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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Weekday on radio, Jason, you got some messaging you're doing?
Are you house again?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Are you no? No?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Just stuff, I just stuff I had to sort out.
I've had this what would you call it? Interaction invoicing
has been years magie invoicing shit. You know, when you're
seing an invoice and then they come back.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
And go no, and you go why not?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
And then they go, ah, well you need to provide
a po number And I'm like, what the fuck's there?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Purchase order number? Where do I get that from?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
So this obviously isn't radio we're talking about here. This
is something else. This is something now, something you've done
heaps of.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's something I've done many times before.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Now they're asking for a percha and now.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
They're asking for a purchase order number, and it's got
to be this and it's got to be set out
this way, and it's got to be on this sort
of file.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And I'm like, ah, I don't worry about it, keep it. Yeah,
that's kind of where I got to. I was like
Oh look, don't fucking worry.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Because how do you fill out it when you write
an invoice, Because you've got that it's like a refall
sheet of paper, right. Then you flip it over and
then you write out the invoice.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yes, and.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
You stamp it with your business name, which is Hoidy
J Limited or something, and then you walk it into
the office and hand it to them and then they say.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
No, I know, I usually do it via post.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
You post it?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, snail mail? No, what are you? This is how
it works in my household.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Is that it does mog.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
My wife does my invoices.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh, you're good.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, and then she sends them off. I know I
send them off. She makes them for me.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
She use like an accounting soft or just like a
word doc or a spreadsheet.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What look at his face?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Does she when when she opens the laptop?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yes, logs in it opens the laptop.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Is she using like Microsoft word or something? Yeah, you
have no idea?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, it's all very straightforward and basic.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
But yeah, no, it was just po.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You don't even know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
And she's got like she's got a master copy and
then she changes it per.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Month for example.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yes, I'll tell you whatever that is.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
One of the best things that I ever did were
and it took me a long time, and then it
took me once I did it, it took me a year
after that to actually be like, oh, no, this is great.
Is get a proper accountant, set me up on the
accounting software and stuff. And I did all that stuff myself,
and it's all automated, and it like it works like
an absolute charm and I get more money back than
what I'm paying in tax and sorry then what I'm
(02:59):
paying the it makes it very worth it.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yes, that's one of the best decisions I made, was
getting an account And then I just go there you
go Fielma, see you later, and he goes, good on, good.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
On your Jason.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
But you're not doing it what he just said.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
No, I'm not doing what I just give it to
my account I don't do.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Any accountant the invoicing system as well.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Funnily enough, as he's doing there is he's talking about
how easy his life has become as a result of
adopting the software. Merely slaying that out there is an
example that maybe you would think to yourself, jeerus, maybe
I could do that, but instead it's gone straight over
your head and you started talking about something again.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I tried to do that back in the day and
it was a fucking disaster. You've got an accountant, right, yes, yes,
so you get it to the accountant.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yes, but I operate through in mind. I don't want
to plug it because you know it's a massive company.
But zero, right, and then my accountant has access to
zero and then she gets in touch on the once
every two months in GST and he goes, hey, blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah. Here, how much you
can pay here? How much you can take out of
your account and keep? Yes, it's so good, and it's
always just so worth it. It's so because what happens, brother, Yeah,
(04:06):
what happens here?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Jays if tell me about it?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Heaven forbid, your lovely wife passes away?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yes, again, this has been We've got a lot of
hypotheticals here.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
We've touched on a lot of that. Yeah, quite a lot.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Actually, So then who sends your invoices? Or do you
just not get paid anymore?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I can do it, It's very easy, and.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I don't think you can do it.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I tell you what actually happened the other day is
my wife was cleaning out a cupboard and you know
how you keep all your invoices and stuff and blah
blah blah for seven years going back seven years digitally.
Well yeah, but this is like I'm talking early two thousands.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
So you keep it for twenty years.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
They were literally in this back and in the back
of my daughters and all the time throw it.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And she was like, what am I supposed to do
with that? And I just beffitt, Yeah, just beffet.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
So it's like invoices for what is the Son of Hercule?
