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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you bastards, because I used to wear white
YouTube and for raw Doggies four to seven every weekday
on radio get a Fellows.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I shouldn't have done that. I got a messively at
the moment that really hurt backbone. Hello, how are we going? Team?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Why are you talking about white linen pants?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Just then?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Because I just saw someone wearing white linen pants and
it reminded you know how I told you that story
when I was doing teacher training and one of the
kids said, I had weird pants.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
But that girl, that the young attractive girl who were passed,
she didn't have weird pants. You just had white pants on.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah, well that's what I mean. I saw those and
it reminded me of my weird white.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
As you used to wear woman's pants with shoes you're
wearing today. Did you see that? Put that in your bone?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
The reason you're wearing those is because of my notepad.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Listener, that's true.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It was time, it was it was I have to
start wearing these nowsh Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Well, I know I'm secretly hoping in this, you know,
whether that they're going to get a bit fouled out,
be a bit dirty, you know what I'm saying fellows.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, man, I'd probably just get rid of them if
that was me.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I went and had a lunch today. I was telling
Keezy about it. There was it a Michelin Star restaurant,
Jason I saw Mogi.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Actually, there was an article just released that in New
Zealand for the first time, has released Michelin Stars.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
They paid Michelin who also make tires company, to come
down here six million dollars. I paid them to come
down here and review New Zealand restaurants to get a
great gig Michelin Star. So they came down here where
it's a waste of fucking money. But anyway, good ones.
They came down there. They've got to do it for
three years, right and wonderful. It must have been plus
(01:51):
expenses surely. So yeah, they ended up handing a bunch out.
But tell you what, I tell you what do you
know what the food that we had before, I enjoyed
the food before angle a bit more. Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Now it was just a cheap and cheerful Japanese place.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It was like, this place was fine, nice, but Michelin Stars.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
All right, blow my heart.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'll tell you what. I wouldn't be going back there
in a hurry. No, up and there.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's not that great.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, it's fine, but it's not like oh man, it's
not like hot pot. And there was a huge pause
on the tip. Hu pause, what do you mean? Well,
you know, what do you want to It was on
the machine right, and then I paid. God, look, I
(02:44):
loved your restaurant. It was really good. However, yeah, and
then I got the ping number wrong. So when they
when when you do the tip thing, they sort of
look away, you know, yes, And then I got the
pin number wrong. And then the next time put it through,
he just clicked straight past it. So no tip because
he knew I didn't want to give a tip. So
(03:05):
previously I've been fishing for a tip, yes, but pain
at costs like it was a it was keysy. Have
you heard of a business lunch man? Oh? So I
was thinking some people. So it was like four hundred
and almost five hundred bucks. Yeah, there ain't no tip,
No fuck, there ain't no tip man. The tip is
in your margins. I'm not fair. And it was that
(03:27):
they were lovely, but no one was giving me a shoulder.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Uh hate being asked for a tip.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It does my head and it's annoying. It's annoying.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
And what I've discovered about me and my wife's the same.
Flash restaurants just aren't for.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Us, right, I don't. This place isn't to be clear.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, but you know what I mean, Like we are
very much middle of the road sort of cheap and cheerful.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Kind of asia during at me. Ah well you know
because you were talking about it.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, and I've had many experiences at flash restaurants that
have been fucking horrible. And also I found with flash restaurants,
or you're more upmarket ones, they are more discriminatory against
non drinkers.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Like if you go to a really flash restaurant money yes, and.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
They don't and you don't drink, suddenly the service goes
bonk drops down, and.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You're it's not as interesting.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I haven't worn them to a flash restaurant, but these
boots would go very well in a flash restaurant, Yeah,
because that go styly dude.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
He's obviously got cash. You know.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
The perfect restaurant they'd be at home at is one
of those ones where it's completely pitch black and the
waiters are all blind.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, but they glow though, So we're going to have
to ask you to leave. You're bringing too much license.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
It's funny when I was walking into work today because
there was a guy, you know, worker there's a little
high vison sitting there having evight by the town hall,
and I walked past him and he was just staring
at my.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Boots in entire time. Man, I was like, what felt like?
