April 28, 2026 • 13 mins
On today's poddy, Jase goes to a wedding.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hi, Jace, How Mike?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
How are you going?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Team?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
How's everyone?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
So good?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Speen ages, spreen you days and days I've seen you. Yeah,
it was really nice. It's a great Cilly Melbourne. You
don't really like it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You're not cracked me out there because you put a
nice photo of you in your family.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, and I was cracking up.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I was like, you got this nice photo of Jason's
family to my wife and then she was like, it's
a nice photo. I was like, yeah, Hood's got his
Bouge T shirt and his rebururgerhead off.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
By surprise, it was fucking hot. Yeah. But like even
even the girls were like, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's what I'm saying about. When we're there for Magic Ground,
there's a drought thing coming el Nina, one of the Nino's.
It's heading drift, but it's going to be uncharacteristically hot.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well, we we sort of pat kind of thinking it
might be a bit chilly, but we're talking twenty seven
twenty eight degrees.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Right, so it's gonna be a bit chilly, a bit
of put my reburgerhead.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
And yeah, but it was good. Melbourne's a great city.
I like it a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That was a wedding.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It was good, man, it was good. It was really good.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It was it was good.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I had classic, classic mate whose wedding it was?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Can we say?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It is? About an hour before we left to come
to the wedding, he said, he texted me or messaged
me and said can you give a speech?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
And I was like, are you fucking serious?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I suppose so, man, Why am I not surprised by that?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And can I say, because he's a comedian, I'm assuming
he didn't have a wedding party? Did have?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, what do you mean by wedding the man you
were involved in that?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, And because he didn't know if I was coming,
so he wanted me to be his best man. But
it's interesting he didn't know that I was coming and
didn't think that I would come.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Did you surprise him? No?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I let him know I was coming. They knew you
were coming quite late in the ticket though, And.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
So you knew about it, but you let him know
late or late Well, I was undecided for a while,
were you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, And also part of the I don't want to
fucking do all the best man Edmund, you know, like
organized not for you, Jason, definitely. But also did he
have a staggy and he's in another he would have
had a filthy one. But also it was interesting because prostitutes,
(02:53):
because he's a comedian, A lot of comics there a
lot of comics.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You're still a speech to the comics, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Saying a lot of the comics did speeches.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Which was just did it just end up being a
roast of him to a degree, Yes it did.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
But also I didn't realize I did my entire wedding
speech with my zip down.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
He's doing a bit.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
He was doing a bit deliberately and I'm talking like
fully down.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But you can get away with calling that a bit.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Ah and standing on the stairs, you know if everyone
just yeah, gaping.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I think God, what was in your speech?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It was gaping?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Did you talk about back in the good old days
when first met.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Nah, just how much you enjoyed these last few years
now that you're sort of growing apart.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, pretty much, and did you say some of your
favorite memories of his new partner.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Here's here's the other awkward side of it is that
I don't know his partner very well at all.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I've only met her once.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What's the name?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I'm not telling you. You mentioned the fact that he
asked you to do the speech now before? Yes? Good, Yeah,
that's easy money sack scene.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, but for this particular person, it's no surprise
whatsoever you.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Were doing the speech, did you ask anyone in the order.
Did you sort of go to the audience of the
crowd work ask people what they did for a crust
and stuff?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What because they wouldn't know what the fuck I was
talking about because they were all Aussies.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, I thought you said they're all comedians. Well they're
all comedian. Ah.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You know Ray O'Leary, very funny guy. And coincidentally, because
I didn't know much about him, but.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I'm ray about Ray. Yeah, it's mad ass. He is very.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Funny and I the comedian.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
This is before I met him at the wedding. I
was getting all these and suddenly, for some reason, all
of his Instagram claps and I was going, this guy's funny.
He's very good.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's rare for you to accept that somebody else is funny.
And then he came up.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Then he came up to me. Well wait, let me explain.
