OUTRO: In My Cups

On today's poddy, just drink the f***ing wine (responsibly).

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, it's Kezy time totally. There's well where you go
then what.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Oka say?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Guys, kay zay.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
First thing we've done this week there's kezy time and
a big keezy chant.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, no, I was singing thing we filmed a little video.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah it was a good video.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, it was a good video.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Actually, I think it's actually going to be one of
our best. Oh, without a doubt. I've been thinking about
it NonStop. And I was singing the backbones that we made.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
It for bones.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
They got value for money right there, right when that
comes out, it is going to be.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Change totally man, totally man. Good week in Maggie was
a good weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Actually.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
I had some friends up from We Don't and got
passed up on Friday. Recovered that's the way to do
it Friday, Saturday, Yeah, and then worked Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Got a new podcast studio jays Cool. It's pretty cool man.
So I was putting all the baffling in moving all
that up. Yeah, they'll be on the floorboard. I turn
up tomorrow. I went back today. It's still there. Man,
oh wow.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
And then today get in the ear con unit, moved, painting, done, electrician,
and and then carptin next week we nearly finished me.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Wow. It's pretty cool. It's pretty exciting.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
So if you're not going to get a podcast made here,
you know, and you've got some money, give us a
cool give you agi.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Do you want to make a podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I told you my podcast idea was. I don't think
it's going to do it five questions.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
I think it's just going to be you and you
just interviewed some of your oldest friends. Okay, for the
first chat will be with the guy that yoused to
live with when you lived above the Butcher's Shop.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Wow, and we just call it the Butcher's Shot with
Unfortunately he's no longer with us. Hoidy Jesus Butchery My
greatest friend, right, Marty Marty.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, I would have liked Mary.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
You would have loved Marty. Really, he and you both
would have loved Marty because whirya and skinnier than me,
tough bastard. He played like he was he was out
of this world man. But he when he left school.
He played league for the Hoe Horror what they called

(02:42):
the Hoe Horror something or rather, and he was by
far the tiniest dude on and they were all massive dudes,
but they all loved him because he was the gutsiest.
He was like that in rugby too's just into it,
good Man, Jack.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
We would have preferred to do a show with Marty.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Marty was very philosophical cool. I missed that in my life.
I miss his wisdom.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Because you sort of try to be philosophical a like
you'll say stuff do I Yeah, every now and then
you'll try to say something philosophical.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Don't like, don't sweat the small stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, you definitely don't do that.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's not one of mine. It's one that I agree
with that. Yeah, I mean I can't do it, no,
but I mean it's a really good bit of advice
and philosophy.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
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Radio Hururarchym The wy Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
What Time do You Wrap it Up? On Friday Man
Sunday morning.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Three.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
It was just at home, so that was all right.
I wish I could do that with my WiFi.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
I had a couple of mates as well. But yeah,
and the problem is it was her idea because I
said to her, did I tell you this on front?

Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yes, he said, because you guys aren't drinking till and
then she was like, she came in here, She came
in here, and I said, we're not drinking because and
if if you drink, then I'm buying.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Sorry, there's a beep coming out of my wallet for
some reason. Then just know that I'll be buying a
packet of darts on the way home. Yes, And then
I got a text saying I'm on the gyms bring
home some ends some time at quarter And I was like,
in a pecket of darts?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
And what'd she say? Nothing to get a packet of darts?

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Yeah, delicious. Now back on the wagon again for another
couple of weeks. I've got to stay do this weekend.
This week, I'm telling them I'm not going right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's all I can't. There's too much time.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
I suppose there's a couple of weeks. Really, isn't it's Friday?
Isn't it two weeks? It's close enough.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
It's one weekend though, jas I guess you could put
it that way. Yeah, man, Yeah, so now I'm going
to flag that. I'm going to flag that I just
got to the point after three weeks before I was
feeling really good as well. Yeah, I just feel like, yeah,
I got sort of midway through the week I was
at the gym. I left the gym, I was like,
now I'm feeling back to myself. Yes, and now I'm
not for BLO because my messes just can't help it. Yes,

(05:04):
she's about what she did and what I didn't do
was she stopped drinking at midnight and stayed up till
two thirty. But it was just on the waters, which
I didn't realize because I got excited about that point.
I'm quite good at doing that, but I didn't do
that on Friday night. Yeah, I kept on going.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Like when I was in the Caps, I never did that.
You know this when you in the Caps, I'm a
p when you know, because there's always theories going around.
You know, you go out with your mates with dinner
and you get on it and that you'd be having
wine and then they'd have a glass of water and
you go, what are you doing that for? And they go,

