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April 16, 2026 10 mins

On today's poddy, they always come crawling back.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
Raw doggets for to seven every weekday on radio Backbone.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Get a feels Hi, man, how are you going? You're good?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Real good man, real good.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, goodday.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I'm happy it's Thursday. I thought it was Wednesday this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
So did I.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I thought it was Wednesday all day. I was shocked
by a Thursday.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
My wife was like, Nan, no, it's bloody Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You've gained a day. The kids, you look at that day,
older day.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
We're doing that the last couple of weeks. This week,
it's not the case. And I fucking hate a Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Thursday is my hump day because it's nearly Friday. But
it's not Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's just been a because everyone else likes a Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
And I was actually surprised because I was. My wife
walked with.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Me to work today because she was going to the supermarket,
and I said, I hate Thursdays and she said, oh,
that's your hump day, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
You know that?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
And he says say it on the radio, So that
means it's not true, because you've never mentioned it to
her at home.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, I haven't because we don't.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
You know, you've never been scraping the barrel of that
for content.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Probably I often scrape.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Weird thing happened to me today is I was walking
in there was a home. Well, I'm making an assumption
here that he was homeless and unhoused gentleman, an unhoused
gentleman looking a bit worse for where sitting, you know,
by mirror by a I'm looking good man, Okay, jersey

(01:40):
on again, I am looking good, I'm tight, I am tight.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
What's the story? Was a bit tighter? Um, let's keep
on track.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
But he was sitting up against this, you know place.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'm sitting on the ground, sitting on the ground, just
on the pavement, and he sort of waved at me,
and I sort of waved. I had my headphones on,
and he said something to me and were smiling beaming
smile there. And so I stopped and I said, T
was that, mate? And again, how's Lee going?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Man?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Really yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
And I was like Lee and Lee hard, how's he going?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
You just think that they've got no knowledge of what
goes on in the world, don't you?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
And I went on, good, I think man, nummy's doing OK,
And he went up, great, great to hear that. And
they mentioned something else about Lee and and and some
association that we had. But it was like very odd.
I didn't expect that conversation.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
No he didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
He could tell.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Looking at you as I walked off, he said, looking
tight man, looking.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
There where you got your catch throws from?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah? That's great man.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Hey Fellows, I just want to plug The Keys is
on TV and Z. Yeah, we've got podcasts on TV
and Z. This is my little bit of work that
took eighteen months I did. Actually.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, there's a lot of chat behind the scenes, a
lot of organizing and a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Of organized Casey's podcast, Extremely Casual Gamers is on TV
Indeed Plus, so it's TV show. Jason.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm just going to come in and rate every episode
every day on here on What's on Tell?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Such a new episodes down on Friday five. Other podcast
between two Beers, How long Party Signs? Do you love
that one? Jason?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
How long do you think before it gets canned?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Never?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Or you get replaced?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
On my podcast?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, it's funny actually because one of my co hosts, Guy,
I swear he's super worried we're going to replace him
and you're literally one of my best friends.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
The the reason I'm doing this is to hang out
with my mates. Yeah, and he's like worried that, like
because Pugs might come in and fill in, and Pugs
is really good, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's like, is that why we do this podcast?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
This podcast?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's such great mates before the show.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
It's a good warm up, Like this is great because
I used to love listening to Matt and Jerry just
shooting the ship.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
But also it actually gets your brain into chat mode,
which I quite like it does.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
It's good. It's good to wal He's got forty five
episodes you'll be doing Jason, Wow episodes.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
That's great every week. Well, as you know, I love
that podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I actually think, Jase, if you listened to it?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
What do you mean if I listened to it? Man?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
What's the name of the other host on the show?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Guy?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, the female?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
And I'm terrible with names.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Why are you closing your eyes.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
A grin on your face.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Because I'm just trying to remember her name. Sorry, it's
just escape me. Yeah, come to me during the show,
will it? Yeah? Come on, man, No, but that's great man,
good stuff.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
The whole Arky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hururarchy remember the Warchy Big Show podcast?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Do you actually do you want to know something?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Really?

Speaker 5 (04:44):
I almost had to text you today and cancel golf.
Oh but I didn't. You can if you aren't No, no, no,
because I have to see. This is an interesting thing
about my wife because I'm playing just for the listeners.
I'm playing a tournament, a golf tournament with her father
in three weeks time. So I'm going to be away
one Friday actually, and she's so worried that I haven't
played any golf that she's like, you need to go