Is the TV show? And stuff like that? What is
it called? You?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But yeah, my my accounting life is a lot simpler now.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
It has been for a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Actually, that's good that you got a new shirt on today.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Man, No, that's the Emerald one, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I recognize that.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yes, is that the Emerald one. I remember the dots
being on.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
It, see because what it's been washed now because last
time was brand new?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh yeah right, and the dots on it. You won't
know because your eyes are out, but Teezy might be
able to say it.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Just they're just blue. Dots, but they blue, yes now
like light blood. But because when it was brand new,
it was so beautiful and immaculate and emerald. The blue
dots look like sparkles from an emerald, like jewel far away.
He was worried his color blind. There colors which colors.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Week days from.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Four on Radio Hurdarky, remember they Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Can I make the point of it was never brand
new for me? It was always secondhand of some tramp. Yeah,
I have some tramp that was just chucked it in
the old second hand store there.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
But yeah, no, my emerald.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Shit.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I know you guys are fond of it.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Oh well, to me, it's a new shirt again. But
this just goes to show how good my memory is,
because to me, that's a new ship. Yes from last week.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Maggie. I think you need to start wearing out their clothing.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I think that's a great idea because for.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
The last five years, black tea, white tea jeans, right,
which is a timeless style, but it's always Keyesy's got
his prison jacket on, Hoodie Jay's got his duck shirt on,
and then Logi's just wearing the same thing. I think
you needed to like start wearing extra It's.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Kind of the beauty of it, Keezy is it doesn't
matter that what's happening with fashion. You can't go wrong
with a black T shirt and a white T shirt.
Straight from that, I ended up wearing a game of
Throne shit. That was funny, and I thought to myself,
this little teacher for going away from the black shirt
and the white ship. But you're absolutely right, and I did.
I should have just kept on wearing it. But I
(07:11):
didn't actually realize it was a game of Throne ship.
I just thought cool wolf.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
And it was cool.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
But it did have written very small.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Winter is coming, change that to Mogie is coming well
interestingly on that key, you are going to start seeing
some changes, not drastic changes. Sickly, I won't start wearing
sports shirts. What did I see recently about that? I'm
just making a note of that. But I am, I am.
(07:38):
I have got a whole new wardrobe. Yes, I already have.
I have. You've seen the pants key. There's more, There's
more to come.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
But I'm waiting for some shoes to come to arrive.
I need what kind of shoes? Are they just trainers,
but just new trainers because all I've got because I
reached the point Jason, you obviously haven't gone to that
point yet where I was like, I had to go
to the tennis. Do I tell you about this?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And You're like, fuck, I've got nothing. I've literally got
nothing to wear. I'm almost fifty years old, I've got
nothing to wear. I ended up wearing clothes like I
was going to some kind of a corporate event. I
had quite cool pready, no, no, I had a summary,
and so I had suit pants some kind of lame
(08:23):
what's a shit that people wear from places like Style? Yeah,
working style there and fucking black boots. Now I was
I was lucky that it clouded over. And then the
joke was on everybody else that looks cool because now
I was warm and they were cold losers. But but
I had nothing to wear, and I was just like,
that's it. I've had enough. It's unacceptable for me to
(08:46):
be this age and not to have any clothes.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Can you see the value? And I only had this
experience once when I was working on a Rugby league
show named The Ditch, which I was.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Just going to stop you there, I'm just going to
write down a word, okay, and then and then you're
going to go on your story. Okay, okay, all right,
so wait wait, I gotta write it bigger because Jason's
going to need to see this, Okay.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
I for a when this show was first starting and
went for one season while I was hosting, and I
got to go to the mall with a stylist and
I was like, holy fas I was stylist, that's his stylist.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, I can't read that.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I can read that.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Your stylist. And her name is Kobe, and she was great.
I think handle is at Kobe Brotna.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
He's dead.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Kobe styled me was his name, lovely Lady, And she
literally took me to the mall. I think we had
fifteen hundred bucks to spend and she's like, right, here
are the colors.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That look good on you.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Blur blah blah blah blur. She's like, these are the
these shirts here are coming in and so as on TV,
you want to look like you're slightly ahead of the apparently,
but all the ship, I had no idea that was
when your corduroys and stuff were coming back in were
all his jackets and stuff. And then she would just
dress me every week for this TV show, right, and
it was just like it was actually really how helpful.
