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May 13, 2026 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Shap on Instagram, YouTube and tik tok for doggets four
to seven every weekday on radiodrack. Here give a feeling.
Where's your jacket, Magie, it's outside there. It's jacket Wednesday,
jacket jacket every day? Do you doo dooge fro down

(00:30):
to once every ten to bullshit? Jeez?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
That all forward to.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
That's what you're looking forward to. Man, it's good. It's
not see the thing about you as a young fellow,
the youkis you're scratching an itch. You're scratching a there's
no itch, right, the itch goes away.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I quite like having the edge, though, wow does it?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Jase he's a diary old. I mean, Jason is a
filthy bastard with a high six driving an enormous penis.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
That's the story. I wouldn't go so far as to
say I'm a dirty old dog. You are.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I agree, I'm an old dog. I actually reckons.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I reckon. It's quite vanilla, to be honest, do you
do you?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Really? You?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I reckon?

Speaker 5 (01:18):
You put this sort of image out there, is said,
But in reality, I think you're quite a vanilla low
six drive dud root small penis kind of guy but
new jacket though.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, you could not be further from the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Kesy.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
So what's the opposite of everything you just said? There
a tiny sid.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Amazing in the set, amazing in the st chicken soup
in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, I don't have that when I'm having six?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Because I'm focused on your sickness. I'm focused on my lover.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Do you reckon you could make chicken soup?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Not like that. No, not like that at all.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Do you reckon you could make chicken soup while doing it?
Or is it quite an involved thing?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Why would I keasy?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
What the best of both worlds JA stupid question.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, it's the best of both words soup. And you
can have your cake and eat it too.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Man.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
You know so do you think could I make chicken
soup while I'm making love?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah? No, couldn't you? No?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I reckon you could if you had to? No your head,
I'm standing.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Next to you. If I could give you a vape
the Jason. If you make chicken soup and make love
at the same time, you do it? Where am I
putting the cutting board on her back?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Pegs?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Come on, man, funny because in my head I was
like on her back. But I had a mouthful of
I had a mouthful of coffee.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
M bog.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
He's off, he's done.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, he's finished. It's over. Well, geez it's but no,
I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
You don't think you could?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Is it because the chicken souper is too involved?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Too stupid? You chop up the celary because it's too stupid.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
She can hold the bowl?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Hey, mogie, can you make it a bit brighter in here? Please? Jesus?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
What as for the lighting jokes? Because we're on YouTube
you see.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
And our teen viewers?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
What's viewers?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Because I see us on YouTube and it's got teen views.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm gonna check how many views the latest one has.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Can you have a look? Man? What are you fucking asshole?
Has been up to? Today?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
It's been all lection. Actually at my place it was
a lot going on. I'll talk about it in the
show and quite seriously, because there's always something going on.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Today actually something going on, and then today it was
all on right young and old for young and old. Yeah,
it was a hour of a day in the in
the oh.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
It passed your house today, yes, yes, yeah you should have. Well,
I went and jacked it down on that park.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Now you need to do it on the past, not
the actual passes.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
The Whocky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
remember the Wracky Big Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
I'm a bit worried that a lot of Mogi's chat
now is about jacking it.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
You noticed started the ball rolling at the start of this,
and then there was oh, there was a guy called Jack.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
There was another thing that happened wasn't even Jack.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
That happened on the path apart from the guy jacking
himself off, which I'm not going to tell you about.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Six hundred and twenty six years the latest one.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Geez, we're killing it.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's pretty good man.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Wow, it's not like that's out we're just doing it
as we push.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
We never push it.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
It's a bonus offering that we're putting out there that
no other shows are doing.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
So we just thought we'd start doing it.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
How long does it take from record to getting it
up on YouTube? The pokes look at that piece of
twenty four hours?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I know, I think I've seen breakfast on there.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
No, I just looked on there, so there you're going there.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, well that's good.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Well we can delete it off there. We cannot put
this up if you want.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
It's all about the numbers, fellas, and you've got to
get them wherever you can. So yeah, oh you should
have popped in Magi. I would have made you a
stove top coffee.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
I was busy making a fool of myself. I was
on a Flamingo scooter, which I've changed to now because
it's cheaper, because it's a New Zealand owned company, which
I was not aware of. And they've got it to
the eternal credit written on the bottom of the where
you put your feet there New Zealand. O. How good.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
