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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Off for raw Dog for to seven every weekday on Radio.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Grrave Fowlers, Hello morning.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hello, I've noticed smoking the time if you're curious. Five
forty six am. Oh keezy, he's taken to bring in
little brecky packages. Yesterday he had the cheer bart bun,
of course, with chicken and a bit of crack pepper

(00:45):
and salt. And I say the famous, the famous.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, I have had a chicken bun.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
And today he's got a really nicely prepared little bowl
of it looks like un it's not granola, it's something thing,
but it's got a little bit of fruit, a little
bit of sort of eggy what what is it?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
You could just ask me what it is. You describe
it perfectly. It's my wife. Last night I knew it
was your wife. She was, of course it was her.
She was like, I might make some overnight oats or something,
and I was like, oh, could I have one as well?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
And she's like, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
And then because she was making me one, she like
went all out and made a cheer pudding. Cheer pudding
with like coconut milk, and then stewed some strawberries and
then she was in the kitchen for half an hour.
I was like, okay, well, this seems like I've asked
you to do a massive job.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Now she just wants to do a good job for you.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, she does.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
It was very cute and I'll obviously taste it first
and then I'll be.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Making a judgment a pie.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I left my wife this morning and she was wild.
Look it's time, you know, you know, yeah, first time
to move on, fellas, I spent a lot of them,
been together for a long time. No, but she was
wide awake.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, No, I was very quiet and.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
An actual fact, she said to me yesterday I didn't
hear you at all yesterday morning.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Jeez.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's good ship and that's and I went, well, that's good, darling, that's.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Good having that chat when I get home. Because I
woke up at quarter plasts three. First we bent to sleep.
Woke up, fellas, looked at my time five o'clock. Wow
it for five point fifteen, got up out the room,
Happy days, Happy days. Had to change my alarm though,
well I didn't have to, but I did. Yeah, even
though it hasn't gone on, so I'm not sure what
it's like. But god, they got some.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Funny baths arm chat today on the show.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
We probably some funny ones on there. It's a real
aggressive burstard.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I set my alarm for four because I don't like
to be rushed, but woke up a minute ago. Yeah,
it kind of does. And I say in the pugs
actually as I woke up at three today because there
were some backbones on the path right out Win just
having a bit of a sing along some Mardi songs.

(03:05):
Poier was one of them.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
POI yeah, yeah, yeah, oh o a the traveler, Yay.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
The trouble.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I've got a well you know, I'm maketually old Tom
Scott there, what's that?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Years?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
They had lived in a place for a long time
on Queen Street, is it? It might be a city life.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Actually, I know the exact place you're talking of.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
You it's very it's very high in the air.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
It's the pent house it was, and it was rental
Caezy again but twenty or thirty.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Story is that? Yeah, it was bloody high and it
doesn't help with the.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Noise at all. Wow, really fucking bangs around and games.
I couldn't sleep there either.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's almost like sort of noise rises like heat. Yeah,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Can I say, Joe's that it reverberate?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yes, I have to say. In the joint that we're in,
it's pretty good. It's not that often that I get
woken up by people.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
But yeah, because well you've had fucking poy Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, that was this morning. Yeah, the cow bell. I
was already awake fortunately, and they were just walking down
the street with it resent mentality. I've named my street.
There's so many fights and bufo on that street.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
And you and you definitely love it.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, I swear to God I do. My wife, I'm
the man like you. Example, like last night we had
our dinner homemade pizzas, which were delicious, by the way,
And anyway, it was about eight o'clock and I said
to my wife, fancy a little walk, my love, And
she went, yeah, let's do it right well, right out

(04:45):
into the city into the square.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
She grabbed a cow bell and went and.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
There's a big sort of thing for Matadiki at the
moment down in the square and it's just a big
video kind of set up, very impressive.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
I liked it.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Is it like a big TV wall thing?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
It's like about six different screens? Oh wow, what sort
of interact with each other? Very cool and it's cool.
And so we watched it and then I said fellows.
And then I said to my wife, would your fancy
a bit of frozen yogurt?

