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January 29, 2026 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You get a guys, it's old key from The Big Show. Here,
just a quick disclaimer here, a j Jay's got a
bit out of control there. Jace literally said a really
bad thing to the point where pugs beaped it. You'll
hear it soon.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
He's just joking.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Around context people come.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
And then it also got a bit dirty as well.
So just a bit of a disclaimer. But yeah, it's
a great episode, but just don't play it to the kids.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
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Speaker 5 (00:38):
Yeah, man Sealer's genuine question here. You know, I got
my hair cut yesterday? No, why is it?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Here?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Gubble gobble?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Gobble gobble looks like a bunch of scrots on it
doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
It does? Actually, it looks like balls.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I reckon. Your wife's just taking the purse at this point.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
I wouldn't be I wouldn't be surprised if if she
is taking the purse going to.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well, you know how I got my haircut yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yes, and I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
I was looking at it again today about how much
I love it. Yeah, well, I just feel it's a
bit like Nazi. I feel like a Nazi. It's got
a touch of the sig hail.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, does it because I'm looking at a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's not pretty.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
It's pretty kind of right wing extremist sort of.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's not the haircut, it's I was going to say,
it's not the haircut, it's the hand that's the issue.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, that's right. And the thing about Liz, when you
come out of getting your haircut, you're doing a goose step.
You know, you're high kicking.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, I'm just so bad to heaven you do you know.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Your handed it's not cool in this day and age.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well, you know what it is.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
It used to be.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Tell me what it is is that sometimes my hip
gives out and it just it's.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Like ad to leave because he can't come.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
I have a spasm in my hand that looks like,
you know, a sort of salute.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
New reaction. Well that, well, that's good. Then I was
just a bit worried. No, you're good, thanks man.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
No, Jason, I think it looks great.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
He has been very clear, quite clear about it, and.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I know that you're trying like what you're what you're
running with is would anybody suspect that I'm a Nazi
given I'm wearing a Turkey ship? Yes, has never been
tried before.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
I feel like a Turkey ship kind of diffuses the situation.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
That's why you would have put the Turkey shit on,
because he's so Nazi.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's what I'm saying that if.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
He puts a Turkey shirt on, it will diffuse it
a web.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
This is it like if I put on a black
overcoat not good?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
That meant yeah, yeah, You've got a wardrobe full of
black overcoats and helmets with little spikes on.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
A wardrobe full of shit. Yeah, I do poos?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Do you mean the water closet?

Speaker 5 (03:12):
I you know, I just look in a days wandering
that the wardrobe and kol one out right?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
We ever get to the point where you do do that?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
If I get to that point, take me out to
the make love to me one last time before before
you before you do away with.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
In this scenario with me, I'm at your place, You've
just done poos and.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Get your gears off.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yeah, every make sweet gentle love keysy and on the grass.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I reckon? I reckon, you sticks head. You been him
over and you put him stickers between an electric fence.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Is it thing?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
And you give him a good scene too well. I
think the fact that.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Disclaimer we will there's a second Nazi based one.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, that's weird. That's not Jason his haircut. I haven't
known for many from them, by the way.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, no, he hasn't probably had his drive by yet.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
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Speaker 3 (04:27):
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Speaker 2 (04:30):
Good day fellows, mate, I got a lot done.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
You go keisy Oh, we just got those friends about
staying with us. One of them went to hier Rocks
this morning, which is like, that's cooled. It's like CrossFit
Fitness Big Tournament on in Green Lane. I ended up
going down there and dropping his wife off and just
got to see the sheer amount of people in all
of their fitness gears running. There were thousands of people around.
I didn't realize how freaking massive these things are. Yeah,

