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May 26, 2026 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You get to go. Jason.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, man, Jason for all your mad bastards loving the
Big Show podcast, get up even closer.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
On Instagram, YouTube, and ticked off for for dogging four
to seven net ring weekday on radio. Yeah. Hello, how
we going pretty good? Pretty goot? Tell you what? Woke
up feeling much better today? Tell you that, tell you
that for another man, this for free, that's great. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I woke up this morning with a scraping sound that
went on and on and on. I was like, what
the fuck is that sound? And my wife was the same,
but neither of us could be fun getting out of
bed to see.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
And what was it was?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
It was searching the bottom of the barrel for gigs. Yeah, yeah,
Jason's nuts dragging on the ground, dragging those nuts, scraping.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
You guys finished, Oh, I was just getting started. You
know what.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
It was fellas And this has never happened before outside
the apartment at six o'clock in the morning, which is
quite like a group of six fellas, six fellas literally
raking up the leaves, raking it. They've never done that.
They blow it. Do you ever raked it? And I
was like a god, damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Lucky you've got no work until you know, sort of
three in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Mate, I have had I have had my hands full
all day, hands my massive car.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah that's the fellas.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
What I did do is I went to your hair
dress to today. What are you reckon?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
You? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
For those listening, Jason's put himself a little like side
part thing.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's pretty cute. He likes cause playing Adolf Hitler does it?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Really? You know?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
The funny thing was that the other night when we
were at Jason's apartment before we went out to the
comedy show, he did his hilarious Adolf Hitler hare and
his daughter looked at him and was just like, no,
you don't do that.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's the thing he likes to joke about.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I was actually was like, really, I was just watching pigs.
He could not have taken a photo of that, because
if you did, I don't want it published because just
over it.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well you bring it. You're doing it at work, mate.
Open my sleather is open.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
My hat was giving me a headache right because it
was a bit tight, so I took my head off
and that's how my hair happened to me.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
And what about the hand just yeah, come on. But
seriously though, joseph've been busy today.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, real busy.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh yeah, what about you?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh were you filming today?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Keasy film game and two halfs tell you what fucked
after that?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
You know when you like mentally dump your purse out
of everything, just dump it out, jump it everywhere. But
I worked out it was because Guy Williams was on
it with me, who's fucking high energy, and Brodie Kane
as well also it was a super high energy and
I was just like, holy fuck. Yeah, I was rinsed. Yeah,
still good to go those fellows.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Because you were saying off air about those fellows, yeah,
I was, well, I won't say it. What you were
saying off here stays off here, Caez.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
He okay, as a new policy start, what about.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
You, Magie? So new we a little bit of you
know what, I'm finally I feel almost outside of my
running honker, but I almost feel as good as I
felt prior to again away from Magic Ground. I'm done
with it.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Ah yeah, man, classic post magic round thing to.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Say, well, a couple of weeks on though, and so
I never at any point over that drinking period, except
for maybe the first four or five drunks that I
had on the Saturday because we were to be pretty
early on the Friday, eleven thirty eleven eleven. That's pretty good.
But when out for lunch just had some drinks, it's
like this is that that's the best time this couple

(04:10):
of hours ru and then the rest of it you're
sort of pretty fun. I mean, I had a good time,
but fuck it, Noxio. Just and as good as I
felt every single day not drinking and not smoking, I
don't think you can trade it in the whole Lucky
Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarky the

(04:31):
WKY Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Over the week obviously, while I was at Magic Ground,
I have the occasional darry if everyone was having one. Yeah,
and then we're at a friend's house for dinner on
Saturday night, and then she was she was like, I'm
actually gonna go out for a drry. I was hoping
you don't mind. I haven't had a durry in like
a month, but I've just had a massive craving for
a durry and I really just want to go and
have a durry right now. And then I was like, yes,
doesn'tone want to join? It's like Na, Na, and then
my wife goes, Chris will probably join your here. Darry