(05:05):
and play golf, and so tomorrow there's actually something we
need to do desperately on our house. And I was like, oh,
I suppose I could do it tomorrow and just cancel golf.
And She's like, oh no, no, no, don't do that. And
I was like, okay, I wait then, yeah, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Good?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
It is great.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I mean, if you want to cancel you can. Don't
feel pressure, man, What.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Do you mean all you've done is pressure me the
last two months?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I have not so super sensitive.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
But anyway, my well, my wife doesn't work on a Friday,
so we could just hang out, make love and stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
If it's you know, if it's really bagging you, well.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's up to you. Why don't you bring it.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
To golf?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
What are you bringing a golf Actually we were going
to do that. She was going to come for a
walk with me one day, just said. She said to me,
you would it be all right if I just walk
with you? And I went, yeah, I guess it would be.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
She could come with us.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, I mean, I don't want her to see you
ifing and Jeff all over the place. But yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
No.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
My thing is I have to be way more relaxed
going to this tournament. Otherwise I just fucking ship the bed.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
In a tournament that one.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, yah, I can't wait. It's gonna be so exciting.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's good stuff, fellas.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Yeah, you are looking sharp man, Thanks man, appreciate you've
been making an effort lately.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, just today, come on new yesterday as well? Oh
you t shirt?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Have you got a completely new wardrobe?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
You've seen all of this before.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah? Is that a new shirt?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Though? No, it's the same one you see and the
sense that it's not, you know, as old as that
one that you're wearing.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
This is just my old way around.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
It's almost on your uniform though, because you wear it
every day. It's like you're back at school.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I tell you what.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
I'll tell you why I do because it's very comfortable
and it's very warm.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh yeah, it looks comfortable and it's it's like a
boyfriend jumper, and.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
It keeps my buzzy's tight, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's like a training bra.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
It gives me like my support man cleavage.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
And that's what you want.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, I can't see cleavage.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah, that's because I've got the zip up. If I
my buzzies would pour out load, they would absolutely pour out.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
It's funny.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I was going over the the email this morning from
Women's Day head my shot this weekend, and they're like,
you know, there's certain things certain colors don't photograph.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well, everything I own.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
It's like, don't wear black, and I'm like, cool, I
don't have anything that's not black.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
My pants, blue jacket, and then but all my pants
are black.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Ah, I don't have any like I don't have Pastel
Chino's or anything. So now my wife and I Tomorrow
night after the show, we go go.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
And you'll be the guy wearing new pants, new pants,
and you've told us now, and so it's gonna be like, oh,
look at keys on the.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Pants and you're to be wearing loafers with no socks. No,
it's I can't wait for this article to come out.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's going to be absolute dozy.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
It's so tough too, because they've obviously had look at
my Instagram or whatever and they've gone, oh, you're a
bit of a gamer, so maybe some shots of you
and your wife like playing PlayStation on the couch. And
my wife read that and was like absolutely.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Well, it's a huge opportunity for you to plug the
fact that you're on TV and in plus, you'll be
loving it.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Except for I'm on there to promote the fact that
I'm on a TV three show.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Oh yeah, that's no good. No is that on three? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Oh well free to I'm on everything now, man, that's
true everywhere.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Just I tell you what, My bank account's looking bloody
good as a result of that.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Remember, I'm you're not my agent anymore.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, but I still I don't know if you read
your contract casy. I still get a cut of whatever
you get.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
When did you do that? Improv? We?

Speaker 4 (08:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
You were here?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Was it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Is it all over?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Make it me getting rid of Keysy?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
You got rid of key I got rid of him?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Fuck it?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I can't actually remember, but.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
There's a standdown period of eighteen months, and so anything
you earn in that time all.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I see you were here?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, he was here?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Wasn't? So which was it? You got rid of him
while he got rid of you.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
What happened is I came in and I could be wrong.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
I came in. I think it's time for me to
change agent. And then he was thinking of second medway? Ye,
so that way he still was Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do
you want to be my agent again now that I'm
in this content?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, Well no I.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Don't need to be because, as I say, you've got
an eighteen month standdown period, so I still get whatever
I was going to get, even though I'm not your
agent anymore.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Right, So you don't want to do that as content?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Well I could do.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
No, Well, I don't need to. That sounds like a
real thing. Is that a real thing? Agent would put him?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Like a six month There is a three month stand down.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I think some agents do. We don't keep right, So
if you want to go, because it's quite weird that
some do. Yeah, and so you have to stay. So
if you want to break up with your misses and
she goes, yeah, we're good, but you have to stay
living with me for three months. So if you don't
want to be with the person, yeah, just fucking leave
them alone.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, because I know our friend of mine actually had
a lot of trouble trying to leave an agent and.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
They fucking freaked out and were like, well, you're never going.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
To get work in the industry and all this sort
of shit, and then they left anyway, and then it
was fine, and then they actually came back with it. Hay,
is it all good if we still find the odd
social thing for you or whatever? You're right, Yeah, that
was funny, pretty.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Crazy, it is.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Hey, listen to the Big show your Agents Weekdays Radio.
Haducky Yeah eighteen months. Oh yeah, good on your mate,
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