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February 23, 2026 12 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:15):
Get a few.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hello o keysy Oh, backwards cheer keysy, you're cool?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Motherfucker year?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Man?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Backwards cheer keasy.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Just thought it so much your backwards today, Fellas.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I think it looks cool.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Well, you can try it.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I don't really have the legs spread that you do, y,
you know what I mean. I've got very small legs
building up the calves though, Fellas. Boy, the big bastards now,
I'm sure not the little beef jerky strips they were before.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
How are you getting them up by walking?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah? Man, so good? That's tell you what, Keysy. Next
time we play golf, I'm going to smash that fucker.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Thursday, right, Yeah, I'm hoping that I'll actually be able
to play. I should be fine. What's happened, well, as
I'll explain the show. I've injured my ankle right quite badly,
but I'm hoping, because it's feeling bitter already, I'm hoping
that by Thursday she's good to go.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well If there was one thing we learned after our
sprint against Breakfast on the race track there after you devastating,
is that you recover quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah. Yeah, if there was anything wrong in the first place.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, that's a weird accusation. Imagine if I was just
putting it.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's the ACC's accusation against you, is that you injured
yourself you're playing golf, and then you've just said that
it was a very bad injury. But you think you're
going to be back playing golf by Thursday. So let's
giveing them morem You gotta look at key men.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
The thing with the acc though, Mike, is that desperate
for content.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
They're really scrambling bastards.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
So I don't know what happened with my quade. All
I know is that it healed pretty quick, and three
days later I did go and play golf, but with
a golf cart.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh yeah, So I mean I said the next thing,
ye yeah, yeah, I quite clear about it.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
And they missed out the golf card part. It's just
the thing that they do that annoys me is they
put mustard on stuff and then it becomes just fabricated.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah. Yeah, that's my head and people put mustard on ship.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
There's no honor. No Our show is like if we
say it happened totally man, except for you, sometimes.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Exactly as we said it happened, you know what I'm saying.
But I am because I you know, being in the
city now, which is great, I missed the bush of it.
I'm looking forward to getting up to a bit of
greenery and having a bit of a smack around.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
See, I reckon.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
What's going to happen is after a year living in
the city, you're going to decide to go bush well, like.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
We could do'd be dead with it in now.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Hell no, no, next year we're going to go and
live in Vietnam.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Really, yeah, that's the next plan.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Fuck, that'd be awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, I reckon, Just have to find something to do
over there. It's all.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
So are you announcing on this podcast, Tea, So this
is your last year on the bag on the podcast
right now?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
So this is your last year on the of the
big show?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well, well pretty much, man, Well I guess it would be.
I mean, if there's a way I can do it
from Vietnam.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't think. So it's the time difference.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's actually a good question. I can't recall what the
time difference was there.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
What's the time in Vietnam right now?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
It's nine am, So would be perfect breakfast. It would
be like we have to get moved to breakfast. I
could do from team to two. Yeah, yeah, man, we
could just do our ship. And I'm pretty good with technology.
I'm sure we can hook it up. Feelings. You can
be in the studio. Yeah, I can be in my
little bungalow.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
There sounds too hard. I thought we just flag it.
We just flagged the whole thing and just go, Well,
it's been good.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, it's been a blasts.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I might move to Cambodia.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, okay, it'll be cool and you could motorcycle across.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
You might move to the rock. Good money might beat
that packs.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
There's good money in that, really good money.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
We went to a wedding on the weekend the Fellows,
and while I was there, I got to talk to
the bride of the last wedding that I went to
a couple of weeks in Topaur and she came up
to me and she said, I heard you talking on
the radio about our wedding.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
What did you say I'm trying to remember.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
That's exactly what I said. I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's terrible, isn't it, because we say it and then
it just disappears.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I remember being concerned because I had to walk a
line because it was the Monday after their wedding, and
not wanting to offend them. I forgot back to them,
but at the same time needing to put some mustard
on it so it's not too bland. I said, I
can't remember anything that was said. I said, well, you
were finished, said no. I said, that's good. She said,

(04:56):
you said that I gave him at the altar.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Then I came down the aisle to white wedding. I
think you just think about Cody's maybe as well. Yeah,
and then at the end, you guys asked if I
thought it was going to going to be a good marriage,
and we said nays a shock and burst. But apparently
one of the appearances, I think it was her parents
heard it the break and was playing it for all
their mates. Right, absolutely loving the big shows. Another couple

(05:26):
of podcasters the feelings.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, great, yeah, No. I vaguely recall the discussion, but
mostly I recall you going now I just need to
be careful with this, yes, because I don't want it
to be really bad and for them to be upset
by it. That's so you were treading that very fine
line of comedy and offense.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
While also having no idea what we're going to talk
about and hoping for the best. When we got started
trusting our instincts. Yeah, that's what we were doing. The
whole Archy Big Show wed days from four on Radio Hurdarchy,
the Wrecking.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Big Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
But there was some good stuff. There was some good
stuff for that winning a lot of big fan show,
Big Show fans, Big fan shows.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Are going to be gutted about the whole jazz Vietnam thing.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh not happy. Yeah. One of the guys won't know
because he saves up all of his Big Show podcasts
until he does a drive to Kaye Tyre Wow or
because he works for Corrections, the Department of Corrections, and
he's bonded. He's thirty sex, he's bonded with his young
cousins who are twenty, twenty four and twenty six. Maybe
there's also maybe two of them nice and they all