Can you stop staring at my boots? Man? My eyes
were out here. They draw the I in. They certainly
do for all the reasons.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
And how did you feel after that, especially.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
When you're wearing black jeans too?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Did you feel embarrassed after that?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It's that thing.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Of as I've said, I've just got to own it now,
I've just gone you actually don't and they're very comfortable, but.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
You don't have to you literally right now, I could say, hey, guys,
I've decided I'm getting rid of.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
The boots travelers. That would feel like a defeat that
ye would, but we're not fighting against it would feel
like a defeat to you. Kezy what those beautiful specimens
The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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(05:57):
souls on them because for a woman's boot, they're quite butcher. Yeah,
they're quite bloody.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
The the old owner was Dame Bellerie Adams.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh seriously, nah, well of those I know not that
I not that I would mind either way.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
But Jane valead them. Yeah, what it looks like is
you've cut the foot of a mannequin. It's that color, Yes,
it is that American color.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But you know they're all g man, they're all g
And when it comes to the tips, if it's really good,
which doesn't happen often enough that you want to pay
for it, I added on yes, so I look at
what i'm paying and then I work out if I'm
going to pay extra, and then I pay extra. Yeah,
I don't see you think it is five that a
noise and that's what it had, or you're going to
(06:43):
type in your own it's right, and I had one
the other day. But they're just trying to get terrorists,
and then it makes you feel guilty that you're not
giving them a tip. You should feel guilty for us.
I do. Yeah, I hope, yeah, Okay, I must don't
go down there because the other day I was at
one and can you beeper out me saying because then that's.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Going to be uh, and so you have to beat
that one as well.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, both of them, any any of the especially yeaheah.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah. I went to a restaurant the other day and
it was it was owned by a particular person who
was in the paper recently for having closed down a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Of his restaurants.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, yah, yeah, which you know I was
at that one. I have never had someone serving me
be more fucked off that I didn't click yes on
the tip.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Really, Yeah, what'd you say?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Ah, you gotta say and.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
She just like gave me this weird and maybe I'm
maybe I'm full of shit, but I remember thinking, holy fuck,
I'm sorry I didn't tip you at You're very expensive.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Oh but yeah, I mean, especially if you think about it,
Fellers twenty percent.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, especially in this day and age. Fuck another yeah,
but I mean there might be people that have got
money they can pay that, but that's up to them,
and the vast majority of people wouldn't, especially in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I I nine five percent of the time give a tip,
not always happily.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Time I give tips, So we just likely.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
But I don't do you know, if it's like twenty
fifteen ten, it's like, fuck off, I'll decide, you know,
two dollars fifty you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
And you get it out of your little person.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Ye points and coy out your hand and money from
when we went to Fiji I put it on. But yeah,
it's one of those.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
And also without being a dick about it, if you
are kind of knowing, you know, I always had this
fear that they go.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Hod Jay is a fucking tight bastard.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
But what you have to do is sit a reputation
as they're on the show. You know what I mean,
I am a tight ass people.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
No one's going to believe I'm a tight ass man.
I don't know. No one in the right mind would think.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
J was a time I wouldn't believe that you were. Like,
I find it harder to believe that you tipped ninety
five percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh, I don't believe at all. I'd love to see
the running total on that. Yeah, your wife to corroborate
that show. Yeah, ninety five percent of the time. So
nineteen out of twenty times that you eat out, you're tipping. Yes,
So do you.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Tip at the hot pot place?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
The other day, but.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Only at restaurants, not at cafes and so forth.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Right, so your hot pot did you tip at the
Japanese restaurant the other day? But the hard pot did
you before englebit.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
The hot part that was the one out of the
twin Well, no.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Not there because it was a very complicated one doing
their own things very easy.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Moogie was after me. Yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I just in terms of spending money on food, my
wife and I were discussing. We were embarrassed by this
good There was one day. There was one day when
we went to see the girls in Australia and I
and it still sickens me because we'll be disgusted.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
And keep in mind the tipsy one day.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yeah, we spent one thousand dollars on food, right, but
thousand how well you had to be fair sex.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Well, what the fuck you're on a holiday?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Who kids? But thousand dollars one hundred and seventy dollars,
that's more than our accommodation cost. Well, your accommodation it
was a house was halfway, it was, But it's not
a commentary on the food, your accommodation.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
We went, I went back through the account and I
was like, that is fucking terrible.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
One of them was a very flash restaurant and it
was like seven.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Hundred bars and it was like did you tip? Yes?
I did. It's an amazing.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Dude, Jace. You're allowed to enjoy yourself. Man, you've worked
hard to get where you are.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Well, but a thousand dollars looked nah, But you're allowed
to enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
You're on holiday, you're with your daughters, you're all back together,
go out.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
For day because just you and your missiles out and
about and you'd spent three hundred and fifty dollars for
your day's food while on holiday. Would you be getting yes,
I would. You are a lion bast Do you want.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Hell of a hot pot for three fifty?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It would be a cold.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
We would have really filled up the bowl if it
was three fifty.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
The toilet bowl. That doesn't make sense. Ah, yeah, this
is a big show. Four to seven weekdays. Ready to
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