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April 10, 2026 11 mins

On today's poddy, Mogey has a toothache, and Jase has to one-up him.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're all your med bastards.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Loving the Big Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Get up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and tik tok
raw every weekday on radio. Oh no, it's too early
for that. Jeez, here we go, Kim on old weird Noises, Mogi.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Don't be like that. It's a big day.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Mogi's got his town pants on them.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
You noticed that I've got my go into town pants
on fields because I had an interview today. Did you
have interview but an interview? Yes? So I had to
wear my smart pants and my smart shoes for the
photos photo.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Shoot from Mogi, your smart face.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
It had to shave my face. Corporate Mogi, they call them.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Did you have a nice blazer or something that you.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Want to know? I thought about a blazer, and I thought,
I just can't do it. I'm because it's not me.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's a very it's a very good lock.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
I think you know your jeans, your nice shoes, good
nice ship, and a blazer not on you. I've got it, mate,
I fucking rock that ro.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I know you do. I've never worn a blazer and
a T shirt before. I have because it's something that
likes billionaire CEOs do to look sort of like chill,
but like rich.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
There's something does when he goes out too. Pugs's videos.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I still haven't found man, I'm looking for my black
jacket yet that I need for my inner city.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Look I found.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I found a few close that have been close.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I found one that was a perfect fit the other day,
except it had shiny lapels, and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Like, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
It needs to be just playing.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Sometimes you try and shoehorn yourself into something when it's
not quite right. It's not right, it's all going, and
then you get a home. I'm never wearing that.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'm gonna find it.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
It's just.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Why don't you get that jacket with the shiny lapels
and then sort of half fast colored the men with
a vivid like you've done with.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Your Please, He's got you there.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Every video Jason Rigers, Reburg ahead, the people coming like nice,
Reburg Ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Who fucking loves it? Bro?

Speaker 5 (02:13):
I know?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Is it the fit?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I think I'm dying fellous. Oh no, I think I've
got deep veins from bosis. I barely made it up.
The hell get you, I barely made it up.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
The hell I've been horor the mood?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
What happens My wife has constantly been saying to me,
are you're right, You're I've been enough that No, enough
hor of.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
The mood because of your deep veins from boss? When
are you going jacket in the park?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
You you mentioned yesterday.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
You know you had a toothache, and I didn't.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
You know, I'll tell you what if you've got a
fucking toothache.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
No, I don't have a toothache yesterday. Because I was
going to reply to that immediately with I've had the
most fucking in tense earache from yesterday, and.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I wonder and I went, no, I can't do that
because he will slam me.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, for what, I had a fucking massive earache, And
now I've got this fucking spot on my neck that's
just throbbing and painful and down under my arm pet
and I feel wiped out deep vein thrombosis.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Because that's from sitting for long periods.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Because Yeah, No, it sounds like worried about you.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Look at him.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, it sounds like you should go to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
No, you're all good, Nah, be fine? Waited.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I just pump a few pemmies they called pennies. Are
you having camel?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
At your age.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Speaking of the doctor.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Jayson speaking of he needs to those are like symptoms
of like meningitis. Oh yeah, your fucking Glens and stuff.
Glens and my cousin died of that Kezy and my
brother had when he was a baby.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
With just speak for Jason has been through.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm like, maybe you should go to the doctor. Right,
He's not going to make sure you with a hat though.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
But listen, do you still have tramis?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Nah? Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Can you bring some in on Monday?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
You won't be here on Monday because you'll be dead.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
You haven't gone to the doctor.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Do you think you can get in touch with your wife?
She could pick the trammies up and courry of them
and drop them off.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
To the show today.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well what do I tell her.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That I'm dying?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
And then she was like, oh, is he going to
go to the doctor? And I was like, Nah, want
those trammies. He wants you to bring them some drugs.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
And it didn't have But I'll talk about this in
the show.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
The Whochy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy.
With the Warchy Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
We start to the day Fellers putting together an ikea
fucking shell unit.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
That sounds fun as I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I can't wait because I know how this goes, because
it goes the same way for me, human man.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Fucking hell.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
So I get into a zone and my wife gets
into a zone, and you gain each other.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
No, my wife.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
You know when you're a parent, mogan and used to
drive my daughter crazy when they're losing their ship and
you go into parent soft talking.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Mode, it's going to be okay. And my daughter Scarlett
used to hate that so much.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Don't speak today in your quiet voice.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay, Okay, you're the being.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
In a fucking hooever is doing it together?