He came up to me and was like a huge
chordy j Fan.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Warmed up to him. I've warmed to him.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Was he actually?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, he was, but he.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Knew from sugar and spice and all sorts, a lot
of shorts short.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Was he as a lot of him adjusting as glasses,
pushing those glasses.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
No, he wasn't glasses, was he not? Now he was
stucky for someone else. And I and I Johnny when
he arrived. And we know how funny.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Because I've just been watching clips of this guy, heaps
of them, and here he is.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Could you recognize him without his glasses on? I did?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
How do you guys like his comedy?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Because I think it's very good.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I have watched it, much of it, just a lot
of race based stuff that's not really I can see
why you like it.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, the whole Ky Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hurdarky, remember the Wacky Big Show podcast. No,
I haven't watched a lot of ray. The only time
I've seen him is he was on maybe a panel
show or something.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Didn't he I am a fan, just joking about the races,
did he?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
He didn't?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
He wasn't he.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
And that was the other thing he was banging on about,
was insisting that I do Task Master. You'd be excellent,
and he was like, it's perfect for you, and I said,
I would hate it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Would that's why you would be pervoct, because everything that
you have to do would start with you again, and
people would take great joy out of your misery.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I think I do think you would be brilliant on
that show, just because it'd be a shambles and I'd
be watching it like, oh my god, I feel like
I need to be there helping Jason with this task Well.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
You know. Funnily enough, my agent asked me the other
day about this voiceover and stuff, and because because it's
just for this animation, and I was like, I've been
saying no to so much stuff that I felt bad.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Jase hasn't been getting any offers for anything.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Not off not offers like auditions and yeah, yeah, and
so for this particular thing, I went, yes, sure, sounds great,
And now I'm already going.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What is it like one hour in the booth. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I don't know what it is, but yeah, but went anyway. Yeah,
it was good man, it was good And Aaron well
an hour and a half drive out from where.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
We were right, which is a you were saying ball Lake.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well, it was a bit of a ball lap because
come all the way from New Zealand. But the drives
killing you. No, it was just because we got a car.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
We had a car, my daughter's car, and we were
on the motorway and of course there was a massive
accident which added half an hour to the journey.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Did you suck it up by driving on the wrong
side of the road.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, he made a mess in the door.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
They drove on the same way as It was really funny.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I got to tell you this because our daughter we
borrowed our daughter's car, right and we met her for
breakfast and then she and then we took we took
her car and went back to the hotel and she
just you know, hung out with my younger daughter. We
went to the hotel, got changed, took fifteen minutes, got
back in her car and we're driving for I was
driving front of a minute and my wife goes was
(08:04):
there always a crack in the windscreen?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And we were like, surely there was.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Surely, surely there was, because we don't literally only had
it for about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Surely. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
My wife was like, oh, well, I was in the
car in this very position. I never noticed that, and
it's quite big. And I was like, yeah, no, I
never noticed it either. So we had to ring our
daughter and go, was there always a crack in your windscreen?
And she was like cracking up, going yes, because for fuck,
that would be right, wouldn't it. We'd crack the wind
screen within ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Nice man.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But the wedding was good, was it was? The food
provided was an open bar, all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah? Yeah. How long did you stay after? Though?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You're not long? Mogie, You're well done, because I'll tell
you I got that fucking arm pit infection again.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
While I was in Dunedin. You remember, I had that
massive swollen thing I do started happening in rain and yeah,
I had a colossomy bag hanging from my arm pit.
And it's when I get run down that that happens,
and down from what I don't know. It started happening
in Duneda, and I was like, really painful, and is.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It an in fiction?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, have you gone to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I've sorted it, man. But anyway, so I had that
going on when we got to the airport and it
was really so and I was like, this will be
all right. I'll get to Ozzie and it'll flare up
massively and I'll be hospitalized immediately. But fortunately, after like
a day and a half of pain, it burst.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's right. When it didn't burst, I made it. Is
it a giant pimple? Well, it's just a it's aoil,
isn't it. It's like, yeah, kind of well what is it?
You know what it is? I can't even because I
remember us going through it. Yeah I can't really. Yeah,
four years ago, five years.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Ago, like a boil or something. Then it gets a
head on it kesey, and then you just and then
you just pushed down hard and then grew.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And then what comes out You just.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Comes out pass. Yeah, it's past. I taught me three
your Cities.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
No ciggies. No, that's a lie.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
That it felt like a lie.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
My wife and I she had a CIGI nice, yeah, nice?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Not really right, It wasn't an Australian CIGI yeah, here.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I don't know if this is true. Twelve bucks in Aussie. No,
that's not true, but I think they were that you
can get these cheap Chinese cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't have the racists to come into it, because
my daughter used to buy them. They are very, very cheap.
There used to be a they were. They've got them here.