(04:56):
they're big, and that literally that I couldn't think of
anything I would less likely.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
To like, anything can get addicted if you do it
for long enough.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
For certain type of people that want to like, and
they're all in their thirties and forties and that are
just trying to stay fit and want to have that.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I get it, but it's just like I couldn't think
it's interesting about that because I did that a couple
of years ago, you know, when I went ah, and
I've done it a couple of times in my life,
and now I'm just like, there is I've done it.
That's a good thing, as I've done it, what it
was like, but it is a waste of time. But
it's like called high rocks. Is it like climbing?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, that's what I thought, But it stands for hybrid Rockster,
which sucks. Seriously, that's what high Rocks stands for, Hybrid Rockstar.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
What does it mean?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I have no fucking idea and I don't want to
know it's and then what happens. That's just a big
fitness tournament like run a kilometer, push a slid for
two hundred meters, run another kilometer, do ten one hundred
meters of burpie or something like.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
That's full on.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
That's horrendous.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, And that's why I said it's not for me.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I quite like the cut end of that because you
do the same thing every time. You don't have to
think about what your workout is going to be, and
then you're just competing against yourself for a time. That's right.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
And you do it in teams like my make him
and his brother doing it.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
And it was like it was a lot old Morgi,
old older.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Mogi sounds like a nightmare to me.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Jace and I should enter as a team. It's funny
because Flavor over there, the radio station that we share
an office. Mikayla, who works there, was like, because they're
doing a Flavor team at High.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Rocks, how are they? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
And so there's about four of them loves I mean
fitness stuff. I think Zoo's doing it, but like there's
four of them doing it. It's real chill. And they're like,
we've only got to run two k's each and do
one exercise each or something. I was like, sweet, and
then she's like, drinking Hodak, you would do it, And
I was picturing me, you, hug Son and old Hoidy
j as a team like a fitness calm.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I was like, fuck that, Yeah, you would do signing off.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Now I'm out, how's it spelled high rocks.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I have no idea, probably h.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Y yeah, sure of course.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
You say you've got a lot done making.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Well yeah, but yeah, yeah, there's a lot of cool
stuffing At the moment. Life is good. I got to say,
been on the wagons good, Yes, here we go. So
that has been good so far. I mean, god knows
how I got another messages though, I've got another fiftieth
to go to, right, So so far this year I've
had on the second the first weekend of January, all

(07:20):
the mates that we used to get on the Hamworth
when I first got back into film, so twenty years ago.
They had a big party because the mates came back
from the US. Cool. So that was cool. So I
went to that and I went to that for one
hour and then I went home.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Was it good?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh no, because it was too tempting. It was too
close to me still drinking yeah yeah, and smoking. And
then since then I've had the Black Clash. I had
another fiftieth last weekend for a guy that I've known
that I know from Levin, so I've known him for
about forty five years. Got another fiftieth. I've got a
wedding this weekend. Every single weekend. I've had some either

(07:56):
tennis was the other thing. Yeah, so every single weekend.
But I've managed it to get on it. But I
just feel so good.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, you do, you do, You've got so I mean,
as a general rule, you just have so much more energy.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well yeah, and le of energy. But the trouble is
what I've weaked out what my triggers are, Jason. My
triggers for wanting to drink and smoke get on it
are feeling good, yes and son. So if I feel good,
If I'm feeling good, I want to get on it.
If it's sunny, I want to get on it.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
You're feeling quite good today?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
You are? You are?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I am, And it's really sunny now and it's been
ship weather, which has been a help you slightly.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah. But my problem is that I generally always feel good,
especially by the weekend. But to know now that that's
what it is and that I am always going to
want to get on it. Yeah, it's good to know that.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
I discovered My triggers were life right, waking up, waking up,
being conscious, whether it's raining, sunny, good times are bad, Yeah, life.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Life, mine's literally someone wants to go over beer. Okay, sweet, Yes,
I never drink it. I still haven't got steamed by myself,
and I want to. I would love to do it.
We talked about this heaps, but I have done some
extensive ye my own same. Yeah, I still haven't, but
but I also my wife was like, I come having
you're waisted, like that's is that okay?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Dude? Yeah, I remember doing that. I remember doing that.
They had Coachella, was on a lollapaloozer or something like that,
and I knew I was going to take six months off,
so I like to get hammered the last day gain
into that break. So I got a couple of bottles
so I could make margaritas. Yeah. I was smoking darts.
This is probably ten years ago, twelve years ago. And

(09:40):
I watched Coachella, plowed darts, got on it all by myself.
The mates came home from work. I was steamed. I've
gone through all of you know what a margar reader is.
It's just to kill her sick.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
A small squeeze of lime.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Jair and triples. Yeah, and I drank and all of
the tequila and was on.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
I was.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I was steamed. Yeah, and I was having an m
Street ball.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
It would be fun.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
It was. It was amazing because you're watching all the
slave music up on the big screen, totally into it,
chaining darts, yes, all sorts of fun. Being head yes, yeah.
And I had a flatmate going, I can't believe that,
you know, blah blah gets on it by themselves. I'm like,
that's fucking it's the man.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I mean, we're not encouraging it.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
No, each to their own man responsibly.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
You do what you do, New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
It sounds very very very enjoyable, and I should find
time to do it.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
It's funny. It was to be wondering around pursed up
when you're the only one like that as entertaining, like
you are laughing to yourself as well.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
And for me it was always music.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
I would just pound out the music and I just
would sit there and.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Just groove out.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Super depressing down there, yeah, my staff depressing as fun.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
But yeah, hey, listen to the Big Show four to
seven weekdays Radio Hurdarchy. Good listening, good listening,
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