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June 9, 2026 11 mins

On today's poddy, there's a bit on in the big smoke.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're a sushi boy.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Okay, where are we?

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let's do it really?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Yeah, for all you've made bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
for for doggets for to sit every weekday on Radio Hurd,
I'll get a.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Fellows Hello, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Mogi's disgusted because he was just sucking on his glass
of water and he's sutting down a massive hair.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Big blonde here.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
It's nothing worse, is there.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't find it that bad.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
I've had a few occasions recently actually, where I've had
meals with hairs in them.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Like you've gone out and bought them, gone out and.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Bought and you're especially when it's a long here and
you go on and you just you keep pulling on
it and it keeps coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, I think it's better to pull it out there
than felling on your tongue after taking a bite.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
You know, it's like getting pubes in your mouth, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Is it? Well? You sort of anticipate that though.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, do you you do? I know you do.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, you sort of see that one coming, you know.
But when you're having a drink of water, you don't
expect it. No, what's been having today?

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Z I've had a very good day today. It's been
very nice, very very enjoyable.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Bit.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, you know, just out and about, did a bit
of business, did a bit of this.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Business.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Business reignited an old argument.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's so good you have to say that for the show.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
I absolutely wait, but not really but really and just
wandering around a little bit as well. So it was
a good day. Feelers just had to barn me. She
had to barn me with my wife.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, so it's sort of making things, making amend. Were
you well.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Nah, it was just are you hungry? Silence?

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Because I'm going to get a bar me? Do you
want some?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Do you want me to buy your own one? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Did you share one?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah? We did. That's cute.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
That's all we need, man, I don't need a massive
hole barn me.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
You know what I mean? How about you, guys? How
are your day?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
She's a cold bath, She's a cold bast I went
to ride my mom stepped through the electric bike today
just to see how she runs. But I got on
it and of course flat tire. Good time put in there.
So skip talk.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Me through the electric bike because I imagine there's all
sorts of variations obviously, but is it you charge it
or was it charged by you peddling?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Occasionally you charge it's a bitter which you can take
off the bike, right and you take that inside the house.
How good, it's pretty good. And you just charge it
like that.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
So yeah, and then and like when you're riding, so
you'll be tootling along and then you go to gig
into into.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Dig Is there like a button or something?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
There is a button actually right on this one year
yields and then if you're there is a thing where
if you're going down Hell, it recharges the battery. But
the same things with the car, yes, which is weird
when you go to Hell? How good? Yeah, it could
have thing I should look up exactly why.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, I mean it's I find it quite an appealing idea.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
And and but the pedals don't go though.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well, yeah, they got a billion miles an hour.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
And you and you have display your legs.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Out made of mine hair one right.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Around here, Yes, that Johnny, Johnny bruff you it's true.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well you could pedal or you could not. I'm to
see if that's the case. But I think it must
be with mums one because it wasn't a cheap bastard. Yeah,
so you can just sort of, you know, flick a
little thumb sweach, I guess, and off she goes. But
I'll find out. But it goes about twenty five thirty k. Now,
I'm one of those that's.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Pretty good just for zipping around the city.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Zipping man. Yeah, the whole Racky Big Show week days
from four on Radio Hiarchy. Remember the Wracky Big Show podcast.
But it's the way forward, certainly above your combustion engine. Yes, yes,
I filled up what I do? I put some guests
in the car the other day, the ted you see,
because I've got the teeter. Yes, I don't know if

(04:38):
you guys have noticed. Guess. Oh man, she's up there. Brother.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, well, as.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
It doesn't matter for us so much been in the city.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Well I haven't put picture on my car for I
can't even remember the last time.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
It was the first time this year for me. Yeah,
and I put fifty dollars in there.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
It's crazy, isn't it. You See what I could do
is I.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Could get an electric bike and just peddle around the
flat parts and then.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Zoom up the hills zoom, you know, just.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
One of those Yeah, those handlebars.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
We'll talk about that on the show What I Could,
What My Options out.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Of the banana seat.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Saw a couple of drug deals again today on the
old scooters on a Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
You're on a Tuesday. Probably weed. Probably weed seems like
a Tuesday myth because me and seen the day of
the week. Yeah, depending on where you are and your addictions.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
And whether or not you've just had myth.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
And yeah, just just in the square there, you know,
people zoom down on the little thing and there's someone standing.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
There the wire, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
It's crazy?