(06:32):
bond over the Big Show. Because he went back to
Taranaki having lived in Auckland for a while and everyone
there is calling each other a backbone and all this
what's going on here? Where has this come from? And
so I got put onto the big show. So that's
how they connect. Now they've got to chat each other
videos and shit far out.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh that's fantastic. Well yeah, but you know it is
the last year probably, you know, and I think you
go out on a high fellas. You know what I mean, Man,
you don't want to be well.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Because you've got to bring it in for a landing,
which means the quality has got to get lower and
lower and lower as you come down to the runway. Yes,
unless you go up and up and up and then
just nostive.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
What I think we've got to do is we want
the audience to want it to be the last year.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
That way we're doing like we're leaving them with a positive,
which is, hey, we are going to step down.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
We know it's shit now. My other great fear would
be that do you know when a show comes back
Arista development? Did it? You know when a show should
be done and then they come back and they try
and cash in on it. Happy Gilmore two and a
half Men Happy Gilmore two two and a half men. Yeah, okay,
a different that just continued though, But also yeah, like

(07:40):
cut your losses. I feel like we should have on
our last show, should be so bad that we get fired, yes,
and then we can never come back.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, and people will talk about the show and go
The first two or three years were awesome and then
it was just a slow decline in the final years.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I think you guys should we'll do is will
do that. You guys do it really bad, but then
we'll make sure that people will at least Kezy sort
of kept it together.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, we'll plant. It won't be the same without
you bowming it as well. Man, we're all get.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Well plant seeds for Keysy everywhere.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I don't want you planting any Keasy seeds.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
For We're just all over the fertile soil. Mogi and
I will plant fertile seeds for Kesy to take the
reins and you know, create his own that the new
big show. That's right, show the Kesy Show with me,
like e.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
The Keezy Show with me Jason once a week from Vietnam, Yes,
and just be like what's going on in Vietnam?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, Chao, and then canceled again.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
What did you just say he doesn't know Zinchao? I think?
Is thank you? Right?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Okay? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Or how about Actually it's a very difficult language to
get your mouth around. It's and when you hear it
spoken fluently, it's like, holy shit. I would never master
that English very fast.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
English is harder to learn than those languages, though, I
suppose so because it's so confusing noises that certain things make.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Maybe I'll get one of those sort of audio tape
things and just have it on and tape and have
it on in my head.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Fine, why you just stay in New Zealand where you're safe.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, maybe what about this?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Stay in New Zealand and once a week go and
get like a fur or a barn me from somewhere
near you or some dumpling you're in Vietnam.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, yeah, Well, there's plenty of barn me places around. Actually,
there's one just in Queen Street. There there's another one
it's called barn Me seventy seven, which I pointed out
to someone. And there's a barn Me seventy seven on
k Road and the barn Me at seven seven and
Queen Street that I had with Bloody good.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
There's something about seventy seven because a there's a joint
and must be the year Wellington. Now it's lucky. I
think seven lucky because in Chinese it's eight, isn't it? Ay?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
In Vietnam the Vietnamese place I went for lunch yesterday, jays,
I was listening to the couple next to me who
were Vietnamese eating and they're on a bit of a
date actually, and the guy was like, yes, this is
my favorite place, you know, it reminds me of home
and blah blah blah. And then she was like, oh,
where do you go if you want to barn me?
And he was like, to be honest, the best barn
me I've had? Is it the Aukland night market?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Really? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
So I was because I was listening intensely and I
was copying whatever he did when he got his fur,
all the stuff he put in it. I did the
same thing. Yes, And then when he said that, I
was like, I'm gonna go to the nightmarket and get
a bar meet.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
It's good intel, yes, good to know.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah. To seven is as popular, but it's not as
popular as six, which represents prosperity, an eight, which represents
wealth and growth. Those are strongly favored phone numbers in business.
So when you start a business, you always want to
get yourself a six or an eight in there.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Right, Okay, good to know.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
There you go in my phone number.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
I've got to set up a business.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Fellas, Yeah, the toasts and porn rags.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay, it's not, it's not. It's got nothing to do
with that. Fells not not for restaurants. There you go.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
It's all graft.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's all hard, yeah, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Maybe it must be the year?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
What do the last episode tonight, Fellas of Old Dear
Night of the Seven Kingdoms?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Oh my god? Yes, cool, it's cool.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
You know, nothing important? A year after the wharf and
it it's.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Cool, But I think that's what it's.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
It's cool, but disappointing, is it?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Well?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I want more?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh? I thought you said the last episode is cool
but disappointing.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
No, no, yeah, it's just appointing. It's the last one
of the seasons.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Mate, Hey, listen to the Big Show fort or seven
weekdays radio. Hurduki. I fucking watched it last night with
a glass of red wine. Here he is and three
D headphones on and it blew my mind. Big Show
fortal seven ready heard a game mate
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