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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
Panks. I just sit and just a spoiler a lady
out there for people. Panks. You see it in our ears.
We've got a huge s in my a am I
allowed to say.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
That quite shock from him, actually.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
But I guess the point being, Jason, neither of us
today have felt nugent need to do a steamer unless
you've already done yours.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Now I feel one.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
If you say percolating, what about brewing?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Can I put it this way?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Simmering?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Simmering so it's gonna be a splenter face.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
The heats turned right down and it's just sort of
simmering away there.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Well, as as I mentioned, when I came in and
I saw you got home from the bat, y said,
I immediately went and had a hot pot, and she's
hot potting down.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
There is there.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Can you have hot part in the morning, Probably you
could do, because I've got it's morning time now and
I've got about an hour.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
To be open.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I was actually gonna know.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
I don't think so, cysy, but I was going to
ask you, fellows, what are you gonna have for Pricky?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
And I've got to sort of muck around until eleven.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
All right, fart ass around.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I'll be far arsing around playing grab ass at Hodaki Nah,
somewhere else, Yeah, somewhere where you won't.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Get to do stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And I'm probably gonna go home. You're probably going to
have some some eggs.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm going to have eggs. I'm going to have eggs.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Lebanar has it got the old indiuck her in.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
A kind of sort of you and your wife are
going out for breakfast? Now, yeah, what did I come with?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
He was quite clear that he was doing that, but
he was quite explicitly lift you out.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
You're most welcome to you keys.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Where you going, we'll go.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
We're going to a place called Chafft.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Where's that.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's just in town, but we're up kind of high street.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh that's perfect for you, Kesy, it's perfect for you, mate.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
But and I'll show you the text in case you
think I'm lying. My wife just texted me before saying
a friend might be popping over. There's nothing wrong with it,
and so maybe it might be just me and you.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Right, so you wouldn't go home to see the friend.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Well, she's more my wife's friend.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Do you separate them out?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
And she's an ambo driver, And she said if I'm not,
if i haven't got a call going on.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Then I'll pop over and hang out with you for
a bit.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm not comfortable with the textpayers pay.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
She's, well, I mean there's only amount of time now
before something happens, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yeah, because zambo drivers they get paid way too much
for everybody, firefighters way too.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, I hate Jesus.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
And do you want Mogi to do a prank call
so that she gets called away so that you can
have breakfast.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
With your one one one? There's an emergency? Yeah, I've
trapped my downstairs and the elevated door ended me.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Remember the time I did that? Yeah, that was fucked up. Hey, fellas,
I'll talk to you language key.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, that's shocking.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Man. What are you saying?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Man, I'm just going to tell you about my holiday
to topor Okay, I'm not. This is not content because
I don't think it's It's the problem with it is
you sound like you're a big moner, and I don't
want to sound like that on the show. I just
want it to be especially for the podcast people. Okay,
so you go there and you stay at this flash joint.
It's a flash basket, right motoring sectually, that's actually very
(04:02):
reasonably priced. It's about the same as Airbnb, a big
one bedroom apartment. Sort of a bastard. Oh yes, yeah,
could you beat that at because I'm going to beg them,
what's the time? There? We go? So go, we go there,
and we've asked we've already pre ordered day and Early
(04:25):
Chicken because we've got to pick up Mudge from Early Chicken,
a nearly Chicken. Nearly Chicken is first to hatch Kis.
Everybody knows that this is.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Vintage big show, constantly interrupting.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
And we pick up Mom from the old bus stop there.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Right, she's in the open top bus on the top.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
She said that she was on that bus and she
was sitting behind the driver because she likes to flirt
and try and get numbers and you hook up with
them and that when they stop off and you.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Know that stops that's pretty weird.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
He was going one hundred and thirty k An hour. Wow, really,
one hundred and thirty k's good on them? What a
backbone fucking bus, absolute champion anyway, backbone backbone. So we
pick it up. We get to the hotel and there's
quite a lot of people in reception there, and our
(05:16):
rumors is not it's not ready. It's not going to
be ready. Oh and you asked for the early check,
ask for the early chick in the early chicken.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Gets the worm.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And not only was it not going to be early,
it wasn't going to be on time. It was going
to be late. So chicken was an hour and a
half late, So that was me. Then the other good
thing about this joint is you could charge your car
out because we've got the electric shitter, which once again
came to the party where he would just stop and
recharge the bastard.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
How long did it take to charge it? Half an hour?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
A full charge is an hour or so. But it
depends on which charge you get because different charges take
a different amount of time. Now, so they had these charges,
went down there, plug it and didn't work. We're on
four percent at this point, so I can't even make
it to any else to charge it at. So it
doesn't work. I have to charge it in a normal
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plug and to charge the car to one hundred percent
from there is going to take nineteen hours.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, it's so slow.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
But the next hour I come back and it's not
nineteen hours. It's closer to thirty seven hours. It's a
good because at least I've got some charge. So I'm
not super good at about that. Then we eventually do
manage to get into the room. There's four people staying there.
