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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Get a fellows.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hello, just seeing here On the emails Jas, you wouldn't
have seen this man, probably not know there's an email
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(00:40):
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I'm attaining maintaining good pasture and spinal world Bean Jason,
I would be into that because you strike me as
someone who's got a touch of the Biffeters.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm going to be honest. Well, no, I'm I'm good
as long as I'm moving.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yes. When I stop tracking.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And you're like like getting up off the couch. If
I've just been walking around, I sat down on the
couch for twenty minutes, I get up, I'm ah fuck.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Can I put it to you? This way keazy. If
this was nineteen eighty one and you had to go
to work middle of winter, right and Jason was your car,
you get up out of bed, you'd go outside, you'd
start the car. You just leave it and neutral and
you keep it running. Then you go back inside. Yeah,
you'd have a shower, bit of breakfast, give it a
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good thirty forty minutes and then hody, j is going
to be ready to go. But once he's warmed up,
he's sweetie. But that's the difference. So is that if
j was a car, maybe he would warm up. That's true.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Actually, when we play golf still to this day, zero
went straight into my back hurts.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I mean, I don't know how you guys are like
with this, but probably awesome. Getting up in the morning,
I'm the same. I get up and I'm like, ah.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Same here.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
But that's because you and I have the same issue,
which is I think we both did a stiffer bed.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
The bed because is mine. Fuck, every morning I wake
up with this all back, do you yes? And it's
because of my bed.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
You're gonna get this sort of lit Well, interestingly, it's
not that interesting, but it did tell a story is
when we were in Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
We slept on hard beds into Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I went to Vietnam. I'll tell you about it.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
One day, fellas, Um, let's think you said, and you said,
your bag is great.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
We slept on hard beds the whole time. Well, you know,
we'll firm beds and my back problems disappeared.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, so it is one hundred percent and the softness
of your couch will be the same thing, same with
my couch.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
My hernia hurts today though it's really getting a bit protrudy.
I might have to get it stitched back.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Do you find yourself when you're sort of hanging around
the house by yourself because your wife works, or you
wander around the city by yourself, do you find yourself
in conversation with your hernia? Jas just little chats all
the sides.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And what I find with my hernia mogie is I'm
in a constant battle to not push it back in.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
But you're meant to push your beg in.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, I know, but it hits so much when I do.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
They're the audience it where it is actually makes it
look like you've got an OUTI belly button. Yes, but
much grosser, way grosser. So yeah, So Jaceon, do you
currently have an OUTI.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't think. I think it's gone back in again.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Do you know what you should do, Jason is you
should get a taartoo and you should tattoo the honia
a red like a button, and then over the top
of it put something like yeah, push to reset or
yeah if in a horror of a mood of a mood.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Sorry excuse me Jesus right, Presston put Jason too a
hor of the mood. And by the way, that meadow
Fresh thing there, Oh yeah, I was listening to the Breakfast.
It's an experiment. Yeah, they've got Steven Adams to sign it,
and then they're just leaving it there because they reckon
one of us is going to steal it.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Oh really Yeah no, I was told not to not
to touch it because it means so much to Jerry. Nah.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm not a basketball fan, so I'm not that interested
to give you an.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Idea of what we've got here. We've got a meadow
Fresh quick breaky protein and fiber and energy. It's more
of a they think we'll just eat it. Oh yeah, no,
that's what I'm saying so to give people an idea,
and it's a vanilla flavor. I wouldn't drink that ship
in a million years, I know, so I'm out. So
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it's too close to me. I wouldn't go. Even though
it's got a picture of Steven Adams with a basketball
on it. Yes, it's still not putting me over the edge.
It's and I like a flavored milk, flavored milk, but
not even I'm tempted.
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Speaker 4 (04:55):
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Speaker 3 (04:58):
Jason's got a new addiction? Yeah, oh yeah, I know. God,
you're going to be so you are going to absolutely
blow out frozen yogurt.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah we had one last week.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
He will because he's had so many addictions. And you
look exactly the same. Well you are steam putting.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You asked me what it was, where it was it's
called And my and my wife humiliated herself when we
went there because there's a whole little range of sweets
that you can put on your yogurt, you know, like,
you know, I might put some sweets on mine tonight,
know it good on your love? And she had some tweezers,
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And she got a whole tweezer full of M and
m's and then drop them all over the floor.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
How many can you carry in a tweezer? Well, she
had a real you mean, like tongus.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, yeah, tongues. Just get one of the time here
one douche, douche. So that was human bloody good though.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh yeah, I do like frozen yogurt.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Ye, And you kid yourself by saying, oh, it's you know,
really good for you because it's yogat shit.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You've seen the Seinfould episode. It's famous episode. No I'm
not a sign found they opened a frozen yogurt store
and everyone's addicted to it because it's low fat.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's actually just really really bad. Everyone everyone gets humane.