So what's lying foreign mark? Okay, good to know. I
ever do go that. I'm not going to because walking's
very cafat this before.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
But yeah, sometimes if I'm in a rush, like today
I was in a rush.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah it was humiliating. I tell you what, man.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
I was crossing the road today on Queen Street, you know,
and it was and it was a legit crossing.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
It wasn't a rogue crossing.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I just was waiting for the lights, everyone doing the
big crossing, and about four dudes men just tuning down
in their lime scooters and the whole crowds just going
oh whoa, yeah, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
You just maintain your line.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Man, skateboarders, they know what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I would have liked to have shouldered one of them. Actually,
it was outrageous.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
You would have justated.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Probably one thing I've noticed it's dangerous in downtown Auckland
is some of the crossings.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
When it goes for everyone to walk, it is all
four at once.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
You can walk across the center and a diagonal, but
some of them aren't. And I've noticed a few times
in the last few weeks working to your walking to
your office, that people are looking at their phones. Yes,
and they go a bit and just start walking out
diagonally when the traffic's all coming. Yes, I've seen that
quite a few times now.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
I've been guilty of that. I've looking at my phone
and hearing and it's actually not my crossing.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Just stepping out.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well, you.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Kill the herd, what you do? Those are the ones
you need to lose. Keysy straight in front of a
bus if you're going across the road while looking at
your phone, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I agree it's deserved, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
One of them was quite an attractive young woman.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, first to go, well, I mean the fact that
she was attractive is neither. I don't know why you
thought that how woman should be run over?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Is that what you're saying? Honestly, I worry about this show,
I really do. That is if this is the future
of the show, Yes, I worry for it.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Agreed.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Shocking so Keysy saying that an attractive woman shouldn't be
run over, but that an unattractive woman should, and that
I think is a new low for the show.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, I stand by what I said. I mean, that's
on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
I mean you've said it, and people, well, this is
the other thing that's on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, so it's six hundred people going to know about
this exactly.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh god, Yeah, there is going to be a real
going to have something to say about this.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I think he will.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
I don't think Bogs even knows our show exists.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
No, he does, because he walks past that window, yeah
six fifty nine every night.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, just to make sure that we're still here and
we're not. We're working hard.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
I'll tell you what I have noticed. The old management
go down to the old pub for.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
A few hanging off the end of a few beers
from about sort of mid day.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, about mid day. I will tell you what.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I walked past their officers and at you know, around
about lunchtime. Upstairs, I walk past their officers and they're
never there, correct, never there, They're always down here on
the past.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
You know what we should start doing.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
We aren't upstairs.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
We should start logging there when they're in and out.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Sort of times like they do with us. Yeah, exactly.
Excuse me, boggsy, Yes, where are you at twelve thirty today.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Twelve thirty, right in the middle of the lunch break.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Where were you?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Because you went in your office?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
You Sidney went in your office.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I don't think we even know where his officers.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I know where, I certainly do. I used to get
out there all the time to have meetings with him
to talk about the show.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Same same, right, Okay, I used.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
To have to I'm not happy with some of the
filthy you're coming out.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
With Kea by what I said.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
By what I said, I used to have to liaise
with his pa. The hell does that mean they'll get
your phone out?

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Well, she would get in contract to see when it
would suit for me to have a meeting with boy.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh, this is like five years ago. Tzy. I can't
remember if it was ten minutes ago, Lowis. Let's say, Lowis, it.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Wasn't five years ago. It would have been seven, eight,
seven or.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Eight years ago? Yeah, about ten years ago.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
And I would always make sure that I was really choker.
So i'll be Oh, Lois, can I get back to
you on that, because she's a pretty full calendar. You
just tell Bosy to hold fire for a minute or two.
I'll see what I can do.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, it's interesting stuff, isn't it. What was that that
meeting Chip? It's gone there?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Something about meeting with the CEO, something.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
About about bone pas, about pas.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Weren't you going to do something about getting a pa?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Pa a zud you know that song so beautiful?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
But when you though you were can do something about
getting a pa?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, I was looking for a PA.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
I feel like you should get a PA.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Well, I was wondering if you'd be my pa king.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I know that you're looking high and loan for some ap. Oh.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Okay, we've got our wires crossed here. Hey, listen to
the Big Show four or seven weekdays radio. Hurdaki stand
by what I said
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