They were a dollar a packet. There are dollars. They're
sort of like five backs of cat or something. Fucking crazy. No,
five backs of pecket. I've never seen them. Yeah, yeah,
I don't need to smoke that barely no bed Oh no,
(11:01):
that was perfectly fine.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
But my wife and I nah.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Down because I need a couple of days off.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Genuinely am winging down my vape. Keasy. We're doing this, man,
fuck you, we're doing this.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Let's pop our boils and put our vapes away. We're
doing this fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah. So anyway, good stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Did you enjoy your trip though, mate? It was great
where you go?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's caught up with the girls.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Are you feeling a bit of mogi?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Great?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I am. I am Friday, Yeah, yeah, And I was
braying you yesterday. I was really good. I had a
mate's birthday pad to go to. I said, I'm not going.
I just want to have another day with no talking.
Don't want to editate the throat and then wake up
today and.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Again, is it an in fiction or something like oil?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You know what it is? I think it was me
eating the pass out of your armpit. Yeah you do that?
He sucked it out. Yeah, you've got to suck at hard.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, but I've been on it. I've finished my random
a round of antibiotics this morning. It's sinusidis, sure of it.
So I've got to go back to a specialist. But
is there any point going back to a specialist? So
I went back. I saw in November, if you remember keys,
I saw in November and I said, no, it's all sweet. Well,
I'll get into sick eight times a year. It's not sweet. Yeah,
(12:22):
something going on, But I think I actually need to
go when it's fleered up. Yes, because by the time
I go to the doctor, get the appointment, get the antibiotics,
get an appointment with a specialist, it's gone. And then
they're like you're sweet. It's like, well sure, I'm sweet now, yes,
So you're another two hundred days of the year that
I'm worried about.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
What do you why do you book an appointment now
next year? And then when is the appointment.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I've booked out there coming back to me? So what
I have to do is wait. But it's one of
those things where I can't say, oh, can we wait
until I'm sick.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Here's what you do? So when's the appointment that SATs
next Thursday? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Just make it punch some darts, yeah, true, bring it up. Actually,
you know what I should do. I should sit it
for the Tuesday after we get back from magic. It'll
be flit up. I'll tell you responsibly.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Hey, listen to the Picture Show four to seven weekdays
radio heard up here. Good listening.
For all you med bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for
raw Doggies four to seven every weekday on Radio Hurd
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hi, Jace, How Mike?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
How are you going?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Team?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
How's everyone?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
So good?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Speen ages, spreen you days and days I've seen you. Yeah,
it was really nice. It's a great Cilly Melbourne. You
don't really like it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You're not cracked me out there because you put a
nice photo of you in your family.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, and I was cracking up.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I was like, you got this nice photo of Jason's
family to my wife and then she was like, it's
a nice photo. I was like, yeah, Hood's got his
Bouge T shirt and his rebururgerhead off.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
By surprise, it was fucking hot. Yeah. But like even
even the girls were like, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's what I'm saying about. When we're there for Magic Ground,
there's a drought thing coming el Nina, one of the Nino's.
It's heading drift, but it's going to be uncharacteristically hot.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well, we we sort of pat kind of thinking it
might be a bit chilly, but we're talking twenty seven
twenty eight degrees.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Right, so it's gonna be a bit chilly, a bit
of put my reburgerhead.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
And yeah, but it was good. Melbourne's a great city.
I like it a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That was a wedding.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It was good, man, it was good. It was really good.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It was it was good.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I had classic, classic mate whose wedding it was?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Can we say?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It is? About an hour before we left to come
to the wedding, he said, he texted me or messaged
me and said can you give a speech?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
And I was like, are you fucking serious?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I suppose so, man, Why am I not surprised by that?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And can I say, because he's a comedian, I'm assuming
he didn't have a wedding party? Did have?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, what do you mean by wedding the man you
were involved in that?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, And because he didn't know if I was coming,
so he wanted me to be his best man. But
it's interesting he didn't know that I was coming and
didn't think that I would come.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Did you surprise him? No?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I let him know I was coming. They knew you
were coming quite late in the ticket though, And.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
So you knew about it, but you let him know
late or late Well, I was undecided for a while,
were you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, And also part of the I don't want to
fucking do all the best man Edmund, you know, like
organized not for you, Jason, definitely. But also did he
have a staggy and he's in another he would have
had a filthy one. But also it was interesting because prostitutes,
(02:53):
because he's a comedian, A lot of comics there a
lot of comics.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You're still a speech to the comics, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Saying a lot of the comics did speeches.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Which was just did it just end up being a
roast of him to a degree, Yes it did.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
But also I didn't realize I did my entire wedding
speech with my zip down.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
He's doing a bit.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
He was doing a bit deliberately and I'm talking like
fully down.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But you can get away with calling that a bit.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Ah and standing on the stairs, you know if everyone
just yeah, gaping.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I think God, what was in your speech?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It was gaping?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Did you talk about back in the good old days
when first met.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Nah, just how much you enjoyed these last few years
now that you're sort of growing apart.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, pretty much, and did you say some of your
favorite memories of his new partner.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Here's here's the other awkward side of it is that
I don't know his partner very well at all.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I've only met her once.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What's the name?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I'm not telling you. You mentioned the fact that he
asked you to do the speech now before? Yes? Good, Yeah,
that's easy money sack scene.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, but for this particular person, it's no surprise
whatsoever you.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Were doing the speech, did you ask anyone in the order.