(04:55):
is a magic ground.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
She fuming about there. Secretly she wasn't least she a
few yeah out in front of.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
The boys, and then she was like, why just go
and have a day with it. I was okay, apparently
I have durries. Yeah, so it was my first ever,
just like random, Duarry?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Were you?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Wasn't that great? You?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Now case he is a heavy smoker.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, you're a shocking I'm a heavy What are you?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm a I'm a non smoker, right, yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
True?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
So am I the heaviest smoker of the big show?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Well you've been the most recent smoker? When was it Saturday?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
On our pugs would have had about a billion since then?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Saturday? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Chin, he is a shocking bass.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I might have been on a Saturday as well. Yeah.
Then anyway, but I just feeling much better things feelers.
It was pretty rough, was it.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
He didn't seem off me.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
He seemed good, dead he did it seemed really after me.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
He seemed great. You after me yesterday?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
What I did?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
And what scene?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I don't know, just for the fun of it.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh that Yeah, it's really grim oll. That's good then,
but they were high energy, keezy, they were high energy,
and you tried to match them.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Well.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Now I actually held my own quite well. Jason held
my own quite well.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I'll see when we don't watch it.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, we'll see you in the final letter.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Eh, that's all good.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Joe Damon? Is he Are you associated with him?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
No? No, not associated, but I know him.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, really nice guy. I've never made him before. Fucking
lovely guy. He is lovely guy, Joe Damon. Never heard
of them, fucking the man.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
You're the chat, but you've never heard of the people
that work in that office out there?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Do people work out there?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Kate? Who's that Dilly Dilly hugs? Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I know the name Pugs?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
What does he do again?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I don't know this sort of float? Is he the
guy that's like in a who of a mood? Every
time you come in? I say later him, but he's
like whatever due, and so I've just given up. He's
one of the shiny boat shoes.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
That's the one. Yeah, what did you just call him before?
Every time he comes in here is shimming them up,
giving them a she he does, yes, and then give
them a little spit spit shan there, did you guys
ever shine your shoes?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
The thing you had to do for school?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
What you had to do Jason, you'll remember this. Of
course you had to get your little brush out, yes,
with your nugget and you get your you get well.
First of all, you get a class and you wipe
wipe off all the xs, do ita, et cetera. Then
you get your kiwi ki boot polish made in Australia
and has never been a New Zealand brand. It's an
Australian brand. Brutal, unacceptable and what about brand over in Australia,

(07:48):
It's bullshit. So then you get your nugget, you scrub
it on there, scrub it on there, and then you
get another class and that's what gives it the shine.
So it's a real multi step process. And then they
brought out the instant shine, didn't they Yes, where you could.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Just painted on at yours because like at my boarding school,
we had a boot room. Yes, you your boots and shoes.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Headroom in his booty for a d.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Fellas pugs Pugs flag That last one.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
We're going to have to do a disclaimer for this one.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I'm going to carry on you the boot room.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Well, no, what we're tell you what we used to
do in the boot room. It's where we used to
have darries got off and have a dry in the
boot room. The only problem with the boot room when
you had a drry was because it yeah, it was
quite a small room and it was like it.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Was very hard to say that you haven't been smoking
of that when between if a teacher walks in, you're fucked.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Smell of toe jam and dourries.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
No, not just darries, but then it was behind the
cricket nets. And then it was up on the mountain
that we up doing the darries.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Dry mountain. So nothing ever happened in the boot room.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh, I'm sure that you're smoking daries post coital.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Ja come on, man, fuck sake.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
And real stupid. And Jae's just being really annoyed that
good stuff.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I love it? Man about me?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Are you doing sushi today?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I feel like you know what?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
No, are you sure we've got we brought so.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Much food bag, I told you right from that week
in the way, so I've got to work my way through.
And I've got a roast chicken in my bag, not
a whole one but old chick a whole chicken, it's
not it's still alive. That's not even roasted. I lied
about that part. It's a chicken chicken in my bag
it to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I brought home a chicken.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
It's been in your sexel all day.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Fucking hell, even for two people are whole chickens A
lot of food?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, I agree, you could. Still it wasn't an insane
amount of food. Yeah, insane, especially when you're not telling
people that you're providing breakfast and lunch, so you take
breakfast and lunch. Yes, yeah. Anyway outside of that ship, yeah,
don't go.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Did you have when you went clamorous camping keysy?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Did you? Did you have heaps of food or were
you too busy?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
You know both?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh yeah yeah doing jigsaws heaps of food was great,
but they didn't give us.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
A chicken or anything.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
No.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
It was at the same place.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Keasey was here.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, I wrote Keesy was here on the roof into
the thing I was going to say in Jez, Yeah,
Jason reallys disclaimer disclaiming there?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
All right, okay, what do you have to ruin everything? Jace?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
You shore the boot room comments from you, Hey, listen
to the Big Show four or seven weekdays radio. Hurdaki
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