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Speaker 1 (00:05):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, man a Fellows, Fellows, Hello, I've just had to
jack myself out out for a change.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yes, it's feeling very tired. What is that?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
How was your sleep?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'll talk about that in the show.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, And I've had to was because Keasy walked past
me and I smelt the waft instant coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
And I was like, actually, that smells quite good.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So I've made myself an instant coffee and I know
one hundred percent that at two o'clock this morning, I'm
going to be.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Fumian tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Are you be happy to know? This is a an
instant coffee? By the way, it's out of my coffee machine.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
He doesn't do that. It's upgraded. I've got to have
an instant coffee because they haven't everyone for years. But
I steered down my significant snout at it, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yes, Yeah, I still like them.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We had a situation because our coffee machine's being fixed
at the moment and our new kitchen arrangement is a
gas bastard and there is a gas and they're all
huge elements, and so we're doing the stovetop and it's like,
oh funk, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's going to burn the ship out of the handle.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
So you've got a gas on.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, the gas is on. Everything's on fellows part on
the TV. And we didn't have our skybox. But then
I was sitting there this morning thinking about that canundrum,
and I figured out a way to do it, and
she works beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Did you put a hot plate on it?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, we don't have a hot plate.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Usually they have like the big because it has got
the iron irons.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yes, Usually there's like another thing that you put on
top of the center.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, we can't find one of those.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What did you What was your work around?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
My workaround was just putting it to the side slightly
on the out and it worked.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Wait, do you know I love those stovetops. That's what
we've got. I've also got a proper rocket coffee machine,
so a proper proper one. Yes, And in the missus
like do you want me to make one of these?
I'm like no, I like I love the stovetop.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Man they're really good.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I mean, and this is a little bit because I
usually have your flat white from our machine, but I've
been having the stovetop with just a dollop of cream.
Oh l as as my wife that it's a lot smaller,
a lot less smelt, and it just gives you that
to do.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh yeah, I'm sort of I'd be kind of happy
not having a stovetop, I mean a machine.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh case, he's he's doing his DeLong e yes partnership.
Of course, I haven't bread have a bread Pet doing those,
so having bread Pet are doing the same sponsorship. How
about that.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I haven't uploaded a single reel yet because it takes
them forever to get back to us. It's been over
a year now, it's still not and I have approasted
a single reel because I'm waiting for them to It's
a fucking good reel thing.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's a good deal, man.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
It's so because I've yeah, I've got a coffee shit,
I've been using the ass off it and I've filmed
a reel and cut it and I'm just like cool, man,
upload what if you guys want?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Oh my god, it's really bizarre.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, so they was the deal. They gave you a
really flash machine and.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Pay me consider a certain number of reels using the machine.
That's how it works.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I just shattered. If I were you keasy and get
on with your life, you.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Know what I mean? Well, I mean I am.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
I'm drinking coffee and put the money in the bank
and go okay, I haven't gone the money because I
haven't uploaded the reel.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah okay, but you've got the machine, the machine. Yeah,
that's something.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I didn't want the money. I didn't want to cash.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You want a cashy.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I was happy without a machine.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, but now you've got the machine, you're happy.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
You love the machine? You were talking about at our
last golf outing. It was I and it's what would
you like this? The usual keys?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh yeah, it does do that.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
It goes, it goes. It's it's breakfast time. Do you
want your usual?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It talks to you, no words on the sun. Ah, yeah,
that's right. I don't like these fucking robots talking to
me at all. It just it just is that's good
on the screen. I like that.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
It's just like, do you want your usual? It's breakfast time?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
And I go yes, because I've set it up and
then it's like, oh, it's lunchtime, do you want your usual?
What's for some reason to sit to a nice coffee
because my wife had one?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
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Speaker 5 (04:32):
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Speaker 3 (04:38):
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Speaker 1 (04:40):
Podcast attending for the weekend. Feelers excited about this all
the long weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It's great, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And it might even be sunny.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, we're still sort of black, we're sort of clean
out our house and ship. Man. But I said to
my wife tomorrow, fuck that, we're just having having a
day off all of this ship.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I think it's a nice sunny day tomorrow too.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, and just wandering around this morning just loving it,
And I just went, fuck you, man, let's let's do it.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Let's forget it tomorrow and then get back.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
To the ship. Are you happy with your move? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Man, it's also I'm tired. I'm just really tired today.