Did you sort of go to the audience of the
crowd work ask people what they did for a crust
and stuff?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What because they wouldn't know what the fuck I was
talking about because they were all Aussies.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, I thought you said they're all comedians. Well they're
all comedian. Ah.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You know Ray O'Leary, very funny guy. And coincidentally, because
I didn't know much about him, but.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I'm ray about Ray. Yeah, it's mad ass. He is very.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Funny and I the comedian.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
This is before I met him at the wedding. I
was getting all these and suddenly, for some reason, all
of his Instagram claps and I was going, this guy's funny.
He's very good.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's rare for you to accept that somebody else is funny.
And then he came up.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Then he came up to me. Well wait, let me explain.
He came up to me and was like a huge
chordy j Fan.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Warmed up to him. I've warmed to him.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Was he actually?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, he was, but he.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Knew from sugar and spice and all sorts, a lot
of shorts short.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Was he as a lot of him adjusting as glasses,
pushing those glasses.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
No, he wasn't glasses, was he not? Now he was
stucky for someone else. And I and I Johnny when
he arrived. And we know how funny.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Because I've just been watching clips of this guy, heaps
of them, and here he is.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Could you recognize him without his glasses on? I did?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
How do you guys like his comedy?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Because I think it's very good.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I have watched it, much of it, just a lot
of race based stuff that's not really I can see
why you like it.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, the whole Ky Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hurdarky, remember the Wacky Big Show podcast. No,
I haven't watched a lot of ray. The only time
I've seen him is he was on maybe a panel
show or something.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Didn't he I am a fan, just joking about the races,
did he?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
He didn't?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
He wasn't he.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
And that was the other thing he was banging on about,
was insisting that I do Task Master. You'd be excellent,
and he was like, it's perfect for you, and I said,
I would hate it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Would that's why you would be pervoct, because everything that
you have to do would start with you again, and
people would take great joy out of your misery.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I think I do think you would be brilliant on
that show, just because it'd be a shambles and I'd
be watching it like, oh my god, I feel like
I need to be there helping Jason with this task Well.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
You know. Funnily enough, my agent asked me the other
day about this voiceover and stuff, and because because it's
just for this animation, and I was like, I've been
saying no to so much stuff that I felt bad.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Jase hasn't been getting any offers for anything.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Not off not offers like auditions and yeah, yeah, and
so for this particular thing, I went, yes, sure, sounds great,
And now I'm already going.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What is it like one hour in the booth. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I don't know what it is, but yeah, but went anyway. Yeah,
it was good man, it was good And Aaron well
an hour and a half drive out from where.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
We were right, which is a you were saying ball Lake.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well, it was a bit of a ball lap because
come all the way from New Zealand. But the drives
killing you. No, it was just because we got a car.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
We had a car, my daughter's car, and we were
on the motorway and of course there was a massive
accident which added half an hour to the journey.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Did you suck it up by driving on the wrong
side of the road.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, he made a mess in the door.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
They drove on the same way as It was really funny.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I got to tell you this because our daughter we
borrowed our daughter's car, right and we met her for
breakfast and then she and then we took we took
her car and went back to the hotel and she
just you know, hung out with my younger daughter. We
went to the hotel, got changed, took fifteen minutes, got
back in her car and we're driving for I was
driving front of a minute and my wife goes was
(08:04):
there always a crack in the windscreen?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And we were like, surely there was.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Surely, surely there was, because we don't literally only had
it for about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Surely. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
My wife was like, oh, well, I was in the
car in this very position. I never noticed that, and
it's quite big. And I was like, yeah, no, I
never noticed it either. So we had to ring our
daughter and go, was there always a crack in your windscreen?