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Darling?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Yeah, you're talking on the calories.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Now you're talking, we're walking it off. So we did
that and then wandered home eating our frozen yoga.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
I love it, kesy right The Whocky Big Show week
days from four on Radio Hurarchy with the Wracky Big
Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
In fact, my wife and I were talking the other
day we said, if we could buy it, would we I.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Think you'd wait till the repairs have been done.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
I think you wouldn't, because you have you run the
risk of falling in love with the first thing you
came across.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
You're going to have a look at other apartments.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yes, I haven't really exhausted, you know, yeah, totally exhausted.
But speaking of which I got it wrong. You saiday,
we've got two We've got two trade's coming over today,
which is a bit of a ball like because the
trade is coming today as well. It's just ann my
wife actually because you asked did I know a plumber?
And actually, in the back of my mind, I when

(06:18):
actually I do know a plumber and my wife got
in contact with you. Is that the plumber you're using.
He's a good bastard. He is good bastard. Oh wow,
shocking plumber totally having traded way pipes.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
From his fucking as Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
But what point was I about to make?

Speaker 5 (06:40):
The ah?

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Really?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Is that really fucking annoying thing where they go between
ten and four?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
You go on, well, but I like to go out
and do you want to go look at the TV?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I like to go down and walk around and get there.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
What I say in those instances jiz myst's give me
a thirty that's fine, but I need a thirty minute
warning and or text thirty minutes before.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
So good idea that my assurance. We've discussed it several
times on the show. Is what am I going to
do while the traders are at my house working on
my bathroom?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
You can put on a skimpy little lake print and
stuff and make them some che pudding. Yeah, my wife
wasn't wearing a skimpy aprin right, Yeah, but you were
thinking of that wish.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
He was, Yeah, how to please a man? I was drinking,
now you know, how to please me?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
And I was drinking a beer on the couch and
playing play station. It was actually stoked with the.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Little button massroom rolling to the shot.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Start stop shut? What what is that? Why is that.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
You got?

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
I had no idea. I was fully closed.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Because you're remembering what happened, as opposed.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
To because I'm just sitting there clo having a beer mushroom.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
When he came in today, Mogi and Casey had his
pantsundown and he had his fist down his leg.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
The first I'm just I'm just describing what happened.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Something keeps pricking my leg and I don't know what
it is.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
And then Jay said that your is that your little
button mushroom? It's his mine, it's on his mind. Yeah,
my downstairs. Fuck you wake up quick coming in and
doing this.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
But I find myself falling back to sleep very quickly.
In my head.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's a shame, you know what I mean? What do
you mean? Well?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I mean I I have bursts, yeah, and then my
head goes FU. This ship.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
I woke up this morning and thought, fuck that ship,
I'm done with breakfast. And then as soon as I
was out of bed, yeah, I'm like because it was
so cold, and I was and I woke up from
like dear to sleep right oh no, and I was
like fuck this. And then as soon as I was
out of bed and like in the bathroom and the showers,
and I was like, oh, this is all g this

(09:23):
is great.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
And I was thinking I might just continue to wake
up at this time. So was I actually, because and
get up and either go to the gym or get
stuff done because I love it. But the problem is,
of course you got the shirt at the end of
the day, and then.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
When do you guys start to feel it during the day.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, well I hadn't felt it at all, but yesterday
I did. Yes, And I had to have a nap.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
No for me halfair that's about seven, and I'm like,
oh boy, oh boy. In the morning no no, no,
and the eve that's all good. Yeah, that's fine. So
I got a ned it nine.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Now as soon as I'm at home from being here,
I'm tired, yes, And then I have something to eat
and it goes away.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, but you've already had your cheer bart though.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Chea bara che pudding cheer, oh cheer.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
But I'm having lunch at like eleven am and I'm starving.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
By the Japanese curry yesterday for breakfast for breakfast, and
it was on Monday.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, because I finished here podcast and I had an
hour to kill.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
But what bacon is because people have wines after breakfast?
Who is that free to breakfast radio? Somebody said that,
you know, because well for them, Henry or.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
It sounds like, yeah, yeah, there are some pretty there.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Are people that start drinking before they do radio. They
drink radio doing radio and.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Have done for decades. Yeah, that's right, you'd be amazed.
It's j.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Ol baton mushroom portals.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Now, what is it?

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Total? Seven weekdays? Ready a haardaki? Obviously not this week
because Robertfast
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