can I predict gone? She got really drunk,
come out like five A. No, well, I'll tell you
she is. So the idea was she was like, I
want to go to this saying I want to have fun.
But I don't know if we're going to be able
to have fun at this rat party, so I might
just She goes this' it all good if I bring
people back here. And I was like, yeah, but up
(07:23):
to a point. I don't come back at fucking three
o'clock in the morning or something like that. She was, Oh,
now we'll come back about ten or eleven, and then
you guys can you'll still be here, So okay, sweet,
Well she got home at.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Two thirty, two to two thirty.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And just came back to collect more purse to go
to another about and a half to party. Great, and
then she got home about six thirty.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
That is crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That is a good run.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
She is a part I love that
For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast
Get up even closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for raw doggets four to
seven every weekday.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm Radio Care. Have I got a fat ass?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yes, you've got a massive ass.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I know it's Harry, but I didn't realize it was.
You got to hear ass by the way me. Yeah,
no neither.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I had a beautiful my ass, as I've said many times,
was my best feature for so long.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's not anymore because you got that dump truck. You've
got a massive sort of row of here up and down.
You crack.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, you do, No, don't.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I thought that. I thought that I didn't and I
got a geeze at mine. Jesus, No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I don't have you do. I don't have a long
all right.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I've been I've been around that area there you go flthy, disgusting.
Why don't you use toilet papers to seriously.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
A few DAGs in there?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Was there there's a fucking headgehog in the my god.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Well, it's well, to be honest,
it's not an area that you look.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
At it a lot. Well, I just can't be bothered.
It's like, yeah, like wiping your balm or washing your hands.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
It's like it's all good. You know, it's like making
your beard.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I mean when my wife was away for those two days,
I didn't wipe the ass.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
What does she wipe your ass? Is that why you
didn't wipe it?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, she doesn't wipe it. But I mean, what's the
point just me there?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
No agree?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I mean, why it's overrated wiping your ass?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Don't you sleep nude?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Just scraped the plates, the old plate scraps into the
arra like it. It's like an scator.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
You know. What I do is because I had a
little hell on my backyard there.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I just we're still talking about your ass.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, I do what the dog does and just rub
rub my ars. Yeah, on the grass.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You drag your ass along.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, get that tussa cland in there, just to give
it a good cleansing out.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
How cold is Jay s Lougan's back T shirt compared
to his leman shit? Bring that up, Bring that up
right now, and just look at how good he looks
as a human being in that video. You look, you
look cool man. The lemon shit, I'm not sure you've
always had.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I think I've always suspected you've had an issue with
the way I address that.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Not at all.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
You do look cool in that particular video he does,
but that's because what he does. You're just like Mogi.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, that's not why he looks cool as a black
T shirt, which it does look cool.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
The issue that I've previously explained that I have with
T shirts is I find it very hard to find one.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
That fits me well.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Man busies, So man busies, I actually don't really Actually
I do have a bit of man buzzy, but but
not really.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
But I always find they clutch my buzzies.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That's what you don't that's you just what that ain't
You haven't got buzzies at all.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But I but I found three of all. Now that
kind of fat that I'm comfortable.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
You know, when you put on a T shirt and
you're fucking stretching.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It out, you've got the wrong size.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Shoot on, you.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Were saying, Kezy that you get terrible nip rub you're forever.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I have no I have no issue with the way
you drew, so I think you dress very very well.
But well that's a lie.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I love this limit.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
It's bright that's the thing, Jason, You're not. I don't
want you to be a guy that dresses cool man,
you know what I mean? I want you to be you.
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Tune in and four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
What do you think if I start wearing a bit
of blame?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm all for absolutely So.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
My daughter has this great kind of necklace. It's a
heavy barth you know, Yeah, that kind of and a
bracelet would be good on you.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Bracelet. I used to I used to be a big
fan of bracelet.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I used to. I used to be as well. Yeah,
why is it? Why was I a fan of them?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I was in.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Having ship around my wrist for some reason.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Handcuffs Yeah yeah, I've never done that neither.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I have been to jail. Yeah, well I've been rested
as well, but I've also done there. I didn't like
it in the boudoir, Yeah, so what we.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Don't know if it were handcoffs actually it was just
tied and.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Were tied to the bid posts. And were they together
or with their part?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I keep the feeling that was mean, this is over
twenty years ago. The other day be behind my back?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Nice, but I didn't like it, you know, I would
like that.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
The loss of I don't like control, the loss of
control and into it the other day.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
At least I've got a bull gag and a dehumanizing mask.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
If you're going to do it, go the full.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Yeah, the other day is a bit of a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
We're getting into it, and you didn't bring up Magie.
I forgot about it.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
No, I had that real did I tell you guys
with my heart out? Iyemask that I've got that blocks
out the world when I sleep with it and you
wake up at like eight a year and it's like sunny?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Is it so dark?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I was like you should check this on and she's
just like why, And I was like.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
No reason, joke, just trying to spice it up, but
it was.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It was definitely a joke.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You can't you can't say, you can't say in the
bedroom why.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
The issue was whatever, whatever Jason's picture now it's not how.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And then you instantly, you instantly got a soft on it. Yeah,
I'm all good.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I just love that.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Just Jack's Jack's just what happened missionary fellas me and
the dog.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I just slept my job in pants down.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Standing there holding like naked with a big shipping grin
on my fast face, holding this blindfold.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Radier and we're in your orthopedic slippers.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
There's way too many images for my mind to cope with.
That is that is a shock easy. I'll be honest
with you here. I got pissed on Satellite night.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You could but sloth like.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I was in bed by eleven. I did.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I did stay early, but I was mixing my drinks.
I got a bit excited with my mate, to be fair,
and it was it was good and him soon fraider.
So he's moved back to Auckland, which is great and yeah, yeah,
there's it'll be easy from here on it. My wife
had a rat party and the idea, her idea was,
(07:02):
we'll just go to the rat party. Don't know how
good it's going to be. This is for the brad
Pet movie. Can I predict gone? She got really drunk,
come out like five A. No, well, I'll tell you
she is. So the idea was she was like, I
want to go to this saying I want to have fun.
But I don't know if we're going to be able
to have fun at this rat party, so I might
just She goes this' it all good if I bring
people back here. And I was like, yeah, but up
(07:23):
to a point. I don't come back at fucking three
o'clock in the morning or something like that. She was, Oh,
now we'll come back about ten or eleven, and then
you guys can you'll still be here, So okay, sweet,
Well she got home at.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Two thirty, two to two thirty.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And just came back to collect more purse to go
to another about and a half to party. Great, and
then she got home about six thirty.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
That is crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That is a good run.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
She is a part I love that
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