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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hello, what what a day?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Just a little even one. I know. We did a
bit of filming this morning with the whole Radio Hodarchy
team and it's not giving too much a way to
say that. We were down on a lovely little beach
in the sort of local area. God, it was beautiful
by Heune Bay. Yeah, absolutely stunning. It was fun stunning.
It was actually I like doing stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Feels good.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Did you guys get there and I don't often get
this edge with the water coming and go how good
would a swim be? You know, you know, just.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
There?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well, this was the interesting thing because we were talking
with Jerry about that and apparently there is a lot
of shit in there.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It looks clear, Yeah, very clear. That's the way they
get you. Yeah, you're thinking it's clean, but it's full
of shit.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It'd be cold if you did go for a swim.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Cox's Bay just around one more further from there, the
big one that's literally the first beach in Auckland to
get closed. Yes, Cox's Bay is closed because the poos
look out everyone, and then the other one's closed.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Close to it.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
All the rich people, all the rich people around there
don't care and just go.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
They just care.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
They just either pooh straight in the water or their
poos just goes directly from their manch over the back fence.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, the opposite.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
I think the rich people will be like, I paid
twenty million dollars for this house and there's poos out there.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well, that's funny as it so for people outside of Auckland,
that area is the most expensive real estate in the country. Yeah,
there and probably Era as well. Weird, pretty crist I
don't know what's.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
So cross to the that the views, No, I.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Think when you're diding with twenty million dollars, but the way,
how much would you say that house was jase fourteen
to fifteen mil?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Fourteen point seven mil.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
When we left there.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
The guy that was at that house, I don't know
if you had the stuck his head didn't get a.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Nagy, yeah he said, and I really yeah, I get
the feeling he was the gardener. Yeah he wasn't. I
think so, No way that was the vibe par Ow
as well, very pricey.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Nah, different league though, yeah over that hell side.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yes, will you get a bit of a view, but
don't bring you thought.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
To be fair though, both those spots amazing. Like you
go to those streets and you go, shit, this is
a nice Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, I mean it's a very
attractive area for.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Jas or Glen Eden, Glen Eden whatever. You'd rather live
in Hoon Bay.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Come on in.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well I I did little levin Hoon Bay for a
little while.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah, but like I'm talking now, not in the sexties
or whatever, like right now, Look, I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Going to be honest with you. I'm not. It's a
very attractive, very lovely place, but you know whatever, and
it's just so profoundly expensive that I don't even consider
living there.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, well no, because it's just not a choice.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's not a choice for me. Yeah, there's no way
in a million years I would ever be at unless
I one.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Lotter, yeah, or if you did like two more seasons
of Dog Squad, And even.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Then if I had the money, I still don't think
i'd live there.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Go somewhere else where would you go?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't know, I don't know, but it wouldn't be
herne Bay. My father in law lives in that area.
It is very, very, a very nice area.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Let's say you won thirty mil, right, thirty mil cash
in hand, how much would you spend on your house,
your main house would you live.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Maybe three to five?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yeah, I think about three to five as well. To
be honest, I reckon I'd go Rema, like I love that.
Like the houses down there are sick mass with the
board houses. But I'm sure sure you used to live there.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Didn't you.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, not Remors. It's too far away. I find it
a nuisance to get to. I want to view and
like you say, the houses are big, but I've lived
in a big house and I now know I don't
want to live in a big house neither, because you
have to clean it. It's but you have a cleaner.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
My ex girlfriend's parents lived in remu Era and their
house was something to behold. I'll give you that, but
no appeal for me renew Era. Why apart from the
nice houses? What would be literally said?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I literally said, because the houses are cool?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Where are you getting thirty million dollars from winning it?
I'm winning thirty million, You're not winning thirty millions have
that kind of the whole Archy Big Show week days
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Speaker 6 (04:59):
This is the I'm Gonna Win It with Betty Fellas.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
This is the thing that baffles me, baffles you know,
as human beings, we have this thing and it happens
within my own family dynamics, but in society in general,
you know, it's always like step up, step up, step up,
step up, property wise, and it's like, what getting a
bigger and bigger and bigger house, And so why do
(05:24):
I need a big house?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I don't need a big I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
But the world is obsessed with growth. It's economic growth,
business growth, all these sorts of things. Can we just
get to a point where we're all happy things are
going well, Yes, and we just be grateful when we
do a good job and leave it at.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
That, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Constantly trying to grow and get more and more and more.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
And so my wife and I we're both on the
same page on this. We're going downsize. I'm going if
I had bye Way, I'm going massively minimalist, and even
just having a tiny little pad somewhere that we could
go back to and die in need and the rest
(06:06):
of the time just fucking hooning around.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
I think you're saying, die in there.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Well I probably would, but i'd probably die in there.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
But I think downsizing is what you're choosing to do
because going bigger isn't an option.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Well, I could bro because you haven't won thirty million.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Like keys, How would I downsize?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It also depends location, location, location, and you could get
my wife and I could probably get a much bigger
house in a small New Zealand town.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Sure, go move to Huntley, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We don't do that if we wanted to.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Sure, Man, the world's your oyster, It totally it is.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
But yeah, the long story, short river, And it's not
because of the location, the people, blah blah view. It's
because every time I drive past certain old houses, right,
you go holy fuck?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Sure? But then in that case, I mean, what are
we talking about here? What do even where would you
if you could then pick that Let's say you won
three hundred million and you can pick that house up
and put it anywhere?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Where would you put it? Jesus christ Man?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Ah, Well, if you're gonna be a fucking asshole about it.