(10:00):
At first I was I don't want to walk around
the stylist, No, that's right, But then it was actually
really awesome.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
See, I can tell you I got a stylist. Really,
I got a stylist.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Really.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I was talking to one of my best mates and
I was like, as a if I don't, I would.
I don't even know where to go, yes, yes, I
don't even know where to go. So I was like,
I don't want to go to and suit obvious brands here,
I don't want to beg anyone. But yeah, I just
got I've got If I was in Wellington, i'd know
(10:29):
where to go. And I've got no idea at all,
and I've got to transition away from wearing the same
old ship. So anyway, I got this woman Lulu with
her name a different person might even be Lulu. Stylists
her handle Jakes. And we went around and we did
a day shopping last week or half a day, a
few hours heavy days great. Well I had no idea
and she was giving me stuff and put it on.
(10:50):
She was like that looks great, and I was like, nah,
this is no good. You go, you're going to try
new things, and it's okay, you just the same, absolutely,
and then I'll wear them in here. You got will
drag me, which.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Is great because we get dragged every day.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
That's right, exactly, And I'll just keep but so much better.
And I just threw out heaps of ship. I cannot
the same old ship because I had old trainers. I
had stuff that I'd argue with my wife about these trainers,
these pants, all this stuff. She agreed with my wife
on every single one. I didn't give her heads up
about any of it. Yeah, I just said, what about
these is you no? No? Yeah? Great?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
So yeah, and that's one least thing you have to
worry about.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
So key. So now I know what shops to go through.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yeah exactly, And that's what I did too. After that,
I was like, oh, that's rold shop from now.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
So so you had a stylist and stuff. We did
the prison jacket and the pink jacket, and said, well,
did you just go bugger that. I'm just going to
go outside the stylist for a while and do my
own thing.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Pink jacket stylist was it?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yes? Red jackets?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
So all right, jacket.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
My that was my job.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
That was later that one cornroy manshit Do.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
You want to know about? The cordroy Man Ship was
a stylist thing as well. But the prison jacket. I
actually saw a really old sixties photo of like some
old movie star wearing an old denim striped jacket. I
was like, fuck, that's sick, right, and then I just
found one online and bought it and it was the
biggest recruit of my life.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Well, that's great stuff, Fellers.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
There you go, Jason, you should consider it.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Don't we get Jason styles?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I finally and no, I would not get a stylist,
but I've been thinking about a change of style.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
This is why you get the stylists because you don't know. Idea,
you can't be trusted.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I will look ace. How about trust me, I'll look
real good.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I reckon I can style you.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Jacket T shirt playing you can't.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Go right obviously, Honestly, that's all you need. Yes, the
way I need to move over to collars. You need
to move over to T shirts because it takes two
years off you.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yes, and also I don't want to be wacky radio
shit guy.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I feel like, yeah, I don't know I blame my wife.
Wacky shirts at all, Wow and ship there's nothing.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Wrong with them, and it's interesting. There's another new season
shirts mate, queer Eye with a strange what is it
called strange man?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
An queer quere eye with the strange guy?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
What is it for the straight guy?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
And they often and they take these guys out and
they do all that and they go where and they're like,
oh no, They're like, you look fantastic man, and they
go but there.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Is and I haven't seen that show, but for example,
I went to do that and she was like, you
know what about those shoes? And I was like, on anequin. Yeah.
I was like, no, I can't do that. She goes,
look they look great, though, That's exactly what you need.
And I said, but look at what else that mannequin
is wearing. It's got a sweater tied around it. I
was like, I am fucking not that dude. No way.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
It's about finding somewhere in the middle because my styl
has started quite out there. Yeah, and I was like I.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Want to feel like, yeah, I'm not a FUNSI project
for you.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
No, No, no interesting chat though, Jason, why don't we
go to them all next?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Week Yeah man, we's what we can do for you.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
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and we'll you bling up a Listen to the big
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Speaker 3 (14:05):
You buy my bling what blood just Nickla says. I'll
let you buy it before me.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay deal