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May 1, 2026 10 mins

On today's poddy, here come the mood swings.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go, Jason, Okay, you're ready, look at him?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Do you actually want me to start or do you
need five minutes?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
No, just do it me all you bastards.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
On radio get a fuel.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hello, how are you going?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
How fucking how fucking good is this weather at the moment? Seriously,
it is just amazing, so much so in fact, my
wife and I went, we've got to go to the
family batch this weekend and we're.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Like, listen to the LST.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
I wish it was my batch because you know, knowing us, well,
we won't do that.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
And then when we finally do go, the weather.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It was a beautiful weekend this weekend. It's the right time.
I was just talking to my wife earlier on We're
going to go for a couple of morning walks.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
This morning was bloody beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
It was making the restezy cool to the crisp Keezy
they call him.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I went for a walk this morning as well, fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Delightful, delightful, not as good out your way because.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
We went from coffee, I was in the water.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
And then.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
But anyway, someone's booked it.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, did you try leaving it to the day?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yes, because it was it was just a spur of
the moment. I woke up this morning with the.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Morning wood.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
That reminds me and God, I went.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I said to my wife, I said, how do you
feel about going to the batch this weekend just for
a night?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
And yeah, that's a possibility plundering.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
And so we sort of vacillated on it for a
while and now and now we've found out someone else
is going.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
So why are you booking for next weekend?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Fuck it?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, there's something on next weekend. I can't remember what
for me, I mean, not for you.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, it might be my wife's speed puzzle puzzling?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Is that what it's called? Speed puzzling?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
How are you going, Jason?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Good things?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Save this?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yes, you're going to have more than one conversation. I
think you can have a deeper conversation about it here. Sure,
because what I think is happening is it a new top?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
It is.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
He's doing his new stretch? Is to you up as
much as possible.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
No, it's just Moggie's good stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
But that way, Yeah, I'm good man.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
It hasn't been though, because obviously everyone out there today
is the first day of Woodie Janis's big bet. What
is a fucking big bet? It's your big bet? Yeah,
of not vape and stuff. How has it been so far?

Speaker 5 (03:02):
It's been fine. Actually, have you spoken to your wife
about it? Yes, she's on board.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, she's on board.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Does she think you should go beyond may?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
She know. All she said was she put her hand
on my chest and went, that'll be really good for
your little lungs.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Great, that's what it's all all about.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
That's all she said, my little lungs, and I went,
thanks darling.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
On the head.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Nearly, nearly that's been. Of course, there's moments, but it's
just habit, that's all. It's just habit, you know.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
You know want me and Jason Pugs to have to
hand over one hundred dollars each.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Pugs isn't cool with that? By the way, I'm very weird. Easy.
If I get involved in this and I start running
my yet, I will only result resolve and resilience. Yes,
so I know, not to get Jace.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
What can I do to do the same?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Just batting it?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, to affirm your resolves.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
If you start getting them behind him, he is going
to be I'm just going.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
To be that.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
When you say getting in behind you mean like saying stuff,
you can do this, Jayson, I believe.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I believe. I do believe.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, man, Well seriously, Jason, I'm so fucking confident.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'm twitching now the whole.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Racky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy
The Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm just like this, Jase is different this time.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
This is good, This is good for me.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Honestly, you're dominating this man, dominate it.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I feel like a completely new man.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
You look like you know you're right on the brink
because I look by the man on.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
The edge condition having moved into the city and now
this is just going to get better.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I'm just going to be more of a stallion.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
You will be.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
But I guess the only question I've got, and like,
I really want you to be successful in this, I can.
I consider this one hundred dollars an investment in your
health and future. But my question for you, James would be,
if you give up the vate, what have you got
left for you?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Plundering yourself?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, sure, you've just got to fight.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
There's nothing. I know that you've got to find something,
but there isn't anything. So what have you got?