What's happening to me? So I've just we might have
to do some beeping here, pegs, we won't have to
do some beeping. But I've just googled. There's the store
that you go to. Yes, this is the headline simply
not yogurt. Yeah, A frozen yogurt company has been fine
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for selling frozen yogurt products which did not contain yogurt.
The fine has been reduced from two hundred and seventy
thousand dollars to seventy because the company is charged by
the Communist Commission. We're both in liquidation. Do you go
sixty three counts? So they've they've resurfaced. Does it look
like that or is it changed? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
No, it looks like that. You go.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I wonder if it is joy I wonder what if
it's not yoga.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well there's all sorts of flake. Yeah, well it's a
good queers probably just ice cream.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Um, but I know it's in it. No, do you
want to know?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I worry about the young lady. I worry about the
young ladies serving there. She's very she's very sweet, and
she you know, and I they're up fucking late, man,
And I was like, you get some bloody customers.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I tell you what it's like down near down by
the Yes, there's a crepery.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh yes, I know the way.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
We went to the late night crapery once at like
ten pm and this lovely French girl was working there
and everyone outside was either wasted or unhoused, and there
was no security person or anything. It's just her by
this window, right, great crape, great, really delicious.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Give her a few facts.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
No, no, no, I had to when when we were
on our way to Yogurt Story last night, Mogan. Yes,
it was about eight thirty and there was a guy
lying an a tear square up and like it had
blankets over him. But he was on the steps and
(08:14):
ata square, you know, with the status, and both my
wife and I stopped and we were looking at him,
and I was like, is he alive? Gray hair? And
I was like ah. So we went to Yogurt Story
and got our yogics, and then on the way back
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we sort of walked past him again and he wasn't moving,
and I was like, hold this, darling, and I went
over and I just had to check that he was
still alive, and he was. He was all g I said,
you're all good, mates, and he blinked and smiled and
did the thumbs up, and I went, okay, good, no, off.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
He is fair enough.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
But it was just a really peculiar place to do it,
on the steps of a t square because people going
up and down the steps all the time, like he
had made a bed.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Did you have them to move on? No? I went
back to my it's so cold at the moment. Yeah,
winter's here.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You've got to get off the ground. Fellows, you've got
to get off the ground. I know for people that
are sleeping on the not good.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
You need to tell them when on one day it's
not on our podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I do.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I do so when you say get off the girl,
where do they sleep on a bench? But then for
ear will come underneath the cardboard.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
But yeah, you lose you lose way more body heat
if you're lying directly on the ground.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Keezy right, because you were on housed for a bit.
There are I have been.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah really but anyway, so it's not yoga, but it
doesn't say what it is. That's weird.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
No, And that they've come back, well, according to this
they're no longer in business, Jase, I don't know where
the fuck you've been going. As of this year, that
brand to say that being beeped again, there's no longer operating,
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no longer an operating business, and the e Commerce Commission
case is closed. The original nationwide chain of twenty two
stores no longer exists. Wow, well, where have you been going?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Well, it's definitely I will beep it bugs is going,
fuck you man.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
And it's right next to.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
We're going to beat that now as well because people
will know where that is actually, pugs. You might have
to beat everything. Jay says on the side, it's.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
It does still exist, but unlike oh well, like most things,
when you talk to AI, as soon as your challenge,
it admits that it's fucking wrong. The surviving store, Yes,
that one there still exists, got a very good rating.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It's bloody good stuff. You should take your wife their
keys this year like it.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I was like, oh, hey, blah blah blah, what's the
roundup of stuff that's happened for the Keys in the
Calm Games over night?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
They're like blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
And of course the Keys don't have a female gymnastics team,
and I'm like, yes I do. And it's like, oh,
you're crick yes they do. It's made up of blah
blah blah. I'm just like, what exactly what you should do?
NIXT is a b C. It's like, well, no, you
fucking do it. It's like oh yeah, okay, I'll do.
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