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yeah, it's and once, as I said, once you've seen it,
you can't stop seeing it.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Has anybody ever caught you looking?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Really?

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Having a geese?

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Well, I actually got to the point where I was
watching so many drug deals from my apartment that I
actually got paranoid about it, and I thought, my god,
what if people see me watching them and then try
and murder me in my sleep?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Well, Jays, this is what we've got going on here
is a real window situation. Yes, you know about that
one pig.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I've heard the name.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't know What Real Window is a movie by Hitchcock,
Alfred Hitchcock. Yes, and it has old made in it.
What's his name there? Carry Grant, Cary Grant. He breaks
his legs. He's confined to his apartment and so he
looks out his window and he sees crimes taking place
where he thinks he's seen a murder taking place. O ye,

(06:41):
And then here's the person seen him see them? But
then the paranoia comes in. Jay's just what you're describing there.
It was remade as a Shilah Bith movie that early
or maybe late nineties, early two thousands. Is great film,
great film. What's it called, Nate? I can't remember. He's
got a smoke showing it. It's not disturbinga is it disturbia?

(07:03):
Is that a remake of Rear Window? That is? I
am not And I think it's got. I think the
window has got. Kim Novak and it as well. She
was certainly in Vertigo a smoke show of her own day.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Yes, there's also another very similar film, and is it Naomi?
What the woman in the apartment and she's like an alcoholic.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Oh yeah, and she.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
She also watches a crime to place and then gets
already got issues with alcohol.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
And it goes over there, but the wife is still there,
but it's a different woman.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yes, very similar to a girl on the train.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Now we've got a movie apartment building. See what we're
doing here. We've got one idea and we're recycling.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yeah, well, it's a great concept. It is in terms
of a movie idea of inadvertently witnessing a murder or
something and a drug deal or a drug deal.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Was somebody jacking it? As Jay, you saw that as well,
didn't you a guy jacking it?

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yes, jacking it.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
There's another woman that did you wait to leave?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
No real of fact.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
There was another woman.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
I can't tell you what she said on our little
street path, on our little path there, but she was
dropping some she.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
She was.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Exchanging a few slurs with you.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
No, not exchanging slurs with me at all, just in
to the general public, explaining very loudly how she was
feeling with your horny.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yes, you're good.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
But I won't go into specifics about what she said.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
I'll tell you if.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
But you could just say it and I can bleep it.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
And then and then.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
It today another and with my wife and I are
sitting there, she said, do you want me to say it?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I don't bleep it, promise I prom Okay, my is so.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, I'm not so deep.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yes, my so keep saying that because now I have
to think I get more timestamps.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh is that I just got to finish off with this.
I'll finish myself off.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
And then my wife and I had about eleven this morning,
was sitting in the lounge and who of a fight
and we were like, wander to the window. Dude runs
across the road and there's a guy standing at the
bus stop just abusing the ship out of him.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
This guy runs across do doo do dooche do do?
He just walks back to the apartment. It's like, just
gave him the beats.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
So that guy was running his mouth, running his mouth.
But then this guy got up again and was abusing him.
As he was walking off. I was like, okay, just
another day in the in the CBD.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
You love that.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I got a coach by a homeless gentleman who seeing,
have you got any money? I said no? He said,
can you get something from me? From the deary. I
was like, yeah, okay, what do you want? It's like
get some money out and fucking and I know the dude.
And then I was like, can I get some money
for here? He goes nah. I was like, oh well mate.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Sorry, yeah, yes, there.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
You go trying. He's trying to give me some money.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Man. Yeah, my daughter year later, I'll be back later.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
He wasn't there. He left.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
My daughter had the same thing with a woman, a
homeless woman, wanting saying that she couldn't afford her cancer
treatment stuff from the chemist. And my daughter was like, okay, well,
let's go into the chemist. This is not my youngest daughter,
it's one of my older daughters into the chemist. And
she said, oh no, no, can we just.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Just give me give me the cash? And my daughter
was like, okay, I'm big head here.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
But she was like, okay, let's go and get some cash.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I'm going to go get some

Speaker 1 (11:00):
And wake doesn't ready had our gate
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