I guess I I guess I'd put it era.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
There's my favorite.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I'd leave it there.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
My favorite house in Tata or the peninsula, and local
Taddy Pin people will know. This is a house that
was boted over from an old mentioned and old weather
board mentioned. It's on the hell and it's like has
a view and it's got this big property and it
was like one hundred years ago, was boted over.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
So I just put it where my current house is,
my current grany.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
That is the worst answer you could have.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I genuinely dislike the peninsula. I give weird, horrible vibes
that peninsula I don't like.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Isn't it funny?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Right?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
You say that right? And you say the same about
Harold Island.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Herald Island was, Yeah, it was spooky.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Everything's really spooky. It makes you run down there.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I have walked around extensively on the peninsula and there's
a lot of shitholes there.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
And you live in the city and every day see
someone get stabbed or get someone jacketed outside by.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
The way, and yet the peninsula's dodgy, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It was not dodgy. It's just I just don't like
it that the vibe of the place is not my
kind of life. Roll with that.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
What are we saying exactly? They'd picked somewhere else to live.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
But you know what's happened now. And I was talking.
I was talking to the audio the sound guy today
and I was saying, you know, I can't remember, and
he said he he's moved quite a way out and
his wife was like, oh, I don't really want to
do this. And now that he's yeah, he's like, well
he was. And now that they're out there, she's like,
(09:04):
I love this. Yeah, I'm never going. But now that
we're going to the city, my wife is like, I
don't think she's ever going to leave the city.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
See the funny thing about that conversation is I was
actually having that conversation with the guy and.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Jason has just listened to it and didn't come back
and said that.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
He was because I didn't see you talking to him
at all. In fact, when I saw him trying to
talk to you, I saw him walk you walk away.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
The reason that you didn't see me talking to him, Magie,
was because you were fifteen minutes late.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Excuse me. I was early, but not as late.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
As some Immediately we were all talking about it, and
I said, we all I'm the opposite mate. My wife
won't leave the city. Now was that what you said? Yeah, man, yeah, no,
we're all talking. It was just a little bit of fun.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It doesn't sound right, but yeah it long story short,
absolutely shit.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And I've told you about this Funnily enough, My mates
and I we rented a place and remy we are
and it was re new era and it was a
stunning house above the butchery. No, it was five bedrooms
and had like.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
An the one that they should have vented you and
we ruined.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It had an oak kitchen, like everything was made of oak.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Stand in the oven.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It was stunning, five bedrooms, oak, and we fucking and
it was two hundred and fifty bucks a week for five.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Rooms, wasn't it taps and sixpence?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Well in those days, that was the place where we
got our power cut off and we went. We don't
fun was their dress? I can't remember, but here's the irony.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
It was shut down and we only got it for
that price because we found doubt Fellas our old school
owned it. Our old school owner. Let's let the Fellers
live there because there was a few deal with there
and now it's the entrance. It's the driveway and entrance
(10:57):
to the prep school. They oh, they boiled the house
after you were there.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
They were like, knock it over.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
There's nothing doingy Island probably for me, Yeah, nice Mary's
Bay is good around there.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
It is.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I've been closed to the city and not even to
travel because the other thing is I have to you
have to live there and all the stuff you want
to do, the restaurants, all that sort of stuff. So
if I've won all my money, I would have a
place on Wah yeah, and a helicopter. Me and Elie
Williams and that toy lady probably share it. Yeah, and
(11:30):
then I could still not go to all of the
events that are happening in the city.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Would you still do the big show?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
No? Would you? Chase would hell?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Yes, he's downsizing, man, he's gonna live in a one bedroom.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah yeah, man, bring it on.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
And he'll still be doing the big showy, bring it on.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
You'll be talking about what be talking about? What's the
classic m.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
My chicken suit? We were talking about it, absolute boomer chap.
Surely they'll shuff you. They'll shuffle you up to to
do midnight to dawn on news Talk, the midnight Steamer.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I think after this year they'll shuffle, they'll just shuffle
me out. They'll just go win on your way, mate,
this year into this year. Yeah, don't let me see
my contract.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Then I think so.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
And then I'll just show you the door.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah yeah, and then they'll give me and they'll be like,
it's the door, and you do I have to scan.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Trusts going.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
There's a three year deal.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Hey listen to The Big Show four to seven weekdays
Radio Hurducki.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Good listening,