Speaker 4 (05:32):
It's about I have to redefine what I where I
get joy from.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
You need to have an idea about that before you start.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Well, I've already found it a vacuum. I found it
wondering yourself.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
And plundering myself, extracting my seed continuously.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
And throwing a handful of it out the window of
your partner.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Like every time I have the urge, every time I
have the urge?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Now right, Ah, how often do you have the urge?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Though?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Fifteen twenty times a day.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
When I put your plundering, I pitch your pirates a
boarding a ship and just taking all of the good.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Under And yeah, that's right, it's taking all the goodies.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
But I'm swinging over on his rope onto the ship.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
It is a challenge, there's no question about it.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
But can I just say at any point if you
start waver, I know, but where's the support?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Don't don't work on people like Jason. I you've got
to be mean to him and mean to me.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I can't be mean to jas because he's the man
to listen to you.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Piece of ship, just just for fuck sake, have a cigarette.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
No, But at any point you're wavering. You know, me
and Pugs are a phone call away.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
I know. I don't know if you've noticed this about
Pugs lately, he's changed. Man.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
You got to start keysy, you got to start saying
things but you can't do it. Well, that's what that'll
work for, Jason.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
But do you know what I'm doing is I'm saying
these things just to make myself feel better because I
know he can't. It's literally, I fucking waste his home
and money. But if I say these things, it's like, oh, Chris,
at least you're doing your best in this bit you
have no control over.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
At what point do you think you feel safe? Jason'll
be the question, because that's when you're most at risk.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
You mean, where I feel like I've cleared the biggest hurdle. Yes,
I don't know that I ever will. Yeah, you know
what I mean, because I know it's just that it's
it's a tiny little thing away. It is like I
might go and go and go and be really good
and it's no big deal, and I'll just be something
little and I'll go.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I have a CIGGI yep, but I did that the
other day.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Let's say it's tet of dart.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
You know, I've got a packet of darts in my house.
Now I'm smoking darts and I've got about halfway through
the packet and I were sorry. I got about halfway
through the packet and then I was like, what the
fuck am I doing? I'm smoking. I've got a package
water into the packets through in the bin.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Men, Which guess what happens? You don't smoke because you
haven't got any.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah, But what like Jase, if you get like they'd say,
ten months down the track and you haven't had a
data of vape and then all of a sudden you
have a dart You've still done ten months without having it.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
That's true, That's right, that's true.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
That's twenty days of may you reward yourself?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Come on, I will be you know, and it might
be psychosomatic. At this point, my lungs are feeling a
bit sore.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh they should be.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, But which.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Is weird because you think if you're not vaping, that'll
be the tumers. Yeah, no's you're not vaping. Then you
think you wouldn't be feeling.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
So we've just been running a marathon, and now you've stopped,
your muscles are sore and recovering, and then they'll be
stronger than ever.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
It happens with smoking, jas. What happens when you stop smoking?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
You start hacking ship up?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
You do? Yeah, you're not hacking shit up when you're smoking,
are you? But it happens when you stop looking out
the gate.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Mind that stops after a while.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
When I gave up the dares and did that, either
I didn't had shut up.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
In fact, the only time I did.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
There's a business wh business start to.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Get a throaty on it was when I vait yes agreed,
which was weird that ship Yeah no it's not good.
Good feel it's good.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
That's good man, For you were almost half a day
into this, I might put on a bit of weight.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
God really even more more more.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Man, Well, your power power to weight ratio is going
to be through the roof of this bench preus competition.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
But I know, did you guys get that thing that
Pugs sent through the training thing for.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
The I got the video of him benching, Like, oh
yeah you got that?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Is that what you're talking about?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Well, that's just him warming up.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
But yeah, I'll tell you what, it is a massive
comfort knowing that he's in the team.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
I tell you that much.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
That's why I'm not doing it. That's matter what I do,
because Pugs is gonna coming there in big ticket.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Is he's going to do a He's going to big
ticket massively.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays
Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
He's going to happens ten out two when he comes out.
It's so good.
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