But it's fucking great.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I mean, my daughter's already had a run in with
the fucking oldies.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But ay is she one of the locals. She I'll
tell you what a really lessen twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, it wasn't really I'm being a bit of a
dad about it. But it's really interesting the people that
live there that I've met thus far.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
It's going to be interesting, right.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
So the neighbors aren't very nice.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh no, they're bloody.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
They're well to do.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, it was like that we had an apartment and
and we bought it, and it was an office. So
they built these They built these apartments over there behind
the train station before the translation was there, possibly, but
they are these big sort of parks. They're all on
a body corp and their flash yes, and these they
(06:09):
built these buildings and on the ground floor they had
offices an office on either side of the four year
and that was where the builders operated and they would
bring in people and then show them around and sell
sell all these apartments out of these offices. And then
at the end of it they were stuck with two offices.
So we bought one of the offices and we converted it.
(06:30):
This is like ten years or so ago. We converted
it into an apartment and we're able to buy it.
We bought it, and then we found out a year
or so later after we converted it that everybody in
the building, the body Cort went to the council and
tried to have it so that we couldn't convert that
apartment into a living Why because they didn't want anybody
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living there, because I was so used to it just
been offices that sat empty. They didn't want to then
have to come through the four year where people were living,
so they didn't object to us buying in the first place.
Knowing that we were going to convert it. They waited
until we spent our money and then tried to fuck
us so that we would have been We would have
been fucked. All of our money had gone into it,
and we would potentially not have been able to convert it,
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and then we would have had an office in the
bottom of an apartment building with a camp and they
but super super wealthy. Yes, remu Era classic fuck with
the lowest of the low, the worst of people, absolute
worst of people.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well, I've only I've met a few other and most.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Of them have been lovely and they're funny something else
because they live on another planet.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I got on the left to a and there was
a fellow there, a mature a fella wearing his towel.
So it's obviously just been for a swim and I
said to him, good swim, was it, mate?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
And he went not bad? And I went, that's the stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Dry balls. But it's like I was small talk.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, but I'm also really aware of I mean, you're
talking about transplants from deep west Auckland, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
And there's been a few sideways glances, I can tell you.
Not at my wife. She's great.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
She fits in. Do you reckon it was I fit in?
Were you wearing a Reburger hat?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I wasn't wearing any hat?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, right, soon enough, you'll be coming in here.
We're in a fucking top hit.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
And a monocle.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I think you've got to start having some stories about
your neighbors and your building.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Oh yeah, I will show. I'm just I'm a bit
sort of.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yeah. Well the good news about that client tell by
the sounds of it, your neighbors definitely won't listen to
this station.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
No, this will be below.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And it was so funny, you know, because the carpets
are very plush going to the apartments, and how the
movers did all their ship and they left a bit
of you know, bits and pieces on the carpet and stuff,
and I went, oh, fuck, we didn't bring out vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
So I was walking on the carpet plucking up bits
of fluff. But it's like but then they then they vacuumed,
and it was like, I knew I should have vacuumed.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Do you have to vacuum the area?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
No? Wow, if you make a mess, you clean that. Yes.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, it's not like you have to have a turn
vacuum in the hallway.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
But actually what.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Actually happened was they put in the left covers. They said,
do you want left covers? I mean, yeah, that'd be great.
They just put covers on the left so that they
don't And then my daughter was in the left and
the woman said to her, are you the new neighbors
And she said yes, And she said, well you you
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guys need to take these left covers down and take
them and put them away.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And she was like, oh, do we.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And she was like, yes, you take them up to
the fifth floor and and my daughter went, oh, okay.
And then this woman whispered to the other one in
the left, these are the new neighbors, and my daughter said.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yes, that's who we are, and I said, now lesser.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
There's there's good stuff from here. That's good stuff from here.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
But then my wife went in because there was no
mention of that about you've got to pack up the
left stuff because no one's mentioned that to us.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
We didn't know anything about.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
It, and just the am assuming you should know. It
goes on the fifth floor and you have to pack
it up.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And then my wife did it and she was like,
and our neighbor said, oh, you got to take it
up to the fifth floor and put them away.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And so she went up to the fifth floor and
went put them away.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Weird, Right where do I put them away? And so
that she went back to the neigh and she said, oh,
help you and went up with her and said they
go over there, and she was like, oh, okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
But it was just one of those weird.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And that's all you need to But it's nice having
those little adventures as well. Every day you come and
you go here we go. That's fun with George. That's
so they're just so unfriendly it's unreal miserable. And then
on the other side of the way, you have fun
with that, Jason, everyone I will.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
On the other side of that deep Central Auckland dish,
going on, what do you mean? There's brawls and really yeah,
And then I go back into my air conditioned laugh
and I look out over them and I go, how
many stories is sex? I think top nowhere too. It's
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just good, especially when you're carting ship around to.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
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Speaker 1 (11:53):
Heard you