Speaker 3 (05:50):
We go, No, that's not that's not the problem. If
you're doing it by yourself, would you have been in
a horror of a mood because you also couldn't I'm
assuming it's a frustration because you couldn't do it it.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, there were a lot of frustrations.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
And it's amazing. Like a shelf, it's put you in
a fucking herd.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
You know my tradition what I like to do when
I'm doing those sorts of things, and I'm much better
than I used to be because I did it quite
I had to talk quite a lot. What's going on there?
Was putting it, putting it together, no worries. Then you
look at it and you go that shelfs upside down. Yeah,
it seems to take the whole thing apart.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
And one bit's just just upside down, you know, and
that just fucking ah you fuck. I actually really I
love it, bengo what it was.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
But anyway, but you know, I need my wife because
because they don't.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
She can read.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
She's better at reading those instructions than I am. Like
I I you will not meets a more illogical person
in your life.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
It sounds like, and she'd just be doing it without you,
and I think that she would prefer it. So she's
good at reading the instructions.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
And she's also staying calm.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
And all you're doing is everything wrong you can't read
the instructions and getting angry?

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Can I can I just say she clearly didn't read
the instruction.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Her fault.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
She clearly mixed it up.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah good, I hope you took it out on it.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Seriously, man, About four or five times I had to
go into.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
The because I was I was fucking are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
How big is the shell about? But it's only about
you know, is it a bookshelf?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Six f No, it's like a clothing shells good, like
a wardrobe organized thing?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, yeah, kind of. It's just a big stand with
shelves on it, and you disc.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
See like a wardrobe organized.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
That sounds pretty simple and basic.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
It does, But I must say, that's what I thought.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
And you know, there are over two hundred fucking screws
and shit, so it wasn't just you.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Know, two hundred screws totally men fucking oath.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
There was two hundred maybe not two hundred, maybe forty.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
No, I swear to god there would have been at
least one hundred and fifty there.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I was like, why the fuck are there's so many screws,
that's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I guess they wanted to stay together. I guess I
knew that you'd lose so many. Throw them at the wall.
A power drill, yes, I do. Do you use the
screwdriver attachment?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Do you see it to drill mode or like one?
Two three?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah? Are you going to take this man?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Listen?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
They borrowed my power drill, put the screwdriver attachment, but
lift it on drill mode. And so no matter how
much resistance the screw gives you back, the d just
keeps going and turning the screw.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
No idea, No I in terms of the screw is
funnily enough, I did them all by hand.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, because it was.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
It was really it was awkward angles and ship and the.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Like.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
There'd be a pole like that and the screw would
be right next to the pole. That also, you know,
I thought, like I thought Ikea stuff was like Swedish,
it's fucking made in China.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
And it's just fuck you.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I care more like I don't care.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's ship.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
What's it feel like? They have done half a day's
yaka jay I reckon.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Well, here's the thing, feelings. It took us have a
three fucking hours and then we.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Still haven't finished it.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
How about this next time? No me, No, I'll build
it for you.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
No, next time, get pugs to come over and video.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
And this is the This is the other thing too,
is that my wife when we ordered it, she said,
we can hire a guy to put it all together
for forty bucks, and I mean, I know we can
do it.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Fuck you, hody j you idiots.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Is a bag. I'll come around taken in three years.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'll come around and do it, and all I'll charge
is you have to go get us some doublings for lunch.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Actually, we've got to put some jaws together and they're
three boxes worth. This one was only one fucking box.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
They'll do that.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I'll come around and do that next week.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I can't have you upstaging kid. I can't have another man.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Get a man over and it's easy. Hello, that'll be me.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I'd rather smash mode my shelves against a wall.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'd rather divorce my wife.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yes, fucking oh.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Ah, good stuff. Hey us in the Big Show four
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