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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
On Get a Feelers.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hello, good stuff. I'm tell you what, um I we've
just had a big feed.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We won't say what we had a big feed of,
but we had a really big feed. And I'm staffed
at the gun or that's me for the rest of
the day. I don't need I just texted my wife
to say, no dinner for me tonight, Darlan, did you?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, I'm full on what I've just been eating, plus
all the chips that I'll steal and.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The chip well, funnily enough, I went to steal some
chips and I went, hang about that was just it
was just habits and I went, no, I don't need chips,
and I just literally ate a massive pile of chips.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
At what point is the chip stealing going to finish?
I don't know, you know what I mean like it
because it's obviously like a it's like a revenge thing.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
When when is the revenge done?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, it's not really a revenge thing. It's just I
like chips and these ones are free.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Except when Kezy, for example, brings in free ones. You're
like not interested.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I mean when people pay for them, they just don't
taste the same, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
It's just how if we were to put a dollar
value on the amount of chips stolen, So I know,
a pack of those chips goes for about five bucks.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
That's say market now it's called it four, it's got
four dollars. How long have you been stealing chips for?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Days? Two years? Yeap?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Oh yeah, okay, I'm just gonna do some meths over here.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, well that's about two and twenty five days a
year we work Keezy.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So there you go. A thousand bucks. My friend steals
two eighteen hundred dollars a year, eighteen hundred.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Dollars since every over the last two years dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's not bad, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And then I've shared some of those as well.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, I mean you guys have all probably more on top. Actually,
you know you you guys have indulged in my fevery.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Especially in the earlier days.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yes, he steals a packet of football chips every day,
and it's done so for the past two years.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
How much has he stolen? Two thousand and eighty dollars?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
No, it's eighteen hundred because we worked two hundred and
twenty five days in the year.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Five times fifty two times two.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, but we don't work fifty two monks.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's not that's not true. You're true. Actually, two hundred
and twenty five days of the year.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Trying to make me look bad.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
It four weeks off.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
What are you working out? I've given you the answer, man,
I know the answer. I've told you. It's nine hundred
dollars a year per year.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But you know, it's been a long time since I've
stolen any Yeah, oh yeah, I mean it's been months,
months and months and months.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Eighteen forty, eighteen hundred and forty. You don't how crazy?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
You don't count the small bags of chips then.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Nah, well they're like incidental, aren't they.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And actually they've got very they've got very slack on
that front because they're literally just lying all over the floor.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I'm worried about you, what do you mean, man?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I worry about like with that hat today that you
tried to steal. I worry that you have a take
mentality I that when you come in here, you're allowed
whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I only tried to have that hat because I thought
it was a new one and he was just giving
it out for you for the video.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
That we were making. I have that hat.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You know there was a there was an element of
humor in.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It, right, was there?
Speaker 5 (03:37):
So I just worry about you stealing as well. I'm
just worried about it.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Look, it's all harmless fun.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I don't know if it is.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, it's harmless fun. I mean, it's not like I'm
going into shops and stealing.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
From the people. You know your work plate.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Were you guys big stealers when you were young?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Never have been.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
No.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
My mom took basicly.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
But one time I tried to steal a kinder surprise
and I got in big trouble.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
My mum made me take it back and apologize.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I got well, I think I've told you this. I
got caught stealing at my local dairy. He busted me
because I stupidly stole successfully and then went outside the
sturdy Saturday evening. It was like a packet of chicken
chips and some Lollies.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Chips, and he said to me, like, because you got
it outside the door.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It was yours. Now it will exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I was only about like seven, and he said because
he knew my dad, and so he said to me,
you're going to pay me double for those or I'm
going to tell.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Your dad, did you Yes? So you had money?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No, I didn't have money, but I had to pay him.