And she was like cracking up, going yes, because for fuck,
that would be right, wouldn't it. We'd crack the wind
screen within ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Nice man.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But the wedding was good, was it was? The food
provided was an open bar, all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah? Yeah. How long did you stay after? Though?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You're not long? Mogie, You're well done, because I'll tell
you I got that fucking arm pit infection again.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
While I was in Dunedin. You remember, I had that
massive swollen thing I do started happening in rain and yeah,
I had a colossomy bag hanging from my arm pit.
And it's when I get run down that that happens,
and down from what I don't know. It started happening
in Duneda, and I was like, really painful, and is.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It an in fiction?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, have you gone to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I've sorted it, man. But anyway, so I had that
going on when we got to the airport and it
was really so and I was like, this will be
all right. I'll get to Ozzie and it'll flare up
massively and I'll be hospitalized immediately. But fortunately, after like
a day and a half of pain, it burst.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's right. When it didn't burst, I made it. Is
it a giant pimple? Well, it's just a it's aoil,
isn't it. It's like, yeah, kind of well what is it?
You know what it is? I can't even because I
remember us going through it. Yeah I can't really. Yeah,
four years ago, five years.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Ago, like a boil or something. Then it gets a
head on it kesey, and then you just and then
you just pushed down hard and then grew.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And then what comes out You just.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Comes out pass. Yeah, it's past. I taught me three
your Cities.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
No ciggies. No, that's a lie.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
That it felt like a lie.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
My wife and I she had a CIGI nice, yeah, nice?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Not really right, It wasn't an Australian CIGI yeah, here.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I don't know if this is true. Twelve bucks in Aussie. No,
that's not true, but I think they were that you
can get these cheap Chinese cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't have the racists to come into it, because
my daughter used to buy them. They are very, very cheap.
There used to be a they were. They've got them here.
They were a dollar a packet. There are dollars. They're
sort of like five backs of cat or something. Fucking crazy. No,
five backs of pecket. I've never seen them. Yeah, yeah,
I don't need to smoke that barely no bed Oh no,
(11:01):
that was perfectly fine.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
But my wife and I nah.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Down because I need a couple of days off.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Genuinely am winging down my vape. Keasy. We're doing this, man,
fuck you, we're doing this.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Let's pop our boils and put our vapes away. We're
doing this fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah. So anyway, good stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Did you enjoy your trip though, mate? It was great
where you go?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's caught up with the girls.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Are you feeling a bit of mogi?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Great?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I am. I am Friday, Yeah, yeah, And I was
braying you yesterday. I was really good. I had a
mate's birthday pad to go to. I said, I'm not going.
I just want to have another day with no talking.
Don't want to editate the throat and then wake up
today and.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Again, is it an in fiction or something like oil?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You know what it is? I think it was me
eating the pass out of your armpit. Yeah you do that?
He sucked it out. Yeah, you've got to suck at hard.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, but I've been on it. I've finished my random
a round of antibiotics this morning. It's sinusidis, sure of it.
So I've got to go back to a specialist. But
is there any point going back to a specialist? So
I went back. I saw in November, if you remember keys,
I saw in November and I said, no, it's all sweet. Well,
I'll get into sick eight times a year. It's not sweet. Yeah,
(12:22):
something going on, But I think I actually need to
go when it's fleered up. Yes, because by the time
I go to the doctor, get the appointment, get the antibiotics,
get an appointment with a specialist, it's gone. And then
they're like you're sweet. It's like, well sure, I'm sweet now, yes,
So you're another two hundred days of the year that
I'm worried about.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
What do you why do you book an appointment now
next year? And then when is the appointment.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I've booked out there coming back to me? So what
I have to do is wait. But it's one of
those things where I can't say, oh, can we wait
until I'm sick.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Here's what you do? So when's the appointment that SATs
next Thursday? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Just make it punch some darts, yeah, true, bring it up. Actually,
you know what I should do. I should sit it
for the Tuesday after we get back from magic. It'll
be flit up. I'll tell you responsibly.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Hey, listen to the Picture Show four to seven weekdays
radio heard up here. Good listening.
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