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May 12, 2026 10 mins

On today's poddy, get the wide noodles.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast
Get up even closer on.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for targets for to seven Every weekday.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
On radio record'll get a peel.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello, you look like you had it to sleep. Actually, man,
that's the first time I've seen you. Look up. You've
got a bloodshot Isaiah glassy eyes. Actually, maybe not so
much bloodshot.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
No, I had I had a really good sleep.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
But you know when you're like you've been knacking for
ages and then you have a really big sleep and
then you're kind of more funny.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
But then tonight I'll have another one hopefully, and then.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
You'll be asleep tomorrow. That's kind of what happens where
you go, I've had a big week ind and you're
I just need to get to bed on Sunday. It
will be all good. You are't. You need the old
you need the big one there on the Monday. But
then if you've had a back to backer like you have.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
What I what I used to find was actually day three.
Day three was the day where I was in.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
A hoo of the mood.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Because that's today for me.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I think, yeah, I think all the chemicals have left
your body and you're just sort of on you're running
on empty, you know what I mean, because all the
good juice is gone.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
You're just like you should have seen because today I
had had as an interview with the Woman's Day Lady.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, oh, it's not a good day for you to
do that interview, bro, you can go across.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Well, we had the photos and that taken weeks ago,
which is good, but it was just a zoom interview
my wife and I and it was literally like five
minutes before the interview, and I was just like on
the couch and a hoodie and trek pants and my
wife was like, so are you gonna like get changed
for this interview or and I was just like, you.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Would have turned it on with the cameras roll.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Funnily enough, I had a similar thing this morning because
I ended up driving my daughter to a fucking job.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
That's not similar, I'm sure, well in.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
The sense that I wasn't hangover anything, but I let
rolled out of bed, put my trekkies on and my
daggy old sweatch it yeah, and put my old daggy
shoes on. And I was actually not meaning to drive
her to work, but she was going to be so late.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
That she knows that you'll cover for it. Really, she
should be the one that the repercussions of her own actions.
And you were talking about it yesterday. I agree, and
I agree laughing at the fact that she said she
was going to get there on time. Yes, and she
did because you.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well, she was ten minutes late.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
That's so acceptable.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
But I was walking, we were both walking into town,
up to the car park, and I just caught her
side of myself in a reflection. I was like, funk,
I look like a piece of shit. I did it
a lot there, like my like, I've got three sets
of Trackie pants, but one of them is really daggy,
and I actually chose those ones. I didn't think about

(02:51):
it when I went out and I went, fuck, I
looked terrible.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
But hey, I roll up to the shops and my
egg boots and.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, track I don't know about slippers in public A.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well, neither I do, and you shouldn't. I think it's
not right. But I was just like, I just got
to take them off. I got to put on another
pier of ship, put on the.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh look, that's the beauty though, that's the beauty of you.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Wish slip ons.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
But then with my sketches, I've noticed with the paving
in town is very slippery, and I've.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Gone down and crevison between a couple of times. They've
got no grip.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm literally skating along with my skitches. Literally, it's not good.
It's not good.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sounds funny, just.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Just in terms of there, I was sitting on the
couch and watching this great old Italian movie, right, it
was fucking really good.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
A couple of.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
There were no buzzies.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
It was all about this raging alcoholic But anyway, I
was sitting there and I was starving, and there was
nothing really to eat in the house, and I was like,
I've got to go and get some food.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Were you fuming?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I wasn't fuming, but I just couldn't be fucked And
I sat there for two hours and couldn't be fun.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Have you had food since?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well then I went, for fuck's sake, get a grippy
yourself and went got a ban me.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Good job, just it was good work from.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
The idea, but it was just so ridiculous, and I
was so hungry, but I just could not be fucked
moving stupid.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
It's one thing for me. That motivates me. It's food,
Like if I'm hungry, I'll fucking go.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
And get He does not like you.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I sometimes sometimes I nearly did the dumplings. Actually I
nearly went, fuck this, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Down and get some black haired noodles for lunch. Did
you sischwan? Pork noodles medium spice wide.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Noodles from the place from.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, they would use it.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
It was good.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah, it was really what are they called the second
one pork noodles?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay, and get the wide noodles. It's an extra dollar day,
which my wife.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
My wife always gets the wide noodles.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
That is pure fill white noodles.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
That is disgusting. She likes wide noodles, so do I,
though I love them.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Funny for the wide noodles.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Actually, the noodles today were just a wee bit el
dente as well, just a little bit and fun.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
It was good. Yeah, fuck, it was good.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
The whole racky Big Show days from four on Radio
Hurraky The Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
You know how I was having stuffed mushroom pasta for
dinner last night.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Some fucking Chilian it you're weird, And it was funny.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I was cooking away there and making a beautiful mushroom
sauce with a bit of fresh chili and garlic, and
I opened it up and it wasn't what I thought.
It wasn't stuffed past It was this little bag of
linguini with this groady, fucking pasta sauce so that the.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Early one na spaghetti spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
But it was for one serving, And I was like,
this is not what I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Did you I bought it? Did you call Keysy and
asked him how to split a one person meal? Well?