I had I literally had to mogi.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I literally had to save up and then go back
and pay him.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
The money double.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
What and you told off?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I never got told off?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Listened there, West, I mean, you steal off everybody you
come across.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
What the lesson I learned is don't get caught.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Every single day it gets posted to social media and
the people you steal from come in here and say
can you please not steal from me? And then they
talk to your boss and say, can you get just
jas not to steal off me? And then they hide
all the ship that you're stealing in different areas and
you still steal.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Isn't it crazy?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
No? I just I just I just want to assure
the listeners actually to this podcast, we're king that's the truth.
This is just as I mean, we're just having a
bit of fun.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Not me, man.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
The whole Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hurrachym Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I reckon, it's been a year since I went in
there and stole a pack of chips.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Well, I tell you what, you're not just uh, what's
the word? You're not opposed to stuffing your god with
my stolen goods?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Have you noticed I haven't had any of your chips
for a.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Long long time.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I just literally haven't eaten any of them.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
But stuffing them in your god every tie?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Okay, mag you was the first thing you ever stole.
I've got nothing you used to steal.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You never stole.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
The only thing I can remember that I actually ended
ved stealing was two dollar coins out of my mum's
wallet to buy Heroin Oh No, to play Street Fighter.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
I did that before.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I've done that before as.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Well, And that was that was it. That was the
only thing I ever used to steal. And I stole
about twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Do you remember when those Space Invaders were like twenty cents.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Well it was forty cents to continue those ways that
that particular game, which would have been you would have
been too old for it by the time that came along.
You Jay, even though you were young. But that was
that that that was one of the great cultural phenomenons
that game. It was magnificent.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
But you know, I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I I certainly don't have a history of stealing.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
In what way I mean outside of the last two years.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I learned my listen as a young feeler and what
was the listening as I say, I'm in this.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Chats just it's just the feelings.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
It'll be amazing to see fellows having a bit of
a bit of lined up, the full boxes lined up.
The same thing would probably fill out the back of
a big lorry, a big truck.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Here is the amount of chips that Hoidy J has stolen.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Well, if there's ten boxes in a in a box,
which there is, and you do two twenty five a days,
so it's twenty twenty two boxes, forty five boxes.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
It's a lot.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's a lot chase because you can't count the weekends, key,
because he's not in here on the weekends.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yeah, but he comes in there.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No, it's true exactly, because you're right, he'll be walking bright.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
They did have a swipe. You know, I live in
the cd D now, so weird.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It'll be funny if you're coming in here on.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
The weekend, actually very funny.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
You will stop though I stopped months ago.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And also what they've done is that you know, they're
getting much more anal with their hiding of said chips, you.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Know what I mean, kind of ruining it for you,
aren't they?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well look this fun and the chase you know, of
trying to find them and hunt them down. But I
really can't be bothered with it anymore. Thus you haven't
seen me eating any chippies.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
For ages yesterday?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Yesterday?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah, I went on the no that don't sell them.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I remember because you walked in and said, hey you
chick old hody JS scored again or something something like that.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
As you opened the sour cream tribes you.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Said, hoyj rides again?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Is that what I said?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
And you had like a h a black head band
around your face with the eye holes cut out and.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
You're looking through them and your dillion.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
That was unrelated though, Yeah, that was just a bone.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Did you at least pay for the dilly?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, because I don't know if you know this as well,
The A c C have lots of dillies just floating
around as well.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Yeah, it was because they did like a crossover thing
with sex life.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I always find it really funny when I see Lane,
you know, when they do that throwing it against the glass. Yeah,
and I'm like, I just chuckle to myself because I'm like,
I use that.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Are you talking about the dildo? You're talking about the
deli with a suction cup?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
When did you use it?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
None of your business, Kezy, that's a very personal question.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I don't like getting tired at three o'clock every day.
Three thirty itis? Is that what they call it on
that head?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I know, I don't know, man, But as I say,
we've just eaten so much food. I've got a bit
of a food coma going on.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And it's hot as fucking here again.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Fuck man, Hey, you have a lovely long weekend.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Hey, a real nice time? Was Can I say that?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Go the Warriors taking on the Panthers top of the
table clash.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Wind that by the way on Tuesday.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
See you there Tuesday four to seven.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Bye bye.