There's one towel. They've got one towel in the room.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Are they doing really?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, without a word of a light.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
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Speaker 2 (06:42):
There's one towel. Now this is obviously doesn't matter, but
it does when you've got a kid and you're gained
it because it's got the pools and stuff and hot
pools and stars and shit. One towel and also one
robe and the rubbish from the previous people were still
out on the on the balcony.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
There's also no bedding for the fold out so for
bed and no bedding for the fourth person who's sleeping
on the couch, which is my kid. So give them
a ring about that. Oh, sorry about that. We'll come
up and we'll sort that out. Seven hours later, call them,
how's that going. Oh, you'll be there in a minute.
An hour and a half later, call them, we'll be
there in a minute, half an hour later. They turn out.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Fucking out. It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That's pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
It's very bad.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Because what you're doing and what the thing that was
sort of sort of getting me a little bit was
you go away on a holiday so you can relax. Yes,
and every single step of the way I was ef.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
You must have been relaxed when you're at Colbin Coke,
oh com and cod com and coat.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I will talk about that tomorrow because that was fucking gold.
What else did they have there? None of that? None
of that? No, yes, that was about The other thing
was that down by the pool because there was a frost.
I nearly killed myself twice. It's so slippery. So there's
actual ice poll side in the shade and died. Yeah,
and you wouldn't have been discovered by them because there's
(08:03):
no staff apparently working.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
It sounds like they were understaffed.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I think what happened was I had a yan too.
I had a yan to a guy the next hour
and see what's the gats yesterday? He goes. I said, well,
you have the staff because it's you guys are having
a shock, and he said yeah. Heaps of people called him. Second,
there's not we don't have the sort of other staff
to be able to call on because it's a small
pool of workers, which surprised me a little bit because
it as a touristy joint. But then he proceeded to
be fucking useless as well.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Yeah, right, so I don't know, but great hotel. It's
a good hotel, But what's.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
The rule on, like, why can't you name it?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Well, because if they are understaffed, because my thing is
what I'll probably do is I'll probably flick them an
email and go, hey, that's just so you know this
went on. If you go back again and it's a shitter,
then you can note. But you don't want to want
to cost people business.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I remember.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
It was a probably it's before we moved into the
city and what my wife and I used to do
staycations in town. Yeah, it was deal on this hotel
in town. It was a very similar situation and we
got there to check in and they were like two
hundred people at Recept.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Right, and I remember this one.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah. It was just like.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Obviously some sort of deal going on and they just
did not have the capacity to cope with it. We
didn't get checked in until three hours. It might have
even been four hours after chicken, and then got.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
The same thing, got into the room.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
There was shit everywhere. It was like, what the And
then they went, oh, here's a free voucher for a
drink down at the restaurant. And it's like, I don't
want to drink at the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I took that with us and they gave us a
drink voucher. I said, there's four of us, Yeah, start
handing them over. But we had a similar thing at
that same hotel, Yes, where I got to that, it
was the same thing, staycation. I got to the room early.
You beauty, missus, she's on the way. That could mean anything,
I'll be honest with you, Yes, in terms of time.
(10:06):
That hasn't got real any kind of relationship to what
I do in my lifetime wise, but so no. An
hour or so later I text her, so I thought,
you're on the way. She goes, I'm here, I said,
where She said, I'm in the room. Is that I'm
in the room they put they put her in a
different room?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Who the hell am I?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah? But yeah, great hotel. But god, that's the best
time I've ever had in Topau. Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
After that, I thought, yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
It was brilliant because we went and did the Hooker jet,
we went to calls are pretty cool, the the Bretts
which they've sorted out, the falls are fucking great.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, you would have love that.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
She was in this chair this They're full on, dude,
you're you're an inch away from dying.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I'm not keen on those.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
And my daughter, who's seven, was dying laughing, had the
time of her life.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I remember going on that same jet about the same age.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yes, so good snow on the mountain range, bluebirds every
single It is the first time I've ever been to Topaul,
and I've done it as a tourist because my mates
were there for twenty odd years. I just go there
and get passed out, so you don't see it as
a tourist at all, but do it.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
It was good man, absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And the weather was pream get drunk, so I did
drink easy, but I had like a glass of wine
the first night, same like, just chilling. It was fucking awesome.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Lovely family.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, yere you go, loser, Sorry guys, that's.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
All right man, Cheers. Tedious match Listen
Speaker 5 (11:38):
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