(05:41):
just I have a glass of water between every drink A.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Great way to do it.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Just fucking drink your fucking win so much.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
I don't even think it's the water. I just think
it's one drink that's not another glass of wine. Yes exactly,
but that's that's what the messrs was doing as well.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I think the water between drinks good feel liver.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
It's just it's just less drinks that you're having, right,
So it's a period of time where you're just drinking
water instead of another wine because otherwise would have been
fifty and that's only twenty five now.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Made of mine. He's done it for years.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
He'll like drink a beer and he's always like, for
every both two glasses of water. So he'll like drink
a beer and then he won't then be holding a
nursing a glass of water. He will bus glasses of water.
And the whole time you just person.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Exactly fuck there, that's just an order.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Is immaculate A hell of a love?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Mean you think that, you think that? What do you mean?
But the toxins and poisons from alcohol still accumulate despite water.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
It's not that bad of alcohol though, is it.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
It will give you cancer and ruin your life, but
other than that, you can't just.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
A little bit. And it's depending on what you're drinking too,
Like beers, he's not so much. But your spirits, your
red wines.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
That's nice, that's ship.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
That shit's nasty.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
How is red wine?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Now?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
See a glass of red wine? Isn't that good for you?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, but I'm talking like no, nooo, is good for you.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
But it's like everyone's like, you know, a glass, it
was a poisons. There is no amount of poison that
is good for you.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
It's a poison. And since you have a glass. Yeah, yeah,
I was partial to read wine too.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Because Saturday night we had we opened a bottle of
Italian red.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Ate our past. It was delicious, and then just past
what's that?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I can't I don't even have the time to Sorry, Yeah,
you know noodles is sort of like that, but from Europe.
Opened a bottle of Italian rid. My wife ordered four
bottles of the stuff. She nah, she had a glass
of it, decided because she had a hens do last

(07:51):
weekend and she's she's still a bit off from it,
like she's still put her out the most I've ever seen. Yeah, shambles.
She had one glass. It was like, I just can't
it's always wasted on me right now. I mean, I
drank the rest of the bottle of red wine, was
about to crack into the second bottle. I was like,
how many bottles of this do we have? And she's like, well,
only three. I was like okay, But and then I

(08:13):
was just like rummaging through the cubin and found like
a bottle of port that I forgot I had finished there.
There was like maybe a third of a bottle of
port left. It was sweet, like one glass is delicious,
but I was just that point where I just wanted
to have another bottle of more.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I went through a bit of a port phase for
a while, but she's just too too much. It reminds
me of my grandparents.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's a sipping Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I'm not a sipper, so if you.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Can't, then it sucks because like one of my dad's
mates is like was known for just drinking a bottle
of port every time I got on the purse, which
is like, that's so much sugar and yeah, so bad.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
There's nothing pleasant about that.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Idea whisky, it's the same thing. Its like ship, but
it's also sipping.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, but whiskey is yeah, it's not it's not a
sweet no, but something like port but yeah, not as
bad as cream de Month. Never heard of it.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Maybe not cream de Month. I was at there like
light green ship. Yeah, who's drinking that ship?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
We stole it out of our matron's room and went
up the mountain and drank it.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Which mountain mountains?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Mountains?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh, one tree Hill?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
No, sint John, I think it is. There's there's there's
two mountains by my by.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Deal with ye mount Eden and one Tree Hill.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
No, not one Tree Hill, One tree hills miles away.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Come on, man, come on keys new Market. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know the one. You go up there and drink it.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, and I've told you this, but I have. And
it was Marty. It was Marty. I have this great
memory of standing on the top of the mountain with
a full moon behind Marty and him doing a power under,
just a power under, And it was in only time.
I was actually at school and we didn't really sleep

(10:05):
because we drank a whole bottle of it and went
to class and the next day and hour was off
my heir. I was so passed and just going to
school and being really Peste was so weird.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Putting your hand up in class, like, yes, it's been
a busy day.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
There's been a busy day.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
They knew, they knew that I was a smoker, but youaked,
so you were well punch and darts, and we're talking.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
About that the other night as well, that you know
you smoke at school. I wouldn't, but people did, and
they thought the teachers didn't know. Yeah, and you fucking.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Reek, absolutely you do. And as I've said, I've gone
back to my school after I left, and they were
all like, we knew you smoked. Course we did. And
they also used to clear out my drawers and leave
my packet of darries untouched, which was kind of a
you know, a bit of a sign. Can I hit
my optosport on out to port?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, this is a big show, four or seven week
days already a hood on, eat good, look at the
stuff man,