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Fortunately I made it work. I was a legende. That's
always a happy ending. Jason's a backbone. I'm Jason fucking legend.
But yes, that's that's like when you just took a
backbone shirt on holiday?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Why did you buy a serving for one that wasn't
even revola?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
And it was bigger than what the bellamies man.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
I thought it was exactly the same packaging as the
stuff pasta, except it was It wasn't the stuff.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Pasta said it was completely different.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Then I I just grabbed it and put it in
the supermarket. Charlie there and fucking bought the damn thing.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
And also eight bottles of shoe polish.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, yeah, by accident.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, and they were like eight bucks apart, so it's
like sixty four bucks shoe polish. I mean, I got
home and I went to fucking cock and I was like,
what the fuck's all the shoe polish?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I wanted vinegar.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
I made it work though, because I'm a legend.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
I did forget the olive oil though, fells and I
went to cook and went, oh fuck, we've.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Got no oil. Do you see all Press has gone under?
Is that an oil? Yeah, an evocado oil, actually in
an olive oil. It's a it's a spinning one, you know.
It's a key with company. Though they've gone under under
own ten million dollars or some ship.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Isn't that devastating It would be It would be fucking
devastating going under and owing ten million.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yes, I'd like to go under and own nothing.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Just go under, just go under, just stay there.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, and just the water fills my lune.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, just keep just keep swimming down to the seand
just rise lifelessly. Yeah, it's true, and just get washed
up on.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
The thank you. Well, we're doing that over in Brisbane.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Jason is just be beaches and brizzy.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Of course there are. Yeah, yeah, well just for your
shopping woes.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, my wife and I last week discovered something called
a sheared note.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Heah, we do that for shopping post.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, and it pops up on both of our phones.
Reminds you reminded, we do that too. So the notepad
is on your shopping on your phone and you add
something to it, and then my wife gets a little
notification Chris added something to the shopping list. You know,
if Jay's head his way, look at the way he
looking at you, now, he would have you burned at

(08:33):
the steak for being a witch. Yeah, but he just
wants to have a vape though. Usually, like if he
wasn't on the in the middle of his bed, he'd
be like, oh, that's really helpful.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, that he would. And I'm going to go to
the doctor and then buy a new phone.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Is that what I'm usually like with your suggestion?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, you're really open and like you love them, positive
about them.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I think I do have a note facility on my phone.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
It's called an app the facility stand on a note facility.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Facility.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
I'm the way you sleep words sometimes.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, and it's probably a good idea, because I tell
you what, My wife's a shocker in the supermarket. She
is a shocker.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
She do you have a list or do you just
go on vibe?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Well, you know, we'll have a we'll have a we'll
have this for dinner. And then she'll spend eighty or
ninety bucks at the supermarket and I'm like, and she'll
often come back, well, she'll spend eighty or ninety bucks
with nothing to eat.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah, how has she done that?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Just she just buys.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Fucking random shit and you know we needed you know,
blah blah blah. And it's like, oh, and then they
didn't have that, so I decided to go for And
it's like, I go and do a shop for thirty
bucks because you're a llegion. I'm allegend.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
And what's in the shop A box of cracking and
some shoe polish, some sup plish and the wrong pasta.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Now, usually I'm very efficient, but yesterday was not good.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
It wasn't good. Feelers. I think I need to go
because great, man, do you need a coffee? I was
just thinking I want to go and have a coffee.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I think I need one.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
We meant to be talking to someone next, but I
think I need a coffee to talk to that person.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Hurry up, i'mgging.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
We're doing a podcast. Yeah man, we're just trying to
get up to the ten minute mark and we're in there.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Jeez, We're gonna get a fucking coffee and stop banging
on about it.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
You too, I'm not going.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
A terrible bastard.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
You're a horrible.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Son of a b Evan arista. Geeter, Okay, I've got it.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
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